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Lady smallwood: Mr magnussen, please
state your full name for the record.

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Magnussen: Charles Augustus magnussen.

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Mr magnussen, how would you describe
your influence over the prime minister?

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Magnussen: The British prime minister?

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Any of the British prime ministers
you have known.

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I've never had the slightest influence
over any of them.

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Why would I?

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I notice you've had seven meetings
at downing street this year.

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Why?

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Magnussen: Because I was invited.

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Can you recall
the subjects under discussion?

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Not without being more indiscreet
than I believe is appropriate.

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Do you think it right
that a newspaper proprietor,

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a private individual and,
in fact, a foreign national

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should have such regular access
to our prime minister?

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I don't think it's wrong

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that a private individual
should accept an invitation.

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However, you have my sincere apologies
for being foreign.

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That's not what I meant.
That is not in any way...

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Mr magnussen, can you recall an occasion

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when your remarks could have
influenced government policy?

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Or the prime minister's thinking
in any way?

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Magnussen: No.

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Are you sure?

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(Beeping)

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I have an excellent memory.

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Man: Your car is waiting outside
in the front, thank you.

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See you tomorrow.

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- Mayljoin you?
- I don't think it's appropriate.

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It isn't?
—mr magnussen, outside the enquiry

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we can have no contact,
no communication at all.

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Please don't do that.

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In 1982, your husband corresponded
with Helen Katherine Driscoll.

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That was before I knew him.

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The letters were lively, loving,

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some would say explicit,

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and currently in my possession.

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Will you please move your hand?

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"I long, my darling,
to know the touch of your body."

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I know what was in the letters.

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She was 15.

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She looked older.

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Oh, she looked delicious.

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We have photographs, too.

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The ones she sent him.

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Yum yum.

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He was unaware of her age.

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He met her only once
before the letters began.

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When he discovered the truth,
he stopped immediately.

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Those are the facts.

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Facts are for history books,
I work in news.

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Your hand is sweating.

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Always, I'm afraid. I have a condition.

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It's disgusting.

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Ah. I'm used to it.

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The whole world is wet to my touch.

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I will call someone,
I will have you removed.

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What is that?

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(Sniffing)

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Claire-de-la-lune?

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Bit young for you, isn't it?

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You want to hit me now?

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Could you, still?

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You're an old lady now.

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Perhaps you should settle
for calling someone.

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Well, call him.

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No? Because now there are consequences.

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I have the letters
and therefore, I have you.

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This is blackmail.

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Of course it isn't blackmail.

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This is... ownership.

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You do not own me.

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Claire-de-la-lune.

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It never tastes like it smells,
does it?

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Lady smallwood's bill is on me.
See to it.

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Yes, mr magnussen.

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(Shuddering)

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(Gasping) Oh, god!

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You all right, ma'am?

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Fine. Yes.

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Magnussen.

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No one stands up to him.

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No one dares, no one even tries.

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There isn't a man or woman in england

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capable of stopping
that disgusting creature.

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- Ma'am?
- Turn the car around.

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We're going back into town. Turn round.

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Where are we going, ma'am?

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Baker Street.

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(Explosions)

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(Continuous gunfire)

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Seen a lot of injuries, then?

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Violent deaths?

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Jo h n: Enough for a lifetime.

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- Want to see some more?
- John: Oh, god yes.

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(Banging on door, gasping)

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The game is on.

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(Banging continues)

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I know it's early.
Really, I'm sorry. (Sobbing)

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- Is that Kate?
- Yeah, it's Kate.

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Going to invite her in?

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Uh, sorry, yes.
Do you want to come in, Kate?

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- —(Sobbing)
- Mary: Hey!

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Sorry.

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- There you go.
- It's Isaac.

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- Ah, your husband?
- Son.

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Son, yeah.

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He's gone missing again.

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- Didn't come home last night.
- —(Sighs)

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- The usual.
- He's the drugs one, yeah?

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Yeah, nicely put, John.

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Well, is it Sherlock Holmes you want?
Because I've not seen him in ages.

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- About a month.
- Who's Sherlock Holmes?

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See? That does happen.

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There's a place they all go to,
him and his friends.

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They all... do whatever they do.

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Shoot up, whatever you call it.

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Where is he?

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It's a house. It's a dump,
I mean, it's practically falling down.

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No, the address.

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Where exactly?

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- Seriously?
- Why not?

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She's not going to the police,
someone's got to get him.

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- Why you?
- Being neighbourly.

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Since when?

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(Chuckling)
Since now. Since this exact minute.

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-Why are you being so... —what?

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Oh, I don't know.
What's the matter with you?

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There is nothing the matter with me!

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Imagine I said that without shouting.

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I'm trying.

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No, you can't come, you're pregnant.

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You can't go, I'm pregnant.

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(Metal clanging)

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(Laughing) What is that?

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- It's a tyre lever.
- Why?

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Because there were loads of
smackheads in there

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and one of them might need help
with a tyre.

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If there's any trouble,
just go, I'll be fine.

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Wait, John. John, John, John...

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It is a tiny bit sexy.

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Yeah, I know.

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John: (Knocking) Hello?

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- What do you want?
- Excuse me.

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Hey, you can't come in here.

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I'm looking for a friend.

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A very specific friend.

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I'm not just browsing.

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Man: You gotta go.

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No one's allowed here.

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(Clears throat) Isaac Whitney,
you seen him?

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I'm asking you
if you've seen Isaac Whitney

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and now you're showing me a knife.
Is it a clue?

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You doing a mime?

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Go. Or I'll cut you.

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Ooh, not from there.

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Let me help.

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Now, concentrate. Isaac Whitney.

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Okay, you asked for it.

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(Groaning)

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(Groaning)

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Right, are you concentrating yet?

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- You broke my arm.
- No, I sprained it.

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It feels squishy.

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Is it supposed to feel squishy?

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- Feel that.
- Yeah, it's a sprain.

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I'm a doctor,
I know how to sprain people.

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Now, where is Isaac Whitney?

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I don't know.

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Maybe upstairs.

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There you go. Wasn't that easy?

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No, it was really sore.
Mental, you are.

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No, just used to a better class
of criminal.

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(Man coughing)

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Isaac? Isaac Whitney?

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(Tin can cla'i'i'ering)

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(Sofi'ly) Isaac?

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(Isaac groaning)

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Hello, mate. Sit up for me?

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Sit up.

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- Isaac: Dr Watson?
- Yep.

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Where am I?

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Arse-end of the universe
with the scum of the earth. Look at me?

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Have you come for me?

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Do you think
I know a lot of people here?

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Hey, you all right?

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Oh, hello, John.

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Didn't expect to see you here.

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Come for me, too?

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- Hello, Isaac.
- Mrs Watson, can I...

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Can I get in, please?

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Yes, of course, get in.

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- Where'sjohn?
- They're having a fight.

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Who is?

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- For god's sakes, John. I'm on a case.
- A month, that's all it took.

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- One!
- I'm working.

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Sherlock Holmes in a drug den,
how is that going to look?

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- I'm undercover.
- No, you're not.

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Well, I'm not now!

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In, both of you, quickly.

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Please, can I come?
I think I got a broken arm.

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- No, go away.
- No, let him.

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- Why?
- Yeah, just get in. It's a sprain.

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Anyone else? I mean, we're taking
everybody home, are we?

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- All right, shezza?
- Shezza?

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I was undercover.

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Seriously, shezza, though?

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We're not going home,
we're going to barts.

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- I'm calling Molly.
- Why?

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Because Sherlock Holmes
needs to pee in a jar.

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Well, is he clean?

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Clean?

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How dare you throw away
the beautiful gifts you were born with?

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And how dare you betray
the love of your friends!

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Say you're sorry.

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Sorry your engagement's over.

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Though I'm fairly grateful
for the lack of a ring.

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Stop it.

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Just stop it.

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If you were anywhere
near this kind of thing again

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you could have called,
you could have talked to me.

222
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Oh, please, do relax.
This is all for a case.

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A ca... what kind of case
would need you doing this?

224
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I might as well ask you
why you've started cycling to work?

225
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No, we're not playing this game.

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Quite recently, I'd say,
you're very determined about it.

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- Not interested.
- I am. Ow!

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Oh, sorry, you moved,
but it is just a sprain.

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- Yeah, somebody hit me.
- Huh?

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Yeah, just some guy.

231
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Yeah, it was probably just an addict
in need of a fix.

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Yes, I think in a way it was.

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- Is it his shirt?
- I'm sorry?

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Well, it's the creases, innit?

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The two creases down the front?

236
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It's been recently folded
but it's not new.

237
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You must have dressed in a hurry
this morning.

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So all your shirts
might be kept like that.

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But why?

240
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Maybe 'cause you cycle
to work every morning,

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shower when you get there

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and then dress in the clothes
you brought with you.

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You keep your shirts folded,
ready to pack.

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- Not bad.
- And I further deduce...

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You've only started recently
because you've got a bit of chafing.

246
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No, he's always walked like that.
Remind me, what's your name again?

247
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- They call me the wig.
- No, they don't.

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- Well, they call me wiggy.
- Nope.

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Bill. Bill wiggins.

250
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Nice observational skills, Billy.

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(Phone chiming)

252
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Ah, finally!

253
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,760
- Finally what?
- Good news?

254
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,440
Oh, excellent news, the best.

255
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,280
There's every chance that my drug habit
might hit the newspapers.

256
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The game is on.

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Excuse me for a second.

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00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,440
Sh erlock: You've heard of
Charles Augustus magnussen, of course?

