1 00:00:01,081 --> 00:00:03,801 My brother is a murderer. 2 00:00:03,881 --> 00:00:06,961 No chance for you to be a hero this time, mr Holmes. 3 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,081 Oh, do your research. 4 00:00:08,161 --> 00:00:09,201 I'm not a hero. 5 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:12,401 I'm a high-functioning sociopath. 6 00:00:12,481 --> 00:00:14,401 Merry Christmas! 7 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,201 (Gunshot) 8 00:00:16,281 --> 00:00:19,001 Mycrofi': I am not given to outbursts of brotherly compassion. 9 00:00:19,081 --> 00:00:21,081 You know what happened to the other one. 10 00:00:26,281 --> 00:00:27,937 - Miss me? - (Distorted voice) Did you miss me? 11 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,601 Did you miss me? Did you miss me? 12 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,361 I've only been gone four minutes. 13 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:33,521 Well, I certainly hope you've learnt your lesson. 14 00:00:38,201 --> 00:00:41,241 What you're about to see is classified beyond top secret. 15 00:00:41,321 --> 00:00:42,641 Is that quite clear? 16 00:00:42,721 --> 00:00:44,121 Don't minute any of this. 17 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,761 Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it. 18 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:51,641 A d-notice has been slapped on the entire incident. 19 00:00:52,081 --> 00:00:57,401 Only those within this room, codenames Antarctica, langdale, porlock and love, 20 00:00:57,481 --> 00:00:59,121 will ever know the whole truth. 21 00:00:59,761 --> 00:01:01,521 As far as everyone else is concerned, 22 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:04,481 going to the prime minister and way beyond, 23 00:01:05,241 --> 00:01:07,041 Charles Augustus... are you tweeting? 24 00:01:07,361 --> 00:01:09,081 - No. - Well, that's what it looks like. 25 00:01:09,161 --> 00:01:10,657 Of course I'm not tweeting. Why would I be tweeting? 26 00:01:10,681 --> 00:01:12,241 - Give me that. - What? No. 27 00:01:12,321 --> 00:01:14,561 - What are you doing? Get off. What? - Give it here. 28 00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:18,497 - "Back on terra firma..." - No, don't read them out. 29 00:01:18,521 --> 00:01:20,561 - "Free as a bird." - God, you're such a spoilsport. 30 00:01:20,601 --> 00:01:21,977 Will you take this matter seriously, Sherlock? 31 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:24,961 I am taking it seriously. What makes you think I'm not taking it seriously? 32 00:01:25,161 --> 00:01:27,201 "Hashtag, oh what a beautiful morning." 33 00:01:27,281 --> 00:01:29,657 Look, not so long ago I was on a mission that meant certain death, 34 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:32,441 my death, and now I'm back in a nice, warm office, 35 00:01:32,521 --> 00:01:34,641 with my big brother and... Are those ginger nuts? 36 00:01:34,801 --> 00:01:36,681 - Oh god. - Love ginger nuts. 37 00:01:37,041 --> 00:01:38,641 Our doctor said you were clean. 38 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,641 I am, utterly. 39 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:42,321 No need for stimulants now, remember? 40 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:43,641 I have work to do. 41 00:01:43,721 --> 00:01:44,921 You're high as a kite. 42 00:01:45,001 --> 00:01:46,281 Natural high. I assure you. 43 00:01:46,361 --> 00:01:48,481 Totally natural. I'm just... 44 00:01:48,561 --> 00:01:50,441 ♪ Glad to be alive! ♪ (Ch uckling) 45 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:52,201 What shall we do next? What's your name? 46 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,881 - Vivian. - What would you do, Vivian? 47 00:01:56,281 --> 00:01:57,681 - Pardon? - It's a lovely day. 48 00:01:58,121 --> 00:02:01,681 Go for a stroll, make a paper aeroplane, have an ice lolly? 49 00:02:02,321 --> 00:02:04,721 - Ice lolly, I suppose. - Ice lolly it is. 50 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:06,601 What's you r favou rite? 51 00:02:06,681 --> 00:02:07,761 Oh, really, I shouldn't... 52 00:02:08,321 --> 00:02:10,881 - Go on. - Do they still do mivvies? 53 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:13,401 - Mr Holmes. - Yes? 54 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:16,081 We do need to get on. 55 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:17,241 Yes, of course. 56 00:02:17,841 --> 00:02:19,881 (Helicopter whirring) 57 00:02:21,481 --> 00:02:22,801 S h e rlock: Do your research. 58 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:24,201 I'm not a hero, 59 00:02:24,281 --> 00:02:26,241 I'm a high-functioning sociopath. 60 00:02:26,561 --> 00:02:27,681 (Gunshot) 61 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:29,801 -Sociopath. — (g u n s h ot) 62 00:02:29,881 --> 00:02:31,721 -Sociopath. — (g u n s h ot) 63 00:02:32,681 --> 00:02:33,737 - Sherlock: I see. - Sociopath. 64 00:02:33,761 --> 00:02:35,057 Who is supposed to have shot him then? 65 00:02:35,081 --> 00:02:38,001 Some over-eager squaddie with an itchy trigger finger, that's who. 66 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:40,321 That's not what happened at all. 67 00:02:40,641 --> 00:02:41,721 It is now. 68 00:02:42,201 --> 00:02:44,161 Remarkable. How did you do it? 69 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:46,721 We have some very talented people working here. 70 00:02:47,561 --> 00:02:50,161 Ifjames moriarty can hack every TV screen in the land, 71 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:54,361 rest assured, we have the tech to doctor a bit of security footage. 72 00:02:55,481 --> 00:02:57,721 That is now the official version, 73 00:02:57,801 --> 00:03:00,081 the version anyone we want to will see. 74 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:02,137 Lady smallwood: No need to go to the trouble 75 00:03:02,161 --> 00:03:03,801 of getting some sort of official pardon. 76 00:03:04,761 --> 00:03:06,921 You're off the hook, mr Holmes. 77 00:03:07,441 --> 00:03:08,841 You're home and dry. 78 00:03:09,081 --> 00:03:10,081 Okay, cheers. 79 00:03:10,281 --> 00:03:12,721 Obviously, there's unfinished business. 80 00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:13,881 Moriarty. 81 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,761 I told you, moriarty's dead. 82 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:18,561 You say he filmed that video message before he died? 83 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:21,321 - Yes. - You also say 84 00:03:21,881 --> 00:03:24,001 you know what he's going to do next. 85 00:03:24,161 --> 00:03:25,161 What does that mean? 86 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:27,041 Perhaps that's all there is to it. 87 00:03:27,121 --> 00:03:28,801 Perhaps he was just trying to frighten you. 88 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,641 No, no, he would never be that disappointing. 89 00:03:32,841 --> 00:03:34,561 He's planned something, something long term. 90 00:03:34,721 --> 00:03:36,257 (In hales) Something that would take effect 91 00:03:36,281 --> 00:03:38,841 if he never made it off that rooftop alive. 92 00:03:38,921 --> 00:03:40,961 Posthumous revenge. No, better than that. 93 00:03:41,641 --> 00:03:42,921 Posthumous game. 94 00:03:43,841 --> 00:03:45,297 We brought you back to deal with this. 95 00:03:45,321 --> 00:03:47,121 - What are you going to do? - —sherlock: Wait. 96 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:48,641 Wa it? 97 00:03:49,321 --> 00:03:51,761 Of course, wait. I'm the target. Targets wait. 98 00:03:52,521 --> 00:03:53,521 Look... 99 00:03:53,641 --> 00:03:55,521 Whatever's coming, whatever he's lined up, 100 00:03:55,601 --> 00:03:56,961 I'll know when it begins. 101 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:58,401 I always know when the game is on. 102 00:03:58,681 --> 00:04:00,321 - You know why? - Why? 103 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,161 (In hales) Because I love it. 104 00:04:02,601 --> 00:04:04,601 (Th eme music playing) 105 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:36,401 (Water bubbling) 106 00:04:36,481 --> 00:04:38,241 Sh erlock: ”there was once a merchant 107 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,881 ”in the famous market at Baghdad. 108 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:44,361 ”One day he saw a stranger looking at him in surprise. 109 00:04:44,441 --> 00:04:48,041 ”And he knew that the stranger was death. 110 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:51,721 ”Pale and trembling, the merchant fled the marketplace 111 00:04:51,801 --> 00:04:54,481 ”and made his way many, many miles 112 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,401 ”to the city of samarra. 113 00:04:57,241 --> 00:05:00,561 ”For there he was sure death could not find him. 114 00:05:01,281 --> 00:05:03,121 ”But when, at last, he came to samarra, 115 00:05:03,201 --> 00:05:05,881 ”the merchant saw, waiting for him, 116 00:05:05,961 --> 00:05:07,681 ”the grim figure of death. 117 00:05:09,881 --> 00:05:12,241 “Very well, ' said the merchant. 118 00:05:12,801 --> 00:05:15,641 ”'I give in. I am yours. 119 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:20,121 ”'But tell me, why did you look surprised 120 00:05:20,201 --> 00:05:22,681 III when you saw me this morning in Baghdad?' 121 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:27,361 “because, ' said death, 122 00:05:27,441 --> 00:05:30,001 ”'i had an appointment with you tonight, 123 00:05:31,361 --> 00:05:33,081 iiii' 5na'”marra. 124 00:05:42,481 --> 00:05:44,521 If this gets any better, I'm gonna get two knives. 125 00:05:44,601 --> 00:05:45,721 It pays to advertise. 126 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:46,897 So, what about moriarty then? 127 00:05:46,921 --> 00:05:47,961 Oh, I have a plan. 128 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,601 I'm going to monitor the underworld, every quiver of the web 129 00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:53,761 will tell me when the spider makes his move. 130 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:58,081 So basically, your plan is just to sit there solving crimes like you always do. 131 00:05:58,161 --> 00:05:59,401 Awesome, isn't it? 132 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,001 He drowned, mr Holmes. That's what we thought. 133 00:06:04,081 --> 00:06:06,041 - But when they opened up his lungs... - Yes? 134 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:08,081 - Sand. - Superficial. 135 00:06:11,201 --> 00:06:13,161 Come back, it's the wrong thumb. 136 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:21,761 - Sherlock. - It's never twins. 137 00:06:23,361 --> 00:06:25,601 Hopkins, arrest Wilson. Dimmock, look in the lymph nodes. 138 00:06:25,681 --> 00:06:26,737 Hopkins: Wilson? Dimmock: Lymph nodes? 139 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:27,761 Sherlock... 140 00:06:27,841 --> 00:06:29,177 Yes, you may have nothing but a limbless torso, 141 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:30,417 but there'll still be traces of ink left 142 00:06:30,441 --> 00:06:31,817 in the lymph nodes under the armpits. 143 00:06:31,841 --> 00:06:33,737 If your mystery corpse had tattoos, the signs will be there. 144 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,241 Bloody hell. Is that a guess? 145 00:06:35,321 --> 00:06:36,481 I never guess. 146 00:06:36,561 --> 00:06:38,601 - Sherlock... - Hopkins: So, he's the killer. 147 00:06:38,841 --> 00:06:39,841 The canary trainer? 148 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,697 - Of course he's the killer. - Didn't see that coming. 149 00:06:41,721 --> 00:06:42,721 Naturally. 150 00:06:43,121 --> 00:06:46,241 Sherlock, you can't go on spinning plates like this. 151 00:06:46,321 --> 00:06:48,041 That's it, the place was spinning. 152 00:06:48,481 --> 00:06:51,761 The heart medication you are taking is known to cause bouts of amnesia. 153 00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,721 Yes, I think so. 154 00:06:54,401 --> 00:06:56,121 - Why? - Because the fingerprints 155 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:57,721 on your brother's neck were your own. 156 00:06:57,801 --> 00:06:59,921 John: (Laughing) Ajellyfish. Sherlock: I know. 157 00:07:00,001 --> 00:07:01,241 You can't arrest a jellyfish. 158 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,121 - You could try. - We did try. 159 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,281 (Mobile vibrating) —(Sighs) 160 00:07:06,641 --> 00:07:07,841 - Oh, god. - Ma ry? 161 00:07:07,921 --> 00:07:10,041 Fifty-nine missed calls. 162 00:07:10,121 --> 00:07:11,161 We're in a lot of trouble. 163 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:12,241 (Mary screaming) 164 00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:15,361 Ow! Oh, my god! 165 00:07:15,441 --> 00:07:16,521 Oh, my god! 166 00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:18,057 Relax. It's got two syllables... 167 00:07:18,081 --> 00:07:20,017 Mary: I'm a nurse, darling. I think I know what to do. 168 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,097 John: All right, then. Come on. 169 00:07:21,121 --> 00:07:22,281 - Mary: Re... - Lax. 170 00:07:22,361 --> 00:07:25,881 Oh, just drive. Please go. Just drive. God, drive. 171 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:28,161 - —(Screaming) - Sherlock? Mary. 172 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:30,081 Sherlock: That's it, Mary. Re... 173 00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:31,961 Don't you start. 174 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,241 Sherlock: Lax. —(Mary grunts) 175 00:07:33,321 --> 00:07:35,361 Mary: John? John? 176 00:07:35,641 --> 00:07:37,281 I think you have to pull over. 177 00:07:37,361 --> 00:07:40,121 - Ma ry, ma ry. - Pull over! 178 00:07:40,201 --> 00:07:42,321 - Sherlock: Oh, my god. - —(Mary screaming) 179 00:07:47,841 --> 00:07:49,041 Has that come out? 180 00:07:49,801 --> 00:07:52,201 - They never come out when I take them. - Let's have a look. 181 00:07:52,281 --> 00:07:54,961 Mrs Hudson: Oh, she's so beautiful. 182 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,121 - —(Baby gurgling) - Have another go. 183 00:07:57,201 --> 00:07:59,001 - What about a name? - Catherine. 184 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:00,537 - Oh, yeah, we've gone off that. - Have we? 185 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:01,601 -Yeah. 186 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,121 - Well, you know what I think. - Both: It's not a girl's name. 187 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:07,441 Molly, mrs h. We would love you to be godparents. 188 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,121 - —Oh! - If you... 189 00:08:09,201 --> 00:08:11,281 - Really? - That's so lovely. 190 00:08:11,401 --> 00:08:13,681 (Clears throat) And, uh... 191 00:08:14,721 --> 00:08:16,601 - You too, Sherlock. - You too, what? 192 00:08:16,681 --> 00:08:18,401 Godfather. We'd like you to be godfather. 193 00:08:18,481 --> 00:08:20,641 God is a ludicrous fiction dreamt up by inadequates 194 00:08:20,721 --> 00:08:23,641 who abnegate all responsibility to an invisible magic friend. 195 00:08:23,721 --> 00:08:25,401 Yeah, but there'll be cake. Will you do it? 196 00:08:25,441 --> 00:08:26,657 - I'll get back to you. - All right. 197 00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:29,841 Father, we ask you to send your blessings on this water, 198 00:08:29,921 --> 00:08:34,001 and sanctify it for our use this day, 199 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,361 in Christ's name. 200 00:08:35,801 --> 00:08:37,921 Now, what name have you given your daughter? 201 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:41,001 - Rosamund Mary. - Rosamund? 202 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,041 Means "Rose of the world." 203 00:08:43,121 --> 00:08:44,161 Rosie, for short. 204 00:08:45,521 --> 00:08:46,921 Didn't you getjohn's text? 205 00:08:47,441 --> 00:08:48,961 No, I delete his texts. 