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Richie!

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- Right on time.
- Hey. You're the lawyer?

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Ron LaFlamme. Great to meet you.

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All right, homeboy. Pop a squat.

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Start autographing by the flags.

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Lot of paper to get through.

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So, what do you think?

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About?

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Jeannie. She's pretty hot, right?

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Oh, yeah. No, she's... She's very pretty.

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Yeah, she is.

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Oh, we're doing that. Okay.

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So yo, Peter tells me you're
popping your cherry with this.

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So let me just walk you through it.

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That stuff you're signing gives you
the convertible note for funding

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and establishes you and Peter Gregory

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as the board members of Pied Piper,
incorporated in the state of Delaware.

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Okay. Why Delaware?

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Rich, Rich.

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Lawyer, not lawyer. I got you.

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So, Peter Gregory, big fan of you.

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- Oh.
- He invited you to his toga party, right?

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That's a big deal. Flo Rida's playing.

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- You dig Flo Rida?
- Should be fun.

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- Yeah, I went to a lot...
- See this guitar?

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Sergey and Larry from Google signed it.

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Both of them. Right there.

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So, Pied Piper.

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You're one of Peter's
compression plays, huh?

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One of? How many does he have?

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Not too many. Like six or eight.

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Okay. Why are there so many?

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You know how sea turtles
have a shit-ton of babies

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because most of them die
on their way down to the water?

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Peter just wants to make sure
that his money makes it to the ocean.

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But it seems like you
got your shit together.

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A lot of these guys come in here

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and they can do all the engineering stuff

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but they get all hung up on technicalities.

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They can't just tell you
what their vision for the company is.

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Those guys are so fucked.

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It's like you need both halves
of the brain, right?

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The Jobs and the Wozniak.
The ying and the yang.

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Ch. I think it's "Yin".

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- "Yin"?
- Yeah.

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- Like "Yin and yan?"
- No. Like yin and yang.

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No. It's ying and yang, they're opposites.

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So, Pied Piper, drop it on me. What is it?

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Well, we started off as a music app.

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Yuck.

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Yeah. Gross.

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But we've pivoted since then.

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Uh-oh. To what?

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Well, our Weissman scores
are consistently high across all media,

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audio, video, meta-data.

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Actually, that's not true.
We've had some trouble encoding 3D video.

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I think it's because the pixels change...

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value differently than conventional...

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Just look at the flow diagram, dude.

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No, the filter bank
is part of the prediction loop.

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What are you talking about,
this is lossless compression.

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Oh, hey, Big Head, you were there.

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Why did Richard use a DCT filter bank?

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Oh...

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Not really sure.
Richard tried to explain some of this stuff

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but a lot of it I didn't really understand,

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so I'd kinda just nod and smile, you know?

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Can you at least help us figure out
this insane DFT spider web he's using?

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Dude, do you understand any of this?

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I eat the fish.

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I understand you eat the fish.

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But when you clean the fish

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you can't leave the fish head
and guts and shit in the sink.

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Because the whole house
smells like a bait station.

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So you gotta put it in the trash
and then take the trash out.

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Do you understand?

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Yes. I eat the fish.

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Motherfuck!

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Do you know how awkward it is to not be
able to describe your own company?

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Like, I built Pied Piper and you can see it

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but I can't really
describe to you what it is

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even though I kind of know where I'm going.

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You do realize we quit working
on our own apps to work for you, right?

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Shouldn't you more than
"Kind of know where you're going?"

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Because that's basically what the CEO does.

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I do. Sort of.

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Okay, it's like trying to tell
someone how to get somewhere,

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even though you don't really know
the exact address. Right?

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Like, how do you do that?
Because you can't just say

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"Go to 415 Elm Street,"

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because you don't even know
what that is. Right?

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So you have to say, you know,

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"Go straight down that big road
and take a right at the weird thing."

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But, you can't describe
what that weird thing is

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because you just know
it as a weird thing, you know,

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in your head. You always have.

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Is that weird thing in
your head an aneurysm?