259
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,480
Yeah, owns some newspapers.

260
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,680
Ones I don't read.

261
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,000
Hang on. Weren't there other people?

262
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,160
Mary's taking the boys home,
I'm taking you. We did discuss it.

263
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,280
People were talking, none of them me,
I must have filtered.

264
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,880
- I noticed.
- Had to filter a load of witless babble,

265
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,920
I've had mrs Hudson
on semi-permanent mute.

266
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,160
(Sighs) What is my brother doing here?

267
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,000
So I'll just pay, then, shall I?

268
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,296
He's straightened the knocker.

269
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,160
He always corrects it. He's ocd.

270
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,560
Doesn't even know he's doing it.

271
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,720
- Why did you do that?
- Do what?

272
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,160
John: Nothing.

273
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,520
Well, then, Sherlock, back on the sauce?

274
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,840
What are you doing here?

275
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,200
- I phoned him.
- The siren call of old habits.

276
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,760
How very like uncle Rudy,

277
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,200
though in many ways, crossdressing
would've been a wiser path for you.

278
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,936
- You phoned him?
- Course I bloody phoned him.

279
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,600
Course he bloody did.
Now, save me a little time.

280
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,800
Where should we be looking?

281
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,280
- We?
- An derson: Mr Holmes?

282
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,880
For god's sake!

283
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,440
- Anderson?
- Sorry Sherlock, it's for your own good.

284
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,840
Oh, that's him, isn't it?

285
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,040
He's said to be taller.

286
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,480
Some members of your little fan club,
to be polite.

287
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,160
They're entirely trustworthy.

288
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,560
Even willing to search through
the toxic waste dump

289
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,120
that you were pleased to call a flat.

290
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,000
You're a celebrity these days, Sherlock.
You can't afford a drug habit.

291
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,480
I do not have a drug habit.

292
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,480
Hey, what happened to my chair?

293
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,016
It was blocking my view to the kitchen.

294
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,200
Well, it's good to be missed.

295
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,920
Yeah, you were gone,
I saw an opportunity.

296
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,320
No, you saw the kitchen.

297
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,336
What have you found so far?
Clearly nothing.

298
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,960
There's nothing to find.

299
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,960
Your bedroom door is shut,
you haven't been home all night.

300
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,120
So, why would a man who has never
knowingly closed the door

301
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,440
without the direct orders of his mother
bother to do so on this occasion?

302
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,080
Okay, stop! Just stop!

303
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,240
- Point made.
- Jesus, Sherlock.

304
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,640
I'll have to phone our parents,
of course, in Oklahoma.

305
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,960
Won't be the first time
that your substance abuse

306
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,680
has wreaked havoc
with their line dancing.

307
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,360
This is not what you think,
this is for a case.

308
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,320
What case could possiblyjustify this?

309
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,280
Magnussen.

310
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,880
Charles Augustus magnussen.

311
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,760
That name you think
you may have just heard,

312
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,000
you were mistaken.

313
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,600
If you ever mention hearing that name
in this room, in this context,

314
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,320
I guarantee you on behalf
of the British security services

315
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,280
that materials will be found
on your computer hard drives

316
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,720
resulting in your
immediate incarceration.

317
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,760
Don't reply, just look frightened
and scuttle.

318
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,160
I hope I won't have to
threaten you as well.

319
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,280
Well, I think we both find
that embarrassing.

320
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,800
- Magnussen is not your business.
- Oh, you mean he's yours?

321
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,680
You may consider him
under my protection.

322
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,200
I consider you under his thumb.

323
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,160
If you go against magnussen,

324
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,600
then you will find yourself
going against me.

325
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,400
Okay, I'll let you know if I notice.

326
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,760
Erm... what was I going to say?

327
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,400
Oh, yeah. Bye-bye.

328
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,840
Unwise, brother mine.

329
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,200
(Groaning)

330
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,120
-Brother mine... —(Cracking)

331
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,520
Don't appal me when I'm high.

332
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,600
Mycroft, don't say another word,
just go. He could snap you in two

333
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,240
and right now,
I'm slightly worried that he might.

334
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,560
Don't speak, just leave.

335
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
(Clears th roat)

336
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,280
Uh, magnussen?

337
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,120
- What time is it?
- About 8:00.

338
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,480
(Sighs) I'll be meeting him
in three hours. I need a bath.

339
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,280
- It's for a case, you said.
- Yep.

340
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,696
- What sort of case?
- Too big and dangerous

341
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,336
for any sane individual
to get involved in.

342
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,920
- You're trying to put me off?
- God, no.

343
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,080
I'm trying to recruit you.

344
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,760
And stay out of my bedroom.

345
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,640
Oh, John, hi.

346
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,520
- How are you?
- Janine?

347
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,080
Sorry, not dressed.

348
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,800
Has everybody gone? I heard shouting.

349
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,040
Yes, they're gone.

350
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,160
God, look at the time, I'll be late.

351
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,560
Sounded like an argument.

352
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,280
- Was it Mike?
- Mike?

353
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,480
Mike, yeah, his brother, Mike?
They're always fighting.

354
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,800
Mycroft?

355
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,360
- Do people actually call him that?
- Yeah.

356
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,520
Oh, could you be a love
and put some coffee on?

357
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,480
- Sure, right, yeah.
- Thanks.

358
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,240
Ooh, how is Mary?

359
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,720
How's married life?

360
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,560
She's fine, we're both fine. Yep.

361
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,360
Oh, it's over there now.

362
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,320
- Where's sherl?
- Sherl.

363
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,696
(Clears throat)
He's just having a bath.

364
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,160
I'm sure he'll be out in a minute.

365
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,720
Oh, well, like he ever is!

366
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,840
Yeah.

367
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,880
(Knocking on door) Morning!

368
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,200
(Both chatting and laughing)

369
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,040
- —(Janine laughing)
- Sherlock: Morning.

370
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,040
(Sherlock chuckling, Janine exclaiming)

371
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,920
So, she'sjust a guest but you've
probably got some questions.

372
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,560
Yeah, one or two, pretty much.

373
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,880
Naturally.

374
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,360
You have a girlfriend?

375
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,440
Yes, I have.

376
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,320
Now, magnussen.
Magnussen is like a shark.

377
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,816
That's the only way I can describe him.

378
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,136
Have you ever been to the shark tank
at the London aquarium, John?

379
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,640
Stood up close to the glass, those...

380
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,760
Floating, flat faces, those dead eyes?

381
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,720
That's what he is.

382
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,280
I've dealt with murderers, psychopaths,
terrorists, serial killers.

383
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:13,040
None of them can turn my stomach
like Charles Augustus magnussen.

384
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,120
Yes, you have.

385
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,680
- Sorry, what?
- You have a girlfriend?

386
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,880
What? Yes, I'm going out with Janine.
I thought that was fairly obvious.

387
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,480
Yes. Well, yes... (Clears throat)

388
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,160
But I mean, you...
You are in a relationship?

389
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,600
- Yes, I am.
- You and Janine?

390
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,440
Hmm. Yes, me and Janine.

391
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,040
Ca re to elaborate?

392
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,080
Well, we're in a good place, it's, um,

393
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,000
very affirming.

394
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,280
- You got that from a book.
- Everyone got that from a book.

395
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,800
Okay, you two bad boys,
behave yourselves.

396
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,160
You, sherl, you're going to have to
tell me where you were last night.

397
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,880
- Working.
- Working?

398
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,560
Of course. I'm the only one
who really knows what you're like.

399
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,720
- Remember?
- Don't you go letting on.

400
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,520
Janine: I mightjust, actually.

401
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,480
I haven't told Mary about this,
I kind of wanted to surprise her.

402
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,136
Yeah, I think you probably will.

403
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,880
But we should have you two
over for dinner

404
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,200
- really soon.
- Yeah.

405
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,800
My place, though, not the scuzz dump.

406
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,080
Great, yeah. Dinner! Yeah.

407
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,720
Oh, I'd better dash.

408
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,560
- It was brilliant to see you.
- You, too.

409
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,400
Have a lovely day. Call me later.

410
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,120
I might do. I might call you.

411
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,560
Unless I meet someone prettier.

412
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,720
Solve me a crime, Sherlock Holmes.

413
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,000
You know magnussen as a newspaper owner
but he is so much more than that.

414
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,600
He uses his power and wealth
to gain information.

415
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,000
The more he acquires,
the greater his wealth and power.

416
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,480
And I'm not exaggerating when I say

417
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,896
that he knows
the critical pressure point

418
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,920
on every person of note or influence

419
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,800
in the whole of the western world
and probably beyond.

420
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,400
He is the Napoleon of blackmail.

421
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,080
And he has created

422
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,040
an unassailable architecture
of forbidden knowledge.

423
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,480
Its name is appledore.

424
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,560
- Dinner.
- Sorry, what, dinner?

425
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,800
Me and Mary coming for dinner
with wine and...

426
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,600
Sitting.

427
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,800
Seriously? I've just told you
that the western world

428
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,560
is run from this house
and you want to talk about dinner?

429
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,720
Fine, talk about the house.

430
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,280
It is the greatest repository
of sensitive and dangerous information

431
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360
anywhere in the world.

432
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,640
The alexandrian library
of secrets and scandals.

433
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,520
And none of it is on a computer.

434
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,680
He's smart. Computers can be hacked.

435
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,400
It's all on hard copy in vaults
underneath that house.

436
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,720
And as long as it is,

437
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,200
the personal freedom of anyone
you've ever met is a fantasy.