206 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:51,201 - I delete any text that begins, "hi." - —(Baby crying) 207 00:08:51,881 --> 00:08:54,481 No idea why people think you're incapable of human emotion. 208 00:08:54,561 --> 00:08:56,281 - —(Mrs Hudson clears throat) - Sorry. 209 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,361 Phone. 210 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,841 - And now, godparents. - —(Baby crying) 211 00:08:59,921 --> 00:09:02,641 Are you ready to help the parents of this child 212 00:09:02,961 --> 00:09:05,001 in their duties as Christian parents? 213 00:09:05,121 --> 00:09:06,201 We are. 214 00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:08,801 Automated voice: Sorry, I didn't catch that. 215 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:11,241 Please repeat the question. 216 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:15,201 (Sighs) As ever, Watson, you see but do not observe. 217 00:09:15,281 --> 00:09:17,521 To you, the world remains an impenetrable mystery, 218 00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:20,681 whereas to me it is an open book. Hard logic versus romantic whimsy. 219 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,081 That is your choice. 220 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,841 You fail to connect actions to their consequences. 221 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:26,601 Now, for the last time. 222 00:09:26,681 --> 00:09:27,961 If you want to keep the rattle, 223 00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:30,241 do not throw the rattle. 224 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,281 (Baby gurgling) 225 00:10:34,361 --> 00:10:36,881 Good girl, good girl, good girl. 226 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,841 - I'd better finish this, hadn't I? - —(Baby whimpers) 227 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:50,041 - —Hi. - John: Afternoon. 228 00:10:50,121 --> 00:10:52,121 He says you've got a good one, Greg. 229 00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:53,201 Oh, yeah. 230 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,057 (Crowd sings happybirthday) 231 00:10:55,081 --> 00:10:57,361 Lestrade: It was David welsborough's 50th birthday. 232 00:10:57,441 --> 00:10:59,001 (Applause) 233 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,281 David: I'm 50? 234 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:05,921 Where does it go? I know for a fact I was only 21 this time last week. 235 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:08,241 Yeah, well, that's impossible, that's before you... 236 00:11:08,321 --> 00:11:09,881 - Met me. - Oh, no, no. 237 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,201 Both: There never was such a time. 238 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,001 She's looking at me disapprovingly again. 239 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,641 - She'sjustjealous. - No. Well. 240 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,761 I think we both are. 241 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:21,841 (Mobile vibrating) —oh. 242 00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:23,377 No, no, don't. Come on, you promised. 243 00:11:23,401 --> 00:11:25,121 - No. - (Vibrating continues) 244 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,001 Oh no, it's a Skype call. 245 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,161 Oh, then it must be Charlie. 246 00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:32,521 At least he's phoning, I suppose. 247 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:35,441 - Oh, look, hello! - Hey, dad. 248 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,201 Happy birthday. 249 00:11:37,641 --> 00:11:41,041 Sorry to miss the party, but travel broadens the mind, right? 250 00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:45,041 No. Picture's frozen. 251 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,601 Yeah, signal's rubbish. But I can still hear you. 252 00:11:47,681 --> 00:11:49,361 Why is it rubbish, where are you? 253 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,321 How is he? Is he eating? Ask him if he's eating. 254 00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:52,681 Man: David. Emma. 255 00:11:52,761 --> 00:11:56,201 No, no, hang on a sec. I'll find somewhere quieter. 256 00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:57,721 So, Charlie, where are you? 257 00:11:58,521 --> 00:12:00,041 Are you there? 258 00:12:00,121 --> 00:12:01,561 Sorry, I'm here. 259 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:03,601 - I'm just a bit... - You all right? 260 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,801 It's nothing. 261 00:12:04,881 --> 00:12:06,001 Probably just the altitude. 262 00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:07,201 Altitude? 263 00:12:07,281 --> 00:12:08,857 I'm in Tibet. Didn't you see the mountains? 264 00:12:08,881 --> 00:12:09,881 Oh, never mind mountains. 265 00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:11,737 Your mother wants to know if you're eating properly. 266 00:12:11,761 --> 00:12:13,961 - Look, dad, could you do me a favour? - —what? 267 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,537 Could you just check something on my car? 268 00:12:15,561 --> 00:12:17,521 - Yo u r ca r? - To settle a bet. 269 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:20,217 The guys here don't believe I've got a power ranger stuck to the bonnet. 270 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:21,457 Could you take a photo and send it? 271 00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:23,201 - Ah, yes, I can do that. - —(Camera clicks) 272 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,281 All done. You got it? 273 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,041 Charlie... 274 00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:33,521 Lestrade: A week later... 275 00:12:34,281 --> 00:12:35,281 John: Yeah? 276 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:38,321 Lestrade: Something really weird happens. 277 00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:41,321 Drunk driver, he's totally smashed. The cops are chasing him. 278 00:12:41,401 --> 00:12:44,561 And he turns into the drive of the welsborough house to try and get away. 279 00:12:44,641 --> 00:12:46,561 - —(Siren wailing) - Unfortunately... 280 00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:01,321 The drunk guy survived. They managed to pull him out, 281 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:04,841 but when they put the fire out and examined the parked car... 282 00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:07,281 Whose body? 283 00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:09,241 Lestrade: Charlie welsborough, the son. 284 00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:11,721 - —What? - The son who was in Tibet. 285 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:14,561 DNA all checks out. Night of the party the car is empty. 286 00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:15,841 Then a week later... 287 00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,177 The dead boy is found at the wheel. 288 00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:19,641 (Chuckling) 289 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,257 Yeah, I thought it'd tickle you. 290 00:13:21,281 --> 00:13:22,441 John: You got a lab report? 291 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,441 Yeah, Charlie welsborough's the son of a cabinet minister, 292 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,561 so I'm under a lot of pressure to get results. 293 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,801 Who cares about that? Tell me about the seats. 294 00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:32,241 - The seats? - Yes, the car seats. 295 00:13:35,801 --> 00:13:37,001 Made of vinyl. 296 00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,241 Two different types of vinyl present. 297 00:13:40,081 --> 00:13:41,081 Was it his own car? 298 00:13:41,161 --> 00:13:43,241 Lestrade: Yeah, not flash. He was a student. 299 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:44,617 - Well, that's suggestive. - —lestrade: Why? 300 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:45,961 Vinyl's cheaper than leather. 301 00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:47,401 Yea h, rig ht. 302 00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:48,937 - John: There's something else. - Yes? 303 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:52,321 According to this, Charlie welsborough had already been dead for a week. 304 00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:55,321 What? 305 00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:57,521 The body in the car, dead for a week. 306 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,921 Oh, this is a good one. Is it my birthday? 307 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,001 You want help? 308 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,241 - Yes please. - One condition. 309 00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:04,681 - Okay. - Take all the credit. 310 00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:07,161 It gets boring if I just solve them all. 311 00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:09,201 Yeah, you say that, and then John blogs about it, 312 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,641 and you get all the credit anyway. 313 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:13,097 - Yeah, he's got a point. - Which makes me look like some kind of 314 00:14:13,121 --> 00:14:16,081 prima Donna who insists on getting credit for something he didn't do. 315 00:14:16,161 --> 00:14:17,777 Well, I think you've hit a sore spot, Sherlock. 316 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:19,881 Like I'm some kind of creditjunkie. 317 00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:22,641 - Definitely a sore spot. - So, you take all the glory, thank you. 318 00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:24,761 - Okay. - Lestrade: Thanks all the same. 319 00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:27,641 Just solve the bloody thing will you. It's driving me nuts. 320 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,281 Anything you say, giles. 321 00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:32,481 Just kidding. 322 00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:36,121 (Mouthing) 323 00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,241 (Clears th roat) 324 00:14:38,321 --> 00:14:39,977 John: It's obvious though, isn't it, what happened? 325 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,497 John, you amaze me. You know what happened? 326 00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:43,802 Not a clue, it's just you normally say that at this point. 327 00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:44,881 Hmm-mmm. 328 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:48,961 Well, then, let's help you solve your little problem, Greg. 329 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,321 - You hear that? - I know. 330 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,297 So how's it going then, fatherhood? 331 00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:55,481 Oh, good, great. Yeah, amazing. 332 00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:57,201 - Getting any sleep? - Christ, no. 333 00:14:57,281 --> 00:14:59,801 You at the Beck and call of a screaming, demanding baby, 334 00:14:59,881 --> 00:15:01,921 woken up all hours to obey his every whim? 335 00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:04,041 Must feel very different. 336 00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:06,737 - I'm sorry, what? - John: Yes, well, you know how it is. 337 00:15:06,761 --> 00:15:08,281 All you do is clean up their mess. 338 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:10,337 - Pat them on the head... - You two having a little joke? 339 00:15:10,361 --> 00:15:11,961 John: Never a word of thanks. 340 00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:15,401 - Can't even tell people's faces apart. - This is a joke, isn't it? 341 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,977 Yeah, and it's all, "oh, aren't you clever? You're so, so clever." 342 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,041 Is it about me? 343 00:15:19,121 --> 00:15:20,121 I think he needs winding. 344 00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,977 John: You know, I think that really might be it. 345 00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:23,001 No, don't get it. 346 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:26,601 Charlie's family are pretty cut up about it, as you'd expect. 347 00:15:26,681 --> 00:15:28,441 - So go easy on them, yeah? - You know me. 348 00:15:28,521 --> 00:15:29,817 - —Mary: (On mobile) Hey, hello. - Yeah. 349 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,377 Got 'em, don't worry. Pampers, the cream you can't get from boots. 350 00:15:32,401 --> 00:15:34,281 Yeah, never mind about that. Where are you now? 351 00:15:34,361 --> 00:15:35,801 - At the dead boy's house? - Yeah. 352 00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:38,201 Mary: What does he think, any theories? 353 00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:39,881 Uh, I texted you the details. 354 00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,481 Yeah, two different types of vinyl. 355 00:15:42,161 --> 00:15:43,577 Sherlock: How do you know about that? 356 00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:46,201 Mary: 0h, you'd be amazed at what a receptionist picks up. 357 00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:47,961 They know everything. 358 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,977 - Sherlock: Solved it, then? - I'm working on it. 359 00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:52,041 0h, Mary, motherhood's slowing you down. 360 00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:53,561 - Pig. - Keep trying. 361 00:15:54,201 --> 00:15:55,281 So, what about it then? 362 00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:57,921 What, an empty car that suddenly has a week-old corpse in it. 363 00:15:58,481 --> 00:15:59,657 And what are you gonna call this one? 364 00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:02,281 - Oh, "the ghost driver." - Don't give it a title. 365 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,137 - People like the titles. - I hate the titles. 366 00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:05,401 Give the people what they want. 367 00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:06,921 No, never do that. People are stupid. 368 00:16:06,961 --> 00:16:08,721 Uh, some people. 369 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,681 All people are stupid. 370 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,761 Most people. 371 00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:13,297 Bizarre enough, though, isn't it, to be him? 372 00:16:13,321 --> 00:16:15,561 I mean it's right up your strasse. 373 00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,361 Mr and mrs welsborough. 374 00:16:19,441 --> 00:16:21,617 I really am most terribly sorry to hear about your daughter. 375 00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:22,641 - Son. - Son. 376 00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:24,961 Mr and mrs welsborough, this is mr Sherlock Holmes. 377 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,297 Thank you very much for coming. We've heard a great deal about you. 378 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:30,561 If anyone can throw any light into this darkness, surely it will be you. 379 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,801 Well, I believe that I 380 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,041 can. 381 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,961 David: Well, Charlie was our whole world, mr Holmes. I... 382 00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:48,641 Sherlock? 