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God!

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<font color="#DF01D7">(SIGHS)</font>

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Damn it.

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Again?

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DOCTOR:
Let me ask you something, Richard.

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You sure it's not urine,

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and you're not just wetting the bed?

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Yeah, I'm sure. It's not.

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It's just sweat.

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Well, then the medical term for what you have

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is "night sweats."

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Okay.

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But night sweats can be a precursor
to bed-wetting,

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and that is very serious.

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How serious?

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Like, uh, cancer?

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No! It's embarrassing.

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I mean, you're a grown man, Richard.
Come on.

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That's what children do.

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But I'm not wetting the bed.

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Yet!

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How's your stress level been?

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Uh, it's gotten worse. Um...

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I have to get a working beta of my platform
ready in time for January.

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I just took money from a guy
who is a nightmare.

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I hired six new people.

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We're going to have to spend
a ton of money on new offices.

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It's like every second
there is a new issue that I have to solve.

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I am stressed as hell.

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Richard, currently, your stress level is here.

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And that's night sweats level.

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Got it? Now, if you're not careful
and you let it go up...

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Bed-wetting.

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<font color="#DF01D7">(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

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<font color="#404040">DINESH:</font> I love these walls.

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You know what it is? They're exposed brick.

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Why would anyone ever hide brick?

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Did you see the conference nook?

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Just think of the conferences
we could have in this nook.

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Yeah. But, I mean, this is really expensive.
<font color="#DF01D7">(CHUCKLES)</font>

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So, um, what did the doctor say?

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Uh... It's nothing.
It's just stress-related night sweats.

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<i>- I'll</i> be fine.
- That's good to hear.

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- Are you relieved?
- I would have been

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if that idiot hadn't mentioned something

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about how it can lead to, uh, bed-wetting.

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I'm just trying not to think about it.

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Good. Don't. Definitely.

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Because just thinking about it would probably
stress you out enough to make it happen...

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Stop! Would you... Don't say "stress."

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I just said that I was trying not to
think about it.

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Well, Richard, personal management
is a big part of being a CEO.

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You think working here might help?

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<font color="#DF01D7">(SIGHING)</font>
Actually, yeah. I think it would.

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But, um, can we afford it?

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Well, this is an investment
in your mental health.

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Richard, I mean, can you put a dollar value
on not wetting your bed?

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<font color="#DF01D7">(GROANING)</font> Don't...

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If you want this, Richard,
even with the money we wasted

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on swag and billboards,
I think I can make the numbers work.

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It's your call.

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Hey, guys. Um, this is Yelena.

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She got off the elevator at the wrong floor

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because her modeling agency is upstairs.

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- Richard?
- Yeah?

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Please?

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Primarily for other reasons, but, yes!

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Yeah, sure. We're gonna take it.

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- We're taking it.
- Take...

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- I'm gonna hug you.
- No.

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All right, this one's ready to go out
to the truck.

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Great. Take it out.

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Okay, you know what?
I said we should hire movers.

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I don't do this kind of stuff.

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I work with my mind, not with my hands.

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In Pakistan, we had servants who did this.

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It wasn't a big deal. We didn't pay them
very much, and they were very happy.

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I'll take out your box of tampons.

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It's good for the soul.

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<font color="#DF01D7">(SIGHING)</font>

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Interesting pitch.

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I will admit, I have never heard
a Christian-oriented riff on dog-sharing.

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But Christianity is borderline illegal
in northern California.

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Also, how would you scale?

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Well, we could expand
from sharing dogs, to other types of pets.

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Pot-bellied pigs, ferrets...

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I'm gonna stop you right there.

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You do know that ferrets are illegal
in the state of California? Hmm?

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No? Well, then I suppose you also don't know

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that pot-bellied pigs have been
wildly unfashionable since 2005.

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Owning a pot-bellied pig is frowned upon
almost as much as being a Christian.

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Thank you, gentlemen. Good day.

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Now technically,
I'm not passing on Dog Dammit.

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I'm just not saying yes.

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But who knows?
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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- I don't have to tell you that.
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (DOOR OPENING)</font>

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<font color="#DF01D7">(DOOR CLOSING)</font>

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<font color="#DF01D7">(KNOCK AT DOOR)</font>

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<font color="#404040">ERLICH:</font> Richard, do you have a moment?

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I'd like to present you something.