438
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,480
(Knocking) Yoo—hoo.

439
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,480
Oh, that was the doorbell.
Couldn't you hear it?

440
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,856
It's in the fridge. It kept ringing.

441
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,960
- Oh, that's not a fault, Sherlock.
- Who is it?

442
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,840
Mr Holmes says you can go right up.

443
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,280
(Beeping)

444
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,320
(Sighs) Go ahead.

445
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,680
Sir?

446
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,520
Can I have a moment?

447
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,640
He's fine.

448
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,440
Look, I...
Right, I should probably tell you...

449
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,720
Okay, I... that...

450
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,480
- And...
- (Metal clanging)

451
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,080
Doesn't mean I'm not pleased to see you.

452
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,240
I can vouch for this man,
he is a doctor.

453
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,120
If you know who I am,
then you know who he is.

454
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,120
Don't you, mr magnussen?

455
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,480
I understood we were meeting
at your office.

456
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,360
This is my office.

457
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,560
Well, it is now.

458
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,320
Sherlock: Mr magnussen,
I have been asked to intercede with you

459
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,320
by lady Elizabeth smallwood

460
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,280
on the matter of her husband's letters.

461
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,160
Some time ago you put pressure on her
concerning those letters.

462
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,560
She would like those letters back.

463
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,560
Obviously the letters no longer have
any practical use to you

464
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,000
so with that in mind...

465
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,640
(Chuckling)

466
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,280
Something I said?

467
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,280
No, no. I was reading.

468
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,120
There's rather a lot.

469
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,720
Red bea rd.

470
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,720
Sorry. Sorry, you were
probably talking?

471
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,800
I... (Clears throat)

472
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,600
I was trying to explain that
I have been asked to act on behalf...

473
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,640
- Bathroom?
- Along from the kitchen, sir.

474
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,400
Magnussen: Okay.

475
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,080
I've been asked to negotiate
the return of those letters.

476
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,680
I'm aware you do not
make copies of sensitive documents...

477
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,840
Is it like the rest of the flat?

478
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,600
- Sir?
- The bathroom?

479
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,640
- Yes, sir.
- Maybe not, then.

480
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,880
Am I acceptable to you
as an intermediary?

481
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,240
Lady Elizabeth smallwood.

482
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,840
I like her.

483
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:36,240
Mr magnussen, am I acceptable to you
as an intermediary?

484
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,000
She's English with a spine.

485
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,840
Best thing about the English...

486
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,640
You're so domesticated.

487
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,120
Always standing around, apologising.

488
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,600
Keeping your little heads down.

489
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,960
(Unzipping trousers)

490
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,480
You can do what you like here,

491
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,960
no one's ever going to stop you.

492
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,200
(Urinating)

493
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,000
A nation of herbivores.

494
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,640
I've interests
all over the world but, uh,

495
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,240
everything starts in england.

496
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,080
If it works here...

497
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,120
(Zipping trousers)

498
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,960
I'd try it in a real country.

499
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,240
The United Kingdom, eh?

500
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,600
Petri dish to the western world.

501
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,040
Tell lady Elizabeth
I might need those for later, so...

502
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,080
I'm keeping them.

503
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,600
Goodbye.

504
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,760
Anyway... (Ch uckling)

505
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,480
They're funny.

506
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,080
Jesus!

507
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,000
Did you notice
the one extraordinary thing he did?

508
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,360
There was a moment
that kind of stuck in the mind, yeah.

509
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,440
Exactly. When he showed us the letters.

510
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,880
Okay.

511
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,336
So, he's brought the letters to London.

512
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,480
So no matter what he says,
he's ready to make a deal.

513
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,880
Now, magnussen only makes a deal

514
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,080
once he's established
a person's weaknesses,

515
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,680
the "pressure point", he calls it.

516
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,160
So, clearly he believes I'm
a drug addict and no serious threat.

517
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,080
And of course,
because he's in town tonight,

518
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,096
the letters will be in his safe,
in his London office,

519
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,056
while he's out to dinner with the
marketing group of Great Britain

520
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,136
- from 7:00 till 10:00.
- How do you know his schedule?

521
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,976
Because I do. Right, I'll see you
tonight. I've got some shopping to do.

522
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,280
- What's tonight?
- I'll text instructions.

523
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,160
I'll text you if I'm available.

524
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,400
Sherlock: You are, I checked!

525
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,616
- Don't bring a gun.
- Why would I bring a gun?

526
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,600
Or a knife or a tyre lever, probably
best not to do any arm-spraining

527
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,200
but we'll see how the night goes.

528
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,080
You'rejust assuming I'm coming along?

529
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,256
Time you got out of the house, John.

530
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,376
You've put on seven pounds
since you got married

531
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,800
and the cycling isn't doing it.

532
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,320
It's actually four pounds.

533
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,800
Mary and I think seven. See you later.

534
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,496
N ews rea d e r:
And breaking news now,

535
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,960
John garvie, mp, has been arrested today
on charges of corruption.

536
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,560
This follows an investigation into
information acquired...

537
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,520
Magnussen's office is on the top floor,
just below his private flat.

538
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,240
There are 14 layers of security
between us and him...

539
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,520
(Beeping)

540
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,016
Two of which aren't even
legal in this country.

541
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,536
Want to know how
we're going to break in?

542
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,000
- Is that what we're doing?
- Of course it's what we're doing.

543
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,440
Magnussen's private lift, goes straight
to his penthouse and office.

544
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,680
Only he uses it and only his key card
calls the lift.

545
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,120
Anyone else even tries,
security is automatically informed.

546
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,800
Standard key card for the building.

547
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,920
Nicked it yesterday.
Only gets us as far as the canteen.

548
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,920
Here we go, then.

549
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,760
If I was to use this card
on that lift now,

550
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,080
-what happens? —(Alarm beeping)

551
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,320
The alarms would go off
and you'd be dragged away by security.

552
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,400
Exactly.

553
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,200
You're taken to a small room somewhere,
your head kicked in.

554
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,280
- Do we really need so much colour?
- It passes the time.

555
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,840
But if I do this... if you press
a key card against your mobile phone

556
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,360
for long enough, it corrupts the
magnetic strip, the card stops working.

557
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,080
It's a common problem, never put
your key card with your phone.

558
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,880
What happens if I use the card now?

559
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,000
(Beeping)

560
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,440
It still doesn't work.

561
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,400
But it doesn't read as
the wrong card now.

562
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,400
It registers as corrupted.

563
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,080
But if it's corrupted, how do they
know it's not magnussen?

564
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,600
Would they risk dragging him off?
Probably not.

565
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,240
So what do they do?
What do they have to do?

566
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,840
Check if it's him or not.

567
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,080
There's a camera at eye height
to the right of the door.

568
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,440
(Beeping)

569
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,160
A live picture of the card user

570
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,200
is relayed directly to magnussen's
personal staff in his office,

571
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,160
the only people trusted
to make a positive ID.

572
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,520
At this hour, almost certainly his pa.

573
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,480
So, how does that help us?

574
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,680
Human error. I've been shopping.

575
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Here we go, then.

576
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,320
(Beep)

577
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,176
You realise you don't exactly
look like magnussen?

578
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,520
Which, in this case,
is a considerable advantage.

579
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,360
(Beeping)

580
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,640
Sherlock, you complete loon,
what are you doing?

581
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,720
- Hang on, is that...
- Hi, Janine.

582
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,600
Go on, let me in.

583
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,480
I can't, you know I can't.
Don't be silly.

584
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,040
Don't make me do it out here, not...

585
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,480
In front of everyone.

586
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,400
Do what in front of everyone?

587
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,680
(Sighs)

588
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,160
(Gasps)

589
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,080
(Beep)

590
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,096
You see? As long as there's people,
there's always a weak spot.

591
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,856
- That was Janine.
- Yes, of course it was Janine,

592
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,496
she's magnussen's pa,
that's the whole point.

593
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,600
Did you just get engaged
to break into an office?

594
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,160
Yeah. Stroke of luck

595
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,456
meeting her at your wedding.
You can take some of the credit.

596
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,680
Je... Jesus, Sherlock, she loves you.

597
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,760
Yes. Like I said, human error.

598
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,120
What are you going to do?

599
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,280
Well, not actually marry her, obviously.

600
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,880
There's only so far you can go.

601
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,800
So what will you tell her?

602
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,616
Well, I'll tell her that our entire
relationship was a ruse

603
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,856
to break into her boss's office.

604
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,400
I imagine she'll want to stop seeing me
at that point

605
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,720
but you're the expert on women.

606
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,080
So, where did she go?

607
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,080
That's a bit rude.
I just proposed to her.

608
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,880
Sherlock.

609
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720
Did she faint?

610
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,480
Do they really do that?

611
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,120
It's a blow to the head.
She's breathing.

612
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,360
-Janine. —(Murmurs)

613
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,240
Another in here.

614
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,520
Security.

615
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,440
John: Does he need help?

616
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,960
Ex-con, white supremacist
by the tattoos, so who ca res?

617
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,720
Stick with Janine.

618
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,800
Janine, focus on my voice now.
Can you hear me?

619
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,720
(Whispers) Hey!
They must still be here.

620
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,216
(Whispering) So is magnussen,
his seat's still warm,

621
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,360
he should be at dinner
but he's still in the building.

622
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,400
- Upstairs.
- We should call the police.

623
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,600
During our own burglary? You're really
not a natural at this, are you?

