1 00:00:08,207 --> 00:00:09,289 Here it is. 2 00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:11,625 This is your future. 3 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,461 One of your Pied Piper boxes 4 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,597 would go right here in this rack. 5 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,719 Okay. 6 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,304 Okay. 7 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:26,023 Let me show you the next location 8 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:28,192 in which we would install one of your boxes. 9 00:00:32,147 --> 00:00:35,315 Richard. What the fuck are we doing here? 10 00:00:35,401 --> 00:00:37,150 I don't like it any more than you do. 11 00:00:37,236 --> 00:00:38,902 I told Jack we'd come check this place out 12 00:00:38,988 --> 00:00:40,204 and then we'd have a discussion. 13 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:41,822 I can't believe you suggested the idea 14 00:00:41,907 --> 00:00:43,207 of building a fucking appliance. 15 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:44,408 I didn't, okay? 16 00:00:44,493 --> 00:00:46,877 I pitched it as an example of what not to do 17 00:00:46,962 --> 00:00:48,579 and the fucking sales guys ran with it. 18 00:00:48,664 --> 00:00:49,796 I didn't want to go to enterprise. 19 00:00:49,915 --> 00:00:51,381 You were the ones who said it would be fine. 20 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:53,050 - No, we didn't say that. - You said it all the time. 21 00:00:53,135 --> 00:00:55,586 That's not what we said. That is not... 22 00:00:55,671 --> 00:00:57,254 Here it is. This is where another one 23 00:00:57,339 --> 00:00:59,473 of your Pied Piper boxes would go. 24 00:01:03,762 --> 00:01:04,845 Okay. Good. 25 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:07,180 Okay. Let me show you the next location 26 00:01:07,266 --> 00:01:09,683 - in which we would install... - Actually, you know what? 27 00:01:09,768 --> 00:01:12,603 Sorry. No offense, but once you see one space in a rack, 28 00:01:12,738 --> 00:01:14,438 you've kind of seen them all. 29 00:01:14,523 --> 00:01:16,440 That's what I used to think... 30 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:18,275 until I saw them all. 31 00:01:20,112 --> 00:01:22,162 Would you like to see your desks? 32 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:23,864 - Our desks? - What? 33 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,667 This is where we would install 34 00:01:26,785 --> 00:01:28,702 a Pied Piper engineer. 35 00:01:30,289 --> 00:01:33,790 Sorry. Why, exactly, would we need to be here? 36 00:01:33,926 --> 00:01:39,179 Your sales representative promised 24-hour-a-day, on-site maintenance... 37 00:01:39,298 --> 00:01:40,931 at least for the first year. 38 00:01:41,016 --> 00:01:44,518 So, one of us would have to be down here 39 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,436 for a year? 40 00:01:46,522 --> 00:01:49,189 Even at night? 41 00:01:49,308 --> 00:01:52,142 There's really no difference between day and night down here, 42 00:01:52,227 --> 00:01:54,394 so it makes things easy. 43 00:01:55,731 --> 00:01:59,366 Okay, well, we should probably get going. Now. 44 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:00,984 - Almost right now. - Yeah, right now even. 45 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,238 Okay. There are 16 stairwells. 46 00:02:05,324 --> 00:02:06,823 Which one would you like to see first? 47 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,793 Just whatever's as fast as possible. 48 00:02:09,878 --> 00:02:12,496 - Your favorite one. - Hmm. 49 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,799 Okay. 50 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:25,509 - Oh! - You see these fucking mole people? 51 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:29,346 Hey, where did John go? 52 00:02:29,431 --> 00:02:31,648 Oh shit. Did he go in a room? 53 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,768 No. Uh... probably around here. 54 00:02:36,271 --> 00:02:37,404 Hey, John? 55 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,073 - John? - Oh. Uh... John? 56 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:42,242 - John! - Oh shit. 57 00:02:43,362 --> 00:02:44,361 John! 58 00:02:44,446 --> 00:02:47,831 - Where is he? John! - John! 59 00:02:55,102 --> 00:02:59,446 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 60 00:02:59,928 --> 00:03:01,044 We can't take my algorithm 61 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,513 and put it in a box and bury it at Maleant. 62 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:06,049 - We just can't. - I think this thing is dead. 63 00:03:06,935 --> 00:03:09,970 Jack, look, I have no doubt 64 00:03:10,055 --> 00:03:12,222 that your guys can sell a box 65 00:03:12,307 --> 00:03:15,559 and an appliance may be a good short-term play, 66 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:17,944 but in the long term, we need to be building 67 00:03:18,063 --> 00:03:20,230 - our full-time platform. - Gloria! 68 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,899 Could you call the fish guy and see what kind of warranty 69 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:26,036 we have one these things? I think one of them is dead. 70 00:03:26,121 --> 00:03:27,654 Jack, please. 71 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,406 You said that when we got back from Maleant 72 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,658 - we would discuss this. - Okay, let's discuss it. 73 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:35,295 Take a look at the Conjoined Triangles of Success. 