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Okay, what's up?

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- What are you doing?
- Bowing.

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The Japanese have the most advanced
business culture in the world.

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I am showing you respect
by using their traditions.

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And traditionally,
you give a gift on important occasions,

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such as the graduating of an incubee.

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"Incubee"? Is that a word?

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Of course it is. One who's been incubated.

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The inhabitant of an incubator.

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Okay. Okay.

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- Now you bow.
- I'd really rather not.

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Richard, I need you to bow.

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- To the waist.
- To the waist?

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There.

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Now I hand this to you,

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and it is customary for you to politely refuse,

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and weakly say that you are not worthy.

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Erlich, I really don't have time for this.

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- That's perfect. Here you go.
- Okay.

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Oh, wow.

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Japanese coin. Lowest denomination.

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Wow.

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Is this a kimono?

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- Well, try it on.
- Thank you, Erlich.

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Is it on?

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<font color="#DF01D7">(SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)</font>

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According to Google Translate, that means,

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"it has been an honor."

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Yeah, all right.

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Thank you. Thanks.

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I'm still packing up,
so I don't want to damage it.

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Uh-uh...

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Traditionally, it's rolled.

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Okay.

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Wikipedia.

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Thanks, Erlich. I'll get you something.

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Later.

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Oh, little kohai, you've already given me a gift.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Noah, from next door.

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Oh. Hey, uh, Richard.

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Moving out?

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Yeah, some of us are, sort of.

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Well, I'd be lying to say
I was sad to see you go.

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Okay. Heh.

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Nothing personal.
You seem like nice guys, just...

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Houses full of renters
aren't great for property values.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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This neighborhood is mostly families.

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Okay. Well, we're moving out, so...

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People with pets, you know?

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- Mmm-hmm.
- Well, good luck.

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- You too.
- What?

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- You, too.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Hey, Richard?
- Oh, hey, Jared.

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Richard, the hosting company
that was going to be renting us server space

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just dropped their bid.

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Okay, well, let's just get servers
from some other provider.

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Well, I just contacted
five other web services companies,

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and they're all denying us.

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I think I know what might be happening here.

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<font color="#404040">JARED:</font>
All of them, Rackspace, SoftLayer, Amazon,

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I mean, they can't afford to lose
Hooli's business.

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So, Gavin Belson can just pick up the phone
and make us radioactive

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to every single web-hosting service?

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It's how these guys operate.

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I mean, when Bill Gates got married on Lanai,

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he rented every helicopter
on the Hawaiian islands

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so that paparazzi
couldn't use them to fly over.

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Although in that case, it was a positive,

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because now you can imagine that wedding
however you want.

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- What?
- Jared, our entire platform is web-based.

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We need servers for that.

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What the fuck are we going to do?

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I know what the fuck we're going to do.
But you're not going to like it.

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We build our own servers.

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Gilfoyle, servers are essentially a utility.

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I mean, you wouldn't dig a well for water,
or build a generator for power.

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I think we should dig our own well,
and build our own generator.

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I also think we should store a year's worth of
food and ammunition in a blast cellar.

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But we don't.

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So good luck when the shit hits the fan.

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Look, Richard, we're about precision,

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about shaving yoctoseconds off latency
at every layer in the stack.

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If we rent from a public cloud,

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we're using servers that are, by definition,
generic and unpredictable.

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<font color="#DF01D7">(CHUCKLING)</font> Yeah, but we're already
up against a serious deadline.

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I mean, how long is building our own servers
going to set us back?

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If I busted my ass,

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I could stand them up inside a week

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right here in the house.

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Look, Richard, truth is,

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this is a huge positive.

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I tried running the platform
on my old Bitcoin rig.

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At 5,200 gigaflops,

196
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your algorithm flies 800 times faster on GPUs
compared to normal CPUs.

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No host could match the config that I build
here in the house.

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Oh, and also, we don't seem to have a choice.

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But that would cost a ton.

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And we don't have that kind of money
just lying around.

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It seems as though we do
have that kind of moneyjust lying around.

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But that's for the office space.

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- Was it?
- No, no, no, no!

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Jared, we already signed the lease.

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It's too late, right? We can't break a lease.

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I mean, we haven't given them the check yet.

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- Here it is.
- I could go mail it right now.

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In this market, they could
probably find another tenant in a day.

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I doubt there would be an issue.

