1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,246 Hello? 2 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,128 Can anyone hear me? 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,047 DINESH: This is unbelievable. 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:20,131 There are 7,000 people watching this stream, and it's working flawlessly. 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,801 Rebuffering events are below 0.5%. 6 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,360 GILFOYLE: Even when his sobbing shakes the camera, 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,601 there's no blocking at all. 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,045 I mean, the quality is great. 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,167 Why? 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,203 More good news. There's a storm coming. 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,328 There's no way the EMS guys can get up there. 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,129 This could go on all day. 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,168 Appreciate your cooperation here, gentlemen. 14 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,285 We'll see you this afternoon. 15 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,291 Richard, I'm sorry about that. 16 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,084 Oh, no, it's fine. 17 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,928 The lead counsel of the company that's suing us 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,525 just marched their engineer through the house 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,082 to make sure the platform they want to seize is ready for them. (SCOFFS) 20 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,601 Felt great. 21 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,690 It's like they assume they've already won. 22 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,083 Is there any chance they haven't? 23 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,764 ERLICH: God damn it, Richard! 24 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,561 In addition to stealing two of my four-packs of Fage yogurt, 25 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,927 your ship-jumping coder cunts 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,288 happened to walk off with the rest of our toilet paper, so that... 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,361 Hmm. 28 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,845 Speaking of shit that can't be wiped away and flushed, 29 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,644 how are you, Mr. Mohanahan? 30 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,926 Morning, Mr. Bachman. 31 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,644 I don't suppose you have anything to say to me 32 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,085 by way of an apology? 33 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,842 - For? - For the embarrassing ordeal 34 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,163 that you put me through yesterday in front of over nine people. 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,643 I think you should be the one apologizing, Mr. Bachman. 36 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,167 You lost your composure and ruined our entire case. 37 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,089 I'll see you gentlemen at 3:00. 38 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,208 I shan't be attending, out of contempt, 39 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,362 so this will have to serve as our goodbye. 40 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,690 Don't let the door hit ya where God split ya. 41 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,046 - I'm sorry. - No. 42 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,527 - Richard, I'll see you there? - Yeah. 43 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,886 Uh, Pete? 44 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,410 Do we have any chance of winning this? 45 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:04,609 When you hired me, I told you I would never lie to you, Richard. 46 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,690 Yeah, that's true. You did. 47 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,525 I'll see you at 3:00. 48 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,008 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,162 - Oh, hello, neighbor. - Neighbor. 50 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,531 Not for long. Louise helped me sell my house. 51 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,009 The ferret laws are much more enlightened in Arizona. 52 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,844 Arizona, huh? 53 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,081 You'll be dead in a month. 54 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,249 We'll miss you. 55 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,367 This your home? 56 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,441 Indeed it is. 57 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,530 Are you interested in selling? It's a great time. 58 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,171 Not interested. There are people in there who depend on me, 59 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,528 human people, not weasel animals. 60 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,806 It's a ferret. 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,086 - Weasels. - NOAH: Ferrets! 62 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,527 Corner lot, good square footage, 63 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,922 I could probably get you a lot more than I got Noah. 64 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,963 How much did you get him? 65 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,681 Wait. You're selling the house just like that? 66 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,684 It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it. 67 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,441 - But what about your incubator? - What about it, Jared? 68 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,249 Pied Piper has caked its pants, 69 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,927 Jian Yang's chances of investment have literally gone up in smoke, 70 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,401 and you heard what Monahan said in court yesterday. 71 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,485 Market forces and random events have conspired against me 72 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,922 to make the success of my incubator all but impossible. 73 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,562 Functionally, all I've really achieved is running a flop house where guys have shat, 74 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,961 jerked off and paid me no rent. 75 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,606 MAN". Why won't anyone come get me? 76 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,728 Well, we have accomplished one other thing. 77 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,689 We're up over 20,000 viewers. 78 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,489 Holy shit. Really? 79 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,165 Yeah, Buzzfeed linked to us. 80 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,890 Now we're picking up on Reddit. 81 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,930 This guy falling off a cliff is the first good luck we've had. 82 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,326 And right as we're gaining traction, 83 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,244 we have to hand it all over to Gavin fucking Belson. 84 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,129 This is fucked. 