383 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,561 - Mr Holmes? - Sorry, you were saying? 384 00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:54,441 Well, Charlie was our whole world, mr Holmes. I... 385 00:16:55,201 --> 00:16:56,457 I don't think we'll get over this. 386 00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:57,801 No. Shouldn't think so. 387 00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:02,521 (Gasps) 388 00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:05,281 So, sorry, will you excuse me a moment? I just... 389 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:09,281 I'll just, erm... 390 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,081 (Joh n clears th roat) 391 00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:16,441 - Now, what's wrong? - Not sure. I just... 392 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:19,121 "By the pricking of my thumbs." 393 00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:22,497 - (Chuckles) Seriously, you? - Intuitions are not to be ignored, John. 394 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:25,761 They represent data processed too fast for the conscious mind to comprehend. 395 00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:27,041 What is this? 396 00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:30,721 Uh, it's a sort of shrine, I suppose, really. 397 00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:36,281 Bit of a fan of mrs t, big hero of mine when I was getting started. 398 00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:37,561 Right. Yes. 399 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,601 - Who? - What? 400 00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:45,601 - Who, who is this? - Are you serious? 401 00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:46,761 Sherlock. 402 00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:48,561 It's ma rga ret Thatcher. 403 00:17:48,641 --> 00:17:51,161 The first female prime minister of this country. 404 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:52,241 Sh erlock: Rig ht. 405 00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:53,761 - Prime minister? - Hmm. 406 00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:55,681 - Leader of the government. - —sherlock: Right. 407 00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:57,561 Female? 408 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,401 For god's sake, you know perfectly well who she is. 409 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:01,921 Why are you playing for time? 410 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,881 It's the gap, look at the gap. It's wrong. 411 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,321 Everything else is perfectly ordered. 412 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:07,681 Managed. 413 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,801 (Sighs) This whole thing's verging on ocd. 414 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:10,881 My respects. 415 00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:13,561 This figurine is routinely repositioned after the cleaner's been, 416 00:18:13,641 --> 00:18:15,097 and this picture's straightened every day. 417 00:18:15,121 --> 00:18:16,561 Yet this ugly gap remains. 418 00:18:16,641 --> 00:18:18,457 Something's missing from here, but only recently. 419 00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:20,137 - David: Yes, a plaster bust. - Plaster bust. 420 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,121 Oh, for god's sake, it got broken. 421 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,001 What the hell has this got to do with Charlie? 422 00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:25,721 -Rug. —vvhat? 423 00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,217 Well, how could it get broken? The only place for it to fall is floor. 424 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,641 And there is a big, thick rug. 425 00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:32,361 - Does it matter? - Mrs welsborough, my apologies. 426 00:18:32,441 --> 00:18:33,721 It is worth letting him do this. 427 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:34,961 Is your friend quite mad? 428 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,777 No, he's an arsehole, but it's an easy mistake. 429 00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:38,361 Look, no, we had a break-in. 430 00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,081 Some little bastard smashed it to bits. 431 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,881 We found the remains out there in the porch. 432 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,081 The porch where we came in? 433 00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:44,257 David: How anybody could hate her so much, 434 00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:46,601 they'd go to the trouble of smashing her likeness. 435 00:18:46,681 --> 00:18:49,081 I'm no expert, but possibly her face. 436 00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:50,897 Why didn't he smash all the others? 437 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,177 Perfect opportunity. And look at that one, she's smiling in that one. 438 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,017 Emma: Oh, inspector, this is clearly a waste of time. 439 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,401 - If there's nothing... - I know what happened to your son. 440 00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,001 You do? 441 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:01,281 It's quite simple. Superficial, to be blunt. 442 00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:03,601 But first, tell me, the night of the break-in. 443 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:05,761 - This room was in darkness? - Well, yes. 444 00:19:05,841 --> 00:19:07,497 And the porch where it was smashed, I noticed 445 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,801 the motion sensor was damaged. 446 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,097 - So, I assume it's permanently lit? - How did you notice that? 447 00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,441 I lack the arrogance to ignore details. I'm not the police. 448 00:19:13,481 --> 00:19:14,897 John: So, you're saying, he smashed it 449 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,097 - where he could see it. - Sherlock: Exactly. 450 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,161 - Why? - Don't know. 451 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,297 Wouldn't it be fun if I knew? 452 00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:19,961 Mr Holmes, please. 453 00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:23,657 It was your 50th birthday, mr welsborough. 454 00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:24,737 Of course you were disappointed 455 00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:26,697 that your son hadn't made it back from his gap year. 456 00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:28,241 After all, he was in Tibet. 457 00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:29,481 - Yes. - No. 458 00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:35,177 Sh erlock: The first part of your conversation was, 459 00:19:35,201 --> 00:19:37,281 in fact, pre-recorded video. 460 00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:38,641 Easily arranged. 461 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,881 It's a Skype call. 462 00:19:43,961 --> 00:19:45,801 The trick was meant to be a surprise. 463 00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,121 - Trick? - Obviously. 464 00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:50,121 Could you take a photo and send it? 465 00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:53,561 Sherlock: There were two types of vinyl in the burnt out remains of the car. 466 00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:56,481 One, the actual passenger seat, the other, a good copy. 467 00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:57,561 Well, good enough. 468 00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:00,521 Effectively a costume. 469 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,801 (Scoffs) You'rejoking. 470 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:06,441 I'm not. 471 00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:09,137 All he wanted was for you to get close enough to the car 472 00:20:09,161 --> 00:20:10,641 so he could spring the surprise. 473 00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:12,321 (David sighs) 474 00:20:14,201 --> 00:20:15,521 Oh, my god! 475 00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:16,801 Surprise! 476 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,801 (Voice disto rting) 477 00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:20,401 That's when it happened. 478 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:22,817 I can't be certain, of course, but I think Charlie 479 00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:24,761 must ha ve suffered some sort of a seizure. 480 00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:26,521 You said he'd felt unwell. 481 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,201 - You all right? - Charlie: It's nothing. 482 00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:29,681 Probably just the altitude. 483 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,281 Sh erlock: He died there and then. 484 00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:38,441 No one had any cause to go near his car, 485 00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:41,361 so there he remained in the driver's seat, hidden until... 486 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,881 (Siren wailing) 487 00:20:46,921 --> 00:20:48,961 Sherlock: When the two cars were examined 488 00:20:49,841 --> 00:20:53,441 the fake seat had melted in the fire, revealing Charlie, 489 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,921 who 'd been sitting there, quite dead for a week. 490 00:20:58,081 --> 00:20:59,161 Oh, god. 491 00:21:00,921 --> 00:21:02,001 Poor kid. 492 00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:03,121 Really, I'm so sorry. 493 00:21:03,441 --> 00:21:04,801 Mr welsborough, mrs welsborough. 494 00:21:08,361 --> 00:21:09,681 This is where it was smashed. 495 00:21:10,721 --> 00:21:12,161 -That was amazing. —what? 496 00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:13,481 The car, the kid. 497 00:21:13,561 --> 00:21:15,417 Ancient history. Why are you still talking about it? 498 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,537 What's so important about a broken bust of Margaret Thatcher? 499 00:21:17,561 --> 00:21:19,241 Can't stand it. Never can. 500 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,497 There's a loose thread in the world. 501 00:21:20,521 --> 00:21:21,817 Doesn't mean you have to pull on it. 502 00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:23,801 What kind of a life would that be? Besides... 503 00:21:24,481 --> 00:21:26,561 - I have the strangest feeling. - Miss me? 504 00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:30,201 That's mine. You two take a bus. 505 00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:31,281 John: (Chuckling) Why? 506 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,801 I need to concentrate and I don't want to hit you. 507 00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:35,681 - —(Engine starts) - The mall, please. 508 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:39,681 - I met her once. - Thatcher? 509 00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:41,241 Rather arrogant, I thought. 510 00:21:41,361 --> 00:21:43,441 - You thought that? - —(Chuckles) I know. 511 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:44,881 Why am I looking at this? 512 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,601 That's her, John and Mary's baby. 513 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:49,441 Oh, I see, yes. 514 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:51,121 Looks very... 515 00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,161 Fully-functioning. 516 00:21:54,401 --> 00:21:55,697 Is that really the best you can do? 517 00:21:55,721 --> 00:21:57,841 Sorry, I've never been very good with them. 518 00:21:57,921 --> 00:21:58,921 Babies? 519 00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:00,241 Humans. 520 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:01,481 Moriarty. 521 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,521 Did he have any connection with Thatcher? 522 00:22:03,561 --> 00:22:04,601 Any interest in her? 523 00:22:04,681 --> 00:22:06,401 (Scoffs) Why on earth would he? 524 00:22:06,481 --> 00:22:08,241 I don't know, you tell me. 525 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,161 (Sniffs) 526 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,121 In the last year of his life, 527 00:22:12,201 --> 00:22:16,081 James moriarty was involved with four political assassinations, 528 00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:19,001 over 70 assorted robberies and terrorist attacks, 529 00:22:19,081 --> 00:22:22,041 including a chemical weapons factory in North Korea, 530 00:22:22,121 --> 00:22:23,761 and had latterly shown some interest in 531 00:22:23,841 --> 00:22:26,281 tracking down the black Pearl of the borgias. 532 00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,241 Which is still missing, by the way, 533 00:22:28,321 --> 00:22:30,737 in case you feel like applying yourself to something practical. 534 00:22:30,761 --> 00:22:32,721 It's a Pearl, get another one. 535 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,321 Something important about this. 536 00:22:38,201 --> 00:22:41,041 I'm sure, maybe it's moriarty. 537 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,441 Maybe it's not. 538 00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:46,721 But something's coming. 539 00:22:48,361 --> 00:22:50,801 Are you having a premonition, brother mine? 540 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,041 The world is woven from billions of lives, 541 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:55,841 every strand crossing every other. 542 00:22:55,921 --> 00:22:58,561 What we call premonition is just movement of the web. 543 00:22:59,641 --> 00:23:02,441 If you could attenuate to every strand of quivering data, 544 00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,041 the future would be entirely calculable. 545 00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:06,921 As inevitable as mathematics. 546 00:23:08,281 --> 00:23:09,761 Appointment in samarra. 547 00:23:10,361 --> 00:23:11,481 I'm sorry? 548 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:13,481 Mycrofi': The merchant who can't outrun death. 549 00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,641 You always hated that story as a child. 550 00:23:15,881 --> 00:23:17,881 Less keen on predestination back then. 551 00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:20,361 I'm not sure I like it now. 552 00:23:20,521 --> 00:23:22,641 You wrote your own version, as I remember. 553 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,401 Appointment in sumatra. 554 00:23:24,721 --> 00:23:28,241 The merchant goes to a different city, and is perfectly fine. 555 00:23:28,321 --> 00:23:29,641 Good night, mycroft. 556 00:23:29,721 --> 00:23:31,561 Then he becomes a pirate, for some reason. 557 00:23:31,641 --> 00:23:32,801 Sherlock: Keep me informed. 