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Fuck! Richard, please?

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It's servers or offices, Richard.
We can't afford both.

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<font color="#DF01D7">(CHUCKLING)</font>
Damn it. I don't know what to do.

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<font color="#404040">ERLICH:</font> Well, then it's a good thing...

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It's a good thing that I'm here, isn't it?

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As much as I hate to agree with Gilfoyle,
he's right.

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You have but one option.

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Stay here and build the servers.

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<font color="#404040">RICHARD:</font> Are you sure?

219
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Because I've got Carla and five other coders
starting over the next few weeks.

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Well, it's going to get a little cozy in here,
but I'll endure,

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for your sake.

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What about all your other "incubees"?

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I've heard quite a few exciting pitches
over the last week,

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but I'll be forced to forgo those opportunities
because of your mediocrity.

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You see, Richard,
when I invited you into my incubator,

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I promised to get you ready
for the outside world.

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But I failed to do that.

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I wouldn't trust you out there in the real world
as far as I could throw you.

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And, to be honest, I could probably throw you
all the way across the front yard.

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Okay, but I don't want to stay here.

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- I don't want you to either, Richard.
- Okay.

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So it's agreed. Welcome home, fellas.

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Should we smoke some pot to celebrate?

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<font color="#DF01D7">(MACHINES BEEPING)</font>

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Gavin, thank you for coming.

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I am certain that once you witness firsthand
what Mr. Bighetti is up to,

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you will see that he is worthless around here.

238
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Worth is a relative thing.

239
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Yes, but worthlessness is not. It is absolute.

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People add value to this company
in many different ways.

241
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Of course, but look at this.

242
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,690
Bighetti has his team wasting
valuable resources on a potato cannon.

243
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,082
<font color="#404040">BIG HEAD:</font> Five, four, three, two, one.

244
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,441
Fire!

245
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,281
Jesus!

246
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,561
You see what your brightest minds
are being wasted on?

247
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,687
Launching potatoes.

248
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,330
- What the fuck?
- <font color="#404040">BIG HEAD:</font> Sorry.

249
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,922
Perhaps they're developing it
as a non-lethal form of crowd control.

250
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,048
<font color="#404040">DAVIS:</font>
I actually think that it could kill somebody.

251
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,762
But even so, compared to what my team
has accomplished in a matter of days...

252
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,285
Come here, I want you to meet somebody.

253
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,203
<font color="#404040">BIG HEAD:</font> All right, I've got a good feeling
about this one.

254
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,362
One more time. Here we go.
Everybody ready? Fire!

255
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,090
Oh, shit! You okay? Sorry. Shit.

256
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,802
<font color="#404040">DAVIS:</font> This is Kiko.

257
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:59,771
Kiko was rescued after a Nicaraguan landmine
severed both his arms.

258
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,326
My team, using technology developed
at Somerville,

259
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,325
was able to devise an array of sensors
that can non-invasively detect signals

260
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,880
from the neurons in the motor cortex
of the brain.

261
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:15,205
So without surgery, we have given Kiko
the gift of a usable prosthetic appendage.

262
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,647
What's he doing?

263
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,129
What Kiko chooses to do with the technology
is not important.

264
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,328
What's important here is that, um,

265
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,006
in spite of what it may seem like
on the surface,

266
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,687
building a device that is capable of this

267
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,167
is a remarkable scientific achievement.

268
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,607
And what you're looking at is really
a testament

269
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,729
to my team and to my leadership,
and I feel that...

270
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,006
<font color="#DF01D7">(KIKO SCREECHES)</font>

271
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,088
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (GROANS)</font>
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (KIKO WHIMPERS)</font>

272
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,283
I'm going to have to insist that Bighetti
be removed if I continue here.

273
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:54,241
Davis, there are a lot of forces at work here.
There's a lot at play that you are not privy to.

274
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,085
Please do not question
how I choose to run my company.

275
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,447
Of course, I just have to think
that both of our interests

276
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,841
would be better served if Bighetti was not...

277
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,601
What is he doing now?

278
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,364
Oh, God.

279
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,563
Again, I have to stress that what the monkey
chooses to do with the technology

280
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,881
is not necessarily
an indictment of the technology itself.

281
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,610
- Gavin, please!
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (KIKO SHRIEKS)</font>

282
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:23,728
Okay. So I'll put 80 GPUs on racks
against that wall.

