1 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,445 (APPLAUSE) 2 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,327 Pardon me, is that seat taken? 3 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,641 (LAUGHS) Gavin. 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,051 MAN: Classic Gavin. 5 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,443 DINESH: Let's hope this sucks. 6 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,000 JARED: Oh, good. Monica made it just in time. 7 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,562 Carla, looks like you won't be the only woman in the house for a change. 8 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,721 Christ. 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,408 One thing worse than being the only woman in a company 10 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,926 -is being one of only two. - Why's that? 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,321 Everybody puts this super-weird pressure on you to be friends. 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,562 - It's creepy. - Hey, did I miss it? 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,926 - No. - Good. 14 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,043 Monica, I'd like to introduce you to Carla. 15 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,566 Carla, Monica. 16 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,483 Monica, Carla. 17 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,050 - What's up? - Nice to meet you. 18 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,043 I knew you two would hit it off. 19 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,962 - Hey. Monica? - (MONITOR BEEPS) 20 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,081 It's starting. 21 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,128 ANNOUNCER". Tonight, for the first time ever, 22 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,488 streaming live in 4K resolution over the Internet, 23 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,325 UFC Fight Night, powered by Nucleus! 24 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,404 No networks. No more middleman. No bullshit. 25 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,369 We're bringing the fight straight to the fans. 26 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:18,570 We're cutting the cord forever with UFC Fight Pass, powered by Nucleus. 27 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,761 Tonight, you'll get Ultimate Fighting at the ultimate resolution. 28 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,241 Nucleus puts 4K UHD video 29 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,607 in a Iossless compression chokehold 30 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,887 and forces the competition to tap out. 31 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:31,961 - (GRUNTS) - (GLASS SHATTERING) 32 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,405 on! (LAUGHS) 33 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,561 Who's douchebag? 34 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,404 He sure likes to break stuff. 35 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,123 ANNOUNCER: We are live in Las Vegas. 36 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,248 The picture looks amazing. 37 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,290 ANNOUNCER: Man, Joe, this is a fight we have been looking forward to 38 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,124 for a long, long time. 39 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,282 Are we getting a contact high off Erlich, 40 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,044 or is the edge starting to warble? 41 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,044 No, I see it. Are they converting down to 24 frames? 42 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,250 ANNOUNCER: The defense so far. Wow! 43 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,648 The jerkiness is not a Nucleus issue, right? 44 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,688 I mean, it's not going out to the world like that, is it? 45 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,807 I think it looks great. 46 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,406 You see that frame judder as the camera pans? 47 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,689 The picture's so blocky. It looks like Minecraft. 48 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,081 It doesn't make sense. It's supposed to be totally lossless. 49 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,244 Let me dump their bit stream to disk and take a look. 50 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,163 She's really smart. 51 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,165 But not afraid to be bawdy. 52 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,360 RICHARD: Oh, my God. DINESH: They are so fucked. 53 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,926 Yeah, this is bad. 54 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,571 - (CROWD CHEERING) - ANNOUNCER: Attack with the left! 55 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,608 He's hurt! With the right! He's down! 56 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,806 He's hit! Oh! 57 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,491 It's frozen. 58 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,330 - It's frozen. - ANNOUNCER: Oh, my goodness! 59 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,329 It is all over! 60 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,050 Unbelievable! 61 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,523 I have never, in all my years of watching fighting, 62 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,764 seen a finishing combination more ferocious! 63 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,691 What a spectacular finish by Molina! 64 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,525 We're being told that the Nucleus live stream... 65 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,410 - Fuck! -...may have cut out during that exchange. 66 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,370 If that is true, what a travesty! 67 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,521 - GAVIN: Fuck! - (DOOR SLAMS) 68 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,601 ANNOUNCER: Joe, you're absolutely right. 69 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,682 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 70 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,925 Gavin Belson just shit everyone's pants. 71 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,327 CARLA: He sure did. 72 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,687 The encoding is totally underpowered to cover up their defects. 73 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,129 Nucleus just can't keep up with 4K live stream yet. 74 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,409 Hey. Could Pied Piper handle live 4K video? 75 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,683 I could deploy a live video stream that would be way better than theirs right now. 76 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,362 Jump on it. Now. Like, do our own live stream. 