85 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,402 We can't give it to him 86 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,084 if we don't have it to give. 87 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,401 What do you mean? 88 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,960 We do have it to give, and we have to give it. 89 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:11,171 100% of what he's trying to take from us exists digitally on servers in this house. 90 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,323 If we nuke them, there's nothing for him to seize. 91 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,881 As far as he knows, it's an accident. 92 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,325 No one would believe that. 93 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:23,850 Two weeks ago, we accidentally erased one-third of lntersite's entire library. 94 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,527 I think we've established our ineptitude beyond a reasonable doubt. 95 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,450 Fuck it. 96 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,931 I say we delete everything. 97 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,361 No.No.No.No. 98 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,726 Guys, that's not what we do. We don't destroy things. 99 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,564 Not on purpose, anyway. 100 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,291 Right? Isn't that the whole reason why you got into this in the first place, 101 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,203 to build cool shit? 102 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,649 I mean, look at that livestream. It's fucking perfect. 103 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,808 And even if Hooli ends up owning it, 104 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,645 we built it, with no resources 105 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,122 and a fucking stream of endless obstacles. 106 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,931 I don't know, I mean, I kind of want to see how big it can get, 107 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,322 right up until the point where Gavin Belson has to fucking take it from us. 108 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,481 (PHONE BUZZES) 109 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,166 Guys, who is Manny Pa-qui-oh? 110 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,642 Pacquiao? He's one of the most famous people on the planet Earth. 111 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,326 Oh! Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino legislator. 112 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,761 No, boxer. 113 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,161 Okay, well, he just tweeted a link to our livestream. 114 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,368 And he has almost two million followers. 115 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,286 Oh, fuck. 116 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,681 Oh, fuck. 117 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,041 We got to scale up if we're going to handle that kind of traffic. 118 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,326 DINESH: I'm gonna compress the manifests. 119 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,164 I'll kill the highest bitrate to give us more headroom. 120 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,366 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 121 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,171 I've always wanted to be part of a suicide pact. 122 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,083 - What? - That's not what we're doing. 123 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,691 Hey, Gilfoyle, we're up to 50,000 views. 124 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,525 Whoa. It is, like, 500 degrees in here. 125 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,007 Yeah. Anton is really starting to sweat. 126 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,686 Yeah, I still can't believe you gave the servers a man's name. 127 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,127 Sorry, I couldn't remember your mother's name. 128 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,168 Hey, why don't I just open up the garage door? 129 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,446 Let some fresh air in here. 130 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,126 Yeah, sure, if you want the cooling system to shut down 131 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,690 and everything in here to turn to magma. 132 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,764 Actually, with all the new servers I have running, 133 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,611 we're about to max out the amperage and blow the main breaker anyway. 134 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,002 Sooner or later, Gilfoyle's servers are gonna fail, and then it's all done. 135 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,248 My servers can handle 10 times the traffic 136 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,051 if they weren't busy apologizing for your shit codebase. 137 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,805 DINESH: Oh, yeah? Well, my codebase could handle this traffic, 138 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,723 fuck your mother, make a video of it, upload it, 139 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,041 -and even that video would not rebuffer. - Hey, Pete. 140 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,125 Hey, I just heard from the judge. He's gonna call us in an hour early. 141 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,964 Early? What does that mean? 142 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,567 Well, it's either a very good or a very bad sign. 143 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,281 Well, actually, it's almost always bad. 144 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,329 I take it back. It's a bad thing. 145 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,481 Why don't you head over, I'll see you when you get there, okay? 146 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,526 Hey. guys, I gotta go. 147 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:41,967 It's time. 148 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,008 Try to keep it online as long as you can, okay? 149 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,321 (CRYING) Why? 150 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,563 - The picture quality is remarkable. - Mmm-hmm. 151 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:58,483 And this is all hosted at a data center they built themselves in their garage. 152 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,164 MAN: Please help me. MONICA: That's right. 153 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,248 - Very impressive. - MAN: Please someone help me! 154 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,767 It's already becoming a meme in the Philippines. Look. 155 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,729 - (GUITAR PLAYING IN TUNE) - Why won't anyone come help me? 156 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,609 Can anyone hear me? 157 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,281 (LAUGHS) 158 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,681 MAN: Hello? 159 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,207 And Filipinos find this amusing? 160 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,611 - MAN: Can anyone hear me? - Apparently. 161 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,603 Please help me. 162 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,124 I've lost all feeling below the waist. 163 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,487 - Why? - They are a fascinating people. 164 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,561 How are the numbers? 165 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,008 Unless people start getting bored and tuning out, we're gonna hit our capacity. 