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They say that by the end
of your first semester
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in med school, it's already
obvious what kind of doctor
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you'll end up being.
Him.
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Who... Trang?
Yep.
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Oh, man. Small hands,
great with the ladies... Ob-Gyn.
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No, more like a shopping mall
pretzel vendor. Next.
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Maybe Emergency Medicine.
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Nope! Pediatrics.
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There it is.
What's up?
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Hello.
Hey.
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Man, you're so lucky to have
someone like drew.
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I wish I could find
a stud-wannabe surgeon
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to take under my wing.
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I've been making a play
for this guy right here... Clint,
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but he's too cool and aloof.
See you in class. Dr. Turk.
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Not if I see you first! Ha!
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We gonna kick it!
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He's gonna think I'm lame.
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You are lame.
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All right, then.
Listen up, murderers.
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As you know, we are approaching
the end of the semester.
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The ceremony of thanks
is quickly approaching.
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That's where you publicly thank
the friends and families
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of the cadavers you've been
dissecting this semester.
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It's actually
a pretty sweet deal for em.
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After their loved ones
are stripped for parts
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like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage,
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we treat 'em
to some free cold cuts
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and a chance to listen to you
regurgitate some trite quotes
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about their
family members' sacrifice
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that you found on the Internet. Oh, yeah.
Uh, heads up to all you white people out there.
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Reciting a Maya Angelou poem
in an old black lady's voi...
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Not cool, okay?
Cole, I'm talkin' to you.
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Talkin' to you.
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What are you cooking?
I can smell it from next door.
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It's a Wild Mushroom
and Shrimp Risotto
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I learned to make while working at a hostel in Naples.
Risotto... that's gay for rice, right?
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Yeah.
Shrimp's gay for chicken.
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Hey, should we
get married today?
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What?
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We've been dating
for four months.
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I mean, it's pretty good, right?
Let's stop screwing around
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and just get it over with.
Who cares?
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Okay, obviously your diet
of power bars and boxed wine
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has scrambled your brain.
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We got as great thing
going here, you know?
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Why mess with it? Yeah, you're probably right.
It was just an idea.
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Okay. Let's make a baby instead.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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I'm on my birth control...
I think.
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Yeah. Uh...
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How great is this
cadaver ceremony gonna be?
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We have to start planning
what we're gonna do for...
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You know who. You know, he
can't actually hear you. He is a corpse.
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I am just
excited to honor his memory.
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I don't see
what the big deal is.
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People die in third world
countries all the time,
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and no one cares.
Since when did you become so political?
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Since my boy Trent went on
a surf vacation to El Salvador
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and got a tattoo infection.
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He had to die with a partial
mermaid on his shoulder.
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It just looked like
a regular stupid lady.
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Where was his ceremony?
Am I the only one that cares
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about doing something nice for Ben?
Lucy, it's not that we don't care.
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I actually do not care.
It's just that with the semester ending,
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we all have a lot on our plate,
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and the cadaver ceremony
didn't make the top of the list.
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Guys, just do me a favor, okay?
Come up with one thing
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that's important to you
about Ben. That's it.
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It could be a poem or a lightly
choreographed dance number.
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Don't be afraid to go modern.
I think Ben would appreciate it.
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Fine. Or you could
just bring some pretzels
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or something.
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Well, Cole, everything looks great
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two weeks out,
the wound's healed.
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Test results came back clean.
Your cancer's gone.
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That is so crazy.
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You know, I-I've always known
that a surgeon might hook me up
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with some sweet calf
implants or a robot arm. Mm.
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But I never thought one
would save my life.
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I'm not gonna lie.
Surgeons are pretty awesome.
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Hey, Dr. T.,
do you believe in fate?
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You know, like,
the stuff they talk about
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during the boring parts
of "Lost"?
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Well, I was thinking that maybe
I got cancer for a reason.
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Like... like somebody up there
is telling me
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that I'm supposed to be a surgeon!
Oh, Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon.
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Now just a second there, Gandhi.
You've been looking
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for a protégé, and the good lord
answered your prayers.
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Oh, Dr. t., I would kill
to be your protégé!