77 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,726 Partner with someone like Gavin did. 78 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,086 Look at you two. 79 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,169 Hold on. Live streaming's not really our primary business here. 80 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,449 Yeah, but beating Nucleus is. The blogs would go nuts. 81 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,885 We're built for it on my end. 82 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,201 I mean, if it's just me hosting seeds and manifests, 83 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,850 I'm good on my end. 84 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,884 I'm prepared to brag about it and release some publicity. 85 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,645 Well, peer-to-peer delivery is good to go here. Just let me know. 86 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,924 Oh, Carla, do you want to show Monica your work station? 87 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,240 - No thanks. - (CHUCKLES) 88 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:08,404 Okay, but Hooli had a deal with UFC that would stream a fight. 89 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,130 I mean, what do we even do? 90 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,611 Don't really have a lot of time here. 91 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,205 That's real. 92 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,291 We could find an event that's already in motion. 93 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,726 Can I make a suggestion? 94 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,088 There is a nesting pair of California condors 95 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,686 on the closed-circuit feed at the Natural History Museum. 96 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,009 There's an egg in the nest right now. It's very compelling. 97 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,361 Why don't we just live stream me killing you? 98 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,601 I wouldn't be so dismissive. 99 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,162 There was a live stream of an eagle's nest last year that went viral, 100 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,571 and was getting millions of hits. 101 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,449 And I don't wanna be inflammatory, 102 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,808 but next to a condor, an eagle looks like a... 103 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,006 Common cackling. 104 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,606 Fuck that, Jared. I've got it. 105 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,882 I'm very good friends with Aaron Anderson. 106 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,200 Double-A? The guy who owns Homicide Energy Drink? 107 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,887 Uh, is Homicide the extra douchey energy drink? 108 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,086 - DINESH: It sure is. - (MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 109 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,084 There's a bunch of stunts and crazy shit on here. 110 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,529 That video player quality is terrible. It's a perfect candidate. 111 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,524 And Double-A loves me. He'd definitely hook us up. 112 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,648 How do you know him? 113 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,088 From college. He was a sophomore when I was a senior. 114 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,162 He and his roommates used to live down the hall. 115 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,402 I used to party in their room all the time. 116 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,245 Uh, kind of a mentor-mentee sort of thing. 117 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,682 Coming from a manatee sort of thing. 118 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,647 You look like a ferret that gave up on himself six months ago, Gilfoyle. 119 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,366 - I'm going to ping Double-A. - Wait. (SIGHS) 120 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,249 What if he says yes? 121 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,130 You know? Are we really gonna drop everything to do this? 122 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,247 What if we don't get it right? 123 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,610 I mean, it could hurt us just like it hurt them. 124 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,929 (SIGHS) Shit. I don't know. 125 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,766 Now, this is critical, Richard. 126 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,842 Maybe we should SWOT this decision. 127 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,968 I don't know what that is, but no. 128 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,530 - SWOT analysis. - DINESH: No. 129 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,682 S-W-O-T? No? 130 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,966 (CHUCKLES) Holy cow. 131 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,691 Did he really just say "holy cow"? 132 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,684 I've had a board ready forjust such an occasion. 133 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,684 I've booby-trapped the house with corporate resources. 134 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,810 SWOT is a way of evaluating a decision. 135 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,966 And you just break it down into "strengths," 136 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,805 "weaknesses," "opportunities," and "threats." 137 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,725 You're fucking joking. 138 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,006 Not at all. 139 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,971 You can SWOT a concept, a department, or a new initiative. 140 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,371 You can even SWOT a person. 141 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,801 Although you have to be careful, they might SWOT you back. 142 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,564 - I wanna SWOT you. - Well, you can. 143 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,210 Because now you have the tools. 144 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,051 Okay. Um, shout them out and I'll tack them up. 145 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,646 Jared, I'm... I'm really sorry, but I have to go. 146 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,128 You know, would it make more sense if I worked something up 147 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,806 and then I got back to you guys, and... 148 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,322 Okay, great. I'm on it. 149 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,923 People love condors. 