1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,281 (Gunshot) 2 00:00:16,081 --> 00:00:18,321 Therapist: Tell me about your morning. 3 00:00:21,441 --> 00:00:22,801 Start from the beginning. 4 00:00:26,641 --> 00:00:27,841 I woke up. 5 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:29,761 Therapist: How did you sleep? 6 00:00:31,641 --> 00:00:33,561 I didn't. I don't. 7 00:00:34,481 --> 00:00:35,921 You just said you woke up. 8 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:38,561 I stopped lying down. 9 00:00:40,761 --> 00:00:41,761 Alone? 10 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:48,641 Of course, alone. 11 00:00:49,281 --> 00:00:51,801 I meant Rosie. Your daughter. 12 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:54,121 Uh, she's with friends. 13 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,721 Why? 14 00:00:57,201 --> 00:00:58,881 Can't always cope. 15 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:03,281 And last night wasn't good. 16 00:01:05,841 --> 00:01:07,041 It's understandable. 17 00:01:07,281 --> 00:01:09,641 Is it, why? Why is it understandable? 18 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:13,041 Why does everything have to be understandable? (Chuckles) 19 00:01:13,081 --> 00:01:17,401 Why can't some things be unacceptable? And we can just say that. 20 00:01:19,721 --> 00:01:21,281 I only mean it's okay. 21 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:24,281 I'm letting my daughter down. How the hell is that okay? 22 00:01:24,721 --> 00:01:25,921 You just lost your wife. 23 00:01:26,481 --> 00:01:28,561 And rosiejust lost her mother. 24 00:01:33,401 --> 00:01:37,241 Th erapist: You are holding yourself to an unreasonable standard. 25 00:01:38,121 --> 00:01:40,241 Joh n: No, I'm failing to. 26 00:01:42,081 --> 00:01:45,681 So, there is no one you talk to? Confide in? 27 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:47,161 No one. 28 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:50,921 Oh, I'm picking up Rosie this afternoon. 29 00:01:51,001 --> 00:01:52,721 After I see my therapist. 30 00:01:52,801 --> 00:01:54,441 Got a new one. I'm seeing her today. 31 00:01:55,321 --> 00:01:56,801 Mary: Are you gonna tell her about me? 32 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:01,001 Why not? 33 00:02:01,801 --> 00:02:03,201 - 'Cause I can't. - Why not? 34 00:02:03,281 --> 00:02:05,562 Because I can't, you know I can't. She thinks you're dead. 35 00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:08,001 John, you've got to remember, it's important. 36 00:02:09,401 --> 00:02:10,481 I am dead. 37 00:02:12,081 --> 00:02:15,961 Please. For your own sake and for Rosie's. 38 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,561 This isn't real. I'm dead. 39 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:20,841 - John, look at me. - Mmm. 40 00:02:21,201 --> 00:02:24,441 I'm not here. You know that, don't you? 41 00:02:27,121 --> 00:02:28,281 Okay. I'll see you later. 42 00:02:30,841 --> 00:02:32,881 Th erapist: Is there anything you're not telling me? 43 00:02:36,361 --> 00:02:38,041 (Chuckles) No. (Clears throat) 44 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,641 What are you looking at? 45 00:02:43,361 --> 00:02:44,361 Nothing. 46 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:46,361 You keep glancing to my left. 47 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:50,281 Oh, I suppose I was just looking away. (Chuckles) 48 00:02:50,961 --> 00:02:54,721 There is a difference between looking away and looking to. 49 00:02:55,561 --> 00:02:57,601 - I tend to notice these things. - I'm sure. 50 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:02,161 Now, I am reminding you of your friend, I think. 51 00:03:02,441 --> 00:03:04,161 That's not necessarily a good thing. 52 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:07,641 Do you talk to Sherlock Holmes? 53 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:08,801 I haven't seen him. 54 00:03:09,281 --> 00:03:11,097 No one's seen him. He's locked himself away in his flat. 55 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,361 God knows what he's up to. 56 00:03:12,561 --> 00:03:13,601 Do you blame him? 57 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,001 I don't blame him... I don't think about him. 58 00:03:16,281 --> 00:03:18,041 Has he attempted to make contact with you? 59 00:03:19,441 --> 00:03:21,761 How can you be sure? He might have tried. 60 00:03:21,841 --> 00:03:23,497 No, if Sherlock Holmes wants to get in touch, 61 00:03:23,521 --> 00:03:25,281 that's not something you can fail to notice. 62 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,721 (Tyres screeching) 63 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,681 (Car alarm ringing) 64 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:40,481 (Sirens wailing) 65 00:03:43,281 --> 00:03:45,441 (Ode tojoyplaying from car radio) 66 00:03:46,641 --> 00:03:48,161 Well, now. 67 00:03:48,721 --> 00:03:50,281 Won't you introduce me? 68 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:52,841 (Th eme music playing) 69 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,001 - —(In distinct chati'er) - Hello. Thank you, thank you. 70 00:04:46,681 --> 00:04:47,681 Hello. 71 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:53,441 Mr Smith, whenever you're ready. 72 00:04:56,561 --> 00:04:57,681 Now, please. 73 00:04:58,361 --> 00:04:59,361 Bring them through. 74 00:05:07,601 --> 00:05:11,801 It's difficult having such good friends. 75 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:15,441 Friends are people you want to share with. 76 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,961 Friends and family. 77 00:05:23,121 --> 00:05:25,641 What's the very worst thing you can do... 78 00:05:26,601 --> 00:05:28,481 To your very best friends? 79 00:05:28,921 --> 00:05:30,521 (Ch uckles) 80 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:33,321 Something on your mind? 81 00:05:34,481 --> 00:05:37,241 Yes, Simon. Oh yes. 82 00:05:39,481 --> 00:05:43,681 Whatever you tell us, stays in this room. I think I speak for everyone. 83 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,281 (All mu rmu ring) 84 00:05:46,441 --> 00:05:49,641 Woman: Well, what is the worst thing you could do? 85 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:53,281 Tell them your darkest secret. 86 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,961 Because, 87 00:05:56,841 --> 00:06:00,801 if you tell them, and they decide they'd rather not know... 88 00:06:01,521 --> 00:06:03,201 You can't take it back. 89 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:05,881 You can't unsay it. 90 00:06:07,921 --> 00:06:10,001 Once you've opened your heart, 91 00:06:10,081 --> 00:06:12,281 you can't close it again. 92 00:06:16,921 --> 00:06:19,321 (Laughs) 93 00:06:19,401 --> 00:06:20,961 I'm kidding. 94 00:06:23,241 --> 00:06:24,961 Of course, you can. 95 00:06:26,561 --> 00:06:29,521 Well, everyone, please, roll up your right sleeves. 96 00:06:29,721 --> 00:06:31,961 Roll up your right sleeves. Come on. 97 00:06:33,241 --> 00:06:36,641 Oh, it's a bit of insurance. 98 00:06:37,161 --> 00:06:38,481 I don't understand. What is that? 99 00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:41,241 (Chuckles) Td 12. 100 00:06:42,641 --> 00:06:44,721 - One of ours. - One of yours? 101 00:06:44,881 --> 00:06:47,961 We make it, my company. Td 12. 102 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:52,561 Sells mainly to dentists and hospitals, for minor surgical procedures. 103 00:06:53,801 --> 00:06:54,801 Interferes with... 104 00:06:56,681 --> 00:06:58,241 - The memory. - The memory. 105 00:06:58,721 --> 00:06:59,721 Yes. 106 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:04,881 I want to thank you, Ivan, for allowing me to use it. 107 00:07:05,961 --> 00:07:08,281 Didn't exactly know who you were gonna be using it on. 108 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,441 (Ch uckles) 109 00:07:09,521 --> 00:07:11,681 - You mean you didn't ask. - Is everyone ready? 110 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:13,841 - No. - Please. 111 00:07:14,361 --> 00:07:16,601 Roll up your sleeves. Come on, roll up. 112 00:07:22,961 --> 00:07:24,241 This is obscene. 113 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:27,041 All I'm doing, faith dear... 114 00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:30,761 - —(Gasps) - Is getting something off my chest. 115 00:07:31,241 --> 00:07:33,241 Without getting it on yours. 116 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:37,521 What you're about to hear me say may horrify you. But... 117 00:07:38,721 --> 00:07:39,721 You will forget it. 118 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:43,361 If you think about it, civilisation has always 119 00:07:43,441 --> 00:07:46,241 depended on a measure of elective ignorance. 120 00:07:46,321 --> 00:07:47,681 (Laughs) 121 00:07:47,761 --> 00:07:49,081 (Ch uckles) 122 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:56,761 These drip feeds will keep the drug in your blood streams 123 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:58,321 at exactly the right levels. 124 00:07:58,681 --> 00:08:00,441 Nothing that is happening to you now 125 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:03,121 will stay with you for more than a few minutes. 126 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:06,121 I'm afraid that some of the 127 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:10,641 memories you've had up to this point might also be... 128 00:08:14,121 --> 00:08:15,521 Corru pted. 129 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:19,121 I'm going to share something with you now. 130 00:08:19,361 --> 00:08:21,761 Something personal. 131 00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:23,961 And of importance to me. 132 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:27,521 I have a need to confess. 133 00:08:28,961 --> 00:08:32,241 But you, I think, might have a need to forget. 134 00:08:33,361 --> 00:08:37,321 By the end of this, you'll be free to go, and don't worry, 135 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:40,281 by the time you're back in the outside world 136 00:08:41,281 --> 00:08:43,281 you will not remember any of what you've heard. 137 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:45,801 - Ignorance is bliss. - What's wrong with bliss? 138 00:08:48,481 --> 00:08:51,041 Some of you know each other and some of you don't. 139 00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:56,521 Please, be aware that one of you 140 00:08:56,601 --> 00:08:58,721 is a high ranking police officer. 141 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:03,201 One of you is a member of the judiciary. 142 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:12,001 One of you sits on the board of a prominent broadcaster. 143 00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:18,401 Two of you work for me. And one of you of course, is my lovely daughter. 144 00:09:19,161 --> 00:09:20,161 Faith. 145 00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:25,481 You are the people I need to hear me. 146 00:09:25,561 --> 00:09:31,521 I have made millions, for myself for the people around this table, 147 00:09:31,641 --> 00:09:33,721 for millions of people I've never even met. 148 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:39,161 There are charities that I support who wouldn't exist without me. 149 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:43,961 If life is a balance sheet, and I think it is, 150 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,521 well, I believe I'm in credit! 151 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,281 But I have a situation. 152 00:09:52,721 --> 00:09:56,281 That needs to be managed. 153 00:09:57,641 --> 00:10:02,081 I have a problem and there is only one way that I can solve it. 154 00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:06,321 And what's that? 155 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:12,801 I'm terribly sorry. 156 00:10:18,961 --> 00:10:20,401 I need to kill someone. 157 00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:25,001 Who? 158 00:10:33,281 --> 00:10:36,401 Were we in a meeting? Was there a meeting? 159 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,881 Need to kill someone. Faith. 160 00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:47,321 (Faith breathing heavily) —my dear, dear girl. 161 00:10:47,401 --> 00:10:48,801 I can't remember. 162 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,161 I can't remember who you're gonna kill. 163 00:10:53,481 --> 00:10:54,601 In five minutes, 164 00:10:55,561 --> 00:10:58,041 you won't even remember why you were crying. 165 00:10:59,921 --> 00:11:01,521 The others are all fine. 166 00:11:01,601 --> 00:11:03,121 You know, they've gone down the pub. 167 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:05,921 It's all on me. (Chuckles) 168 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,001 (Faith sobbing) 169 00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:12,641 Oh faith. Don't you think I should take that? 170 00:11:12,961 --> 00:11:14,721 It's only going to upset you. 171 00:11:19,401 --> 00:11:23,201 Three years ago, my father told me he wanted to kill someone. 172 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,521 One word, mr Holmes, 173 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,561 anditchanged my world forever. 174 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,321 Just one word. 175 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:31,761 What word? 176 00:11:33,321 --> 00:11:35,241 - A name. - What name? 177 00:11:39,321 --> 00:11:40,881 I can't remember. 178 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,201 I can't remember who my father wanted to kill. 179 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:47,601 And I don't know if he ever did it. 180 00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:49,521 (Sighs) You've changed, 181 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,297 you need to top up your tan and your roots are showing, 182 00:11:51,321 --> 00:11:52,641 you're letting yourself go. 183 00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:56,001 Do you ever look in the mirror and want to see someone else? 184 00:11:56,161 --> 00:11:57,721 No. Do you own an American car? 185 00:11:57,921 --> 00:11:59,161 - I'm sorry? - No, not American. 186 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,681 Left hand drive. That's what I mean. 187 00:12:00,881 --> 00:12:02,361 No. Why do you ask? 188 00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:06,121 Not sure actually. Probably just noticed something. 189 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:15,881 Are you okay? 190 00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:17,881 Of course, you don't own a car. 191 00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:19,457 You don't need one. Do you? Living in isolation. 192 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:21,081 No human contact. No visitors. 193 00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:22,601 Okay, how do you know that? 194 00:12:22,721 --> 00:12:23,921 It's all here, isn't it? Look. 195 00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,641 Cost cutting is clearly a priority for you 196 00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,481 look at the size of your kitchen, teeny-tiny. 197 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:29,577 Must be a bit annoying when you're such a keen cook. 198 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:30,721 I don't understand. 199 00:12:30,841 --> 00:12:33,377 Hang on a minute. I was looking out of the window. Why was I doing that? 200 00:12:33,401 --> 00:12:35,481 - I don't know. - Me neither. Must've had a reason. 201 00:12:35,561 --> 00:12:37,041 It'll come back to me. 202 00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:40,241 Presumably, you downsized when you left your job. 203 00:12:40,321 --> 00:12:42,841 And maybe when you ended your relationship. 