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You don't want to be
a surgeon, Cole. Okay?
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It's boring and it sucks.
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It's the complete opposite of a waterslide!
Dr. Turk is right.
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You'd... you'd hate it...
All the blood and guts.
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It's like
an amazing horror movie.
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I love horror movies!
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Well, sure, but you'd have
to wear a mask like a ninja,
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and who wants to do that?
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Last Halloween
I was a slutty ninja.
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Oh, this is gonna be awesome!
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I'm more sure about
wanting to be a surgeon
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than I've ever been
about anything ever.
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Okay. I gotta go update
my facebook status.
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But then I'm gonna come back,
and I'm gonna start
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shadowing you, and I'm never
gonna leave your side.
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You're happy, aren't you?
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I don't know about happy,
but darn it all,
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I feel alive
for the first time.
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And that's nice.
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So nice.
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? I can't do this
all on my own ?
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? no, I know ?
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? I'm no Superman ?
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sync dny238
www.Addict7ed.Com
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? I'm no Superman ?
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all right.
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I am so excited to see what
we've all written about Ben.
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Pass 'em up.
Really? Nothing?
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Ah. Thank you, drew.
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This is a
receipt for a pair of pants.
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Yeah, well, I didn't want
to leave you hanging,
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and I'm gonna need that back.
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I'm probably gonna
return those pants.
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They were skinny jeans,
and I couldn't pull 'em off.
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Literally took me like
an hour to pull 'em off.
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Guys, we've gotta come
up with something good.
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The other groups
are way ahead of us.
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?
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they think they're so badass
just 'cause Ron had
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a vestigial tail
and spinal meningitis.
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Ben could have had that tail.
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He's just not a show-off
like ron.
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Cole, you're all up under me.
You need to back up, all right?
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I mean, you smell great,
but I don't think
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I should know that about you.
Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Dr. t.
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It's just I-I'm so psyched
about this surgery thing.
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I already know what I'm gonna
call my surgical practice...
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"Cole cutz."
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With a "z"?
That's right!
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Man, you gotta knock
before you enter Cole's brain.
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Okay. Well, why don't you go
upstairs and get me some stuff?
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Yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff?
Everything that's up there.
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Done!
All right.
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Dude!
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Don't worry about Cole,
all right?
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He never sticks with anything.
He said he was gonna learn
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a new bone in the body every day
until he figured out that
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the penis wasn't actually
one of 'em and quit. Hmm.
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Just be tough on him.
He'll bail.
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So you want to be a surgeon,
huh?
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Well, then you need
to understand
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that it's not about glamour
or money
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or even making a great mix cd
for the o.
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Surgery is long,
tedious and boring.
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Oh, I get it...
Like episodes of "Entourage"
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that revolve around Turtle.
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Sometimes you have
to stand totally still
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and stay completely lasered in,
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even if it means
just holding this clamp,
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because this clamp
right here...
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This clamp could
keep someone alive.
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That's what you're gonna
practice right now. 164
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You think you can handle it?
I'll stay here as long as it takes.
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I'll even cancel my 5:30
at the tanning salon.
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Cole, you had skin cancer,
like, yesterday!
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Just hold the damn clamp.
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What the...
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Oh, there you are.
Can you believe this?
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Apparently, there's water damage
in the wall or something.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
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Some guy upstairs cracks
his head open in the shower,
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lies there for four hours,
and we gotta pay the price.
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You think they'll be able
to fix it?
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Could be kinda cool, right?
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I mean,
instead of my crappy room
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and your crappy room, we could
have one giant crappy suite.
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I mean, it'd be kind of like
we're living together, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's exactly
what it'd be like.
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Exactly.
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Exactly like that.
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Exactly.
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I was really excited, because
i'd done a bunch of research
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about Ben's life,
and I couldn't wait
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to share it with the group.
Cole, did you know Ben was president
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of the association
for independent dry cleaners
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for the midatlantic region
from 1973 to 1976?
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Woman, can't you see
I'm in surgery?
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Uh, no.
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Can other people see that? Look, I'm sorry.
I don't have time for this.
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Go bother drew.