624
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,040
(Sighs)

625
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,160
-No, wait, shh... —(Beeps)

626
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,560
(In hales)

627
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,160
Perfume. Notjanine's.

628
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,800
Claire-de-la-lune. Why do I know it?

629
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,800
Ma ry wea rs it.

630
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,280
No, not Mary, somebody else.

631
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,720
John: Sherlock!

632
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,560
Magnussen: Coming here?
What... what would your husband think?

633
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,240
He... your lovely husband.
He's honourable.

634
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,200
- What would he say to you now?
- —(Cocking gun)

635
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,720
(Stammering)

636
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,320
Magnussen: You're doing this to protect
him from the truth?

637
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,000
What is this obsession here
with honesty?

638
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,016
Additionally,
if you're going to commit murder,

639
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,320
you might consider
changing your perfume,

640
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,960
lady smallwood.

641
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,600
(Gasps)

642
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,880
Sorry, who?

643
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,840
That's not lady smallwood, mr Holmes.

644
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,520
- Isjohn with you?
- He's, um...

645
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,920
Isjohn here?

646
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,200
He's downstairs.

647
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,520
So, what do you do now?

648
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,440
Kill us both?

649
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,280
Mary, whatever he's got on you,

650
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,080
let me help.

651
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,880
Oh, Sherlock, if you take one more step,
I swear I will kill you.

652
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,760
No, mrs Watson,

653
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,760
you won't.

654
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,000
(Gun firing)

655
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,040
I'm sorry, Sherlock.

656
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,680
Trulylam.

657
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,240
Mary.

658
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,080
(Alarm blaring)

659
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,360
It's not like it is in the movies.

660
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,240
There's not a great big spurt of blood
and you go flying backwards.

661
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,640
The impact isn't spread
over a wide area,

662
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,720
it's tightly focused so there's little
or no energy transfer.

663
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,360
You stay still and the
bullet pushes through.

664
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,600
You're almost certainly going to die,
so we need to focus.

665
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,560
(Gasps)

666
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,560
I said focus!

667
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,096
It's all well and clever
having a mind palace

668
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,560
but you've only three seconds
of consciousness left to use it.

669
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,400
So come on, what's going to kill you?

670
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,160
- Blood loss.
- Exactly.

671
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,360
So, it's all about one thing now,

672
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,360
forwards or backwards.

673
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,760
You need to decide which way
you're going to fall.

674
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,040
- One hole or two?
- Sorry?

675
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,080
Is the bullet still inside you
or is there an exit wound?

676
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,400
It will depend on the gun.

677
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,920
That one, I think.

678
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,880
Or that one.

679
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,600
Oh, for god's sake, Sherlock,

680
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,200
it doesn't matter about the gun,
don't be stupid.

681
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,120
You always were so stupid.

682
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,160
Such a disappointment.

683
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,920
I'm not stupid.

684
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,200
You're a very stupid little boy.

685
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,800
Mummy and daddy are very cross,

686
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,920
because it doesn't matter
about the gun.

687
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,280
Why not?

688
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,320
You saw the whole room
when you entered it.

689
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,000
What was directly behind you
when you were murdered?

690
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,800
Not been murdered yet.

691
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,360
Balance of probability, little brother.

692
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,120
If the bullet had passed through you,
what would you have heard?

693
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,320
The mirror shattering.

694
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,440
You didn't, therefore...

695
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,280
The bullet's still inside me.

696
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,816
Anderson: So we need
to take him down backwards.

697
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,680
I agree.
Sherlock, you need to fall on your back.

698
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,080
Anderson: Right now the bullet
is the cork in a bottle.

699
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,440
The bullet itself is blocking
most of the blood flow.

700
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,680
But any pressure or impact on
the entrance wound could dislodge it.

701
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,400
Plus, on your back,
gravity is working for us.

702
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,240
Fall now.

703
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,560
What is that? What's happening?

704
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,136
You're going into shock. It's the next
thing that's going to kill you.

705
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,720
- What do I do?
- Don't go into shock, obviously.

706
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,680
Must be something in this
ridiculous memory palace

707
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,160
of yours that can calm you down.
(Echoing)

708
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,400
Find it.

709
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,880
The east wind is coming, Sherlock.

710
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,000
It's coming to get you. (Echoing)

711
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,760
Pain containment.

712
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,080
Hello, redbeard.
Here, boy. Come on, come to me.

713
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,200
It's okay, it's all right.

714
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,440
Come on, it's me. It's me, come on.

715
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,680
Come on.

716
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,400
Good boy, clever boy.

717
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,320
Hello, redbeard.
They're putting me down, too, now.

718
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,240
It's no fun, is it? Redbeard.

719
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,760
(Dog barking)

720
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,760
Molly: Without the shock,
you're going to feel the pain.

721
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,400
There's a hole ripped through you.
Massive internal bleeding.

722
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,280
You have to control the pain.

723
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,720
(Screams) Control, control, control.

724
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,000
You.

725
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,160
You never felt pain, did you?

726
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,400
Why did you never feel pain?

727
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,960
You always feel it, Sherlock.

728
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,720
But you don't have to fear it!

729
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,320
(Groaning)

730
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,200
Pain.

731
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920
Heartbreak.

732
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,920
Loss.

733
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,920
Death.

734
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,200
It's all good.

735
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,640
It's all good.

736
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,920
Sherlock? Sherlock, can you hear me?

737
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,600
- What happened?
- He got shot.

738
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,680
Jesus.

739
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,160
Sherlock! Oh my...

740
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,080
Who shot him?

741
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,441
Woman: (On phone)
Emergency, which service do you require?

742
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,840
♪ It's raining, it's pouring

743
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,080
♪ it's raining, it's pouring

744
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,560
♪ it's raining, I'm crying

745
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,440
♪ Sherlock is dying ♪

746
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,360
We're losing you. Sherlock!

747
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,480
Come on, Sherlock.

748
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,200
Just die, why can't you?

749
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,120
One little push

750
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,400
and off you pop.

751
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,040
(Flatline tone droning)

752
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,080
You're going to love being dead,
Sherlock. No one ever bothers you.

753
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,240
Mrs Hudson will cry.

754
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,400
And mummy and daddy will cry.

755
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,240
And the women will cry and John will cry
buckets and buckets.

756
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,120
It's him that I worry about the most.
That wife...

757
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,360
You're letting him down, Sherlock.

758
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,400
John Watson is definitely in danger.

759
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,800
(Groans)

760
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,600
(Beeping)

761
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,400
(Screams)

762
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,120
Oh, you're not getting better, are you?

763
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,440
Was it something I said, huh?

764
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,520
Sherlock!

765
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
(Beeps)

766
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,920
(Groans)

767
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,680
(Beep)

768
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,800
(Beeps)

769
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,080
(H eartbeat monitor beeping)

770
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,120
- Ma ry.
- Hey.

771
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,200
He's only bloody woken up.

772
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,960
- He's pulled through.
- Really?

773
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,440
- Yeah, you...
- Seriously?

774
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,440
Mrs Watson. You're in big trouble.

775
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,680
Really, why?

776
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,000
His first word when he woke up?

777
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,680
Mary.

778
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,160
(Both giggle)

779
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,240
(Sighs)

780
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,640
Mary: You don't tell him.

781
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,600
Sherlock!

782
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,720
You don't telljohn.

783
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,120
Magnussen: Bad girl.

784
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,640
Bad, bad girl.

785
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,920
Look at me.

786
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,040
And tell me you're
not going to tell him.

787
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,960
I'm buying a cottage.

788
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,080
I made a lot of money
out of you, mister.

789
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,240
Nothing hits the spot
like revenge with profits.

790
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,880
You didn't give these stories
to magnussen, did you?

791
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,240
God no. One of his rivals,

792
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,040
- he was spittin'.
- Hmm.

793
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,320
Sherlock Holmes, you are a backstabbing,
heartless, manipulative bastard.

794
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,320
You, as it turns out,
are a grasping, opportunistic,

795
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,920
publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.

796
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,680
- So we're good, then?
- Yeah, of course.

797
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Where's the cottage?

798
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,040
Sussex downs.

799
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,080
- Oh, nice.
- It's gorgeous.

800
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,240
There's beehives
but I'm getting rid of those.

801
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,600
(Gasping)

802
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,240
Oh, it hurts, does it?

803
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,840
Might want to restart your morphine.

804
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,360
I might have fiddled with the taps.

805
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,136
How much more revenge
are you going to need?

806
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,600
Just the occasional top-up.

807
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,320
Dream come true for you, this place.

808
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,320
They actually attach the drugs to you.

809
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Not good for working.

810
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,960
You won't be working
for a while, sherl.

811
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,240
You lied to me.

812
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,360
You lied and lied.

813
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,640
I exploited the fact of our connection.

814
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,680
- When?
- Hmm?

815
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,680
Just once would have been nice.

816
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,680
I was waiting till we got married.

817
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,400
That was never going to happen.

818
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,240
Got to go.

819
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,360
I'm not supposed to keep you talking.

820
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,440
And also,

821
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,480
I have an interview with the one show
and I haven't made it up yet.

822
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,720
Just one thing.

823
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,960
You shouldn't have lied to me.

824
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,280
I know what kind of man you are.

825
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,920
We could have been friends.

826
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,480
I'll give your love tojohn and Mary.

827
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,040
(Door closing)

828
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,680
(Huffing)

829
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,000
Mary: You don't tell him.

830
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,640
You don't telljohn.

831
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,080
You're Mary Watson.

832
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,320
Who are you?