204 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:45,961 - You can't know that. - Of course I can. 205 00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:48,641 There wasn't anything physical going on, was there? 206 00:12:48,721 --> 00:12:51,281 Quite some time, in fact. 207 00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:52,881 There, see, it's obvious. 208 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:54,977 You can't tell things like that from a piece of paper. 209 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,441 Think I just did, didn't I? I'm sure that was me. (Sniffs) 210 00:12:57,561 --> 00:12:59,081 - How? - Dunno. 211 00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:00,761 Sort of happens. 212 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,401 Like a reflex, I can't stop it. 213 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,401 Coat. 214 00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:18,521 - I don't have a coat. - Yes, well I just noticed, I wonder why. 215 00:13:20,681 --> 00:13:23,001 - Who you talking to? - —piss off! (Slams door) 216 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,001 - So, what do you think? - Of what? 217 00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:28,801 - My case. - Oh, it's way too weird for me. 218 00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:31,481 Go to the police. They're really excellent at dealing with this... 219 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:34,041 Complicated sort of stuff. Tell them I sent you. 220 00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:35,921 That ought to get a reaction. Night-night. 221 00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:55,681 Please. I have no one else to turn to. 222 00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:58,961 Yes, but I'm very busy at the moment. I have to drink a cup of tea. 223 00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:00,601 (Bubbling) 224 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,441 This cup of tea... 225 00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:05,841 - Code? - It's a cup of tea. 226 00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:09,401 Because you might prefer some coffee. 227 00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:13,561 You're my last hope. 228 00:14:13,641 --> 00:14:16,041 Really, that's bad luck, isn't it? Good night. Go away. 229 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,081 What's bad luck? 230 00:14:19,161 --> 00:14:22,161 Stop talking. It makes me aware of your existence. 231 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:23,881 I've always had bad luck. 232 00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:25,641 - It's congenital... - Handbag. 233 00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:28,401 That's not rude. Congenital. It just means... 234 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,161 Handbag. 235 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,521 Stop! Wait! 236 00:14:33,401 --> 00:14:36,001 Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it. Do you hear me? 237 00:14:36,321 --> 00:14:38,721 Off it. Off it! 238 00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:40,521 Sorry. What? 239 00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:42,161 What are you talking about? 240 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,921 - Your skirt. - My skirt? 241 00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:46,801 Look at the hem of it! That's what I noticed. Sorry. 242 00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:49,081 I'm still catching up with my brain. It's terribly fast. 243 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,041 Those markings, do you see them? 244 00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:54,057 You only get marks like that by trapping the hem of your skirt 245 00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:55,537 in a car door, but they're on the left hand side, 246 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,457 so you weren't driving. You were in the passenger seat. 247 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,521 I came in a taxi. 248 00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,801 There is no taxi waiting in the street outside. 249 00:15:00,881 --> 00:15:03,521 That's what I checked when I went to the window. 250 00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:04,857 And you've got all the way to the door 251 00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,057 and not made any move to phone for one, and look at you. 252 00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:09,361 You didn't even bring a coat, in this rain? 253 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,801 Now, that might mean nothing, except 254 00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:14,601 the angle of the scars on your left forearm, 255 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,641 you know, under that sleeve you keep pulling down. 256 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,681 You never saw them. 257 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:21,041 No, I didn't. So thank you for confirming my hypothesis. 258 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,697 I don't really need to check that the angles are consistent 259 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,121 with self-harm, do I? 260 00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:26,961 - No. - Then you can keep your scars. 261 00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:29,081 I want to see your handbag. 262 00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:30,601 Why? 263 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,201 It's too heavy. 264 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:35,577 You said I was your last hope, and now you're going out into the night 265 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,281 with no plan on how you're getting home. 266 00:15:38,641 --> 00:15:39,641 And a gun. 267 00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:45,441 (Sniffs) —(Cane clacking) 268 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,361 - Chips. - Chips? 269 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,481 (Sighs) You're suicidal. You're allowed chips. 270 00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:53,241 Trust me. It's about the only perk. 271 00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,121 Sherlock! 272 00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:02,001 Are you going out? 273 00:16:02,081 --> 00:16:04,641 I think I remember the way. It's through there, isn't it. 274 00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:07,201 Oh, you're in a state! Look at you! 275 00:16:07,281 --> 00:16:09,321 Yeah, well, I've got a friend with me, so... 276 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,481 - What friend? - Bye. 277 00:16:18,441 --> 00:16:19,521 Sherlock: Come on. 278 00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:24,001 I'm culverton Smith, and this election year, I'll be voting... 279 00:16:25,281 --> 00:16:27,401 For god's sake, I was talking to the prime minister. 280 00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:30,401 I'm sorry, mr Holmes. It's your brother. 281 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,361 He's left his flat. 282 00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:34,921 Was it on fire? 283 00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:39,761 Cu lverton: Even when I'm on the road I still like quality food. 284 00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:46,001 Sherlock: You see the fold in the middle? 285 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:48,281 For the first few months, you kept this hidden. 286 00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:49,921 Folded inside a book. 287 00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:51,377 Must have been a tightly packed shelf, 288 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,441 going by the severity of the crease. 289 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,601 So, obviously you were keeping it hidden from someone 290 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,617 living in the same house, at the level of intimacy 291 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,881 where privacy could not be assumed. 292 00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:01,881 Conclusion? Relationship. 293 00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:05,361 Not any more, though. There's a pin prick at the top of the paper. 294 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,801 The past few months, it's been on open display on a wall. 295 00:17:07,881 --> 00:17:09,201 Conclusion? Relationship is over. 296 00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:12,577 The paper has been exposed to steam and a variety of cooking smells. 297 00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:15,481 So, it must have been on display in the kitchen. 298 00:17:15,561 --> 00:17:16,801 (Sniffs) 299 00:17:16,881 --> 00:17:18,441 Lots of different spices. 300 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:21,281 You're suicidal, alone and strapped for cash. 301 00:17:21,361 --> 00:17:23,401 Yet, you're still cooking to impress. 302 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:28,561 You're keen, and kitchen is the most public room in any house. 303 00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:32,001 And since any visitor could be expected to ask about a note like this, 304 00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:34,921 I have to assume you don't have any. 305 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,401 You've isolated yourself. 306 00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:39,841 - Amazing. - I know. 307 00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:43,001 I meant the chips. 308 00:17:43,081 --> 00:17:44,441 (Ch uckles) 309 00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:48,841 Hmm. 310 00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,081 (Helicopter hovering) 311 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,041 Let's go for a walk. 312 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,801 (Beeping) 313 00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:05,521 (Mobile vibrating) 314 00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,201 You should answer it. 315 00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:08,281 It's mycroft. 316 00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:10,441 Might be about Sherlock. 317 00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,817 Of course it's about Sherlock. Everything's about Sherlock. 318 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,761 Faith: How did you know my kitchen was tiny? 319 00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:16,921 The fading pattern on the paper. It's not much, 320 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:19,361 but it's enough to know your kitchen window faces east. Now. 321 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:21,241 Kitchen notice boards. 322 00:18:23,361 --> 00:18:27,641 By instinct, we place them at eye level, where there's natural light. 323 00:18:28,121 --> 00:18:31,441 Now look. The sun's only struck the bottom two-thirds, 324 00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:36,841 but the line is straight. So, that means we know paper is facing the window. 325 00:18:39,481 --> 00:18:42,761 But, because the top section is unaffected, 326 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:47,081 we know the sunlight can only be entering the room at a steep angle. 327 00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:50,281 If the sunlight was able to penetrate the room 328 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:52,201 when the sun was lower in the sky, 329 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,081 then the paper would be equally faded. 330 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,721 Top to bottom, but no. 331 00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,841 It only makes it when the sun is at its zenith. 332 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:03,881 So, I'm betting that you live in a narrow street, on the ground floor. 333 00:19:05,841 --> 00:19:08,961 Now, if steeply angled sunlight manages to hit 334 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,617 eye level on the wall opposite the window, 335 00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:13,121 then what do we know about the room? 336 00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:20,081 The room's small. 337 00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:21,801 (Helicopter hovering) 338 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,281 - Oh, big brother is watching you. - Literally. 339 00:19:26,361 --> 00:19:28,641 We can keep tabs. You didn't have to come in. 340 00:19:29,721 --> 00:19:31,321 I was talking to the prime minister. 341 00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,081 Oh, I see. 342 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,241 What's he doing? 343 00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:38,361 Why is hejust wandering about like a fool? 344 00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,081 She died, mycroft. 345 00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:41,521 He's probably still in shock. 346 00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,601 Everybody dies. 347 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:46,721 That's the one thing human beings can be relied upon to do. 348 00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,601 How can it still come as a surprise to people? 349 00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,321 You sound cross. 350 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:54,001 Am I going to be taken away by security again? 351 00:19:54,081 --> 00:19:56,481 I have, I think, apologised extensively. 352 00:19:56,961 --> 00:19:58,201 You haven't made it up to me. 353 00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,961 And how am I supposed to do that? 354 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:01,681 - Faith: Sex. - I'm sorry. 355 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,081 Sex. How did you know 356 00:20:05,161 --> 00:20:07,401 I wasn't getting any? 357 00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:10,401 It's all about the blood. This one comes from the very first night. 358 00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:12,361 You can see the pen marks over it. 359 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:13,881 I think you discovered the pains 360 00:20:13,961 --> 00:20:16,721 stimulated your memory so you tried it again later. 361 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:19,761 I'm no expert, but I assume that since your lover failed to notice 362 00:20:19,841 --> 00:20:22,041 an increasing number of scars over a period of months, 363 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,961 that the relationship was no longer intimate. 364 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,881 How do you know he didn't notice? 365 00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,641 Oh, well, 'cause he would have done something about it. 366 00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:30,721 Would he? 367 00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:32,337 Wouldn't he? Isn't that what you people do? 368 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,961 - Well that's interesting. - What is? 369 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,561 - The way you think. - Superbly. 