1 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,408 RICHARD: That was awesome. ERLICH: We just fed our hogs 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,289 to those EndFrame motherfuckers. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,441 RICHARD: I don't know. (CHUCKLES) 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,760 GILFOYLEI Oh, shit. 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,611 Richard. 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,926 - I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame. - Yeah. 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,123 Uh, sorry that that deal didn't go through, Russ, 8 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,683 but this bake-off can be huge for us. 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,411 And we should actually get started. We have a lot of work to do. 10 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,766 Yeah. 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,730 We have a lot of work to do, Richard. 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,447 A lot. 13 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,168 We have to drink this entire bottle of tequila today. 14 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,722 - What? - Bake-off, bitch. 15 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,007 Let's get fucked up. Shots, baby. 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,210 - Uh... I don't... I don't... - Richard, this is my own brand. 17 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,484 Tres Comas. 18 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:54,721 Do you know what that means in Spanish? 19 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,963 - Three... - Nope. Three commas. 20 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,321 As in, the number I'll have 21 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,721 when we are done kicking the tar out of EndFrame 22 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,723 and I make that fuck pile of lntersite money. 23 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,131 Am I right? Come on, shots. 24 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,608 - So, you're not mad? - No, of course not. 25 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,522 Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just do one shot. 26 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,809 We are going to drink to re-billionizing. 27 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,727 Okay. 28 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,086 To re-billionizing. 29 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,491 - To re-billionizing. - That's it. 30 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,601 (GAGS) 31 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,724 (BURPING AND COUGHING) 32 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,165 One more? 33 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,841 Uh... 34 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,680 Russ... (CLEARING THROAT) 35 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:39,565 We need to pay our lawyers and we need to pay our engineers, 36 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,440 so before you go, can you just write us another check, please? 37 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,682 What? No, Richard, giving you money right now 38 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,489 is the worst thing I could do for you. 39 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,567 What? Why? HOW? 40 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,641 Look what just happened. 41 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,405 I threatened to walk and you turned lean and hungry, 42 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,484 and you clawed your way into a $15-million deal. 43 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,490 And when you win this bake-off, because I gave you no money, 44 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,609 and I get my third comma back, 45 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,769 I promise you this, Richard, 46 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,808 I'm gonna come back here and you and I are gonna polish off 47 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,406 this entire motherfucking bottle of Tres Comas together. 48 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,846 Put it right up high. 49 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,122 Come on! Don't leave me hanging. 50 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,084 That's it! That's how we do business. 51 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,922 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 52 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,686 The Nucleus ad buy will be the largest in our history. 53 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,408 Awareness of this product will be unprecedented. 54 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,729 Yeah. Am I the only one concerned about overexposure? 55 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,164 Well, we haven't seen the platform yet, 56 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:48,121 but we're planning on slipping Nucleus to influential tech journalists and bloggers. 57 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,608 Because, certainly, once they see Nucleus... 58 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,129 Sorry, sorry. That strategy just sounds so inside the box. 59 00:02:55,200 --> 00:03:00,081 Might it not be more innovative to shroud Nucleus in mystery 60 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,407 until the official rollout next January? 61 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:07,569 Gavin, I'm sorry. ls everything okay with Nucleus? 62 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,364 We are on schedule, yes? 63 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,682 Because based on your assurances, 64 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,650 we've staked substantial resources on its performance. 65 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,721 (EXHALES) 66 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,811 Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel, listen to me very carefully. 67 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,527 Nucleus is on track. 68 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:28,361 And you have my word that if it fails to be everything we need it to be, 69 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,488 someone will be held responsible. 70 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,844 Me? You want me to come back to Hooli? 71 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,327 No way. It's too late. I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure. 72 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,643 My wife, my children and my mother are already back in Boston. 73 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,283 I'm here because I believe in you. 74 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,728 And because I believe we didn't believe in you enough before. 75 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,926 Yeah, you did not. 76 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:54,006 XYZ was beneath your talent. Surely you felt it. I did. 77 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,447 Why else would I lay it off on Bighetti? 