283
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,808
<font color="#404040">GILFOYLE:</font>
We'll have three main cabinets in the center.

284
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,965
I'll try and pull 220-volt power from
the washer-dryer for all the cooling units.

285
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,801
- So you'll need this entire space then?
- Yep.

286
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,723
All right. I'll move my things.

287
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,686
- What?
- <font color="#404040">JARED:</font> It's okay.

288
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,762
I'll have it all in my car in no time.

289
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,891
Wait, Jared, uh, are you living here?

290
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,365
In the garage?

291
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,011
Indeed I am. High on the hog.
<font color="#DF01D7">(CHUCKLES)</font>

292
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,681
Jesus Christ, poor fucker.
Sleeping out there with the rodents.

293
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,923
Hey, I keep a clean garage.
There are no rodents out there.

294
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,247
How can you guarantee
there are no rodents living there

295
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,124
when you didn't even know Jared
was living there?

296
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,682
I need all rodents and Jareds
out of the garage. I need the space.

297
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,603
Do we have any extra power strips?

298
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,489
There's not a lot of outlets out there.

299
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,962
There are a lot of
dudes playing foosball, loudly.

300
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,485
I'll take care of that. Say no more.

301
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,561
Jian Yang!

302
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,410
I need all of your guys out of there,
and the foosball table.

303
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,724
Those not my guys.

304
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,526
But they're always around. Who are they?

305
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,329
Friends of friends.

306
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,124
They're friends of your... Mother fuck!

307
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,611
Guys, look, Jared gave up
his own apartment so he could

308
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,321
take less salary and save the company money.
I mean...

309
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,328
Erlich, can he just stay here?

310
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,484
Once again, because of your poor
managerial skills,

311
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,728
I've been hoisted upon my own petard.

312
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,965
Yes, he can stay here.

313
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,010
Great. So, which room can he stay in?

314
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,289
Well, he's not staying in mine. I sleep dick-up.

315
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,091
- Okay, so then...
- Uh... Not it.

316
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,761
Okay.

317
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,161
- Not a chance in hell.
- All right. <font color="#DF01D7">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>

318
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,001
Fuck.

319
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,928
<font color="#DF01D7">(JARED SPEAKING IN GERMAN)</font>

320
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,684
<font color="#DF01D7">(JARED LAUGHS)</font>

321
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,088
<font color="#DF01D7">(SPEAKING IN GERMAN CONTINUES)</font>

322
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,843
<font color="#DF01D7">(PANTING)</font>

323
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,963
Oh, shit.

324
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,327
Morning, roomie. I made you a half-caff.

325
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,203
Oh... Richard.

326
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,608
Yeah, I sweated through my sheets again.
<font color="#DF01D7">(SCOFFS)</font>

327
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,444
You sweated? You sure you didn't...

328
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,921
Yes, I'm sure. It's just sweat, so...

329
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,203
Do you think maybe
you sweat from your urethra?

330
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,765
No, I didn't sweat through my...

331
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,126
You know what? Let's not talk about it.

332
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,488
Because talking about it
will only exacerbate...

333
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,045
- Stop.
- Yeah.

334
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,726
Hey, um...
When did you learn to speak German?

335
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,729
What? I don't speak German.

336
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,846
- You sure?
- Yeah.

337
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,650
<font color="#404040">RICHARD:</font> All this hardware for $70,000?
<font color="#404040">GILFOYLE:</font> Yep.

338
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,721
Nice work.

339
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,406
Oh, look at all this stuff.

340
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,563
Oh, is that a Radeon 7850?
We're using these, huh?

341
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,801
There's no "we."

342
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,644
You don't do this kind of work, remember?

343
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,688
You make a living with your mind,
not your hands.

344
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,364
- No, no, no...
- So don't touch.

345
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,169
You misunderstood me. I like hardware.

346
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,447
I made my own computer when I was nine.

347
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,242
From scratch or kit?

348
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,930
It was from a kit, but I did my own mods.

349
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,923
- That's what I thought.
- I was nine.

350
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,571
<font color="#404040">GILFOYLE:</font> I'm sure you were great
at finger-painting, also, Dinesh.

351
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,405
Richard is the CEO. He delegated this to me.

352
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000
Why don't you go inside
and write some princess code?

353
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,367
Leave the hardware up to us servants.