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Richard, I'm just gonna recap for a second,

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you turned down 10 million dollars

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to be able to develop something that you,
as the head of the company,

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can't even describe to another human being?

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I say this only to motivate you.

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Okay, so I have been
instructed to remove you

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from the list of employees
assigned to the Nucleus project.

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You will no longer receive any
Nucleus related communications,

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file reports, or attend
any Nucleus meetings.

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Any questions?

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No. That's... That's pretty clear.

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Great.

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Am I being reassigned to something else?

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Not that I am aware of. At this time. No.

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Wait, so then am I being fired?

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Because I have a three year contract
and my stock options...

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Okay. Nobody is being fired. Okay?

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Look, a contract is a contract.

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You know. You've got a contract.
And I've got a contract.

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We all have contracts.

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And here at Hooli, contracts are honored.

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Yours and mine.

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Everybody's. So...

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Have I made that perfectly clear?

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Yeah, no. That's clear.

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But, when I come into work
tomorrow, what do I do?

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That is unclear. At this time.

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Should've worn more than
my underwear and a bed sheet.

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- Underwear? Pussy.
- Yeah. I'm with him.

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This is the type of evening
that requires free-balling.

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Oh. I'm gonna take my underwear off too.

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Richard! Hey, you made it!

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So Peter met with LaFlamme today
and signed the paperwork,

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which means Pied Piper
is officially launched.

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Why didn't you tell me about all the
other compression plays Peter was seeding?

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What? No... Because it's nothing
you need to worry about.

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Because none of those other
companies have your vision.

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- My vision?
- Exactly.

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Speaking of which,
Peter really wants you to come in on Friday

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to chat about big picture stuff.

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You know, lay out your vision
in broad strokes.

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Broad strokes for the vision of the...

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Well, Pied Piper is compression
and we all know that.

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So we don't need to talk about that,
but I could because I'm the CEO.

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Pied Piper takes the data and...

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Smaller... To smaller form.

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And, also, there's more.

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It compresses the data overall...

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Excuse me. See you Friday. Hi Tom.

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Richard, pace yourself, buddy.

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You know, I wish this was Roman times.
You know?

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Life was simpler back then.

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Simpler for you. I would have been a slave.

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There's still time.

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Cool costume. Where'd you get it?

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My bed.

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- You're funny!
- Oh.

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I'm Brooke and this is my friend Anastasia.

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Hi.

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- Hi.
- What's up, guys?

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So, how do you know Peter Gregory?

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Oh, through work.

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We're actresses.

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Cool.

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What type of actressing work?

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Oh, we're working right now.

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Our startup sources actors
to parties to liven things up

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and get into conversations with guests
and be interested in them.

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Oh, neat.

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So, who else is paid to be here?

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Pretty much anyone that's
over a seven is with us,

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and anyone that's under a three is a guest.

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It's a really fun job.

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- Plus, I get to work with my boyfriend.
- Yeah.

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Yo, yo, party people,
y'all ready to get crazy?

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Is that Flo Rida?

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No idea.

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Y'all ready to take this party
to a whole 'nother level?

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It's time to meet the original O.G.
gangster,

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cash money mobster.

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Y'all put your hands
together for my brother!

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The illest, the chillest, emperor of Rome,
big Pete Gregory!

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He is the illest and the chillest?

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Big Pete Gregory!

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Thank you, Florida.

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Welcome to the Peter Gregory Foundation's

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fourth annual orgy of caring.

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The first three were fine.

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I hope that you enjoy the party.

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There is a second bar in back

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where the line is much shorter.

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Thank you. I'm finished now.

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That was very abrupt.

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- So this is a rap concert?
- Yep.

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Holy shit, look at Erlich!

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How the fuck did he get up there?

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Man. See, that's what I wish I had.

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It's like, I don't have any...

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- Game.
- Game, yes! That's it.

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You know, I always knew
I was missing something

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and then someone explained
to me the concept of game,

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I remember very distinctly thinking,
"That's what I don't have. Game."

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Sorry.

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- Hello?
- What's up, Richie Rich?

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Great seeing you last night, buddy.