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Okay, now I know
you're not excited about Ben,
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but would it change things
at all if I told you
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that he had a time-share
in myrtle beach? Wow!
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So he got to spend
two weeks a year,
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one of them off-peak,
in South Carolina's
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third most popular
vacation destination?
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Ho, ho! Game-changer.
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Heads up.
Oh!
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So you're bringing
some of your stuff in. Good.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna keep this
on your bed for a while,
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since we always sleep
in mine anyway.
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And until they fix the hole,
I figured this area could
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kind of be like
a den/hangout/place
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where we have dirty sex on
top of my hockey equipment.
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Oh, honey, Lucy's here.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I should clarify.
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The sex is actually
pretty vanilla.
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It's the hockey equipment
that's dirty.
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God, I am liking this.
Yeah! Yeah, me, too.
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I'll be back in a jiff.
Okay.
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I don't like this at all.
I like things clean and simple.
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Everything I own
is in that box.
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A hat, some ramen
and a car battery?
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Don't you have personal things?
I've had that car battery a long time.
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Cole?
I totally forgot about you.
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Have you been standing here
all day?
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I don't know.
I can't read old people clocks.
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And you haven't moved once,
not even to pee?
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Nope. I learned
a trick at keggers.
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When there's a long line
at the bathroom...
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Let a little out, let it dry.
Little out, let it dry.
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Didn't I say that he has what
it takes to be a surgeon?
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Beyond the blind sense of
entitlement and complete lack
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of human empathy, there's
the empty-headed concentration,
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the unjustifiable arrogance
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and the sheer willingness
to stand in one place
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and wet yourself
like a zoo elephant.
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That's awe-inspiring stuff.
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Thank you, Dr. c.!
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I've proved myself, right?
So let's go open a brother up!
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First of all,
why it gotta be a brother?
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And second of all,
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a surgeon has to have a delicate
touch and steady hand.
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Now I want you
to take these tweezers
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and remove the fortune
from this cookie
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without breaking it. I can do that.
Check out these brows.
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I know my way around
a pair of twzies, mm!
238
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Is that bright? Huh?
Is it bright? Is it too bright?
239
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Lots of distractions
in surgery.
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Blood everywhere... ooh!
241
00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:42,475
And out of nowhere,
there could come a noise
242
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to just break
your concentration!
243
00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:46,318
?
244
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a drum line in the O.R.!
245
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What?
246
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,246
Done.
Mm?
247
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,986
Somebody snare me.
248
00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:04,889
?
249
00:11:07,611 --> 00:11:08,513
I want you to imagine
250
00:11:08,513 --> 00:11:10,749
these bears were
in a horrible accident
251
00:11:10,749 --> 00:11:13,216
like a bus crash,
and before you ask,
252
00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:15,415
no, I don't know why
the bears were on a bus.
253
00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,750
Maybe they're super smart
government bears
254
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:21,809
on their way to fight terrorism.
Anyway, all you need to do
255
00:11:21,809 --> 00:11:23,752
is sew one of
these bad boys up before me,
256
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:26,536
and I'll know you have
the skills to be a surgeon.
257
00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:28,295
Are we clear?
As a vodka tonic.
258
00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:33,955
I'm really disappointed
in you guys.
259
00:11:33,955 --> 00:11:37,660
All you had to do was write one
measly little line about Ben,
260
00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:41,220
and you couldn't handle that.
What are we gonna do about this?
261
00:11:41,254 --> 00:11:43,956
We're not gonna do anything.
We gotta bounce.
262
00:11:43,991 --> 00:11:45,524
Maya's treating me to dinner. Yeah.
It's Vietnamese Valentine's day.
263
00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,726
It's not real.
264
00:11:47,761 --> 00:11:49,862
Yeah, I gotta go, too.
265
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:51,831
I gotta figure out
what I'm gonna do
266
00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:53,468
about the giant hole
in my wall.
267
00:11:53,468 --> 00:11:54,899
Sadly, that's not a metaphor.
268
00:11:56,278 --> 00:11:59,020
Stop! You guys we have only
been here one semester,
269
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,890
and we're already
becoming jaded.