74 00:03:35,414 --> 00:03:38,582 Now, what do those two triangles make together? 75 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,420 - A square? - A box. They make a box. 76 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:46,640 - You can't make that shit up. - But you literally did make it up. 77 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,926 Yes, I did. And now they teach it at business schools. 78 00:03:50,062 --> 00:03:53,230 But I was only referring to the serendipity of the coincidence. 79 00:03:53,315 --> 00:03:55,766 Look, if we build you the box, 80 00:03:55,851 --> 00:03:59,436 will you promise to let us build the platform when it's done? 81 00:03:59,571 --> 00:04:02,439 We'll think about then then. 82 00:04:02,574 --> 00:04:04,741 Now we need to worry about now. 83 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,077 Build me a box... now. 84 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:13,784 How'd it go? 85 00:04:13,869 --> 00:04:15,285 Uh, not well. 86 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,003 All right, then. 87 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:21,091 What do you... What do you mean? What are you doing? 88 00:04:21,176 --> 00:04:24,544 Well, first, I'm changing my Linkedln status... 89 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,130 to "Looking for work." 90 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,600 That box is artless commerce. I won't be a party to it. 91 00:04:30,686 --> 00:04:32,269 So, you're just gonna quit? 92 00:04:32,354 --> 00:04:34,471 Just like that? How... How can you do that? 93 00:04:34,556 --> 00:04:36,523 By saying the words "I" and "quit" 94 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:39,609 in conjunction together... i.e., I quit. 95 00:04:39,695 --> 00:04:42,112 Well, there's actually some paperwork involved. 96 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:44,314 Hey, can I have that USB missile launcher? 97 00:04:47,035 --> 00:04:49,152 I'll just fish it out of the trash later. 98 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:50,487 Gilfoyle, come on. 99 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:52,122 Give me some time to figure a way out of this, 100 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:54,241 'cause if you quit now, 101 00:04:54,326 --> 00:04:55,876 you're gonna lose all your shares. 102 00:04:55,994 --> 00:04:59,496 And what if Barker changes his mind and lets us build the platform? 103 00:04:59,631 --> 00:05:00,831 And the odds of that are? 104 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:03,049 Oh. 105 00:05:03,168 --> 00:05:06,753 Already? Recruiters move fast these days. 106 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,589 This is Gilfoyle. Dazzle me. 107 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:21,017 More recruiter swag? 108 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:22,519 You got an Oculus? 109 00:05:22,604 --> 00:05:24,521 - Yup. - That's a hoverboard? 110 00:05:24,656 --> 00:05:26,273 How many meetings are you taking? 111 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:27,858 None. That's the irony. 112 00:05:27,993 --> 00:05:31,578 The more meetings I turn down, the more these recruiters send me. 113 00:05:34,082 --> 00:05:36,283 - What are you doing? - Eating popcorn. 114 00:05:36,368 --> 00:05:39,119 - That's my popcorn. - You have seven tubs of it. 115 00:05:39,204 --> 00:05:40,921 You could be the mayor of Popcornopolis. 116 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:43,790 Don't eat the caramel. You can have the cheese or the plain. 117 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,877 - You're leaving me with the cheddar? - That's right. Dick. 118 00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:48,845 Hey, can I borrow this? Just for a little bit? 119 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,798 No. Whoa, whoa, hold on. 120 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,550 You're wearing a gold chain? 121 00:05:53,635 --> 00:05:55,635 Oh, right. Yeah, I've had it for a while. 122 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:57,304 Just kind of throw it on every now and then. 123 00:05:57,389 --> 00:05:58,688 None of that is true. 124 00:05:58,774 --> 00:06:01,057 - I definitely would've noticed. - Okay, listen. 125 00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:03,727 I've been working hard. I'm making money for the first time. 126 00:06:03,812 --> 00:06:06,563 I was like... buy myself something nice, you know? 127 00:06:07,983 --> 00:06:09,616 But instead of that, you bought a chain? 128 00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:12,652 You're just jealous I have a salary, quitter. 129 00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:15,372 And you are too legit to quit, 130 00:06:15,457 --> 00:06:17,123 eh, MC Hamas? 131 00:06:17,242 --> 00:06:20,627 - Fuck off. - Later, Chain the Virgin. 132 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:23,163 Well, Gilfoyle, looks like your recruiters 133 00:06:23,248 --> 00:06:25,382 are gonna have to take back their gift baskets, 134 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:27,417 because I just got off the phone with Monica 135 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,669 and she's getting me in to see Laurie this morning 136 00:06:29,755 --> 00:06:32,422 so I can tell her what's going on. 137 00:06:32,507 --> 00:06:34,724 But you're... you're going over your CEO's head? 138 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:36,927 That is a serious breach of protocol. 