1 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:09,849 Thanks for coming in and sitting down with us. 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,766 We're really excited to meet a few good engineers to join the Pied Piper team. 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,605 So, why don't you tell us a little about yourself? 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,722 I don't work before noon. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,809 Or after 2:00 p.m. 6 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,248 And I need to bring my dog to work. Are you dog-friendly? 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,044 Oh, yeah, you can bring your dog to work. 8 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,964 That's not what I asked. Are you dog-friendly? 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,241 Um... 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,369 Nice pool. Can my dog go in? 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,727 Yeah, yeah, we're very dog-friendly. 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,565 Is there a lifeguard? 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,047 Um... 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,565 'Cause my dog can't swim. 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:49,807 Now, it says here on your résumé that from 2010 to 2011, you "crushed it"? 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:50,887 That's actually an old résumé. 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:55,204 It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present. 18 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,841 So, are we to understand that you did not "crush it" in 2012? 19 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,720 There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards. 20 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:07,203 So, I had to take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100%, 21 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,409 at which point I resumed crushing it full-time. 22 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:14,043 So, it says here that you're proficient in C++, 23 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,011 code assembly for multiple processor architectures, 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,447 and that you are a cyborg? 25 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,763 That is correct. Short for cybernetic organism. 26 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:28,207 I came into this world of filth and pain with a congenital heart condition, 27 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:33,525 requiring the installation of a pacemaker, upon which I am mortally dependent. 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,401 RICHARD: Mmm. 29 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,930 Wow. He's technically a cyborg. 30 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,004 Yeah, yeah. Makes the résumé accurate. 31 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,281 Look, we all know that I can make a shitload more money 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:50,684 working for some multi-colored Happy Town in a hermetically-sealed box. 33 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,970 But permission to be honest? 34 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,881 Permission granted. 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,201 Granted. 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,285 I like that you guys are so weird. 37 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,561 Hmm. 38 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,887 Yes, we are the weird ones. 39 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,568 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 40 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,801 This morning, you put your soda cans in the green one. 41 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,803 Okay? That's not right. 42 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,522 The green is for grass and leaves. 43 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,245 Okay? 44 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,243 The blue one is for recycling. 45 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,206 Go ahead and put those in there. 46 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,520 Yeah. 47 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:42,450 Very good. The black one is for all other trash. 48 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,130 Do you understand? 49 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,771 Yes. Which is for burning? 50 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,928 No, we don't burn trash in this country. It's illegal. 51 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,770 You never burn trash. 52 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,288 Okay, can you say that? "I never burn trash." 53 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,284 - I never burn trash. - Yes. 54 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,124 What about garbage? 55 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:04,921 (DOOR OPENS) 56 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,207 (DOOR CLOSES) 57 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,441 Motherfucker. 58 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,763 Jared Patakian? 59 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,721 (SIGHS) 60 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:18,362 You know, this Patakian guy is definitely on some end of some spectrum, 61 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,926 but he is a full-stack engineer. 62 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,809 I mean, I'm sold. Jared, what do you think? 63 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,924 Well, he's qualified and he definitely seemed interested. 64 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,570 It's a programmer's market right now. 65 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,484 I think if we like him, we should pursue him aggressively. 66 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,884 My only concern here, and it's a small one, urn, he's also named Jared. 67 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,201 Will it be confusing with two Jareds? 68 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,926 If we hire him, I can always go back to my real name, Donald. 69 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,725 No, that's too big a hassle. We'll just go with Other Jared. 70 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,086 OJ, for short. 71 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,241 I know a name is just a sound somebody makes when they need you, 72 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,767 but shouldn't this much-newer Jared be Other Jared? 73 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,841 You should be flattered. 74 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,009 O.J. Simpson is one of the most recognizable people on the face of the planet. 75 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,609 Was that Jared Patakian I saw exiting the house? 76 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,490 Yes, we just interviewed him. We think he's great. 77 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,928 He actually is great. I tried to hire him for Aviato. 78 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,571 But then he took the offer, shopped it around town, 79 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,244 and got more dough at a different gig. 80 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,049 I didn't care for the way that he handled it. 81 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:16,648 So, I am going to have to err on the side of caution and say, "Pass-adena," 82 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,881 Trina. 