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THE PERSONAL BLOG OF DR.John H.Watson

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How's your blog going?

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Yeah, good, very good.

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You haven't written a word, have you?

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You just wrote "still has trust issues".

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And you read my writing upside down.

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You see what I mean?

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John, you're a soldier

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and it's going to take you a while

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to adjust to civilian life

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and writing a blog about everything that happens to you

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will honestly help you.

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Nothing happens to me.

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October 12th

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'What do you mean there's no ruddy car?'

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He went to Waterloo, I'm sorry.

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Get a cab I never get cabs

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I love you. When?

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Get a cab

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My husband

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was a happy man who lived life to the full.

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He loved his family and his work,

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and that he should have taken his own life in this way

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is a mystery

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and a shock to all who knew him.

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Taxi, taxi

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November 26th

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I'll be just two minutes, mate. What?

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I'm just going home to get my umbrella.

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You can share mine.

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Two minutes, all right?

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Boy 18£¬kills himself in side sports centre

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January 27th

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She still dancing?

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Yeah, if you can call it that.

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Did you get the car keys off her?

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Got them out of her bag.

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Where is she?

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The body of Beth Davenport, Junior Minister for Transport,

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was found late last night

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on a building site in Greater London.

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Preliminary investigations suggest that this was suicide.

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We can confirm that

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this apparent suicide closely resembles those of

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Sir Jeffrey Patterson

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and James Phillimore.

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In the light of this,

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these incidents are now being treated as linked.

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The investigation is ongoing

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but Detective Inspector Lestrade will take questions now.

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Detective Inspector, how can suicides be linked?

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Well, they all took the same poison.

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They were all found in places they had no reason to be.

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None of them had shown any prior indication.

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But you can't have serial suicides.

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Well, apparently you can.

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These three people, there's nothing that links them?

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There's no link we've found yet but

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we're looking for it. There has to be one.

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Wrong£”

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If you've all got texts, please ignore them.

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It just says "Wrong".

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Well, just ignore that. If there are no more questions,

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For Detective Inspector Lestrade

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I'm going to bring this session to an end.

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If they're suicides, what are you investigating?

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As I say, these suicides are clearly linked.

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It's an unusual situation,

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we've got our best people investigating.

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Says "Wrong" again.

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One more question.

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Is there any chance that these are murders?

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And if they are, is this the work of a serial killer?

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I know that you like writing about these

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but these do appear to be suicides.

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We know the difference.

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The poison was clearly self-administered.

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Yes, but if they are murders,

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how do people keep themselves safe?

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Well, don't commit suicide.

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Daily Mail

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Obviously, This is a frightening time for people

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but all anyone has to do is exercise reasonable precautions.

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We are all as safe as we want to be.

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wrong

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You know where to find me. SH

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Thank you.

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You've got to stop him doing that.

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He's making us look like idiots.

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If you can tell me how he does it, I'll stop him.

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John

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John Watson

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Stamford, Mike Stamford. We were at Barts together.

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Yes, sorry, yes, Mike, hello.

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Yes, I know, I got fat. No, no.

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I heard you were abroad somewhere getting shot at.

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What happened?

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I got shot.

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Are you still at Barts then?

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Teaching now,

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yeah, bright young things like we used to be.

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God, I hate them.

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What about you,

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just staying in town till you get yourself sorted?

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I can't afford London on an Army pension.

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Couldn't bear to be anywhere else.

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That's not the John Watson I know.

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I'm not the John Watson.

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Couldn't Harry help?

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Yeah, like that's going to happen

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I don't know, get a flatshare or something?

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Come on

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Who'd want me for a flatmate?

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What?

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You're the second person to say that to me today.

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Who was the first?

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How fresh?

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Just in. 67, natural causes.

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Used to work here. I knew him, he was nice.

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Fine.

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We'll start with the riding crop.

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So, bad day was it?

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I need to know what bruises form in the next 20 minutes.

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A man's alibi depends on it. Text me.

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Listen, I was wondering.

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Maybe later, when you're finished...

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You're wearing lipstick.

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You weren't wearing lipstick before.

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I refreshed it a bit.

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Sorry, you were saying?

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I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee?

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Black, two sugars, please. I'll be upstairs.

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OK.

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Bit different from my day. You've no idea

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Mike, can I borrow your phone?

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There's no signal on mine.

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And what's wrong with the landline?

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I prefer to text.

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Sorry, it's in my coat.

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Here, use mine.

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Oh, thank you.

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This is an old friend of mine, John Watson.

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Afghanistan or Iraq?

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Sorry?

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Which was it, in Afghanistan or Iraq?

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Afghanistan, sorry, how did you know?

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Ah Coffee, thank you.

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What happened to the lipstick?

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It wasn't working for me.

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Really? It was a big improvement.

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Your mouth's too small now.

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OK.

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How do you feel about the violin?

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I'm sorry, what?

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I play the violin when I'm thinking and sometimes

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I don't talk for days on end. Would that bother you?

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Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.

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You told him about me?

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Not a word.

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Who said anything about flatmates?

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I did. Told Mike this morning

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that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for.

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Now here he is just after lunch

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with an old friend clearly just home from

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military service in Afghanistan. Wasn't a difficult leap.

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How did you know about Afghanistan?

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Got my eye on a nice little place in central London.

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We ought to be able to afford it.

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We'll meet there tomorrow evening, seven o'clock.

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Sorry, got to dash.

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I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.

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Is that it?

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Is that what?

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We've only just met

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and we're going to go and look at a flat?

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Problem?

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We don't know a thing about each other.

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I don't know where we're meeting,

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I don't even know your name.

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I know you're an Army doctor and you've been

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invalided home from Afghanistan.

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You've got a brother worried about you

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but you won't go to him for help because you don't

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approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic,

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more likely because he recently walked out on his wife.

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And I know that your therapist thinks your

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limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid.

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That's enough to be going on with, don't you think?

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The name's Sherlock Holmes

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and the address is 221B Baker Street.

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Afternoon.

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Yeah, he's always like that.

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Messages- Received

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Messages-sent

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If brother has green ladder arrest brother. SH

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search

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Sherlock Holmes

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BAKER STREET W1 CITY OF WESTMINSTER

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Hello

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Ah - Mr Holmes. Sherlock, please.

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Well, this is a prime spot. Must be expensive.

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Mrs Hudson, the landlady - she's given me a special deal.

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Owes me a favour. A few years back,

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her husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida.

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I was able to help out.

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Sorry - you stopped her husband being executed?

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Oh, no, I ensured it.

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Sherlock

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Mrs Hudson, Dr John Watson.

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Hello. Come in.

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Thank you. Shall we...?

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Well, this could be very nice.

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very nice indeed

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Yes.

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Yes, I think so, my thoughts precisely.

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So I went straight ahead and moved in.

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Soon as we get all this rubbish cleaned out...

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So this is all... Well,

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obviously I can erm... straighten things up a bit.

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That's a skull. Friend of mine.

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When I say friend...

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What do you think, then, Dr Watson?

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There's another bedroom upstairs,

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if you'll be needing two bedrooms.

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Of course we'll be needing two.

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Oh, don't worry, there's all sorts round here.

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Mrs Turner next door's got.

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Oh... Sherlock The mess you've made.

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I looked you up on the internet last night.

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Anything interesting?

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Found your website. The Science of Deduction.

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What did you think?

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You said you could identify a software designer by his tie

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and an airline pilot by his left thumb?

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Yes.

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And I can read your military career

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in your face and your leg,

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and your brother's drinking habits on your mobile phone.

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How?

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What about these suicides then, Sherlock?

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I thought that'd be right up your street.

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Three exactly the same.

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Four.

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There's been a fourth. And there's something

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different this time. A fourth?

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Where?

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Brixton, Lauriston Gardens.

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What's new about this one?

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You wouldn't have come to me

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otherwise there was somethin different.

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You know how they never leave notes? Yeah. This one did.

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Will you come?

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Who's on forensics? Anderson.

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He doesn't work well with me.

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Well, he won't be your assistant.

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I NEED an assistant.

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Will you come?

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Not in a police car, I'll be right behind.

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Thank you.

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Brilliant Yes

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Four serial suicides, and now a note.

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Oh, it's Christmas. Mrs Hudson,

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I'll be late. Might need some food.

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I'm your landlady, dear, not your housekeeper.

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Something cold will do. John, have a cup of tea,

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make yourself at home.

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Don't wait up

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Look at him, dashing about...

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My husband was just the same.

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But you're more the sitting-down type, I can tell.

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I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.

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00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:31,175
Damn my leg Sorry, I'm so sorry -

275
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,975
It's just sometimes this bloody thing...

276
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,560
I understand, dear, I've got a hip.

277
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,633
Cup of tea'd be lovely. Thank you. Just this once, dear,

278
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:40,915
I'm not your housekeeper.

279
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,889
Couple of biscuits too, if you've got 'em.

280
00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:45,030
Not your housekeeper

281
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,360
DI Lestrade, in charge of the investigation

282
00:16:48,395 --> 00:16:49,810
You're a doctor.

283
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,640
In fact you're an Army doctor.

284
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:54,680
Yes.

285
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,310
Any good?

286
00:16:58,610 --> 00:16:59,860
Very good.

287
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,440
Seen a lot of injuries, then. Violent deaths.

288
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:05,230
Well, yes.

289
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,705
Bit of trouble too, I bet?

290
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:11,280
Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime, far too much.

291
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:12,976
Want to see some more?

292
00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:14,450
Oh, God, yes.

293
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:21,088
Sorry Mrs Hudson, I'll skip the tea. Off out.

294
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,490
Both of you?

295
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,310
Impossible suicides? Four of them?

296
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,111
No point sitting at home

297
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,326
when there's finally something fun going on

298
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:30,507
Look at you, all happy. It's not decent.

299
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,369
Who cares about decent?

300
00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:34,230
The game, Mrs Hudson, is on

301
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,150
Taxi

302
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,630
OK, You've got questions...

303
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,120
Yeah, where are we going?

304
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,770
Crime scene. Next?

305
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,434
Who are you, what do you do?

306
00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:26,695
What do you think?

307
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,005
I'd say... private detective. But?

308
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,380
But the police don't go to private detectives.

309
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,485
I'm a consulting detective. Only one in the world,

310
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,225
I invented the job.

311
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,251
What does that mean? Means when the police

312
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,200
are out of their depth, which is always,

313
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:41,321
they consult me.

314
00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:43,610
The police don't consult amateurs.

315
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,055
When I met you for the first time yesterday,

316
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,340
I said Afghanistan or Iraq. You looked surprised.

317
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,627
Yes, how DID you know?

318
00:18:51,662 --> 00:18:52,880
I didn't know, I saw.

319
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,995
'Your haircut, the way you hold yourself says military.

320
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,980
'But your conversation... ' Bit different from my day.

321
00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,749
.. said trained at Barts -

322
00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:02,484
so Army doctor, obvious.

323
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,440
'Your face is tanned...

324
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,073
'but no tan above the wrists.

325
00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:07,723
You've been abroad, but not sunbathing.