139 00:06:37,012 --> 00:06:38,812 I mean, if Jack finds out, he'll be furious. 140 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,897 Hey, when you push a man so far, 141 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:43,266 he goes out, buys a gun, and shoots everyone in a bank. 142 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,151 - Whoa. - No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. 143 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:46,736 I'm not... I'm not going to. 144 00:06:46,822 --> 00:06:48,188 Just... The point is, 145 00:06:48,273 --> 00:06:50,156 what other option do I have, anyway? 146 00:06:50,275 --> 00:06:53,493 What other option do you have, Richard? 147 00:06:53,612 --> 00:06:56,496 Can I speak with you alone, please? Hmm? 148 00:06:58,367 --> 00:07:00,450 Are you angry with me, Richard? 149 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,452 Have I done something to offend you? 150 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,454 No. What are you talking about? 151 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:08,258 You know, when you and the boys picked up and went to the new offices, 152 00:07:08,343 --> 00:07:10,543 and didn't invite me along... 153 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:11,507 I didn't say anything. 154 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,487 Yeah, because you don't work at Pied Piper. 155 00:07:13,548 --> 00:07:14,931 And you haven't let me forget that 156 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,800 for even one moment, have you, Richard? 157 00:07:16,935 --> 00:07:18,768 I-I-I... I'm having trouble tracking this. 158 00:07:18,854 --> 00:07:20,387 I don't know what you're mad about. 159 00:07:20,472 --> 00:07:23,106 You publicly proclaimed, "I have to go over Barker's head 160 00:07:23,191 --> 00:07:26,026 because what other option do I have?" 161 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:29,279 What other option do you have, Richard? 162 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:33,149 - Uh... - 'Cause there is another option, 163 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,235 and he's standing here, looking you in the face, 164 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,654 and you're staring back like he don't even exist. 165 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:41,241 Just to be... as clear as I possibly can be here, 166 00:07:41,326 --> 00:07:44,661 are you trying to tell me that you want to talk to Barker? 167 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:48,381 No, Richard, I don't want to talk to Barker. 168 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,259 I want you to want me to talk to Barker. 169 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:54,336 You know... at this point, if it'll make you feel better, 170 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,589 sure, you can go talk to Barker. 171 00:07:56,675 --> 00:07:57,757 See? 172 00:07:58,677 --> 00:07:59,592 Was that so hard? 173 00:07:59,678 --> 00:08:03,647 Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult. 174 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,267 Yeah, she's definitely dead. 175 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:12,188 I'm sorry for your loss. Gloria! 176 00:08:13,108 --> 00:08:16,359 Gloria! Gl... Oh! 177 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,945 Would you... take this daughter of Neptune 178 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,664 back from whence she came? 179 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,917 The toilet, dear. That's okay. 180 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,003 What can I do for you, Mr. Bachman? 181 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,005 Ah yes, to the matter at hand. 182 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:33,093 I spoke with Richard about the box project, and... 183 00:08:33,211 --> 00:08:35,428 Well, here are some of my thoughts in no particular order. 184 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:39,265 - Why a box? - What information do I not already have? 185 00:08:39,384 --> 00:08:40,343 I'm sorry? 186 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:43,243 I said, "What information do I not already have?" 187 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:47,107 I already have a five-year run rate plus a full market forecast 188 00:08:47,225 --> 00:08:50,226 for my appliance. I have the same for Richard's platform. 189 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:53,446 I've heard all of his engineering team's complaints. 190 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:55,231 So, before you waste time 191 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:58,902 with some freeform jazz odyssey of masturbatory bullshit, 192 00:08:58,987 --> 00:09:02,455 just tell me what concrete information you have for me 193 00:09:02,574 --> 00:09:05,542 that I do not already possess! 194 00:09:09,297 --> 00:09:11,214 Richard. 195 00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:16,252 The way I see it, you've got about two options. 196 00:09:17,222 --> 00:09:19,422 One, you build yourself the box. 197 00:09:19,508 --> 00:09:23,593 Two, you get Laurie Bream on the phone ASAP. 198 00:09:23,678 --> 00:09:25,979 All right, I'll see you back at the house. 199 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:28,598 Okay. 200 00:09:28,683 --> 00:09:30,567 Ah. Hiroki-san. 201 00:09:37,859 --> 00:09:40,076 Umm... What is that one? 202 00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:44,414 It is a question mark made of human hair, 203 00:09:44,499 --> 00:09:47,667 harvested, apparently, from dead people in India. 