166 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,650 Fuck. 167 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,449 MAN". I'm so dehydrated. 168 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,166 I'm gonna have to urinate into my water bottle. 169 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,641 Uh, this guy's gonna drink his own piss? 170 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,485 That's too good. We're gonna fail by succeeding. 171 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,848 Jared, I need you to plug those servers in now. 172 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,046 Aye-aye, captain. 173 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,771 What a shit-circus. Good riddance. 174 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,520 - You're never gonna sell. - What? 175 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,523 I mean, look what's happening here. It's magical. 176 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,681 The only thing magical 177 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,128 is how much this house has appreciated in the last three years, Jared. 178 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,167 I'm selling. 179 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,811 I mean, that's just money. it has no real value. 180 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,447 It literally defines value. 181 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,124 Look at this check. All right? 182 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,726 You can't actually cash it, but think about what it represents. 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,370 It's priceless. 184 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,091 Jared, I saw your entire HR file. 185 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,605 It was in the Hooli disclosure. 186 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,648 You had a fat salary and stock options. 187 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,087 By now, you would be a senior VP. 188 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,607 But instead, you walked away to wrangle extension cords 189 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,923 for a company that will be defunct in maybe 30 hours. 190 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,802 If you're not kicking yourself, even just a little bit, 191 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,530 you are objectively insane. 192 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,207 I can always find another job, but look at us doing this. 193 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,965 It's intoxicating. Don't act like it's not magical. 194 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,081 It is. 195 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,207 (BANGING) 196 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,441 What the fuck is that? 197 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,520 Jesus Christ! 198 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,526 What the fucking fuck? 199 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,407 Hey, guys. 200 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,051 On the day that I'm showing the place? Are you serious? 201 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,884 I had to shorten up the cable run, so... 202 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,008 This is the shortest distance to the garage. Had to do it. 203 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,806 It's magical. 204 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,201 Huh. 205 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,728 RICHARD: So, start with the wide end. 206 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,481 Oh, Richard. 207 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,011 (WATER RUNNING) 208 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,529 Here, let me help you with that. 209 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,766 - May I? - Uh... 210 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,929 - Relax. - Okay. 211 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,604 Just gonna tie your tie. 212 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,685 All right. 213 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,726 I feel terrible it's come to this, Richard. 214 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,211 But who knows? 215 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,250 Sometimes things like this are for the best. 216 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,607 I know this one is for me. 217 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:49,444 (CLEARS THROAT) If you hadn't blackmailed me into this arbitration, 218 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,046 I was gonna have to go in front of the Hooli Board of Directors 219 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:56,364 and ask for $250 million to buy you out. 220 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,130 Wow. $250 million? 221 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,247 Believe it or not, 222 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,483 your algorithm is the only way to make Nucleus work. 223 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,370 I was ready to pay whatever it took. 224 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,601 Let me ask you this. 225 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,126 If I offered you 10 million for Pied Piper right now, 226 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,602 before we even go in there, would you take it? 227 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,966 Really? You'd do that? 228 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,930 (LAUGHS) No, of course not. 229 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,241 I'm about to get it for free. I'm just fucking with you. 230 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:26,167 I'm sure you'll come up with plenty more once-in-a-lifetime ideas, Richard. 231 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,561 Or not. 232 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,807 There you go. 233 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,641 Mmm-hmm. 234 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,530 Good luck in there, Richard. 235 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,324 Gilfoyle, what are you doing? 236 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,890 Jamming the breakers so they don't trip. 237 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,002 That's not a huge fucking fire hazard? 238 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,731 Yeah, of course it is. This whole shit box could go up at any second. 239 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,131 No, no. No. No fires in here. 240 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,487 I already had that conversation with Jian Yang, I think. 241 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,562 Two hundred thousand views. Fuck! 242 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,723 Gilfoyle, we need to build the caching mechanisms now! 243 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,643 It's the only way the clusters will scale. 244 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,881 Okay, sounds good. Do it. 245 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,327 I can't do it on my own, Gilfoyle! 246 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,210 Hey, Erlich, I need another coder here! None of these guys can help me. 247 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,487 Sorry, amigo. I don't code anymore. 248 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,483 - (KNOCKING) - Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 249 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,927 Well, then we're fucked. This thing is gonna crash any second. 