326
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,338
'Your limp's really bad when you walk,

327
00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:10,841
but you don't ask for a chair when you stand -

328
00:19:10,842 --> 00:19:12,068
that you forgot about it

329
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:14,045
'so it's at least partly psychosomatic.

330
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,452
'That says the original circumstances of the injury

331
00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:16,967
were traumatic -'

332
00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:18,929
wounded in action then. Wounded in action,

333
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:21,550
suntan - Afghanistan or Iraq.

334
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,995
You said I had a therapist.

335
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,700
You've got a psychosomatic limp,

336
00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,335
of course you've got a therapist.

337
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,122
Then there's your brother. Your phone.

338
00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:31,440
'It's expensive, e-mail enabled, MP3 player. '

339
00:19:31,475 --> 00:19:32,957
And you're looking for a flatshare.

340
00:19:32,992 --> 00:19:34,796
You wouldn't buy this - it's a gift.

341
00:19:34,831 --> 00:19:36,565
'Scratches. Not one, many over time -'

342
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,665
it's been in the same pocket as keys and coins.

343
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,730
You wouldn't treat your one luxury item like this,

344
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,066
so it's had a previous owner.

345
00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:44,206
Next bit's easy. You know it already.

346
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:45,504
The engraving?

347
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:46,283
Harry Watson.

348
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,710
Clearly a family member who's given you his old phone.

349
00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:50,660
Not your father, this is a young man's gadget.

350
00:19:50,695 --> 00:19:52,277
Could be a cousin, but you're a war hero

351
00:19:52,312 --> 00:19:53,565
who can't find a place to live -

352
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,531
unlikely you've got an extended family,

353
00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:57,462
not one you're close to. So brother it is.

354
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,237
Now, Clara, who's Clara?

355
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:01,125
Three kisses says it's a romantic attachment.

356
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,780
The expense of the phone says wife, not girlfriend.

357
00:20:03,815 --> 00:20:04,824
Must have given it to him recently,

358
00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:06,415
it's only six months old.

359
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,740
Marriage in trouble then - six months on he's given it away.

360
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,140
If she'd left HIM, he would have kept it. Sentiment.

361
00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:13,355
No, he wanted rid of it. He left HER.

362
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:15,900
He gave the phone to you, so he wants you to stay in touch.

363
00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,790
You're looking for cheap accommodation,

364
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,680
but you're not going to your brother for help -

365
00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:20,799
that says you've got problems with him.

366
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:23,949
Maybe you liked his wife, or don't like his drinking.

367
00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:28,180
How can you possibly know about the drinking?

368
00:20:28,215 --> 00:20:29,865
Shot in the dark. Good one, though.

369
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,330
Power connection - tiny little scuff marks round it.

370
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,412
Every night he plugs it in but his hands are shaking.

371
00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:36,460
You never see those marks on a sober man's phone,

372
00:20:36,495 --> 00:20:37,880
never see a drunk's without them.

373
00:20:37,881 --> 00:20:39,540
There you go, you were right.

374
00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:41,927
I was right? Right about what?

375
00:20:41,962 --> 00:20:44,280
The police don't consult amateurs.

376
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,010
That... was amazing.

377
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,430
Do you think so? Of course it was.

378
00:20:53,465 --> 00:20:56,252
It was extraordinary, it was quite extraordinary.

379
00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:57,366
That's not what people normally say.

380
00:20:57,401 --> 00:20:59,200
What do people normally say?

381
00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:00,630
Piss off

382
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,780
Did I get anything wrong?

383
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,720
Harry and me don't get on, never have,

384
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:21,090
Clara and Harry split up three months ago

385
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,820
and they're getting a divorce,

386
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,812
and Harry is a drinker.

387
00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:27,230
Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything.

388
00:21:27,265 --> 00:21:29,400
Harry's short for Harriet.

389
00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:31,170
Harry's your sister.

390
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:33,288
Look, what exactly am I supposed to be doing here?

391
00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:33,872
Sister

392
00:21:33,907 --> 00:21:35,748
No - seriously, what am I doing here?

393
00:21:35,783 --> 00:21:36,840
There's always something.

394
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,120
Hello, freak I'm here to see Detective Inspector Lestrade.

395
00:21:41,155 --> 00:21:42,200
Why?

396
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,155
I was invited.

397
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,781
Why? I think he wants me to take a look.

398
00:21:45,816 --> 00:21:47,372
Well, you know what I think, don't you?

399
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,760
Always Sally.

400
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,940
I even know you didn't make it home last night.

401
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,488
I don't... Who's this?

402
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:54,855
Colleague of mine, Dr Watson.

403
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:57,540
Dr Watson, Sergeant Sally Donovan.

404
00:21:57,575 --> 00:21:58,765
Old friend.

405
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,260
A colleague? How do YOU get a colleague?

406
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,650
Did he follow you home?

407
00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:04,999
Would it be better if I just waited...

408
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:06,080
No.

409
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,970
Freak's here. Bringing him in.

410
00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:21,795
Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.

411
00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,192
It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated.

412
00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:25,240
Are we clear on that?

413
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:26,610
Quite clear.

414
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,195
And is your wife away for long?

415
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,658
Oh, don't pretend you worked that out.

416
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:31,531
Somebody told you that.

417
00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:33,320
Your deodorant told me that.

418
00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:34,600
My deodorant?

419
00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:35,951
It's for men.

420
00:22:35,986 --> 00:22:38,006
Well, of course it's for men - I'm wearing it.

421
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,850
So's Sergeant Donovan.

422
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,250
Ooh... I think it just vaporised. May I go in?

423
00:22:43,285 --> 00:22:45,365
Ah, look. Whatever you're trying to imply...

424
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,360
I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round

425
00:22:48,395 --> 00:22:51,320
for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over.

426
00:22:51,355 --> 00:22:53,370
And I assume she scrubbed your floors,

427
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,530
going by the state of her knees.

428
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,360
You'll need to wear one of these.

429
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:08,840
Who's this?

430
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,270
He's with me.

431
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,210
But who is he? I said he's with me.

432
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,050
Aren't you going to put one on?

433
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,980
So where are we? Upstairs.

434
00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:32,420
I can give you two minutes.

435
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,220
May need longer.

436
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,540
Her name's Jennifer Wilson according to her credit cards,

437
00:23:37,575 --> 00:23:40,460
we're running them now for contact details.

438
00:23:40,495 --> 00:23:41,940
Hasn't been here long.

439
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,070
Some kids found her.

440
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,470
Shut up.

441
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:19,459
I didn't say anything.

442
00:24:19,494 --> 00:24:21,684
You were thinking. It's annoying.

443
00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:35,540
Left Handed

444
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,610
RACHE German revenge

445
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:44,830
Rachel

446
00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:50,450
wet

447
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:57,020
dry

448
00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:03,400
wet

449
00:25:06,822 --> 00:25:07,536
Clean

450
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,020
clean

451
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,830
clean

452
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:15,090
dirty

453
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:20,070
unhappily married 10+ years

454
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,480
clean

455
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,830
dirty

456
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,970
regularly removed

457
00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:33,100
serial adulterer

458
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,500
Got anything?

459
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,245
Not much.

460
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,390
She's German.

461
00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:42,798
Rache. It's German for revenge.

462
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:43,807
She could be trying to tell us something...

463
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,470
Yes, thank you for your input.

464
00:25:46,308 --> 00:25:47,569
So she's German? Of course she's not.

465
00:25:47,604 --> 00:25:48,995
She's from out of town though.

466
00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,896
Intended to stay in London for one night

467
00:25:50,931 --> 00:25:54,100
before returning home to Cardiff. So far, so obvious.

468
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:54,957
Sorry - obvious?

469
00:25:54,992 --> 00:25:56,256
What about the message though?

470
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:57,520
Dr Watson, what do you think?

471
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:58,633
Of the message?

472
00:25:58,668 --> 00:26:00,049
Of the body. You're a medical man.

473
00:26:00,084 --> 00:26:01,430
We have a whole team right outside.

474
00:26:01,465 --> 00:26:02,180
They won't work with me.

475
00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:04,170
I'm breaking every rule letting YOU in here...

476
00:26:04,205 --> 00:26:06,140
Yes... because you need me.

477
00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:09,460
Yes, I do.

478
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:11,980
God help me.

479
00:26:12,015 --> 00:26:13,540
Dr Watson Hm?

480
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,780
Oh, do as he says. Help yourself.

481
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:22,720
Anderson, keep everyone out for a couple of minutes...

482
00:26:24,287 --> 00:26:26,295
Well? What am I doing here?

483
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:27,754
Helping me make a point. I'm supposed to

484
00:26:27,789 --> 00:26:30,240
be helping you pay the rent. This is more fun.

485
00:26:30,275 --> 00:26:32,680
Fun? There's a woman lying dead.

486
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,670
Perfectly sound analysis, but I WAS hoping you'd go deeper.

487
00:26:54,350 --> 00:26:55,310
Yeah...

488
00:26:56,090 --> 00:26:58,436
Asphyxiation, probably. Passed out,

489
00:26:58,471 --> 00:26:59,665
choked on her own vomit.

490
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,285
Can't smell any alcohol on her.

491
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,385
It could have been a seizure. Possibly drugs.

492
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,450
You know what it was, you've read the papers.

493
00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,882
Well, she's one of the suicides. The fourth...?

494
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:10,637
Sherlock - two minutes, I said, I need anything you got.

495
00:27:10,737 --> 00:27:13,002
Victim is in her late 30s. Professional person,

496
00:27:13,037 --> 00:27:14,009
going by her clothes -

497
00:27:14,044 --> 00:27:14,947
I'm guessing the media,

498
00:27:14,982 --> 00:27:17,270
going by the frankly alarming shade of pink.

499
00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:18,691
Travelled from Cardiff today intending

500
00:27:18,726 --> 00:27:21,590
to stay in London one night from the size of her suitcase.

501
00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:22,767
Suitcase? Suitcase, Yes.

502
00:27:22,802 --> 00:27:25,668
She's been married at least ten years, but not happily.

503
00:27:25,703 --> 00:27:26,923
She's had a string of lovers

504
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,725
but none of them knew she was married.

505
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,598
Oh, for God's sake, if you're just making this up...

506
00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:33,205
Her wedding ring. Ten years old at least.

507
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,090
The rest of her jewellery has been regularly cleaned,

508
00:27:35,091 --> 00:27:36,065
but not her wedding ring.

509
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,639
State of her marriage right there

510
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,350
The inside is shinier than the outside.

511
00:27:39,385 --> 00:27:40,562
That means its regularyly removed

512
00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:41,990
The only polishing it gets is

513
00:27:42,025 --> 00:27:43,361
when she works it off her finger.

514
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:44,697
It's not for work, look at her nails.

515
00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:45,518
She doesn't work with her hands

516
00:27:45,553 --> 00:27:47,732
so who does she remove her rings for?

517
00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,877
Not one lover, she'd never sustain

518
00:27:49,912 --> 00:27:51,480
the fiction of being single for that long

519
00:27:51,515 --> 00:27:54,566
so more likely a string of them. Brilliant.