83 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:24,689 Well, I'm sorry that that happened to you, but you don't get to Pass-adena on anyone. 84 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,923 We've got to hire a lot of people, and he was the only one that we all agree on. 85 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,129 But this is my house. I'm on the board of this company. 86 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,771 I mean, I must get dings, right? 87 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,525 - Dings? - Like in a jury or Whose Line Is It Anyway? 88 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,127 Erlich, thank you for letting us stay in your house 89 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,931 while we figure out what we need office-wise. Really. 90 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,527 But I'm sorry. You don't get a say in this. 91 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,881 We're going to hire the android. 92 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,044 ERLICH: He's a cyborg, Richard. 93 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,044 The son of a bitch is a goddamned cyborg. 94 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:00,526 Ladies and gentlemen of the press, distinguished guests. Question. 95 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,324 What is a moonshot? 96 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:09,329 A moonshot is an idea so big, so bold as to be impossible. 97 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,606 Until it is not. 98 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,170 Magellan circumnavigating... 99 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,446 (WHISPERING) There you are. 100 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,251 Oh, sorry, I got lost. But I think I'm supposed to be here... 101 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,321 (SHUSHING) Come on. 102 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:22,406 Not so long ago, people called the idea of sending a man to the Moon a moonshot. 103 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,609 But we did it, and that is just the beginning. 104 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:31,085 No idea will be too big for our newest division, Hooli X YZ. 105 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:36,048 How long do I have to stay here? 'Cause lunch... 106 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,360 Shh... 107 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:42,122 And today, I'm pleased to announce that after some negotiations and arm-twisting, 108 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,170 the brilliant Professor Davis Bannerchek, 109 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,363 a pioneer in robotics and founder of Somerville Dynamics, 110 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,171 has agreed to head up this new division. 111 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,408 I give you Dr. Bannerchek, 112 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,963 the one and only man fit to be the first head dreamer of Hooli XYZ. 113 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,207 Also, I give you the one and only man fit to be his co-head dreamer, 114 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:13,080 our very own Nelson Bighetti, otherwise known around here as Baghead. 115 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,162 - Come on up here, Baghead. - What? 116 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,566 He also co-founded Pied Piper right here at Hooli. 117 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,924 I'm not sure I understand. 118 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,681 You are being promoted. 119 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:39,926 Being named co-head dreamer carries with it a significant pay increase, 120 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,810 greater equity, more favorable vesting schedule. 121 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,924 See, but I really like the job I had. 122 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,568 You know, I was perfectly happy there. 123 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:54,647 It was kind of the perfect level of involvement for me, I think. 124 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,768 And also, that other guy, Bannerchek, he did not really seem to like me very much. 125 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,288 Oh, he does not. And he wanted you to know 126 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:08,930 that he moved four school-aged children and his elderly mother across the country 127 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,210 in order to run Hooli XYZ on his own. 128 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,329 He was very clear about that. 129 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:19,200 And he wanted me to convey that to you. 130 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,961 Have I done that? 131 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,526 Yeah. So, what is my job exactly? 132 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:29,288 Well, that's actually... That's up to you. You can do whatever you want. 133 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,526 Okay. See, that's sort of what I do now, though. 134 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:38,965 But starting today, you can do it in a much more significant way. 135 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,161 So, enjoy your new office. 136 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,804 Wait, this is my office? 137 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,482 Sorry to interrupt. The photographer's here. 138 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,085 Photographer? 139 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,044 From WIRED magazine, for the profile they're doing on you. 140 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,240 Sorry, who are you? 141 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,450 Your assistant. 142 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,725 What? 143 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,925 Okay, Richard, last interview of the day. 144 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,844 Dinesh, Gilfoyle, this is someone you guys recommended I contact, 145 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:11,887 Carla Walton? 146 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,884 Yeah, we hung out with her a bunch at the last SF vid/tech meet-up. 147 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,610 Her code is fucking great. 148 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,251 She was head of engineering at EarCast? 149 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:23,245 She was engineering at EarCast. She built that whole system on her own. 150 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,651 You know what else excites me here? 151 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,645 There's a distinct over-representation of men in this company. Look around. 152 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,527 I think it would behoove us to prioritize hiring a woman. 153 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,567 I disagree, OJ. 154 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,644 We should hire the best person for the job, period. 155 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,960 And Carla is one of the best. 156 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,451 Right, let me rephrase. 157 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,841 I think having a woman in the company is important, 158 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,605 but hiring someone only because they're a woman is bad. 159 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,126 I would never compromise Pied Piper. 