250 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,201 Mr. Bachman, 251 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,607 - I am sorry to drop in on you like this... - DINESH: Erlich, Seriously! 252 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,966 -...but I have got the buyers here. - DINESH: Shit! 253 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,530 He's gonna drink his own piss! 254 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,445 - Gilfoyle, I need some fucking help! - Sorry, Louise, 255 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,729 -this isn't a great time. I'm entertaining... - GILFOYLE: I told you already, I'm busy! 256 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,804 ...and I have some minor cosmetic repairs to do before I show the house. 257 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,763 Oh, no, they don't even need to look inside. 258 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,087 They only want the property for the lot value. 259 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,811 - DINESH: Seriously, I can't do this by myself! - Lot value? Meaning? 260 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,329 You have to realize your house is a total teardown, right? 261 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,565 They want to tear this place down? 262 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,728 DINESH: Gilfoyle, the caching mechanisms! We're gonna crash! 263 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,609 GILFOYLE: I told you, get Erlich to do it. 264 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:49,886 DINESH: Richard said keep it online! 265 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,724 - Uh, Mr. Bachman. - DINESH: I can't do this by myself! 266 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,406 They want to make an offer right now, all cash. 267 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,689 Mr. Bachman, I think you would be foolish to turn this down. 268 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,926 Did you just call me a fool? 269 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,968 - No. All I meant was... - Madam, 270 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,249 you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home. 271 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,324 A home that happens to be the world headquarters of a company 272 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,609 keeping streaming video of a man who's about to drink his own urine 273 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,251 online for tens of thousands of Filipinos. 274 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,607 Does that sound like foolishness to you? 275 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,446 So, you can tell your clients, respectfully, that they may go fuck themselves. 276 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,001 (SLAMS) 277 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,967 (CRYING) 278 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,001 (MAN CRYING) 279 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,766 All right, I'm gonna start compiling varnish to cache the manifest. 280 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,923 Dinesh, you reduce the seeds in the P2P swarm, got it? 281 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,126 Let's fucking do this. 282 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,651 I knew you wouldn't sell. 283 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,566 Jared, respectfully, shut the fuck up. I'm working. 284 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,005 (SIZZLING) 285 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,487 MAN". I don't wanna drink my pee. 286 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,440 What's that smell? 287 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,081 ...which I weighed in making my final decision. 288 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,647 A decision I do not take lightly. 289 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,526 Now, in concerning... 290 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,931 (MAN CRYING ON PHONE) 291 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,690 Mr. Hendricks, are you on your phone? 292 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,881 No. 293 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,723 It says, "Aim at the base of the fire." That's the servers. 294 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,087 If you hit those servers, you kill our livestream, Jared. 295 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,605 All right. I don't know what to do! 296 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,969 - Maybe we should do verbal SWOT analysis? - DINESH: 298,000! 299,000! 297 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,411 Our check is burning! 298 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,482 He's drinking his own urine. He's drinking his piss. 299 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,164 We're up over 300,000 viewers! 300 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,130 - Hello? I'm down here! Hello? - (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) 301 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,486 DINESH: Wait, who the fuck is that guy? 302 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,642 Wait, wait. They're rescuing him. 303 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,530 (CRYING) Why did it take you so long? 304 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,170 Wait. He shut it off. 305 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,971 290, 270... Everyone's leaving. 306 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,371 It's over. 307 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,521 Holy shit. 308 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,644 - We did it. - We fucking did it. 309 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,609 We stayed online till the end. 310 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,287 (LAUGHING) 311 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,646 Fuck,yeah. 312 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,721 (LAUGHING) 313 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,925 - (ELECTRICITY FRIZZLES) - Oh! 314 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,684 I wonder if Richard got to see that. 315 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,891 ...which is why I had no recourse 316 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:15,045 but to rule that, since Mr. Hendricks, by his own admission, 317 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,205 used Hooli equipment to facilitate the development of Pied Piper, 318 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,689 then pursuant to California Labor Code, 319 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,971 Hooli has a right to ownership of Pied Piper's underlying IP. 320 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,723 - MAN: Congrats. - (CHATTERING) 321 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,484 - Congratulations. - Well done. 322 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,929 - Very well done. - Congratulations. 323 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,162 You did a very good job, very impressive. 324 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,210 PETE: Richard, I'm sorry. 325 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,645 I really am. 326 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,643 We're now at 78 viewers, which still seems high. 327 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,688 Like, who's watching a blank screen? 328 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,410 We never went down, gents. 329 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,606 Anton really carried us. 330 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,569 DINESH: Oh, one, still a weird name, 331 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,291 and two, this was a win for our software stack. 332 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,125 Your software can choke on my fat fucking balls. 