150 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,441 Strengths. 151 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,127 AARON: On top of the roof, Blaine is gonna launch off this ramp. 152 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,761 It's pretty gnarly. 153 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,208 If everything goes right, he'll fly over the street 154 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,601 and land on this 15-story building here. 155 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,524 We've got 27 cameras, a couple in the car. 156 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,443 Feed a live edit back here to the data center. 157 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,921 We put everything through your incredible compression, Richard, 158 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,326 and up onto the web. 159 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,766 So, what do you think, Richard? 160 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,128 I think this is awesome, Double-A. 161 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,765 I mean, it is incredible. 162 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,686 You really have built a giant monument to awesomeness. 163 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,808 I think my aid in helping you achieve this 164 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,611 is what inspired me to start my own incubator. 165 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,411 Uh, so, Richard, you ready for this? 166 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,970 Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah... 167 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,008 Double-A, we are psyched. 168 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,560 And we can do whatever you need. 169 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,971 Okay, thanks, Kool-Aid. 170 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,168 Kool-Aid? What's that? Are you Kool-Aid? 171 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,924 Yeah, it's just a term of endearment. 172 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,606 You know, nickname. That's how we used to rock it back in the day 173 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,842 'cause I was cool and supportive. 174 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,003 Yeah. Oh hey, guys, this is Gina, she's one of our event managers. 175 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,766 Hey, Gina, can you take Dinesh and Gilfoyle to the data center, please? 176 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,490 Sure. You wanna follow me? 177 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,688 Only if we get hats, Gina. 178 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,364 You can just take mine. 179 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,609 Did you see that? She gave me her hat. 180 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,160 Pretend you've seen a woman before. 181 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,730 Are those Homicide drinks for free? 182 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,484 Uh, yeah. Knock yourself out. 183 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,925 Homicide! 184 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,725 Is there any way that it could be maybe more like just you and me talking, 185 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,245 and not Erlich? 186 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,849 What do you mean? Aren't you guys friends? I thought you go way back. 187 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,251 We do. But... 188 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,283 (WHISPERING) To be honest, I could never stand the guy. 189 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,609 I mean, just hearing his voice again is giving me PTSD. 190 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,727 Right. But you just called him cool. 191 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,441 - No, I called him Kool-Aid. We all did. - Right. 192 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,000 Because he's like the Kool-Aid pitcher from the ads. 193 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,969 As in, every fucking time we were hanging out without him, 194 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,530 he would come smashing through a wall. 195 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,806 But you still hung outwith him. 196 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,850 Yeah, 'cause we were 19, and he had weed and beer. 197 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,809 But even drunk and high I couldn't take it. 198 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,242 I mean, it's like he's fucking allergic to letting other people talk. 199 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,890 It's like he's always gotta say something. You know? 200 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,291 ERLICH: Hey, Richard. 201 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,284 Homicide! 202 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,441 (CHUCKLES) 203 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,168 So, Dinesh, I have a question. 204 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,926 You're obviously Pakistani, but the name Dinesh is Indian, isn't it? 205 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,480 Yeah. Wow. That's exactly right. 206 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,922 You know, most people, ignorant people, 207 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,367 don't even know those are two separate countries. 208 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,442 GILFOYLE: And they don't care either. 209 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,121 - How do you know about my name? - I'm an Army brat. 210 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,083 My dad was stationed in Karachi when I was a kid. 211 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,409 It was a beautiful place, full of beautiful people. 212 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,404 Kind of like this room, right? 213 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,403 (CHUCKLES) Oh... Oh! 214 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,720 Hold on a sec. I'll be right back. 215 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,167 - Don't take too long. - Ew. 216 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,002 This is awesome. I don't know if it's what's in this, 217 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,447 but I, like... I've, like, all these killer lines coming to me. 218 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,171 I'm on fucking fire right now. Oh! 219 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,480 She likes me, right? 220 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,005 Yeah, she's totally into you. 221 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:47,008 Just not as into you as she is into that guy's mouth. 