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Four months into med school
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And we were getting on each other's
nerves.
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Cole was especially good at it.
Cole, you're wearing my scrubs.
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I had to wear the ones my mom made me.
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Babe, you know girl scrubs make my ass pop.
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That is so stupid.
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Damn! Ma wants a bite!
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You know, cole,
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You could be a little more
respectful of other people.
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Fine.
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Lovely sweater.
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It really shows everybody
what you're working with.
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There, luce. You happy?
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ow! What was that for?
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I don't know. I assume you
did somethin' stupid. Did he?
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Yeah.
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One more for luck.
All right, fall in, losers.
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Today, one of you is gonna get
an amazing learning opportunity.
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Trang, I need you to put a
new gown on mrs. Gainer.
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Be careful. She's off her meds,
has 4-inch nails
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And is convinced someone's
trying to steal her skin..
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Hey, talking man baby, come here.
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I am parked in the 10-minute parking zone.
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You want me to move your car? No.
I love the space.
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What I want you to do is
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To pull out of and then back into the space
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Every ten minutes.
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If you get bored, here's a ball
and a half a deck of cards.
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I want that ball.
Trang, get over here right now.
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I didn't envy trang. At some point,
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We'd all been caught between dr.
Mahoney and dr. Cox,
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And it felt like being in a pinball
machine.
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And it always ended the same way--
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With dr. Cox winning.
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Tiny one, run fast.
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Now.
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Dr. Kelso, I told you
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You can't be coming up in
here stealing all the gauze.
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I mean, are you building a giant gauze ball?
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'cause if you are, I want in.
It's on my bucket list.
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Actually, I'm here for a medical reason.
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I had a bit of a scare
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While I was playing a game of scattergories
with my niece. You're still on the clock.
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She means the scattergories clock.
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She's very competive.
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Anyway, I got a little bit light-headed,
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So we're gonna run some tests.
I wouldn't worry about it.
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A few years back, I, uh,
I got a little light-headed myself.
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Turns out it was... Well, it was diabetes.
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That's a bad example.
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You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
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Oh, what up, dr. T.?
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Okay, today, as part of your
practical doctoring class,
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You will be conducting
physical exams on one another
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For the first time. Cole.
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Put your pants back on.
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Oh, my bad.
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I thought this was going
somewhere totally different.
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People, I said it day one.
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I can't teach you without your pants on.
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While doing these exams,
some of you may experience
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Something we like to call
med student syndrome.
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It's a common condition
where med students think
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They have the disease they're studying.
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All right, what I want you
all to do now, though,
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Is partner up with the person
next to you and get it crackin'.
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Getting paired up in med school
was like playing a game
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Of win...
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Lose...
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Or frank.
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Spoiler alert-- my skin's super flaky.
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Man, I just got totally frank'd.
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I really appreciate you
taking time to check me out.
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I'm gonna take care of ya,
but first, as you know,
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We gotta knock out one of
these patient histories,
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And we both know how weird these can get.
Yes, deeply, deeply weird.
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What do you say we just dive right in?
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Are you currently taking any medications?
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Have you had sex with multiple partners?
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You exercising regularly?
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And have you traveled
outside the United States
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In the last couple months? Yes. Hell, yes.
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Uh, yes--I go to the
bathroom ten times a day,
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Which for me is cardio. Natch.
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I recently flew to bangkok,
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But I didn't actually get off the plane.
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Right.
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That little stunt you pulled with trang?
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Not cool. I needed him
for real hospital work.
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Having him move my car, I'll have you know,
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Was hospital work of the highest order.
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That's exactly what trang needed--
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Driving back and forth in the parking lot,
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Reinforcing every
stereotype of asian drivers.
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Look, you're the one who put
me with the med students,
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So don't undermine me.
Who's in charge of 'em, you or me?
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I am in charge of you,
and by the transitive property,
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Anybody you're in charge
of I'm also in charge of.
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You see, I'm the boss around here.
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I pretty much do whatever I want.
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For instance, I can use
the intercom to whistle.
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Any loose change-- automatically mine.
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And I never have to buy chocolate bars
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From any of my colleagues' awful children
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To support their horrible school band.
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I can do whatever I want,
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And you just have to stand and nod,
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Like the sweet-mouthed
little man-boy monkey toy
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That you truly are. Mine.
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Ugh.
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Leave.