270
00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:04,853
Before Ben was our homework,
he was a real human being
271
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with a job and a wife
and a son Eric,
272
00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:09,758
who's gonna be here tomorrow.
273
00:12:10,454 --> 00:12:11,582
Fine.
274
00:12:11,582 --> 00:12:13,113
I'll do it myself.
275
00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:17,185
Saying how you feel
can be tricky.
276
00:12:17,185 --> 00:12:19,956
Some people will do anything
to hide their true emotions...
277
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,540
What's the big surprise?
278
00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:25,456
Oh.
279
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:26,747
Curtain.
280
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:31,717
Yeah. I put this in so we can
maintain our separate zones.
281
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,891
What if I want
to come see my stuff?
282
00:12:34,366 --> 00:12:37,368
That's the best part.
It's all back in your closet.
283
00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:40,109
So, cool.
284
00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:41,236
We're good.
285
00:12:41,236 --> 00:12:42,849
Um, what do you want
to do tonight?
286
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:46,564
Want to get married? Ha ha.
Remember that?
287
00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:50,976
While others have
no probl telling you
288
00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:52,444
exactly what's on their mind.
289
00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:54,705
Done!
290
00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:56,619
Wow. I'm not even close.
291
00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:59,507
Oh, man.
That bear's in bad shape.
292
00:12:59,507 --> 00:13:01,032
That's sad, Cole.
293
00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:03,628
Looks like being
a surgeon's just not for you.
294
00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:09,812
And sometimes
you're so excited
295
00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:14,425
to tell someone your feelings...
Excuse me.
296
00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:15,878
Are you Ben Coleman's son?
Yeah.
297
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,969
Hi. I'm Lucy Bennett.
298
00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:21,317
We worked with your father
in our Anatomy class,
299
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:24,233
and, um, I'm sort of in charge
of our group's tribute to him.
300
00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:25,855
And I just want to know
301
00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:27,112
if there's anything
you wanted us to include.
302
00:13:27,854 --> 00:13:30,776
That you never consider they
might not feel the same way.
303
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:34,584
Well, how about that he was
a miserable, horrible dad
304
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:36,032
who pretty much ruined
my childhood,
305
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,070
and I'm only here to see him
put in the ground?
306
00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:40,791
I guess I could work that in.
307
00:13:43,911 --> 00:13:45,745
Over the next 20 minutes,
Eric regaled me
308
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,148
with horrible stories
about Ben.
309
00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:50,283
He was never around
when I was a kid.
310
00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,185
He cheated on my mom.
311
00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,087
He didn't call me for 20 years.
312
00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:58,925
Okay, but you gotta admit
he was an excellent bowler.
313
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,795
I found a photo from when
he rolled that perfect game
314
00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,363
on June 16, 1976.
315
00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:06,500
So that's where he was
on my 7th birthday.
316
00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:08,769
Oh, balls.
317
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:12,572
Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm
gonna do about this ceremony.
318
00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:15,977
I had this whole... da-da-da-da-da-da.
No sitting.
319
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:19,947
Can't you see I'm reading
a very important chart here?
320
00:14:19,981 --> 00:14:21,348
A british tabloid?
321
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,684
This chart functions
as my shield
322
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:27,321
to protect me from those
who would annoy me.
323
00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:29,322
Hey, Dr. C.
Shield on.
324
00:14:29,357 --> 00:14:31,858
Ohh. See what you've done?
325
00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:34,495
You have destroyed
the shieldlike power
326
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,497
of my chart.
330
00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:39,567
I, um, I guess starting tomorrow
I'll be shadowing you again.
327
00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:42,704
I decided that surgery
is not really my thing.
328
00:14:42,739 --> 00:14:46,942
No, no. You are suosed
to be with Dr. Turk.
329
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:48,377
Where is Dr. Turk?
330
00:14:48,411 --> 00:14:50,512
Oh, Gandhu, step away
from the pizza pastry,
331
00:14:50,547 --> 00:14:52,782
would you please?
332
00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:55,818
Yeah, but the chemicals taste
better when it's hot, so...