354
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,408
All right, I got the crimper
and some heat shrink.

355
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,051
- Great.
- Wait, she can help but not me?

356
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,565
That's right.

357
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,808
Can I help? Please?

358
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,766
Mmm...

359
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,445
- No.
- I said...

360
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,806
Richard, you have to let me help him.

361
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,406
Dinesh, you have to hack away
on the front end of the build anyway.

362
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,131
- So why don't you...
- Excuse me?

363
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,209
- Excuse me?
- <font color="#404040">DINESH:</font> This is bullshit.

364
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,726
- Oh, hey, Noah.
- I thought you guys were moving out?

365
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,604
But it looks like you're moving back in.

366
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,008
Well, yeah, it's a little complicated, but...

367
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,889
What are you guys doing in there?

368
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,804
What, you building some kind of computer?

369
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:25,130
- Well, more of a server-data center.
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>

370
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,680
It's actually pretty interesting,
if you're into that sort of stuff.

371
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,767
<i>- Hello?
- Stop talking immediately!</i>

372
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,966
<i>Come inside.</i>

373
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,409
<i>Don't look at me. Don't look at me!
Don't look at me.</i>

374
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,450
<i>Just tell him that you shit your pants
and you have weak knees.</i>

375
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,609
What were you doing out there?

376
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,250
Why were you talking to that person?

377
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,800
'Cause he lives next door.
I was just being neighborly.

378
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,848
Neighborly? First of all, that's not a word.

379
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,486
Second of all,
you don't talk to the neighbors, ever.

380
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,891
In fact, don't talk to anybody.

381
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,689
It's no one's business what we do here.

382
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,889
Why would anyone care
what goes on in here?

383
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,406
'Cause we're not zoned for business,
obviously.

384
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,687
What do you mean
we're not zoned for business?

385
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,730
I just moved my entire business here!

386
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,848
You just keep your mouth shut
and everything will be fine.

387
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,322
You talked me into staying here even though
you knew we were breaking the law?

388
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,125
<font color="#DF01D7">(COUGHING)</font>
I'm sorry, Erlich, but I'm pissed.

389
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,043
- You're pissed at me?
- Yeah.

390
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,929
- I should be pissed at you.
- Mmm-hmm.

391
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,081
You know why?

392
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,090
Because when one is given a parting gift
and one never parts,

393
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,602
shouldn't one return the said gift?
Isn't that what decorum would dictate?

394
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,170
This is about the kimono?

395
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,323
Okay, I will give it back to you right now,
gladly.

396
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,050
Now I'm really pissed.

397
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,124
Because if one appreciated a gift
of such magnitude,

398
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,488
then one would put up more of a fight
before returning it, wouldn't one?

399
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,721
Okay.

400
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,280
A complaint from a neighbor

401
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,442
to the Department of
Planning and Community Environment

402
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,882
triggers an inspection,
which can lead to a citation, fines,

403
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,770
or even the seizure
and impounding of our equipment.

404
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,446
That gentleman next door
has the power to ruin us.

405
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,521
Jesus.

406
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,648
Richard, can I suggest you take it easy
on the Red Bulls?

407
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,564
It's a diuretic, and given your issue...

408
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,364
My issue?

409
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,887
Oh, God.

410
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,485
It's night sweats, Jared.

411
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,689
Yes, well, regardless of what we've decided
on calling it,

412
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,445
pounding caffeine and sugar
is not exactly going to help.

413
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,171
But you know what might? Kegels.

414
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,527
What?

415
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,127
Kegels are a form of exercise
that strengthen the pelvic floor.

416
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,248
Now, yes, it's most commonly used by women

417
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,244
to recover control of their vaginal muscles
after childbirth.

418
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,127
But it can really help,

419
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,850
you know, "night sweats."

420
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,966
Wow.

421
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,044
Okay, we're not going to
talk about this anymore.

422
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,565
I'm doing it right now.

423
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,723
Clench, un-clench, clench...

424
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,569
Stop.

425
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,926
You hear that?

426
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,411
<font color="#DF01D7">(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

427
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,130
Hey. HEY-

428
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,123
Stop it. Hey, turn the music down.

429
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,531
Turn it off. We have neighbors.

430
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,567
Are you kidding me?

431
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,884
Look, Gilfoyle, you said that you would have
all the servers up and running.