160 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,725 Okay, just to be clear, 161 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,322 our top priority is to hire the most qualified person available, right? 162 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,606 Of course. 163 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,803 But it would be better if that someone was a woman 164 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,929 even though the "woman" part of that statement is irrelevant? 165 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,085 Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles and now we just need Yoko. 166 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,925 That's the worst example you could have used. 167 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:12,406 I'm using VP9 ABR to reduce bits and using WebRTC to carry the bulk of the load via P2P. 168 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,723 So, basically, I pay for one tiny-ass outgoing stream 169 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,484 and the user's ISP picks up the whole tab. 170 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:22,242 The users pay for all that bandwidth, not you? Wow. 171 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,091 That could save us a ton of money. 172 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,685 Yeah, a shit ton. 173 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:30,527 And do you think you could integrate it into our platform by January in time for CES? 174 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,931 Look, I'm not going to get in your way. 175 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,651 You know, you design the engine. I just assemble the car. 176 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,724 I could have an alpha of that up in a solid weekend of hacking. 177 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,564 Wow. Cool. 178 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,648 Plus, I could count on one hand the number of people on Earth 179 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:45,122 who could handle sitting in a room with Dinesh and Gilfoyle all day. So... 180 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,401 All of that. 181 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,931 Plus, you're a woman. 182 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,721 What? 183 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:54,121 No, I just mean we would absolutely love to have a strong woman working here. 184 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:58,080 I'm not a woman "engineer." I'm an engineer. 185 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,408 - Don't, don't, don't. - Okay, no, no. 186 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,209 Oh, no, yes, of course. 187 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,363 We want to hire the best people who happen to be women, 188 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,124 regardless of whether or not they are women. 189 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,770 That part is irrelevant. 190 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,921 Are you doing that interviewing thing 191 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,207 where you try to rattle somebody to see if they freak out or not? 192 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,809 Uh, sadly no. This is... That's just Jared. 193 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,609 I wouldn't know how to do that. 194 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,609 Well, I am aggressively unemployed right now. 195 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,405 So, why don't you give me a call when you know what you want to do? 196 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,447 - Great. - All right. 197 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,642 Great. All right, I'll show you out. 198 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,927 Oh, lucky me. 199 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,008 JARED: I loved The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. 200 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,561 So? 201 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,966 So, she's actually bad-ass. 202 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,246 DINESH: Yeah, we told you, right? 203 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,641 We have to hire that person. 204 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,245 ERLICH: Are you shitting me? 205 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,409 You see this, Richard? What is this? 206 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,241 A Spoon? 207 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:51,928 It's a wide spoon. In fact, the only spoon type that is left in this drawer. 208 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,001 (CLATTERING) 209 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,810 I specifically posted a note on the refrigerator saying 210 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:01,761 that the more narrow spoons be reserved for the eating for FAGE yogurt by me. 211 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,887 Look at this. 212 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,406 The angle's all wrong. 213 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,801 Aren't you supposed to just tip that little plastic cup part up 214 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,245 and dump the jam into the yogurt? 215 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,131 How would you know that? Have you been eating my FAGE yogurts? 216 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,850 No, I saw it on the billboards. 217 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,366 Well, what they don't tell you on the billboards 218 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,169 is that you can't get all of it out. 219 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,647 Look at that! You have to dig it out. 220 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:25,442 But you can't dig it out with these big-as-hell, wide fucking spoons. 221 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,921 This isn't about the spoons, is it, Erlich? 222 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,883 This is about Jared Patakian. 223 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,766 This is about me not letting you tell me who I can or can't hire. 224 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,726 Or maybe it's about the fact that you're the one who's been using my narrow spoons? 225 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,887 DINESH: Okay. 226 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,889 You and I both have to get ready for a board meeting. 227 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,610 Can we just stop with the nonsense? 228 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,721 - Nonsense? - Yeah. 229 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,802 - This is nonsense? - Yeah. 230 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,888 You know, half the yogurt's gonna go unused 231 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,042 because one quarter of the jam can't come out. 232 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,451 MONICA: Thank you for hosting. You have a lovely home. 233 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,521 Yeah, I do. 234 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,323 ERLICH: I like this painting. 235 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,447 Is it sperm? 236 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,284 No, three commas. 237 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,964 Know what has three commas in it, Richard? 