78 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,766 XYZ is about the distant future. 79 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,081 But we can't wait for you. 80 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,131 We need you now, guiding critical components of our core business. 81 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,326 Components like Nucleus. 82 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:14,329 I'm sorry. Are you offering to put me in full charge of Nucleus? 83 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,843 Indeed I am. You and only you. 84 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,640 You'll get the credit and the glory. 85 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:25,681 The name Davis Bannerchek will be inextricably linked with that of Nucleus. 86 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,722 I mean, there's a chance no one will know I had anything to do with it at all. 87 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,484 Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck. Stop. 88 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,645 Who's done with the transcoding workflow? Me. 89 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,971 Good job, Carla. Or should I say, "Scrumptious"? 90 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,441 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 91 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,648 Because of the board, the scrum board. 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,331 - Oh, I get it. - Yeah. 93 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,364 Or just... I mean, not you. I mean, you could... You are. Uh... 94 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:03,685 Also, thanks to everybody for forgoing your salary this week. 95 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,449 Remember, if we win, bonuses all around, so... 96 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,486 Go team. 97 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,571 When we win. 98 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,324 - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - (SCOFFS) 99 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,765 That is rousing, Richard. 100 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,128 Yeah, so, when we win it. 101 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,161 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 102 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,889 RICHARD: Whoa. Have you guys seen this? 103 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,567 Seth, the network security guy from EndFrame, 104 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,365 just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed." 105 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,046 No way. You think we got him fired? 106 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,080 I bet we did. That's awesome. 107 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,410 Well, we never actually breached his security. 108 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,689 Remember we got Marc's login info and went through the front door? 109 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,330 So, he didn't actually do anything wrong. 110 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,606 He worked for EndFrame, the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm. 111 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,605 Yeah. So, by the transitive property, he is, therefore, also a piece of shit. 112 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,324 Well, the pieces of shit fired him. 113 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,122 So, his "piece of shit" status is reversed. 114 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,204 Okay, fine. So, the transitive property may no longer apply, 115 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,931 but the reflexive property states everything is equal to itself. 116 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,129 So, since he's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit. 117 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,368 Okay, math aside, 118 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,729 the point I'm trying to make here is we didn't actually break his code. Okay? 119 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,882 So, he's getting fired for no reason. 120 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,645 And I kind of feel bad for the guy. 121 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,640 He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere, wondering where he screwed up. 122 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,087 But he didn't screw up, 123 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,208 and he'll never know that for the rest of his life. 124 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,481 I bet you're right. 125 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,046 He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere. 126 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,724 I wish I could see that. 127 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,721 Piece of shit. 128 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,606 He's a piece of shit. 129 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,004 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 130 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,640 (DOOR OPENS) 131 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,926 ERLICH: Monica? 132 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,364 Did you forget about Jian Yang and I's pitch? 133 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,084 No, I was on my phone. 134 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,686 You talking to Benson or Hedges? (CHUCKLES) Am I right? 135 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,763 - Cigarette company. - Clever. 136 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,925 What if I told you there is an app on the market... 137 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,844 Not now. No, no, you wait until you're inside. Okay? 138 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,444 We haven't even gotten the bottle of water yet. 139 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:19,089 Head in. I'll meet you in there. I just need to finish this call. 140 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,404 Sure. Cool with a 141 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,566 Okay. 142 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,206 Water. 143 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,840 JIAN YANG: What if I told you there is an app... 144 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,402 Jian Yang, this is the assistant. We wait for the boss to pitch. 145 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,209 The woman you saw outside. Okay? 146 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,521 Oh, the lady who was smoking? You said no. 147 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,888 Sorry. Monica was smoking? Cigarettes? 148 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,086 Cigarettes. 149 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,766 No, no, no. He's confused. He's Chinese. 150 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,851 He's talking about this crack-addict prostitute we saw at the gas station. 