204 00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:50,370 It's a pun. It signifies that 205 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:53,456 at Raviga, we ask the big, hairy questions. 206 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,842 Right. Speaking of questions... 207 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:57,627 What should we do about Jack? 208 00:09:57,712 --> 00:09:59,262 Well, I concur with your assessment 209 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:02,432 that a backup appliance for data centers seems 210 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,968 an uninspired application of your technology. 211 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:06,936 I will contact him and we'll have 212 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:08,638 a frank discussion about this. 213 00:10:08,723 --> 00:10:11,641 Great. I really appreciate you hearing me out on this. 214 00:10:11,726 --> 00:10:15,445 And it goes without saying, I was never here. 215 00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:18,064 Oh? 216 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,199 What? 217 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:22,035 You are here. Now. 218 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,788 What Richard means is he would prefer 219 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:28,291 if you didn't tell Jack that he came here to talk to you about this. 220 00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:32,962 Yes, because the other interpretation makes no sense. 221 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:38,168 Jack, Laurie Bream on line one. 222 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:41,805 Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening. 223 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:43,723 Hello. 224 00:10:43,842 --> 00:10:46,643 Okay. Drop the hammer, Laurie Bream. 225 00:10:49,514 --> 00:10:51,481 What are you doing? He's going to see you looking. 226 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:53,399 I can't see 'cause of these fucking monitors. 227 00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:56,102 - Whose fucking fault is that, okay? - It's not my... Shh! 228 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,320 Something's happening. 229 00:10:57,405 --> 00:10:58,822 What? 230 00:10:58,907 --> 00:11:01,274 What's happening? What's happening? 231 00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:02,859 Oh, man. Barker's pissed. 232 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:04,360 How pissed? Scale of one to 10. 233 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,196 - Oh my God. Seven. - Fuck. 234 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:08,865 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like a nine, nine and a half. 235 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,366 Fuck! I'm missing everything. 236 00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:11,534 I'm going to go to the kitchen. 237 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,036 He doesn't know. I could be hungry. 238 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,171 It's over. It's over. 239 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,207 I missed the whole fucking thing 240 00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:19,759 because of these fucking monitors. 241 00:11:19,878 --> 00:11:23,129 Richard? Jack would like to see you in his office. 242 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,797 Oh. Okay. 243 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:27,634 If you'll excuse me, gentlemen, 244 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:31,437 I'm gonna go ask Action Jack how Laurie's dick tastes. 245 00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:33,806 - D... No. - Yeah. 246 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,392 You wanted to see me, chief? 247 00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:39,028 Sure, come on in, Richard. Grab a seat. 248 00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:40,730 Sure. 249 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,900 Oh. 250 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:45,368 Yeah. Okay. 251 00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:48,571 So, guess who I just got off the phone with. 252 00:11:48,657 --> 00:11:51,791 Uh... I have no idea. Who? 253 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:56,796 - Laurie Bream. - Laurie... Bream. From Raviga? 254 00:11:56,915 --> 00:12:00,166 Exactly. She was pretty adamant 255 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,836 that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was... 256 00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:06,890 woefully misguided. 257 00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:09,259 Whoa. Strong words. Wow. 258 00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:13,596 In fact, it was her opinion that we should immediately abandon the box 259 00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:17,267 in favor of the consumer platform version of Pied Piper 260 00:12:17,352 --> 00:12:20,770 which I believe you and your guys were bucking for. 261 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,573 Oh, I don't know about "bucking," 262 00:12:23,658 --> 00:12:25,992 but yeah. Yeah, well, hey, look, 263 00:12:26,111 --> 00:12:29,696 - Laurie Bream is the investor. - Yeah. 264 00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:32,165 She is the investor. 