222 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,926 He's definitely gonna fuck her later, and she's not gonna think of you 223 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,126 while it's happening. 224 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,441 God damn it. Fuck. 225 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,689 Now I'm just shaking. What do they put in this shit? 226 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,930 - Milk thistle? - (CAN CLATTERS) 227 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,690 He)'. guys! Come out here! 228 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,404 Juliet calls. 229 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,641 Guys, this is Blaine. 230 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,324 He's the guy doing the stunt. 231 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,405 Blaine, these are the genius coders who are helping us with the live stream. 232 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,131 - They're rock stars. - Okay. 233 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,247 - So this is the car you're jumping? - Yes, it is. 234 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,368 And that's what your ramp's gonna look like? 235 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,611 - Yeah. - Cool. Well, have you... 236 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,047 Yeah, and because I know that you're gonna ask, 237 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,724 yes, I've done this before. 238 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,451 And yes, it's fucking dangerous. 239 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,762 Listen, I got a lot of work to do to get this right. 240 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,171 Okay? 241 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,891 Okay. 242 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,847 Hey, you see what I saw? 243 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,850 Yeah, I saw. He's got the velocity calculated wrong. 244 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,890 It's for a flat plane. He doesn't account for the curve in the ramp. 245 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,770 Exactly. He's probably used to doing straight ramps. 246 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,764 I mean, the chart says he's gonna launch at 81 miles per hour, 247 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,649 -but it's going to be more like... - Under 70. 248 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,765 The downforce is ridiculous. 249 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,605 He's gonna lose speed and hit the side of that wall. 250 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,607 - And die. - So we should probably... 251 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,090 Okay. All right. 252 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,969 Hey, uh, Blaine? 253 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,531 - One small thing. - BLAINE: No. 254 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,840 I'm gonna stop you right there, Glasses. 255 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:27,083 'Cause I told you once already, and I was very clear. 256 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,448 I am too fucking busy to deal with you. 257 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,529 Okay? I'm just being cool here. 258 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,886 All right? 259 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,642 What do we do here? 260 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,250 This is a tough one. 261 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,844 So, Richard, in terms of a player window, what do you see? 262 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,526 - Well, um, I think it's pretty straightforward. - ERLICH: I'll handle this, Richard. 263 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,921 - You don't have to. - The whole reason we're doing this, friend, 264 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,206 is for branding value. 265 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,408 So we're gonna need a banner that says 266 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,687 "Powered by Pied Piper" underneath the video window. 267 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,048 It doesn't have to be too big, but you don't want it to be too small either. 268 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,249 Although, there's nothing small about Homicide, Double-A. 269 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,810 At least as far as I can tell. 270 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,690 Also, if it's, if it's possible, what we'd like to... 271 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,125 Let me stop you right there, Richard. 272 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:14,328 We're gonna need to have our logos on the car, Blaine's suit, his helmet. 273 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,449 If he wants to get a Flash tattoo or something on his neck, 274 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,646 that's on him. 275 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,442 RICHARD: Actually, um, in all honesty, 276 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,251 Erlich just pretty much said exactly what I was gonna say. Um... 277 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,560 Uh-huh. Um... 278 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,205 So, Richard... 279 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,406 - Yes? - Yeah? 280 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,882 Do you think you can make the preview window full resolution? 281 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,010 - Richard can give you whatever you need. - Yes... 282 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,923 But as far as the video player goes... 283 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,370 Guys, I'm sorry. I just remembered that I've got somewhere else to be. 284 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,768 All right. Well, Double-A, I'll see you soon. 285 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,605 I'm just gonna grab a shirt and we'll check you later. 286 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,650 (WHISPERING) What the fuck, dude? Hey, I love your tech. 287 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,724 But come back tomorrow without Kool-Aid, or don't come back at all. 288 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,926 Honestly. 289 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,009 - Richard, what's going on? - What do you mean? 290 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,481 I'm catching kind of a vibe. 291 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,044 A weird vibe with you and Double-A. 292 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,645 Right. That. Well... 293 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,291 I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Richard. I don't think he likes you. 294 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,564 I mean, he literally rolled his eyes at you. 295 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,888 Why don't you just trust me on this one? 296 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,406 Let Kool-Aid do the talking tomorrow. 