370 00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:38,321 - Sweetly. - I'm not sweet. I'm just high. 371 00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:39,401 This way. 372 00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:41,801 - But we just came that way. - I know, it's a plan. 373 00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:43,321 What plan? 374 00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:46,857 - —(Indistinct chati'er) - What is it? What now? 375 00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:49,281 Sorry, um, traced his route to the map... 376 00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:57,921 Is he with someone? 377 00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:00,121 Not sure. We keep losing visual. 378 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:01,521 Mostly, we're tracking his phone. 379 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,521 Don't call us. We'll call... 380 00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:07,041 I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop ringing my damn phone? 381 00:21:07,121 --> 00:21:09,481 Mycro fi': Sherlock has left his flat. First time in a week. 382 00:21:09,521 --> 00:21:11,361 - So I'm having him tracked. - John: Nice. 383 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,401 That's very touching how you can hijack 384 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,241 the machinery of the state to look after your own family. 385 00:21:16,321 --> 00:21:17,401 Can I go to sleep now? 386 00:21:17,481 --> 00:21:20,281 Sherlock gone rogue is a legitimate security concern. 387 00:21:20,361 --> 00:21:23,081 The fact that I'm his brother changes absolutely nothing. 388 00:21:23,161 --> 00:21:25,441 It didn't the last time, and I assure you it won't... 389 00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,241 With Sherlock. 390 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:32,801 Sorry, what? 391 00:21:32,881 --> 00:21:35,241 Please phone me if he gets in contact. Thank you. 392 00:21:36,681 --> 00:21:37,721 (Mobile beeps) 393 00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,841 Do you still speak to sherrinford? 394 00:21:41,441 --> 00:21:43,881 - I get regular updates. - And? 395 00:21:44,401 --> 00:21:46,321 Sherrinford is secure. 396 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,401 - Are we gonna walk all night? - Possibly. 397 00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:52,001 It's a long word. 398 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:54,001 - What is? - Bollocks. 399 00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:55,921 (Both laughing) 400 00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:02,081 Culverton Smith, all this charity work. What's in it for you? 401 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:06,081 We must be careful not to burn our Bridges. 402 00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:10,817 Sherlock: Do you know why I'm gonna take your case? 403 00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:13,041 Because of the one impossible thing you said. 404 00:22:13,121 --> 00:22:14,281 Faith: What impossible thing? 405 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,121 You said your life turned on one word. 406 00:22:17,481 --> 00:22:18,521 Yes. 407 00:22:18,601 --> 00:22:21,401 The name of the person my father wanted to kill. 408 00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:22,921 That's the impossible thing. 409 00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:24,841 - Just that right there. - What's impossible? 410 00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:27,961 Names are not one word. They're always at least two. 411 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,041 Sherlock Holmes. Faith Smith. 412 00:22:30,121 --> 00:22:31,881 Sa nta cla us. Winston ch u rch I ll. 413 00:22:31,961 --> 00:22:34,921 Napoleon Bonaparte. Actually, just Napoleon would do. 414 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:36,161 Or Elvis? 415 00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:38,801 Look, I think we can rule both of them out as targets. 416 00:22:39,121 --> 00:22:42,521 Okay, I got it wrong then. It wasn't only one word. It can't have been. 417 00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:44,561 Did you remember quite distinctly 418 00:22:44,641 --> 00:22:46,641 that your whole life turned on one word? 419 00:22:46,721 --> 00:22:49,681 So, that happened, I don't doubt it, but how can that word be a name? 420 00:22:49,761 --> 00:22:52,481 A name you instantly recognise that tore your world apart. 421 00:22:52,561 --> 00:22:53,761 Okay, well, how? 422 00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:55,241 No idea yet. 423 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,041 But I don't work for free. 424 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:02,441 You take cash? 425 00:23:02,561 --> 00:23:04,121 Not cash, no. 426 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,481 Taking your own life. 427 00:23:25,561 --> 00:23:27,601 Interesting expression. Taking it from who? 428 00:23:28,761 --> 00:23:31,681 Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. 429 00:23:32,441 --> 00:23:33,721 (Gunshot) 430 00:23:36,201 --> 00:23:39,081 Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. 431 00:23:40,641 --> 00:23:43,361 Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it. 432 00:23:47,921 --> 00:23:49,801 You're not what I expected, you're... 433 00:23:50,161 --> 00:23:51,161 (Groans) 434 00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:55,281 - What? What am I? - Nicer. 435 00:23:56,321 --> 00:23:58,401 - Than who? - Anyone. 436 00:23:58,801 --> 00:23:59,801 (Screaming) 437 00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:06,921 Child's voice: (Singing) My little master, who will find me... 438 00:24:07,961 --> 00:24:09,441 (Gasps) 439 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:10,521 Sorry, I... 440 00:24:13,441 --> 00:24:15,761 Faith? Faith! 441 00:24:28,161 --> 00:24:30,521 Sh erlock: You said your life turned on one word. 442 00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:31,881 A name can't be one word. 443 00:24:32,281 --> 00:24:34,601 If you were to come round asking after him, 444 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,761 that he'd rather have anyone but you. 445 00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:38,721 Anyone. 446 00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:42,401 [Faith: You're not what] Expected sh erlock: What? What am I? 447 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,001 - Nicer. - Than who? 448 00:24:44,761 --> 00:24:45,761 Anyone. 449 00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:49,001 Don't think anyone else is going to save him, because there isn't anyone. 450 00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:52,601 Female voices: Anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone. 451 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:57,681 I have a situation. Needs to be managed. 452 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,321 There's only one way that I can solve it. 453 00:25:05,201 --> 00:25:06,641 Faith: And what's that? 454 00:25:10,321 --> 00:25:11,801 Culverton: I need to kill someone. 455 00:25:12,681 --> 00:25:13,681 Faith: Who? 456 00:25:13,801 --> 00:25:14,801 Who? 457 00:25:17,201 --> 00:25:18,321 Anyone. 458 00:25:20,161 --> 00:25:21,201 - —(Laughing) - Of course. 459 00:25:22,161 --> 00:25:25,241 He doesn't want to kill one person. He wants to kill anyone. 460 00:25:26,601 --> 00:25:27,841 He's a serial killer. 461 00:25:28,241 --> 00:25:29,361 Anyone. 462 00:25:29,721 --> 00:25:31,801 - It could be... - Anyone. 463 00:25:32,561 --> 00:25:33,801 Why not? 464 00:25:34,841 --> 00:25:36,601 Why shouldn't he be? 465 00:25:39,921 --> 00:25:41,681 (Cars honking) 466 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,841 - What is wrong? - What's the matter with you? 467 00:25:45,361 --> 00:25:47,561 Do you know where you are? Are you drunk? 468 00:25:48,401 --> 00:25:50,961 - Shezzer. - What are you doing here? 469 00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:53,401 What were you doing in the middle of a bloody street? 470 00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:56,841 - You should be at Baker Street. - I am. So are you. 471 00:26:00,921 --> 00:26:02,961 They found your address. They brought you here. 472 00:26:04,641 --> 00:26:07,881 You've had too much. And that's me saying it. 473 00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:10,921 /(ill. 474 00:26:15,281 --> 00:26:16,681 Sherlock... 475 00:26:23,161 --> 00:26:25,081 - Anyone. - Faith: Anyone. 476 00:26:25,161 --> 00:26:28,601 They're always poor, and lonely, and strange. 477 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,681 - But those are only the ones we catch. - Who do we catch? 478 00:26:32,961 --> 00:26:33,961 Serial killers. 479 00:26:36,201 --> 00:26:39,121 But if you are rich, and powerful, and necessary... 480 00:26:40,441 --> 00:26:41,681 Cu lverton: Anyone. 481 00:26:42,641 --> 00:26:46,601 What if you had the compulsion to kill and money? What then? 482 00:26:54,761 --> 00:26:56,201 (Tyres screeching) —(Sirens wailing) 483 00:26:57,881 --> 00:27:00,721 (Ode tojoyplaying from car radio) 484 00:27:08,641 --> 00:27:10,041 (Engine revving) 485 00:27:34,481 --> 00:27:35,761 Well now. 486 00:27:36,641 --> 00:27:38,001 Won't you introduce me? 487 00:27:42,921 --> 00:27:44,361 (Car door sh uts) —ah! 488 00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:48,121 Right, you there! Stop right where you are! 489 00:27:48,481 --> 00:27:50,081 - Oh, John. - Mrs Hudson. 490 00:27:50,321 --> 00:27:52,281 Do you have any idea what speed you were going at? 491 00:27:52,321 --> 00:27:54,481 Of course, not. I was on the phone. 492 00:27:54,561 --> 00:27:56,881 - Oh, it's for you, by the way. - For me? 493 00:27:56,961 --> 00:27:58,001 It's the government. 494 00:27:58,081 --> 00:27:59,201 The what? 495 00:27:59,281 --> 00:28:00,657 - John: What's going on? What's wrong? - Hello? 496 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:04,281 Mycrofi': My name is mycroft Holmes. I'm speaking from the cabinet. 497 00:28:04,361 --> 00:28:06,721 - What's happened? - It's Sherlock. 498 00:28:07,601 --> 00:28:10,681 You've no idea what I've been through. 499 00:28:10,801 --> 00:28:14,521 (Clanging) —(Men shouting) 500 00:28:16,001 --> 00:28:18,161 I'm out of here. He's lost it. 501 00:28:18,241 --> 00:28:19,641 He's totally gone! 502 00:28:21,441 --> 00:28:24,921 "Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more! 503 00:28:25,841 --> 00:28:28,441 "Or close the wall up with our English dead 504 00:28:29,401 --> 00:28:33,041 "set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide. Hold hard the breath 505 00:28:33,121 --> 00:28:35,561 "and build up every spirit to his full height 506 00:28:35,641 --> 00:28:40,201 "on! On, you noblest English whose blood is fet from fathers, from war-proof! 507 00:28:40,641 --> 00:28:44,241 "And you, good yeoman, whose limbs were made in england, show us 508 00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:46,321 "here the mettle of your pasture! 509 00:28:46,441 --> 00:28:49,521 "I doubt not, for there is none of you here so mean and base 510 00:28:49,601 --> 00:28:52,441 "that hath not noble luster in your eyes! 511 00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:56,681 "I see you standing like greyhounds in the slips straining upon the start!" 512 00:28:56,761 --> 00:28:59,121 (Gun firing) 513 00:29:01,881 --> 00:29:03,961 (Panting) "The game's afoot." 514 00:29:06,521 --> 00:29:07,521 Oh, hello. 515 00:29:08,721 --> 00:29:09,921 Can I have a cup of tea? 516 00:29:10,601 --> 00:29:12,481 - —(Door slamming) - Did you call the police? 517 00:29:12,561 --> 00:29:15,041 Of course I didn't call the police. I'm not a civilian. 518 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:19,881 These pictures. They're that man on the telly, aren't they? 519 00:29:20,121 --> 00:29:22,281 - What pictures? - They're everywhere. 520 00:29:22,521 --> 00:29:25,041 Oh, these pictures? Oh, you can see them too! That's good. 521 00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:37,161 Culverton Smith, this I think is relevant from this morning. 522 00:29:37,241 --> 00:29:40,481 He's publicly accused mr Smith of being a serial killer. 523 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:43,561 Christ. Sherlock on Twitter. He really has lost it. 524 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:47,361 Don't you dare makejokes. Don't you dare! I was terrified. 525 00:29:47,441 --> 00:29:48,921 A cup of tea! 526 00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:51,201 Oh, for goodness' sakes! What's the matter with you? 527 00:29:51,281 --> 00:29:52,921 Are you having an earthquake? 528 00:30:00,601 --> 00:30:01,681 You need to see him, John. 529 00:30:01,761 --> 00:30:03,321 - You need to help him! - Nope. 530 00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:04,401 He needs you! 531 00:30:04,481 --> 00:30:05,761 Somebody else. 532 00:30:05,841 --> 00:30:07,121 Not me. Not now. 533 00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,561 Now, you just listen to me for once in your stupid life. 534 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,401 I know Mary's dead and I know your heart is broken. 535 00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:15,281 But if Sherlock Holmes dies too, who'll you have then? 536 00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:17,441 Because I'll tell you something, John Watson. 537 00:30:17,521 --> 00:30:19,081 You will not have me. 538 00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:26,681 (Door shuts) 539 00:30:27,841 --> 00:30:29,121 (Sobbing) 540 00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:40,401 Have you spoken to mycroft, Molly, anyone? 541 00:30:41,201 --> 00:30:43,521 They don't matter, you do. 542 00:30:44,161 --> 00:30:46,801 Would you just see him, please, John? 543 00:30:46,881 --> 00:30:48,921 Or just take a look at him as a doctor. 544 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:51,001 I know you'd change your mind if you did. 545 00:30:52,161 --> 00:30:54,481 Yeah, look. Okay. Maybe, if I get a chance. 546 00:30:54,761 --> 00:30:57,161 - Do you promise? - I'll try if I'm in the area. 547 00:30:57,441 --> 00:30:58,441 Promise me? 548 00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:00,841 - I promise. - Thank you. 549 00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:11,881 Well? On you go. 550 00:31:12,441 --> 00:31:13,521 Examine him. 551 00:31:41,521 --> 00:31:44,601 Right then, mister. Now I need your handcuffs. 552 00:31:44,681 --> 00:31:47,721 I happen to know there's a pair in the salad drawer. 553 00:31:47,801 --> 00:31:49,521 I've borrowed them before. 554 00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:51,121 Oh, get over yourself. 555 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,441 You're not my first smack-head, Sherlock Holmes. 556 00:31:55,761 --> 00:31:58,401 That woman's out of control. I asked for a cup of tea. 557 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,777 - How did you get him in the boot? - The boys from the cafe. 558 00:32:00,801 --> 00:32:02,001 They dropped me. Twice! 559 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,881 And you know why they dropped you, dear? 560 00:32:03,961 --> 00:32:05,801 Because they know you. 561 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:07,841 Who's this one? 562 00:32:07,921 --> 00:32:09,577 Is this a new person? I'm against new people. 563 00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,121 Excuse me for a moment. 564 00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:12,561 John: She's my therapist. 565 00:32:13,161 --> 00:32:14,681 Awesome. Do you do block bookings? 566 00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:16,521 Whose car is that? 567 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,321 - That's my car. - How can that be your car? 568 00:32:18,401 --> 00:32:19,841 Oh, for god's sake! 569 00:32:19,921 --> 00:32:21,161 I'm the widow of a drug dealer. 570 00:32:21,201 --> 00:32:23,041 I own property in central London. 571 00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,601 And for the last bloody time, John, 572 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:25,921 I'm not your housekeeper. 