558 00:23:32,881 --> 00:23:35,041 - Of what? - Absolutely no idea. 559 00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:37,601 (Glass shatters) 560 00:23:58,081 --> 00:23:59,521 Man's voice: Ammo! 561 00:24:00,681 --> 00:24:02,601 -Ammo! —(Siren wailing) 562 00:24:04,441 --> 00:24:06,361 (Breath trembling) 563 00:24:15,481 --> 00:24:16,721 (Lestrade panting) 564 00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:17,961 Oh, hi, Stella. 565 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,881 - Greg. - You, erm...? 566 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,881 Yeah, he'sjust got a client, so... 567 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,321 Rig ht, rig ht, rig ht. 568 00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:28,161 Er, so you see a lot of each other, do you? 569 00:24:28,921 --> 00:24:29,921 It's nothing. 570 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,241 I mean, it's nothing serious. 571 00:24:31,361 --> 00:24:32,361 No, no. 572 00:24:32,441 --> 00:24:34,521 I just pop around every now and again for a chat. 573 00:24:34,601 --> 00:24:35,641 Lestrade: Yeah, of course. 574 00:24:35,721 --> 00:24:37,401 I mean, he loves a really tricky case. 575 00:24:37,481 --> 00:24:39,001 (Laughing) Yeah, he does. 576 00:24:40,121 --> 00:24:41,161 So, what are you here for? 577 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:45,681 Well, Interpol think the borgia Pearl trail leads back to London, so... 578 00:24:46,161 --> 00:24:48,441 Borgia Pearl, are they still after that, are they? 579 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:49,721 Yeah. 580 00:24:50,321 --> 00:24:51,801 So, how did you two first meet? 581 00:24:52,441 --> 00:24:54,161 Oh, it was a case about... 582 00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:56,417 Ten years ago, nobody could figure it out. 583 00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:59,001 There was an old lady found dead in a sauna. 584 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,081 Oh, yeah? 585 00:25:00,161 --> 00:25:01,721 - How did she die? - Hypothermia. 586 00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:03,721 - —What? - I know. 587 00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:05,737 But then I met Sherlock. It was so simple the way... 588 00:25:05,761 --> 00:25:07,641 Would you please keep it down? 589 00:25:08,281 --> 00:25:09,441 - Sorry. - Sorry. 590 00:25:09,521 --> 00:25:11,577 Now, you haven't always been in life insurance, have you? 591 00:25:11,601 --> 00:25:12,961 You started out in manual labour. 592 00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:14,497 Oh, don't bother being astonished. 593 00:25:14,521 --> 00:25:16,537 Your right hand's almost an entire size bigger than your left. 594 00:25:16,561 --> 00:25:17,841 Hard manual work does that. 595 00:25:18,281 --> 00:25:20,681 Oh, I was a carpenter, like my dad. 596 00:25:20,761 --> 00:25:22,377 Are you trying to give up smoking unsuccessfully? 597 00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:24,337 And you once had a Japanese girlfriend that meant a lot to you, 598 00:25:24,361 --> 00:25:25,761 but now you feel indifferent about. 599 00:25:26,081 --> 00:25:27,081 How the hell... 600 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:28,961 Yes. 601 00:25:29,681 --> 00:25:30,761 E-cigarettes. 602 00:25:30,841 --> 00:25:32,801 Not just that, ten individual e-cigarettes. 603 00:25:32,881 --> 00:25:35,057 If you just want to smoke indoors, you would have invested 604 00:25:35,081 --> 00:25:37,081 in one of those irritating electronic pipe things. 605 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:38,857 But you're convinced you can give up, so... (Inhales) 606 00:25:38,881 --> 00:25:39,977 You don't want to buy a pipe, 607 00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:41,657 because that means you're not serious about quitting. 608 00:25:41,681 --> 00:25:43,321 So instead, you buy individual cigarettes, 609 00:25:43,361 --> 00:25:46,041 always sure that each will be your last. Anything to add, John? 610 00:25:47,361 --> 00:25:49,481 - John. - Uh, yeah, yeah, listening. 611 00:25:49,761 --> 00:25:52,161 - What is that? - That is me. 612 00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:53,841 Well, it's a me substitute. 613 00:25:54,361 --> 00:25:57,681 Don't be so hard on yourself, you know I value your little contributions. 614 00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,857 John: Yeah? It's been there since 9:00 this morning. 615 00:25:59,881 --> 00:26:00,961 Has it? Where were you? 616 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:02,761 Helping mrs h with her sudoku. 617 00:26:02,841 --> 00:26:04,017 - What about my girlfriend? - —what? 618 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,041 You said I had an ex. 619 00:26:05,121 --> 00:26:08,561 You've got a Japanese tattoo in the crook of your elbow in the name akako. 620 00:26:08,641 --> 00:26:10,401 It's obvious you've tried to have it removed. 621 00:26:10,921 --> 00:26:12,681 But surely that means I want to forget her, 622 00:26:12,761 --> 00:26:13,761 not that I'm indifferent. 623 00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:14,977 If she'd really hurt your feelings, 624 00:26:15,001 --> 00:26:16,217 you would have had the word obliterated. 625 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,497 But the first attempt wasn't successful and you haven't tried again. 626 00:26:18,521 --> 00:26:21,201 So it seems you can live with this slightly blurred memory of akako. 627 00:26:21,241 --> 00:26:22,561 Hence, the indifference. 628 00:26:25,201 --> 00:26:26,881 I thought you'd done something clever. 629 00:26:27,001 --> 00:26:30,521 Oh, no. No, but now you've explained it. It's dead simple, innit? 630 00:26:32,241 --> 00:26:33,241 (Sighs) 631 00:26:33,681 --> 00:26:36,161 I've withheld this information from you until now, mr Kingsley, 632 00:26:36,201 --> 00:26:37,801 but I think it's time you knew the truth. 633 00:26:38,641 --> 00:26:40,201 What do you mean? 634 00:26:40,281 --> 00:26:43,057 Have you ever wondered if your wife was a little bit out of your league? 635 00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:45,041 - Well... - You thought she was having an affair. 636 00:26:45,121 --> 00:26:47,097 I'm afraid it's far worse than that. Your wife is a spy. 637 00:26:47,121 --> 00:26:48,561 - —What? - That's right. 638 00:26:48,881 --> 00:26:50,401 Her real name is Greta bengsdotter. 639 00:26:50,481 --> 00:26:53,097 Swedish by birth, and probably the most dangerous spy in the world. 640 00:26:53,121 --> 00:26:55,337 She's been operating deep under cover for the past four years now 641 00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:56,577 as your wife, for one reason only - 642 00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:59,417 to get near the American embassy, which is across the road from your flat. 643 00:26:59,441 --> 00:27:01,481 Tomorrow the us president will be at the embassy 644 00:27:01,561 --> 00:27:02,961 as part of an official state visit. 645 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:04,617 As the president greets members of staff, 646 00:27:04,641 --> 00:27:07,241 Greta bengsdotter, disguised as a 22-stone cleaner, 647 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:10,137 will inject the president in the back of the neck with a dangerous new drug, 648 00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:12,801 hidden inside a secret compartment inside her padded armpit. 649 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,057 This drug will then render the president entirely susceptible 650 00:27:15,081 --> 00:27:16,177 to the will of that new master. 651 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:18,041 - None other than James moriarty. - —what? 652 00:27:18,121 --> 00:27:19,921 Moriarty will then use the president as a pawn 653 00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:22,201 to destabilise the United Nations general assembly, 654 00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:24,537 which is due to vote on a nuclear non-proliferation treaty, 655 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:27,257 tipping the balance in favour of a first-strike policy against Russia. 656 00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:29,137 This chain of events will then prove unstoppable, 657 00:27:29,161 --> 00:27:31,241 thus precipitating world war three. 658 00:27:31,321 --> 00:27:32,801 (Chuckling) Are you serious? 659 00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:35,177 No, of course not. His wife left him because his breath stinks 660 00:27:35,201 --> 00:27:36,377 and he likes to wear her lingerie. 661 00:27:36,401 --> 00:27:37,441 I don't. 662 00:27:38,561 --> 00:27:40,081 - Just the bras. - Get out. 663 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,521 What's this all about, then? 664 00:27:46,721 --> 00:27:47,921 - Having fun. - Fun? 665 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:49,081 - While I can. - Mmm-hmm. 666 00:27:49,161 --> 00:27:50,441 (Knock at door) 667 00:27:50,681 --> 00:27:51,937 - Sherlock. - Borgia Pearl. Boring, go. 668 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:52,961 - But... - Go. 669 00:27:54,521 --> 00:27:55,641 Oh, this had better be good. 670 00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:57,121 Oh, I think you'll like it. 671 00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:02,721 That is the bust, isn't it, the one that was broken? 672 00:28:02,801 --> 00:28:04,681 No, it's another one. Different owner. 673 00:28:04,921 --> 00:28:05,961 Different part of town. 674 00:28:06,321 --> 00:28:08,881 You were right. This is a thing. Something is going on. 675 00:28:11,961 --> 00:28:13,297 What's wrong? I thought you'd be pleased. 676 00:28:13,321 --> 00:28:15,321 - Sherlock: I am pleased. - You don't look pleased. 677 00:28:15,641 --> 00:28:17,641 This is my game face. 678 00:28:18,801 --> 00:28:20,201 The game is on. 679 00:28:21,161 --> 00:28:23,377 Lestrade: Another two have been smashed since the welsborough one. 680 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,121 One belonging to mr mohandes Hassan... 681 00:28:25,201 --> 00:28:26,241 Identical busts. 682 00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:29,601 Yeah, and this one to a dr barnicot in holborn. Three in total. 683 00:28:29,681 --> 00:28:31,297 God knows who'd want to do something like this. 684 00:28:31,321 --> 00:28:33,097 Yeah, but some people have that complex, don't they? 685 00:28:33,121 --> 00:28:34,281 An idee fixe. 686 00:28:34,521 --> 00:28:36,801 They obsess over one thing and they can't let it go. 687 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:37,921 Sherlock: No, no, good. 688 00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:39,521 There were other images of Margaret. 689 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,521 - Margaret? - You know who she is. 690 00:28:41,601 --> 00:28:43,681 Thatcher, present at the first break-in. 691 00:28:43,761 --> 00:28:45,641 Why would a monomaniac fixate on just one? 692 00:28:45,721 --> 00:28:46,761 - Ooh. - John: What? 693 00:28:47,241 --> 00:28:48,241 Blood. 694 00:28:48,801 --> 00:28:50,681 Quite a bit of it, too. 695 00:28:51,281 --> 00:28:53,121 Was there any injury at the crime scene? 696 00:28:53,201 --> 00:28:54,201 Nah. 697 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,201 Then our suspect must have cut themselves breaking the bust. 698 00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,641 - Come on. - Holborn? 699 00:28:58,721 --> 00:29:00,361 - Lambeth. - La m Beth? Why? 700 00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:02,281 - To see Toby. - Ah, right. 701 00:29:02,361 --> 00:29:03,761 - Who? - You'll see. 702 00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:05,297 - Right, you coming? - No, he's got a lunch date 703 00:29:05,321 --> 00:29:08,121 with a brunette forensic officer that he doesn't want to be late for. 704 00:29:08,201 --> 00:29:09,201 Who told you? 705 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:10,457 The right sleeve of yourjacket 706 00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:11,857 plus the formaldehyde mixed with your Cologne, 707 00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:14,137 and your complete inability to stop looking at your watch. 708 00:29:14,161 --> 00:29:15,521 Have a good time. 709 00:29:15,601 --> 00:29:16,841 I will. 710 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,561 Trust me, though, she's not right for you. 711 00:29:18,641 --> 00:29:20,361 - —What? - She's not the one. 712 00:29:20,921 --> 00:29:23,121 Well, thank you, mystic Meg. 713 00:29:23,521 --> 00:29:24,657 How do you work all that out? 714 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:26,737 She's got three children in rio that he doesn't know about. 715 00:29:26,761 --> 00:29:28,441 - Are you just making this up? - Possibly. 716 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,041 John: Who's Toby? 717 00:29:30,121 --> 00:29:32,057 Sherlock: There's a kid I know, hacker, brilliant hacker. 718 00:29:32,081 --> 00:29:33,081 One of the world's best. 719 00:29:33,161 --> 00:29:34,217 Got himself into serious trouble 720 00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:35,881 with the Americans a couple of years ago. 721 00:29:35,961 --> 00:29:37,801 He hacked into the Pentagon security system 722 00:29:37,881 --> 00:29:39,881 and I managed to get him off the charge. 723 00:29:40,681 --> 00:29:42,121 Therefore, he owes me a favour. 724 00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:44,361 John: So, how does that help us? Sherlock: What? 725 00:29:44,441 --> 00:29:46,281 - Toby the hacker. - Toby is not the hacker. 726 00:29:46,361 --> 00:29:47,361 What? 727 00:29:47,961 --> 00:29:50,001 - All right, Craig. - All right, Sherlock. 728 00:29:50,441 --> 00:29:51,801 Craig's got a dog. 729 00:29:52,761 --> 00:29:55,121 John: So I see. Sherlock: (Chuckles) Good boy. 730 00:29:55,201 --> 00:29:56,201 Hiya! 731 00:29:57,321 --> 00:29:59,121 Mary? What are you... 732 00:29:59,201 --> 00:30:01,641 We, we agreed. We would never bring Rosie out on a case. 733 00:30:01,721 --> 00:30:03,601 Exactly, so... 734 00:30:03,681 --> 00:30:04,737 -Don't wait up. —(Rosie cries) 735 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:05,817 -Hey, Sherlock. —sherlock: Hey. 736 00:30:05,841 --> 00:30:07,097 But Mary, what are you doing here? 737 00:30:07,121 --> 00:30:08,537 - She's better at this than you. - Better? 738 00:30:08,561 --> 00:30:09,561 So I texted her. 739 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,201 John: Hang on. Mary's better than me? 740 00:30:11,281 --> 00:30:13,761 Well, she is a retired super-agent with a terrifying skill-set. 741 00:30:13,841 --> 00:30:14,841 Of course she's better. 742 00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:16,937 - Okay. - Sh erlock: Nothing personal. 743 00:30:16,961 --> 00:30:19,001 Well, so I'm supposed to just go home now, am I? 744 00:30:19,081 --> 00:30:21,017 Oh, what do you think, Sherlock? Shall we take him with us? 745 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,577 - Sherlock: John or the dog? - Ha-ha, that's funny. 746 00:30:22,601 --> 00:30:25,721 - John. He's handy and loyal. - That's hilarious. 747 00:30:25,801 --> 00:30:27,641 - Hmm. - Is it too early for a divorce? 748 00:30:27,721 --> 00:30:29,321 - Aw! - Sherlock: Barnicot's house, then. 749 00:30:29,401 --> 00:30:30,681 Anyone up for a trudge? 750 00:30:30,761 --> 00:30:32,521 - —(Dog barks) - Keep up. He's fast. 751 00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:35,121 - He's not moving. - He's thinking. 752 00:30:38,681 --> 00:30:39,761 He's really not moving. 753 00:30:39,841 --> 00:30:42,361 Slow but sure, John, not dissimilar to yourself. 754 00:30:44,201 --> 00:30:45,961 You just like this dog, don't you? 755 00:30:46,961 --> 00:30:49,081 - Well, I like you. - He's still not moving. 756 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:53,041 -Fascinating. —oh! 757 00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:55,121 (Mary clears throat) 758 00:31:14,201 --> 00:31:15,617 Sherlock: Well, what do you make of it? 759 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,201 Mary: That we're looking for something. 