333 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,486 Guys. 334 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,564 Richard just texted me. 335 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,641 He says delete it. 336 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,571 - What? - He says, 337 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,127 "We just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now." 338 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,810 (SOFTLY) Motherfucker. 339 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,370 Now, Pied Piper, you conceded on all of these minor counts. 340 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,411 Accordingly, on the count of wrongful solicitation, 341 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,883 I find Richard Hendricks did indeed breach his contract with Hooli 342 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:37,329 when he hired away a Hooli employee, one Donald Dunn, 343 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,644 AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently. 344 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,610 But this is where things get interesting. 345 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,606 Mr. Belson, there is language in this contract 346 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,207 that the California Supreme Court has deemed unlawful. 347 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,684 Preventing Mr. Dunn from seeking employment elsewhere 348 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,843 is a violation of his rights. 349 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,490 Are you aware of this? 350 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,009 I was not, but I'm willing to drop that count altogether 351 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,241 if it makes things easier. 352 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,643 Well, here's the thing. 353 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,042 This clause was unlawful 354 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,648 when you included it in Mr. Hendricks' employment agreement. 355 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,530 Right. As I said, I'm willing to just move past this. 356 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,001 See, again, I don't think you understand. 357 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,163 If Mr. Hendricks hadn't hired Mr. Dunn, 358 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,847 or you hadn't pursued him for that hire, 359 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,685 I'm not sure I would've noticed the violation. 360 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,280 But you did, so I did. 361 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,681 (SOFTLY) What's happening? 362 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,125 Justice, baby. 363 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,282 And what I find is, 364 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,170 this is an unenforceable contract. 365 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,969 It is null and void. 366 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:49,524 So, effectively, Mr. Hendricks never had a valid employment agreement with Hooli. 367 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:55,767 As a result, Hooli has no claim to ownership of Pied Piper's underlying IP. 368 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,888 That is my ruling. 369 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,961 And per your arbitration agreement, it is binding and final. 370 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,804 Thank you, everyone. 371 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:15,049 What the fuck just happened? We lost? You gotta be fucking kidding me! 372 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,044 We won. We won, right? I mean, Pied Piper is ours? 373 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,167 Richard, not long ago, 374 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,891 emergency workers pulled me out of the flaming wreckage 375 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,962 -of my Mercury Grand Marquis. - All right. 376 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,570 Today, you pulled me out of the flaming wreckage of my life, 377 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,290 and those flames burn far hotter. 378 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,646 - Sure. - For that, I thank you. 379 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,721 Yeah, you're welcome. 380 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,326 I used to take a tampon, soak it in grain alcohol, 381 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,323 and stick it up into my rectum. 382 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,765 That got me high, Richard, 383 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,650 but not half as high as the drug you just gave me. 384 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,085 You know what that drug's called? 385 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,961 No. 386 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,366 A second chance. 387 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,568 Right on. Uh... 388 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,210 Well, thank you. You did great. 389 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,000 Great job. 390 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,290 Wow! I mean, I totally thought we were gonna lose that. 391 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,169 I actually told the guys to... 392 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,725 Oh, my God. 393 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,804 All right, I just wrote a mod of DBAN. 394 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,726 As soon as we run it, it will delete the entire code repository. 395 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,690 Pied Piper will literally vanish. 396 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,365 - (PHONE BEEPING) - Wait, what? What? 397 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,289 No. No, no, no. Fuck! 398 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,681 Ah... 399 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,124 Are we sure we have to do this? 400 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,770 You read the text, Jared. 401 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,605 If anything had changed, Richard would have called by now. Right? 402 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,170 Shit, no! God damn it. 403 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,522 (KEYS CLATTERING) 404 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,761 (EXCLAIMS) 405 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:44,567 So all you have to do is press that button, and the entire platform's obliterated. 406 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,371 And no one will ever be able to recover it. 407 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,960 Yep, one click and poof. 408 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:54,568 "The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." 409 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,561 Frank Herbert, Dune. 410 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,767 All right then. Here we go. 411 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,082 Three, two, one... 412 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,321 Wait, wait. 413 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,290 Shouldn't we drink one last toast to Pied Piper 414 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,567 before we burn it to the fucking ground? 