520
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,695
Sorry. Cardiff?

521
00:27:56,730 --> 00:27:58,156
It's obvious, isn't it?

522
00:27:58,497 --> 00:28:00,514
It's not obvious to me.

523
00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,816
Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains,

524
00:28:02,851 --> 00:28:05,087
it must be so boring. Her coat -

525
00:28:05,122 --> 00:28:05,843
it's slightly damp,

526
00:28:05,878 --> 00:28:07,666
she's been in heavy rain the last few hours -

527
00:28:07,701 --> 00:28:09,548
no rain anywhere in London in that time.

528
00:28:09,748 --> 00:28:11,416
Under her coat collar is damp too.

529
00:28:11,451 --> 00:28:13,085
She's turned it up against the wind.

530
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,785
She's got an umbrella in her pocket but it's dry and unused.

531
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,370
Not just wind, strong wind - too strong to use her umbrella.

532
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,366
We know from her suitcase

533
00:28:19,401 --> 00:28:20,733
that she was intending to stay overnight

534
00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:23,699
but she can't have travelled more than two or three hours

535
00:28:23,734 --> 00:28:25,367
because her coat still hasn't dried.

536
00:28:25,402 --> 00:28:26,965
So - where has there been heavy rain

537
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,690
and strong wind within the radius of that travel time?

538
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,065
Cardiff.

539
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,700
Fantastic. Do you know you do that out loud?

540
00:28:33,735 --> 00:28:36,300
Sorry, I'll shut up. No, it's... fine.

541
00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:37,575
Why do you keep saying suitcase?

542
00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:38,950
Yes, where is it?

543
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,491
She must have had a phone or an organiser.

544
00:28:41,526 --> 00:28:43,806
Find out who Rachel is. She was writing Rachel?

545
00:28:43,841 --> 00:28:46,052
No, she was leaving an angry note in German -

546
00:28:46,087 --> 00:28:48,518
of course she was writing Rachel, no other word it can be.

547
00:28:48,553 --> 00:28:49,760
the question is Why did she wait

548
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:51,372
until she was dying to write it?

549
00:28:51,407 --> 00:28:52,915
How do you know she had a suitcase?

550
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:55,184
Tiny splash marks on her right heel and calf

551
00:28:55,219 --> 00:28:56,145
not present on the left.

552
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,300
She was dragging a wheeled suitcase behind her

553
00:28:58,335 --> 00:29:00,420
with her right hand, by that splash pattern.

554
00:29:00,455 --> 00:29:02,475
Smallish case, going by the spread.

555
00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:04,439
Case that size, woman this clothes-conscious -

556
00:29:04,474 --> 00:29:05,528
could only be an overnight bag

557
00:29:05,529 --> 00:29:07,179
so we know she was staying one night.

558
00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:08,830
Where is it, what have you done with it?

559
00:29:08,865 --> 00:29:10,350
There wasn't a case.

560
00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:14,245
Say that again.

561
00:29:14,345 --> 00:29:16,730
There wasn't a case. There was never any suitcase.

562
00:29:16,765 --> 00:29:18,718
Suitcase Did anyone find a suitcase?

563
00:29:18,753 --> 00:29:20,671
Was there a suitcase in this house?

564
00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:22,685
Sir, there was no case

565
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,145
But they take the poison themselves, swallow the pills.

566
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,571
There are clear signs, even you lot couldn't miss them.

567
00:29:27,606 --> 00:29:29,535
Right, thanks. And...?

568
00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,945
It's murder, all of them. I don't know how.

569
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,630
But they're not suicides, they're serial killings.

570
00:29:34,665 --> 00:29:35,754
We've got a serial killer.

571
00:29:35,789 --> 00:29:36,102
I love it.

572
00:29:36,137 --> 00:29:37,950
There's always something to look forward to.

573
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:38,995
Why are you saying that?

574
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:41,370
Her case Come on, where is her case?

575
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,533
Did she eat it

576
00:29:42,534 --> 00:29:45,290
Someone else was here, and they took her case.

577
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,386
So the killer must have driven here.

578
00:29:47,387 --> 00:29:48,845
Forgot the case was in the car.

579
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,171
She could have checked into a hotel, left it there.

580
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,463
No, she's never got to the hotel. look at her hair.

581
00:29:53,464 --> 00:29:55,151
She colour-coordinates her lipstick and her shoes.

582
00:29:55,186 --> 00:29:56,678
She'd never have left any hotel

583
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:58,171
with her hair still looking...

584
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,715
Sherlock? What is it, what?

585
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,695
Serial killers, always hard.

586
00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:08,000
You have to wait for them to make a mistake.

587
00:30:08,035 --> 00:30:08,935
We can't just wait!

588
00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:11,365
Oh, we're done waiting. Look at her, really look!

589
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,725
Houston, we have a mistake. Get on to Cardiff.

590
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,840
.Find out who Jennifer Wilson's family and friends were.

591
00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:16,725
Find Rachel

592
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,150
Of course, yeah - but what mistake?!

593
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,180
Pink!

594
00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:24,680
Let's get on with it...

595
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:03,745
He's gone.

596
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:04,905
Who, Sherlock Holmes?

597
00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:06,830
Yeah, he just took off. He does that.

598
00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:09,360
Is he coming back? Didn't look like it.

599
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:11,330
Right.

600
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,540
Right...

601
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,970
Yes. Sorry, where am I?

602
00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:20,630
Brixton.

603
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,270
Do you know where I could get a cab?

604
00:31:23,305 --> 00:31:24,940
It's just er...

605
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:26,760
well -

606
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,380
my leg.

607
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,340
Try the main road.

608
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:34,980
Thanks.

609
00:31:35,390 --> 00:31:36,950
But you're not his friend.

610
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:39,340
He doesn't HAVE friends.

611
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,465
So who are you?

612
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,465
I'm... I'm nobody. I just met him.

613
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,560
OK, bit of advice then. Stay away from that guy.

614
00:31:47,595 --> 00:31:48,540
Why?

615
00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:53,180
You know why he's here?

616
00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:56,580
He's not paid or anything.

617
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,790
He likes it. He gets off on it.

618
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:03,120
The weirder the crime, the more he gets off. And you know what?

619
00:32:04,730 --> 00:32:06,535
One day just showing up won't be enough.

620
00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:08,305
One day we'll be standing round a body

621
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:10,200
and Sherlock Holmes will be the one that put it there.

622
00:32:10,235 --> 00:32:11,425
Why would he do that?

623
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,310
Because he's a psychopath.

624
00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:15,705
Psychopaths get bored.

625
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:17,720
Donovan! Coming.

626
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,050
Stay away from Sherlock Holmes.

627
00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:56,440
Taxi! Taxi...

628
00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:33,070
Hello?

629
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,880
There is a security camera on the building to your left.

630
00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:38,440
Do you see it?'

631
00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:43,880
Who's this?

632
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,525
Who's speaking?

633
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,140
Do you see the camera, Dr Watson?

634
00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:53,240
Yeah, I see it. Watch...

635
00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:01,540
There's another camera on the building opposite you. Do u see it?

636
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:08,770
And finally, at the top of the building on your right.

637
00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,305
How are you doing this?

638
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:20,355
'Get into the car, Dr Watson.

639
00:34:20,390 --> 00:34:22,450
'I would make some sort of threat,

640
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,810
but I'm sure your situation is quite clear to you. '

641
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,710
Hello. Hi.

642
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,920
What's your name, then?

643
00:34:51,955 --> 00:34:54,570
Er... Anthea.

644
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:58,030
Is that your real name? No.

645
00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:03,515
I'm John.

646
00:35:03,550 --> 00:35:05,000
Yes. I know.

647
00:35:08,780 --> 00:35:11,350
Any point in asking... where I'm going?

648
00:35:14,370 --> 00:35:15,970
None at all...

649
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,740
John.

650
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,110
OK.

651
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,290
Have a seat, John.

652
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,720
You know, I've got a phone.

653
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:51,090
I mean, very clever and all that,

654
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:53,425
but er...

655
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:55,700
you could just phone me.

656
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:58,270
On my phone.

657
00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:02,950
When one is avoiding the attention of Sherlock Holmes,

658
00:36:02,985 --> 00:36:05,420
one learns to be discreet, hence this place.

659
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:08,640
Your leg must be hurting you. Sit down.

660
00:36:08,675 --> 00:36:10,110
I don't want to sit down.

661
00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:13,545
You don't seem very afraid.

662
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,920
You don't seem very frightening.

663
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,365
Yes...

664
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,030
The bravery of the soldier.

665
00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:24,330
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don't u think?

666
00:36:24,365 --> 00:36:27,290
What is your connection to Sherlock Holmes?

667
00:36:27,730 --> 00:36:33,200
I don't have one. I barely know him, I met him... yesterday.

668
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:35,170
Mmm, and since yesterday you've moved in with him

669
00:36:35,205 --> 00:36:37,485
and now you're solving crimes together.

670
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,640
Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?

671
00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:43,380
Who are you? An interested party.

672
00:36:43,415 --> 00:36:45,382
Interested in Sherlock? Why?

673
00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:47,315
I'm guessing you're not friends.

674
00:36:47,350 --> 00:36:51,160
You've met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?

675
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,745
I'm the closest thing to a friend

676
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:56,250
that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having And what's that?

677
00:36:56,285 --> 00:36:58,112
An enemy. An enemy?

678
00:36:58,147 --> 00:36:59,905
In HIS mind, certainly.

679
00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:03,220
If you were to ask him, he'd probably say his arch-enemy.

680
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:06,010
He does love to be dramatic.

681
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,540
Well, thank God YOU'RE above all that.

682
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,220
I hope I'm not distracting you.

683
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,705
Not distracting me at all.

684
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:21,690
Do you plan to continue your association with Sherlock Holmes?

685
00:37:21,725 --> 00:37:22,915
I could be wrong...

686
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:25,485
but I think that's none of your business.

687
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,020
It could be. It really couldn't.

688
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160
If you DO move into, erm...

689
00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:38,025
.. 221B Baker Street,

690
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:41,065
I'd be happy to pay you a meaningful sum

691
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:44,660
of money on a regular basis to ease your way.

692
00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:45,825
Why?

693
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:46,980
Because you're not a wealthy man.

694
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,980
In exchange for what?

695
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:51,255
Information.

696
00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:55,100
Nothing indiscreet. Nothing you'd feel... uncomfortable with.

697
00:37:55,135 --> 00:37:57,860
Just tell me what he's up to. Why?

698
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,380
I worry about him. Constantly.

699
00:38:02,770 --> 00:38:04,015
That's nice of you.

700
00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:05,950
But I would prefer for various reasons

701
00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:08,155
that my concern go unmentioned,

702
00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:12,160
we have what you might call a... difficult relationship.

703
00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:18,930
If inconvenient, come anyway

704
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,290
No. But I haven't mentioned a figure.

705
00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:22,170
Don't bother.

706
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,955
You're very loyal VERY quickly.