151 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,885 She was smoking cigarettes. So sad. 152 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,241 Oh. 153 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,611 Jian Yang, what're you doing? This is Palo Alto. 154 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,728 People are lunatics about smoking here. 155 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,725 We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China. All right? 156 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,205 Where people smoke all the time. 157 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,727 I don't smoke. Except for special occasions. 158 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,484 So, you do smoke? 159 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,971 Wait, have you been smoking in my house? 160 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:19,450 No. There's no special occasion ever happen in your house. 161 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,088 See this little bald spot on my temple? 162 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,168 I've literally been tearing my own hair out. 163 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,846 I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times, 164 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,241 and all he kept sending me were these photos. 165 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,522 RICHARD: Some woman choking. Balls. 166 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,447 Choking. A pair of balls. I get it. "Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus. 167 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,486 He's such a dick. 168 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,608 How the fuck did he get into my system? At least give me a hint. 169 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,965 Something. Anything. 170 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,887 (SIGHS) 171 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,121 Fuck. 172 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,806 What if, hypothetically, 173 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:09,081 there was a certain CEO in your office that left his login information on a Post-it, 174 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:14,289 and a certain someone took it and used that to get in? 175 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,961 Are you saying Gilfoyle never penetrated my network? 176 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,844 I'm saying you weren't fired 177 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,083 because of anything to do with your security config. 178 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,846 It wasn't my fault? 179 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,204 - Oh, my God. - You know what? 180 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,287 I'm glad I came here. 181 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,362 I think it's good just to get everything out in the open... 182 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,403 That piece of shit! 183 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,642 Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me. 184 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,291 - What're you doing? No, don't call him. - Hello, Gilfoyle? 185 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,010 - It's Seth. - Don't mention me or... 186 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,890 Richard just told me about the Post-it, so fuck you! 187 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,322 You just fucked with the wrong hacker. 188 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,521 There's... There's kids. 189 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,803 I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system. Fuck you, Gilfoyle! 190 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:57,446 Fuck you, Richard! Fuck all of you Pied Piper fucks! 191 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:03,129 I actually, don't... I don't know him. I'm just here by myself. 192 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,930 Just watching and waiting. 193 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,489 I love kids. Not like that. 194 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,720 So... 195 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,203 Why would you do that? Why would you go talk to him? 196 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,204 I don't know, you know. Face-to-face meetings make things better. 197 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,806 I just felt bad for the guy, and he was not doing well. 198 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:24,045 I mean, what if I hadn't said anything and he'd have, you know, killed himself? 199 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,248 Yeah, well, there's no chance of that now, is there? 200 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,051 Richard, you don't seem to understand what's going on. 201 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,567 We hacked into EndFrame's system and stole their specs. 202 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,406 You can't go traipsing around to their former employees 203 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,404 telling them how we did it just to make them feel better. 204 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,528 You're a fucking black hat now. Act like it. 205 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,921 - What? I'm a black hat? How am I a black hat? - Shh! 206 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,161 EndFrame stole from us first. 207 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,801 And since the negative of a negative is a positive, stealing from a thief is okay. 208 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,325 It's the additive inverse property. 209 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,006 Math aside, Richard, we're all black hats now. 210 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,924 The point is, what are we gonna do about Seth? 211 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,001 How do you mean? 212 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:00,210 Well, I mean, we have an unemployed and very pissed off systems guy 213 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,410 who very publicly threatened to skullfuck our whole system. 214 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,524 He's not gonna do shit. He's a coder. 215 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,410 By definition, we're all pussies. 216 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:15,204 Look, he'll vent for half an hour and then he'll go LARPing and mogging 217 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,288 and stroke his dick for a while. 218 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:21,843 Even if he does try to crack us, Richard, I built our network security myself. 219 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,922 - I'm not worried about it at all. - So, just... 220 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,285 This doesn't concern you guys? 221 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,246 Okay, because he said, and I quote, that he was going to skullfuck us! 222 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,443 On. Hey. Hi. 223 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,321 - You have a great daughter. - WOMAN: Come on, Ashley, let's go. 224 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,283 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 225 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,881 Go for Erlich. 