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Just wanted you to know I had my associate

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draft up everything like we talked about
and it is all good.

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Just emailed you the board consent
which appoints your new board member.

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So just print it, sign it,
get it to Gregory to sign and it is donezo.

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New board member, what?

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It's in the PDF, you'll see.

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All right, homey, I gotta go.
My enema guy is here.

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<i>Gary! Namaste!</i>

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Pied Piper Incorporated
amended board of directors,

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Richard Hendricks, Peter Gregory,
Erlich Bachman?

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Oh, my God.

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Ls Sleeping Beauty awake yet?

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Yes, she is.

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Oh, boy. Here, I brought you something
for your stomach.

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Be forewarned,
the orange juice has vodka in it.

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Little hair of the dog.

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What exactly happened last night,
from your side?

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We happened, Richard. And the best part is,

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we can relive it whenever we want to.

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<i>We're two halves of the same brain!</i>

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<i>You complete me!</i>

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<i>Don't ever say that again!
Do you understand me?</i>

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<i>I will beat the shit out of you.</i>

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<i>Yo, yo, get that camera out my face.</i>

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<i>Come on, Mr. Rida. Okay. Okay.</i>

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- Look <i>at this</i> part.
<i>- I'm asking this fat, beautiful man...</i>

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<i>...in front of God and the Flo Rider</i>

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<i>and this white, weird cocaine statue</i>

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<i>to be on the Pied Piper board of directors.</i>

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<i>- Yes! A thousand times, yes!
- He's doin' it!</i>

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<i>- Shake on it.
- It's a deal.</i>

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Oh, no.

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Plus, we have this
for the Pied Piper documentary

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that we're eventually gonna make.

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We're making history together, partner.

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Are you dressed like Steve Jobs?

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Oh, am I?

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Well, I suppose Steve and I
always have shared a similar aesthetic.

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Hey.

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Little help?

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Oh. Okay.

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- Here you go.
- Thanks, man.

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Sorry about the throw. Bursitis.

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Yeah.

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So, you guys having a meeting up here?

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No. Not exactly.

249
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,724
We're all currently unassigned.

250
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,127
How about you?

251
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,651
- Yeah. Unassigned.
- Yeah.

252
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,450
- That's cool.
- Yeah.

253
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,800
How could you put Erlich on the board?
What were you thinking?

254
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,886
You don't put someone inside
the company on the board.

255
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,000
Then he and Peter Gregory can vote you out.

256
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,403
Yeah. You gotta find an outsider you trust.
Like your mom.

257
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,845
I'd put Erlich on the board before my mom.
Backstabbing bitch.

258
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,520
Guys, I was drunk, okay?

259
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,928
You know, I half-jokingly
said to Gilfoyle last night,

260
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,161
"it looks like Richard
is going to suck Erlich's dick."

261
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,409
But that would be reasonable
compared to this.

262
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,640
Richard, could I speak to you?

263
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,728
Okay. Yeah.

264
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,727
He's the least cool guy I've ever met.

265
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,650
I heard about what's been happening.

266
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,288
I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.

267
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,007
Yeah, I don't...
I don't know what I was thinking.

268
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,970
Yes. I mean,

269
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,244
is there a reason I wasn't
invited to the party?

270
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,040
Is there some sense that
I'm not part of the gang?

271
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,971
What? Jared.

272
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,966
Of course not. it was just an oversight.

273
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,202
I mean, we weren't even sure
if we were gonna go.

274
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,364
And what was it like there?

275
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,643
Were there gelatin shots?

276
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,371
No. No, it was stupid and loud.

277
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,920
Honestly, you're better off.

278
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,367
I suppose. I had a fine night.

279
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,530
I had some palak paneer
and I watched a documentary about Liberia.

280
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,089
But then I woke up to this
unexpected development.

281
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,561
Do you...
Do you really want Erlich on the board?

282
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,082
- Because I'll support you...
- No. I don't. At all.

283
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,203
I was drunk.

284
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,561
I don't know how to get out of it.

285
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,967
I mean, what am I going
to say to Peter Gregory?