707
00:38:24,990 --> 00:38:27,870
No, I'm not, I'm just not interested.

708
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:35,160
"Trust issues"... it says here.

709
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,715
What's that?

710
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,550
Could it be that you've decided to

711
00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:43,350
trust Sherlock Holmes of all people?

712
00:38:43,385 --> 00:38:44,365
Who says I trust him?

713
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,380
You don't seem the kind to make friends easily.

714
00:38:46,415 --> 00:38:47,830
Are we done?

715
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,900
You tell me.

716
00:38:57,540 --> 00:39:00,765
I imagine people have already warned you to stay away from him,

717
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,990
but I can see from your left hand that's not going to happen.

718
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,980
My what? Show me.

719
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,540
Don't...

720
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:31,325
Remarkable. What is?

721
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,925
Most people... blunder round this city,

722
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,030
and all they see are streets and shops and cars.

723
00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:41,770
When you walk with Sherlock Holmes, you see the battlefield.

724
00:39:41,805 --> 00:39:43,670
You've seen it already. Haven't you?

725
00:39:43,705 --> 00:39:45,170
What's wrong with my hand?

726
00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:49,295
You have an intermittent tremor in your left hand.

727
00:39:49,330 --> 00:39:52,465
Your therapist thinks it's post-traumatic stress disorder.

728
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:55,360
She thinks you're haunted by memories of your military service.

729
00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:56,850
Who the hell are you?

730
00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,615
How do you know that?

731
00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:02,665
Fire her. She's got it the wrong way round.

732
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:06,500
You're under stress right now and your hand is perfectly steady.

733
00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:10,860
You're not haunted by the war, Dr Watson...

734
00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:13,760
You miss it.

735
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:17,830
Welcome back.

736
00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:26,720
Time to choose a side, Dr Watson.

737
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,830
I'm to take you home.

738
00:40:40,130 --> 00:40:43,410
Dangerous - S H

739
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,125
Address?

740
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,610
Er, Baker Street.

741
00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:54,190
221B Baker Street.

742
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:57,190
But I need to stop off somewhere first.

743
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,885
Listen, your boss.

744
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,370
Any chance you could not tell him this is where I went?

745
00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:31,740
Sure. You've told him already, haven't you?

746
00:41:31,775 --> 00:41:32,880
Yeah.

747
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:41,450
Hey erm... do you ever get any free time?

748
00:41:41,485 --> 00:41:43,360
Oh, yeah. Lots.

749
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,480
Bye OK.

750
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,950
What are you doing?

751
00:42:20,630 --> 00:42:22,300
Nicotine patch.

752
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,360
Helps me think.

753
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:28,130
Impossible to sustain a smoking habit in London these days.

754
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,065
Bad news for brain work.

755
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,145
It's good news for breathing.

756
00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:32,940
Oh... Breathing! Breathing's boring.

757
00:42:32,975 --> 00:42:35,162
Is that... three patches?

758
00:42:35,197 --> 00:42:37,350
It's a three-patch problem.

759
00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:42,160
Well...?

760
00:42:44,950 --> 00:42:47,320
You asked me to come, I'm assuming it's important.

761
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,830
Oh - yeah, of course. Can I borrow your phone?

762
00:42:51,510 --> 00:42:53,105
My phone? Don't use mine.

763
00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:54,510
Always a chance that my number will be recognised.

764
00:42:54,545 --> 00:42:55,475
It's on the website.

765
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,470
Mrs Hudson's got a phone. Yeah, she's downstairs.

766
00:42:57,505 --> 00:42:58,820
I tried shouting but she didn't hear.

767
00:42:58,830 --> 00:42:59,900
I WAS the other side of London...

768
00:42:59,935 --> 00:43:01,410
There was no hurry.

769
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,790
Here...

770
00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:13,445
So what's this about - the case?

771
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,405
Her case... HER case?

772
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,440
Her suitcase, yes, obviously.

773
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,960
The murderer took her suitcase, first big mistake.

774
00:43:20,995 --> 00:43:22,970
OK, he took her case. So?

775
00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:26,150
It's no use, there's no other way. We'll have to risk it.

776
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:30,050
On my desk there's a number. I want you to send a text.

777
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:34,220
You've brought me here... to send a text.

778
00:43:34,255 --> 00:43:36,520
Text, yes. The number on my desk.

779
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,930
What's wrong? Just met a friend of yours.

780
00:43:50,965 --> 00:43:53,000
A friend? An enemy.

781
00:43:53,035 --> 00:43:54,740
Oh. Which one?

782
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,380
Well, your arch-enemy, according to him. Do people have arch-enemies?

783
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,710
Did he offer you money to spy on me?

784
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,540
Yes. Did you take it?

785
00:44:06,575 --> 00:44:07,165
No.

786
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,140
Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.

787
00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:13,170
Who is he? The most dangerous man you've ever met,

788
00:44:13,205 --> 00:44:14,380
and not my problem right now.

789
00:44:14,415 --> 00:44:16,530
On my desk, the number!

790
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,185
Jennifer Wilson. That was...

791
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,145
Hang on. Wasn't that the dead woman?

792
00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:30,380
Yes. That's not important. Just enter the number.

793
00:44:30,415 --> 00:44:32,130
Are you doing it? Yes.

794
00:44:32,165 --> 00:44:33,272
Have you done it?

795
00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:34,380
Yeah - hang on!

796
00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:37,905
These words exactly.

797
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:41,140
"What happened at Lauriston Gardens?

798
00:44:41,175 --> 00:44:43,747
I must have blacked out.

799
00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:46,285
22 Northumberland Street,

800
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,070
please come. " You blacked out?

801
00:44:48,105 --> 00:44:50,180
What? No... No!

802
00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:52,630
Type and send it. Quickly.

803
00:44:58,450 --> 00:45:00,440
Have you sent it? What's the address?

804
00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:02,337
22 Northumberland Street. Hurry up!

805
00:45:02,372 --> 00:45:03,826
"What happened at Lauriston Gardens?"

806
00:45:03,861 --> 00:45:05,280
22 Northumberland Street. Hurry up!

807
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,140
That's...

808
00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:15,010
That's the pink lady's case, that's Jennifer Wilson's case.

809
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,550
Yes, obviously.

810
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,920
Oh, perhaps I should mention - I didn't kill her.

811
00:45:21,955 --> 00:45:22,965
I never said you did. Why not?

812
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,450
Given that text and the fact I have her case

813
00:45:25,485 --> 00:45:27,175
it's a perfectly logical assumption.

814
00:45:27,210 --> 00:45:29,940
Do people usually assume you're the murderer?

815
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,000
Now and then, yes.

816
00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:34,330
OK...

817
00:45:36,730 --> 00:45:38,700
How did you get this? By looking.

818
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:39,495
Where?

819
00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:41,845
The killer must have driven her to Lauriston Gardens.

820
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,350
He could only keep her case by accident if it was in the car.

821
00:45:44,385 --> 00:45:46,820
Nobody could be seen with this case without drawing attention -

822
00:45:46,855 --> 00:45:50,260
particularly a man, which is statistically more likely.

823
00:45:50,295 --> 00:45:52,185
So obviously he'd feel compelled to get rid of it.

824
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,640
the next thing he knows-he still has it. Wouldn't have taken

825
00:45:53,675 --> 00:45:56,022
him more than five minutes to realise his mistake.

826
00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:58,335
I checked every backstreet wide enough for a car

827
00:45:58,370 --> 00:46:00,140
five minutes from Lauriston Gardens, and anywhere you could

828
00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:03,330
'dispose of a bulky object without being observed.

829
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,580
'Took me less than an hour to find the right skip. '

830
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,780
Pink. You got all that because you realised the case would be pink?

831
00:46:12,815 --> 00:46:13,847
It had to be pink, obviously.

832
00:46:13,882 --> 00:46:15,061
Why didn't I think of that?

833
00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:16,205
Because you're an idiot.

834
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,770
No, no, no, don't look like that. Practically everyone is.

835
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,520
Now, look. Do you see what's missing?

836
00:46:21,555 --> 00:46:23,640
From the case? How could I?

837
00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:25,915
Her phone. Where's her mobile phone?

838
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,640
There was no phone on the body, there's no phone in the case.

839
00:46:27,675 --> 00:46:29,960
We know she had one. You just texted it.

840
00:46:29,995 --> 00:46:31,625
Maybe she left it at home.

841
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:33,630
She has a string of lovers and she's careful about it.

842
00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:35,570
She never leaves her phone at home.

843
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:41,390
Why did I just send that text?

844
00:46:41,730 --> 00:46:44,730
Well, the question is where is her phone NOW?

845
00:46:44,765 --> 00:46:47,180
She could have lost it. Yes, or?

846
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,900
The murderer... You think the murderer has the phone?

847
00:46:51,935 --> 00:46:54,902
Maybe she... left it when she left her case.

848
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,835
Maybe he took it from her for some reason.

849
00:46:57,870 --> 00:47:01,040
Either way, the balance of probability is murderer has her phone.

850
00:47:01,075 --> 00:47:03,065
Sorry... what are we doing -

851
00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:06,360
did I just text a murderer? What good will that do?

852
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,775
A few hours after his last victim,

853
00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:14,580
and now he receives a text that can only be from her.

854
00:47:16,430 --> 00:47:17,645
If somebody had just found that phone

855
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,050
they'd ignore a text like that, but the murderer...

856
00:47:21,430 --> 00:47:22,530
would panic.

857
00:47:25,490 --> 00:47:26,345
Have you talked to the police?

858
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:28,520
Four people are dead, there isn't time.

859
00:47:28,555 --> 00:47:30,217
So why are you talking to ME?

860
00:47:30,252 --> 00:47:31,880
Mrs Hudson took my skull.

861
00:47:33,550 --> 00:47:35,300
So I'm basically filling in for your skull?

862
00:47:35,335 --> 00:47:37,117
Relax, you're doing fine.

863
00:47:37,152 --> 00:47:38,865
Well? Well, what?

864
00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:41,730
Well - you could just sit there and... watch telly.

865
00:47:41,765 --> 00:47:42,715
What, you want me to come with you?

866
00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:46,160
I like company when I go out, I think better when I talk aloud.

867
00:47:46,195 --> 00:47:48,750
The skull just attracts attention, so...

868
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,860
Problem? Yeah, Sergeant Donovan.

869
00:47:51,895 --> 00:47:53,212
What about her?

870
00:47:53,247 --> 00:47:54,495
She said...

871
00:47:54,530 --> 00:47:56,670
you get off on this. You enjoy it.

872
00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:01,230
And I said "dangerous", and here you are.

873
00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:06,430
Damn it!

874
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,105
Where are we going?

875
00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:18,190
Northumberland Street's a five-minute walk from here.

876
00:48:18,225 --> 00:48:19,830
You think he's stupid enough to go there?

877
00:48:19,865 --> 00:48:21,755
No, I think he's brilliant enough.

878
00:48:21,790 --> 00:48:25,030
I love the brilliant ones. They're all so desperate to get caught.

879
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,850
Why? Appreciation!