297 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,327 Take this stuff. I'm gonna grab a couple more drinks 298 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,561 and another hat. 299 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,085 I'm gonna get a box. 300 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,643 GAVIN: This is a total fucking disaster. 301 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,404 If my engineers had just told me they weren't ready, 302 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,721 I never would have pushed for this live stream. 303 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,441 Even worse, now I hear those little Pied Piper fuckers 304 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,251 are doing their own live stream with Homicide. 305 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,289 - The energy drink? - Yes. 306 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,681 Meanwhile, I've demanded to see internal testing 307 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,047 from every facet of the Nucleus platform. 308 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,885 So I can see for myself where I stand. 309 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,567 Because all I hear from everybody is good news. 310 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,847 Have I just surrounded myself with sycophants, 311 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,366 who are just telling me whatever I want to hear, 312 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,249 regardless of the truth? 313 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,726 No. 314 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,884 Thank you, Denpok. I really needed to hear that. 315 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,242 This might be morbid, but the cold, hard fact is 316 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,529 that if Blaine dies on our live stream, this could be good for us. 317 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,524 I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic. 318 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,082 Well, and it would probably lead to calls for regulations in the stunt industry. 319 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,642 So, in the long term, we're saving lives. 320 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,728 Although, there is the moral problem with letting him die. 321 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,488 Though he did tell us to shut up. 322 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,525 And his name is Blaine. 323 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,448 And Gina is super hot. 324 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,289 And this would make her single. 325 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:56,089 She'd probably need consoling, so there's an opportunity. 326 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,491 Qpportunity. 327 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,329 DINESHI Should We SWOT this? 328 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,366 Bereaved women do tend to act out sexually. 329 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,169 Yeah, so that's a strength. 330 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,210 - Hey, Kool-Aid! - Yeah! 331 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,206 And? So? 332 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,764 And? It... 333 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,608 it wasn't meant to be a flattering nickname. 334 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,250 It was an insult. 335 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,089 I'm not sure I agree with that. 336 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,084 I mean, the dancing pitcher breaks through walls 337 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,004 to give tasty beverages to kids in need. 338 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,368 Why would you infer from this that Double-A doesn't like me? 339 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,411 Well, um, I wasn't inferring anything. 340 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,051 He told me to my face that he doesn't like you. 341 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,770 But why wouldn't he like me? 342 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,004 Well, uh... 343 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,811 You have a tendency sometimes to... 344 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,803 Why on earth wouldn't he like me? 345 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,123 Because, Erlich, you tend to not let... 346 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,202 I was his mentor. You know? 347 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,282 You know, there's no remote possibility... 348 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,203 Because you don't let people talk! 349 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,291 It just happened. 350 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,361 Um... 351 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,645 And he told me that if you came tomorrow 352 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,849 that he would pull the plug on the whole live stream, so... 353 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,601 (SIGHS) 354 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,800 I see. 355 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,646 Sorry. 356 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,722 Are you done talking now? 357 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,046 Yes. 358 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,166 Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know about this? 359 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,565 - No, I came straight to you. - What about Jared? 360 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,721 Nope. 361 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,889 Okay, here's what you need to do. 362 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,931 You need to go in tomorrow, and you need to do that live stream. 363 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,566 And put my feelings aside, you know, don't quit on account of me. 364 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,327 I wasn't gonna... I wasn't gonna quit. 365 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,971 There is something you should know, though. 366 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,889 Aaron Anderson wasn't very well liked in college. 367 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,645 In fact, people used to call him Double-Asshole. 