226 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,007 Thanks for outing me. 227 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,851 You're gay. That explains so much. 228 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,288 No, outing me for smoking. 229 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,447 I was heading home when my insane boss called me into the conference room 230 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,803 for some kind of anti-smoking intervention. 231 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:02,321 "No one ever died from secondhand heroin." Yeah, she said that. 232 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,482 - What did you say? - I said nothing. 233 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,804 Jian Yang may have let a little something slip to your boy Friday, 234 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,484 but don't worry, I covered with aplomb. 235 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,281 That little weasel tells Laurie everything. 236 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,567 On that topic, what did you think of his app? 237 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,211 Well, the fundamental idea is sound. 238 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,931 An app that helps parents find the least crowded playgrounds. 239 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,206 Good. So, you understood him. 240 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:27,286 The problem is, he's basically created the perfect tool for pedophiles to find victims. 241 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,849 Yes, and pedophiles are typically not early-adopters, 242 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,526 so we would miss out on that whole market. 243 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,285 That's problematic. 244 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,209 Well, we'll tweak it when we present it to your boss. 245 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,131 I don't think what I saw was close to ready for Laurie. 246 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,371 Oh, really, Monica? 247 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,569 Well, I'm sorry that your boss unearthed your filthy little secret, 248 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,927 but believe it or not, I actually tried to have your back, 249 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,207 and I was hoping you might do the same for me. 250 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:55,681 Then again, yourjudgment is suspect. You are a smoker. 251 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,051 I smoke a few cigarettes a week. 252 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,521 (couemwe) 253 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,449 Fine. I'll ask Laurie for five minutes, but that's it. 254 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,445 And tell Jian Yang he better bring it. 255 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,085 Monica, we may never know 256 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,125 what indecipherable Chinese province Jian Yang comes from, 257 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,044 but I know this much, 258 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,051 Jian Yang was born to bring it, and you have got to try women. 259 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,131 I mean, just give it a... 260 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,604 I'm sure the work that you have done so far has been very good. 261 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,651 But now that I am here, the real work begins, 262 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,927 and time is of the essence. 263 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,850 I'm gonna need status reports from every department. 264 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,567 Where are we? 265 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,685 We have a mobile beta on a HooliPhone. 266 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,446 You wanna see it? 267 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,291 Hmm, yeah. 268 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,241 He quit? What do you mean he quit? 269 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,170 According to security, he entered the building at 9:13. 270 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,609 He met with the Nucleus team for 11 minutes. Then he used his key card to exit the building. 271 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:05,163 Three minutes later, he was clocked at 73 in a 25 zone going past our daycare center. 272 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,729 He never returned, and he hasn't responded to our calls or e-mail. 273 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,886 Gavin, is it possible that this is a good thing? 274 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,685 Bannerchek was gonna step in at the last minute 275 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,728 and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus. 276 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,280 Now the world will know that you're responsible for Nucleus. 277 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,966 You and you alone. 278 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,201 (SIGHS) 279 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,441 Not now! 280 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:35,208 Okay, so, no attempts to externally access the system? Right? 281 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,807 No SQLi, XSS, worms, Trojans, nothing? 282 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,081 Same answer as I gave you the last three days. No. 283 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,925 Seth hasn't done shit. We're all good. 284 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,243 Richard, your paranoia has become officially tedious. 285 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,449 Okay, okay. Our platform is basically built. 286 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,525 Tomorrow, lntersite is gonna start dumping 100 terabytes of video 287 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,883 directly onto our server via fucking FTP. 288 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,731 We are gonna be the most vulnerable we've ever been. 289 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,529 And Seth is out there lurking. 290 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:10,084 Just lurking in the darknet ready to pounce, like an Internet panther, and we don't care. 291 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,960 Okay, well, frankly, your lack of paranoia is insane to me. 292 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,411 Now you're paranoid that we're not paranoid enough? 293 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,803 You're para-paranoid, Richard. 294 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,251 - Where are you going? - To the kitchen. 295 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,441 Why are you going together? 