833
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,720
(Whispers) Mary Watson.

834
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,536
John: I don't know how much sense
you'll get out of him.

835
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,880
He's drugged up,
so he's pretty much babbling.

836
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,920
Oh, they won't let
you use that in here, you know.

837
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,120
No, I'm not going to use the phone,
I just want to take a video.

838
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,400
Hmm.

839
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,560
Oh, Jesus.

840
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,640
So where would he go?

841
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,760
Well, Christ knows.

842
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,880
Try finding Sherlock in London.

843
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,080
Lestrade: He's got
three known bolt-holes.

844
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,360
Parliament hill, Camden lock
and dagmar court.

845
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,720
Five known bolt-holes.

846
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,560
There's the blind greenhouse
in kew gardens

847
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,680
and the leaning tomb
in hampstead cemetery.

848
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,720
Just a spare bedroom.

849
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,520
Well, my bedroom.

850
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,560
We agreed he needs the space.

851
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,800
Behind the clock face of big Ben.

852
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,800
I think he was probablyjoking.

853
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,320
No, I don't think so.

854
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,240
Leinster gardens, that's his
number one bolt-hole.

855
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,760
It's top, top secret.

856
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,776
He only knows about it
because he stalked him one night.

857
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,280
- Followed.
- Followed, yeah.

858
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,080
He knew who shot him.

859
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,440
The bullet wound was here,
so he was facing whoever it was.

860
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,520
So why not tell us?

861
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,176
Because he's tracking
them down himself...

862
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200
Or protecting them.

863
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,400
Protecting the shooter, why?

864
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,000
Well, protecting someone, then.
But why would he care?

865
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,720
He's Sherlock, who would
he bother protecting?

866
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,960
Call me if you hear anything,
don't hold out on me, John.

867
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,880
- Call me, okay?
- Yea h. Yea h, rig ht.

868
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,800
Okay, goodnight, then.

869
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,880
Bye, then.

870
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,440
John, need a cuppa?

871
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,360
Mrs Hudson, why does Sherlock think
that I'll be moving back in here?

872
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,040
Oh, yes, he's put your
chair back again, hasn't he?

873
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,200
That's nice. Looks much better.

874
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,240
John, what's wrong? Tell me.

875
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,560
John. —(Mobile vibrating)

876
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,520
That's your phone, isn't it?

877
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,240
It's Sherlock, John. It's Sherlock.

878
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,520
John, you have to answer it!

879
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,320
(Mobile vibrating)

880
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,280
- Spare any change, love?
- No.

881
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,360
Oh, come on, love,
don't be like all the rest.

882
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,920
Rule one of looking for Sherlock Holmes,
he finds you.

883
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,120
You're working for Sherlock now.

884
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,920
Keeps me off the streets, innit?

885
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,920
Well, no.

886
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,840
(Mobile ringing)

887
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,080
Where are you?

888
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,240
Sherlock: Can 'tyou see me?

889
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,760
What am I looking for?

890
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,960
The lie, the lie of leinster gardens
hidden in plain sight.

891
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,840
Hardly anyone notices, people live
here for years and never see it

892
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,200
but if you are what I think you are,
it'll take you less than a minute.

893
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,080
The houses, Mary. Look at the houses.

894
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,800
How did you know I'd come here?

895
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,800
Well, I knew you 'd talk to the people
no one else would bother with.

896
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,880
(Scoffs) I thought I was being clever.

897
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,640
You're always clever, Mary,
I was relying on that.

898
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,360
I planted the information
for you to find.

899
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,960
Ohhh!

900
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,160
30 seconds.

901
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,600
What am I looking at?

902
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,120
No door knobs, no letterbox,
painted windows.

903
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,720
23 and 24 leinster gardens.
The empty houses.

904
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,760
They were demolished years ago
to make way for the London underground.

905
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,560
I/ents for the old steam trains.

906
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,880
Only the very front section of the house
remains, it's just a facade.

907
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,000
Remind you of anyone, Mary?

908
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,600
A facade.

909
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,240
Sorry, I never could resist
a touch of drama.

910
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,760
Do come in. It's a little cramped.

911
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,280
Mary: Do you own this place?

912
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:00,000
Sherlock: Mmm. I won it in a card game
with the Clarence house cannibal.

913
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,680
Nearly cost me my kidneys
but fortunately, I had a straight flush.

914
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,840
Quite a gambler, that woman.

915
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,520
What do you want, Sherlock?

916
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,640
Mary morstan was stillborn
in October, 7972.

917
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,160
Her gravestone is in chiswick cemetery,
where five years ago,

918
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:27,600
you acquired her name and date of birth
and thereafter, her identity.

919
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,600
That's why you don't have friends
from before that date.

920
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,920
Need to work on your half
of the church, Mary.

921
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,160
Looking a bit thin.

922
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,880
Oh, orphan's lot.
Friends, that's all I have.

923
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,440
It's an old enough technique,
known to the kinds of people

924
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,840
who could recognise
a skip code on sight.

925
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,240
At first I thought it was just a Bible
thing, you know, spam, but it's not.

926
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,960
It's a skip code.

927
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,920
And extraordinaril y retentive memories.

928
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,480
How can you not remember which room?
You remember everything.

929
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,560
- I have to delete something!
- —207.

930
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,120
You were very slow.

931
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,120
How good a shot are you?

932
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,680
How badly do you want to find out?

933
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,240
If I die here, my body
will be found in a building

934
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,680
with your face
projected on the front of it,

935
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,800
even Scotland yard could
get somewhere with that.

936
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,240
I want to know how good you are.

937
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:19,080
Go on, show me.

938
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,760
The doctor's wife must be
a little bit bored by now.

939
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,880
(Gun clicking)

940
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,840
May I see?

941
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,720
(Scoffs) A d u m my?

942
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:46,120
Well, I suppose that was
a fairly obvious trick.

943
00:50:54,640 --> 00:51:00,680
And yet, over a distance of six feet
you failed to make a kill shot.

944
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,600
Enough to hospitalise me,
not enough to kill me.

945
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,200
That wasn't a miss.

946
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,080
That was surgery.

947
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,080
- I'll take the case.
- What case?

948
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,240
Yours.

949
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,640
Why didn't you come to me
in the first place?

950
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,160
Becausejohn can't ever know
that I lied to him.

951
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,040
It would break him
and I would lose him forever

952
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,520
and Sherlock, I will never
let that happen.

953
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,120
Please.

954
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,040
Understand.

955
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:41,160
There is nothing in this world
I would not do to stop that happening.

956
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,000
Sorry.

957
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,760
Not that obvious a trick.

958
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,040
(Gasping)

959
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,520
Now, talk

960
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,280
and sort it out and do it quickly.

961
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,960
(Har/(I the herald angels sing
playing on stereo)

962
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,640
Mycrofi': Oh, dear god. It's only 2:00.

963
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,320
It's been Christmas day
for at least a week now.

964
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,640
How can it only be 2:00? I am in agony.

965
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,720
Mrs Holmes: Mikey, is this your laptop?

966
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,480
Upon which depends
the security of the free world, yes.

967
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,000
And you've got potatoes on it.

968
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,640
Well, you shouldn't leave it
lying around, if it's so important.

969
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,840
Why are we doing this? We never do this.

970
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,600
We are here because Sherlock is home
from hospital

971
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,800
and we are all very happy.

972
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,520
Am I happy, too? I haven't checked.

973
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,960
Behave, Mike.

974
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,360
Mycroft is the name you gave me,

975
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,376
if you could possibly struggle
all the way to the end.

976
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,560
Mrs Holmes.

977
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,920
Oh, thank you, dear.

978
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,760
Not absolutely sure why you're here.

979
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,120
Iinvited him.

980
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,200
I'm his protégé, mrs Holmes.

981
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,000
When he dies,
I get all his stuff and hisjob.

982
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,520
- Nope.
- Oh. Well, I'll help out a bit.

983
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,640
Closer.

984
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,400
If he does get murdered or something.

985
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,520
Probably stop talking now.

986
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,600
Okay.

987
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,360
Lovely when you bring
your friends round.

988
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,640
Stop it, you.

989
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,880
Somebody has put a bullet in my boy

990
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,560
and if I ever find out who,
I shall turn absolutely monstrous.

991
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,440
Ah, this was for Mary.
I'll be back in a minute.

992
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,680
Ah, Mary.

993
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,960
There you are. Cup of tea.

994
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,936
Now, if father starts making
little humming noises,

995
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,720
just give him a little poke,
that usually does it.

996
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,120
- —(Both laughing)
- Did you write this?

997
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,120
Oh, that silly old thing.
You mustn't read that.

998
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,400
Mathematics does seem
terribly fatuous now.

999
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,320
Now, no humming, you!

1000
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:55,600
Complete flake, my wife,
but happens to be a genius.

1001
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,840
She was a mathematician?

1002
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,560
Gave it all up for children.

1003
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,520
I could never bear to argue with her.

1004
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,960
I'm something of a moron myself.

1005
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,440
But she's...

1006
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:08,960
Unbelievably hot.

1007
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,880
(Laughing) Oh, my god.

1008
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,200
You're the sane one, aren't you?

1009
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,880
Aren't you?

1010
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,000
(Door opening)

1011
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,600
Oh, sorry. I just...

1012
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,640
Oh. Do you two need a moment?

1013
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:27,840
If you don't mind.

1014
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:33,720
No, of course not. I'll go see if I can
help with something or another.

1015
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,080
Those two.

1016
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,480
They all right?