880
00:48:27,090 --> 00:48:29,690
Applause! At long last the spotlight.

881
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,380
That's the frailty of genius,

882
00:48:31,415 --> 00:48:32,920
it needs an audience.

883
00:48:32,955 --> 00:48:33,760
Yeah.

884
00:48:33,790 --> 00:48:37,640
This is his hunting ground. Right here in the heart of the city.

885
00:48:37,675 --> 00:48:39,290
Now that we know his victims were abducted,

886
00:48:39,325 --> 00:48:40,950
that changes everything.

887
00:48:41,330 --> 00:48:44,020
Because all of his victims disappeared from busy streets,

888
00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:46,800
crowded places, but nobody saw them go.

889
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,500
Think! Who do we trust, even though we don't know them?

890
00:48:50,535 --> 00:48:53,830
Who passes unnoticed wherever they go?

891
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:56,330
Who hunts in the middle of a crowd?

892
00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:57,680
Don't know. Who?

893
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,440
Haven't the faintest. Hungry?

894
00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:05,460
Thank you, Billy.

895
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,425
22 Northumberland Street.

896
00:49:11,460 --> 00:49:13,100
Keep your eyes on it.

897
00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:17,240
He's not just going to ring the doorbell. He'd need to be mad.

898
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,370
He HAS killed four people.

899
00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:21,350
OK.

900
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,275
Sherlock!

901
00:49:24,310 --> 00:49:27,100
Anything on the menu, whatever you want, free.

902
00:49:27,135 --> 00:49:29,017
On the house, for you and for your date.

903
00:49:29,052 --> 00:49:30,976
Do you want to eat? I'm not his date.

904
00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:32,865
This man got me off a murder charge.

905
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:35,830
This is Angelo. Three years ago I sucessfully proved to Lestrade

906
00:49:35,865 --> 00:49:37,775
at the time of a particularly vicious triple murder

907
00:49:37,810 --> 00:49:40,830
that Angelo was in different part of town house-breaking.

908
00:49:40,865 --> 00:49:41,775
He cleared my name.

909
00:49:41,810 --> 00:49:44,260
I cleared it a bit. Anything happening opposite?

910
00:49:44,295 --> 00:49:45,195
Nothing.

911
00:49:45,230 --> 00:49:47,270
But for this man, I'd have gone to prison.

912
00:49:47,305 --> 00:49:48,145
You did go to prison.

913
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:51,030
I'll get a candle for the table. It's more romantic.

914
00:49:51,065 --> 00:49:52,360
I'm not his date!

915
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,840
You may as well eat. We might have a long wait.

916
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,780
Thanks.

917
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,850
People don't have arch-enemies.

918
00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:12,460
I'm sorry? In real life.

919
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,620
There are no arch-enemies in real life. Doesn't happen.

920
00:50:15,655 --> 00:50:18,340
Doesn't it? Sounds a bit dull.

921
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:19,620
So who did I meet?

922
00:50:19,870 --> 00:50:23,890
What do real people have, then, in their... "real lives"?

923
00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:25,580
Friends?

924
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:29,270
People they know, people they like, people they don't like...

925
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,185
Girlfriends, boyfriends.

926
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,970
Yes, well, as I was saying - dull.

927
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,220
You don't have a girlfriend, then.

928
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:39,730
Girlfriend? No, not really my area.

929
00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:42,560
Oh, right.

930
00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:46,650
Do you have a... boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way.

931
00:50:46,685 --> 00:50:47,860
I know it's fine.

932
00:50:50,190 --> 00:50:51,720
So you've got a boyfriend then. No.

933
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,280
Right. OK.

934
00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:57,580
You're unattached. Like me.

935
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:00,710
Fine. Good.

936
00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:10,210
John, erm...

937
00:51:10,810 --> 00:51:12,950
I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work,

938
00:51:12,985 --> 00:51:14,535
and while I'm flattered,

939
00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:16,200
I'm really not looking for any...

940
00:51:16,235 --> 00:51:16,305
No,

941
00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:19,130
I'm... not asking. No.

942
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,230
I'm just saying, it's all fine.

943
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,350
Good.

944
00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:29,170
Thank you.

945
00:51:31,650 --> 00:51:34,150
Look across the street. Taxi. It's stopped.

946
00:51:34,185 --> 00:51:36,650
Nobody getting in, and nobody getting out.

947
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,980
Why a taxi?

948
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,440
Oh, that's clever. Is it clever?

949
00:51:41,475 --> 00:51:42,960
Why is it clever? That's him.

950
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,440
Don't stare.

951
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,815
You're staring.

952
00:51:45,850 --> 00:51:47,100
We can't both stare.

953
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,080
Sorry

954
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,200
I've got the cab number. Good for you.

955
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,900
Right turn, one way, roadworks, traffic lights, bus lane,

956
00:52:18,935 --> 00:52:21,300
pedestrian crossing, left turn only, traffic lights.

957
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,420
ALTERNATIVE ROUTE

958
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,080
Sorry.

959
00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:32,280
NO ENTRY

960
00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:33,430
ROAD CLOSED

961
00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:39,660
Come on, John...

962
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:54,370
WAIT

963
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,700
Come on, John. We're losing him!

964
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:23,260
ROAD CLOSED

965
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,950
This way.

966
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:33,280
No - THIS way!

967
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,270
Sorry...

968
00:53:36,610 --> 00:53:37,770
PEDESTRIAN ZONE ENDS

969
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,410
NO ENTRY

970
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:51,280
GIVE WAY

971
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,220
Police! Open her up.

972
00:54:05,850 --> 00:54:06,950
No...

973
00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:09,440
Teeth, tan. What - Californian...?

974
00:54:10,490 --> 00:54:13,165
LA, Santa Monica. Just arrived.

975
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,350
How could you possibly know that? The luggage.

976
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:19,050
Probably your first trip to London, right?

977
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:22,110
Going by your final destination and the route the cabbie takes.

978
00:54:22,145 --> 00:54:24,000
Sorry - are you guys the police?

979
00:54:24,035 --> 00:54:26,700
Yeah. Everything all right?

980
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,500
Yeah.

981
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,060
Welcome to London.

982
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,540
Er, any problems - just let us know.

983
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,500
Basically just a cab that happened to slow down.

984
00:54:41,535 --> 00:54:42,545
Basically.

985
00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,550
Not the murderer. Not the murderer, no.

986
00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:46,430
Wrong country, good alibi.

987
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,960
As they go. Hey, where did you get this?

988
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,220
Detective Inspector Lestrade? Yeah.

989
00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,320
I pickpocket him when he's annoying

990
00:54:54,370 --> 00:54:59,390
You can keep that one, I've got plenty at the flat.

991
00:54:59,425 --> 00:55:00,055
What?

992
00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:02,210
Nothing, just... "Welcome to London".

993
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,770
Got your breath back? Ready when you are.

994
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,120
OK...

995
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,750
That was ridiculous.

996
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,260
That was the most ridiculous thing... I've ever done.

997
00:55:23,295 --> 00:55:25,460
And you invaded Afghanistan.

998
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,430
That wasn't just me.

999
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,120
Why aren't we back at the restaurant?

1000
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,680
They can keep an eye out.

1001
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,360
It was a long shot anyway.

1002
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,050
So what were we doing there?

1003
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,200
Oh, just passing the time.

1004
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,530
And proving a point.

1005
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,135
What point? You.

1006
00:55:46,170 --> 00:55:50,250
Mrs Hudson! Dr Watson WILL take the room upstairs.

1007
00:55:50,285 --> 00:55:51,390
Says who?

1008
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,470
Says the man at the door.

1009
00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:08,480
Sherlock texted me. He said you forgot this.

1010
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,595
Er, thank you.

1011
00:56:13,630 --> 00:56:14,780
Thank you.

1012
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:17,980
Sherlock, what have you done?

1013
00:56:18,015 --> 00:56:20,020
Mrs Hudson? Upstairs.

1014
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:26,805
What are you doing?

1015
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,860
Well, I knew you'd find the case, I'm not stupid.

1016
00:56:28,895 --> 00:56:30,265
You can't just break into my flat.

1017
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:33,020
You can't withhold evidence - and I didn't break in your flat.

1018
00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:34,550
Well, what do you call this then?

1019
00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:36,485
It's a drugs bust.

1020
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,845
Seriously? This guy - a junkie?

1021
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,135
Have you met him? John...

1022
00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:43,015
I'm pretty sure that You could search this flat all day,

1023
00:56:43,050 --> 00:56:44,825
you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational.

1024
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,590
John, you probably want to shut up now. But come on...

1025
00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,160
No... What?

1026
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,370
You? Shut up! I'm not your sniffer dog.

1027
00:56:54,405 --> 00:56:56,420
No, Anderson's my sniffer dog.

1028
00:56:57,700 --> 00:57:00,080
Anderson, what are YOU doing here on a drugs bust?

1029
00:57:00,115 --> 00:57:01,355
Oh, I volunteered.

1030
00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:04,040
They all did. They're not strictly speaking ON the drug squad,

1031
00:57:04,075 --> 00:57:04,915
but they're very keen.

1032
00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:07,155
Are these human eyes? Put those back!

1033
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,380
They were in the microwave. It's an experiment.

1034
00:57:09,415 --> 00:57:10,940
Keep looking, guys.

1035
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,300
Or you could help us properly and I'll stand them down.

1036
00:57:13,335 --> 00:57:15,520
This is childish. Well, I'm dealing with a child.

1037
00:57:15,555 --> 00:57:16,615
Sherlock, this is our case.

1038
00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:19,510
I'm letting you in, but you do not go off on your own.

1039
00:57:19,545 --> 00:57:20,315
Clear?

1040
00:57:20,350 --> 00:57:23,720
What - so you set up a pretend drugs bust to bully me?

1041
00:57:23,755 --> 00:57:25,580
It stops being pretend if we find anything.

1042
00:57:25,615 --> 00:57:26,845
I am clean!

1043
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,490
Is your flat...? All of it?

1044
00:57:29,525 --> 00:57:31,080
Don't even smoke.

1045
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,790
Neither do I.

1046
00:57:35,350 --> 00:57:36,770
So let's work together.

1047
00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:39,780
We've found Rachel. Who is she?

1048
00:57:39,815 --> 00:57:41,500
Jennifer Wilson's only daughter.

1049
00:57:41,535 --> 00:57:42,740
Her daughter?

1050
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,600
Why would she write her daughter's name? Why?

1051
00:57:45,635 --> 00:57:47,665
Never mind that, we found the case.

1052
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:50,165
According to SOMEONE the murderer has the case,

1053
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,090
and we found it in the hands of our favourite psychopath.

1054
00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,610
not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

1055
00:57:55,645 --> 00:57:56,655
Do your research.

1056
00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:59,670
You need to bring Rachel in and I need to question her.

1057
00:57:59,705 --> 00:58:01,127
She's dead. Excellent. How, when and why?

1058
00:58:01,162 --> 00:58:02,515
Is there a connection? There has to be.

1059
00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:05,090
Well, I doubt it, since she's been dead for 14 years.