573 00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:29,761 I'm so sorry. I answered your phone, you were busy. 574 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:31,761 I think you'll want to take it. 575 00:32:31,841 --> 00:32:34,161 - Uh, yes, hello? - Is this drjohn Watson? 576 00:32:34,441 --> 00:32:35,961 Yeah, who's this? 577 00:32:37,681 --> 00:32:40,161 Culverton Smith. You've probably heard of me. 578 00:32:40,281 --> 00:32:42,001 Uh, well, yes. 579 00:32:42,241 --> 00:32:44,521 Get me a fresh glass of water, please. This one's filthy. 580 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:47,881 I mean, I'm aware of this morning's developments. 581 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,721 Yes, I'm sure he was being hilarious. 582 00:32:51,801 --> 00:32:53,641 Sorry, did you say all still meeting? 583 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,321 You, me and mr Holmes. 584 00:32:55,401 --> 00:32:57,201 I sent a car. It should be outside. 585 00:32:57,281 --> 00:32:59,081 Mr Holmes gave me an address. 586 00:32:59,161 --> 00:33:01,161 Well, he couldn't have given you this one... 587 00:33:01,241 --> 00:33:02,841 (Doorbell rings) 588 00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,041 When you're ready. 589 00:33:12,801 --> 00:33:14,297 When did Sherlock give you this address? 590 00:33:14,321 --> 00:33:16,121 - Two weeks ago. - Two weeks? 591 00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:18,361 Yes. Two weeks. 592 00:33:18,521 --> 00:33:20,001 (Mobile beeps) 593 00:33:20,561 --> 00:33:21,921 How did you know where to find me? 594 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,681 Oh, Sherlock told me. 595 00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:27,041 He's not so difficult when you've got a gun on him. 596 00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:31,121 How did you know? How? 597 00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:33,361 On Monday, I decided to get a new therapist. 598 00:33:33,441 --> 00:33:35,001 Tuesday afternoon, I chose her. 599 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:38,801 Wednesday morning, I booked today's session. Now, today is Friday. 600 00:33:38,881 --> 00:33:40,521 So two weeks ago, two weeks, 601 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:43,417 before you were abducted at gunpoint, and brought here against your will 602 00:33:43,441 --> 00:33:45,601 over a week before I even thought of coming here, 603 00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:48,561 you knew exactly where you'd need to be picked up for lunch? 604 00:33:50,201 --> 00:33:51,201 Rea lly? 605 00:33:51,841 --> 00:33:53,657 I correctly anticipated the responses of people 606 00:33:53,681 --> 00:33:55,057 I know well to scenarios I devised. 607 00:33:55,081 --> 00:33:56,961 - Can't everyone do that? - How? 608 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,921 Except the boot. The boot was mean. 609 00:33:59,401 --> 00:34:01,961 Never mind how. He's dying to tell us that. I want to know why. 610 00:34:02,361 --> 00:34:04,441 Because mrs Hudson's right. 611 00:34:05,121 --> 00:34:06,121 I'm burning up. 612 00:34:07,681 --> 00:34:12,201 I'm at the bottom of a pit and I'm still falling, and I'm never climbing out. 613 00:34:13,321 --> 00:34:17,161 I need you to know, John. I need you to see that up here 614 00:34:17,281 --> 00:34:18,321 I've still got it. 615 00:34:18,401 --> 00:34:20,921 So, when I tell you that this is the most dangerous, 616 00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:24,481 the most despicable human being that I have ever encountered. 617 00:34:24,561 --> 00:34:27,241 When I tell you that this monster must be ended. 618 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,641 Please remember where you're standing 619 00:34:29,721 --> 00:34:32,761 because you're standing exactly where I said you would be two weeks ago. 620 00:34:35,001 --> 00:34:39,841 I'm a mess, I'm in hell, but I am not wrong, not about him. 621 00:34:39,921 --> 00:34:42,001 So what has all this got to do with me? 622 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:45,001 That creature, that rotting thing 623 00:34:45,081 --> 00:34:48,321 is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil. 624 00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:51,057 If the only thing I ever do in this world is drive him out of it, 625 00:34:51,081 --> 00:34:53,721 then my life will not have been wasted. 626 00:34:55,921 --> 00:34:57,281 Look at me. 627 00:34:58,241 --> 00:35:00,041 Can't do it. Not now. 628 00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:02,161 Not alone. 629 00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,001 (Sighs) 630 00:35:13,001 --> 00:35:14,681 Yeah, well, they're real enough, I suppose. 631 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:15,761 Why would I be faking? 632 00:35:15,841 --> 00:35:18,377 Because you're a liar. You lie all the time, it's like your mission. 633 00:35:18,401 --> 00:35:21,641 I have been many things, John, but when have I ever been a malingerer? 634 00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:23,441 You pretended to be dead for two years! 635 00:35:24,481 --> 00:35:26,057 - Apart from that. - Listen, before I do anything, 636 00:35:26,081 --> 00:35:27,217 I need to know what state you're in. 637 00:35:27,241 --> 00:35:28,921 Well, you're a doctor. Examine me. 638 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,161 No, I need a second opinion. 639 00:35:30,241 --> 00:35:32,001 (Sighs) John, calm down. 640 00:35:32,081 --> 00:35:35,121 When have you ever managed two opinions? You'd fall over. 641 00:35:35,321 --> 00:35:37,401 I need the one person who, unlike me, learnt to see 642 00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:39,081 through your bullshit long ago. 643 00:35:39,161 --> 00:35:41,081 Who's that, then? I'm sure I would have noticed. 644 00:35:41,161 --> 00:35:42,401 The last person you'd think of. 645 00:35:44,201 --> 00:35:46,681 I want you to be examined by Molly hooper. 646 00:35:46,921 --> 00:35:48,761 Do you hear me? I said Molly hooper. 647 00:35:48,841 --> 00:35:50,761 You're really not gonna like this. 648 00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:52,841 -Like what? —(Doorbell rings) 649 00:35:52,921 --> 00:35:54,201 (Inhales deeply) 650 00:35:57,601 --> 00:35:59,161 Oh. Hello. Is, er... 651 00:35:59,961 --> 00:36:01,961 I'm sorry. Sherlock asked me to come. 652 00:36:02,081 --> 00:36:03,081 What, two weeks ago? 653 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,921 Yeah, about two weeks. 654 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:06,817 If you'd like to know how I predict the future... 655 00:36:06,841 --> 00:36:07,921 No, I don't care how. 656 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:11,281 Okay. Fully equipped ambulance. Molly can examine me on the way to save time. 657 00:36:11,361 --> 00:36:12,361 Ready to go, Molly? 658 00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:13,737 - Just tell me when to cough. - Oh, well... 659 00:36:13,761 --> 00:36:15,961 - Hope you remembered my coat. - —(Stammers) 660 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:19,161 Sorry. I didn't know that you were gonna be here. 661 00:36:19,241 --> 00:36:20,777 I have absolutely no idea what's going on. 662 00:36:20,801 --> 00:36:22,361 Sherlock's using again. 663 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:23,841 Oh, god. Well, um... 664 00:36:24,361 --> 00:36:25,921 - Are you sure? - No, it's Sherlock. 665 00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,041 Of course I'm not sure. 666 00:36:27,841 --> 00:36:29,521 Just check him out. 667 00:36:32,561 --> 00:36:35,241 Is Molly the right person to be doing medicals? 668 00:36:35,321 --> 00:36:37,481 She's more used to dead people. 669 00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:39,801 It's bound to lower your standards. 670 00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:42,601 I don't know. I don't know anything any more. 671 00:36:42,681 --> 00:36:45,641 - —Oh... - Mrs Hudson. As ever, you are amazing. 672 00:36:45,761 --> 00:36:48,121 No. You're going to have to buck up a bit, John. 673 00:36:48,201 --> 00:36:49,521 You know that, don't you? 674 00:36:49,601 --> 00:36:51,001 The game is on. 675 00:36:51,081 --> 00:36:52,161 I'll do my best. 676 00:36:52,241 --> 00:36:53,641 Anything you need. 677 00:36:53,721 --> 00:36:56,161 Anytime. Just ask. Anything at all. 678 00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:58,041 Thank you. 679 00:37:02,881 --> 00:37:06,041 Uh... sometimes, can I borrow your car? 680 00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:07,921 -Okay. 681 00:37:14,121 --> 00:37:16,041 He knew you'd get a new therapist after I died 682 00:37:16,121 --> 00:37:18,121 because you'd need to change everything. 683 00:37:18,201 --> 00:37:19,721 That's just what you're like. 684 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:25,201 Thanks. 685 00:37:25,921 --> 00:37:27,401 You keep your weekends for Rosie 686 00:37:27,481 --> 00:37:29,441 so you needed to see someone during working hours. 687 00:37:29,841 --> 00:37:31,817 Because you're an idiot, you don't want anyone at the surgery 688 00:37:31,841 --> 00:37:33,497 knowing you're in therapy, so that restricts you 689 00:37:33,521 --> 00:37:36,681 to lunchtime sessions with someone reasonably close. 690 00:37:37,441 --> 00:37:39,921 You found four men and one woman. 691 00:37:40,001 --> 00:37:43,401 And you are done with the world being explained to you by a man. 692 00:37:43,481 --> 00:37:45,281 Who isn't? 693 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:48,961 So all he needed to do was find the first available lunchtime appointment 694 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:52,001 with a female therapist within cycling distance of your surgery. 695 00:37:52,081 --> 00:37:54,281 - My god, he knows you. - No, he doesn't. 696 00:37:54,361 --> 00:37:56,921 I'm in your head, John. You're disagreeing with yourself. 697 00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:59,281 - Driver: Are you ready, sir? - Yes, I am. 698 00:38:00,641 --> 00:38:03,361 He is the cleverest man in the world but he's not a monster. 699 00:38:03,441 --> 00:38:04,641 Yeah, he is. 700 00:38:04,721 --> 00:38:06,321 Yeah, okay, right. He is. Ugh. (Chuckles) 701 00:38:06,921 --> 00:38:08,721 But he's our monster. 702 00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:11,001 I'm a killer. 703 00:38:15,121 --> 00:38:16,601 You know I'm a killer. 704 00:38:18,761 --> 00:38:19,761 But did you know... 705 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:21,801 I'm a... 706 00:38:22,521 --> 00:38:24,761 Cut that. What was that? Was that a light? 707 00:38:24,841 --> 00:38:29,241 Uh, was that me? Was I too good? Huh? 708 00:38:29,521 --> 00:38:31,161 He's here. 709 00:38:41,401 --> 00:38:42,841 Well, how is he? 710 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,401 Basically fine. 711 00:38:44,481 --> 00:38:46,481 I've seen healthier people on the slab. 712 00:38:46,561 --> 00:38:48,457 Yeah, but to be fair, you work with murder victims. 713 00:38:48,481 --> 00:38:49,801 They tend to be quite young. 714 00:38:49,881 --> 00:38:51,841 - Notfunny. - A little bit funny. 715 00:38:52,641 --> 00:38:55,321 If you keep taking what you're taking at the rate you're taking it, 716 00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:56,681 you've got weeks. 717 00:38:56,761 --> 00:38:59,401 Exactly. Weeks. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 718 00:38:59,481 --> 00:39:01,281 For Christ's sake, Sherlock! It's not a game. 719 00:39:01,361 --> 00:39:03,217 I'm worried about you, Molly. You seem very stressed. 720 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:04,641 Molly: I'm stressed. You're dying. 721 00:39:04,721 --> 00:39:06,937 Yeah, well, I'm ahead then. Stress can ruin every day of your life. 722 00:39:06,961 --> 00:39:09,001 - Dying can only ruin one. - So this is real. 723 00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:11,401 You've really lost it. You're actually out of control. 724 00:39:11,481 --> 00:39:13,337 - When have I ever been that? - Since the day I met you. 725 00:39:13,361 --> 00:39:15,281 Clever boy. Missed you fumbling around the place. 726 00:39:15,361 --> 00:39:17,041 - Thought this was some kind of... - —what? 727 00:39:17,361 --> 00:39:18,481 Trick. 728 00:39:18,561 --> 00:39:20,201 'Course it's not a trick. It's a plan. 729 00:39:20,281 --> 00:39:21,281 Cu lverton: Mr Holmes? 730 00:39:22,881 --> 00:39:25,617 Thirty feet and closing, the most significant undetected serial killer 731 00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,881 in British criminal history. Help me bring him down. 732 00:39:28,321 --> 00:39:30,121 - What, what plan? - I'm not telling you. 733 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,497 - Why not? - 'Cause you won't like it. 734 00:39:31,521 --> 00:39:32,601 Mr Holmes. 735 00:39:35,881 --> 00:39:38,041 I don't do handshakes. 736 00:39:39,201 --> 00:39:40,881 - It'll have to be a hug. - I know. 737 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,401 (Ch uckles) 738 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:43,921 Oh, Sherlock. 739 00:39:46,721 --> 00:39:47,721 Oh, Sherlock. 740 00:39:48,361 --> 00:39:51,561 What can I say? Thanks to you, we're, uh, we're everywhere. 741 00:39:51,641 --> 00:39:53,881 Mr Holmes, how did culverton talk you into this? 742 00:39:54,681 --> 00:39:56,361 Well, he, he's a detective. 743 00:39:57,081 --> 00:39:58,761 Maybe I just confessed. 744 00:39:58,841 --> 00:40:00,601 (Crowd laughing) 745 00:40:00,841 --> 00:40:01,841 Come on. 746 00:40:02,561 --> 00:40:03,561 Now, it's uh... 747 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:06,761 It's a new kind of breakfast cereal... 748 00:40:06,841 --> 00:40:08,097 Reporter: Mr Holmes, can you put on the hat? 749 00:40:08,121 --> 00:40:09,561 Yeah, he doesn't really wear the hat. 750 00:40:09,681 --> 00:40:11,801 Kids will be getting two of their five-a-day 751 00:40:11,881 --> 00:40:13,241 before they've even left home. 752 00:40:14,921 --> 00:40:17,121 Sherlock's been amazing for us. 753 00:40:17,201 --> 00:40:18,881 Breakfast has got to be cool. 754 00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:20,401 We're beyond viral. 755 00:40:20,841 --> 00:40:22,417 You know what makes it cool when you're a kid? 756 00:40:22,441 --> 00:40:23,681 John: What? Sorry? Beyond what? 757 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:25,121 Culverton: Dangerous. 758 00:40:26,521 --> 00:40:27,641 And action! 759 00:40:27,721 --> 00:40:28,921 I'm a killer. 760 00:40:29,441 --> 00:40:30,721 You know I'm a killer. 761 00:40:34,681 --> 00:40:38,081 But did you know... I'm a cereal killer? 762 00:40:41,681 --> 00:40:42,681 Mmm. 763 00:40:44,121 --> 00:40:45,721 And cut there. Thank you. 764 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,361 You should bag that up. Sell it. 765 00:40:55,241 --> 00:40:56,481 Make money from that on eBay. 766 00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:00,081 You can make more, if you like. Anytime you like. 767 00:41:02,601 --> 00:41:03,961 John: Has it occurred to you, 768 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:07,241 anywhere in your drug-addled brain, that you've just been played? 769 00:41:07,361 --> 00:41:08,361 Oh, yes. 770 00:41:08,721 --> 00:41:10,641 - For an ad campaign. - Brilliant, isn't it? 771 00:41:11,201 --> 00:41:12,201 Brilliant? 772 00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:14,041 Safest place to hide. 773 00:41:16,201 --> 00:41:17,201 Plain sight. 774 00:41:17,601 --> 00:41:18,641 Mr Holmes. 775 00:41:18,721 --> 00:41:21,482 Culverton wants to know if you're okay going straight to the hospital. 776 00:41:21,801 --> 00:41:24,841 - —(Scoffs) Hospital? - Culverton's doing a visit. 777 00:41:25,321 --> 00:41:28,081 The kids would love to meet you both. 778 00:41:28,161 --> 00:41:29,601 I think he's sort of promised. 779 00:41:30,481 --> 00:41:31,521 Oh, okay. 780 00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:35,281 If you'd just like to come this way. 781 00:41:41,641 --> 00:41:43,881 What are we doing here? What's the point? 