432
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,089
And we're already a week behind. Don't you
think you should be doing that instead of,

433
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,525
you know, getting high on the job?

434
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,967
I'm not getting high on the job.

435
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,530
I'm getting high at home.

436
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,324
I live here, remember?

437
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,243
Right, okay, fair enough. Fair enough.

438
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,288
But Carla doesn't. These guys don't.

439
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,329
- I'm having them over as guests, at my home.
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (SIGHING)</font>

440
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,044
If that's okay with you, Richard.

441
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,361
Wait. This is your home?

442
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,042
- Yes.
- So you live in the workplace.

443
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,088
But you also work from home.

444
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,645
That must be really confusing for you.

445
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,644
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.

446
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,609
That's kind of the...

447
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,291
Does it look dark to you guys?

448
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,251
Oh, he)</font>', GUYS-

449
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,526
Dude, what the fuck?

450
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,125
The power's out.

451
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,685
Okay, fine.
I wanted to set up one GPU, just one,

452
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,560
and so I turned the power on
and the whole system lit up. And...

453
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,369
Yeah, it did, you dick.

454
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,160
'Cause I bypassed the meter to save money
and went directly to the feed

455
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,571
without the UPS ready.

456
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,564
That surge just fragged
the whole fucking system.

457
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,841
Holy shit.

458
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,285
What the hell did you guys do?

459
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,047
The power in the whole block is down.

460
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,321
Great.

461
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,528
- What the...
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (CHAIR SQUEAKING)</font>

462
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,840
Oh, God. Look who it is.

463
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,164
We need to talk, guys.

464
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,411
Hold on a sec.

465
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,171
Noah, whatever you're going to say,
just say it from there.

466
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,241
We can hear you.

467
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,642
If you didn't have so many cars parked here,
maybe I could get through.

468
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,044
He's really going to go all the way around?

469
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,325
<font color="#404040">CARLA:</font> That's a long ways.

470
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,124
<font color="#404040">NOAH:</font> Hold on.
<font color="#404040">ERLICH:</font> Jesus Christ!

471
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,043
Save some battery, for Christ's sake!

472
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,366
Just a sec.

473
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,521
ERLICHI Just yell it!

474
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,728
It's okay, Noah, we get it.
You can say it from there.

475
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,644
You're gonna report us
to the city inspector, right?

476
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,721
<font color="#404040">ERLICH:</font> Jesus!

477
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,800
Guess what?

478
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,882
I'm reporting you to the city inspector.

479
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,001
Right.

480
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,841
Okay.

481
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,409
<font color="#404040">NOAH:</font> Zoning codes are very clear.

482
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,090
This neighborhood is for families, pets.

483
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,924
<font color="#DF01D7">(JARED SHOUTING IN GERMAN)</font>

484
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,001
<font color="#DF01D7">(SPEAKING GERMAN)</font>

485
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,844
Holy shit.

486
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,248
<font color="#DF01D7">(JARED SHOUTING CONTINUES)</font>

487
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,570
<font color="#404040">NOAH:</font> Come here, Agamemnon.
Come here, boy. Yeah.

488
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,369
Who's a good boy? Yeah, you're a good boy.

489
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,084
Come here, Agamemnon.

490
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,288
Did that blackout scare you, Agamemnon?

491
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,161
Who's a good boy?

492
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,721
Who's a good boy? Yeah.

493
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,803
- Oh, yeah.
- <font color="#404040">RICHARD:</font> Holy shit.

494
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,770
Yeah. Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you.

495
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,481
Erlich?

496
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,165
- What is it?
- Hey, um...

497
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,765
I'm sorry I didn't give you back the kimono,

498
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,808
or resist giving you back the kimono,
or whatever it was.

499
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,851
But I have a gift that might make it up to you.

500
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,168
- Is that what I think it is?
- Mmm-hmm.

501
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,241
Oh, boy.

502
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,490
It is 4:00 in the morning! What the...

503
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,805
Why are you both wearing kimonos?

504
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,249
Noah, are you familiar with
the California Fish and Game Code,

505
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,244
section 2116-2126,

506
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,006
with regard to
the possession and harboring of ferrets?

507
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,324
- Oh, God.
- Oh, yeah.

508
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,528
Those little shits are illegal.

509
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,564
Erlich, please, don't. I'll do anything.