760 00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:18,681 Yes, but it wasn't a burglar. 761 00:31:18,761 --> 00:31:21,201 They came specifically for that Thatcher bust. Why? 762 00:31:48,881 --> 00:31:49,881 Clever. 763 00:31:49,961 --> 00:31:52,097 Well, if you were wounded and you knew you were leaving a trail, 764 00:31:52,121 --> 00:31:54,217 - where would you go? - Like hiding a tree in a forest. 765 00:31:54,241 --> 00:31:55,561 Or blood in a butcher's. 766 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,481 Never mind, Toby. Better luck next time, hmm? 767 00:31:59,241 --> 00:32:01,441 This is it, though. This is the one. I can feel it. 768 00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:02,961 Not moriarty? 769 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:06,161 Has to be him. It's too bizarre, it's too baroque. 770 00:32:06,241 --> 00:32:08,841 It's designed to beguile me, tease me and lure me in. 771 00:32:09,321 --> 00:32:10,761 Blast. 772 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:12,761 A noose for me to put my neck into. 773 00:32:31,121 --> 00:32:33,281 Mary: You should have seen the state of the front lawn. 774 00:32:34,761 --> 00:32:36,001 It was like the exorcist. 775 00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:38,441 (Scoffs) Was Rosie's head spinning round? 776 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:41,401 Mmm, no. Just the projectile vomiting. 777 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:42,721 - Nice. - Mmm. 778 00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:47,121 Now, you think we'd have noticed when she was born. 779 00:32:47,201 --> 00:32:48,441 Noticed what? 780 00:32:49,641 --> 00:32:51,721 The little 666 on her forehead. 781 00:32:51,801 --> 00:32:53,841 Mmm. That's the omen. 782 00:32:56,001 --> 00:32:58,161 - So? - You said it was like the exorcist. 783 00:32:58,241 --> 00:32:59,337 They're two different things. 784 00:32:59,361 --> 00:33:01,441 She can't be the devil and the antichrist. 785 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,521 (Scoffs) 786 00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,481 (Rosie crying) 787 00:33:05,281 --> 00:33:07,041 -Yea h, can't she? —(Grunts) 788 00:33:07,241 --> 00:33:09,721 Oh, coming, darling. 789 00:33:10,681 --> 00:33:12,281 - Mummy's coming. - —(Mobile vibrating) 790 00:33:12,841 --> 00:33:15,081 Mary: Oh, what are you doing? 791 00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:17,561 What are you doing? 792 00:33:20,481 --> 00:33:23,041 Craig: You heard of that thing in Germany? 793 00:33:24,161 --> 00:33:26,017 You're going to have to be more specific, Craig. 794 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:27,801 Uh, ostalgie. 795 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,161 People who miss the old days under the communists. 796 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,761 - People are weird, aren't they? - Mmm. 797 00:33:32,841 --> 00:33:35,761 According to this, there's quite a market for cold war memorabilia. 798 00:33:36,201 --> 00:33:38,521 Thatcher, Reagan, Stalin. 799 00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:40,121 Time's a great leveller, innit? 800 00:33:40,361 --> 00:33:42,841 Thatcher's like, I don't know, Napoleon now. 801 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,337 Yes, fascinating and relevant. Where exactly did they come from? 802 00:33:45,361 --> 00:33:48,841 Well, I've got into records of the suppliers, gelder and co. 803 00:33:48,921 --> 00:33:51,401 - Seems they're from Georgia. - Sherlock: Where exactly? 804 00:33:51,481 --> 00:33:52,481 Tbilisi. 805 00:33:52,561 --> 00:33:53,961 Batch of six. 806 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:55,961 One to welsborough, one to Hassan, 807 00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:59,081 one to dr barnicot. Two to miss orrie harker, 808 00:33:59,161 --> 00:34:02,321 one to a mrjack sandeford of reading. 809 00:34:02,401 --> 00:34:03,681 - Lestrade, another one? - Yeah. 810 00:34:03,761 --> 00:34:04,761 Harker or sandeford? 811 00:34:06,721 --> 00:34:09,281 Harker. And it's murder this time. 812 00:34:09,441 --> 00:34:10,921 Mmm. That perks things up a bit. 813 00:34:21,521 --> 00:34:25,641 Defensive wounds on her face and hands, throat cut, sharp blade. 814 00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:27,481 The same thing inside the house, the bust. 815 00:34:27,561 --> 00:34:28,681 Two of them this time. 816 00:34:28,761 --> 00:34:32,041 Interesting. That batch of statues was made in Tbilisi several years ago. 817 00:34:32,121 --> 00:34:33,401 Limited edition of six. 818 00:34:33,481 --> 00:34:35,417 And now someone's wandering about destroying them all. 819 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:36,617 Makes no sense. What's the point? 820 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,977 Well, they're not destroying them. That's not what's happening. 821 00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:40,217 - Yes, it is. - Well, it is what's happening, 822 00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:41,241 but it's not the point. 823 00:34:41,321 --> 00:34:42,881 I've been slow. Far too slow. 824 00:34:42,961 --> 00:34:45,017 Well, I'm still being slow over here, so if you wouldn't mind. 825 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,561 Slow but lucky, very lucky. 826 00:34:47,121 --> 00:34:50,121 Since they smashed both busts, our luck mightjust hold. 827 00:34:50,201 --> 00:34:52,361 Jack sandeford of reading is where I'm going next. 828 00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:54,121 Congratulations, by the way. 829 00:34:54,601 --> 00:34:56,521 - Sorry? - Well, you're about to solve a big one. 830 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:59,241 Yeah, untiljohn publishes his blog. 831 00:34:59,321 --> 00:35:01,281 Yeah. Till then, basically. 832 00:35:10,361 --> 00:35:11,561 (Water splashing) 833 00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:19,881 That's enough now, love. 834 00:35:23,441 --> 00:35:25,121 Daddy has things to do, I'm afraid. 835 00:35:26,281 --> 00:35:27,561 And you need to get to bed. 836 00:35:28,761 --> 00:35:29,761 Come on. 837 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:04,601 It would be much simpler to take out your grievances at the polling station. 838 00:36:23,761 --> 00:36:24,961 Sherlock: You were on the run. 839 00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:27,161 Nowhere to hide your precious cargo. 840 00:36:30,961 --> 00:36:32,281 You find yourself in a workshop, 841 00:36:32,361 --> 00:36:34,841 plaster busts of the iron lady drying. It's clever. 842 00:36:35,081 --> 00:36:37,241 Very clever. But now you've met me. 843 00:36:37,721 --> 00:36:39,121 And you're not so clever, are you? 844 00:36:39,201 --> 00:36:40,521 Who are you? 845 00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:41,921 My name is Sherlock Holmes. 846 00:36:43,281 --> 00:36:44,961 Goodbye, Sherlock Holmes. 847 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:46,201 (Screams) 848 00:36:57,441 --> 00:36:58,441 (Screams) 849 00:37:32,321 --> 00:37:33,321 (Grunts) 850 00:37:43,081 --> 00:37:44,081 (Grunts) 851 00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:54,481 (Choking) 852 00:38:01,201 --> 00:38:02,201 (Gasping) 853 00:38:10,481 --> 00:38:11,537 Sherlock: You're out of time. 854 00:38:11,561 --> 00:38:13,561 Tell me about your boss, moriarty. 855 00:38:13,641 --> 00:38:14,641 Who? 856 00:38:14,721 --> 00:38:16,761 I know it's him. It must be him. 857 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:19,161 You think you understand? 858 00:38:20,361 --> 00:38:21,841 You understand nothing. 859 00:38:21,921 --> 00:38:24,177 Sherlock: Well, before the police come in and spoil things, 860 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:25,761 why don't we just enjoy the moment? 861 00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:29,281 Let me present Interpol's number one case. 862 00:38:29,801 --> 00:38:31,841 Too tough for them, too boring for me. 863 00:38:33,801 --> 00:38:35,761 The black Pearl of the borgias. 864 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:45,401 It's not possible. 865 00:38:46,481 --> 00:38:47,641 How could she... 866 00:38:52,641 --> 00:38:54,337 Mary: Everything about who I was is on there. 867 00:38:54,361 --> 00:38:55,601 The problems of your past 868 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:56,681 are your business. 869 00:38:57,681 --> 00:38:59,361 The problems of your future 870 00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:02,081 are my privilege. 871 00:39:09,121 --> 00:39:10,281 Sherlock: I don't understand. 872 00:39:12,041 --> 00:39:14,961 - She, she destroyed it. - She? 873 00:39:18,161 --> 00:39:19,161 (Gun cocking) 874 00:39:19,241 --> 00:39:20,241 You know her. 875 00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:22,601 You do, don't you? 876 00:39:23,121 --> 00:39:24,281 You know the bitch. 877 00:39:26,201 --> 00:39:27,201 She betrayed me. 878 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:28,281 (Siren wailing) 879 00:39:28,361 --> 00:39:29,881 - Betrayed us all. - Ma ry. 880 00:39:31,321 --> 00:39:32,721 This is about Mary. 881 00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:34,961 Is that what she's calling herself now? 882 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,057 Policeman: (Over Lou dspeaker) Armed police. You're surrounded. 883 00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:38,161 Give it to me. 884 00:39:39,561 --> 00:39:40,921 Give it to me! 885 00:39:41,001 --> 00:39:43,537 Policeman: I'm going in. I want to see your hands above your head. 886 00:39:43,561 --> 00:39:46,201 Nobody shoots at me. If anyone shoots, I kill this man. 887 00:39:46,281 --> 00:39:47,721 Lay down your weapons. 888 00:39:48,241 --> 00:39:49,401 Do it now! 889 00:39:49,481 --> 00:39:50,921 I'm leaving this place. 890 00:39:51,881 --> 00:39:53,521 If no one follows me, no one dies. 891 00:39:53,601 --> 00:39:54,681 Lay down your weapons. 892 00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:57,081 You're a policemen. 893 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:58,561 I'm a professional. 894 00:39:59,681 --> 00:40:01,161 Tell her she's a dead woman. 895 00:40:02,481 --> 00:40:04,121 She's a dead woman walking. 896 00:40:04,561 --> 00:40:05,841 She's my friend, 897 00:40:06,721 --> 00:40:08,401 and she's under my protection. 898 00:40:08,841 --> 00:40:09,841 Who are you? 899 00:40:11,481 --> 00:40:13,081 I'm the man 900 00:40:14,241 --> 00:40:15,521 who's going to kill your friend. 901 00:40:17,241 --> 00:40:18,721 Who's Sherlock Holmes? 902 00:40:19,841 --> 00:40:21,401 Not a policeman. 903 00:40:23,961 --> 00:40:25,041 (Alarm ringing) 904 00:40:46,401 --> 00:40:48,481 Ambassador: What do you think? Mate in two? 905 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,241 (Speaking local language) 906 00:40:51,321 --> 00:40:53,121 Man: Don't antagonise them, darling. 907 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:56,481 Well, what else is there to do? Chess palls after three months. 908 00:40:56,561 --> 00:40:58,121 Everything palls. 909 00:40:58,681 --> 00:41:00,321 They'll send someone soon. 910 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:02,841 "They"? Who are "they"? 911 00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:05,481 Seems to me we put an awful lot of faith in "they." 912 00:41:06,081 --> 00:41:07,857 Well, I've got something "they" would dearly love 913 00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:09,721 if only we could get out of here. 914 00:41:11,161 --> 00:41:13,201 - I've got ammo. - Ammo? 915 00:41:14,521 --> 00:41:15,521 (Shouting) 916 00:41:36,841 --> 00:41:37,841 Madam ambassador. 917 00:41:38,761 --> 00:41:40,041 What took you so long? 918 00:41:40,121 --> 00:41:42,361 - Can't get the staff. - Male soldier: Everyone out, now! 919 00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:48,281 Male soldier: To your left. 920 00:41:50,201 --> 00:41:51,201 (People screaming) 921 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,681 (Laughing) 922 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:02,321 What now. What do we do? 923 00:42:06,361 --> 00:42:07,361 We die. 924 00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:22,721 Well? 925 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,801 He can't have got far. We'll have him in a bit. 926 00:42:24,881 --> 00:42:26,681 - I very much doubt it. - Why? 927 00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,841 Because I think he used to work with Mary. 928 00:42:58,001 --> 00:42:59,241 (Gunfire) 929 00:42:59,321 --> 00:43:01,561 (Men speaking local language) 930 00:43:03,721 --> 00:43:04,721 (Grunts) 931 00:43:14,321 --> 00:43:15,321 (Gunfire) 932 00:43:27,681 --> 00:43:28,721 (Grunts) 933 00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:34,201 Ammo. Ammo. Ammo. 934 00:43:38,961 --> 00:43:42,081 Ammo. Ammo. Ammo. 935 00:43:42,561 --> 00:43:43,561 (Moaning) 936 00:43:47,561 --> 00:43:48,801 Passed out again. 937 00:43:48,881 --> 00:43:50,961 It's no fun when they pass out. 938 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:52,361 We'll come back later. 939 00:43:52,441 --> 00:43:54,081 What would he do if he knew, huh? 940 00:43:54,521 --> 00:43:55,841 About the English woman. 941 00:43:56,481 --> 00:43:58,241 What would you do to a traitor? 942 00:43:59,281 --> 00:44:00,961 Maybe we'll tell him one day. 943 00:44:01,801 --> 00:44:04,081 If he lives that long. (Laughs) 944 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,001 (Thunder rumbling) 945 00:45:18,481 --> 00:45:19,801 Sherlock: I am an idiot. 946 00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:22,801 I know nothing. 947 00:45:22,881 --> 00:45:24,761 Mary: Well, I've been telling you that for ages. 948 00:45:24,801 --> 00:45:26,881 That was quite a text you sent me. 949 00:45:28,721 --> 00:45:29,801 What's going on, Sherlock? 950 00:45:29,881 --> 00:45:31,337 Sherlock: I was so convinced it was moriarty, 951 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:33,641 I couldn't see what was right under my nose. 952 00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:35,761 Expected a Pearl. 953 00:45:41,601 --> 00:45:44,961 - Oh, my god. That's a... - Yes, it's an agra memory stick. 954 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:47,721 Like you gavejohn, except this one belongs to someone else. 955 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:49,561 - Who? - I don't know. 956 00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:51,841 We, we all had one, but the others were... 957 00:45:51,921 --> 00:45:53,601 Well, haven't you even looked at it yet? 958 00:45:53,681 --> 00:45:55,641 I glanced at it, but I prefer to hear it from you. 959 00:45:55,721 --> 00:45:56,721 Why? 960 00:45:57,801 --> 00:45:59,841 Because I'll know the truth when I hear it. 961 00:46:00,081 --> 00:46:01,081 (Scoffs) 962 00:46:07,401 --> 00:46:08,721 There were four of us. 963 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:11,641 - Agents. - Not just agents. 964 00:46:11,881 --> 00:46:13,201 Polite term. 965 00:46:14,121 --> 00:46:19,921 Alex, Gabriel, me and ajay. 966 00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:23,401 There was absolute trust between us. 967 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,481 The memory sticks guaranteed it. 968 00:46:25,561 --> 00:46:26,641 We all had one. 969 00:46:27,601 --> 00:46:30,721 Each containing aliases, our background, everything. 970 00:46:30,801 --> 00:46:33,521 We could never be betrayed because we had everything we needed 971 00:46:33,601 --> 00:46:34,801 to destroy the other. 972 00:46:35,321 --> 00:46:37,561 - Who employed you? - Anyone who paid well. 973 00:46:38,081 --> 00:46:40,401 Oh, we were at the top of our game for years, 974 00:46:40,481 --> 00:46:41,481 and then it all ended. 975 00:46:43,281 --> 00:46:45,601 There was a coup in Georgia. 976 00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:47,601 The British embassy in Tbilisi was ta Ken over, 977 00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:49,761 lots of hostages, we got the call to go in, 978 00:46:49,841 --> 00:46:53,201 get them out, there was a change of plan, a last-minute adjustment. 