238 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,725 Uh... A sentence with two appositive phrases in it? 239 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,411 No, a billion dollars. 240 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,731 Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club. 241 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,565 You know, you play your cards right, you could be in the three-comma club, too. 242 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,849 But probably not. But you could be. But probably not. 243 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,921 There she is. 244 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,970 Say hello to tonight's fifth board member, my girlfriend Nastia. 245 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,041 Charmed. 246 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,360 - Hello. - Hi. 247 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,041 Hello. 248 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,681 Ah! 249 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,681 You are Jew. 250 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,364 Episcopalian, actually. 251 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,522 Jew, good at business. 252 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,443 RUSS: My baby's got some ideas about Jews, 253 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,849 some good, some bad. 254 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,685 - Cool, cool. - Dad? 255 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,522 RUSS: Oh! Hey there, buddy. 256 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,601 MONICA: Hello. 257 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,762 - Who's this? Another board member? - (BEEPING) 258 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,844 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE) Aspen, it's time for bed. 259 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,565 I don't want to go to bed. 260 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,451 I'm sorry, buddy. It's not up to me. 261 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,524 - I need you to cooperate, Aspen. - (BEEPING) 262 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:02,604 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five... 263 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,011 Fine. 264 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,401 ...four, three... Good boy, Aspen. 265 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,005 What the hell is that? 266 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,764 Company I'm funding. We call it The Lady. 267 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,322 I press a button, and The Lady tells Aspen when it's time for bed, time to take a bath, 268 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,811 when his fucking mother's here to pick him up. 269 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,531 I get to be his friend and she's the bad guy. 270 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,809 I've disrupted fatherhood. It's visionary technology. 271 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,445 - Okay, come on. Board meeting, bitches. - (BEEPING) 272 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,490 Aspen, remember to take your medication. 273 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,724 Hey. Just remember, Russ only has two board seats. 274 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,246 So, as long as we vote together, we can carry every vote. 275 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,401 Yeah, I'm familiar with the rules of a board meeting. 276 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,561 MONICA: Okay. 277 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,724 Okay, so, 409A valuation report and new ESOPs. 278 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,007 Is there a motion to approve? 279 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,884 Great, it's unanimous. Approved. 280 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,245 Now we need to clear the equity packages we're offering to a couple prospective hires, 281 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,851 - Carla Walton and Jared Patakian. - (GROANS) 282 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,605 ERLICH: Fucking cyborg. 283 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,002 Oh, um, Patakian is actually a solid engineer. 284 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,606 We'd be foolish not to hire him. 285 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,526 He's really good. So, all in favor? 286 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,611 Sounds like a good pick-up. 287 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,328 MONICA: Okay, four-to-one approved. 288 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,890 All right, is there anything else we need to cover? 289 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:32,727 Yeah, I think we need to talk about getting some schwag. 290 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,007 What? 291 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,601 - Sc'nwag\ Qt? 292 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,125 SChWag! 293 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,368 - What is it? - Schwag. 294 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,925 - Swag? - RUSS: Schwag! 295 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,001 What is it? 296 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,081 Schwag. 297 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,166 I actually don't know... 298 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,045 I think we need to build on the success of our outdoor media campaign. 299 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,243 I'm talking Pied Piper mouse pads, puzzle cubes, fuckin' antenna balls. 300 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:59,008 Come on, I'm talking 30 grand. That's like a hand of blackjack. All in favor? 301 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,529 I mean, first billboards, now this? 302 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:08,241 I... As it is, we're barely going to make it to January. 303 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,481 Sorry. 304 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,881 What? 305 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,521 I think it's a really solid idea. I think we'd be foolish not to do it. 306 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,047 Cool. So, three-to-two in favor. Schwag! 307 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,010 I'll set you guys up with my marketing company. We'll give you a killer rate. 308 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,401 Question, who likes margaritas? 309 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,369 Answer, everybody! 310 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,442 Babe, go out back, grab some limes from the tree, all right? 311 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,642 Who likes schwag? This guy, this guy. 312 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,848 (SINGING) We gonna get our schwag on! 313 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,524 What the fuck are you doing? You just cost us $30,000. 314 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,285 I thought we agreed to present a unified front here. 315 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,806 Well, if Richard wants a unified front, 316 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,123 then maybe Richard should do a better job at unifying it. 317 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,645 Why are you such a dick? 318 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,769 Why are you unable to listen to people who know what they're talking about? 