782 00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:45,361 I needed a hug. 783 00:41:50,081 --> 00:41:52,081 What do you think, mr Holmes? 784 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,441 Cereal killer. 785 00:41:53,521 --> 00:41:55,361 It's funny 'cause it's true. 786 00:41:56,841 --> 00:41:58,521 See you at the hospital. 787 00:41:58,601 --> 00:42:00,641 Oh, you can have this back now. 788 00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:06,241 - Have what back? - Thanks for the hug. 789 00:42:07,121 --> 00:42:10,481 Oh, I sent and deleted a text. You might get a reply but I doubt it. 790 00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:14,001 - It's password protected. - Please. 791 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:19,201 (Chuckles) We're going to have endless fun, mr Holmes. Aren't we? 792 00:42:21,441 --> 00:42:22,601 No, not endless. 793 00:42:29,561 --> 00:42:30,881 Need another hit, do you? 794 00:42:30,961 --> 00:42:32,641 It can wait until the hospital. 795 00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:43,081 You involved, much? 796 00:42:43,841 --> 00:42:44,841 Sorry? 797 00:42:44,921 --> 00:42:47,921 Um, with mr Holmes, Sherlock, and all his cases. 798 00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:49,281 Yeah, I'm John Watson. 799 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:50,881 Okay. 800 00:42:51,681 --> 00:42:52,881 Dr Watson. 801 00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:54,881 - I love his blog. Don't you? - His blog? 802 00:42:55,401 --> 00:42:57,081 - Don't you read it? - You mean my blog? 803 00:42:57,401 --> 00:43:00,401 Say what you like about addiction, the day is full of highlights. 804 00:43:00,681 --> 00:43:02,017 Oh, mr Holmes, you're feeling better. 805 00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:03,321 Psychedelic. 806 00:43:03,521 --> 00:43:05,041 I was just saying I love your blog. 807 00:43:05,121 --> 00:43:06,361 - Great... - It's my blog. 808 00:43:06,441 --> 00:43:07,481 It is. He writes the blog. 809 00:43:07,561 --> 00:43:08,961 - It's yours? - Yes. 810 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,401 - You write Sherlock's blog? - Yes. 811 00:43:13,641 --> 00:43:15,881 It's gone downhill a bit, hasn't it? 812 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:18,241 It's this way, then. 813 00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,921 (Applauding) 814 00:43:25,841 --> 00:43:27,681 Oh, my god. I love your blog. 815 00:43:27,881 --> 00:43:28,881 You're welcome. 816 00:43:28,961 --> 00:43:31,401 Right. Here he comes. The Internet tech. 817 00:43:31,481 --> 00:43:33,121 You all know Sherlock Holmes. 818 00:43:33,201 --> 00:43:35,201 (Cheering and applauding) 819 00:43:38,481 --> 00:43:40,641 Oh, and dr Watson, of course. 820 00:43:41,441 --> 00:43:43,361 (Weaker applause) 821 00:43:44,681 --> 00:43:49,361 Mr Holmes, I was wondering. Well, we all were, weren't we? 822 00:43:49,441 --> 00:43:52,041 Maybe you could tell us about some of your cases. 823 00:43:52,241 --> 00:43:53,361 - No. - Yes. 824 00:43:53,521 --> 00:43:55,201 Yes! Absolutely, yes! 825 00:43:55,321 --> 00:43:58,641 The main feature of interest in the field of criminal investigation 826 00:43:58,721 --> 00:44:01,001 is not the sensational aspects of the crime itself 827 00:44:01,081 --> 00:44:05,481 but rather, the iron chain of reasoning from cause to effect, 828 00:44:05,561 --> 00:44:08,241 that reveals, step-by-step, the solution. 829 00:44:08,961 --> 00:44:11,641 That's the only truly remarkable aspect of the entire affair. 830 00:44:11,801 --> 00:44:16,601 Now, I will share with you the facts and evidence, as they were available to me. 831 00:44:16,681 --> 00:44:17,841 And in this very room, 832 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:21,921 you will all attempt to solve the case of blessington, the poisoner. 833 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:23,841 I think you slightly gave away the ending. 834 00:44:24,001 --> 00:44:26,257 - There were five main suspects. - One called blessington. 835 00:44:26,281 --> 00:44:28,041 It's more about how he did it. 836 00:44:28,121 --> 00:44:29,161 - Poison? - Okay. 837 00:44:29,241 --> 00:44:30,401 (Laughing) 838 00:44:30,481 --> 00:44:34,121 Drearcliff house. Remember that one, John? (Exhales) One murder. 839 00:44:34,201 --> 00:44:35,641 - Ten suspects. - Ten. Yeah. 840 00:44:35,961 --> 00:44:37,401 - All of them guilty. - Sherlock. 841 00:44:38,481 --> 00:44:40,401 (Stammers) And what do you call that one, John? 842 00:44:40,481 --> 00:44:42,281 Um, something to do with murder at the zoo. 843 00:44:42,361 --> 00:44:43,841 Yeah, I called it "murder at the zoo." 844 00:44:44,161 --> 00:44:46,401 Or was it the case of the killer orangutan? 845 00:44:49,481 --> 00:44:50,841 Mary: He should be wearing the hat. 846 00:44:51,761 --> 00:44:53,921 The kids would love the hat. 847 00:44:54,201 --> 00:44:57,081 - So, any more questions? - —children: No. 848 00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:58,801 - Boy: I don't think so. - No? 849 00:44:58,881 --> 00:45:00,841 - Culverton: Mr Holmes... - Good, then I'll... 850 00:45:01,601 --> 00:45:04,041 How do you capture a serial killer? 851 00:45:06,521 --> 00:45:08,001 Same way you catch any other killer. 852 00:45:08,681 --> 00:45:11,761 No, no. But most killers kill someone they know. 853 00:45:12,681 --> 00:45:15,601 You're looking for a murderer in a tiny social grouping. 854 00:45:15,681 --> 00:45:17,921 Um, mr Smith. Um, I'm just, uh, wondering 855 00:45:18,001 --> 00:45:20,721 maybe this isn't a suitable subject for the children. 856 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,801 Nurse cornish. 857 00:45:22,881 --> 00:45:25,321 - How long have you been with us now? - Seven years. 858 00:45:28,361 --> 00:45:29,481 Seven yea rs. 859 00:45:31,401 --> 00:45:32,401 Okay. 860 00:45:36,441 --> 00:45:39,001 Serial killers choose their victims at random. 861 00:45:39,081 --> 00:45:41,121 Surely that must make it more difficult. 862 00:45:42,521 --> 00:45:43,841 Some of them advertise. 863 00:45:44,961 --> 00:45:46,081 Do they really? 864 00:45:46,161 --> 00:45:49,161 Serial killing is an expression of power, ego. 865 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,961 A signature in human destruction. 866 00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:59,321 Ultimately, for full satisfaction, it requires plain sight. 867 00:46:00,281 --> 00:46:02,681 Additionally, serial killers are easily profiled. 868 00:46:03,001 --> 00:46:04,801 They tend to be social outcasts. 869 00:46:04,961 --> 00:46:07,801 - Educationally sub-normal. - Culverton: No, no, no, no, no. 870 00:46:08,281 --> 00:46:11,481 You're just talking about the ones you know. The ones you've caught. 871 00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:15,081 But, hello, dummy. You only catch the dumb ones. 872 00:46:15,161 --> 00:46:21,321 Now, imagine if the queen wanted to kill some people. What would happen then? 873 00:46:21,881 --> 00:46:23,561 All that power, all that money, 874 00:46:23,641 --> 00:46:26,641 sweet little government, dancing attendants. 875 00:46:26,801 --> 00:46:30,841 A whole country, just to keep her warm and fat. 876 00:46:33,441 --> 00:46:34,521 Hmm. 877 00:46:35,721 --> 00:46:37,041 We all love the queen, don't we? 878 00:46:37,121 --> 00:46:38,561 And I bet she'd love you lot... 879 00:46:38,641 --> 00:46:41,441 It's all right, everyone. I can personally assure you 880 00:46:41,521 --> 00:46:43,417 that Sherlock Holmes is not about to arrest the queen. 881 00:46:43,441 --> 00:46:45,001 Well, of course not. 882 00:46:45,081 --> 00:46:46,361 Not her majesty. 883 00:46:47,401 --> 00:46:50,401 Money. Power. Fame. 884 00:46:50,921 --> 00:46:53,481 Some things make you untouchable. 885 00:46:53,681 --> 00:46:55,441 God save the queen! 886 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:56,921 She could open a slaughterhouse 887 00:46:57,001 --> 00:46:58,721 and we'd all probably pay the entrance fee. 888 00:46:59,201 --> 00:47:00,601 No one's untouchable. 889 00:47:01,081 --> 00:47:02,441 Cu lverton: No one? 890 00:47:05,601 --> 00:47:07,201 Look at you all. 891 00:47:07,881 --> 00:47:12,521 So gloomy. Can't you take a joke? (Laughs) The queen. 892 00:47:12,881 --> 00:47:17,481 If the queen was a serial killer, I'd be the first person she'd tell. 893 00:47:17,561 --> 00:47:19,681 We have that kind of friendship. 894 00:47:19,761 --> 00:47:24,241 A big round of applause for Sherlock Holmes and dr Watson. 895 00:47:24,401 --> 00:47:26,481 - (Clapping) Come on. - —(Crowd applauding) 896 00:47:27,321 --> 00:47:28,401 Wonderful. 897 00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,681 Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. 898 00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:36,681 - Where are we going now? - I want to show you my favourite room. 899 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,681 No, let's go in here. 900 00:47:42,641 --> 00:47:44,641 So, you've had another one of your little meetings? 901 00:47:44,841 --> 00:47:46,401 Oh, it's just a monthly top-up. 902 00:47:47,321 --> 00:47:49,041 Confession is good for the soul. 903 00:47:49,921 --> 00:47:52,441 Provided you can delete it. —what's td 12? 904 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:53,521 It's a memory inhibitor. 905 00:47:54,281 --> 00:47:55,281 Bliss. 906 00:47:55,841 --> 00:47:56,841 Bliss? 907 00:47:57,081 --> 00:47:58,401 Opt-in ignorance. 908 00:47:59,281 --> 00:48:00,681 Makes the world go round. 909 00:48:00,881 --> 00:48:02,761 Anyone ever opt to remember? 910 00:48:03,521 --> 00:48:06,841 Some people take the drip out. Yes, some people have the same urges. 911 00:48:07,641 --> 00:48:09,321 Now, come on. Wasting time. 912 00:48:09,441 --> 00:48:12,441 Indeed you have, I estimate, 20 minutes left. 913 00:48:13,681 --> 00:48:14,761 Sorry? 914 00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:16,377 I sent a text from your phone, remember? 915 00:48:16,401 --> 00:48:18,881 It was read almost immediately, factoring in a degree of shock, 916 00:48:18,921 --> 00:48:21,921 and emotional decision, and a journey time based on the associated address. 917 00:48:22,321 --> 00:48:25,641 I'd say that your life as you know it has 20 minutes left to run. 918 00:48:25,761 --> 00:48:29,561 Well, no. 17 and a half, to be precise, but I rounded up for dramatic effect. 919 00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:32,441 So please do show us your favourite room. 920 00:48:32,521 --> 00:48:35,841 It'll give you a chance to say good-bye. 921 00:48:36,161 --> 00:48:37,481 (Ch uckles) 922 00:48:38,121 --> 00:48:39,321 Come along. 923 00:48:44,841 --> 00:48:46,321 Mary: The game is on. 924 00:48:47,481 --> 00:48:48,561 Do you still miss me? 925 00:48:53,001 --> 00:48:55,801 Speaking of serial killers, you know who's my favourite? 926 00:48:55,881 --> 00:48:57,481 Other than yourself? 927 00:48:57,561 --> 00:48:59,841 (Ch uckles) H.H. Holmes. 928 00:49:00,561 --> 00:49:02,041 Relative of yours? 929 00:49:02,121 --> 00:49:03,241 Not as far as I know. 930 00:49:03,921 --> 00:49:04,921 You should check. 931 00:49:05,921 --> 00:49:06,921 What an idiot. 932 00:49:09,561 --> 00:49:10,561 Everyone out. 933 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:16,361 Mr Smith, we're actually in the middle of something. 934 00:49:17,441 --> 00:49:18,441 Saheed, isn't it? 935 00:49:19,921 --> 00:49:20,921 Saheed. Yes. 936 00:49:22,081 --> 00:49:23,537 How long have you been working here now? 937 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,801 Four years. 938 00:49:24,961 --> 00:49:26,321 Four years. 939 00:49:27,121 --> 00:49:29,561 Well, that's a long time, isn't it? 940 00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:31,401 Four years. 941 00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,201 Okay, everyone. 942 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,361 - Five minutes? - Come back in ten. 943 00:49:48,521 --> 00:49:49,521 Saheed. 944 00:49:50,681 --> 00:49:51,761 This time, knock. 945 00:49:57,921 --> 00:50:00,881 How can you do that? How... how are you even allowed in here? 946 00:50:00,961 --> 00:50:02,921 Oh, I can go anywhere I like. 947 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,161 (Keys jingling) 948 00:50:04,241 --> 00:50:05,401 Anywhere at all. 949 00:50:05,481 --> 00:50:07,201 They gave you keys? 950 00:50:07,281 --> 00:50:08,601 They presented them to me. 951 00:50:08,681 --> 00:50:10,241 There was a ceremony. 952 00:50:10,321 --> 00:50:13,281 You can watch that on YouTube. The home secretary was there. 953 00:50:14,001 --> 00:50:16,401 So, your favourite room. The mortuary. 954 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:17,841 What do you think? 955 00:50:17,921 --> 00:50:19,321 Tough crowd. 956 00:50:20,561 --> 00:50:21,601 Oh, I don't know. 957 00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:25,881 You know, I've always found them quite pliable. 958 00:50:25,961 --> 00:50:27,121 Don't do that. 959 00:50:27,201 --> 00:50:28,361 She's fine. 960 00:50:29,001 --> 00:50:30,001 She's dead. 961 00:50:32,081 --> 00:50:34,041 H.h. Holmes loved the dead. 962 00:50:34,521 --> 00:50:35,841 He mass-produced them. 963 00:50:35,921 --> 00:50:38,681 Serial killer, active during the Chicago fair. 964 00:50:38,761 --> 00:50:39,841 You know what he did? 965 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:43,561 He built a hotel, a special hotel, just to kill people. 966 00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:49,081 You know, with a hanging room, gas chamber, specially adapted furnace. 967 00:50:49,161 --> 00:50:51,641 You know, like sweeney Todd. 968 00:50:51,721 --> 00:50:53,641 "Without the pies." 969 00:50:55,521 --> 00:50:56,561 Stupid. 970 00:50:57,561 --> 00:50:59,001 So stupid. 971 00:51:00,201 --> 00:51:01,201 Why stupid? 972 00:51:01,721 --> 00:51:02,881 Well, all that effort. 973 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:06,761 You don't build a beach if you want to hide a pebble. 974 00:51:06,841 --> 00:51:08,921 You just find a beach and... 975 00:51:09,761 --> 00:51:14,001 If you wanna hide a murder, you wanna hide lots and lots of murders, 976 00:51:14,681 --> 00:51:16,041 just find a... 977 00:51:17,481 --> 00:51:18,481 Hosphal 978 00:51:20,081 --> 00:51:22,321 can we be clear? Are you confessing? 979 00:51:22,401 --> 00:51:23,641 To what? 980 00:51:24,121 --> 00:51:26,041 The way you're talking. 981 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:28,361 Oh, sorry. 982 00:51:28,921 --> 00:51:30,001 Yes. 983 00:51:31,081 --> 00:51:33,641 You mean, am I a serial killer? 984 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:36,681 Or am I just trying to mess with your funny little head? 985 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,361 Well, it's true. 986 00:51:38,441 --> 00:51:40,761 I do like to mess with people, and yes, 987 00:51:40,841 --> 00:51:44,161 I am a bit creepy but that's just my usp. 988 00:51:44,441 --> 00:51:46,601 I use it to sell breakfast cereal. 989 00:51:46,681 --> 00:51:48,681 But am I what he says I am? 990 00:51:48,961 --> 00:51:50,401 Is that what you're asking? 991 00:51:51,521 --> 00:51:52,841 - Yes. - Hmm. 992 00:51:53,281 --> 00:51:55,681 Well. Let me ask you this. 993 00:51:57,441 --> 00:52:00,281 - Are you really a doctor? - Yeah, of course I am. 994 00:52:00,361 --> 00:52:02,961 Oh. Well, no, a medical doctor, 995 00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:06,521 you know, not just feet or media studies or something. 996 00:52:06,801 --> 00:52:07,881 I'm a doctor. 997 00:52:10,241 --> 00:52:11,361 Are you serious? 998 00:52:12,201 --> 00:52:13,561 No, really. 999 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:15,641 Are you? 1000 00:52:17,201 --> 00:52:20,961 Are you, are you actually serious? 1001 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:23,681 I've played along with thisjoke. 