286
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,963
Well, if you don't sign the documents,
and you don't give them to Peter Gregory,

287
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,769
then it won't happen. Simple as that.

288
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,369
Really? I...

289
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,201
Wow. Okay.

290
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,448
That is a relief, Jared. Thanks.

291
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,845
I'm glad you're around.

292
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,246
Well, keep that in mind for future parties.

293
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,801
Honestly, sometimes we forget you're here.

294
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,565
You guys, company photo time
out back. Let's go!

295
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,885
Gilfoyle, okay, off to
the center a little bit.

296
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,644
Like your personality. No, no, no, no.

297
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,207
Dinesh, leave it unbuttoned.
We want you to look like shit.

298
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,050
Makes for a better "Before" photo.

299
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,600
But you're wearing a jacket.

300
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,084
Yeah, because I'm the genius marketer.

301
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,804
I'm not a code freak like you guys.

302
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,760
Besides, I'm wearing sandals
so I am iconoclasting a little bit.

303
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,044
Oh, good. Jared.
What the fuck is with that vest?

304
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,050
Right over here.
As if you're sort of a late addition

305
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,488
that may not stick around
for the entire duration of the company.

306
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,245
And then, Richard.
There you go. The man of the hour.

307
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,647
Okay. We'll take a few like this,

308
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,767
and then just Richard and I.

309
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,451
Because at the end of the day,

310
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,163
people only want to see a picture
of the board members.

311
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,404
It... Actually, it's...

312
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,684
You're not gonna be a board member.

313
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,610
What?

314
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,449
I'm in year three of a five year deal

315
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,522
and, Matt, you got what,
like three years left?

316
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,127
Yeah. We all got acquired by Hooli,

317
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,010
when we didn't work out,
none of us got reassigned.

318
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:29,529
Because Gavin believes in this
Japanese form of management

319
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,928
where not being assigned
is the most shameful outcome.

320
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,483
Yeah, it does feel uncomfortable.

321
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,241
Give it a week or two,
you'll get, like, numb to it.

322
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,961
Well, why are you guys still coming in?

323
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,810
Rest and vest.

324
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,407
Oh...

325
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,721
Because in order to fully
vest your options,

326
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,406
you've gotta wait until
your contracts are up.

327
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,528
- I get it.
- You catch on slow.

328
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,240
You'll fit right in here.

329
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,285
Lunch? Arby's on El Camino? I'll drive.

330
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,643
No, let's walk. It'll take longer.

331
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,520
Gotta do something to fill the day, right?

332
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,802
I was drunk! You took advantage of me!

333
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,400
Man, they are really going at it.

334
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:11,003
So, last night, what was
the girl situation?

335
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,724
And after all I've given
up for this company.

336
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,325
Oh, what have you given up?

337
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,848
I owned 10% of Dinesh's app,
10% of Gilfoyle's app.

338
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,208
Multiple potential streams of income.

339
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,449
Not to mention that 100%
of the team that you have,

340
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,682
were all guys that I
recruited for this house.

341
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,088
- That must be worth something to me.
- It is.

342
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,765
10% of Pied Piper!

343
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,531
For which I forewent,
yes, that's a real word,

344
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,569
one million dollars.

345
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,521
I supported you, Richard. I bet on you.

346
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,928
And now you're just gonna
give me a seat on the board,

347
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,764
only to retract that offer?

348
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,888
I can't even remember doing that!

349
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,561
Oh, really? Well, do you remember
this particular dick-bag I got on video?

350
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,366
Because you did.

351
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,001
Put it away.

352
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,646
It's right here.

353
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,327
Goddammit.

354
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,161
- I've seen the video.
- It's the wrong album, just give me a sec...

355
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,201
You know what? Fuck it!

356
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,726
You offering me a position on this board
and reneging it

357
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,247
is a perfect example of
you having no vision,

358
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,368
no balls and no game.

359
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,280
Maybe he did blow him.

360
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,010
Well, love and hate. It's all passion.

361
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,129
And if that's the kind of
company you wanna run,

362
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,287
well, then, fine.