319 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,844 Speaking of Mexico, I'm supposed to go to Cabo tomorrow, 320 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,570 but I got roped into buying these two tickets 321 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,644 to the Muir Woods preservation thing tomorrow night. 322 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,485 Sean Parker's charity? That's a big event. 323 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,643 Gonna be a lot of members of the three-comma club there. Am I right? 324 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,200 Total asshole parade. Anyone want these stupid things? 325 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,169 Yeah, I'm down. 326 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,770 Uh, and, Richard, no, you can't come. 327 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,205 - But, Monica... - No. 328 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,281 NASTIA: Okay. 329 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,364 Hey, babe. Babe, I said limes. Limes. 330 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,211 (LAUGHING) She's honestly so fucking stupid. 331 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,126 Yeah. 332 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,089 She doesn't even know what I'm saying right now. 333 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,768 And until we get real office space, I guess we could just put you right here. 334 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,649 And we could put Patakian here. 335 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,927 I hope you don't mind sitting next to a cyborg. 336 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,764 Does he fart a lot and smell like onions? 337 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,126 Well, he is a coder. 338 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,886 Well, I'd say I'm not getting paid enough to deal with this crap, but I so am, so... 339 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,930 You know, if it's cool, I'm going to get some stuff out of my car to dump here. 340 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,368 I know I don't start till Monday, but I want to get it cleaned out before I trade it in. 341 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,521 You're getting a new car? 342 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,171 Yeah, yeah. Mercedes HYBRID. 343 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,362 - It's pretty dope. - That sounds expensive. 344 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,726 - Guys? -It is. 345 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,446 Richard has something very important to tell you. 346 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,131 RICHARD: Yes. (CLEARS THROAT) 347 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,845 So, Jared has informed me that as CEO, 348 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,843 I need to be able to answer any questions that you might have 349 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,641 about Pied Piper's harassment policy and workplace code of conduct. 350 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,883 Apparently, every company our size has to have one of those. 351 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,407 So, essentially, if you find the workplace hostile in any way, 352 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,404 you can submit a written complaint. It will be completely anonymous. 353 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,643 Essentially, don't do or say anything that might offend anyone. 354 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,882 Okay? Thank you. That's the policy. 355 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,803 - Okay. - Guys, um, 356 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,689 this is actually pretty serious. 357 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,570 I mean, we're all cool here, but we know each other. 358 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,326 So, obviously, when Dinesh calls me Retarded Frankenstein, 359 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,562 or he describes me as AIDS Lady, 360 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,564 or Gilfoyle refers to me as effeminate k.d. lang, 361 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,921 I know this is a joke among friends. 362 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,764 -It's not a joke. - We're not friends. 363 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,842 (CHUCKLING) See, it's hilarious. 364 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,925 But, um, as we grow, 365 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,243 we're going to be adding a lot of new people to this company and to this office, 366 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,450 and some of them might not be as amused as I am by such strong language. 367 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,091 Lawsuits happen. So, questions? 368 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,682 - Oh, uh, I have a question. - JARED: Mmm-hmm. 369 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,762 My best friend's nickname is Cunty. 370 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,127 - I'm sorry, her name is... - Cunty. 371 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,362 And I was hoping I could call her Cunty while I'm here. 372 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,442 Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot. 373 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,921 'Cause, you know, I want to have Cunty come visit me for lunch, 374 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,968 and if I can't call Cunty "Cunty," 375 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,089 then it's like, I'm not going to want to have Cunty over at all, 376 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,921 which I feel, like, kind of violates my rights. 377 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,968 Yeah. Um, it does not... 378 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,041 As a woman. 379 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,123 Okay, I'm going to have to get back to you on that one. 380 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,645 Her best friend's nickname is Cunty. 381 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,085 - Okay. - Let's maybe get back to the kitchen 382 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,481 -so we can... - Okay, okay, okay. 383 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,123 All right, I'm going to go clean out my shit box. 384 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,087 Nice bag. 385 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,281 Thank you. 386 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,761 Oh, look, D&G. It's like Dinesh & Gilfoyle. So, yeah. 387 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,326 Okay, that was the third reference she's made to how much money she's making. 388 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,401 GILFOYLEI Mmm. 389 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,726 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 390 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,324 That's a $3,500 bag. 391 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,971 How do you know? You have the same one? 392 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,441 No, I have the fucking Internet. 393 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,727 Hey, you don't think she's making more money than us, do you? 394 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,201 No, we all have equalized pay, remember? 395 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,171 Yeah, me and you and Richard and Jared do, but not new hires. 