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Even though dr. Turk warned us
about med student syndrome,
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We couldn't help ourselves.
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Dr. Turk, I've got scurvy and rickets.
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How did I get all the pirate diseases?
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That's a walk in the park
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Compared to my early onset dementia.
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Where's my phone?!
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Actually, cole does have a
weird mole on his chest.
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Man, forget that mole.
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I'm more worried about
the pain in my throat...
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The t-pain. Hmm.
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?T? my voice sounds hella cool ?T?
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Listen, guys, calm down.
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You're all fine. Everything's good.
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That's a bruise. You're just ticklish.
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And you, my friend,
you got ink on your tongue.
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Stop eating your pen.
Cole, the mole on your chest...
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Well, actually, the mole on your chest
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Is something we need to check out.
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So, cole, uh...
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Unfortunately, the biopsy shows
that your mole is malignant.
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You have melanoma.
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Skin cancer?
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Oh, my god, cole.
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?T? oh, snap ?T?
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?T? I got a funky cancer mole ?T?
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How'd you know it was gonna be malignant?
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Oh, I didn't. I was prepared for both ways.
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?T? check my rhymes 'cause
my mole is benign ?T?
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?T? I can't do this all on my own ?T?
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?T? no, I know ?T?
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?T? I'm no superman ?T?
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sync by lala123
www.Addicted.com
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?T? I'm no superman ?T?
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cole's cancer thing was really freaking me
out.
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Hey, check it. I put
orange soda in my I.V. Bag.
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I'm like a hamster, yo. Cole--not so
much.
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This is serious. You have cancer.
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Lucy, it's n cancer cancer.
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Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies
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And dudes who keep laptops on their balls.
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Well, then, bobbo, I figured out
what's causing the fainting.
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Men don't faint.
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We take unintended decisive naps.
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It's just vagal syncope.
Nothing to worry about.
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That's a relief. So just fill
my prescription for blue steel.
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I'll be on my way.
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There is one other thing.
Unfortunately, given your age
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And your current insurance regulations,
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They're not gonna let you drive anymore.
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Oh, that's crazy! I'm a great driver.
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Hey, what's up?
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Nothin'. Ah, I was about
to grab some yogurt.
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Ah, I guess I can bum rides.
Well, it's good, actually.
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You don't know how many
times I've been out late
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And had to pass on that seventh drink.
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No more mr. Responsible!
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Oh! Ha.
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What about him? How's he gonna die?
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Red nose. Beer gut. Definitely liver
failure. No way. Check out his shirt and
his callused hands.
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He probably works around a lot of machinery.
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I'm thinkin' nail gun to the head. You said
that about the nurse who just walked by.
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I think you're overestimating
how many people
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Actually own nail guns. Whatever.
That's how I wanna go.
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hello?
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Number one, I need you to
prep some forms for dr. Kelso,
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Get the notes for today's
lecture out of my office
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And set my dvr to record "big bang theory."
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The whole world is watching this thing,
and I've got to know why.
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I gotta go. Dr. Cox needs
me to do a bunch of stuff.
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Cox? You're leaving me for cox right now?
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Yeah. Is that all right?
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No. Yeah, that's fine. Go.
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It's just, all this talk about,
you know, dying
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Rascal... Flatts paws.
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You had a dog named rascal flatts paws?
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It's an indianame, okay?
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We got him from a navajo rescue center.
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I taught him how to skateboard.
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He was really good,
until my dad ran him over.
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The bastard did it on purpose.
Wait, are you screwing with me?
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Yeah, drew, that's what I do.
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I make up stories about my
dead skateboarding indian dog
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And my abusive father just to mess with you.
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That's... Yeah.
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Oh, just forget it.
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Uh...
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No, it's fine.
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I'll stay.
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After our examinations yesterday,
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We discovered a malignant
melanoma on cole's chest.
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He's been generous enough
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To let us use his case as a teaching tool.
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Mm! You hear that? I'm a tool, yo.
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Pal-- drew, he's sick.
Let's just let it slide.
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This slide is a magnified
image of cole's mole.
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How is it different from a benign one?
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Well, it's dark with undefined edges.
You're dark with undefined edges.
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That doesn't even make any sense.
You don't make sense.
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Okay, you know what?
We'll just move on to the questions.
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Uh, dr. Turk,
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Doesn't melanoma sometimes
spread into the lymph nodes?