510
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,005
Oh, yeah, you will.

511
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,923
We are here to stay,
and you're going to keep that

512
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,368
bearded little hole
in the center of your face shut about it.

513
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,807
- Listen, I was just trying...
- No, you listen.

514
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,360
You're always going on and on
about how this is such a good neighborhood.

515
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,488
Do you know why it's such
a good neighborhood?

516
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,122
Do you know why your shitty house is worth
20 times what you paid for it in the 1970s?

517
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,205
Because of people like us moving in and
starting illegal businesses in our garages.

518
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,486
All the best companies,

519
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,450
Apple, Google, Hewlett-Packard, even Aviato,

520
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,683
all of them were started in un-zoned garages.

521
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,043
That is why Silicon Valley
is one of the hottest neighborhoods

522
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,485
in the world.

523
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,609
Because of people like us,
not because of people like you.

524
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,927
So if I catch even so much as a dirty glance

525
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,480
or a lascivious look in Richard's direction,

526
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,641
that is it.

527
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,802
Those weasels are dog food.

528
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,251
Okay. Okay.

529
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,526
Um, uh...

530
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,250
-<font color="#DF01D7"> (WHISPERING)</font> Guest house.
- Yes.

531
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,004
Is your guest house currently rented out?

532
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,286
No, it's not for rent.

533
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,601
Well, it mother-fucking is now.

534
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,245
Your new tenant is Jared Dunn.

535
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,324
His rent will be exceedingly reasonable.

536
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,006
And his utilities Will be included.

537
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,245
He speaks German in the night.

538
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,003
Well, if you'll excuse us,
we have an illegal business to run.

539
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,081
Erlich?

540
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,967
<font color="#DF01D7">(GROANS)</font>

541
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,531
But when our scientists did the study,

542
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,329
they found the rate of birth defects
in that territory

543
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,768
was actually higher before
we opened our battery plant there.

544
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,361
But, very good question.
Thank you for that question.

545
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,641
Okay.

546
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,446
Before I finish up here,
I have an announcement.

547
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,525
Today, I have accepted the resignation
of Dr. Davis Bannerchek.

548
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,365
So it pleases me to inform you all
that effective immediately,

549
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,171
Nelson Bighetti has been promoted
to sole head dreamer

550
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,605
Of H00li XYZ.

551
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,201
Sorry, what?

552
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,645
Stand up, Bag Head.

553
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,805
What a meteoric ascension.

554
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,690
Just a few months ago,
you co-founded Pied Piper

555
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,171
and now you've been promoted twice.

556
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,850
It speaks to your competence.

557
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,008
Give it up for Bag Head,
ladies and gentlemen.

558
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,650
And lastly, I have big news.

559
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,691
In anticipation of our big release of Nucleus
at CES in January,

560
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,650
we've decided to give the world
a sneak preview.

561
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,410
Nucleus, in partnership with

562
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,881
Dana White and the
Ultimate Fighting Championship,

563
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,446
will be the exclusive provider
of live streaming

564
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,966
for next month's
Ultimate Fighting Championship event,

565
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,168
Molina versus Bulgakov ll.

566
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,083
I realize the full platform won't be ready
until January,

567
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,130
<i>but our Nucleus division assures me
they are ready for this challenge.</i>

568
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,487
<i>And I can think of no more exciting a way</i>

569
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,444
<i>to give</i> a <i>little taste of Nucleus
to the entire world,</i>

570
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,007
<i>than by putting video latency
in a rear-naked choke hold.</i>

571
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,091
<i>Great job, team. All right, back to work.</i>

572
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,804
Did you, uh, tell Gavin
where we are on the video situation?

573
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,526
He does know that
converting the whole platform to middle-out

574
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,762
has put us at least six weeks
behind schedule, right?

575
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,567
Well, I'm not going to be the one
who tells him we're that far behind.

576
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,369
If you want to, feel free.

577
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,520
I just heard you tell Heidi
we're six weeks behind.

578
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,648
But remember that drop-frame issue
I showed you?

579
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,808
We're easily 15 weeks behind.

580
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,244
Well, I'm not going to be the one
to tell Heidi about that.

581
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,128
Feel free to tell her yourself.

582
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,286
Did I just hear you say
we're only 15 weeks behind?

583
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,604
I've been integrating the system natively...

584
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,808
Dude, I don't even want to know about it.