296 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,726 Are you gonna talk about me? 297 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,450 What're you looking at? You guys have got a lot of work to do. 298 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,326 (INHALES DEEPLY) 299 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,927 I'm glad you reached out. 300 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,407 And I want you to know I'm not gonna do any of those things that I threatened to do. 301 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,482 Really? Just to be clear, no skullfucking of any kind? 302 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,404 No. I guess I just needed to vent. 303 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,201 Actually, I was pretty worried that you were gonna do something crazy. 304 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,206 You can relax. 305 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,488 And please tell Gilfoyle I'm sorry for what I said, 306 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,971 and that he can relax, too. 307 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,327 Uh... 308 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,563 You don't have to worry about Gilfoyle. He couldn't have cared less. 309 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,925 - Really? - Yeah. 310 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,166 You know, I gotta be honest. I mean, I'm really glad I came back here. 311 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,369 I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle obviously said it was a bad idea, 312 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,965 especially given what happened. 313 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,840 But this just really restores my faith that face-to-face meetings are the way to... 314 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,161 That smug cocksucker didn't think I had the skills 315 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,163 to break into his system, that motherfucker. 316 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,844 What? What are you... Don't... Who are you calling? 317 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,651 - Hello, Gilfoyle. It's Seth again. - Hey, don't mention that I... 318 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,927 Richard here just told me you're not afraid of me. 319 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,731 Well, you know what I'm gonna do to you now, motherfucker? 320 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,325 Get out our here. Scatter. Scatter. 321 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,607 I'm skullfucking the shit out of your system this time. 322 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,207 How you like me now, you cocksucking, motherfucking piece of shit? 323 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,850 In our initial build, 324 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,930 we realized that the same geo-tagging technology 325 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,607 that could be used to locate uncrowded playgrounds 326 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,810 could also be used to prey on children, our greatest natural resource, 327 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,282 by one of society's worst elements, pedophiles. 328 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,725 The pedophile facing nature of the app would present marketing pain points. Yes. 329 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,007 But under Monica's guidance, 330 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,527 we realized the same technology could also be used 331 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:35,085 to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map of an even worse segment of the population. 332 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,846 - Worse than pedophiles? - Smokers. 333 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,406 Oh. 334 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,530 Because, let's face it, no one's ever died of secondhand heroin. 335 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,926 True. 336 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,767 True. 337 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,367 With our app, users can locate and thus avoid 338 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:55,571 these self-indulgent, self-destructive, negligent monsters. 339 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,085 - Negligent? - Yeah. 340 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,803 We call it "Smokation." 341 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,046 It's a clever hybrid of "smoker" and "location." 342 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,330 It's interesting. 343 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,805 It's interesting. 344 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,810 Well done. Well done. 345 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,690 So, what kind of term sheet do you think she's gonna lay on us? 346 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,888 There's a lot of work to do, 347 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,123 but you certainly knew how to play to your audience. 348 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,686 So, I'd say it looks good. 349 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,281 Oh! 350 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,010 Today is a great day. 351 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,525 What is he doing? 352 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,720 Special occasion. 353 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,807 (GROANS) 354 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,927 - Oh, shit. - You... 355 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,446 You brought cigarettes in here? 356 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,204 No, I take from her purse. 357 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,969 RICHARD: Well, this is it. 358 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,886 Our pants are basically around our ankles until this transfer is done. Anything? 359 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,200 Again, no. Nothing. 360 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,723 Okay. Well, did you sweep for... 361 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,325 Unauthorized kernel modules, yes. 362 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,563 I even purged the entire server hypervisor again. 363 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,962 DINESH: I know we are vulnerable, right now, but, Richard, we're covered, okay? 364 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,491 We severed the prod and dev net. 365 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,688 Look, you made us put our phones in a fucking Faraday cage. 366 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:12,402 We even killed the Wi-Fi and reverted back to this Stone Age hard line Ethernet switch. 367 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,682 Look at all this shit. Are we in the '90s? 368 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,166 Richard, no one is cracking our transfer. 