265 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,618 Anyway, she wanted a comprehensive, 266 00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:36,920 go-to-market strategy 267 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:40,957 for the platform version within 48 hours. 268 00:12:41,092 --> 00:12:44,127 Wow. Well, what Laurie wants, Laurie gets. 269 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:47,797 So... yeah. We should probably get started on that. 270 00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:50,049 No, we shouldn't, Richard. 271 00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,851 We're not building the platform. 272 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,269 We're building a box. 273 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,888 Okay, but... 274 00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:58,808 didn't Laurie say that she wanted the platform? 275 00:12:58,893 --> 00:13:01,728 Yes, she said that, and then I said 276 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:05,481 that if Pied Piper was going to build a platform, 277 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,317 she would have to fire me. 278 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,986 Uh, what did she say? 279 00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:14,157 She said she was not interested in doing that at this time. 280 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,825 And did she say anything after that? 281 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,660 We're building the box, Richard. 282 00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:21,914 Twelve weeks from today, we're going to present her a prototype of that box. 283 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,001 So, let's get it done. 284 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,306 Okay. 285 00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,342 Yup. 286 00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:37,063 One more thing, Richard. 287 00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,350 If you're going to shoot the king, 288 00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:43,569 you better be goddamn sure you kill him. 289 00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:46,606 You understand what that means? 290 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,359 Yeah-ar. 291 00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:54,030 Did you just say... "Yar"? 292 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,249 No. 293 00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:03,423 Look at us. Two rogues on the King's Highway. 294 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,342 Let the rats run in their maze. 295 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,712 We chose this. This is our destiny. 296 00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:12,965 Freedom. Isn't that right, Gilfoyle? 297 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,603 - Did you say something? - Of course. 298 00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:23,776 If it's more popcorn, tell 'em we're at capacity. 299 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,946 It's a guy from "Men in Black." 300 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,651 - Bertram Gilfoyle? - Yeah. 301 00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,403 I'm here on behalf of Twen-X recruiting, 302 00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:36,406 - I'm supposed to give you this. - Pappy Van Winkle. 303 00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,458 Now we're talking. I'll take it. 304 00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:41,244 They told me not to give it to you until after the meeting. 305 00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,463 I respect your skills. 306 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,582 Let me get my jacket. 307 00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,801 She was supposed to talk Barker out of making the box. 308 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,969 What the fuck happened? 309 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,671 - Richard. - What? 310 00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:56,392 I was on the call, okay? She tried, he said no. 311 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:59,429 - Well, then she should fire him. - She can't fire him. 312 00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:00,680 Why not? She fired me. 313 00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:03,900 Exactly. She can't fire him because she fired you. 314 00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:07,236 Firing a young CEO and installing a much more experienced one 315 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:08,271 looks like leadership. 316 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:11,491 Firing two CEOs in a month looks like chaos. 317 00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:13,359 Richard, look, I'm sorry, 318 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,244 but I think the box is here to stay. 319 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:18,164 Okay? Laurie's gonna have to pretend to be in favor of it. 320 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:19,949 She'll probably issue press releases 321 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:24,120 talking about how it's the best application of your visionary technology. 