396 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,130 It's the classic dilemma where the founders make less. 397 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,726 We told Richard to get her no matter what it took. 398 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,531 Even if she is making more cash than us, which she isn't, 399 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,364 there's no way she has as much equity. 400 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,125 You don't know that. And Richard won't tell us. It's confidential. 401 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,440 I guess there's a reason for it. 402 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,602 It's so people don't get jealous and throw a hissy fit. 403 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,651 I'm not jealous. I just want to make sure she's making less than me. 404 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,882 Hey, how do we find out how much she's getting paid here? 405 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,406 I have a plan. 406 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,047 Hey, Carla, how much money do you make here? 407 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,127 Uh, Let's just say it's a big jump from my old job. 408 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,841 Right, but you probably got more equity there. 409 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,563 Um, no, actually I get more equity here. 410 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,687 What? 411 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,683 Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting? 412 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,205 Three points each. 413 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,325 Three? That's weird. I thought you got in at the beginning. 414 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,249 I have another plan. 415 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,248 ERLICH: All right, Jian Yang, don't talk to anybody else. 416 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,845 When we get inside, don't talk to me. 417 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,443 - Good evening. - Here's the... 418 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,724 - WOMAN: Thank you. - Thank you. 419 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,921 (DEVICE BEEPS) 420 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,400 And how will you be paying, sir? 421 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,605 - Excuse me? - Your donation. 422 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,011 What's your preferred method of payment? 423 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,281 Oh... 424 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,125 No, these are already paid for. We're guests of Russ Hanneman. 425 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,847 Uh, yes, he reserved the tickets, but you have to pay for them. 426 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,810 Oh. Uh... 427 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,086 Okay. And how much are they? 428 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,321 $25,000. 429 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,243 Um... So... But for both? 430 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,446 No, no, no, per ticket. 431 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,730 There's no possible way that we could pay that, so what do we do here? 432 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,724 Well, there are a number of other ways to help preserve the Muir Woods. 433 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,723 We do a volunteer clean-up program every weekend. 434 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,370 Yeah, I don't give a shit about the Muir Woods. 435 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,283 I need to get in there. 436 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,409 Sir, if you can't pay for the tickets, I really don't see how that's possible. 437 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,960 What if we do, like, a little in-and-out thing? 438 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,682 I just go in there, 10 minutes, you know, have one cocktail, two, three max. 439 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,808 - He doesn't eat. He won't eat. - Yes, I'm hungry. 440 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,406 Gentlemen, I'm going to need you to move aside for the other guests. 441 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,887 You want me to email Russ Hanneman right now? 442 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,610 You don't have Russ's email. 443 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:42,483 But I have his... I have the phone number of the person who works in his office. 444 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,289 Does anybody have an extra ticket? My investor cannot pay. 445 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,331 That's actually not true. Uh... I think they must have misplaced the tickets. 446 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,164 No, we have everyone's tickets here. 447 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,608 Can you please check? Erlich Bachman? 448 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,160 E-R-I-C-H... 449 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,651 That's not at all how it's spelled here. 450 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,006 All right. Let's go, Jian. 451 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,286 Have a nice night. Thank you. 452 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,850 - Let's go. Come on. Come on. - WOMAN: Next. 453 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,126 JIAN-YANG: Excuse me... ERLICH: Come on. Let's go. 454 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,851 -...do you have a ticket? - ERLICH: God damn it! Jian Yang, come here! 455 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,407 JIAN-YANG: Do you have a ticket? 456 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,481 Hey, Jian Yang. How was last night? 457 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,569 It was sad. 458 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,610 Erlich, he promised me dinner with a big meet. 459 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,841 Big meat? 460 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,241 - Big meet people. - Meat people? 461 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,923 Then people say, "No, you can't come in." 462 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,771 Wait, so you guys didn't get in? 463 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,207 We went to Taco Bell. 464 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,489 Erlich, he started crying in Taco Bell. 465 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,527 He tried to blame the taco sauce. 466 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,362 CARLA: Richard? RICHARD: Yes. 467 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,886 - OJ says you wanted to see me? - Yeah. 468 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,280 Um... 469 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,728 I don't want to say this, any of this, at all, 470 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,571 but several employees have lodged a complaint against you. 471 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,766 For what? 472 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,405 Um... 473 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,244 For making this a hostile workplace. 474 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,284 By, quote, "Repeatedly rubbing our fucking faces 475 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,887 "in the fact that Richard Hendricks is a pussy who gave a new hire more than us." 476 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,961 CARLA: Mmm-hmm. 477 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,245 Interesting. 