333
00:14:55,852 --> 00:14:58,821
Fair enough. I've come to
clear up a point of confusion.
334
00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:01,791
This is what a protégé
should look like.
335
00:15:01,825 --> 00:15:05,728
It is an empty vessel that
I'm filling with knowledge.
336
00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:07,597
I also get to hold stuff.
337
00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,499
Cole didn't have
what it takes, all right?
338
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,769
We surgeons are an elite crew.
Really? Say, Todd, do me a favor.
339
00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:15,138
Would you tell me what that
wonderful new invention is
340
00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,807
you've been working on?
It's a series of erotic novelty wines...
341
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:21,377
Chardonn-gay, sauvignon donk,
teeny-weeny peeny grigio.
342
00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:23,413
Patent pending five.
343
00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:24,914
Drink up, boys.
344
00:15:24,982 --> 00:15:26,615
Yes, indeedy, sweetie.
345
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:29,685
You surgeons truly are
the chosen ones.
346
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,687
Come on. He wasn't
even serious about it.
347
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:36,191
I bet he's already moved on.
Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing.
348
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,594
353
00:15:38,628 --> 00:15:41,897
349
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:44,400
I can fix it.
350
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,201
And the worst part is,
351
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,372
I had to stay in that room
for 17 horse funerals.
352
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:54,877
Okay, so young Cole may
not be an ideal protégé.
353
00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:56,445
He may not even be
an ideal human.
354
00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,016
Nevertheless, you don't get to
pick who needs you as a mentor.
355
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:03,119
Do you realize,
for the last eight years
356
00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:06,255
I've been saddled with
a whiny, clingy lady-man
357
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:09,792
whose very life force
was dependent on hugs?
358
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:12,127
Now, of course,
I have young drew,
359
00:16:12,162 --> 00:16:15,397
and although he may be filled
with a bubbling rage
360
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:18,667
that I fear cannot be
contained very much longer,
361
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:21,236
at least he doesn't
need me to hold his hand
362
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,372
when he speaks of love
and his true feelings.
363
00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:26,509
The point is, we don't always
get to choose who deserves
364
00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:29,512
and who wants our help.
That's it.
365
00:16:29,546 --> 00:16:32,248
Why you gotta always ruin
pastry time?
366
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,284
Perfectly good pastry.
367
00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:43,026
Dr. Cox,
can I ask you something?
368
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,895
Yes?
369
00:16:44,929 --> 00:16:47,864
When you're in love, h-how
do you set aside your fears
370
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:51,335
so that you can just dive in
and follow your heart?
371
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:55,139
Oh, dear God, drew.
Not you.
372
00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:57,608
It's happening again.
373
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,343
It's happening again.
374
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,551
Ben?
375
00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:08,987
I am very upset with you.
You tricked me...
376
00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:11,757
All old and cute on the outside
377
00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:14,760
and horrible and cruel
on the inside.
378
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:17,863
I was planning
an amazing tribute for you...
379
00:17:17,897 --> 00:17:21,533
Stories and poems
and a dozen purple balloons
380
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,868
to signify a cluster of grapes.
381
00:17:23,903 --> 00:17:26,037
Well, now I'm gonna pop them
382
00:17:26,072 --> 00:17:29,373
so they look like raisins,
nature's saddest fruit...
383
00:17:29,408 --> 00:17:31,843
All shriveled and dr
384
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,811
hey. Stop being weird.
385
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,381
I'm trying to eat my sandwich
around some corpses.
386
00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:38,383
Why are you eating lunch
in here?
387
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,685
Why are you yelling
at a dead guy?
388
00:17:40,719 --> 00:17:43,188
See? We all got
a lot of questions.
389
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,190
I'm yelling at Ben
because I made
390
00:17:45,257 --> 00:17:47,592
this really beautiful tribute
for him,
391
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:50,328
and it turns out he was a jerk.
So? Did he have all his parts?
392
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,898
Yeah. Were you able to
slice through his tendons,
393
00:17:52,932 --> 00:17:54,232
soft through
his lower intestines
394
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:57,135
and study the anatomy of his
right hepatic flexure? Yes.