1002 00:52:23,761 --> 00:52:25,561 It's not funny any more. 1003 00:52:25,641 --> 00:52:26,921 You know, look at him. 1004 00:52:27,801 --> 00:52:31,241 Go ahead, look at him, dr Watson. Hmm? 1005 00:52:31,641 --> 00:52:33,281 Oh no, I'll lay it out for you. 1006 00:52:33,441 --> 00:52:36,281 There are two possible explanations for what's going on here. 1007 00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:38,641 Either I'm a serial killer, 1008 00:52:39,681 --> 00:52:43,121 or Sherlock Holmes is off his tits on drugs. Hmm? 1009 00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:47,561 Delusional paranoia about a public personality. 1010 00:52:47,641 --> 00:52:50,161 That's not so special. It's not even new. 1011 00:52:50,241 --> 00:52:53,521 I think you need to tell your faithful little friend 1012 00:52:53,601 --> 00:52:57,361 how you're wasting his time because you're too high 1013 00:52:57,441 --> 00:52:59,561 to know what's real any more. 1014 00:53:05,121 --> 00:53:06,521 I apologise. 1015 00:53:07,921 --> 00:53:09,961 (Stammers) I miscalculated. 1016 00:53:10,961 --> 00:53:13,561 I forgot to factor in the traffic. 1017 00:53:14,681 --> 00:53:17,281 Nineteen and a half minutes. (Clears throat) 1018 00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:19,001 (Door opening) 1019 00:53:19,441 --> 00:53:22,241 Ah, the footsteps you're about to hear will be very familiar to you, 1020 00:53:22,321 --> 00:53:24,921 not least because there'll be three impacts rather than two. 1021 00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:27,321 The third of course, will be the end of a walking cane. 1022 00:53:29,561 --> 00:53:31,841 Your daughter faith's walking cane. 1023 00:53:31,921 --> 00:53:33,321 Why would she be here? 1024 00:53:33,401 --> 00:53:34,881 You invited her. 1025 00:53:35,481 --> 00:53:37,161 You sent her a text. Or, or, or, 1026 00:53:37,241 --> 00:53:39,881 technically I sent her a text, but she's not to know. 1027 00:53:42,681 --> 00:53:45,041 Um, let's see if I can recall. 1028 00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:47,441 "Faith, I can stand it no longer. 1029 00:53:48,481 --> 00:53:50,721 "I've confessed to my crimes. 1030 00:53:51,321 --> 00:53:52,321 "Please forgive me." 1031 00:53:53,001 --> 00:53:55,081 How would that have any effect? 1032 00:53:55,161 --> 00:53:56,161 You don't know her. 1033 00:53:56,481 --> 00:53:57,921 Oh, but I do. 1034 00:53:58,721 --> 00:54:01,201 I spent a whole evening with her. 1035 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,761 We had chips. 1036 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:04,641 I think she liked me. 1037 00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:07,681 You don't know faith. You simply do not. 1038 00:54:07,761 --> 00:54:09,921 I know you care about her deeply. 1039 00:54:10,721 --> 00:54:13,281 I know you invited her to one of your special board meetings. 1040 00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:16,041 You care what she thinks. 1041 00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:21,561 (Chuckling) You maintain an impressive facade. 1042 00:54:23,801 --> 00:54:25,081 I think it's about to break. 1043 00:54:25,761 --> 00:54:26,761 Did you know? 1044 00:54:27,281 --> 00:54:29,601 - She came to Baker Street. - No, she didn't. 1045 00:54:29,961 --> 00:54:30,961 Of course I didn't. 1046 00:54:31,121 --> 00:54:32,801 She came to see me 1047 00:54:33,481 --> 00:54:35,641 because she was scared of her daddy. 1048 00:54:35,721 --> 00:54:40,241 Never happened. Is this another one of your drug-fuelled fantasies? 1049 00:54:41,121 --> 00:54:42,577 You didn't you see him take the scalpel? 1050 00:54:42,601 --> 00:54:43,641 Nobody saw it. 1051 00:54:43,921 --> 00:54:45,297 So you didn't know what was about to happen? 1052 00:54:45,321 --> 00:54:46,401 Of course I didn't know. 1053 00:54:46,641 --> 00:54:47,801 Well, let's see, shall we? 1054 00:54:47,881 --> 00:54:49,921 Faith, stop loitering at the door and come in. 1055 00:54:50,081 --> 00:54:52,041 This is your father's favourite room. 1056 00:54:54,801 --> 00:54:56,881 Come and meet his best friends. 1057 00:54:58,001 --> 00:55:00,641 Faith: Dad? What's happening? 1058 00:55:01,361 --> 00:55:03,321 What was that text? 1059 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:06,441 Another one of yourjokes? (Chuckles) 1060 00:55:07,081 --> 00:55:08,081 Who are you? 1061 00:55:27,121 --> 00:55:28,121 Who the hell are you? 1062 00:55:29,881 --> 00:55:32,001 Culverton: Sherlock Holmes. Surely you recognise him. 1063 00:55:32,201 --> 00:55:33,801 Oh, my god. 1064 00:55:34,281 --> 00:55:36,001 Sherlock Holmes? 1065 00:55:36,881 --> 00:55:38,641 I love your blog. 1066 00:55:38,721 --> 00:55:41,417 (Sighs) You're not her. You're not the woman who came to Baker Street. 1067 00:55:41,441 --> 00:55:44,201 Erm, well, no. Never been there. 1068 00:55:44,401 --> 00:55:47,281 Well, there must've been some build-up. He didn't just suddenly do it. 1069 00:55:47,361 --> 00:55:49,161 Look, I didn't know he had the bloody scalpel. 1070 00:55:49,361 --> 00:55:51,601 Sorry, I'm not sure I completely understand. 1071 00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:53,641 Understand what? 1072 00:55:53,721 --> 00:55:56,641 But I thought you two were, were old friends! 1073 00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:58,921 No, we've never met. 1074 00:55:59,001 --> 00:56:00,961 Oh, dear! (Laughs) 1075 00:56:01,241 --> 00:56:03,161 -Have we? —(Smith laughs) 1076 00:56:03,241 --> 00:56:04,241 Sherlock? 1077 00:56:04,921 --> 00:56:06,881 So who came to my flat? 1078 00:56:07,441 --> 00:56:10,761 -Well, it wasn't me. —(Laughing) 1079 00:56:12,321 --> 00:56:14,521 You look different. 1080 00:56:14,921 --> 00:56:16,441 -I wasn't there. —(Laughs) 1081 00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,041 Sherlock: Who came to my flat? 1082 00:56:18,281 --> 00:56:20,081 Faith: I'm sorry, mr Holmes, but... 1083 00:56:21,681 --> 00:56:24,961 I don't think I've ever been anywhere near your flat. 1084 00:56:25,481 --> 00:56:28,321 (Laughs) Oh, dear. Oh, no. 1085 00:56:28,601 --> 00:56:29,601 Who you talking to? 1086 00:56:30,881 --> 00:56:32,761 - What friend? - Anyone. 1087 00:56:33,601 --> 00:56:35,721 (Laughing) Oh, no! 1088 00:56:38,961 --> 00:56:39,961 Sherlock: Faith? 1089 00:56:41,081 --> 00:56:43,521 (Panting) Oh god. Come on. 1090 00:56:47,641 --> 00:56:49,321 (Smith laughing) 1091 00:56:54,721 --> 00:56:55,721 Sherlock. 1092 00:56:57,281 --> 00:56:59,081 Sherlock, you all right? Sherlock, you okay? 1093 00:56:59,321 --> 00:57:01,321 - Watch him. He's got a knife. - Got a what? 1094 00:57:01,401 --> 00:57:04,041 Got a scalpel. You picked it up from that table. I saw you take it. 1095 00:57:04,161 --> 00:57:05,681 I certainly did not! 1096 00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:07,201 Look behind his back! 1097 00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:10,081 - —Look. (Laughs) - I saw you take it! I saw you! 1098 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:13,481 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Sherlock, put that down. 1099 00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:15,921 - Faith: Oh my god. My god! - Put it down. 1100 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:17,561 (Smith laughing) 1101 00:57:17,641 --> 00:57:19,401 - Stop laughing at me. - I'm not laughing. 1102 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:21,097 - He's not laughing, Sherlock. - Stop laughing at me! 1103 00:57:21,121 --> 00:57:22,121 -Sherlock! —(Screams) 1104 00:57:23,601 --> 00:57:26,161 (Groans) Christ. 1105 00:57:28,761 --> 00:57:30,921 I keep wondering if we should've seen it coming. 1106 00:57:31,001 --> 00:57:33,201 Not long ago, he shot Charles magnussen in the face. 1107 00:57:33,281 --> 00:57:35,281 We did see it coming. We always saw it coming. 1108 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,961 - But it was fun. - —(Knocking at door) 1109 00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,401 -Come in. —woman: Sir. 1110 00:57:40,281 --> 00:57:41,761 You probably wanna see this. 1111 00:57:45,441 --> 00:57:48,121 N ews read e r: Harold chorle y reporting earlier today. 1112 00:57:48,201 --> 00:57:51,841 Mr Smith stated he had no interest in bringing charges. 1113 00:57:52,281 --> 00:57:55,401 I'm a fan of Sherlock Holmes, I'm a big fan. 1114 00:57:55,481 --> 00:57:59,201 I don't really know what happened today. To be honest, 1115 00:57:59,281 --> 00:58:03,201 I don't think I 'd be standing here now if it wasn't for dr Watson. 1116 00:58:03,321 --> 00:58:04,961 - Stop laughing at me! - —(Whimpering) 1117 00:58:05,041 --> 00:58:07,241 Sherlock! 1118 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,681 Stop it! Stop it now! 1119 00:58:10,761 --> 00:58:12,777 Reporter: Is it true he's been treated in your hospital? 1120 00:58:12,801 --> 00:58:17,601 It's not actually my hospital. Well, it is a little bit my hospital. 1121 00:58:17,681 --> 00:58:21,681 But I can promise you this. He's going to get the best of care. 1122 00:58:21,761 --> 00:58:23,721 I might even move him to my favourite room. 1123 00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:25,801 N ews read er: Culverton Smith, earlier today. 1124 00:58:26,081 --> 00:58:27,081 In Nottingham... 1125 00:58:32,921 --> 00:58:35,441 He's right, you know, you probably saved his life. 1126 00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:38,321 What are you doing? Wake up! 1127 00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:41,121 I really hit him, Greg. Hit him hard. 1128 00:58:41,721 --> 00:58:43,721 (Grunting) 1129 00:58:44,161 --> 00:58:47,481 John: Is this a game? A bloody game. 1130 00:58:50,721 --> 00:58:52,121 (Grunting) 1131 00:58:56,641 --> 00:58:58,401 Please, please, please, no violence. 1132 00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:01,961 Thank you, dr Watson. 1133 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:04,841 I don't think he's a danger any more. 1134 00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:07,121 Leave him be. 1135 00:59:08,681 --> 00:59:10,001 It's okay. 1136 00:59:11,961 --> 00:59:13,921 Let him do what he wants. 1137 00:59:14,841 --> 00:59:16,321 He's entitled. 1138 00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:20,721 I killed his wife. 1139 00:59:23,521 --> 00:59:24,921 Yes, you did. 1140 00:59:48,801 --> 00:59:50,441 (Monitor beeping) 1141 01:00:02,441 --> 01:00:03,441 Oh, hi. 1142 01:00:05,681 --> 01:00:07,161 Just in to say hello? 1143 01:00:07,841 --> 01:00:09,561 No, I'm just in to say goodbye. 1144 01:00:09,641 --> 01:00:11,441 I'm sure he'll pull through. 1145 01:00:11,521 --> 01:00:13,641 Yeah, he's made a terrible mess of himself, 1146 01:00:13,721 --> 01:00:17,521 but, he's awfully strong, so, we must look on the bright side. 1147 01:00:25,481 --> 01:00:27,401 Well... (Clears throat) 1148 01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,081 Parting gift. 1149 01:00:30,161 --> 01:00:31,761 Aww, that's nice. 1150 01:00:31,841 --> 01:00:32,961 A walking stick. 1151 01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:35,361 Yeah, it was mine from a long time ago. 1152 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:38,881 (Phone ringing) —(Clears th roat) 1153 01:00:38,961 --> 01:00:40,481 Hello? Ward 73. 1154 01:00:41,201 --> 01:00:43,001 Oh, uh, dr Watson... 1155 01:00:44,561 --> 01:00:46,001 It's for you. 1156 01:00:50,441 --> 01:00:51,561 Hello, mycroft. 1157 01:00:51,641 --> 01:00:53,041 Mycrofi': There's a car downstairs. 1158 01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,641 You know he should definitely have worn the hat. 1159 01:01:00,281 --> 01:01:01,521 Still thinking about Sherlock? 1160 01:01:01,601 --> 01:01:02,881 No, you are. 1161 01:01:03,401 --> 01:01:05,201 You've got your disapproving face on. 1162 01:01:05,281 --> 01:01:08,401 Well, seeing as I'm inside your head, I think we can call that self-loathing. 1163 01:01:59,561 --> 01:02:00,881 Where is she? Where is mrs Hudson? 1164 01:02:00,961 --> 01:02:02,241 She'll be up in a moment. 1165 01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:03,657 - Uh, what are you doing? - Sorry... 1166 01:02:03,681 --> 01:02:06,161 Have you noticed the kitchen? It's practically a meth lab. 1167 01:02:06,281 --> 01:02:10,001 I'm trying to establish exactly what drove Sherlock off the rails, any ideas? 1168 01:02:10,081 --> 01:02:11,201 Are these spooks? 1169 01:02:12,201 --> 01:02:15,161 Are you using spooks now, to look after your family. 1170 01:02:15,601 --> 01:02:17,081 Hang on, are they tidying? 1171 01:02:17,161 --> 01:02:18,601 Sherlock is a security concern. 1172 01:02:18,681 --> 01:02:20,217 The fact that I'm his brother changes nothing. 1173 01:02:20,241 --> 01:02:22,041 - Yeah you said that before. - Ask him. 1174 01:02:22,801 --> 01:02:24,841 Why fixate on culverton Smith? 1175 01:02:25,961 --> 01:02:27,641 He's had his obsessions before, of course. 1176 01:02:27,721 --> 01:02:28,977 But this goes a bit further than 1177 01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:30,601 setting a man trap for father Christmas. 1178 01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:31,681 Do it. Ask him. 1179 01:02:32,001 --> 01:02:34,361 Spending all night talking to a woman who wasn't even there. 1180 01:02:34,481 --> 01:02:35,601 Oh shut up, you. 1181 01:02:35,681 --> 01:02:37,137 Mycroft, last time when we were on the phone... 1182 01:02:37,161 --> 01:02:40,201 No, no, no, stop. I detest conversation in the past tense. 1183 01:02:40,961 --> 01:02:43,361 You said the fact that you're his brother made no difference. 1184 01:02:43,561 --> 01:02:44,561 It doesn't. 1185 01:02:44,841 --> 01:02:47,297 You said it didn't the last time, and it wouldn't with Sherlock. 1186 01:02:47,321 --> 01:02:48,561 So who was it the last time? 1187 01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:50,201 - Who are you talking about? - Atta boy. 1188 01:02:50,321 --> 01:02:51,521 Nobody. 1189 01:02:52,081 --> 01:02:53,721 I misspoke. 1190 01:02:54,201 --> 01:02:55,681 - He's lying. - You're lying. 1191 01:02:55,961 --> 01:02:57,041 I assure you I'm not. 1192 01:02:57,121 --> 01:02:59,121 Mary: He really is lying. 1193 01:02:59,561 --> 01:03:01,881 Sherlock's not your only brother. 1194 01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:03,641 There's another one, isn't there? 1195 01:03:04,761 --> 01:03:06,641 - No. - (Laughing) Jesus. 1196 01:03:06,721 --> 01:03:09,241 A secret brother. What, is he locked up in a tower or something? 1197 01:03:10,601 --> 01:03:12,161 Mycroft Holmes. 1198 01:03:12,521 --> 01:03:15,521 What are these dreadful people doing in my house? 1199 01:03:15,601 --> 01:03:17,841 Mrs Hudson I apologise for the interruption. 1200 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:20,697 As you know, my brother has embarked in a programme of self-destruction, 1201 01:03:20,721 --> 01:03:22,561 remarkable even by his standards, 1202 01:03:22,641 --> 01:03:25,321 and I'm endeavouring to find out what triggered it. 1203 01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:27,601 - And that's what you're looking for? - Quite so. 1204 01:03:27,681 --> 01:03:29,041 What's on his mind? 1205 01:03:29,121 --> 01:03:31,281 - So to speak. - And you've had all this time? 1206 01:03:31,361 --> 01:03:34,081 Time being something of which we don't have an infinite supply. 1207 01:03:34,161 --> 01:03:35,881 So, if we could be about our business. 1208 01:03:35,961 --> 01:03:37,841 (Giggling) 1209 01:03:38,601 --> 01:03:40,721 You're so funny, you are! 1210 01:03:41,081 --> 01:03:42,361 Mrs Hudson? 1211 01:03:42,441 --> 01:03:43,841 He thinks you're clever. 1212 01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:45,401 Poor old Sherlock. 1213 01:03:45,481 --> 01:03:46,721 Always going on about you. 1214 01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:48,161 I mean he knows you're an idiot. 1215 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:50,201 But that's okay, 'cause you are a lovely doctor. 1216 01:03:50,281 --> 01:03:53,521 But he has no idea what an idiot you are! 1217 01:03:53,601 --> 01:03:55,761 Is this merely stream of consciousness abuse, 1218 01:03:55,841 --> 01:03:57,361 or are you attempting to make a point? 1219 01:03:57,441 --> 01:03:59,121 You want to know what's bothering Sherlock? 1220 01:03:59,161 --> 01:04:01,521 Easiest thing in the world. Anyone can do it. 1221 01:04:01,961 --> 01:04:05,001 I know his thought processes better than any other human being. 