369 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:24,610 Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state, not Sk3wl of fucking ROOt. 370 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,731 No one. 371 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,211 And in two hours and 47 minutes, when we've pulled all of lntersite's data 372 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,285 onto our servers, we're golden, so just chill the fuck out. 373 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,561 Do another Weissman test to make yourself feel better. 374 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,721 I just did. 375 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,441 Still at 5.1? 376 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,563 Uh... Actually, 5.2. 377 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,771 - Holy shit, dude. That's blazing. - Hmm. 378 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,123 Wait, so, we're actually gonna win this thing. 379 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,085 I don't know. Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes. 380 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,207 (DOOR LOCK JANGLES) 381 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,442 RUSS: Hey, quit all the fucking and let me in. 382 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,565 - Hey, come on, why's the door locked? - Coming. 383 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,369 - Are you afraid you're gonna get raped? - Jared, don't... 384 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,408 What? You're locking the door now? You don't answer my texts. What the fuck? 385 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,848 Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture right now, so... 386 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,160 What's that? 387 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,210 That is pornography, thousands of hours of it. 388 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,125 Yeah, it is. 389 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,041 Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy to walk this through with you. 390 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,566 Okay. No, no, I'm out of here. Just answer me this, are we good? 391 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,286 Uh, yes. The platform is running great. 392 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,051 But it's just really fragile right now and we have a lot to focus on. 393 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,730 So, again, probably tomorrow would be... 394 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,882 Fine, fine, but after we have tequila. (LAUGHS) 395 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,491 - What? - Shots, boys. 396 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,324 - I'm in. - No, no one's in. 397 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,084 What are... We're not doing shots right now. 398 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,926 Richard, come on, quit being such a pussy and have some tequila with your money guy. 399 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,081 You're not our money guy. 400 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,321 I'm not your money guy. Since when? 401 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,243 Since you stopped giving us money, asshole. 402 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,641 Who's an asshole? I forced you to get lean. 403 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,485 No. You forced us to hack EndFrame and break the law. 404 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,722 And now, like it or not, I'm a fucking black hat. 405 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,121 But that's okay. That's okay. That's cool. 406 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,804 We're gonna win this bake-off 407 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,281 and pay you enough money to go away forever. 408 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,486 So, take your shitty tequila 409 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,722 and your shitty jeans with fucking metal chunks on them, 410 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,165 and get the fuck out of here. 411 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,840 (RICHARD CLEARS THROAT) 412 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,046 Wow. That's... 413 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,326 That's harsh. 414 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,488 First of all, this is not shitty tequila. This is very good tequila. 415 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,049 400-year-old family-run distillery. Super high-end shit. 416 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,171 But I guess what really bums me out is I thought we got each other. 417 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,882 You know, you were my guys, you know? 418 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,041 That guy- 419 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,085 Bin Laden. 420 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,441 He fucks. 421 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,251 You know what's hard about being a billionaire, Richard? 422 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,449 You never know if someone likes you for you or for your money. 423 00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:00,088 And I guess, with you, it was all about the money, wasn't it, Richard? 424 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,247 Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even leave you the tequila because that's who I am. 425 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,410 But before I go, 426 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,240 I want you to come outside and see something. It's a gift. 427 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,407 Come on outside, everybody. Just... I won't waste your time. 428 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,760 - Just for a second. - (SIGHS) 429 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,521 MAN: No way. 430 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,729 A McLaren 650$ Spider. 431 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,048 Yup, just like the one I had to sell when I dropped below a 432 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,961 Billion. 433 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,728 What do you think, Richard? You like it? 434 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,211 Uh, wow! Uh... 435 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,045 I don't know what to say. 436 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,205 You got this for me? 437 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,361 What? 438 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,566 No, I... It's for me. I bought this for myself. 439 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,847 To celebrate you guys helping me get back to a billion. 440 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,966 That's why I came here, to show it to you. To say thank you. I'm not an asshole. 441 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,883 - You drove here with a bow on it? - No, I put it on after I parked. 442 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,327 I don't understand. 443 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,483 You got yourself a gift to prove that you're not an asshole? 444 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,687 - Right. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 445 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,807 Sorry. Hello. 446 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,564 This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of lntersite. 447 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,120 What the fuck are you doing? You're deleting all my data. 448 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,807 What the hell? What the hell? 449 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,721 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 450 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,802 - Fuck, I'm locked out of the system. - So am l. 451 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,763 - We all are. -It's just deleting everything. 452 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,205 You motherfuckers! 453 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,209 It's fucking Seth. Gilfoyle, you said you had this. 454 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,045 I thought I did. I don't... This is fucking impossible! 455 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,487 ESHWAR: You guys are killing me. I'm losing hundreds of hours of content. 456 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,451 Yeah, well, we got hacked. So, pull the plug. Shut it down on your end. 457 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,763 I can't. The disk is spinning at 100% and I don't have access. 458 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,650 Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb, and you locked me out of my own system. 459 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,051 Okay, Carla, shut it down. 460 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,562 None of the system shortcuts are responding. 461 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,251 Can't even SIGKILL the transfer. 462 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,761 It's like all of our keyboards are locked. 463 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,924 Okay, fucking... Eshwar, I can't really problem solve this 464 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,570 and talk to you on the phone at the same time, so... 465 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,926 Don't you dare fucking hang up on... 466 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,128 How the fuck did Seth do this? 467 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,850 Well, you said he was harmless. 468 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,850 Obviously I was wrong. He must be inside as root. 469 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,362 It's like he's right here in this house melting us down. 470 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,682 Can you guys just shut the fuck up? I'm trying to sleep. 471 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,048 Why the fuck would you smoke immediately after an anti-smoking pitch? 472 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,487 - Why would you do that? Why? - JIAN YANG: It's a special occasion. 473 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,607 ERLICH: Go to your room! Fuck! 474 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,926 My keyboard isn't hooked up to anything... 475 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,923 Seth is single-handedly fucking the future of this company 476 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,240 and there's nothing we can do about it! 477 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,210 Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. 478 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,611 It just stopped deleting. 479 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,441 Hey, guys. 480 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,442 I think it's this. 481 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,325 - RICHARD: What the fuck? -It's happening again. 482 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,928 - No, no, no! Stop doing that! - Take it off! Take it off! 483 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,047 Huh. 484 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,441 The Tres Comas bottle was on the delete key. It was... 485 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,401 The corner of it. 486 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,810 It was just... it just got on there. 487 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,242 That's not great, but... 488 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,371 Good now. Here you go. 489 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,281 I'm gonna... 490 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,606 I gotta go. 491 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,569 Did we delete over 9,000 hours of your premium content? 492 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,443 Yes, we did. 493 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,604 And that is bad, certainly. 494 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,643 But the way we did it. 495 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,369 See, our compression is so incredibly powerful 496 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,411 that we were able to delete all those files 497 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,087 at a rate that until now was unthinkable. 498 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,369 If we're considering just raw speed. 499 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,170 So, uh, just bear in mind, 500 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,483 you know, when making your final decision, 501 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:56,885 had EndFrame accidentally put a tequila bottle on their delete key, 502 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:04,163 I guarantee, they would have struggled to delete half the amount of files that we did. 503 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,607 At best. 504 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,483 Or worst. I could also... 505 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,483 lcould... l... 506 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,131 - Ended up being the worst. - Worst. 507 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,001 - Definitely. - Yeah. 508 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,686 But you know what? Um... 509 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,845 L.- 510 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,328 I'm actually glad that we came here today, all of us, 511 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,771 because this is good. 512 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,288 Because now more than ever, in these times, 513 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,923 meeting face-to-face... 514 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,965 Get out. 515 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,047 - All of us or just... - Now. All of you. 516 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,851 Okay. 517 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,571 Thank you for your time. 518 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,523 I would be remiss if I didn't mention that 519 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,008 your sites are some of my primary destinations... 520 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,445 - Out. - Okay.