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Well, they caught it early,
so that's an extreme scenario.
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you're an extreme scenario.
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I'm sorry, dr. T.
He just keeps settin' me up.
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Thanks again, turkleton,
for giving me the lift.
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Hitching rides with students
was not working out.
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The constant stops at keg
parties and strip clubs--
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They just weren't into it.
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But hey,
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Nobody hustles bob kelso
out of the champagne room.
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That is my house.
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if I even step into the
parking lot of a strip club,
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Carla--she could pick up the scent
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Of glitter and vanilla body
wash like nobody's business.
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I'm telling you, it's like
she's a stripper bloodhound.
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Oh, well, I gotta get home early anyway.
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I wanna read the internet
before they take it down.
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I'm not exactly sure
that's how that works, sir.
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Damn! What?
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Talked through my taco.
Totally forgot to savor it.
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I'm-a go get another one.
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I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
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You know what?
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Ten minutes. Line looks kda long.
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I know you think this surgery's no big deal,
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But are you sure you don't
want your parents there?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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And besides, they're on some
bike trip around iceland
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Taking pictures of puffins...
Whatever the hell those are.
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What about your boys?
I could give them a call for you.
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Nah, topher and bootsat
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For getting into a fight with criss angel
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At a porn convention. It sounded awesome.
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I could at least make sure our
study group is there. those fools?
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00:10:19,961 --> 00:10:22,038
They're your friends.
They wanna be there for you.
248
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,708
All right, I guess it's cool if they come.
249
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,877
Oh, sweet! Cancer party!
250
00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,579
Like, tons of my uncles died of cancer
251
00:10:28,704 --> 00:10:31,215
So I know exactly how to do this.
252
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:34,219
Oh, but theirs was sad.
This one's gonna be fun.
253
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:37,055
Number one, just exactly
what in the hell happened?
254
00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,457
You didn't do any of the
stuff that I asked you to.
255
00:10:39,582 --> 00:10:41,860
I'm sorry. Denise was
going through something.
256
00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:43,929
I was in a really emotional place.
257
00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,098
Let me see if I got this straight,
dr. Mahoney.
258
00:10:46,223 --> 00:10:48,134
You, who think that women in labor
259
00:10:48,259 --> 00:10:50,303
Need to cool it on the emotional theatrics,
260
00:10:50,428 --> 00:10:52,305
Suddenly became a needy girlfriend
261
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:55,609
At the exactame moment that I
required number one's help?
262
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:58,779
What's going on here?
I'll tell you what's going on here.
263
00:10:58,904 --> 00:11:00,514
This one thinks
264
00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:02,516
That just because you're
having emotionless intercourse
265
00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:05,687
That you are the one med student
who will listen to her over me.
266
00:11:05,812 --> 00:11:07,222
Sweetie, ignore him.
267
00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:09,825
I need you to take a
patient to get an m.R.I.
268
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:13,462
And I need you to prepare
slides for the immunology exam.
269
00:11:13,587 --> 00:11:15,464
The one thing I kn for sure
is that drew is not gonna
270
00:11:15,589 --> 00:11:17,465
Sacrifice his entire medical career
271
00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,533
For the steely caress of
your cold robot pinchers.
272
00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:21,426
Well, let's let him choose. Fine. Drew?
273
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,908
Oh, hey, bob. I am so
sorry to keep you waitin'.
274
00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,910
I've been dancing as fast as I can up there.
275
00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,912
But I just need 15 more minutes
to see another patient,
276
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,980
And we will get out of here.
277
00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:37,550
Ah, take youtime. It's already
been 10 minutes. What's 15 more?
278
00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:40,353
why don't you just go inside
and have yourself a seat?
279
00:11:40,478 --> 00:11:42,355
Oh, a nice warm seat for the old-timer, huh?
280
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,524
Gee, tnks. Will there be an afghan?
281
00:11:44,649 --> 00:11:46,927
I don't want to get a draft
while I'm doing the jumble
282
00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:49,664
And clipping articles to
send to my grandchildren.
283
00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:51,399
I appreciate that you're frustrated...
284
00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:54,136
Not being able to drive,
losing your independence.
285
00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:56,838
It's gotta be pretty hard on you.
286
00:11:56,963 --> 00:11:58,873
What the hell are you talking about?
287
00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:02,209
Look, perry, just because we had
a couple of nice conversations
288
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:04,178
And a few backyard beers last summer,
289
00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:07,214
It doesn't mean we're butch
and sundance, all right.