415 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,644 All right. As long as God isn't involved and there's beer. 416 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,290 Okay. Okay. 417 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,409 But if we're claiming this happened before the ruling, 418 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,766 we should do it quickly. 419 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,321 Damn. Hey, I need to use your phone. 420 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,050 Sorry, I can only allow that for customers. 421 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,122 I'm just gonna use it. 422 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,247 Oh, shit. 423 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,924 I don't know any of their numbers. They're all on my phone. (CHUCKLES) 424 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,805 God damn it! Fuck! 425 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,851 I need to use your phone to email my friend so he doesn't delete Pied Piper. 426 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,081 Please. 427 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,241 (BUS DOOR HISSES) 428 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,125 Bus? Okay. 429 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,486 - ALL: To Pied Piper. - (BOTTLES CLINKING) 430 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,521 Wait, is this a wheat beer? 431 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,284 I can't drink this without a lemon. 432 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,044 Noah's got a lemon tree. 433 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,690 Fuck him over one last time? 434 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,762 Okay, but then we're... 435 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,450 - Then we're gonna do it. - Yeah. 436 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,249 Thank you so much for letting me use your phone. 437 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,882 Just one email and I'm done, I swear. 438 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,043 As long as you don't shit, piss, or puke on my bus, it's all good. 439 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,640 Okay. 440 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,645 I hope it's not weird that the email's coming from your account. 441 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,766 (COMPUTER tunes) 442 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,646 I did not know lemon trees had thorns. 443 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,085 Wait. 444 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,322 This one has like a bruise on it. 445 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,801 Hmm. 446 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,243 No response. Nothing. 447 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,851 Fuck. 448 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,451 Hey, thanks. 449 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,091 Don't get that shitty one. Get that nice one up there. 450 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,243 Yeah, I think the ferrets have nibbled some of the lower ones. 451 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,529 (PANTING) 452 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,248 Okay, there's no way I could have squirted this lemon 453 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,243 in your eye on purpose from this distance. 454 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,970 I'm not a fucking lemon sniper. 455 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,691 - You'd be more of a lemon suicide bomber. - (KNOCKING FRANTICALLY) 456 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,603 - RICHARD: Guys. Guys! -It's Richard. 457 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,682 Why is he knocking? He has my keys. 458 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,171 We need to delete it before he comes in. 459 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,321 RICHARD: Let me in! 460 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,084 Richard. Richard. 461 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,811 Don't delete it. 462 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,685 Did you delete it? 463 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,361 Oops. 464 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,808 Oops? What does that mean, "Oops"? 465 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,449 You said "delete." 466 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,521 Fuck. 467 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,967 Oh, wait. 468 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,286 - Hold on. - What? 469 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,600 Gilfoyle, what's happening? What? 470 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,971 That's weird. Kernel panic. The whole system just crashed. 471 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,044 So, what does that mean? Did you delete Pied Piper or not? 472 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,688 - NOpe_ "(SIGHS) 473 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,330 We definitely did not. 474 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,164 All thanks to Dinesh's garbage code. 475 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,722 The software you wrote to delete our software just shit the bed. 476 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,689 - No surprise. - No, my software's fine. 477 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,171 It's 'cause it's running on your shit hardware. 478 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,244 GILFOYLE: My hardware handled everything else just fine... 479 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,129 DINESH: It caught fucking fire! -...until your shit software 480 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,645 spread like a virus and killed it. 481 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,846 - Restart it! Restart it! - I will restart it. 482 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,764 No, no, no, don't restart it. Don't restart it. 483 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,081 We won. 484 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,810 - We won? - We won? 485 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,845 Yeah, we beat Gavin Belson, and we won. 486 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,001 Holy shit. 487 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,570 (LAUGHING) 488 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,961 We won. 489 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,163 What the fuck happened here? 490 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,321 Magic. 491 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,129 Gilfoyle's shit hardware caught fire. 492 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,487 No, 'cause your shit software was slowing it down. 493 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,528 And then Erlich coded and it gave me chills. 494 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,443 Gilfoyle made a hole in the wall. 495 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,521 - Look! - GILFOYLE: I did. 496 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,761 JARED: It was frightening. (LAUGHS) 497 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,848 Did you hear he just lost the Pied Piper suit? 498 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,969 That's nothing. They're saying half of all Hooli employment agreements 499 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,242 may be legally invalid. 500 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,288 You don't think the board will get rid of him, do you? 501 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,771 Maybe. 502 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,649 - Two, please. - MAN: Sure, coming right up. 503 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,850 I'm hearing a lot of chatter about that Nelson Bighetti guy over at XYZ. 504 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,843 I mean, three promotions in a year? 505 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,730 President of Hooli Cancer and AIDS societies? 