368 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,364 So watch out for that guy. 369 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,484 Are you sure you're okay with this? 370 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,163 Yes, Richard. It's time for me to be the bigger man. 371 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,730 The cooler man. 372 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,681 I am Kool-Aid, after all. 373 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,761 Ladies and gentlemen, for the last 90 minutes you have had an opportunity 374 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,640 to explore a standard Hooliphone upgraded with a brand new operating system 375 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,881 called Nucleus. 376 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,041 Thank you all for being here, 377 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,567 Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie, Ramén. 378 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,207 I'd like to get everyone's first impressions. 379 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,687 Who'd like to jump in? Anyone? 380 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,364 How about you, Ramén? 381 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,726 It's just stupid. 382 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,683 Okay, so Ramén feels the phone is stupid. 383 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,571 Could you elaborate, Ramén? 384 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,890 Stupid how? Please be as specific as possible, Ramén. 385 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,289 Well, it's slow. 386 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,929 The apps keep quitting on me. 387 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,810 I tried to watch a movie, and it kept freezing up. 388 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,811 And when I'm typing, like, there's a delay. 389 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,769 Then all the letters pop up at once. 390 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,605 You took a good phone and you made it all, like, shitty. 391 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,001 Keep in mind, I didn't design the phone. 392 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,731 - It pissed me off. - I appreciate your honesty, Ramén. 393 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,404 That's just one guy's opinion. 394 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,086 Who else feels this product is stupid? 395 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,722 Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie. 396 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,885 And did it piss off anyone else? 397 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,843 - Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie. - Okay. 398 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,367 Christina, how bad is this? Be honest. 399 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,368 Is this Windows Vista bad? 400 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,846 It's not iPhone 4 bad, is it? 401 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,610 Fuck. Don't tell me this is Zune bad. 402 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,804 I'm sorry, Gavin. 403 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,484 It's Apple Maps bad. 404 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,324 And who else felt this product is messed up? 405 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,248 Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana... 406 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,044 GAVIN; (YELLING) Fuck! 407 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,601 I'm sorry for the disturbance, Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana... 408 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,001 So I can definitely get you full res on the preview window. 409 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,088 - Oh, sweet. - Cool. I'll get right on that. 410 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,891 You see how much smoother this all runs without Erlich hanging around? 411 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,570 Right, yeah. 412 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,361 Hey, did you ever send me the mockup for the logo placement of the player window? 413 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,841 Seriously, you should think about dropping that guy. 414 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,321 But what do I know? I just built a billion-dollar company. 415 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,004 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 416 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,367 But about the mockup for the logo placement... 417 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,488 Hey, I gotta go Skype with my European distributor. 418 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,125 Keep cranking it, okay? 419 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,611 Sure, uh, will do. 420 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,566 Excuse me. 421 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,086 That's not the final graphic for the live stream, is it? 422 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,401 Yep. Double-A signed off on it. 423 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,768 - Just that? There's nothing else? - MAN: Nope. 424 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,447 Hmm. 425 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,360 Blaine doesn't die, but he is horribly incapacitated. 426 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:56,286 And then while he's in the hospital he gets a flesh-eating virus, 427 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,964 and then he dies. 428 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,964 Well, obviously... 429 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,087 His incessant suffering will be a strength. 430 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,164 But our ability to enjoy it is an opportunity. 431 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,005 What if before he dies 432 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,525 Gina catches the virus? 433 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,241 And then she spreads it from her vagina to your penis. 434 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,482 Wait, so in this scenario, 435 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,483 I get to have sex with Gina? 436 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,641 That's an opportunity. 437 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,246 - Okay, how about this? - I'm listening. 438 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,046 We let Blaine die, 439 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,242 but then he's not around to stop someone else 440 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,766 from committing some huge fucked-up act of evil? 441 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,002 - The "Kill Hitler" scenario. - Right. 