1222 01:04:05,081 --> 01:04:06,681 So please try to understand. 1223 01:04:06,761 --> 01:04:09,281 He's not about thinking. Not Sherlock. 1224 01:04:09,561 --> 01:04:13,041 - Of course he is. - No. He's more emotional, isn't he? 1225 01:04:13,321 --> 01:04:16,321 Unsolved case, shoot the wall. (Makes shooting sounds) 1226 01:04:16,841 --> 01:04:19,081 Unmade breakfast karate the fridge. 1227 01:04:19,161 --> 01:04:20,441 Unanswered questions... 1228 01:04:20,521 --> 01:04:23,041 Well, what does he do with anything he can't answer, John? 1229 01:04:23,121 --> 01:04:24,401 Every time. 1230 01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,241 He stabs it. 1231 01:04:26,321 --> 01:04:30,561 Anything he can't find the answer for, bang! It's up there. 1232 01:04:31,361 --> 01:04:34,121 I keep telling you, if he was any good as the detective 1233 01:04:34,201 --> 01:04:35,641 I wouldn't need a new mantle. 1234 01:04:40,121 --> 01:04:42,041 Mary: If you're watching this, I'm... 1235 01:04:43,161 --> 01:04:44,161 Probably dead. 1236 01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:46,841 Okay no, stop that now, please. 1237 01:04:46,921 --> 01:04:48,641 Mrs Hudson: Everybody out now. 1238 01:04:49,361 --> 01:04:50,441 All of you! 1239 01:04:51,201 --> 01:04:55,001 This is my house, this is my friend, and that's his departed wife. 1240 01:04:55,361 --> 01:04:57,081 Anyone who stays here a minute longer 1241 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,001 is admitting to me personally, they do not have 1242 01:04:59,081 --> 01:05:01,401 a single spark of human decency. 1243 01:05:11,281 --> 01:05:13,001 Get out of my house. 1244 01:05:13,081 --> 01:05:14,521 You reptile. 1245 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:26,041 You've been ages wakin' up. 1246 01:05:26,681 --> 01:05:28,161 I watched you. 1247 01:05:29,841 --> 01:05:31,841 It was quite lovely in its way. 1248 01:05:32,881 --> 01:05:34,961 Take it easy, it's okay. 1249 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:37,721 I don't want to rush this. 1250 01:05:39,121 --> 01:05:41,041 You're Sherlock Holmes. 1251 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,641 Mary: I'm giving you a case, Sherlock. 1252 01:05:44,721 --> 01:05:46,441 Might be the hardest case of your career. 1253 01:05:47,481 --> 01:05:48,801 When I'm... 1254 01:05:49,881 --> 01:05:51,121 Gone, if I'm gone. 1255 01:05:52,321 --> 01:05:54,081 I need you to do something for me. 1256 01:05:55,921 --> 01:05:57,241 Sa ve John Watson. 1257 01:05:58,401 --> 01:05:59,481 Sa ve him. 1258 01:05:59,801 --> 01:06:00,881 Sherlock... 1259 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,241 John, you want to watch this later? 1260 01:06:03,401 --> 01:06:04,401 Mary: Save him. 1261 01:06:05,441 --> 01:06:08,721 Don't think anyone else is going to save him because there isn't anyone. 1262 01:06:08,801 --> 01:06:11,481 It's up to you. Save him. 1263 01:06:12,561 --> 01:06:14,537 But I do think you're going to need a little help with that, 1264 01:06:14,561 --> 01:06:16,257 because you're not exactly good with people. 1265 01:06:16,281 --> 01:06:19,841 So here's a few things you need to know about the man we both love. 1266 01:06:20,481 --> 01:06:23,281 And more importantly, what you're going to need to do to save him. 1267 01:06:28,481 --> 01:06:30,201 How did you get in? 1268 01:06:31,761 --> 01:06:33,121 Policemen outside, you mean? 1269 01:06:34,241 --> 01:06:36,721 Come on, can't you guess? 1270 01:06:39,681 --> 01:06:40,921 Secret door. 1271 01:06:41,801 --> 01:06:43,761 I built this whole wing. 1272 01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:48,201 Kept firing the architect who built it, so no one 1273 01:06:48,281 --> 01:06:51,281 knew quite, how it all fitted together. 1274 01:06:51,361 --> 01:06:53,561 I can slip in and out. 1275 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,041 Anywhere I like, you know. 1276 01:06:56,881 --> 01:06:58,041 When I get the urge. 1277 01:06:58,481 --> 01:06:59,881 H.h. Holmes. 1278 01:07:00,801 --> 01:07:03,641 Murder castle, but done right. 1279 01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:06,521 I have a question for you. 1280 01:07:06,601 --> 01:07:07,841 Why you are here? 1281 01:07:07,921 --> 01:07:11,521 It's like you walked into my den and laid down in front of me. 1282 01:07:12,801 --> 01:07:13,881 Why? 1283 01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:16,721 You know why I'm here. 1284 01:07:17,281 --> 01:07:19,521 I'd like to hear you say it. 1285 01:07:20,561 --> 01:07:21,841 Say it for me please. 1286 01:07:24,881 --> 01:07:26,841 I want you to kill me. 1287 01:07:32,241 --> 01:07:33,361 John. 1288 01:07:35,401 --> 01:07:36,601 My ca r. 1289 01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:45,001 Increase the dosage four, five times, the toxic shock 1290 01:07:45,081 --> 01:07:47,841 should shut me down, within about an hour. 1291 01:07:48,681 --> 01:07:50,281 Then I'll restore the settings. 1292 01:07:50,961 --> 01:07:53,321 Everyone assumes that it was a fault, or... 1293 01:07:54,481 --> 01:07:57,081 - You just gave up the ghost. - Yes. 1294 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:00,521 You are good at this. 1295 01:08:03,281 --> 01:08:06,481 Before we start, tell me how you feel. 1296 01:08:10,361 --> 01:08:12,121 -I feel scared. —(Chuckles) 1297 01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,961 Be more specific. 1298 01:08:15,041 --> 01:08:16,921 You only get to do this the once. 1299 01:08:18,401 --> 01:08:19,521 Scared of dying. 1300 01:08:20,801 --> 01:08:22,161 You wanted this though. 1301 01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:26,721 I have reasons. 1302 01:08:26,801 --> 01:08:29,281 But you don't actually want to die. 1303 01:08:31,401 --> 01:08:32,521 Good. 1304 01:08:35,441 --> 01:08:37,041 Say that for me. 1305 01:08:37,681 --> 01:08:39,481 - Say it. - I don't want to die. 1306 01:08:41,441 --> 01:08:42,601 And again. 1307 01:08:42,681 --> 01:08:45,161 I don't want to die. 1308 01:08:49,241 --> 01:08:50,761 Once more for luck. 1309 01:08:51,721 --> 01:08:53,201 I don't want to die. 1310 01:08:54,681 --> 01:08:55,681 I don't... 1311 01:08:56,601 --> 01:08:58,081 I don't want to die. 1312 01:08:59,881 --> 01:09:01,281 Lovely. 1313 01:09:04,161 --> 01:09:05,161 Here it comes. 1314 01:09:13,601 --> 01:09:15,057 Jo h n: Please, I don't think he's safe. 1315 01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:16,537 Lestrade: No, he's fine, got a man on the door. 1316 01:09:16,561 --> 01:09:17,761 What do you think's happened? 1317 01:09:17,841 --> 01:09:20,321 I don't know, something. Mary left a message. 1318 01:09:20,401 --> 01:09:21,641 What message? 1319 01:09:21,761 --> 01:09:23,321 John Watson, 1320 01:09:23,881 --> 01:09:26,401 never accepts help, not from anyone. 1321 01:09:26,641 --> 01:09:30,201 Not ever, but here's the thing, he never refuses it. 1322 01:09:30,321 --> 01:09:32,481 So, here's is what you are going to do. 1323 01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:36,721 So tell me, why are we doing this? 1324 01:09:36,801 --> 01:09:39,041 To what do I owe the pleasure? 1325 01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:41,081 I wanted to hear your confession. 1326 01:09:41,881 --> 01:09:43,561 Needed to know I was right. 1327 01:09:44,161 --> 01:09:45,761 Why do you need to die? 1328 01:09:46,001 --> 01:09:47,441 The mortuary, 1329 01:09:48,321 --> 01:09:49,441 your favourite room. 1330 01:09:51,761 --> 01:09:53,561 You talk to the dead. 1331 01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:56,201 You make your confession to them. 1332 01:09:59,441 --> 01:10:02,081 I'm sorry, sir, what? What do you mean? 1333 01:10:02,161 --> 01:10:04,561 - —(Door rati'les) - I think the door is jammed. 1334 01:10:05,121 --> 01:10:07,281 Oh, has that door locked itself again? 1335 01:10:07,361 --> 01:10:08,721 Yeah, it's always doing that. 1336 01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:12,001 You can't sa ve John, because he won't let you. 1337 01:10:12,441 --> 01:10:14,881 He won't allow himself to be saved. 1338 01:10:16,241 --> 01:10:18,281 The only way to sa ve John, 1339 01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:20,321 is to make him save you. 1340 01:10:20,641 --> 01:10:22,081 Why do you do it? 1341 01:10:23,841 --> 01:10:25,081 Why do I kill? 1342 01:10:26,121 --> 01:10:29,961 It's not about hatred or revenge. 1343 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:32,281 I'm not a dark person. 1344 01:10:33,401 --> 01:10:34,761 Killing human beings... 1345 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:36,681 (Ch uckles) 1346 01:10:40,761 --> 01:10:42,481 It just makes me... 1347 01:10:43,161 --> 01:10:45,681 Ah. Incredibly happy. 1348 01:10:52,841 --> 01:10:56,041 You know, in films when you see dead people, 1349 01:10:56,401 --> 01:11:00,201 pretending to be dead, and it's just living people lying down? 1350 01:11:02,241 --> 01:11:04,561 That's not what dead people look like. 1351 01:11:05,561 --> 01:11:06,881 Dead people 1352 01:11:07,481 --> 01:11:09,081 look like things. 1353 01:11:10,161 --> 01:11:13,321 I like to make people into things. 1354 01:11:13,761 --> 01:11:15,601 Then you can own them. 1355 01:11:16,201 --> 01:11:19,201 You know what, I'm getting a little impatient. 1356 01:11:34,881 --> 01:11:36,121 Take a big breath if you want. 1357 01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:39,081 Go to hell, Sherlock. 1358 01:11:42,121 --> 01:11:43,481 Go right into hell. 1359 01:11:43,561 --> 01:11:45,281 And make it look like you mean it. 1360 01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:49,041 Murder is a very difficult addiction to manage. 1361 01:11:49,121 --> 01:11:51,361 People don't realise how much work goes into it. 1362 01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:52,841 You have to be careful. 1363 01:11:52,921 --> 01:11:57,041 But if you're rich, or famous and loved, 1364 01:11:57,121 --> 01:12:00,841 it's amazing what people are prepared to ignore. 1365 01:12:01,961 --> 01:12:05,561 There's always someone desperate about to go missing, 1366 01:12:06,121 --> 01:12:10,361 and no one is supposed to suspect murder if it's easier to suspect 1367 01:12:10,441 --> 01:12:12,441 something else. 1368 01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:15,721 I just have to ration myself, choose the right heart to stop. 1369 01:12:16,241 --> 01:12:20,521 Go and pick a fight with a bad guy, put yourself in harm's way. 1370 01:12:21,881 --> 01:12:23,961 (Whispering) Maintain eye contact. 1371 01:12:24,161 --> 01:12:25,761 Maintain eye contact. 1372 01:12:26,441 --> 01:12:27,761 Maintain eye contact. 1373 01:12:28,961 --> 01:12:31,721 I like to watch it happen. 1374 01:12:32,321 --> 01:12:35,241 If he thinks you need him, I swear... 1375 01:12:40,241 --> 01:12:43,881 And off we pop. 1376 01:12:46,121 --> 01:12:47,121 He will be there. 1377 01:12:47,481 --> 01:12:48,481 (Montior beeping faster) 1378 01:12:48,721 --> 01:12:50,441 (Door slams open) —(Holmes inhaling) 1379 01:12:51,361 --> 01:12:52,561 Mr Holmes, you okay? 1380 01:12:52,641 --> 01:12:55,121 What were you doing to him? What were you doing! 1381 01:12:55,281 --> 01:12:58,521 - He's in distress, I'm helping him! - Restrain him now, do it. 1382 01:12:58,601 --> 01:13:01,017 - I was trying to help him! - Sherlock, what was he doing to you? 1383 01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:02,241 Suffocating me. 1384 01:13:02,321 --> 01:13:03,721 - Overdosing me. - On what? 1385 01:13:03,801 --> 01:13:05,081 - Saline. - Saline? 1386 01:13:05,161 --> 01:13:07,561 - Yeah, saline. (Moans) - What do you mean, saline? 1387 01:13:07,841 --> 01:13:11,241 Well, obviously, I got nurse cornish to switch the bags. 1388 01:13:11,321 --> 01:13:12,881 She's a big fan, you know. 1389 01:13:12,961 --> 01:13:14,441 Loves my blog. 1390 01:13:14,721 --> 01:13:16,401 - You're okay? - No of course I'm not okay. 1391 01:13:16,441 --> 01:13:18,081 Malnourished, double kidney failure, 1392 01:13:18,161 --> 01:13:20,441 and frankly, I've been off my tits for weeks. 1393 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:21,721 What kind of doctor are you? 1394 01:13:23,121 --> 01:13:25,641 (Groans) I got my confession though, didn't I? 1395 01:13:26,081 --> 01:13:28,361 Well, I didn't recall making any confession. 1396 01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:30,121 (Stammering) What would I be confessing to? 1397 01:13:30,441 --> 01:13:31,641 You can listen to it later. 1398 01:13:31,721 --> 01:13:33,681 Well, there is no confession to listen to. 1399 01:13:33,761 --> 01:13:36,881 Oh, mr Holmes, I don't know if this is relevant, but 1400 01:13:36,961 --> 01:13:40,801 we found three potential recording devices, in the pockets of your coat. 1401 01:13:41,281 --> 01:13:43,921 All your possessions were searched. Sorry. 1402 01:13:47,201 --> 01:13:50,041 There must be something comforting about the number three, 1403 01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:52,681 people always give up after three. 1404 01:13:57,041 --> 01:13:58,441 What? What is it? What? 1405 01:14:03,841 --> 01:14:05,201 - You cock. - Yeah. 1406 01:14:06,081 --> 01:14:07,521 Utter, utter cock. 1407 01:14:07,601 --> 01:14:09,001 Heard you the first time. 1408 01:14:14,001 --> 01:14:15,121 How does that open? 1409 01:14:15,641 --> 01:14:16,761 Screw the top. 1410 01:14:24,161 --> 01:14:25,561 - Two weeks ago? - Th ree. 1411 01:14:25,881 --> 01:14:26,881 I'm that predictable? 1412 01:14:29,161 --> 01:14:30,161 (Sighs) 1413 01:14:31,001 --> 01:14:32,001 I'm just a cock. 1414 01:14:43,201 --> 01:14:44,321 Cu lverton: It's funny. 1415 01:14:45,401 --> 01:14:48,521 Never realised confessing would be so enjoyable. 1416 01:14:49,641 --> 01:14:51,081 Should have done it sooner. 1417 01:14:52,721 --> 01:14:53,801 We'll carry on tomorrow. 1418 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:57,321 Well, we could carry on now, I'm not tired. 1419 01:14:57,961 --> 01:14:59,041 There's a loads more. 1420 01:14:59,401 --> 01:15:00,481 Tomorrow. 1421 01:15:00,841 --> 01:15:04,121 You know, I am gonna be so famous now. 1422 01:15:04,881 --> 01:15:06,041 You're already famous. 1423 01:15:06,841 --> 01:15:08,441 Yeah, but with this... 1424 01:15:10,161 --> 01:15:11,801 I could break america. 1425 01:15:15,801 --> 01:15:18,801 Sh erlock: I had of course several other back up plans. 1426 01:15:18,881 --> 01:15:21,561 The trouble is, I couldn't remember what they were. 1427 01:15:21,681 --> 01:15:24,241 And of course I hadn't really anticipated 1428 01:15:24,321 --> 01:15:26,121 that I'd hallucinated meeting his daughter. 1429 01:15:27,081 --> 01:15:28,961 Mary: Basically he trashed himself on drugs 1430 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,897 so that you'll help him, so that you'd have something to do, 1431 01:15:30,921 --> 01:15:32,961 something doctory, you get that now, don't you? 1432 01:15:33,041 --> 01:15:35,281 Still a bit troubled by the daughter. 1433 01:15:35,361 --> 01:15:36,401 Did seem very real. 1434 01:15:37,161 --> 01:15:39,641 She gave me information I couldn't have acquired elsewhere. 1435 01:15:40,121 --> 01:15:42,121 But she wasn't ever here? 1436 01:15:42,441 --> 01:15:44,217 Interesting, isn't it? I have theorised before 1437 01:15:44,241 --> 01:15:45,937 that if one could attenuate to every available 1438 01:15:45,961 --> 01:15:47,921 data stream in the world simultaneously, 1439 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:51,801 it would be possible to anticipate and deduce almost anything. 1440 01:15:52,801 --> 01:15:54,001 Hmm. 1441 01:15:54,081 --> 01:15:57,201 So you dreamed up a magic woman who told you things you didn't know? 1442 01:15:57,281 --> 01:16:00,481 That sounds about right to me. Possibly I'm biased. 1443 01:16:00,881 --> 01:16:04,761 Perhaps the drugs opened certain doors in my mind. 1444 01:16:07,321 --> 01:16:09,241 - I'm intrigued. - Look, I know you are. 1445 01:16:10,241 --> 01:16:13,041 Which is why we're all taking it in turns to keep you off the sweeties. 1446 01:16:13,561 --> 01:16:16,001 I thought we were just hanging out. 1447 01:16:18,361 --> 01:16:19,641 Molly will be here in 20 minutes. 