1017
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,560
Well, you know,
they've had their ups and downs.

1018
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,560
Baker Street. Now.

1019
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
John.

1020
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,880
Mary.

1021
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,920
Oh, Sherlock.
Oh, good gracious, you look terrible.

1022
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,256
Get me some morphine from your kitchen,
I've run out.

1023
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,480
I don't have any morphine.

1024
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,600
Then what exactly is the point of you?

1025
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,480
What is going on?

1026
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,600
Bloody good question.

1027
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,376
The watsons are about to have
a domestic and fairly quickly, I hope,

1028
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,760
because we've got work to do.

1029
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,000
No, I have a better question.

1030
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:33,280
Is everyone I have ever met
a psychopath?

1031
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,760
Yes.

1032
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,536
Sherlock: Good that we've settled that.

1033
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,160
- Now...
- Shut up!

1034
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,880
And stay shut up.
Because this is not funny.

1035
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,560
Not this time.

1036
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,400
- I didn't say it was funny.
- You...

1037
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,240
What have I ever done?

1038
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,840
My whole life, to deserve you?

1039
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:55,560
Everything.

1040
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,080
Sherlock, I told you,

1041
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,720
shut up.

1042
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,280
No, I mean it, seriously. Everything.

1043
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,280
Everything you've ever done
is what you did.

1044
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,040
Sherlock, one more word
and you will not need morphine.

1045
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,960
You were a doctor who went to war.

1046
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,920
You're a man who couldn't stay
in the suburbs for more than a month

1047
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,320
without storming a crack den
and beating up a junkie.

1048
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,040
Your best friend is a sociopath

1049
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,000
who solves crimes
as an alternative to getting high.

1050
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,440
That's me, by the way. Hello.

1051
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,400
Even the landlady used to run
a drug cartel.

1052
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,320
It was my husband's cartel.
I was just typing.

1053
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,160
And exotic dancing.

1054
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,480
Sherlock Holmes,
if you've been youtubing...

1055
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,560
John, you are addicted
to a certain lifestyle.

1056
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,600
You're abnormally attracted to
dangerous situations and people,

1057
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,680
so is it truly such a surprise
that the woman you fall in love with

1058
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,040
conforms to that pattern?

1059
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,840
But she wasn't supposed to be like that.

1060
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,040
Why is she like that?

1061
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,920
Because you chose her.

1062
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,840
Why is everything always...

1063
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,880
- My fault!
- Ooh, the neighbours.

1064
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,960
John, listen. Be calm and answer me.

1065
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,840
What is she?

1066
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,600
- My lying wife?
- No, what is she?

1067
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,840
And the woman who's carrying my child

1068
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,560
who has lied to me
since the dayl met her?

1069
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,520
Sherlock: No, not in this flat,
not in this room.

1070
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,480
Right here, right now, what is she?

1071
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,760
Okay.

1072
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,680
Your way.

1073
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:36,880
Always your way.

1074
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,120
(Clears th roat)

1075
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,960
(Sniffs)

1076
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,120
Sit.

1077
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,480
Why?

1078
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,640
Because that's where they sit.

1079
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,200
The people who come in here
with their stories.

1080
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,720
The clients.
That's all you are now, Mary.

1081
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,800
You're a client.

1082
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,280
This is where you sit and talk
and this is where we sit and listen.

1083
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,480
Then we decide if we want you or not.

1084
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,080
(Clears th roat)

1085
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,040
So you're okay?

1086
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,840
Oh! Are we doing conversation today?

1087
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,360
It really is Christmas.

1088
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,200
(Scoffs) Now?

1089
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,920
Seriously? Months of silence
and we're going to do this now?

1090
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,600
A-g-r-a. What's that?

1091
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,560
Mary: Uh...

1092
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,400
My initials.

1093
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,920
Everything about who I was is on there.

1094
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,760
If you love me,
don't read it in front of me.

1095
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,440
Why?

1096
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,960
Because you won't love me
when you've finished.

1097
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,760
And I don't want to see that happen.

1098
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,240
(John sighs)

1099
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,000
How much do you know already?

1100
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,440
By your skill set, you are or were
an intelligence agent.

1101
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,640
Your accent is currently English
but I suspect you are not.

1102
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,480
You're on the run from something.

1103
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,040
You've used your skills to disappear.

1104
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,576
Magnussen knows your secret,
which is why you were going to kill him

1105
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,880
and I assume you befriended Janine
in order to get close to him.

1106
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,280
Oh, you can talk.

1107
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,800
Oh, look at you two.
You should have got married.

1108
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,816
The stuff magnussen has on me,

1109
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,600
I would go to prison
for the rest of my life.

1110
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,016
So you were just going to kill him?

1111
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,936
People like magnussen should be killed.
That's why there are people like me.

1112
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,280
Perfect!

1113
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,240
So that's what you were?
An assassin? How could I not see that?

1114
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,640
You did see that.

1115
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,480
And you married me.

1116
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,120
Because he's right.

1117
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,200
It's what you like.

1118
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,720
So, Mary...

1119
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:29,160
Any documents that magnussen has
concerning yourself, you want...

1120
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,520
Extracted and returned.

1121
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,840
Why would you help me?

1122
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,840
Because you saved my life.

1123
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,320
Sorry, sorry, what?

1124
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,400
When I happened on you and magnussen,

1125
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,680
you had a problem.

1126
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,520
More specifically, you had a witness.

1127
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,120
Magnussen: What do you do now?

1128
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,920
Kill the both of us?

1129
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,816
S h erlock: This solution,
of course, was simple.

1130
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,720
I(ill us both and leave.

1131
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,440
However,
sentiment got the better of you.

1132
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,520
Sh erlock: One precisely calculated shot
to incapacitate me

1133
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,680
in the hope that it would bide you
more time to negotiate my silence.

1134
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,200
Of course, you couldn't shoot magnussen.

1135
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,360
On the night that both of us
broke into the building

1136
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,080
your own husband
would become a suspect so...

1137
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,360
Sherlock: You calculated

1138
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:44,000
that magnussen would use the fact
of your involvement

1139
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:48,440
rather than sharing the information
with the police, as is his mo.

1140
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,080
And then you left the way you came.

1141
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,720
- Have I missed anything?
- How did she save your life?

1142
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,880
- She phoned the ambulance.
- I phoned the ambulance.

1143
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,280
She phoned first.

1144
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,880
(Mobile beeping)

1145
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,616
Woman: Emergency, which service
do you require?

1146
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,016
You didn't find me
for another five minutes.

1147
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,360
Left to you, I would have died.

1148
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,480
The average arrival time
for a London ambulance is...

1149
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:17,640
Medic: Did somebody call an ambulance?
Sherlock: Eight minutes.

1150
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,640
Did you bring any morphine?
I asked on the phone.

1151
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,000
- We were told there was a shooting.
- There was, last week.

1152
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,776
But I believe I'm bleeding internally.
My pulse is very erratic.

1153
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,120
You may need to restart my heart.

1154
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,720
- Whoa.
- John... John.

1155
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,400
John, magnussen is all that matters now.

1156
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,720
You can trust Mary.

1157
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,480
- She saved my life.
- She shot you.

1158
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,080
Uh, mixed messages,
I Grant you. That is a...

1159
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,960
- —(Groaning)
- Sherlock... Sherlock. Take him.

1160
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,920
- Got him?
- Medic: Yeah.

1161
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,840
(Sherlock groaning)

1162
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,760
So, have you read it?

1163
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,200
- Would you come here a moment?
- No. Tell me, have you?

1164
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,400
Just come here.

1165
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:16,640
No, I'm fine.

1166
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:26,280
I've thought long and hard about
what I want to say to you.

1167
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,280
These are prepared words, Mary.

1168
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,840
- I've chosen these words with care.
- Okay...

1169
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,080
(Clears th roat)

1170
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,320
The problems of your past

1171
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,520
are your business.

1172
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,480
The problems of your future

1173
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,080
are my privilege.

1174
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,520
That's all I have to say,
that's alll need to know.

1175
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,720
(Clearing throat) No, I didn't read it.

1176
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,480
You don't even know my name.

1177
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:09,120
- Is Mary Watson good enough for you?
- Yes.

1178
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,736
- Oh, my god, yes.
- Then it's good enough for me, too.

1179
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,120
(Tearfully) Oh...

1180
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,520
All this does not mean that I'm not
still basically pissed off with you.

1181
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,800
I know, I know.

1182
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,920
(Whispering) I am very pissed off
and it will come out now and then.

1183
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,400
I know, I know, I know.

1184
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,736
You can mow the sodding lawn
from now on.

1185
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,440
- I do mow the lawn.
- I do it loads.

1186
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,720
You really don't.

1187
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,456
- I choose the baby's name.
- Not a chance.

1188
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,000
John: Okay.

1189
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,696
I'm glad you've given up
on the magnussen business.

1190
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,200
Are you?

1191
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,880
I'm still curious, though.

1192
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,120
It's hardly your usual kind of puzzle.
Why do you hate him?

1193
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,920
Because he attacks
people who are different

1194
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,840
and preys on their secrets.
Why don't you?

1195
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,680
He never causes too much damage
to anyone important.

1196
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,440
He's far too intelligent for that.

1197
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,360
He's a businessman, that's all.

1198
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,720
And occasionally useful to us.

1199
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,080
A necessary evil.
Not a dragon for you to slay.

1200
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,320
A dragon-slayer.

1201
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,880
- Is that what you think of me?
- No.

1202
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,760
It's what you think of yourself.