442 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,605 - (KNOCKING) - (DOOR OPENS) 443 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,603 Hey, guys? You guys busy? 444 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,041 Uh... 445 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,048 BLAINE: Cool. Um... 446 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,001 I got something I gotta say. 447 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,803 Listen. I know that I was really rude to both of you yesterday. 448 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,850 It's just, um... 449 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,930 When I got a stunt coming up, I'm a bundle of nerves, 450 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,049 and sometimes I can take that out on other people. 451 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,208 You know, even with all the support that I get from Gina and our kids. 452 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,685 - Kids. - I don't know why. 453 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,602 But... And then again, 454 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,604 I'm a guy who needs to risk his life jumping over stuff. 455 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,523 So, what's that all about, right? (CHUCKLES) 456 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,844 You know, actuallyjust an hour ago I spotted an error in my math. 457 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,611 Would have had me smeared across the side of that building. 458 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,801 Anyway, now I'm just totally rambling. 459 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,049 Typical Blaine. 460 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,886 What I wanted to say was that I'm sorry. 461 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,370 Are we cool? 462 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,805 Yeah, we're cool. Thanks for stopping by. 463 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,362 Yeah, you should go quickly, 'cause we have work to do. 464 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,441 Okay. 465 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,246 What's this? 466 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,804 What is that? 467 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,405 "Let Blaine die"? 468 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,927 Oh! 469 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,606 Shit. We... We write in code. We write in code. 470 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,569 - This is compression... -"Strengths. 471 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,644 "Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone"? 472 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,082 "Weaknesses. Blaine dies super fast." 473 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,084 Yeah, you really shouldn't be looking at that. That's all proprietary. 474 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,401 "Opportunities, fuck Gina"? 475 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,207 Would you believe that was here when we came in? 476 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,681 Double-A? Can I talk to you for a second? 477 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,330 Yeah. Leave me alone for a sec. 478 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,482 - What's up? - Well, okay. 479 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,642 I just saw a version of the player window 480 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,611 that apparently you approved of that says Powered by Homicide on it? 481 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,682 Oh, yeah, it does. 482 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,529 Right. Well, there's no Pied Piper logo. 483 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,285 Like, anywhere. So what's up with that? 484 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,805 Oh, well... 485 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,885 Homicide is an energy drink, 486 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,042 and "power" means energy. 487 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,805 So that's kind of confusing to the consumer, 488 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,090 so I think we're gonna keep it the way it is. 489 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,004 Uh, the whole point of doing this 490 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,811 was so that we could get our name out there. Remember? 491 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,403 I tell you what. Let's see how it goes this time, 492 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,891 the next time we'll work something out. 493 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,726 No. No. We... We can't see how it goes this time. 494 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,211 There is no next time. Okay? 495 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,726 We are racing to get our platform ready for CES. 496 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,885 And we took time away from doing that to do this so we could get PR value. 497 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,770 If no one sees the logo, then there's no PR value at all. 498 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,491 Oh, man. I'm sorry. But you get it. 499 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,370 No, I don't get it. 500 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,408 Okay, look, you have to put our logo in the viewer. 501 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,447 That's it, period. 502 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,808 Mmm... Actually, I don't have to do a damn thing. 503 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,291 - Yeah, you do. - No, I don't. 504 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,725 Okay, then neither do I. 505 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,088 Richard, don't be an asshole like your buddy Kool-Aid. Okay? 506 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,606 Just finish the build, okay? 507 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,930 You know what, Double-A? 508 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,369 Erlich was right. 509 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,521 You are an asshole. 510 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,928 In fact, you're a double-asshole! 511 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,924 What did you call me? 512 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,370 I... I called you a double-asshole. 513 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,768 'Cause, you know, you're being an asshole. 514 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,089 Double-A, Double-Asshole. You know? 515 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,522 You're twice the asshole. Twice-Hole. Double-Asshole. 516 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,327 Oh. Ew. Is that a colostomy bag? 517 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,324 Do you have any idea what it's like to be 10 years old 518 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,290 and carry your own shit around in a bag? 519 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,091 To have two assholes? 