979 00:46:53,281 --> 00:46:54,441 - Who from? - I don't know. 980 00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:56,481 Just another voice on the phone. 981 00:46:57,921 --> 00:46:59,321 And a codeword. 982 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,681 - Ammo. - Ammo? 983 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,481 Like ammunition. 984 00:47:05,081 --> 00:47:07,201 We went in, but then something went wrong. 985 00:47:08,641 --> 00:47:10,001 Something went really wrong. 986 00:47:13,881 --> 00:47:15,041 (People screaming) 987 00:47:24,361 --> 00:47:25,561 That was six years ago. 988 00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:28,241 Feels like forever. 989 00:47:28,961 --> 00:47:30,561 I was the only one that made it out. 990 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,801 - —What? - I met someone tonight. 991 00:47:37,641 --> 00:47:40,361 The same someone who's looking for the sixth Thatcher. 992 00:47:47,641 --> 00:47:49,241 Oh, my god. That's ajay. That's him. 993 00:47:49,321 --> 00:47:51,881 - What, he's alive? - Yeah, very much so. 994 00:47:52,921 --> 00:47:54,961 I don't believe it. This is amazing. 995 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:56,097 I thought I was the only one, 996 00:47:56,121 --> 00:47:57,257 I thought I was the only one who got out. 997 00:47:57,281 --> 00:47:58,681 Where is he? I need to see him now! 998 00:47:58,761 --> 00:48:02,321 Before you gave it tojohn, did you keep your memory stick safe? 999 00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:04,361 Yeah, of course. It was our insurance. 1000 00:48:04,961 --> 00:48:07,241 Above all, they mustn't fall into enemy hands. 1001 00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:09,481 So ajay survived as well, 1002 00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:12,441 and now he's looking for the memory stick he managed to hide, 1003 00:48:12,521 --> 00:48:15,161 with all of agra's old aliases on it, but why? 1004 00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:16,881 I don't know. 1005 00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,201 Tbilisi was six years ago, where's he been? 1006 00:48:24,081 --> 00:48:26,561 Mary, I'm sorry to tell you this, but he wants you dead. 1007 00:48:27,161 --> 00:48:28,481 (Laughs) 1008 00:48:29,761 --> 00:48:32,441 Sorry, no, no, 'cause we, we were family. 1009 00:48:33,361 --> 00:48:34,561 Families fall out. 1010 00:48:35,881 --> 00:48:38,841 The memory stick is the easiest way to track you down. 1011 00:48:38,921 --> 00:48:41,321 You're the only other survivor, it must be you that he wants, 1012 00:48:41,361 --> 00:48:43,801 and he's already killed looking for the Thatcher bust. 1013 00:48:43,881 --> 00:48:45,841 Well, he'sjust trying to find me. He survived. 1014 00:48:45,921 --> 00:48:47,281 That's all that matters. 1015 00:48:47,361 --> 00:48:48,961 Sherlock: I heard it from his own mouth. 1016 00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:50,921 "Tell her she's a dead woman walking." 1017 00:48:54,361 --> 00:48:55,641 Why would he want to kill me? 1018 00:48:57,361 --> 00:49:00,041 - He said you betrayed him. - Oh, no. No, that's insane. 1019 00:49:02,081 --> 00:49:03,561 Well, it's what he believes. 1020 00:49:06,801 --> 00:49:07,801 (Exhales) 1021 00:49:11,001 --> 00:49:13,401 I suppose I was always afraid this might happen. 1022 00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:16,321 That something in my past would come back to haunt me one day. 1023 00:49:16,481 --> 00:49:18,721 Yes, well, he's a very tangible ghost. 1024 00:49:18,801 --> 00:49:21,761 God, I just wanted a bit of peace, and I really thoughtl had it. 1025 00:49:21,841 --> 00:49:22,841 No, Mary. 1026 00:49:24,721 --> 00:49:25,721 You do. 1027 00:49:27,441 --> 00:49:29,121 I made a vow, remember? 1028 00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:31,961 To look after the three of you. 1029 00:49:33,201 --> 00:49:35,081 Sherlock, the dragon slayer. 1030 00:49:36,281 --> 00:49:39,641 Stay close to me and I will keep you safe from him, I promise you. 1031 00:49:42,161 --> 00:49:44,481 There's something I think you should read. 1032 00:49:44,561 --> 00:49:45,561 What is it? 1033 00:49:46,481 --> 00:49:48,081 Mary: I hoped I wouldn't have to do this. 1034 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,081 What are you... 1035 00:49:57,161 --> 00:49:58,641 - Mary... oh, no. - There you go. 1036 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:01,081 It's all right. 1037 00:50:01,161 --> 00:50:03,001 It's for the best, believe me. 1038 00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:05,201 (Groans) 1039 00:50:07,481 --> 00:50:09,841 You just look after him tilll get back. I'm sorry. 1040 00:50:11,561 --> 00:50:12,561 I'm so sorry. 1041 00:50:13,721 --> 00:50:15,001 (Little girl singing) 1042 00:50:21,081 --> 00:50:22,161 (Dog barking) 1043 00:50:28,961 --> 00:50:29,961 (Groans) 1044 00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:39,241 (Thunder rumbling) 1045 00:50:43,481 --> 00:50:44,681 Agra? 1046 00:50:44,801 --> 00:50:46,481 A city on the banks of the river yamuna, 1047 00:50:46,561 --> 00:50:49,001 in the northern state of uttar pradesh, India. 1048 00:50:49,081 --> 00:50:51,881 It is 378 kilometres west of the state capital, lucknow... 1049 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,241 What are you, Wikipedia? 1050 00:50:53,841 --> 00:50:55,561 - Yes. - Agra's an acronym. 1051 00:50:55,641 --> 00:50:57,161 Oh, good. I love an acronym. 1052 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,801 All the best secret societies have them. 1053 00:50:59,881 --> 00:51:01,441 Team of agents, the best. 1054 00:51:01,521 --> 00:51:03,881 - But you know all of that. - Of course, I do. Go on. 1055 00:51:04,201 --> 00:51:07,241 One of them, ajay, is looking for Mary, also one of the team. 1056 00:51:07,841 --> 00:51:09,641 Indeed. Well, that's news to me. 1057 00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:10,721 Is it? 1058 00:51:11,561 --> 00:51:13,377 He's already killed looking for that memory stick, 1059 00:51:13,401 --> 00:51:14,817 agra always worked for the highest bidder, 1060 00:51:14,841 --> 00:51:16,241 I thought that might include you. 1061 00:51:16,321 --> 00:51:18,201 - Me? - Oh, I mean the British government 1062 00:51:18,281 --> 00:51:20,441 or whatever government you're currently propping up. 1063 00:51:20,521 --> 00:51:22,081 Mycrofi': Agra were very reliable. 1064 00:51:22,361 --> 00:51:24,641 Then came the Tbilisi incident. 1065 00:51:24,961 --> 00:51:26,801 They were sent in to free the hostages, 1066 00:51:26,881 --> 00:51:28,521 but it all went horribly wrong. 1067 00:51:29,081 --> 00:51:31,361 And that was that. We stopped using freelancers. 1068 00:51:31,441 --> 00:51:33,641 - Your initiative? - My initiative. 1069 00:51:33,721 --> 00:51:36,641 Freelancers are too woolly, too messy. 1070 00:51:37,441 --> 00:51:39,361 I don't like loose ends. 1071 00:51:39,441 --> 00:51:40,561 Not on my watch. 1072 00:51:43,561 --> 00:51:44,641 There was something else. 1073 00:51:45,641 --> 00:51:46,641 A detail. 1074 00:51:47,241 --> 00:51:48,561 A codeword. 1075 00:51:51,121 --> 00:51:53,121 - Ammo? - It's all I've got. 1076 00:51:53,321 --> 00:51:54,601 Little enough. 1077 00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:56,561 Sherlock: Could you do some digging as a favour? 1078 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:58,601 You don't have many favours left. 1079 00:51:59,081 --> 00:52:00,521 Then I'm calling them all in. 1080 00:52:01,281 --> 00:52:04,281 And if you can find who's after her and neutralise them, what then? 1081 00:52:04,361 --> 00:52:06,441 You think you can go on saving her forever? 1082 00:52:06,521 --> 00:52:07,921 Of course. 1083 00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:09,521 Is that sentiment talking? 1084 00:52:09,601 --> 00:52:10,961 No. It's me. 1085 00:52:12,121 --> 00:52:13,921 Difficult to tell the difference these days. 1086 00:52:14,001 --> 00:52:17,001 Told you, I made a promise. A vow. 1087 00:52:18,201 --> 00:52:20,121 All right, I'll see what I can do. 1088 00:52:21,201 --> 00:52:23,201 But remember this, brother mine. 1089 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:27,001 Agents like Mary tend not to reach retirement age. 1090 00:52:27,081 --> 00:52:29,761 They get retired 1091 00:52:29,841 --> 00:52:31,681 in a pretty permanent sort of way. 1092 00:52:33,321 --> 00:52:34,801 Not on my watch. 1093 00:52:35,521 --> 00:52:36,521 Mary: My darling, 1094 00:52:37,361 --> 00:52:40,921 I need to tell you this because you mustn't hate me for going away. 1095 00:52:41,921 --> 00:52:44,401 (In New York accent) Pardon me. I can hear a squeaking. 1096 00:52:44,481 --> 00:52:46,041 Can you hear a squeaking? 1097 00:52:47,641 --> 00:52:50,881 Only I watched a documentary on the discovery channel, 1098 00:52:50,961 --> 00:52:52,801 why planes fail, did you see it? 1099 00:52:52,881 --> 00:52:54,521 - Can't say I did. - Oh, truly terrifying. 1100 00:52:54,681 --> 00:52:57,841 Swore I would never fly again, yet here I am. 1101 00:52:58,321 --> 00:53:00,041 - Everything okay, madam? - No. 1102 00:53:00,121 --> 00:53:02,481 No, it's not. But then what's the use in complaining? 1103 00:53:02,561 --> 00:53:03,961 I hear a squeaking. 1104 00:53:04,121 --> 00:53:06,601 Probably the wing will come off, is all. 1105 00:53:06,681 --> 00:53:09,241 Everything's fine, I promise you. Just relax. 1106 00:53:09,401 --> 00:53:11,521 Oh, okay, relax. 1107 00:53:11,601 --> 00:53:13,401 She said relax. (Laughs) 1108 00:53:14,241 --> 00:53:16,961 Did you have a nice time in London? 1109 00:53:17,041 --> 00:53:18,641 It was okay, I guess. 1110 00:53:18,721 --> 00:53:20,441 But did somebody hide the sun? 1111 00:53:20,521 --> 00:53:23,041 Did you lose it in the war? (Laughs manically) 1112 00:53:27,161 --> 00:53:30,481 Ma ry: I ga ve myself permission to have an ordinary life. 1113 00:53:32,241 --> 00:53:33,801 I'm not running, I promise you that. 1114 00:53:33,881 --> 00:53:36,001 I just need to do this in my own way. 1115 00:53:37,241 --> 00:53:38,601 Oh, god. 1116 00:53:38,681 --> 00:53:41,681 I, I don't feel so good. Oh, my god. 1117 00:53:47,881 --> 00:53:49,921 - Everything okay, madam? - I think I'm dying. 1118 00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:51,161 I don't feel so good. 1119 00:53:51,241 --> 00:53:52,777 - — (Breath es h eavi ly) - You're all right. 1120 00:53:52,801 --> 00:53:54,881 Oh, you're sweet. 1121 00:53:54,961 --> 00:53:58,161 You have a very kind face. God will smile on you. 1122 00:54:01,841 --> 00:54:04,681 Mary: But I don't want you and Sherlock hanging off my gun arm. 1123 00:54:04,761 --> 00:54:06,081 I'm sorry, my love. 1124 00:54:18,361 --> 00:54:21,161 I know you'll try to find me, but there is no point. 1125 00:54:22,681 --> 00:54:25,321 Every move is random and not even Sherlock Holmes 1126 00:54:25,401 --> 00:54:27,601 can anticipate the roll of a dice. 1127 00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:35,921 I need to move the target far, faraway 1128 00:54:36,001 --> 00:54:39,481 from you and Rosie, and then I'll come back, my darling. 1129 00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:42,281 I swear, I will. 1130 00:56:17,761 --> 00:56:18,881 (Man speaking in distinctly) 1131 00:56:21,281 --> 00:56:24,001 Man: You haven't got a chance. Not a chance. 1132 00:56:25,241 --> 00:56:27,121 I've got you where I want you. 1133 00:56:27,201 --> 00:56:30,201 Give in, give in. I will destroy you. 1134 00:56:30,801 --> 00:56:32,481 You're completely at my mercy. 1135 00:56:33,401 --> 00:56:35,321 Sherlock: Mr baker. Well, that completes the set. 1136 00:56:35,401 --> 00:56:36,681 Man: No, it is not. 1137 00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:37,937 Sherlock: Well, who else am I missing? 1138 00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:40,081 Master bun. It's not a set without him. 1139 00:56:40,161 --> 00:56:42,001 How many more times, mr Sherlock? 1140 00:56:42,081 --> 00:56:44,362 Hmm. Maybe it's because I'm not familiar with the concept. 1141 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:45,401 Oh, hi, Mary. 1142 00:56:45,961 --> 00:56:47,041 What concept? 1143 00:56:47,121 --> 00:56:48,681 Happy families. Nice trip? 1144 00:56:49,641 --> 00:56:52,161 - How the f... - Please, Mary, there is a child present. 1145 00:56:53,441 --> 00:56:55,641 - How did you get in here? - Sherlock: Karim let me in. 1146 00:56:55,841 --> 00:56:56,841 Hello. 1147 00:56:57,561 --> 00:56:59,801 Karim, would you be so kind as to fetch us some tea? 1148 00:56:59,881 --> 00:57:01,721 - Sure. - Thank you. 1149 00:57:01,801 --> 00:57:03,001 Nice to meet you, Mrs. 1150 00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:09,561 No, I, I mean, how did you find me? 1151 00:57:10,121 --> 00:57:12,441 - I'm Sherlock Holmes. - Mary: Really though, how? 1152 00:57:12,521 --> 00:57:14,761 Every movement I made was entirely random. 1153 00:57:14,841 --> 00:57:18,001 Every new personality, just on the roll of a dice. 1154 00:57:18,081 --> 00:57:20,081 Mary, no human action is ever truly random. 1155 00:57:20,161 --> 00:57:22,161 An advanced grasp of the mathematics of probability 1156 00:57:22,201 --> 00:57:24,561 mapped on to a thorough apprehension of human psychology 1157 00:57:24,641 --> 00:57:26,601 and the known dispositions of any given individual 1158 00:57:26,641 --> 00:57:28,297 can reduce the number of variables considerably. 1159 00:57:28,321 --> 00:57:30,201 I myself know of at least 58 techniques 1160 00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:33,601 to refine the seemingly infinite array of randomly generated possibilities 1161 00:57:33,681 --> 00:57:35,841 down to the smallest number of feasible variables. 1162 00:57:37,561 --> 00:57:39,401 But they're really difficult, so instead I just 1163 00:57:39,441 --> 00:57:41,361 stuck a tracer on the inside of the memory stick. 1164 00:57:42,281 --> 00:57:43,361 (Sherlock laughs) 1165 00:57:43,441 --> 00:57:44,721 Oh, you bastard. 1166 00:57:45,841 --> 00:57:48,041 - You bastard. - I know, but your face. 1167 00:57:48,121 --> 00:57:50,001 "The mathematics of probability." 1168 00:57:50,081 --> 00:57:51,081 You believed that. 1169 00:57:51,241 --> 00:57:52,681 "Feasible variables." 1170 00:57:52,761 --> 00:57:54,601 Yes, I started to run out about then. 1171 00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:56,361 In the memory stick. 1172 00:57:56,441 --> 00:57:57,841 Yeah, that was my idea. 1173 00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:05,001 (Call to prayer) 1174 00:58:08,761 --> 00:58:10,881 - —John: Agra. - Yes. 1175 00:58:10,961 --> 00:58:12,881 Mmm-hmm. You said it was your initials. 1176 00:58:15,921 --> 00:58:17,721 - In a way, that was true. - In a way? 1177 00:58:19,241 --> 00:58:20,361 So many lies. 1178 00:58:22,281 --> 00:58:23,361 I'm so sorry. 1179 00:58:24,161 --> 00:58:26,641 -I don't just mean you. —what? 1180 00:58:27,761 --> 00:58:31,561 Alex, Gabriel, ajay... 1181 00:58:31,641 --> 00:58:33,081 You're r. 1182 00:58:36,401 --> 00:58:37,401 Rosamund? 1183 00:58:38,801 --> 00:58:39,921 Rosa m u nd ma ry. 1184 00:58:42,721 --> 00:58:43,961 I always liked Mary. 1185 00:58:45,201 --> 00:58:46,201 Yeah, me too. 1186 00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:50,801 I used to. (Sighs) 1187 00:58:51,801 --> 00:58:53,241 I didn't know what else to do. 1188 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,017 You could have stayed. You could have talked to me. 1189 00:58:55,041 --> 00:58:57,161 That's what couples are supposed to do. 1190 00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,081 Work things through. 1191 00:59:01,201 --> 00:59:02,201 Yes. 1192 00:59:03,961 --> 00:59:05,121 Yes, of course. 1193 00:59:05,201 --> 00:59:06,681 Mary, I may not be a very good man. 1194 00:59:08,441 --> 00:59:11,161 But I think I'm a bit better than you give me credit for. 1195 00:59:11,241 --> 00:59:12,681 - Most of the time. - All the time. 1196 00:59:14,161 --> 00:59:16,561 You're always a good man, John. I've never doubted that. 1197 00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:18,401 You neverjudge. You never complain. 