1060
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:07,050
Technically she was never alive.

1061
00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:11,970
Rachel was Jennifer Wilson's stillborn daughter, 14 years ago.

1062
00:58:12,005 --> 00:58:13,400
No, that's...

1063
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,870
.. that's not right. How...

1064
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,325
Why would she do that? Why?

1065
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,680
Why would she think of her daughter in her last moments?

1066
00:58:20,715 --> 00:58:22,572
Yup - sociopath, I'm seeing it now.

1067
00:58:22,607 --> 00:58:24,395
She didn't think about her daughter.

1068
00:58:24,430 --> 00:58:27,630
She scratched her name on the floor with her fingernails.

1069
00:58:27,665 --> 00:58:28,495
She was dying.

1070
00:58:28,530 --> 00:58:30,420
It took effort, it would have hurt.

1071
00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:33,460
You said that the victims all took the poison themselves,

1072
00:58:33,495 --> 00:58:35,525
that he MAKES them take it -

1073
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,030
well, maybe he... I don't know, talks to them.

1074
00:58:38,065 --> 00:58:40,465
Maybe he used the death of her daughter somehow.

1075
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:43,540
Yeah, but that was ages ago. Why would she still be upset?

1076
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,520
Not good?

1077
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,305
Bit not good, yeah.

1078
00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:52,640
If you were dying... If you'd been murdered -

1079
00:58:52,675 --> 00:58:54,940
in your very last few seconds what would you say?

1080
00:58:54,975 --> 00:58:56,270
"Please, God, let me live. "

1081
00:58:56,305 --> 00:58:57,730
Use your imagination!

1082
00:58:58,270 --> 00:58:59,310
I don't have to.

1083
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,925
Yeah, but if you were clever...

1084
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,460
Jennifer Wilson running all those lovers - she WAS clever.

1085
00:59:04,495 --> 00:59:06,105
She's trying to tell us something.

1086
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:08,330
Isn't the doorbell working? Your taxi's here, Sherlock.

1087
00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:10,295
I didn't order a taxi. Go away.

1088
00:59:10,330 --> 00:59:13,190
Oh, dear. They're making such a mess. What are they looking for?

1089
00:59:13,225 --> 00:59:15,210
It's a drugs bust, Mrs Hudson.

1090
00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:18,230
But they're just for my hip. They're herbal soothers...

1091
00:59:18,265 --> 00:59:21,240
Shut up, everybody! Don't move. Don't speak, don't breathe.

1092
00:59:21,275 --> 00:59:21,785
I'm trying to think.

1093
00:59:21,820 --> 00:59:23,670
Anderson, face the other way. You're putting me off.

1094
00:59:23,705 --> 00:59:25,165
What? My FACE is

1095
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:26,265
Everybody quiet and still.

1096
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,550
Anderson, turn your back. Oh, for God's sake!

1097
00:59:28,585 --> 00:59:30,065
Your back, now, please!

1098
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:32,690
Come on, think. Quick! What about your taxi?

1099
00:59:32,725 --> 00:59:33,970
MRS HUDSON!

1100
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,600
She was clever. Clever, yes!

1101
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,000
She's cleverer than you lot and she's dead.

1102
00:59:47,035 --> 00:59:48,165
Do you see, do you get it?

1103
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,110
She didn't lose her phone, she never lost it.

1104
00:59:50,145 --> 00:59:51,845
She PLANTED it on him.

1105
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,265
When she got out of the car,

1106
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:54,685
she knew that she was going to her death.

1107
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,260
She left the phone in order to lead us to her killer.

1108
00:59:58,295 --> 00:59:59,300
But how?

1109
01:00:00,190 --> 01:00:01,230
What do you mean, how?

1110
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:03,360
Rachel!

1111
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,820
Don't you see? Rachel!

1112
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,245
Look at you lot. You're all so vacant.

1113
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,570
Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

1114
01:00:14,605 --> 01:00:15,750
Rachel is not a name.

1115
01:00:15,785 --> 01:00:17,275
Then what is it?

1116
01:00:17,310 --> 01:00:18,610
John - on the luggage, there's a label.

1117
01:00:18,645 --> 01:00:19,890
E- mail address.

1118
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,000
Er, jennie. pink@mephone. org. uk.

1119
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,285
She didn't have a laptop,

1120
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,250
which means she did her business on her phone.

1121
01:00:29,285 --> 01:00:31,225
A smartphone, it's e-mail enabled.

1122
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:33,025
So there was a website for her account.

1123
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:34,725
The username is her e-mail address -

1124
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,390
and all together, the password is?

1125
01:00:36,425 --> 01:00:37,600
Rachel.

1126
01:00:37,610 --> 01:00:39,220
So we can read her e-mails. So what?

1127
01:00:39,255 --> 01:00:40,525
Anderson, don't talk out loud.

1128
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,015
You lower the IQ of the whole street.

1129
01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:45,850
We can do much more than that. It's a smartphone, it's got GPS.

1130
01:00:45,885 --> 01:00:48,162
Which means if you lose it you can locate it online.

1131
01:00:48,197 --> 01:00:50,243
She's leading us directly to the man who killed her.

1132
01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:52,290
Unless he got rid of it. We know he didn't.

1133
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,005
Come on, come on. Quickly!

1134
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,355
Sherlock, dear. This taxi driver...

1135
01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:59,100
Mrs Hudson, isn't it time for your evening soother?

1136
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,135
Get vehicles, get a helicopter.

1137
01:01:02,170 --> 01:01:03,785
This phone battery won't last for ever.

1138
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:05,930
We'll just have a map reference, not a name.

1139
01:01:05,965 --> 01:01:06,525
It's a start!

1140
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,885
Sherlock... Narrows it down from just anyone in London.

1141
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,230
It's the first proper lead that we've had. Sherlock...

1142
01:01:11,265 --> 01:01:12,860
Where is it? Quickly, where?

1143
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:17,340
Here. It's... in 221 Baker Street.

1144
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,210
How can it be here?

1145
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:21,980
How?

1146
01:01:22,380 --> 01:01:25,560
Maybe it was in the case when you brought it back and it...

1147
01:01:25,595 --> 01:01:26,435
fell out somewhere.

1148
01:01:26,470 --> 01:01:28,890
What, and I didn't notice it? Me - I didn't notice?

1149
01:01:28,925 --> 01:01:30,980
Anyway, we texted him and he called back.

1150
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:34,270
Guys, we're also looking for a mobile somewhere here,

1151
01:01:34,305 --> 01:01:35,015
belonged to the victim...

1152
01:01:35,050 --> 01:01:37,880
'Who do we trust, even if we don't know them?

1153
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,930
LONDON CAB DRIVER 71126

1154
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,120
'Who passes unnoticed wherever they go?

1155
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:57,160
'Who hunts in the middle of a crowd?'

1156
01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:32,160
COME WITH ME

1157
01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:37,210
Sherlock, you OK? What...?

1158
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,130
Yeah, yeah... I'm fine.

1159
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,190
So, how can the phone be here?

1160
01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:43,220
Don't know.

1161
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,540
I'll try it again. Good idea.

1162
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,910
Where are you going?

1163
01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:50,320
Fresh air, just popping outside for a moment. Won't be long.

1164
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,950
You sure you're all right? I'm fine.

1165
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,110
Taxi for Sherlock Holmes.

1166
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,300
I didn't order a taxi.

1167
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,320
Doesn't mean you don't need one.

1168
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,960
You're the cabbie.

1169
01:03:16,530 --> 01:03:19,430
The one who stopped outside Northumberland Street.

1170
01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:26,580
It was you. Not your passenger.

1171
01:03:26,610 --> 01:03:28,870
See? No-one ever thinks about the cabbie.

1172
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,140
It's like you're invisible.

1173
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,290
Just the back of an 'ead.

1174
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,970
Proper advantage for a serial killer.

1175
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,620
Is this a confession? Oh, yeah.

1176
01:03:42,790 --> 01:03:44,475
I'll tell you what else...

1177
01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:47,070
If you call the coppers now, I won't run.

1178
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,640
I'll sit quiet and they can take me down, I promise.

1179
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:52,410
Why?

1180
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,690
Cos you're not going to do that. Am I not?

1181
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,200
I didn't kill those four people, Mr Holmes.

1182
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,300
I spoke to 'em...

1183
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,920
and they killed themselves.

1184
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,760
If you get the coppers now, I'll promise you one thing.

1185
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,470
I will never tell you what I said.

1186
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,175
No-one else will die, though,

1187
01:04:20,210 --> 01:04:22,340
and I believe they call that a result.

1188
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,150
And you won't ever understand how those people died.

1189
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,480
What kind of result do you care about?

1190
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,280
If I wanted to understand...

1191
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,220
.. what would I do? Let me take you for a ride.

1192
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:52,575
So you can kill me too?

1193
01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:55,030
I don't want to kill you, Mr Holmes.

1194
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,200
I'm going to talk to ya...

1195
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,810
.. and then you're going to kill yourself.

1196
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,530
He just got in a cab... It's Sherlock. He just drove off in a cab.

1197
01:05:23,565 --> 01:05:25,132
I told you, he does that.

1198
01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:26,700
He bloody left again.

1199
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,725
We're wasting our time!

1200
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,170
I'm... calling the phone, it's ringing out.

1201
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,640
And if it's ringing, it's not here.

1202
01:05:44,675 --> 01:05:46,555
I'll try the search again.

1203
01:05:46,590 --> 01:05:48,050
Does it matter? Does any of it?

1204
01:05:48,580 --> 01:05:50,870
He's just a lunatic, and he'll always let you down.

1205
01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:53,970
And you're wasting your time. All our time.

1206
01:06:00,820 --> 01:06:02,720
OK, everybody...

1207
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,120
done here.

1208
01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:08,530
How did you find me?

1209
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:10,320
Oh, I recognised ya.

1210
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,420
Soon as I saw you chasing my cab.

1211
01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:16,850
Sherlock Holmes!

1212
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,890
I was warned about you.

1213
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,910
I've been on your website, too. Brilliant stuff! Loved it.

1214
01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:28,430
Who warned you about me? Just someone out there who's noticed.

1215
01:06:30,030 --> 01:06:31,060
Who?

1216
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,270
Who would notice me?

1217
01:06:40,510 --> 01:06:41,840
You're too modest, Mr Holmes.

1218
01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:43,330
I'm really not.

1219
01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:45,580
Got yourself a fan.

1220
01:06:46,620 --> 01:06:47,940
Tell me more.

1221
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,990
That's all you're going to know.

1222
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,250
In THIS lifetime.

1223
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:56,840
Why did he do that? Why did he have to leave?

1224
01:06:57,310 --> 01:06:59,060
You know him better than I do.

1225
01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:02,150
I've known him for five years - and no, I don't.

1226
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,440
So why do you put up with him?

1227
01:07:05,970 --> 01:07:08,030
Because I'm desperate, that's why.

1228
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,440
And because Sherlock Holmes is a great man -

1229
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:16,900
and I think one day, if we're very, very lucky,

1230
01:07:16,935 --> 01:07:18,700
he might even be a good one.