1203
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,280
Are you two smoking?

1204
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,880
- No!
- It was mycroft.

1205
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,360
I have, by the way,

1206
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,400
a job offer
I should like you to decline.

1207
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,640
- I decline your kind offer.
- I shall pass on your regrets.

1208
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,520
-What was it? —mi6.

1209
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,160
They want to place you back
into Eastern Europe.

1210
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,840
An undercover assignment
that will prove fatal to you

1211
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:37,080
in, I think, about six months.

1212
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,360
Then why don't you want me to take it?

1213
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,360
It's tempting but on balance, you have
more utility closer to home.

1214
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,000
(Scoffing) Utility.
How do I have utility?

1215
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:50,080
Here be dragons.

1216
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,280
(Coughs) This isn't agreeing with me.

1217
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,800
I'm going in.

1218
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,160
You need low tar.

1219
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,800
You still smoke like a beginner.

1220
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:02,720
Also...

1221
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:07,200
- Your loss would break my heart.
- —(Coughing)

1222
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,640
What the hell
am I supposed to say to that?

1223
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,400
- Merry Christmas?
- You hate Christmas.

1224
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,560
Yes.

1225
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,136
Perhaps there was something
in the punch.

1226
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,800
Clearly. Go and have some more.

1227
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,600
Mary: So you realise
that Sherlock got us

1228
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,376
out here to see
his mum and dad for a reason?

1229
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,600
His lovely mum and dad.
Fine example of married life,

1230
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,080
I get that.

1231
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,080
That is the thing with Sherlock.
It's always the unexpected.

1232
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,520
Oi...

1233
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,320
Mary? Jesus Christ, Mary?

1234
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,480
Sit down. Mary, can you hear me?

1235
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,800
Don't drink Mary's tea.

1236
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,760
Sherlock: Oh, or the punch.

1237
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,240
John: Sherlock?

1238
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,000
Did you just drug my pregnant wife?

1239
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,280
Don't worry.
Wiggins is an excellent chemist.

1240
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,520
I calculated your wife's dose meself.

1241
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,720
Won't affect the little one.
I'll keep an eye on her.

1242
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,120
He'll monitor their recovery.
It's more or less his dayjob.

1243
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,080
What the hell have you done?

1244
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,800
Deal with the devil.

1245
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,840
Magnussen: Shouldn't you be in hospital?

1246
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:28,480
I am in hospital. This is the canteen.

1247
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,560
- —Is it?
- In my opinion, yes.

1248
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,960
Have a seat.

1249
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,400
Thank you.

1250
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,320
I've been thinking about you.

1251
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,080
I've been thinking about you.

1252
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,680
Rea lly?

1253
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,480
I want to see appledore.

1254
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,240
Where you keep all the secrets,

1255
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,720
all the files,
everything you've got on everyone.

1256
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,240
I want you to invite me.

1257
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,800
What makes you think
I'd be so careless?

1258
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:05,840
Oh, I think you're a lot more careless
than you let on.

1259
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:09,640
Am I?

1260
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,960
It's the dead-eye stare
that gives it away.

1261
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,920
Except it's not dead-eyed, is it?

1262
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,120
You're reading.

1263
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,520
Portable appledore.

1264
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:35,960
How does it work?

1265
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,240
Built-in flash drive?

1266
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,720
4g wireless?

1267
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,360
They're just ordinary spectacles.

1268
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:02,120
Yes, they are.

1269
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,120
You underestimate me, mr Holmes.

1270
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,760
Impress me, then.

1271
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,480
Show me appledore.

1272
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,520
Everything's available for a price.

1273
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,080
- You making me an offer?
- A Christmas present.

1274
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,440
Then what are you giving me
for Christmas, mr Holmes?

1275
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,160
My brother.

1276
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,000
Jesus.

1277
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,680
Sherlock, please tell me
you haven'tjust gone out of your mind.

1278
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,400
I'd rather keep you guessing.

1279
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,320
- —(Helicopter hovering)
- Ah! There's our lift.

1280
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,120
- Coming?
- Where?

1281
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,656
- Wa nt your wife to be safe?
- Yeah, of course I do.

1282
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,456
Good, because this is going to be
incredibly dangerous.

1283
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,296
One false move and we'll have
betrayed the security

1284
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,536
of the United Kingdom and be imprisoned
for high treason.

1285
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,296
Magnussen is quite simply the most
dangerous man we've ever encountered

1286
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,720
and the odds are comprehensively
stacked against us.

1287
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,040
But it's Christmas.

1288
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,360
I feel the same.
Oh, you mean it's actually Christmas.

1289
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:28,696
Did you bring your gun as I suggested?

1290
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:29,800
Why would I bring my gun

1291
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,336
to your parents' house
for Christmas dinner?

1292
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,640
- Is it in your coat?
- Yes.

1293
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,216
- Off we go, then.
- Where are we going?

1294
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,320
Appledore.

1295
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,560
(Elevator beeps)

1296
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,840
I would offer you a drink
but it's very rare and expensive.

1297
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,560
(Sighs)

1298
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,720
Oh. It was you.

1299
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,560
Magnussen: Yes, of course.

1300
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,720
Very hard to find
a pressure point on you, mr Holmes.

1301
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,200
Sherlock: Hmm.

1302
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:51,240
The drugs thing I never believed
for a moment.

1303
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:55,080
Anyway, you wouldn't care
if it was exposed, would you?

1304
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,920
But look how you care aboutjohn Watson.

1305
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,040
Your damsel in distress.

1306
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,960
John: You...

1307
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:09,360
Put me in a fire for leverage?

1308
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,160
Oh, I'd never let you burn, dr Watson.

1309
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,960
I had people standing by.

1310
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,600
I am not a murderer.

1311
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:19,960
Unlike your wife.

1312
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:29,400
Let me explain how leverage works,
dr Watson.

1313
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,640
For those who understand these things,

1314
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,760
mycroft Holmes is the most powerful man
in the country.

1315
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,600
Well, apart from me.

1316
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:45,000
Mycroft's pressure point is his
junkie detective brother Sherlock.

1317
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,720
Sherlock's pressure point
is his best friend John Watson.

1318
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,960
John Watson's pressure point
is his wife.

1319
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,600
I own John Watson's wife,

1320
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,000
I own mycroft.

1321
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,800
He's what I'm getting for Christmas.

1322
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,360
It's an exchange, not a gift.

1323
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,360
Forgive me but...

1324
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:13,160
- I already seem to have it.
- It's password protected.

1325
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:20,240
In return for the password, you will
give me any material in your possession

1326
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,640
pertaining to the woman
I know as Mary Watson.

1327
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:24,640
Oh, she's bad, that one.

1328
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,880
So many dead people.

1329
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,520
- You should see what I've seen.
- I don't need to see it.

1330
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,600
Well, you might enjoy it, though.

1331
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,080
I enjoy it.

1332
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,440
Then, why don't you show us?

1333
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,560
Show you appledore?

1334
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,560
The secret vaults?

1335
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,200
Is that what you want?

1336
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:47,440
I want everything you've got on Mary.

1337
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,760
(Chuckling)

1338
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,520
You know,

1339
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,120
I honestly expected something good.

1340
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,320
Oh, I think you'll find
the contents of that laptop...

1341
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:03,920
Include the GPS locator.

1342
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,960
By now your brother
will have noticed the theft

1343
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,480
and security services
will be converging on this house.

1344
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,880
Having arrived, they'll find
top secret information in my hands.

1345
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,920
And they'll have everyjustification
to search my vaults.

1346
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,320
They will discover further information
of this kind, then I'll be imprisoned.

1347
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,960
You will be exonerated.

1348
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,800
Restored to your smelly little apartment

1349
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,560
to solve crimes
with mr and mrs psychopath.

1350
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,880
Mycroft has been looking
for this opportunity for a long time.

1351
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,920
He'll be a very, very proud big brother.

1352
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,576
The fact that you know it's going
to happen isn't going to stop it.

1353
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,280
Then why am I smiling?

1354
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,160
Ask me.

1355
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:53,960
Why are you smiling?

1356
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:58,560
Because Sherlock Holmes has made
one enormous mistake

1357
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,120
which will destroy the lives
of everyone he loves

1358
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,000
and everything he holds dear.

1359
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:13,520
Let me show you the appledore vaults.

1360
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,560
The entrance to my vaults.

1361
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,280
This is where I keep you all.

1362
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:46,200
John: Okay.
So where are the vaults, then?

1363
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,640
Va u lts? What va u lts?

1364
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,680
There are no vaults
beneath this building.

1365
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:54,880
They're all in here.

1366
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,240
The appledore vaults
are my mind palace.

1367
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,680
You know about mind palaces,
don't you, Sherlock?

1368
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,720
How to store information
so you never forget it,

1369
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,640
by picturing it.

1370
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:13,520
I just sit here, I close my eyes

1371
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,600
and down I go to my vaults.

1372
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,160
I can go anywhere inside my vaults.

1373
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,440
My memories.

1374
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,520
I'll look at the files on mrs Watson.

1375
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,560
(Clears th roat)

1376
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,040
(Humming)

1377
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,280
Oh, this is one of my favourites.

1378
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:51,600
Oh, it's so exciting.

1379
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:57,560
(Chuckling)
All those whackjobs for the CIA.

1380
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:01,920
Ooh! She's gone a bit freelance now.

1381
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:03,360
Bad girl.

1382
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,200
(Laughing)

1383
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,840
Oh, she's so wicked.