395
00:17:57,170 --> 00:18:00,205
Then he was exactly
who he was supposed to be.
396
00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:03,441
Who cares if he was
a jerk in real life?
397
00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:05,377
You have to learn to adjust
398
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:07,879
when your expectations
don't match the reality.
399
00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:11,282
Whether it's about the present
state of a relationship...
400
00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:12,717
What are you doing?
401
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:17,122
I'm taking down the curtain.
Sorry I was such a jerk.
402
00:18:17,156 --> 00:18:20,058
It's just sometimes
the tiniest changes terrify me,
403
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:23,027
and I just need a little time
to process things.
404
00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:25,062
But eventually, I come around.
405
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:28,066
? in the morning
and everything was gone ?
406
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,835
is this a, uh, sledgehammer?
407
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,205
Is what a sledgehammer?
408
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,674
? dead in the hallway ?
409
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,343
this sledgehammer.
410
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,313
? oh, come on, sun,
why must I burn? ?
411
00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:43,650
you're the one who put
the hole in the wall.
412
00:18:43,684 --> 00:18:45,519
I may have.
413
00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:49,155
Look, I mean,
room and board is expensive.
414
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,991
I think that we should
live together next year.
415
00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:55,394
So this was my way of
easing you into it, you know?
416
00:18:55,429 --> 00:18:58,230
Getting you comfortable
with the idea.
417
00:18:58,265 --> 00:19:03,002
I'm curious to see
whether it worked.
418
00:19:03,036 --> 00:19:05,270
This is where you say...
419
00:19:05,305 --> 00:19:08,173
I'm in love with a sociopath?
420
00:19:08,207 --> 00:19:09,774
Wrong. Yes or no.
421
00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,343
I mean, it's your life.
Sort of.
422
00:19:12,378 --> 00:19:14,245
428
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,347
? but I lived and I learned ?
423
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:18,316
yes.
424
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:21,719
? yes, I lived and I learned ?
425
00:19:21,754 --> 00:19:25,056
or your expectations
about a person's future...
426
00:19:25,091 --> 00:19:26,992
Hey, Cole, you got a sec?
427
00:19:27,026 --> 00:19:29,427
Listen, I've been thinking
about it,
428
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,862
and amazingly enough,
429
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:33,398
the same things that make you
a complete douche
430
00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:36,667
also give you the potential
to be a good surgeon,
431
00:19:36,702 --> 00:19:39,504
so, uh, it'd be an honor
to teach you,
432
00:19:39,538 --> 00:19:42,674
if that's something
you really want.
433
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:46,778
It might be the first thing
I've ever really wanted.
434
00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:49,748
Don't get all mushy, all right?
441
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:53,819
Or even your expectations
about somebody's past.
435
00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:56,855
I met Ben
on my first day of med school
436
00:19:56,890 --> 00:20:00,158
at a moment when I wasn't
really sure if I would make it.
437
00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:03,996
But the truth is,
I didn't really know Ben.
438
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:06,432
In life,
I'm sure he had his faults,
439
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,969
but in death,
he did great things.
440
00:20:10,004 --> 00:20:13,139
He brought us together
and helped us realize
441
00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:15,975
that we couldn't do it all
on our own.
442
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:20,179
He gave us the confidence
to believe in ourselves...
443
00:20:20,213 --> 00:20:24,684
And he gave his body
so that we could become doctors.
444
00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:27,454
And for that, we thank him.
445
00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:29,757
453
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:32,993
?
446
00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:40,934
oh, come on!
447
00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:46,274
Hey, Clint, so, uh...
448
00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,208
What you got planned
this weekend?
449
00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:51,211
Just going to see the eels. Oh, really?
You're a member of the aquarium, too?
450
00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:53,713
Those annual fees
are so worth it.
451
00:20:53,747 --> 00:20:56,215
My daughters and I...
We love the sea turtles.
452
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,786
They're slow in the body
but fast in the mind, right?
453
00:20:59,821 --> 00:21:02,255
Lightning fast! Yeah, I was
actually talking about the band, the eels.
454
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:06,126
Oh. Rock music! Rock...
What am I doing?
455
00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:08,828
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