1198 00:59:19,441 --> 00:59:20,801 I don't deserve you, I... 1199 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:27,121 All I ever wanted to do was keep you and Rosie safe, that's all. 1200 00:59:31,921 --> 00:59:33,201 I will keep you safe. 1201 00:59:36,321 --> 00:59:37,481 But it has to be in London. 1202 00:59:37,961 --> 00:59:39,601 It's my city, I know the turf. 1203 00:59:42,401 --> 00:59:44,961 Come home and everything will be all right, I promise you. 1204 00:59:46,681 --> 00:59:48,321 -Get down! —(Gunshots) 1205 00:59:55,321 --> 00:59:56,961 - Hello again. - Ajay. 1206 00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:58,641 Oh, you remember me. I'm touched. 1207 00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:00,641 Look, I thought you were dead. Believe me, I did. 1208 01:00:01,281 --> 01:00:04,161 I've been looking forward to this for longer than you can imagine. 1209 01:00:04,841 --> 01:00:06,961 I swear to you, I thought you were dead. 1210 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:08,641 I thought I was the only one who got out. 1211 01:00:09,361 --> 01:00:10,361 (Gunshot) 1212 01:00:10,441 --> 01:00:11,761 Sherlock: How did you find us? 1213 01:00:12,161 --> 01:00:13,921 By following you, Sherlock Holmes. 1214 01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,681 I mean, you're clever. 1215 01:00:15,761 --> 01:00:18,001 You found her, but I found you, sir. 1216 01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:19,801 Perhaps not so clever. 1217 01:00:19,881 --> 01:00:22,201 And now here we are. At last. 1218 01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:24,721 - —(Gunshot) - (Bulb sha'i'i'ers) 1219 01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,681 (Chuckles) Touché. 1220 01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:30,081 Listen, whatever you think you know, 1221 01:00:30,161 --> 01:00:32,081 we can talk about this, we can work it out. 1222 01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:33,481 She thought I was dead. 1223 01:00:34,841 --> 01:00:36,321 I might as well have been. 1224 01:00:36,681 --> 01:00:39,481 It was always just the four of us. Always, remember? 1225 01:00:39,721 --> 01:00:41,921 - Oh, yeah. - So why do you wanna kill me? 1226 01:00:42,001 --> 01:00:43,817 Ajay: Do you know how long they kept me prisoner? 1227 01:00:43,841 --> 01:00:45,081 What they did to me? 1228 01:00:46,201 --> 01:00:48,881 - They tortured Alex to death. - —(Gasps) 1229 01:00:49,161 --> 01:00:51,721 I can still hear the sound of his back breaking. 1230 01:00:51,801 --> 01:00:53,601 But you, you, where were you? 1231 01:00:53,681 --> 01:00:55,681 That day, at the embassy, I escaped. 1232 01:00:56,841 --> 01:00:59,841 But I lost sight of you, too, so you explain, where were you? 1233 01:00:59,921 --> 01:01:02,481 Oh, I got out. For a while. 1234 01:01:03,561 --> 01:01:05,161 Long enough to hide my memory stick. 1235 01:01:05,761 --> 01:01:07,481 I didn't want that to fall into their hands. 1236 01:01:08,241 --> 01:01:10,041 I was loyal, you see. 1237 01:01:10,601 --> 01:01:11,881 Loyal to my friends. 1238 01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:15,161 They took me, tortured me. 1239 01:01:15,241 --> 01:01:16,561 Not for information. 1240 01:01:16,721 --> 01:01:18,401 (Grunting) —(Screaming) 1241 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:21,041 Not for anything except fun. 1242 01:01:22,561 --> 01:01:25,281 They thought I'd give in. Die. 1243 01:01:25,361 --> 01:01:27,041 But I didn't, I lived. 1244 01:01:28,481 --> 01:01:31,121 And eventually, they forgot about me rotting in a cell somewhere. 1245 01:01:31,681 --> 01:01:33,561 Six years they kept me there. 1246 01:01:34,601 --> 01:01:36,361 Till one day, I saw my chance. 1247 01:01:37,521 --> 01:01:39,321 Oh, and I made them pay. 1248 01:01:39,401 --> 01:01:41,681 You know, all the time I was there, 1249 01:01:41,761 --> 01:01:43,081 I just kept picking up things. 1250 01:01:43,601 --> 01:01:46,841 Little whispers, laughter, gossip. 1251 01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:49,441 How the clever agents had been betrayed. 1252 01:01:50,401 --> 01:01:51,961 Brought down by you! 1253 01:01:52,161 --> 01:01:53,921 - Me? - (Horn honking) 1254 01:01:56,841 --> 01:01:57,841 (Gun cocking) 1255 01:01:59,121 --> 01:02:00,121 (Grunts) 1256 01:02:02,841 --> 01:02:04,961 You know I'll kill you, too. You know I will, ajay. 1257 01:02:05,481 --> 01:02:08,041 (Panting) What, you think I care if I die? 1258 01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:10,121 I've dreamed of killing you. 1259 01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:13,521 Every night for six years. 1260 01:02:14,441 --> 01:02:15,641 Squeezing the life 1261 01:02:16,321 --> 01:02:18,481 out of your treacherous, lying throat. 1262 01:02:18,561 --> 01:02:19,761 I swear to you, ajay. 1263 01:02:21,121 --> 01:02:23,001 Sherlock: What did you hear, ajay? 1264 01:02:23,081 --> 01:02:25,961 When you were a prisoner, what exactly did you hear? 1265 01:02:28,361 --> 01:02:29,361 Ajay: What did I hear? 1266 01:02:31,041 --> 01:02:32,041 Ammo. 1267 01:02:33,521 --> 01:02:35,161 Every day, as they tore into me, 1268 01:02:35,761 --> 01:02:37,761 ammo. Ammo. 1269 01:02:39,241 --> 01:02:41,761 Ammo. Ammo. 1270 01:02:43,201 --> 01:02:44,721 We were betrayed! 1271 01:02:44,801 --> 01:02:45,897 Sherlock: And they said it was her. 1272 01:02:45,921 --> 01:02:47,961 - And you betrayed us. - They said her name? 1273 01:02:48,041 --> 01:02:49,641 Yeah, they said it was the English woman. 1274 01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:52,601 - —(Gunshots) - No! No! 1275 01:03:01,801 --> 01:03:03,761 Sh erlock: The English woman. That's all he heard. 1276 01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:05,601 Naturally, he assumed it was Mary. 1277 01:03:05,681 --> 01:03:07,361 Couldn't this wait until you're back? 1278 01:03:07,441 --> 01:03:08,521 No, it's not over. 1279 01:03:08,601 --> 01:03:09,937 Ajay said that they'd been betrayed. 1280 01:03:09,961 --> 01:03:12,601 The hostage-takers knew agra were coming. 1281 01:03:12,681 --> 01:03:14,441 There was only a voice on the phone. 1282 01:03:14,681 --> 01:03:16,241 Remember, and a codeword. 1283 01:03:16,321 --> 01:03:17,801 Ammo, yes, you said. 1284 01:03:18,441 --> 01:03:19,761 How's your Latin, brother dear? 1285 01:03:20,841 --> 01:03:22,001 My Latin? 1286 01:03:22,081 --> 01:03:24,361 Amo, amas, amat. 1287 01:03:25,441 --> 01:03:28,081 I love, you love, he loves, what... 1288 01:03:28,161 --> 01:03:31,761 Not ammo as in ammunition, but amo meaning... 1289 01:03:35,441 --> 01:03:37,001 You'd better be right, Sherlock. 1290 01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:40,001 (Beeps) 1291 01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:48,401 (Beeping) 1292 01:03:49,361 --> 01:03:50,361 (Beeping) 1293 01:03:52,721 --> 01:03:55,321 - —(Beeping) - Bloody thing. 1294 01:03:57,881 --> 01:03:58,881 What's going on? 1295 01:03:59,241 --> 01:04:00,761 I'm very sorry, lady smallwood, 1296 01:04:00,841 --> 01:04:04,241 your security protocols have been temporarily rescinded. 1297 01:04:04,321 --> 01:04:05,321 What? 1298 01:04:16,681 --> 01:04:18,001 John: So many lies. 1299 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,601 I don't just mean you. 1300 01:04:38,161 --> 01:04:39,481 (In distinct chatter) 1301 01:04:46,401 --> 01:04:48,361 -Hello. —ah, hello. (Laughs) 1302 01:04:48,441 --> 01:04:50,321 - I like your Daisy. - Thank you, yeah. 1303 01:04:50,401 --> 01:04:51,841 It's not really me, though, I think. 1304 01:04:52,961 --> 01:04:54,161 It's too floral for me. 1305 01:04:54,241 --> 01:04:56,801 I'm more of a knackered with weary old eyes kind of a guy. 1306 01:04:56,881 --> 01:04:58,001 Well, I think they're nice. 1307 01:05:00,881 --> 01:05:03,241 - Nice eyes. What, what... - Thank you. (Laughs) 1308 01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:06,801 I don't normally do this, but, um... 1309 01:05:06,881 --> 01:05:08,601 - But you're gonna. - Yeah. 1310 01:05:11,681 --> 01:05:13,121 - —(Chuckles) - What's this? 1311 01:05:13,201 --> 01:05:14,361 This is me. 1312 01:05:15,121 --> 01:05:16,201 Uh, thank you. 1313 01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,601 - Cheers. - Yea h, rig ht. 1314 01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:19,761 - Bye. - Bye. 1315 01:05:32,561 --> 01:05:33,561 (Beeps) 1316 01:05:53,001 --> 01:05:54,001 (Ch uckles) 1317 01:06:14,521 --> 01:06:16,001 (Clears th roat) 1318 01:06:19,761 --> 01:06:22,001 (Mobile vibrating) 1319 01:06:25,361 --> 01:06:28,081 Now, you think we'd have noticed when she was born. 1320 01:06:28,161 --> 01:06:29,401 Noticed what? 1321 01:06:30,601 --> 01:06:32,721 The little 666 on her forehead. 1322 01:06:34,321 --> 01:06:36,241 Mmm. That's the omen. 1323 01:06:38,601 --> 01:06:40,761 - So? - You said it was like the exorcist. 1324 01:06:40,841 --> 01:06:41,937 They're two different things. 1325 01:06:41,961 --> 01:06:43,761 She can't be the devil and the antichrist. 1326 01:06:43,841 --> 01:06:44,841 (Scoffs) 1327 01:06:45,801 --> 01:06:47,801 (Rosie crying) 1328 01:06:47,881 --> 01:06:49,641 -Yea h, can't she? —(Grunts) 1329 01:06:49,721 --> 01:06:52,081 Oh, coming, darling. 1330 01:06:52,161 --> 01:06:53,761 -I'm coming. —(Mobile vibrating) 1331 01:07:01,961 --> 01:07:02,961 (Sighs) 1332 01:07:04,881 --> 01:07:06,561 Mary: Why are you crying? Shh, shh. 1333 01:07:06,641 --> 01:07:09,001 (Mobile vibrates) — (crying continues) 1334 01:07:15,801 --> 01:07:16,961 Mary: I know. 1335 01:07:21,481 --> 01:07:22,481 (Mobile vibrating) 1336 01:07:23,641 --> 01:07:24,641 (Sighs) 1337 01:07:28,241 --> 01:07:31,321 Mary: Oh, you're not going to stop crying, are you? 1338 01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:32,401 (Mobile vibrating) 1339 01:07:33,121 --> 01:07:35,441 Mary: I know, shall we go and see daddy? (Gasps) 1340 01:07:35,521 --> 01:07:37,161 Let's go see daddy. 1341 01:07:38,001 --> 01:07:41,201 Daddy's here. It's okay, Rosie's coming. 1342 01:07:41,281 --> 01:07:42,841 - I'll take her. - Yea h? 1343 01:07:42,921 --> 01:07:44,401 Yeah, I might as well get up anyway. 1344 01:07:44,481 --> 01:07:46,121 Hey, baby, it's daddy. 1345 01:07:46,201 --> 01:07:47,801 (Kissing) Daddy. 1346 01:07:47,881 --> 01:07:49,201 - Come here, Rosie. - Yeah. 1347 01:07:49,281 --> 01:07:50,681 Come here, darling, it's all right. 1348 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:54,081 - Mary: Yeah, thank you. - —(Crying continues) 1349 01:08:43,441 --> 01:08:46,281 This is absolutely ridiculous, and you know it. 1350 01:08:46,361 --> 01:08:47,921 How many more times? 1351 01:08:48,001 --> 01:08:52,721 Six years ago, you held the brief for foreign operations. Codename, love. 1352 01:08:52,801 --> 01:08:55,081 And you're basing all this on a codename? 1353 01:08:55,801 --> 01:08:57,881 On a whispered voice on the telephone? 1354 01:08:58,801 --> 01:08:59,841 Come on, mycroft. 1355 01:08:59,921 --> 01:09:01,441 You were the conduit for agra. 1356 01:09:01,961 --> 01:09:04,801 Every assignment, every detail they got from you. 1357 01:09:04,881 --> 01:09:06,601 It was my job. 1358 01:09:06,681 --> 01:09:08,161 Then there was the Tbilisi incident. 1359 01:09:08,241 --> 01:09:09,521 - Agra went in. - Yes. 1360 01:09:09,601 --> 01:09:11,641 - And they were betrayed. - Not by me. 1361 01:09:15,681 --> 01:09:17,601 Mycroft, we've known each other a long time. 1362 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:22,281 I promise you, I haven't the foggiest idea 1363 01:09:22,361 --> 01:09:23,641 what all this is about. 1364 01:09:24,441 --> 01:09:27,481 You wound up agra and all the other freelancers. 1365 01:09:28,481 --> 01:09:31,081 I haven't done any of the things 1366 01:09:31,161 --> 01:09:33,921 you're accusing me of. Not one. 1367 01:09:36,401 --> 01:09:38,641 Not one. 1368 01:09:54,521 --> 01:09:56,161 Do you think she'll like bedtime stories? 1369 01:09:56,241 --> 01:09:58,321 - I'd like to do those. - Yeah? 1370 01:09:58,401 --> 01:10:01,121 Yeah, I just make a series of gurgling noises at the moment. 1371 01:10:01,201 --> 01:10:03,281 - —(Chuckles) - Although she does seem to enjoy them. 1372 01:10:03,841 --> 01:10:05,281 Well, I'll have to give that a go. 1373 01:10:05,361 --> 01:10:06,361 (Ch uckles) 1374 01:10:06,921 --> 01:10:08,081 Got a lot to catch up on. 1375 01:10:25,041 --> 01:10:26,281 Ajay: You think you understand. 1376 01:10:27,241 --> 01:10:28,441 You understand nothing. 1377 01:10:32,441 --> 01:10:35,441 Mycrofi': Codenames Antarctica, langdale, porlock and love. 1378 01:10:35,521 --> 01:10:37,721 Ma ry: You 'd be amazed what a receptionist picks up. 1379 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:39,201 They know everything. 1380 01:10:39,281 --> 01:10:40,881 Ajay: They said it was the English woman! 1381 01:10:41,521 --> 01:10:43,161 Don't minute any of this. 1382 01:10:43,961 --> 01:10:45,481 Ma ry: They know everything. 1383 01:10:57,121 --> 01:10:58,441 You don't make it easy, do you? 1384 01:10:58,521 --> 01:10:59,521 What do you mean? 1385 01:11:00,961 --> 01:11:03,961 I mean... (Clears throat) Being so perfect. 1386 01:11:06,881 --> 01:11:07,881 Mary. 1387 01:11:09,361 --> 01:11:10,841 I need to tell you... 1388 01:11:10,921 --> 01:11:12,161 - —(Mobile vibrating) - Hang on. 1389 01:11:13,761 --> 01:11:14,801 Can you tell me later? 1390 01:11:16,641 --> 01:11:18,121 - Yea h, yea h. - Great. 1391 01:11:19,561 --> 01:11:20,841 Oh, no, we can't just go. 1392 01:11:20,921 --> 01:11:22,921 - Rosie. Uh, you go. - No! 1393 01:11:23,001 --> 01:11:24,721 I'll come as soon as I've found someone. 1394 01:11:24,801 --> 01:11:26,201 - Mrs Hudson. - Corfu till Saturday. 1395 01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:27,377 - Molly. - Uh, yeah, I'll try. 1396 01:11:27,401 --> 01:11:28,897 Well we should both stay and wait for her. 1397 01:11:28,921 --> 01:11:30,057 No, you know that's not gonna happen. 1398 01:11:30,081 --> 01:11:32,337 If there's more to this case, you're the one who needs to see it. 1399 01:11:32,361 --> 01:11:33,361 Yeah, okay, you win. 1400 01:11:48,681 --> 01:11:50,121 Man: (Over pa) Ladies and gentlemen. 1401 01:11:50,201 --> 01:11:52,521 The aquarium will be closing in five minutes. 1402 01:11:53,081 --> 01:11:55,041 Please make your way to the exit. 1403 01:11:55,121 --> 01:11:56,121 Thank you. 1404 01:12:07,161 --> 01:12:08,921 Sherlock: Your office said I'd find you here. 1405 01:12:09,761 --> 01:12:13,001 Vivian: This was always my favourite spot for agents to meet. 1406 01:12:15,321 --> 01:12:16,401 We're like them. 1407 01:12:17,481 --> 01:12:20,401 Ghostly, living in the shadows. 1408 01:12:20,481 --> 01:12:21,561 Predatory. 1409 01:12:22,121 --> 01:12:23,721 Well, it depends which side you're on. 1410 01:12:24,721 --> 01:12:27,001 Also, we have to keep moving or we die. 1411 01:12:27,441 --> 01:12:28,961 Nice location for the final act. 1412 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:30,561 Couldn't have chosen it better myself. 1413 01:12:30,601 --> 01:12:32,921 But then I never could resist a touch of the dramatic. 1414 01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:34,761 Vivian: I just come here to look at the fish. 1415 01:12:36,641 --> 01:12:38,321 I knew this would happen one day. 1416 01:12:40,681 --> 01:12:41,761 It's like that old story. 1417 01:12:41,841 --> 01:12:42,961 I really am a very busy man. 1418 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,377 Would you mind cutting to the chase? 1419 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:45,817 You're very sure of yourself, aren't you? 1420 01:12:45,841 --> 01:12:47,521 With good reason. 1421 01:12:47,601 --> 01:12:49,441 There was once a merchant 1422 01:12:49,521 --> 01:12:51,561 in a famous market in Baghdad. 1423 01:12:53,281 --> 01:12:55,201 I really have never liked this story. 1424 01:12:55,281 --> 01:12:57,961 I'm just like the merchant in the story. 1425 01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:00,201 I thought I could outrun the inevitable. 