363
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,926
God help you. 'Cause I sure as hell ain't.

364
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,925
What are you doing?

365
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,365
You give your loyalty to somebody...

366
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,720
- Let me help you.
- Don't touch!

367
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,605
I can do it myself.

368
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,961
All right.

369
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,084
I just put it back on. Goddammit!

370
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,766
Okay. Read that back to me.

371
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,129
"Pied Piper's mission is to bring its unique
compression algorithm to a variety..."

372
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,850
One thing you should know
about living in this house

373
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,729
is I do not tolerate substance abuse.

374
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,531
There's no drinking and
lying in this house.

375
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,531
I should have made that more clear
to some of the current residents.

376
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,927
Like this one. Don't mind him.

377
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,844
He'll be gone soon
when his company cakes its pants.

378
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,647
Hopefully, Jurgen, you'll be able to bring
a more positive element to the house.

379
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,405
Let me show you the room I'm offering.

380
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,164
Some of his stuff is still in there,

381
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,447
but, as I mentioned, it will soon be gone.

382
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,764
Once his company cakes its pants.

383
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,649
It's okay. Just take a breath.

384
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,524
It's fine. I'm fine. We just...

385
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,841
Let's get through this.
Okay, so, read this back to me.

386
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,801
- "Pied Piper's mission..."
- Hey, guys.

387
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,962
Hope you don't mind,
the front door was just open.

388
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,246
Hi, Big Head. What's up?

389
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,331
Honestly? Nothing.
I've just been sitting around all day.

390
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,041
Not working. It's weird, you know?

391
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,167
Yeah.

392
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,361
So, what's up with you guys?

393
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,726
We're just sort of...

394
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,167
We're getting ready for this big
Peter Gregory meeting.

395
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,931
And we have a lot of work to do, so...

396
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,845
Cool. Very cool.

397
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,001
You know, Richard, the irony is that
if you had taken the ten million,

398
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,242
you'd be kicking back
with a ton of money right now

399
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,321
and I'd still be working.

400
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,728
But you didn't, obviously.
And now I've got nothing to do,

401
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,327
I'm rolling in it,
and you're working your ass off.

402
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,841
Life's funny isn't it?

403
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,005
You guys want to walk to Arby's,

404
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,361
maybe grab a bite, play
a little hacky sack?

405
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,964
Yeah. I should probably
get back to work, anyway.

406
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,805
I mean, not work, exactly, I don't...

407
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,770
I don't work.
But, you know, just get back to Hooli.

408
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,170
Sit around all day and get paid
a bunch of money to do nothing.

409
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,486
Weird.

410
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,964
You ready?

411
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,883
You know what you're going to say?
You want to run it by me?

412
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,406
No, no. I got this. Fuck Erlich.

413
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,120
You know, I turned down ten million dollars
to build this thing.

414
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,810
You want vision,
I will show you fucking vision.

415
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,247
I like this new angry side to you.

416
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,763
Being around angry people relaxes me,
because I know where I stand.

417
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,163
Oh, shoot. I think I got something
stuck in my teeth.

418
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,084
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom,
check it out. I'll be back in a sec.

419
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,761
Richard, it's Jared. Are you okay?

420
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,724
Hey buddy, what's going on here?

421
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,323
I thought I had something in my teeth,

422
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,570
but when I looked over, right?
I looked in the mirror like this,

423
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,565
my pants, they hit the counter top,

424
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,529
and it must have some
water on there, right?

425
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,721
So I got a spot on my pants, kinda looked
like I pissed myself like a big baby.

426
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,729
So what I did was, I just
took off all my pants

427
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,803
and I put it in the water
just to make it all completely wet.

428
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,610
You know, that way I figured
no one would really notice.

429
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,603
So, you know, it wouldn't be as bad.
I've got it under control.

430
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,011
I've sorted it out. We're good.

431
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,927
Yes. So you felt this wouldn't look as bad.

432
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,171
- Understood.
- Yeah.

433
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,449
But, Richard?

434
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,406
Consider that maybe this might not be
the best choice for the meeting?