1448 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:23,641 Oh, I do think I can last twenty minutes without supervision. 1449 01:16:25,321 --> 01:16:26,321 Well, if you're sure. 1450 01:16:27,561 --> 01:16:29,481 Christ, John, stay, talk. 1451 01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:33,241 Um, sorry, it's just, uh, you know, Rosie. 1452 01:16:33,721 --> 01:16:35,081 Yes, of course, Rosie. 1453 01:16:35,161 --> 01:16:37,241 Go and solve a crime together, make him wear the hat. 1454 01:16:38,401 --> 01:16:40,561 - You'll be okay for 20 minutes? - Yes, yes. 1455 01:16:40,841 --> 01:16:42,681 Sorry, I wasn't thinking of Rosie. 1456 01:16:42,921 --> 01:16:44,761 - No problem. Listen, uh... - We should, uh... 1457 01:16:44,841 --> 01:16:46,521 I'll come and see you, soon. 1458 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:48,481 Yes. 1459 01:16:48,561 --> 01:16:50,417 Actually, he should wear the hat as a special tribute to me. 1460 01:16:50,441 --> 01:16:52,961 I'm dead. I would really appreciate it. 1461 01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:56,001 Oh, by the way, the recordings will probably be inadmissible. 1462 01:16:56,081 --> 01:16:57,081 Sorry what? 1463 01:16:57,161 --> 01:16:58,537 Well, technically it's entrapment, so... 1464 01:16:58,561 --> 01:17:00,737 It might get thrown out as evidence. Not that that matters. 1465 01:17:00,761 --> 01:17:02,681 Apparently he can't stop confessing. 1466 01:17:03,121 --> 01:17:04,721 - That's good. - Yeah. 1467 01:17:11,121 --> 01:17:12,801 -Are you okay? —(Chuckles) 1468 01:17:13,561 --> 01:17:15,201 (Stammers) No, I'm not okay. 1469 01:17:15,281 --> 01:17:16,881 I'm never gonna be okay. 1470 01:17:16,961 --> 01:17:20,241 We just have to accept that. It is what it is. 1471 01:17:20,321 --> 01:17:21,641 And what it is, is... 1472 01:17:22,401 --> 01:17:24,041 - —Shit. - John, do better. 1473 01:17:27,641 --> 01:17:28,641 You didn't kill Mary. 1474 01:17:29,561 --> 01:17:30,841 Mary died saving your life. 1475 01:17:30,921 --> 01:17:31,921 It's her choice. 1476 01:17:32,201 --> 01:17:34,137 No one made her do it, no one could ever make her do anything. 1477 01:17:34,161 --> 01:17:35,721 But the point is, 1478 01:17:35,801 --> 01:17:37,601 you did not kill her. 1479 01:17:39,521 --> 01:17:42,521 In saving my life she conferred a value on it. 1480 01:17:44,161 --> 01:17:46,561 It is a currencyl do not know how to spend. 1481 01:17:51,121 --> 01:17:52,561 It is what it is. 1482 01:17:56,481 --> 01:17:58,361 I'm tomorrow six till ten, I'll see you then. 1483 01:17:58,721 --> 01:17:59,721 Looking forward to it. 1484 01:18:00,321 --> 01:18:01,321 Yeah. 1485 01:18:02,521 --> 01:18:04,121 (Moaning coming from mobile) 1486 01:18:05,721 --> 01:18:08,401 - That noise, that's a text alert noise. - What was that? 1487 01:18:10,721 --> 01:18:12,521 Hmm? What was what? 1488 01:18:12,601 --> 01:18:15,521 That's the text alert of Irene adler, she's the scary mad one, right? 1489 01:18:15,721 --> 01:18:16,721 That noise. 1490 01:18:16,801 --> 01:18:17,801 What noise? 1491 01:18:18,121 --> 01:18:19,681 She's dead. (Gasps) 1492 01:18:20,121 --> 01:18:23,601 Oh I bet she isn't dead. I bet he saved her. 1493 01:18:24,001 --> 01:18:25,401 (Laughing) Oh, my god! 1494 01:18:26,081 --> 01:18:28,641 Oh, the posh boy loves the dominatrix! 1495 01:18:28,721 --> 01:18:31,081 He's never knowingly under-clichéd, is he? 1496 01:18:31,401 --> 01:18:32,401 John? 1497 01:18:33,201 --> 01:18:34,401 I'm gonna make a deduction. 1498 01:18:34,921 --> 01:18:37,321 - Oh okay, that's good. - And if my deduction is right, 1499 01:18:37,401 --> 01:18:39,241 you're gonna be honest and tell me, okay? 1500 01:18:39,841 --> 01:18:43,441 Okay. Though I should mention that it is possible for any given text alert 1501 01:18:43,521 --> 01:18:46,041 - to become randomly attached to... - Happy birthday. 1502 01:18:49,521 --> 01:18:52,001 Thank you, John, that's very kind of you. 1503 01:18:52,921 --> 01:18:54,441 Never knew when your birthday was. 1504 01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:56,161 Well, now you do. 1505 01:18:56,921 --> 01:18:58,177 Seriously, we're not going to talk about this? 1506 01:18:58,201 --> 01:18:59,321 Talk about what? 1507 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,321 - I mean, how does it work? - How does what work? 1508 01:19:02,161 --> 01:19:06,161 You and the woman, do you go to a discreet harvester sometimes, is there 1509 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:08,801 - nights of passion in high wycombe? - Oh, for god's sakes. 1510 01:19:08,921 --> 01:19:11,361 - I don't text her back. - —(Chuckling) Why not? 1511 01:19:11,961 --> 01:19:14,521 You bloody moron! 1512 01:19:15,361 --> 01:19:18,281 She's out there, she likes you, and she's alive, 1513 01:19:18,361 --> 01:19:21,401 and do you have the first idea how lucky you are? 1514 01:19:22,241 --> 01:19:25,921 Yes she's a lunatic, she's a criminal, she's insanely dangerous, 1515 01:19:26,001 --> 01:19:27,217 trust you to fall for a sociopath. 1516 01:19:27,241 --> 01:19:28,561 Oh, married an assassin. 1517 01:19:28,641 --> 01:19:30,481 But she's, you know... 1518 01:19:31,481 --> 01:19:33,441 - —What? - Just text her back. 1519 01:19:33,521 --> 01:19:35,041 - Why? - Because high wycombe 1520 01:19:35,121 --> 01:19:38,641 is better than you are currently equipped to understand. 1521 01:19:38,721 --> 01:19:40,681 I once caught a triple poisoner in high wycombe. 1522 01:19:40,761 --> 01:19:42,041 That's only the beginning, mate. 1523 01:19:42,561 --> 01:19:45,001 As I think I've explain to you many times before, 1524 01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:46,161 romantic entanglement, 1525 01:19:46,241 --> 01:19:47,761 while fulfilling for other people... 1526 01:19:47,841 --> 01:19:49,361 Would complete you as a human being. 1527 01:19:49,441 --> 01:19:51,441 - That doesn't even mean anything. - Just text her. 1528 01:19:51,521 --> 01:19:53,417 Phone her, do something while there's still a chance. 1529 01:19:53,441 --> 01:19:54,977 Because that chance doesn't last forever. 1530 01:19:55,001 --> 01:19:57,121 Trust me, Sherlock, it's gone before you know it. 1531 01:19:57,201 --> 01:19:59,041 Before you know it. 1532 01:20:05,961 --> 01:20:07,761 She was wrong about me. 1533 01:20:07,841 --> 01:20:09,321 Mary? How so? 1534 01:20:11,601 --> 01:20:14,801 She thought that if you put yourself in harm's way, I'd... 1535 01:20:14,881 --> 01:20:16,401 I'd rescue you or something. 1536 01:20:16,481 --> 01:20:19,001 But I didn't, not 'till she told me to. 1537 01:20:19,681 --> 01:20:22,161 And that's how this works, that's what you're missing. 1538 01:20:22,241 --> 01:20:24,801 She taught me to be the man she already thought I was. 1539 01:20:24,881 --> 01:20:26,321 Get yourself a piece of that. 1540 01:20:26,401 --> 01:20:28,097 Look at me, you are doing yourself a disservice. 1541 01:20:28,121 --> 01:20:30,521 I have known many people in this world, but made few friends, 1542 01:20:30,561 --> 01:20:33,401 - and I can safely say... - I cheated on her. 1543 01:20:36,361 --> 01:20:39,201 No clever comeback? I cheated on you, Mary. 1544 01:20:41,481 --> 01:20:43,081 It was a woman, on the bus, 1545 01:20:43,161 --> 01:20:47,161 and I had a plastic Daisy in my hair, I'd been playing with Rosie. 1546 01:20:49,361 --> 01:20:51,041 And this girljust smiled at me. 1547 01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:54,401 That's all it was, it was a smile. 1548 01:20:56,161 --> 01:20:57,601 We texted constantly. 1549 01:20:57,681 --> 01:21:00,481 You want to know when? Every time you left the room, that's when. 1550 01:21:00,561 --> 01:21:02,601 When you were feeding our daughter. 1551 01:21:02,681 --> 01:21:05,041 When you were stopping her from crying, that's when. 1552 01:21:09,481 --> 01:21:11,161 That's all it was. 1553 01:21:12,321 --> 01:21:13,761 Just texting. 1554 01:21:14,841 --> 01:21:16,521 But I wanted more. 1555 01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:20,521 And you know something? I still do. 1556 01:21:21,361 --> 01:21:22,881 I'm not the man you thought I was. 1557 01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,041 I'm not that guy. 1558 01:21:24,121 --> 01:21:25,401 I never could be. 1559 01:21:25,481 --> 01:21:27,281 But that's the point. 1560 01:21:31,001 --> 01:21:32,921 That's the whole point. 1561 01:21:36,521 --> 01:21:38,481 Who you thought I was... 1562 01:21:40,121 --> 01:21:42,201 Is the man who I want to be. 1563 01:21:45,241 --> 01:21:46,561 Well then, 1564 01:21:48,401 --> 01:21:50,041 John Watson. 1565 01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,081 Get the hell on with it. 1566 01:22:05,281 --> 01:22:06,761 (Sobbing) 1567 01:22:16,201 --> 01:22:17,601 It's okay. 1568 01:22:17,681 --> 01:22:19,201 It's not okay. 1569 01:22:24,161 --> 01:22:25,961 But it is what it is. 1570 01:22:33,561 --> 01:22:36,761 Sherlock: So, Molly's gonna meet us at this cake place. 1571 01:22:36,841 --> 01:22:39,081 Joh n: It's your birthday, cake is obligatory. 1572 01:22:39,361 --> 01:22:42,441 Well, I suppose a sugar high is some sort of substitute. 1573 01:22:42,841 --> 01:22:43,841 Behave. 1574 01:22:44,161 --> 01:22:47,521 Right then. You know, it's not my place to say, but, 1575 01:22:48,361 --> 01:22:50,121 it was just texting. 1576 01:22:51,201 --> 01:22:53,681 People text, even I text, her. 1577 01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:56,081 I mean, woman. Bad idea. 1578 01:22:56,161 --> 01:22:58,001 Try not to, but, you know, sometimes... 1579 01:22:59,561 --> 01:23:01,561 It's not a pleasant thought, John. 1580 01:23:01,641 --> 01:23:03,761 But I have this terrible feeling from time to time 1581 01:23:03,841 --> 01:23:06,041 that we might all just be human. 1582 01:23:06,721 --> 01:23:08,001 - Even you? - No. 1583 01:23:09,081 --> 01:23:10,081 Even you. 1584 01:23:13,761 --> 01:23:15,001 - Cake? - Cake. 1585 01:23:15,641 --> 01:23:16,641 Oh, erm... 1586 01:23:17,601 --> 01:23:19,241 What. What is it? 1587 01:23:19,841 --> 01:23:21,281 What's wrong? 1588 01:23:22,881 --> 01:23:24,841 (Ch uckles) Seriously? 1589 01:23:24,921 --> 01:23:26,641 I'm Sherlock Holmes. I wear the damn hat. 1590 01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:31,961 Isn't that right, Mary? 1591 01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:44,321 Therapist: You seem so much better, John. 1592 01:23:44,401 --> 01:23:46,601 Yeah, I am. I think I am. 1593 01:23:47,401 --> 01:23:50,401 Not all day, not every day, but, uh, you know. 1594 01:23:51,281 --> 01:23:53,241 - It is what it is? - Yeah. 1595 01:23:55,001 --> 01:23:56,001 And Rosie? 1596 01:23:56,081 --> 01:23:57,441 Beautiful, perfect. 1597 01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:01,001 Unprecedented in the history of children. 1598 01:24:01,081 --> 01:24:02,721 That's not my bias, 1599 01:24:02,801 --> 01:24:04,121 - that's scientific fact. - Good. 1600 01:24:04,521 --> 01:24:05,681 And Sherlock Holmes? 1601 01:24:05,761 --> 01:24:06,801 Back to normal. 1602 01:24:06,881 --> 01:24:09,201 Sherlock: Get out! Man: She's possessed by the devil. 1603 01:24:09,281 --> 01:24:10,961 I swear my wife is channelling Satan! 1604 01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:12,601 Yes, boring, go away. 1605 01:24:13,121 --> 01:24:15,321 - I'm not channelling Satan. - Why not? 1606 01:24:15,401 --> 01:24:16,921 Given your immediate alternative. 1607 01:24:25,721 --> 01:24:26,801 What about his brother? 1608 01:24:26,881 --> 01:24:28,441 Mycroft? He's fine. 1609 01:24:28,561 --> 01:24:31,601 So, you're off now, I won't see you for a week? 1610 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:34,441 Just spending it at home. 1611 01:24:34,521 --> 01:24:35,801 Unless she calls. 1612 01:24:35,881 --> 01:24:37,041 The pm. 1613 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:40,081 - Here. - What's this? 1614 01:24:40,521 --> 01:24:41,641 My number. 1615 01:24:41,721 --> 01:24:42,881 I already have your number. 1616 01:24:43,201 --> 01:24:44,281 My private n u m ber. 1617 01:24:44,521 --> 01:24:45,601 Why would I need that? 1618 01:24:46,281 --> 01:24:47,681 I don't know. 1619 01:24:47,761 --> 01:24:49,201 Maybe you'd like a drink sometime. 1620 01:24:49,921 --> 01:24:51,081 Of what? 1621 01:24:51,521 --> 01:24:52,841 Up to you. 1622 01:24:53,441 --> 01:24:54,681 Call me. 1623 01:24:59,001 --> 01:25:00,001 (Chuckling) 1624 01:25:06,881 --> 01:25:10,201 I mean obviously, normal and fine are both relative terms 1625 01:25:10,281 --> 01:25:11,457 when it comes to Sherlock and mycroft. 1626 01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:13,441 (Ch uckles) Obviously. 1627 01:25:22,721 --> 01:25:23,721 She was real. 1628 01:25:31,121 --> 01:25:34,161 But, I didn't mean mycroft. I mean the other one. 1629 01:25:34,841 --> 01:25:35,881 Which other one? 1630 01:25:35,961 --> 01:25:38,121 You know, the secret one. 1631 01:25:38,201 --> 01:25:39,961 Oh, that was just something... 1632 01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:42,121 I said. I'm sure there's... 1633 01:25:46,441 --> 01:25:48,481 How did you know about that? I didn't tell you that. 1634 01:25:48,521 --> 01:25:50,441 - You must have done. - I really didn't. 1635 01:25:50,521 --> 01:25:53,001 Well, maybe Sherlock told me. 1636 01:25:53,201 --> 01:25:57,361 Wait, you've met Sherlock exactly once, in this room. 1637 01:25:57,441 --> 01:25:58,481 He was off his head. 1638 01:25:58,561 --> 01:25:59,601 Oh no, no. 1639 01:25:59,681 --> 01:26:01,841 - (Stammering) I met him before that. - When? 1640 01:26:02,321 --> 01:26:04,401 We spent a night together. 1641 01:26:04,841 --> 01:26:05,881 It was lovely. 1642 01:26:06,761 --> 01:26:08,241 We had chips. 1643 01:26:14,841 --> 01:26:18,161 (In faith's voice) You're not what I expected, mr Holmes. 1644 01:26:18,241 --> 01:26:19,521 You're... 1645 01:26:20,641 --> 01:26:21,641 Nicer. 1646 01:26:33,641 --> 01:26:36,361 Culverton gave me faith's original note. 1647 01:26:36,881 --> 01:26:39,441 A mutual friend put us in touch. 1648 01:26:40,281 --> 01:26:43,321 Did Sherlock ever tell you about the note? 1649 01:26:44,081 --> 01:26:48,641 I added some deductions for Sherlock. He was quite good. 1650 01:26:50,001 --> 01:26:53,241 But he didn't get the big one. 1651 01:27:05,681 --> 01:27:09,841 In fairness though, he does have excellent taste in chips. 1652 01:27:09,921 --> 01:27:11,641 - What's that? - What's what? 1653 01:27:11,721 --> 01:27:13,497 The flower in your hair is like I had on the bus. 1654 01:27:13,521 --> 01:27:15,361 You looked very sweet. 1655 01:27:16,201 --> 01:27:17,561 Butthen... 1656 01:27:20,081 --> 01:27:22,201 You have such nice eyes. 1657 01:27:22,761 --> 01:27:26,041 Amazing, the times a man doesn't really look at your face. 1658 01:27:26,121 --> 01:27:30,361 Oh, you can hide behind a sexy smile or a walking cane. 1659 01:27:30,721 --> 01:27:34,401 Or just be a therapist, talking about you. 1660 01:27:34,881 --> 01:27:36,201 All the time. 1661 01:27:37,641 --> 01:27:40,377 Oh, please don't go anywhere, I'm sure the therapist who actually lives here 1662 01:27:40,401 --> 01:27:41,721 wouldn't want blood on the carpet. 1663 01:27:42,201 --> 01:27:44,041 Oh, hang on. It's fine. 1664 01:27:44,281 --> 01:27:45,881 She's in a sack in the airing cupboard. 1665 01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:48,321 - Who are you? - Isn't it obvious? 1666 01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:52,361 Haven't you guessed? 1667 01:27:52,681 --> 01:27:53,681 I'm eurus. 1668 01:27:54,321 --> 01:27:55,321 Eurus? 1669 01:27:55,401 --> 01:27:58,681 Silly name, isn't it? Greek. Means the east wind. 1670 01:28:00,121 --> 01:28:01,921 My parents loved silly names. 1671 01:28:02,161 --> 01:28:04,001 Like eurus, 1672 01:28:04,641 --> 01:28:05,881 or mycroft, 1673 01:28:07,001 --> 01:28:08,161 or Sherlock. 1674 01:28:08,721 --> 01:28:09,961 Oh, look at him. 1675 01:28:10,761 --> 01:28:12,721 Didn't it ever occur to you not even once, 1676 01:28:12,801 --> 01:28:16,601 that Sherlock's secret brother mightjust be Sherlock's secret sister? 1677 01:28:21,001 --> 01:28:23,001 He's making a funny face. 1678 01:28:25,081 --> 01:28:26,281 I think I'll put a hole in it. 1679 01:28:28,241 --> 01:28:29,241 (Gunshot)