1231
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,110
Where are we?

1232
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,660
You know every street in London. You know exactly where we are.

1233
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:48,550
Roland-Kerr Further Education College.

1234
01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:51,100
Why here? It's open.

1235
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,800
Cleaners are in.

1236
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,965
One thing about being a cabbie -

1237
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,610
you always know a nice quiet spot for a murder.

1238
01:07:57,645 --> 01:08:00,220
I'm surprised more of us don't branch out.

1239
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,890
And you just walk your victims in? How?

1240
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,160
Oh... Dull.

1241
01:08:07,260 --> 01:08:09,120
Don't worry. It gets better.

1242
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,710
You can't make people take their own lives at gunpoint.

1243
01:08:12,745 --> 01:08:14,170
I don't.

1244
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,100
It's much better than that.

1245
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,120
Don't need this with you. Cos you'll follow me.

1246
01:09:12,370 --> 01:09:13,750
Well, what do you think?

1247
01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:16,710
It's up to you.

1248
01:09:17,340 --> 01:09:19,080
You're the one who's going to die here.

1249
01:09:21,220 --> 01:09:24,450
No, I'm not. That's what they all say.

1250
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,730
Shall we talk?

1251
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:44,080
Bit risky, wasn't it?

1252
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:48,250
Took me away under the eye of about half a dozen policemen.

1253
01:09:48,290 --> 01:09:49,950
They're not that stupid.

1254
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:52,610
And Mrs Hudson will remember you.

1255
01:09:52,650 --> 01:09:54,990
You call that a risk? Nah...

1256
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,640
THIS is a risk.

1257
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,980
Oh, I like this bit.

1258
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,870
Cos you don't get it yet, do ya?

1259
01:10:11,820 --> 01:10:13,480
But you're about to.

1260
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,540
I just have to do this...

1261
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:24,390
Weren't expecting that, were ya?

1262
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:26,820
Oh, you're going to love this.

1263
01:10:26,855 --> 01:10:28,035
Love what?

1264
01:10:28,070 --> 01:10:30,480
Sherlock Holmes! Look at you!

1265
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:37,620
Here in the flesh. That website of yours, your fan told me about it.

1266
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:39,210
My fan?

1267
01:10:39,350 --> 01:10:40,730
You are brilliant.

1268
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,000
You are a proper genius.

1269
01:10:44,660 --> 01:10:47,450
The Science of Deduction. Now, that...

1270
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,670
is proper thinking.

1271
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:54,560
Between you and me sitting here, why can't people think?

1272
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,520
Don't it make you mad?

1273
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:01,290
Why can't people just think?

1274
01:11:05,740 --> 01:11:09,580
Oh, I see... So you're a proper genius too.

1275
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,320
Don't look it, do I?

1276
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:14,600
Funny little man driving a cab.

1277
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,130
But you'll know better in a minute.

1278
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:20,620
Chances are it'll be the last thing you EVER know.

1279
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,340
OK, two bottles. Explain.

1280
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,940
There's a good bottle and a bad bottle.

1281
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,990
You take the pill from the good bottle, you live.

1282
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:35,250
You take the pill from the bad bottle... you die.

1283
01:11:35,380 --> 01:11:37,880
Both bottles are of course identical. In every way.

1284
01:11:37,915 --> 01:11:39,130
And you know which is which.

1285
01:11:39,165 --> 01:11:40,000
Of course I know.

1286
01:11:40,035 --> 01:11:40,805
But I don't.

1287
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,495
Wouldn't be a game if you knew. You're the one who chooses.

1288
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:48,150
Why should I? I've got nothing to go on. What's in it for me?

1289
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:50,570
I haven't told you the best bit yet.

1290
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,600
Whatever bottle YOU choose,

1291
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:55,770
I take the pill from the other one.

1292
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,640
And then together...

1293
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,470
we take our medicine.

1294
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:05,360
I won't cheat. It's your choice.

1295
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,340
I'll take whatever pill you don't.

1296
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,280
Didn't expect that, did you, Mr Holmes?

1297
01:12:14,610 --> 01:12:16,535
This is what you did to the rest of them -

1298
01:12:16,570 --> 01:12:19,320
you gave them a choice? And now I'm giving you one.

1299
01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:22,200
You take your time.

1300
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,160
Get yourself together.

1301
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:26,745
I want your best game.

1302
01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:28,925
It's not a game, it's a 50:50 chance.

1303
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,070
I've played four times. I'm alive.

1304
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:35,260
It's not chance, Mr Holmes, it's chess.

1305
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,090
It's a game of chess,

1306
01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:42,140
with one move... and one survivor.

1307
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:45,920
And this - this...

1308
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:48,070
is the move.

1309
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:59,100
Did I just give you the good bottle or the bad bottle?

1310
01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:01,850
You can choose either one.

1311
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,830
No, Detective Inspector Lestrade - I need to speak to him.

1312
01:13:07,865 --> 01:13:10,530
It's important. It's an emergency.

1313
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,540
Er, left here, please. Left here...

1314
01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:26,220
You ready yet, Mr Holmes?

1315
01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,695
Ready to play?

1316
01:13:27,730 --> 01:13:30,185
Play what? It's a 50:50 chance.

1317
01:13:30,220 --> 01:13:32,830
You're not playing the numbers, you're playing ME.

1318
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,350
Did I just give you the good pill or the bad pill?

1319
01:13:38,390 --> 01:13:39,910
Is it a bluff,

1320
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,040
or a double bluff?

1321
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,345
Or a triple bluff? It's still just chance.

1322
01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:46,130
Four people, in a row? It's not chance.

1323
01:13:46,165 --> 01:13:48,300
Luck. It's genius!

1324
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,890
I know how people think.

1325
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:54,460
I know how people think I think.

1326
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,090
I can see it all like a map inside my head.

1327
01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:01,060
Everyone's so stupid, even you.

1328
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,010
Or maybe God just loves me.

1329
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,870
Either way, you're wasted as a cabbie.

1330
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:19,560
So...

1331
01:14:21,140 --> 01:14:25,470
You risked your life four times just to kill strangers? Why?

1332
01:14:25,850 --> 01:14:27,225
Time to play.

1333
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:28,600
Oh, I am playing.

1334
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:30,920
This is my turn.

1335
01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,490
There's shaving foam behind your left ear.

1336
01:14:34,525 --> 01:14:35,880
Nobody's pointed it out to you.

1337
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,135
Traces of where it's happened before,

1338
01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:40,110
so obviously you live on your own - there's no-one to tell you.

1339
01:14:40,145 --> 01:14:41,735
But there's a photograph of children.

1340
01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:43,240
Children's mother's been cut out of the picture.

1341
01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:45,320
If she'd died, she'd still be there.

1342
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,995
The photograph's old, but the frame's new.

1343
01:14:47,030 --> 01:14:49,680
You think of your children, but you don't get to see them.

1344
01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:51,700
Estranged father.

1345
01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:53,700
She took the kids,

1346
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:57,130
but you still love them and it still hurts.

1347
01:14:58,590 --> 01:14:59,900
Ah, but there's more.

1348
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:03,605
Your clothes. Recently laundered,

1349
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,720
but everything you're wearing is at least... three years old?

1350
01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:10,530
Keeping up appearances, but not planning ahead.

1351
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,440
And here you are on a kamikaze murder spree. What's that about?

1352
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,710
Three years ago. Is that when they told you?

1353
01:15:23,745 --> 01:15:24,760
Told me what?

1354
01:15:24,795 --> 01:15:25,975
DYING

1355
01:15:26,010 --> 01:15:28,390
That you're a dead man walking. So are you.

1356
01:15:28,425 --> 01:15:30,210
You don't have long, though.

1357
01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:31,720
Am I right?

1358
01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,910
Aneurism. Right in 'ere.

1359
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,730
Any breath could be my last.

1360
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:44,300
And because you're dying, you've just murdered four people.

1361
01:15:44,335 --> 01:15:46,900
I've outlived four people.

1362
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:51,340
That's the most fun you can have with an aneurism.

1363
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:55,685
No... No, there's something else.

1364
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,730
You didn't just kill four people because you're bitter.

1365
01:15:57,765 --> 01:15:59,890
Bitterness is a paralytic.

1366
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:04,080
Love is a much more vicious motivator.

1367
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,210
Somehow, this is about your children.

1368
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,690
You ARE good, in't ya? But how?

1369
01:16:15,660 --> 01:16:18,940
When I die they won't get much, my kids.

1370
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,805
Not a lot of money in driving cabs.

1371
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,730
Or serial killing. You'd be surprised.

1372
01:16:25,770 --> 01:16:26,880
Surprise me.

1373
01:16:29,420 --> 01:16:31,160
I have a sponsor.

1374
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:32,765
You have a what?

1375
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,000
For every life I take, money goes to my kids.

1376
01:16:36,130 --> 01:16:39,380
The more I kill... the better off they'll be.

1377
01:16:41,060 --> 01:16:43,580
You see? It's nicer than you think.

1378
01:16:43,615 --> 01:16:45,847
Who'd sponsor a serial killer?

1379
01:16:45,882 --> 01:16:48,080
Who'd be a fan of Sherlock Holmes?

1380
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,320
You're not the only one to enjoy a good murder.

1381
01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:58,620
There's others out there just like you, except u're just a man.

1382
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,220
And they're so much more than that.

1383
01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:05,210
What do you mean...

1384
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,130
more than a man?

1385
01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:11,090
An organisation...? What?

1386
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,320
There's a name, that no-one says.

1387
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:17,200
And I'm not going to say it either.

1388
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,940
Now, enough chatter.

1389
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,560
Time to choose.

1390
01:17:28,980 --> 01:17:30,010
Sherlock?!

1391
01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:36,420
Sherlock!

1392
01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:40,440
What if I don't choose either? I could just walk out of here.

1393
01:17:44,030 --> 01:17:46,520
You can take a 50:50 chance,

1394
01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:49,320
or I can shoot you in the head.

1395
01:17:50,780 --> 01:17:52,060
Funnily enough,

1396
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,580
no-one's ever gone for that option.

1397
01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:56,730
I'll have the gun, please.

1398
01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:59,160
Are you sure?

1399
01:18:00,140 --> 01:18:03,070
Definitely. The gun.

1400
01:18:03,210 --> 01:18:04,960
You don't want to phone a friend

1401
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:07,370
The gun.

1402
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,350
I know a real gun when I see one.

1403
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,950
None of the others did. Clearly.

1404
01:18:20,180 --> 01:18:23,810
Well, this has been very interesting.

1405
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,120
I look forward to the court case.

1406
01:18:29,730 --> 01:18:32,350
Just before you go, did you figure it out?

1407
01:18:33,990 --> 01:18:36,140
Which one's the good bottle?

1408
01:18:36,175 --> 01:18:38,290
OF Course. Child's play.

1409
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,050
Well, which one, then?

1410
01:18:41,590 --> 01:18:42,845
Which one would you have picked?

1411
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,550
Just so I know whether I could have beaten you.