290
00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:09,182
So just forget all this soul mate stuff
291
00:12:09,307 --> 00:12:11,718
And just go bring the car arod.
292
00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:14,344
You know what, bob? Find your own way home.
293
00:12:15,713 --> 00:12:17,656
Hey, guys.
294
00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:20,593
I wanted to talk to you about something.
You want us to go cole's surgery.
295
00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:24,130
How did you know? It's written on your hand.
296
00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:26,532
I've been forgetting things recently.
297
00:12:26,657 --> 00:12:29,668
You should eat more grains.
You know, I was just thinking that exact...
298
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,870
Oh.
299
00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:34,340
So... Can I count on you all to be there?
300
00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:36,810
Why? He never supports us.
301
00:12:36,935 --> 00:12:39,446
Yeah. Last month, I ran a charity 5k.
302
00:12:39,571 --> 00:12:41,482
But when I asked cole for a donation,
303
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:44,452
He burped in my face and
told me it was for the kids.
304
00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:46,655
But it would mean a lot to
him if you guys were there.
305
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,857
Really? Because every
time I ask him how he is,
306
00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:51,227
He shows me his ass and says, "ask them."
307
00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,763
Look, if you don't wanna do it for him,
then do it for me.
308
00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:55,764
And if you don't wanna do it for me...
309
00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:59,435
then do it for the cupcakes'll bring. Maybe.
310
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,437
I tried to make sure cole wouldn't be
alone.
311
00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:04,739
Although for some, solitude can be a
relief.
312
00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:06,741
Have you seen drew suffin?
313
00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:09,410
Med student but, like, 900 years old?
314
00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:11,412
Hey, you seen a med student
315
00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:13,413
Thinks he's way cooler th he is,
316
00:13:13,538 --> 00:13:15,415
Kinda has a serial killer vibe?
317
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:18,844
But sometimes it can remind you
of a growing frustration.
318
00:13:21,281 --> 00:13:25,961
And even if you think you're
just fine on your own,
319
00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:28,030
You can feel surprisingly abandoned.
320
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,656
I thought you said people were coming.
321
00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:36,562
Cupcake?
322
00:13:41,774 --> 00:13:45,520
Hey, where did you go?
I went to the campus store
323
00:13:45,645 --> 00:13:47,857
And got some things to cheer you up, like...
324
00:13:47,982 --> 00:13:49,859
A winston university mini fan
325
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:52,462
Because this surgery is gonna be a breeze...
326
00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:54,932
A license plate frame
327
00:13:55,057 --> 00:13:58,234
Because you are gonna
drive away that cancer.
328
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:02,739
And...
329
00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:05,809
Because you are gonna hoot, hoot, hoot...
330
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:08,779
Actually, I just really think
he's cute. Can I have him?
331
00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:11,015
Whatever. Keep it.
332
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,918
Look, it's not all bad.
I'm here. We have cupcakes.
333
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:16,921
We can lie in bed and watch tv all day.
334
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:20,625
No, the remote's broken and
it's stuck on t history channel.
335
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,961
I don't care about stuff
that's already happened.
336
00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:25,397
I'm really sorry no one came.
337
00:14:25,522 --> 00:14:28,034
Yeah, I was fine without anyone,
but you had to promise.
338
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,669
You had to do the whole lucy thing of,
339
00:14:29,794 --> 00:14:32,138
"oh, they'll come. They'll listen to me.
340
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,340
I think horses should go into space."
341
00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:35,942
I never said that.
342
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,412
Why would I want fewer horses
on earth? That's crazy.
343
00:14:39,537 --> 00:14:42,081
What's crazy is thinking
that you could cheer me up.
344
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,417
You know, that is just
the kind of jerky thing
345
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,419
That makes people not
wanna be there for you.
346
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:49,688
Well, I don't need them and
I don't need you either.
347
00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,658
Okay, so take your cupcake
and your license plate frame,
348
00:14:52,783 --> 00:14:55,160
Leave the mini fan and go.
349
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,663
Whatever you want.
350
00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:59,632
Oh, come on, lucy!
351
00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:01,901
"judge mathis"?!
352
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,938
The med student who was supposed
to pick me up never showed up.
353
00:15:05,063 --> 00:15:07,975
I've been out there forever.
What do you want from me?