506 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,450 That doesn't just happen. 507 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,769 He must be smart as hell. 508 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,121 Gavin, come in. 509 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,011 (SOFTLY) Motherfuck. 510 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,361 Wait, what? 511 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,445 I am rarely wrong about these things. 512 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,803 You have an aura about you. 513 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:28,206 An aura that if carefully managed by someone with the necessary spiritual expertise, 514 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,481 could be harnessed to great effect. 515 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,560 Okay. 516 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,321 RUSS: Monica. 517 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,881 Russ, what are you doing here? 518 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,726 Question. What's got two thumbs and three commas? 519 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,047 ThiS QUY- 520 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,687 - What? - RUSS: Yeah. 521 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,922 Like, 10 minutes after boy genius won his lawsuit, 522 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,240 your boss lady gave me a call. 523 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,765 We just did a deal. 524 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,366 She put me back over a (GRUNTS) 525 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,528 -it means a billion. - Yeah, I got it. 526 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,360 I got a lot of cars, you know, 527 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,681 if you want to go for a drive some time. 528 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,361 Got my own. 529 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,291 Does it go like this? 530 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,083 Does it go like this? No? 531 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,045 Think about it. 532 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,571 MONICA: Laurie. 533 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,689 I just ran into Russ Hanneman leaving. 534 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,730 He said you made him some kind of, uh, a deal. 535 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,926 Yes. 536 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,482 He was substantially difficult, truly repugnant. 537 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,690 And when we finalized our agreement, he described his erection to me. 538 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,480 But in the end, 539 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,962 I managed to buy 100% of his interest in Pied Piper. 540 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,923 Let us never speak of him again. 541 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,203 (CHUCKLES) Well, that is fine by me, 542 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,082 and I'm so glad that you got him away from Pied Piper. 543 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,329 I mean, now that their suit has been resolved, 544 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,768 I think that they're about to become something really special. 545 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,170 Their core technology, it's visionary. 546 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,241 Absolutely. 547 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,166 Also, the entirety of their recent stumbles 548 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,242 with Homicide, with lntersite, 549 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:12,521 with the very decision to pursue video instead of more pioneering applications, 550 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,410 this was all rooted in human error, 551 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,485 which is why I found it prudent to secure Hanneman's shares, 552 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,043 his voting rights, and, most critically, his board seats. 553 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,847 Right. Russ has two board seats. 554 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,246 He did. 555 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,088 Now, Hendricks votes one, 556 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,522 Bachman votes one, 557 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,251 and we, at Raviga, 558 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,810 we vote three. 559 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,165 That is a majority. 560 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,644 We can now take the necessary steps 561 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,246 to ensure that Pied Piper is properly managed. 562 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,520 (STUTTERS) 563 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,523 What are you saying? (CHUCKLES) 564 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,166 I don't understand. 565 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,529 Monica, I believe you do. 566 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,570 ALL: (CHANTING) Always blue! Always blue! 567 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,371 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! 568 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,481 (YELLING) 569 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,125 - That was a long one. - (PHONE BUZZING) 570 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,406 DINESH: It's not the first time I've heard that. 571 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,370 Monica, what's up? When are you getting here? 572 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,446 The party has already started, and it's getting pretty crazy. (LAUGHS) 573 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,045 ERLICH: I have yet to smoke weed. 574 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,760 - What's wrong? - JARED: This is the best day of my life. 575 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,842 - Um, okay. - GILFOYLE: And yet, no girls. 576 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,251 There's nothing to it, it's just luck. 577 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,845 Okay, well, then do it. 578 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,081 Beat my 43. 579 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,083 - Beat my 43. - ERLICH: I'd like to smoke weed. 580 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,640 DINESH: That's the difference between you and me, you smoke weed all day, 581 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,926 I learn a valuable skill. 582 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,048 Richard, are you okay? 583 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,726 Yeah, who died? 584 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,801 Um... 585 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,120 What just happened? 586 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,407 Well, apparently, 587 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:51,203 Raviga held an emergency meeting of Pied Piper's Board of Directors. 588 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,481 Oh, no. 589 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:58,488 And they voted to remove me as CEO of my own company. 590 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,003 I just got fired. 591 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,169 And what about me?