1412
01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,590
Come on!

1413
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:50,770
Play the game.

1414
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,400
Interesting.

1415
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,730
So what do you think?

1416
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:21,440
Shall we?

1417
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,440
Really... What do you think?

1418
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:30,080
Can you beat me?

1419
01:19:32,380 --> 01:19:33,800
Are you clever enough...

1420
01:19:35,410 --> 01:19:37,220
.. to bet your life?

1421
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,660
SHERLOCK!

1422
01:19:52,590 --> 01:19:54,840
I bet you get bored, don't you?

1423
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:56,860
I know you do.

1424
01:19:58,070 --> 01:20:01,660
A man like you. So clever.

1425
01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:06,130
But what's the point of being clever if you can't prove it?

1426
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,560
Still the addict.

1427
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,990
But this... this is what you're really addicted to.

1428
01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:18,640
You'll do anything...

1429
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:23,660
.. anything at all, to stop being bored.

1430
01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:27,480
You're not bored now, are ya?

1431
01:20:28,930 --> 01:20:30,430
Isn't it good?

1432
01:20:44,660 --> 01:20:45,770
Was I right?

1433
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,510
I was, wasn't I?

1434
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,570
Did I get it right?!

1435
01:20:53,450 --> 01:20:56,170
OK... Tell me this.

1436
01:20:57,390 --> 01:21:00,070
Your sponsor. Who was it?

1437
01:21:00,110 --> 01:21:02,270
The one who told you about me, my fan.

1438
01:21:02,530 --> 01:21:03,880
I want a name.

1439
01:21:04,010 --> 01:21:05,470
No...

1440
01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:08,410
You're dying, but there's still time to hurt you.

1441
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,840
Give me... a name.

1442
01:21:14,140 --> 01:21:17,000
A name! Now.

1443
01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:20,010
The name!

1444
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:23,410
MORIARTY!

1445
01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:48,110
Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me.

1446
01:21:48,145 --> 01:21:50,380
Yeah, it's for shock. I'm not in shock.

1447
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:53,060
Yeah, but some of the guys want to take photographs.

1448
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:56,225
So, the shooter. No sign?

1449
01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:57,895
Cleared off before we got here.

1450
01:21:57,930 --> 01:22:00,160
But a guy like that would have had enemies, I suppose.

1451
01:22:00,195 --> 01:22:02,550
One of them could have been following him, but...

1452
01:22:02,770 --> 01:22:04,670
we've got nothing to go on.

1453
01:22:05,230 --> 01:22:07,280
Oh, I wouldn't say that.

1454
01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:10,320
OK. Give me.

1455
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:13,160
The bullet they just dug out of the wall's from a handgun.

1456
01:22:13,195 --> 01:22:14,615
A kill shot over that distance,

1457
01:22:14,650 --> 01:22:16,345
that's a crack shot,WE ARE LOOKING FOR.

1458
01:22:16,380 --> 01:22:18,070
But not just a marksman, a fighter.

1459
01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,797
His hands couldn't have shaken at all

1460
01:22:19,832 --> 01:22:21,455
so clearly he's acclimatised to violence.

1461
01:22:21,490 --> 01:22:23,190
He didn't fire until I was in immediate danger though,

1462
01:22:23,225 --> 01:22:25,470
so strong moral principle.

1463
01:22:25,670 --> 01:22:26,715
You're looking for a man

1464
01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:29,340
probably with a history of military service, and...

1465
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,240
nerves of steel...

1466
01:22:37,370 --> 01:22:38,920
Actually, do you know what? Ignore me.

1467
01:22:38,955 --> 01:22:40,435
Sorry? Ignore all of that.

1468
01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:43,340
It's just the er... the shock talking.

1469
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:43,815
Where are you going?

1470
01:22:43,850 --> 01:22:45,820
I just need to... talk about the rent.

1471
01:22:45,855 --> 01:22:47,755
I've still got questions. What now?

1472
01:22:47,790 --> 01:22:49,540
I'm in shock - look, I've got a blanket.

1473
01:22:49,575 --> 01:22:50,335
Sherlock!

1474
01:22:50,370 --> 01:22:55,290
And, I just caught you a serial killer... More or less.

1475
01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:00,970
OK. We'll pull you in tomorrow, off you go.

1476
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:12,560
Erm - Sergeant Donovan has... just been explaining everything.

1477
01:23:12,660 --> 01:23:14,030
The two pills...

1478
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,490
Dreadful business, isn't it? Dreadful.

1479
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:19,750
Good shot.

1480
01:23:20,540 --> 01:23:23,220
Yes. Yes, must have been. Through that window.

1481
01:23:23,255 --> 01:23:24,210
Well, you'd know.

1482
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:27,870
Need to get the powder burns out of your fingers.

1483
01:23:27,905 --> 01:23:29,310
I don't suppose you'd serve time for this,

1484
01:23:29,345 --> 01:23:31,540
but let's avoid the court case.

1485
01:23:32,820 --> 01:23:34,925
Are you all right? Yes, of course I'm all right.

1486
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,030
Well, you have just killed a man. Yes...

1487
01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:42,080
That's true, isn't it?

1488
01:23:43,490 --> 01:23:45,400
But he wasn't a very nice man.

1489
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,525
No. No, he wasn't, really, was he?

1490
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,290
Frankly a bloody awful cabbie.

1491
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,735
That's true, he was a bad cabbie.

1492
01:23:53,770 --> 01:23:56,270
You should have seen the route he took us to get here.

1493
01:23:56,310 --> 01:23:58,805
Stop it! We can't giggle, it's a crime scene. Stop it.

1494
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,480
Well, you're the one who shot him. Keep your voice down.

1495
01:24:01,515 --> 01:24:04,120
Sorry, it's just erm... nerves, I think. Sorry.

1496
01:24:05,770 --> 01:24:07,730
You were going to take that damn pill, weren't you?

1497
01:24:07,765 --> 01:24:09,050
Course I wasn't.

1498
01:24:09,980 --> 01:24:12,700
Biding my time. Knew you'd turn up.

1499
01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:14,080
No, you didn't.

1500
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,090
That's how you get your kicks, isn't it -

1501
01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:17,500
you risk your life to prove you're clever.

1502
01:24:17,535 --> 01:24:18,942
Why would I do that?

1503
01:24:18,977 --> 01:24:20,350
Because you're an idiot.

1504
01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:24,810
Dinner? Starving.

1505
01:24:25,050 --> 01:24:27,700
End of Baker Street there's a good Chinese. Stays open till two.

1506
01:24:27,735 --> 01:24:30,350
You can tell a good Chinese by the bottom third of the door handle.

1507
01:24:30,380 --> 01:24:33,980
Sherlock... That's him, that's the man I was talking to you about.

1508
01:24:34,015 --> 01:24:36,100
I know exactly who that is.

1509
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:39,240
So... Another case cracked.

1510
01:24:39,275 --> 01:24:41,700
How very public-spirited.

1511
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,520
Though that's never really your motivation, is it?

1512
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,265
What are you doing here?

1513
01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:48,365
As ever, I'm concerned about you.

1514
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,610
Yes, I've been hearing about your "concern".

1515
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,485
Always so aggressive.

1516
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,820
Did it never occur to you that you and I belong on the same side?

1517
01:24:55,855 --> 01:24:57,735
Oddly enough - no.

1518
01:24:57,770 --> 01:25:00,640
We have more in common than you'd like to believe.

1519
01:25:00,670 --> 01:25:03,435
This petty feud between us is simply childish.

1520
01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:07,850
People will suffer. And you know how it always upset Mummy.

1521
01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:10,280
I upset her?

1522
01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:11,570
Me?

1523
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,770
It wasn't me that upset her, Mycroft.

1524
01:25:14,805 --> 01:25:16,370
No. No, wait...

1525
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,985
Mummy? Who's Mummy?

1526
01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:19,370
Mother. Our mother.

1527
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,990
This is my brother, Mycroft.

1528
01:25:22,610 --> 01:25:24,160
Putting on weight again?

1529
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,940
Losing it, in fact.

1530
01:25:25,975 --> 01:25:27,245
He's your brother?

1531
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:28,800
Course he's my brother.

1532
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,020
So he's not... Not what?

1533
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,870
I don't know... Criminal mastermind?

1534
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,130
Close enough. For goodness' sake.

1535
01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:41,850
I occupy a minor position in the British government.

1536
01:25:41,885 --> 01:25:42,960
He IS the British government,

1537
01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:44,700
when he's not too busy being the British secret service

1538
01:25:44,735 --> 01:25:47,410
or the CIA on a freelance basis.

1539
01:25:47,740 --> 01:25:49,180
Good evening, Mycroft.

1540
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:51,440
Try not to start a war before I get home,

1541
01:25:51,475 --> 01:25:53,200
you know what it does for the traffic.

1542
01:25:55,940 --> 01:25:58,250
So, when you say you're concerned about him -

1543
01:25:58,285 --> 01:25:59,680
you actually are concerned?

1544
01:25:59,715 --> 01:26:01,110
Yes, of course.

1545
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,290
I mean, it actually is a childish feud?

1546
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,570
He's always been so resentful.

1547
01:26:06,970 --> 01:26:09,240
You can imagine the Christmas dinners.

1548
01:26:09,340 --> 01:26:10,340
Yeah...

1549
01:26:10,390 --> 01:26:11,990
No... God, no.

1550
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,730
I'd better erm...

1551
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:16,970
Hello again.

1552
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:21,060
Hello. We met earlier on this evening.

1553
01:26:22,380 --> 01:26:24,220
Oh! OK. Goodnight.

1554
01:26:24,255 --> 01:26:26,060
Goodnight, Dr Watson.

1555
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:29,165
So, dim sum. Mmm!

1556
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,420
I can always predict the fortune cookies. No, you can't.

1557
01:26:31,455 --> 01:26:33,660
Almost can. You did get shot, though.

1558
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:36,105
Sorry? In Afghanistan. There was an actual wound.

1559
01:26:36,140 --> 01:26:38,490
Oh. Yeah, shoulder. Shoulder! I thought so.

1560
01:26:38,525 --> 01:26:40,015
No, you didn't. The left one.

1561
01:26:40,050 --> 01:26:41,520
Lucky guess. I never guess.

1562
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:43,060
Yes, you do.

1563
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:46,000
What are you so happy about? Moriarty.

1564
01:26:46,035 --> 01:26:46,955
What's Moriarty?

1565
01:26:46,990 --> 01:26:49,320
I've absolutely no idea.

1566
01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:52,590
Sir, shall we go?

1567
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:55,920
Interesting, that soldier fellow.

1568
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:58,260
He could be the making of my brother...

1569
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,990
or make him worse than ever.

1570
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:05,300
Either way, we'd better upgrade their surveillance status.

1571
01:27:05,335 --> 01:27:07,185
Grade three active.

1572
01:27:07,220 --> 01:27:09,700
Sorry, sir - whose status?

1573
01:27:11,180 --> 01:27:14,890
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

1574
01:27:15,305 --> 01:28:15,427
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