354
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,345
Helpe out with this paperwork
thing so I can drive again.
355
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:14,282
It's just some stupid insurance rule.
356
00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:16,251
Well, that's a pretty big favor there, bob.
357
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:19,086
And since according to you
we're not real friends--
358
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,754
Which makes perfect sense
359
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,757
As your only real friends
are a bottle of discountin
360
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,759
And the metal handrail in your shower--
361
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,284
I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
362
00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:31,597
Look out.
363
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,499
What are you doin' here?
I got a text from drew.
364
00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:36,692
Yeah, me, too.
365
00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:41,841
What's going on? You texted me
that a patient's coding in here.
366
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:44,477
You texted me,
"come and show me your boobs"?
367
00:15:44,602 --> 00:15:47,914
I may have switched those texts,
which does raise the question--
368
00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:50,574
Why did you show up then, dr. Cox?
369
00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:55,756
Dr. Kelso?
370
00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:57,324
Sorry, son.
371
00:15:57,449 --> 00:15:59,860
I came in to use the bathroom
while you were sleeping.
372
00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:03,129
But I've been watching tv for
the last 45 minutes. Yeah.
373
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,165
I got caught up in this article
about how they make tortillas.
374
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:09,568
There's a lot of steps.
Well, what are you in for?
375
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:12,704
Oh, I got the cancer. Woof.
376
00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:15,473
I'll tell you what'll make you feel better--
377
00:16:15,598 --> 00:16:18,500
Giving an old man your pudding cup.
378
00:16:21,971 --> 00:16:24,249
Uh, lien, for reasons I don't understand--
379
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,351
Probably related to childhood memories
380
00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:28,352
Of my father dressedp like my mother,
381
00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:31,355
Screaming, "am I pretty?
Am I pretty? Am I pretty?"
382
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,724
You two are my closest
relationships in this place.
383
00:16:33,849 --> 00:16:35,159
Congratulations.
384
00:16:35,284 --> 00:16:38,763
But I cannot handle being stuck
in the middle of you guys.
385
00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:40,799
You have got to work it out.
386
00:16:40,924 --> 00:16:43,235
You brought us here to make us talk?
That's ridiculous.
387
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,504
About as ridiculous as
your five o'clock shadow.
388
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,907
Honest to god, there are
so times during rounds
389
00:16:48,032 --> 00:16:51,611
When I look over at you and it's
like I'm teaching yasser arafat.
390
00:16:51,736 --> 00:16:53,948
Really? I see a slightly
gayer george michael.
391
00:16:54,073 --> 00:16:56,150
Oh, so see that. Mm.
392
00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:59,043
Could you please be more alike?
393
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,724
You know, we are kind of alike.
394
00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:04,692
And actually, a lot of my best moves
395
00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:07,595
I learned from watching you. Oh.
396
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,597
Rememberthat 2-page list
397
00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:11,633
Of careers she'd be more
suited for than medicine?
398
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:14,203
She cried for the entire weekend. Really?
399
00:17:14,328 --> 00:17:17,772
Gosh, you hope you reach these kids,
but you never know.
400
00:17:17,897 --> 00:17:20,599
You just never know.
401
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:28,979
Sorry your mom couldn't make it.
402
00:17:29,104 --> 00:17:30,881
She's a hell of a woman.
403
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,817
Next time you see her,
404
00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:36,054
Tell her that bob kelso said,
"I still see sugarplums."
405
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:38,190
She'll know what it means. Does it mean that
406
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:41,727
You want her to make you
one of her holiday cakes?
407
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,696
Yeah, that's what it means.
408
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,297
Yeah.
409
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:47,799
So where are your friends?
410
00:17:47,924 --> 00:17:49,801
They never showed up.
411
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:52,103
Man, if one of them needed me, I'd be there.
412
00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:54,396
Okay, like, when trang
asked me to help him move,
413
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:58,475
I said no because I didn't
want with my hilarious jokes.
414
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,811
Are you scared about this?
415
00:18:00,936 --> 00:18:02,312
No.
416
00:18:02,437 --> 00:18:05,072
Okay.
417
00:18:08,644 --> 00:18:11,155
Look, I'm totally freaked out,
418
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,392
And I pushed away the one
person who was here for me.
419
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:15,760
Old man...
420
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:17,361
Your stinkin' forms.
421
00:18:17,486 --> 00:18:19,597
Enjoy driving again.