1426 01:13:00,281 --> 01:13:02,721 I've always been looking over my shoulder. 1427 01:13:02,801 --> 01:13:05,321 Always expecting to see the grim figure of... 1428 01:13:05,401 --> 01:13:06,561 - Mary: Death. - Hello, Mary. 1429 01:13:06,641 --> 01:13:08,161 - John? - Hey. On his way. 1430 01:13:09,361 --> 01:13:10,681 Sherlock: Let me introduce ammo. 1431 01:13:12,001 --> 01:13:13,121 You were ammo? 1432 01:13:14,361 --> 01:13:16,241 You were the person on the phone that time? 1433 01:13:16,321 --> 01:13:18,681 Using agra as her private assassination unit. 1434 01:13:19,041 --> 01:13:20,481 Why did you betray us? 1435 01:13:20,561 --> 01:13:23,001 - Why does anyone do anything? - Sherlock: Let me guess. 1436 01:13:23,081 --> 01:13:24,161 Selling secrets? 1437 01:13:24,241 --> 01:13:26,561 Well, it would be churlish to refuse. 1438 01:13:27,601 --> 01:13:29,001 Worked very well for a few yea rs. 1439 01:13:29,081 --> 01:13:31,201 I bought a nice cottage in cornwall on the back of it. 1440 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,721 But... 1441 01:13:33,801 --> 01:13:36,081 The ambassador in Tbilisi found out. 1442 01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,601 I thought I'd had it. 1443 01:13:38,761 --> 01:13:42,001 Then she was taken hostage in that coup. (Laughs) 1444 01:13:42,081 --> 01:13:43,441 I couldn't believe my luck. 1445 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,201 That bought me a little time. 1446 01:13:45,241 --> 01:13:47,361 But then you found out your boss had sent agra in. 1447 01:13:47,441 --> 01:13:48,561 Vivian: Very handy. 1448 01:13:48,761 --> 01:13:50,361 They were always such reliable killers. 1449 01:13:50,441 --> 01:13:52,201 What you didn't know, Mary, was that this one 1450 01:13:52,241 --> 01:13:54,561 also tipped off the hostage-takers. 1451 01:13:55,641 --> 01:13:57,681 Lady smallwood gave the order, 1452 01:13:57,761 --> 01:14:00,241 but I sent another one to the terrorists. 1453 01:14:00,681 --> 01:14:03,361 With a nice little clue about her codename, 1454 01:14:03,441 --> 01:14:05,361 should anyone have an inquiring mind. 1455 01:14:06,561 --> 01:14:08,001 Seemed to do the trick. 1456 01:14:08,081 --> 01:14:10,161 And you thought your troubles were over. 1457 01:14:10,361 --> 01:14:11,561 I was tired. 1458 01:14:12,721 --> 01:14:14,921 Tired of the mess of it all. 1459 01:14:17,121 --> 01:14:20,041 I just wanted some peace, some clarity. 1460 01:14:21,881 --> 01:14:24,401 The hostages were killed. Agra too. 1461 01:14:25,721 --> 01:14:26,961 Or so I thought. 1462 01:14:28,081 --> 01:14:29,561 My secret was safe. 1463 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:32,721 But, apparently not. 1464 01:14:34,641 --> 01:14:36,161 Just a little peace. 1465 01:14:37,601 --> 01:14:39,201 That's all you wanted too, wasn't it? 1466 01:14:40,321 --> 01:14:43,041 Afamily? Home? 1467 01:14:43,121 --> 01:14:44,521 Really, I understand. 1468 01:14:47,481 --> 01:14:50,161 So, just let me get out of here, right? 1469 01:14:51,241 --> 01:14:52,481 Let me just walk away. 1470 01:14:53,601 --> 01:14:55,361 I'll vanish, I'll go forever. 1471 01:14:58,121 --> 01:15:00,481 - What do you say? - After what you did? 1472 01:15:00,561 --> 01:15:01,601 Mary, no! 1473 01:15:03,121 --> 01:15:04,161 Mary: Okay. 1474 01:15:06,681 --> 01:15:09,521 London aquarium. Yes, now. 1475 01:15:12,561 --> 01:15:14,161 Vivian: I was never a field agent. 1476 01:15:14,841 --> 01:15:16,361 I always thought I'd be rather good. 1477 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:17,961 (Scoffs) 1478 01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:20,281 Well, you handled the operation in Tbilisi very well. 1479 01:15:20,921 --> 01:15:23,081 - Thanks. - For a secretary. 1480 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:24,601 What? 1481 01:15:24,681 --> 01:15:26,457 Can't have been easy all those years sitting in the back, 1482 01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:28,417 keeping your mouth shut, when you knew you were cleverer 1483 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:29,737 than most of the people in the room. 1484 01:15:29,761 --> 01:15:31,841 I didn't do this out ofjealousy. 1485 01:15:34,321 --> 01:15:37,161 Same old drudge, day in, day out. 1486 01:15:37,321 --> 01:15:40,281 Never getting out there, where all the excitement was. 1487 01:15:40,361 --> 01:15:43,161 Just back to your little flat on wigmore street. 1488 01:15:43,681 --> 01:15:45,601 - —(Stammers) - They've taken up the pavement 1489 01:15:45,681 --> 01:15:46,857 outside the post office there. 1490 01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:49,001 The local Clay on your shoes is very distinctive. 1491 01:15:49,081 --> 01:15:51,361 - Yes, your little flat. - How do you know? 1492 01:15:51,441 --> 01:15:52,897 Well, on your salary, it would have to be modest, 1493 01:15:52,921 --> 01:15:54,857 and you spent all the money on that cottage, didn't you? 1494 01:15:54,881 --> 01:15:56,721 And what are you? Widowed or divorced? 1495 01:15:57,601 --> 01:15:59,361 Wedding ring's at least 30 years old, 1496 01:15:59,441 --> 01:16:00,737 and you've moved it to another finger. 1497 01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:02,177 That means you're sentimentally attached to it. 1498 01:16:02,201 --> 01:16:03,361 But you're not still married. 1499 01:16:03,441 --> 01:16:05,041 Ifavour widowed, given the number of cats 1500 01:16:05,121 --> 01:16:06,417 - you share your life with. - Sherlock? 1501 01:16:06,441 --> 01:16:07,961 Two Burmese and a tortoiseshell, 1502 01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:09,721 judging by the cat hairs on your cardigan. 1503 01:16:09,801 --> 01:16:11,777 A divorcee's more likely to look for a new partner. 1504 01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:14,241 A widow to fill the void left by her dead husband. 1505 01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:16,641 - Sherlock, don't. - Pets do that, or so I'm told. 1506 01:16:16,721 --> 01:16:18,097 And there's clearly no one new in your life 1507 01:16:18,121 --> 01:16:20,377 otherwise you wouldn't be spending your Friday nights in an aquarium. 1508 01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:22,097 That probably accounts for the drink problem too. 1509 01:16:22,121 --> 01:16:23,297 The slight tremor in your hand. 1510 01:16:23,321 --> 01:16:25,401 The red wine stain ghosting your top lip. 1511 01:16:25,481 --> 01:16:27,041 So, yes. 1512 01:16:27,121 --> 01:16:29,401 I'd sayjealousy was your motive, after all. 1513 01:16:31,001 --> 01:16:32,201 To prove how good you are. 1514 01:16:33,561 --> 01:16:36,921 To make up for the inadequacies of your little life. 1515 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:40,241 Well, mrs norbury, 1516 01:16:40,321 --> 01:16:41,961 I must admit, this is unexpected. 1517 01:16:42,241 --> 01:16:44,081 Vivian norbury. 1518 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,601 You outsmarted them all. 1519 01:16:47,681 --> 01:16:49,561 All except Sherlock Holmes. 1520 01:16:52,841 --> 01:16:54,001 There's no way out. 1521 01:16:55,721 --> 01:16:56,961 So it would seem. 1522 01:16:58,841 --> 01:17:00,681 You see right through me, mr Holmes. 1523 01:17:00,761 --> 01:17:01,881 It's what I do. 1524 01:17:03,841 --> 01:17:05,921 Maybe I can still surprise you. 1525 01:17:07,041 --> 01:17:08,721 Now come on. Be sensible. 1526 01:17:10,561 --> 01:17:12,281 No, I don't think so. 1527 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:13,761 (Gunshot) 1528 01:17:24,001 --> 01:17:25,721 - —(Mary screams) - Surprise. 1529 01:17:26,121 --> 01:17:27,121 (Gasps) 1530 01:17:28,241 --> 01:17:29,521 (Mary grunting) 1531 01:17:31,321 --> 01:17:33,601 Everything's fine. It's gonna be okay. 1532 01:17:33,681 --> 01:17:35,681 - Get an ambulance. - —(Mary gasping) 1533 01:17:35,761 --> 01:17:36,817 Sherlock: It's all right. It's all right. 1534 01:17:36,841 --> 01:17:38,201 -Ma ry! John. 1535 01:17:39,961 --> 01:17:41,881 Oh... Mary? 1536 01:17:41,961 --> 01:17:43,281 Mary? Stay with me. Stay with me. 1537 01:17:43,361 --> 01:17:44,857 - Don't worry. - Mary: Come on, doctor. 1538 01:17:44,881 --> 01:17:46,737 - You can do better than that. - John: Come on, Mary. 1539 01:17:46,761 --> 01:17:48,161 Ma ry? 1540 01:17:49,001 --> 01:17:50,577 - John, I think this is it. - No, no, no, no. 1541 01:17:50,601 --> 01:17:52,321 It's not. It's... 1542 01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:54,001 You've made me so happy. 1543 01:17:54,081 --> 01:17:57,361 You gave me everything I could ever, ever... 1544 01:17:57,441 --> 01:17:58,521 - —Shh, shh. - Wa nted. 1545 01:17:58,601 --> 01:18:00,761 -Mary, Mary? Shh, shh. —(Crying) 1546 01:18:00,841 --> 01:18:02,601 -Look after Rosie. —shh. 1547 01:18:02,681 --> 01:18:04,001 - Promise me. - I promise. 1548 01:18:04,081 --> 01:18:05,241 - —(Sobbing) - Yes, I promise. 1549 01:18:05,321 --> 01:18:06,921 - Promise. - I promise. I promise. 1550 01:18:07,001 --> 01:18:08,201 Shh. 1551 01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:10,321 Hey, Sherlock. 1552 01:18:10,761 --> 01:18:11,801 Yes. 1553 01:18:11,881 --> 01:18:15,001 I so like you. 1554 01:18:15,641 --> 01:18:16,881 Did I ever say? 1555 01:18:18,521 --> 01:18:20,001 Yes, yes, you did. 1556 01:18:21,081 --> 01:18:24,521 I'm sorry for shooting you that time. 1557 01:18:24,601 --> 01:18:25,681 I'm really sorry. 1558 01:18:27,321 --> 01:18:28,441 It's all right. 1559 01:18:28,521 --> 01:18:31,681 - I think we're even now, okay? - Okay. 1560 01:18:31,801 --> 01:18:34,401 (Winces) I think we're even. 1561 01:18:34,481 --> 01:18:35,961 - Definitely even. - Ma ry... 1562 01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:38,041 Ah! (Sobbing) 1563 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:42,201 You were my whole world. 1564 01:18:44,801 --> 01:18:46,681 (Sobbing) 1565 01:18:46,761 --> 01:18:49,521 Being Mary Watson... 1566 01:18:51,121 --> 01:18:52,801 Was the only life... 1567 01:18:53,761 --> 01:18:54,761 Worth living. 1568 01:18:55,761 --> 01:18:56,841 Thank you. 1569 01:18:58,561 --> 01:19:00,281 (John panting) 1570 01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:01,561 Ma ry? 1571 01:19:17,641 --> 01:19:19,681 (John sobbing quietly) 1572 01:19:21,001 --> 01:19:22,761 (Grunting) 1573 01:19:24,121 --> 01:19:26,041 (Groaning) 1574 01:19:30,401 --> 01:19:32,881 (Screaming) 1575 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,721 (Breathing deeply) 1576 01:19:38,641 --> 01:19:40,081 John: Don't you dare. 1577 01:19:41,161 --> 01:19:42,801 (Panting) 1578 01:19:43,881 --> 01:19:45,121 You made a vow. 1579 01:19:48,481 --> 01:19:49,841 You swore it. 1580 01:21:01,281 --> 01:21:03,801 (Mobile vibrating) 1581 01:21:14,841 --> 01:21:15,961 (Mobile continues vibrating) 1582 01:21:16,921 --> 01:21:18,201 Ella: You've been having dreams. 1583 01:21:19,321 --> 01:21:20,401 A recurring dream? 1584 01:21:29,161 --> 01:21:30,281 Do you wanna talk about it? 1585 01:21:40,201 --> 01:21:42,441 This is a two-way relationship, you know. 1586 01:21:49,441 --> 01:21:50,441 (Sighs) 1587 01:21:52,841 --> 01:21:54,881 The whole world has come crashing down around you. 1588 01:21:56,081 --> 01:21:58,081 Everything is hopeless. 1589 01:21:58,161 --> 01:21:59,721 Irretrievable. 1590 01:22:01,161 --> 01:22:02,561 I know that's what you must feel. 1591 01:22:04,321 --> 01:22:05,921 But I can only help you 1592 01:22:06,001 --> 01:22:08,321 if you completely open yourself up to me. 1593 01:22:08,401 --> 01:22:10,001 Sherlock: That's not really my style. 1594 01:22:17,161 --> 01:22:18,481 I need to know what to do. 1595 01:22:20,321 --> 01:22:21,401 Ella: Do? 1596 01:22:22,441 --> 01:22:23,721 Aboutjohn. 1597 01:22:36,001 --> 01:22:37,041 (Grunts) 1598 01:22:43,201 --> 01:22:44,201 (Sighs) 1599 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:13,041 Put me through to sherrinford, please. 1600 01:23:14,001 --> 01:23:15,241 Yes, I'll wait. 1601 01:23:23,241 --> 01:23:25,137 Mrs Hudson: Nothing will ever be the same again, will it? 1602 01:23:25,161 --> 01:23:27,281 -I'm afraid it won't. —(Sobbing) 1603 01:23:27,361 --> 01:23:30,881 We'll have to rally around, I expect, do our bit. 1604 01:23:30,961 --> 01:23:33,361 Look after little Rosie. 1605 01:23:33,441 --> 01:23:35,121 I'm just going to, erm... 1606 01:23:36,681 --> 01:23:39,201 Look through these things. There might be a case. 1607 01:23:39,281 --> 01:23:42,721 A case? Oh, you're not up to it, are you? 1608 01:23:44,681 --> 01:23:47,561 Work is the best antidote to sorrow, mrs Hudson. 1609 01:23:47,641 --> 01:23:49,921 Yes, yes, I expect you're right. 1610 01:23:51,441 --> 01:23:52,761 I'll make some tea, shall I? 1611 01:23:52,841 --> 01:23:54,641 - Mrs Hudson? - Yes, Sherlock? 1612 01:23:57,201 --> 01:24:01,001 If you ever think I'm becoming a bit full of myself, 1613 01:24:01,081 --> 01:24:04,601 -cocky or overconfident... —mrs Hudson: Yes? 1614 01:24:04,681 --> 01:24:06,841 Will you just say the word "norbury" to me? 1615 01:24:06,921 --> 01:24:08,761 - Would you? - Norbury. 1616 01:24:09,321 --> 01:24:10,321 Just that. 1617 01:24:12,201 --> 01:24:13,281 I'd be very grateful. 1618 01:24:18,801 --> 01:24:19,841 What's this? 1619 01:24:19,921 --> 01:24:22,601 Oh, I brought that up. It was mixed up with my things. 1620 01:24:28,001 --> 01:24:30,561 - God, is that... - Must be. 1621 01:24:32,361 --> 01:24:33,761 I knew it wouldn't end like this. 1622 01:24:34,921 --> 01:24:36,561 I knew moriarty made plans. 1623 01:24:36,881 --> 01:24:38,201 (Beeping) 1624 01:24:39,481 --> 01:24:41,161 Thought that would get your attention. 1625 01:24:42,761 --> 01:24:44,681 So this is in case... 1626 01:24:47,441 --> 01:24:48,841 In case the day comes. 1627 01:24:49,881 --> 01:24:53,881 If you're watching this, I'm probably dead. 1628 01:24:55,001 --> 01:24:56,441 I hope I can have an ordinary life. 1629 01:24:56,521 --> 01:24:58,641 But who knows? Nothing is certain, nothing is written. 1630 01:25:00,241 --> 01:25:02,201 My old life... 1631 01:25:04,601 --> 01:25:06,041 It was full of consequences. 1632 01:25:09,121 --> 01:25:10,521 The danger was the fun part. 1633 01:25:10,601 --> 01:25:12,201 But you can't outrun that forever. 1634 01:25:12,281 --> 01:25:14,601 You need to remember that, so... 1635 01:25:17,801 --> 01:25:21,361 I'm giving you a case, Sherlock. 1636 01:25:23,881 --> 01:25:25,761 Might be the hardest case of your career. 1637 01:25:27,401 --> 01:25:31,201 When I'm gone, if I'm gone... 1638 01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:36,081 I need you to do something for me. 1639 01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:41,401 (Door opens) 1640 01:25:49,001 --> 01:25:52,041 I just wondered how things were going, you know. 1641 01:25:53,601 --> 01:25:55,081 And if there was anything I could do? 1642 01:25:58,601 --> 01:26:00,721 It's, uh... it's from John. 1643 01:26:02,241 --> 01:26:04,481 - Right. - You don't need to read it now. 1644 01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:09,521 I'm sorry, Sherlock. He says... 1645 01:26:09,601 --> 01:26:12,321 John said if you were to come round, 1646 01:26:12,401 --> 01:26:14,801 asking after him, offering to help... 1647 01:26:17,001 --> 01:26:18,001 Yes? 1648 01:26:19,161 --> 01:26:20,961 He said... 1649 01:26:22,401 --> 01:26:24,121 That he'd rather have anyone but you. 1650 01:26:26,441 --> 01:26:27,801 Anyone. 1651 01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,161 (Door closes) 1652 01:26:42,521 --> 01:26:46,041 Mary: I'm giving you a case, Sherlock. 1653 01:26:49,841 --> 01:26:53,521 When I'm gone, if I'm gone... 1654 01:26:55,441 --> 01:26:58,201 I need you to do something for me. 1655 01:27:01,401 --> 01:27:03,001 Save John Watson. 1656 01:27:06,161 --> 01:27:08,281 Save him, Sherlock. 1657 01:27:11,201 --> 01:27:12,361 Save him. 1658 01:27:18,601 --> 01:27:22,121 Sherlock: When does the path we walk on lock around our feet? 1659 01:27:25,921 --> 01:27:30,041 When does the road become a river with only one destination? 1660 01:27:32,721 --> 01:27:35,681 Death waits for us all in samarra. 1661 01:27:36,841 --> 01:27:39,361 But can samarra be avoided? 1662 01:27:49,761 --> 01:27:51,761 (Th eme music playing) 1663 01:28:20,001 --> 01:28:21,601 Go to hell, Sherlock.