435
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,571
Yeah. Holy...

436
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,531
What the fuck am I doing?

437
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,685
I can't go like this to the meeting.

438
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,406
Jared. I have no vision.

439
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,766
Yes, you do.

440
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,481
- I believe in you...
- No, no, I literally have no vision.

441
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,042
All I see is stars and swirls.
I cannot see right now.

442
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,361
Okay, okay, let's get your pants on.

443
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,330
Richard? Jared? Are you in there?

444
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,841
Ohh.

445
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,208
Hey, there's some weather over the ocean

446
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,481
so Peter would love to get started.
Are you guys ready?

447
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,522
Yep. All good. Be there in a jiffy.

448
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,681
- Okay.
- Oh.

449
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,282
Jared, I'm on a carpet in a bathroom.

450
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,688
Yeah, okay.

451
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,601
I know this isn't the best thing to say
to someone having a panic attack,

452
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,650
but we need to hurry here.

453
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,489
- Doing okay?
- Yes, much better.

454
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,166
Nope. Worse.

455
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,567
Richard, you're gonna listen to me
if you know what's good for you.

456
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,680
Erlich.

457
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,643
I may have been wrong
about being a board member

458
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,963
and I may be wrong about being
the Steve Jobs in our relationship.

459
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,811
But I do know this,
you are the Steve Wozniak.

460
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,203
And no Woz should go into
a meeting like that alone.

461
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,881
No. Actually...

462
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,123
So if you'll just let me come in,
then I won't speak.

463
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,441
And I just think you should
have somebody in there

464
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,409
who will actually have your back.

465
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,571
Okay. No, I... Erlich, I
want you to be in there.

466
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,371
Okay... Wait, what?

467
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,811
Yes, and I need you to do all the talking.

468
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,480
Because I feel like if I do
I'm gonna puke all over Peter Gregory.

469
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,722
Oh. Okay. Wow.

470
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,282
That was easier than I... All the talking?

471
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,689
Oh, Erlich, you're here too?

472
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,765
Okay. Come on in, guys.

473
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,005
I'm going to stay here, I think.
Because I look absurd.

474
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,325
Yeah. Yeah, okay.

475
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,251
So what are you going to say?

476
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,171
Fuck, I don't know.

477
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,685
Today's user wants access
to all of their files

478
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,121
from all their devices instantly.

479
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,562
That's why cloud-based is the Holy Grail.

480
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,444
Now Dropbox is winning,

481
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,808
but when it comes to audio and video files,

482
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,161
they might as well be called Dripbox.

483
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,611
Using our platform, Pied Piper users would
be able to compress all of their files

484
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,567
to the point where they truly
can access them instantly.

485
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,521
We control the pipe,

486
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,521
they just use it.

487
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,681
That's the vision in
Richard Hendricks' head.

488
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,121
Sure.

489
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,480
Sounds fine.

490
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,367
Oh.

491
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,887
I received an email from Ron LaFlamme

492
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,090
saying that this gentleman

493
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,602
is going to be our third board member?

494
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,122
Yes. Yes.

495
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,520
Erlich helped me with all this stuff.
He's very talented.

496
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,285
I need him as a partner.

497
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,566
Fine.

498
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,082
It's okay for you to leave now.

499
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,560
All right, okay.

500
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,849
Wait, is that you and Gavin Belson?

501
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,689
Yes. It's an old photograph.

502
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,687
Were you guys friends?

503
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,366
I thought so.

504
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,366
Good-bye.

505
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,241
How'd it go?

506
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,560
That was amazing.

507
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,166
I mean, that was like everything
in my head, but, like, clear.

508
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,840
Did you just make that up on the spot?

509
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,124
Yeah. We should probably
write some of it down.

510
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,124
Yeah. Well, look. I gotta be honest,

511
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,766
I mean, I can't tell you
how much this means.

512
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,247
You really saved my ass
even after I was such a dick to you.

513
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,727
- You're making up!
- What else could I do, Richard?

514
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,251
You're my Wozniak.

515
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,085
And I will always be...

516
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,647
Motherfu...