1384
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,600
I can really see why you like her.

1385
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,880
You see?

1386
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,616
(Clearing throat)
So there are no documents,

1387
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,040
you don't actually have anything here?

1388
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:31,160
Oh, sometimes I send out for something
if I really need it but

1389
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,800
- mostly I just remember it all.
- I don't understand.

1390
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,400
- You should have that on a t-shirt.
- You just remember it all?

1391
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,760
It's all about knowledge.
Everything is.

1392
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,440
Knowing is owning.

1393
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:44,496
But if you just know it,
then you don't have proof.

1394
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,680
Proof? What would I need proof for?

1395
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,240
I'm in news, you moron.

1396
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,800
I don't have to prove it,
I just have to print it.

1397
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:56,880
Speaking of news, you will both be
heavily featured tomorrow.

1398
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,120
Trying to sell state secrets to me.

1399
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,520
(Tu'i'i'ing)

1400
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:04,520
Let's go outside.

1401
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:08,800
They'll be here shortly.
Can't wait to see you arrested.

1402
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,280
Sherlock, do we have a plan?

1403
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,920
Sherlock?

1404
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,640
Magnussen:
They're taking their time, aren't they?

1405
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,040
- I still don't understand.
- And there's the back of the t-shirt.

1406
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:37,520
You just know things.
How does that work?

1407
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,760
I just so love
your little soldier face.

1408
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:43,000
I'd like to punch it.
Bring it over here a minute.

1409
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:47,360
Come on, for Mary. Bring me your face.

1410
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,520
(Clears th roat)

1411
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,320
Lean forward a bit
and stick your face out.

1412
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:57,800
(Clears th roat)

1413
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,000
Please.

1414
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,920
Now, can I flick it?

1415
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,760
Can I flick your face?

1416
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:18,960
(Chuckling) Oh, I just love doing this.

1417
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,240
I could do it all day.

1418
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,000
It works like this, John.

1419
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,840
I know who Mary hurt and killed.

1420
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,480
I know where to find people
who hate her.

1421
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:36,200
I know where they live.
I know their phone numbers.

1422
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:42,160
All in my mind palace. All of it.

1423
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,560
I could phone them right now

1424
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:48,600
and tear your whole life down.

1425
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,080
And I will.

1426
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:54,400
Unless you let me flick your face.

1427
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,080
This is what I do to people.

1428
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,800
This is what I do to whole countries.

1429
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,360
Just because I know.

1430
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,880
Can I do your eye now?

1431
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,560
See if you can keep it open. Hmm?

1432
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,280
(Chuckling)

1433
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:19,520
Come on, for Mary. Keep it open.

1434
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:23,120
John: Sherlock...
Sherlock: Let him, I'm sorry. Just...

1435
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,800
Let him.

1436
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,400
Hmm? Come on, eye open.

1437
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,080
(Magnussen laughing)

1438
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,520
It's difficult, isn't it?

1439
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,880
Janine managed it once.

1440
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,200
She makes the funniest noises.

1441
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,520
(Indistinct voices on radio)

1442
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:51,800
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson,
stand away from that man.

1443
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:54,120
Here we go, mr Holmes.

1444
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:58,720
To clarify, appledore's vaults
only exist in your mind?

1445
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,400
Nowhere else. Just there.

1446
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,600
They're not real. They never have been.

1447
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,920
Myc ro fi':
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

1448
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,000
- Step away.
- It's fine.

1449
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:12,200
- They're harmless.
- Man: Target not armed.

1450
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,480
- Sherlock, what do we do?
- Nothing.

1451
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:17,000
There's nothing to be done.

1452
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:20,560
Oh, I'm not a villain.
I have no evil plan.

1453
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:23,360
I'm a businessman, acquiring assets.

1454
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:25,280
You happen to be one of them.

1455
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:29,600
Sorry. No chance for you
to be a hero this time, mr Holmes.

1456
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:31,800
Myc ro fi':
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson,

1457
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,960
stand away from that man. Do it now.

1458
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,760
Oh, do your research.

1459
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,880
I'm not a hero.

1460
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,240
I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

1461
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,320
Merry Christmas!

1462
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,040
- —(Gunshot)
- Man: Man down. Man down.

1463
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:49,720
Get away from me, John! Stay well back.

1464
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,280
- Ch rist, Sherlock!
- Don't fire.

1465
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,680
Mycro fi':
Do not fire on Sherlock Holmes.

1466
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:56,240
Do not fire!

1467
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,920
John: Oh, Christ, Sherlock.

1468
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,560
Give my love to Mary.

1469
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,000
Tell her she's safe now.

1470
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,320
Oh, Sherlock.

1471
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:42,840
What have you done?

1472
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,080
Mycrofi':
As my colleague is fond of remarking,

1473
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:58,160
this country sometimes needs
a blunt instrument.

1474
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:00,720
Equally, it sometimes needs a dagger.

1475
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:05,640
A scalpel, wielded with precision
and without remorse.

1476
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:11,400
There will always come a time
when we need Sherlock Holmes.

1477
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:16,040
If this is some expression
of familial sentiment...

1478
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,280
Don't be absurd.

1479
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,760
I am not given to outbursts
of brotherly compassion.

1480
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,080
You know what happened to the other one.

1481
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:29,200
In any event, there is no prison
in which we could incarcerate Sherlock

1482
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:32,200
without causing a riot on a daily basis.

1483
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,280
The alternative, however,

1484
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,960
would require your approval.

1485
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,960
Hardly merciful, mr Holmes.

1486
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,880
Mycrofi': Regrettably, lady smallwood,

1487
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:45,440
my brother is a murderer.

1488
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,400
Sherlock: You will look after him
for me, won't you?

1489
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:03,680
Don't worry, I'll keep him in trouble.

1490
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,360
That's my girl.

1491
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,280
Since this is likely to be the last
conversation I'll have with John Watson,

1492
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,000
would you mind if we took a moment?

1493
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:27,280
So here we are. (Clears throat)

1494
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,680
- William Sherlock Scott Holmes.
- Sorry?

1495
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:34,560
That's the whole of it.
If you're looking for baby names.

1496
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:38,040
(Chuckling) No, we've had a scan.
We're pretty sure it's a girl.

1497
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:40,520
Oh... okay.

1498
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:46,800
Yeah...

1499
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:49,920
You know,
I can't think of a single thing to say.

1500
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,600
No, neither can I.

1501
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:56,320
- The game is over.
- The game is never over, John.

1502
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,120
But there may be some new players now.

1503
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:02,120
That's okay.
The east wind takes us all in the end.

1504
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,840
What's that?

1505
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,800
It's a story my brother told me
when we were kids.

1506
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:11,040
The east wind, this terrifying force
that lays waste to all in its path.

1507
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:14,840
Seeks out the unworthy
and plucks them from the earth.

1508
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:16,960
- That was generally me.
- Nice.

1509
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,400
He was a rubbish big brother.

1510
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:22,040
(Clearing throat)
So what about you, then?

1511
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,080
Where are you actually going now?

1512
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:27,400
Oh, some undercover work
in Eastern Europe.

1513
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:30,360
- For how long?
- Six months,

1514
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:32,240
my brother estimates.

1515
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:34,280
He's never wrong.

1516
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,640
And then what?

1517
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:40,560
Who knows?

1518
01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,560
John, there's something...

1519
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:53,400
I should say, I've meant to
say always and I never have.

1520
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,440
Since it's unlikely
we'll ever meet again,

1521
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:57,240
I might as well say it now.

1522
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:03,400
Sherlock is actually a girl's name.

1523
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,200
- It's not.
- It was worth a try.

1524
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,680
We're not naming our daughter after you.

1525
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,560
I think it could work.

1526
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,520
To the very best of times, John.

1527
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:11,240
- —(Men cheering)
- Commentator: This one's good...

1528
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:12,680
Alexander comes in for a tackle...

1529
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,960
- —All: Oh!
- Oh, he missed it!

1530
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:19,320
Man: Oi, what's wrong the telly?
Something wrong with the telly, mate.

1531
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,200
Man 2: Get it working!

1532
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:23,936
- Man: Who's that?
- (Distorted voice) Did you miss me?

1533
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:27,240
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me? Did you miss me?

1534
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:29,640
- Did you miss me?
- How is this possible?

1535
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:32,560
We don't know.
But it's on every screen in the country,

1536
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:35,560
- every screen simultaneously.
- Has the prime minister been told?

1537
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:39,120
And mycroft?

1538
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:43,080
But that's not possible.
That is simply not possible.

1539
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:46,280
What's happened?

1540
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:49,480
Man: Sir? It's your brother.

1541
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,720
- Mycroft.
- Hello, little brother.

1542
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:56,640
- How's the exile going?
- I've only been gone four minutes.

1543
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:58,880
Well, I certainly hope
you've learnt your lesson.

1544
01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:01,600
As it turns out, you're needed.

1545
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,960
Oh, for god's sake, make up your mind.

1546
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,120
Who needs me this time?

1547
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:09,640
(Disto rted) Did you miss me?
Did you miss me? Did you miss me?

1548
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:13,320
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me? Did you miss me?

1549
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,920
- Did you miss me?
- England.

1550
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,440
But he's dead. I mean, you told me
he was dead, moriarty.

1551
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:19,280
Absolutely. He blew his own brains out.

1552
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,360
So how can he be back?

1553
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:25,600
(Sighing) Well, if he is,
he'd better wrap up warm.

1554
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:29,160
There's an east wind coming.

1555
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,040
Miss me?