478 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,085 And which two of the several lodged a complaint? 479 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,642 Actually, our policy guarantees anonymity, so I can't tell you that. 480 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,604 Look, you and I both know how much you make. 481 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,570 - Are you fucking with them? - Yeah, of course I'm fucking with them. 482 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,211 I bought a fake Dolce & Gabbana bag at a swap meet to piss them off 483 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,281 and apparently it did. 484 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,524 And I lied and said I was getting a Mercedes. 485 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,446 I also left a fake credit-card statement open on my screen, because I thought they'd see it. 486 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,567 - Did they see it? - They saw it. 487 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,801 - Yeah, sweet. - Okay. 488 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,087 - Carla. - Okay, all right. 489 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,482 But what I used to do to fuck with them involved gay porn and Photoshop, 490 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,088 so I don't think that would be cool after OJ's big harassment speech. 491 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,211 Oh. So, in effect, the policy worked. 492 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,409 Well, I... Can we not do any of it? 493 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,723 It just that they're getting really pissed and it's really distracting. 494 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,611 All right. 495 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,283 - No more Cunty. - Terrific. 496 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,964 - That's really good. - Cunty's done. 497 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,726 Great. But you said it again, but maybe that's the last time. 498 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,809 Cunty's done. I'm gonna call you OJ, though. 499 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,006 - Yeah, that's fine. - That's for good. 500 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,525 Yeah, yeah, because in my head, 501 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,122 I change the meaning from "Other Jared" to "Original Jared," so now it's a compliment. 502 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:23,321 ERLICH: If I have to, I'm going to keep my fucking Star Blazer VHS tapes in my room! 503 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,808 It doesn't take an IQ-9 to know they should remain alphabetized. 504 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,602 I want to watch a specific episode. And it's not like they're on fucking DVD! 505 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,921 (SIGHS) 506 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:51,487 Hey, um, Erlich, I just want to say this is your house 507 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,166 and you've been really cool letting us stay here for all this time, 508 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,925 and as soon as we get our office space, we'll be out of your way. 509 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,127 And how soon is that going to be? 510 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,926 Soon. 511 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,841 And look, I realize it's not fair that I bring someone into your house 512 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,126 that you don't want here, 513 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,522 so I will call the cyborg and I will rescind the offer. 514 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,969 You know, Richard, I've been thinking, the cyborg is a solid coder. 515 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,246 You should hire him. 516 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,004 It's fine, I'll get someone else. 517 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,451 Don't be stupid, Richard. 518 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,729 You need a full working beta up in the next few months. Just hire the guy. 519 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,122 I'm not being stupid, okay? I'm not going to hire him. 520 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,885 And frankly, I'm not going to let you bully me into doing it. 521 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,201 Would you look at yourself? You're still not fucking listening to me. 522 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,203 No, I'm trying to respect you, asshole. 523 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,726 If you want to respect me, then just hire the piece of shit. 524 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,801 Don't act like a moron. 525 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,089 You're not going to kick Nucleus's ass acting like a fucking moron. 526 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,640 You don't get to tell me how I respect you, okay? 527 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,564 I can respect you however the fuck I want. 528 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,207 What are you doing? 529 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,009 I'm respecting you. 530 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,801 (CLEARS THROAT) 531 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,123 Jared, hey, it's, uh, Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper. 532 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,050 Yeah, bad news. We're not gonna... 533 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,081 What? 534 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,925 What's that? 535 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,721 Where? 536 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,880 Okay. 537 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,602 Well, cyborg, fuck you, you fuckin'... 538 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,445 - Metal-dick piece of shit. - Metal-dick piece of shit. 539 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,521 Ha-ha-ha. 540 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,601 What happened? 541 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,243 He took another job 542 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,284 from Russ fucking Hanneman. 543 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,885 - What? - Yeah. 544 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,407 Apparently, I said so much nice shit about him in the board meeting, 545 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,371 Russ offered him a job at one of his other fucking companies for a lot more money. 546 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,488 Our own investor poached him. 547 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,042 And he went? Fucking cyborg. 548 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,041 DINESH: Richard! You need to come see this. 549 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,328 What event could this possibly be used at? 550 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,565 Are you happy? 551 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,486 Not really. 552 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,483 They used the old logo. 553 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,087 Do you smell something burning? 554 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,889 God damn it! Jian Yang!