Try not to kill anybody.
422
00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:22,299
what was that?
423
00:18:22,424 --> 00:18:25,703
He just did me a big favor,
424
00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:28,339
Even though I was a real douche to him.
425
00:18:28,464 --> 00:18:31,609
And was just...
426
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:34,913
Scared about getting old,
427
00:18:35,038 --> 00:18:37,082
Losing my independence.
428
00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:38,984
It sucks.
429
00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:42,088
I don't want people to know when I'm scared.
430
00:18:42,213 --> 00:18:43,389
It's weak.
431
00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,357
Yeah, I-I-I used to be like you--
432
00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:47,759
You know, putting up a front,
shutting people out,
433
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:50,428
Acting like you don't need anybody.
434
00:18:50,553 --> 00:18:52,530
Fortunately, though, I got past all that
435
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,532
Because you see,
436
00:18:54,657 --> 00:18:56,967
The best thing about letting people know
437
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,002
How you really feel about them is
438
00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:03,073
Then no matter how big
a jackass you've been,
439
00:19:03,198 --> 00:19:06,401
They'll still show up for
you when times are bad.
440
00:19:09,071 --> 00:19:12,183
Hey, I got your message.
Didn't you listen to the whole thing?
441
00:19:12,308 --> 00:19:14,786
Yeah. Then why are you wearing a bra?
442
00:19:14,911 --> 00:19:17,212
I'm not.
443
00:19:19,149 --> 00:19:21,294
Thanks for coming.
444
00:19:21,419 --> 00:19:23,663
I was a jerk, and you didn't deserve it.
445
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,765
I know you were scared.
446
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,791
I'll be here when you get out, okay?
447
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,472
Sometimes ego gets in the way
of what's best for you,
448
00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:35,574
Whether it's combining forces...
449
00:19:35,699 --> 00:19:37,609
Now, now, this guy has
never prepared for class
450
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:40,545
A day in his life.
What's say we start with him?
451
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:43,047
The weird shoes,
the--the skinny chicken legs.
452
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:46,183
What are you guys doing? Oh,
you were right about us. We are so alike.
453
00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:48,118
So we decided to team up
454
00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:51,054
And make life hell for the med
students. What have I done?
455
00:19:51,179 --> 00:19:54,257
The opportunity to thank a friend...
That's the good stuff.
456
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:57,093
I swiped it from the bar
at the country club.
457
00:19:57,218 --> 00:19:59,729
You're welcome, bob.
458
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,664
Or the chance to do something nice
459
00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:04,433
For the people in your life because
you actually do care.
460
00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:06,501
Hey. Look, I know we're gonna studying late,
461
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,104
So I bought you nerds dinner
462
00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:11,406
Did you b, graze, touch, dip, drag
463
00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:13,408
Or spread your stuff on any part of this?
464
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:15,677
Wanted to. Decided not to.
465
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:16,845
Cole...
466
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,213
?T? repair it ?T?
467
00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:20,782
I just wanted to do
something nice for you guys.
468
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:24,677
Oh, hey, dr. Kelso's driving again.
469
00:20:30,585 --> 00:20:31,629
Oh, yeah.
470
00:20:31,754 --> 00:20:33,964
that's about right.
471
00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:36,100
?T? I'm losing ground ?T?
472
00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:39,370
Hey, I wanted to talk to
you about skin cancer.
473
00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:42,140
It's very serious but easily preventable.
474
00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:43,742
Always wear sunscreen,
475
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,677
Get a full body checkup annually,
476
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:48,078
And when you go to the beach,
stay covered up...
477
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,646
Unless you're a hottie,
478
00:20:49,771 --> 00:20:52,682
In which case you should take
it all off and get weird.
479
00:20:52,807 --> 00:20:54,651
We're trying to make a video
about cancer awareness.
480
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:56,719
Okay, what about hottie awareness?
481
00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:58,721
Have you been to the beach lately?
482
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:00,756
It's all families eatin' hard-boiled eggs.
483
00:21:00,881 --> 00:21:02,357
Okay, that ain't right.
484
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,327
You know what? Just g--hey,
go--go press--press "record."
485
00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:06,396
I got this. I'll figure it out.
486
00:21:06,521 --> 00:21:08,031
Hotties, remember this--
487
00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:11,252
You cannot get skin cancer on your taters.
488
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,154
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