520 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,605 All right. I... I didn't know... 521 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,802 - DINESH: Hey, Richard? - We should go. 522 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,531 BLAINE: "Opportunities: urinate on Blaine's grave"? 523 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,084 "Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom, question mark"? 524 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,650 - What the fuck? - I didn't... 525 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,008 - DINESH: Richard, quickly! - But, I mean, you were being an asshole. 526 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,971 Okay, good luck. 527 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,327 (ERLICH LAUGHING) 528 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,485 To his face? 529 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,449 You called him that to his face? 530 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,761 How could you not mention the colostomy bag? 531 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,487 Because it's a very private and personal matter. 532 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,882 -It's not a laughing matter! - But you called him Double-Asshole first. 533 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,685 - Remember? In college? - Yeah, but not to his face. 534 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,560 Never to his face! Not even I'm that fucking cruel! 535 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,165 But you are! 536 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,526 I'm actually not. 537 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,491 You tore Double-Asshole a third asshole! 538 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,681 (LAUGHING) 539 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,570 Triple-A! 540 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,766 - Yeah, that was all my fault somehow? - ERLICH: God! 541 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,845 (ERLICH CONTINUES LAUGHING) 542 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,522 DINESH: Yeah, that was a big wank. 543 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,446 Since we're already set up for a live stream, might I make a suggestion? 544 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,001 Wow. 545 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,802 It looks even better than I thought it would. 546 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,730 DINESH: Is that a still image? 547 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,040 It's not frozen, is it? 548 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,487 No, it's live. It's just not moving very much 549 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,369 because it's a fucking egg. 550 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,326 But think of the wonderful things going on inside that egg. 551 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,483 The resolution in your imagination is infinite. 552 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,847 Oh, hey, we're up to 17 views. 553 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,811 Okay, well, this isn't the PR coup that we'd envisioned, 554 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,645 but Nucleus fucked up way worse. 555 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,563 At least we can go back to work knowing that we're the only middle-out compression 556 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,846 that actually functions. 557 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,888 New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc? 558 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,531 Steel-aged, drinks great during the day. 559 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,170 I can move, so you guys can stand next to each other. 560 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,366 - Jared, no. - God, dude, no. 561 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,204 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - MONICA: Come on. 562 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,408 - Russ, hey. - Good job, my man! 563 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,766 Fucking live stream looks amazing! 564 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,650 - It does? - Yeah, Homicide must be stoked! 565 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,121 - Homicide? What? - I love the new name. It's kick-ass. 566 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,202 I always thought Pied Piper was kind of a limp-dick name. 567 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,361 EndFrame is way cooler. 568 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,010 EndFrame? What? 569 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,323 ANNOUNCER: Three, two, one! Yeah! 570 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,729 - He made it. Farewell, sweet Gina. - (CROWD CHEERING) 571 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,163 "Powered by EndFrame." 572 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,083 Who the fuck is EndFrame? 573 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,731 Why is their fucking logo on this live stream? 574 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,847 EndFrame isn't you guys? 575 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,561 Oh, fuck! EndFrame is those guys that brain-raped us at Branscomb Ventures. 576 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,603 "EndFrame is a compression company 577 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,684 "specializing in middle-out compression technology." 578 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,641 Those pricks! They stole my algorithm! 579 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,451 I know guys at the FBI we could call. Were you fucking hacked? 580 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,961 Uh... 581 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,451 Actually, no. 582 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,726 Well, how did they get it then? 583 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,286 - I'm sorry'? - How did they get it then, Richard? 584 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,441 RICHARD: How did they get it? 585 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,922 Well, we... We kind of found ourselves in their conference room, 586 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,483 and accidentally sketched out our key components 587 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,285 to our algorithm's data model on their Whiteboards. 588 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,850 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 589 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,206 - RUSS: You fucking... - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 590 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,120 Russ? 591 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,410 He hung up. 592 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,724 I'd file this one under "weakness," Jared.