322 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,956 Is there nothing that we can say to Laurie to change her mind? 323 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,791 If I could control Laurie, 324 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,460 do you really think I'd be looking 325 00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:32,845 out my office door at that monstrosity? 326 00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,882 Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad. 327 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,767 I mean, he's a little ugly, I guess. 328 00:15:37,852 --> 00:15:39,802 Oh, the question mark. Sorry. 329 00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:48,611 Mr. Gilfoyle. We're ready for you. 330 00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:51,564 The guys cannot wait to see you again. 331 00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:54,117 Again? 332 00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:00,456 - Gilfoyle. - What the fuck? 333 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,959 Good to see you again, buddy. Why don't you have a seat? 334 00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,410 You stole half of our algorithm. 335 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,912 You think you can bring me in here 336 00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,296 and pay me to give you the rest? 337 00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:09,298 Oh. No. We want you 338 00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:11,167 because you're a full-stack engineer. 339 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:14,003 We already paid someone else for the missing piece of middle-out. 340 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:17,256 - Bullshit. - Do you know Naveen and Eric, 341 00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:20,143 who, until very recently, headed up engineering at Nucleus? 342 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,260 - Hey, man. - What's up? 343 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:24,180 - Nope. - Well, I'm sure you at least recognize 344 00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:25,731 the code they brought us. 345 00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,403 That's exactly how they had it. 346 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,741 Okay. So, Endframe has our entire prediction loop, 347 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,994 down to the last fucking semicolon. 348 00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:39,996 So, Nucleus stole half our IP, 349 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,031 and Endframe stole the other half. 350 00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:43,950 And now they've knitted them together. 351 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,670 So, while we are busy building Barker's box, 352 00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,173 Endframe is beating us to market with a platform. 353 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:54,043 So, basically, we are a fucking mediocre appliance company. 354 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,462 At least we'll make a little money doing it. 355 00:16:56,548 --> 00:17:00,299 Oh, great. So, you can go back to the car wash and buy some more chains. 356 00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,552 Huh, Pakistani Mr. T? 357 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:03,853 Fuck you. 358 00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:06,889 Wait. Are you not wearing it? 359 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,975 You're not. Did you take it off 360 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,810 - because I was fucking with you? - No. 361 00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:13,112 It was itchy on my neck, so... 362 00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:14,480 Bullshit. 363 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:15,982 That was a bad decision. 364 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:19,235 You flinched. Now the pain will never end. 365 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:22,321 I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right. 366 00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:25,241 You're making it worse. Sorry, Django. 367 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,325 Django? 368 00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:28,127 Unchained. 369 00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:31,130 Great. Now even fucking Jared is busting my balls. 370 00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:34,584 I am. I'm... I'm busting your balls. 371 00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,302 You know what? If you're gonna give me shit 372 00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:37,803 for it anyway, I'm just going to wear it. 373 00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:39,922 Okay, Jared. Congratulations, by the way, 374 00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:43,142 but we have our own balls to worry about, all right? 375 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:48,147 Look, how are we going to save the platform? 376 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,683 What choice do we have? Barker is the CEO. 377 00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,602 We have to do what he says. 378 00:17:52,687 --> 00:17:53,769 Or do we? 379 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,188 I don't know. I don't want to lie down for this, okay? 380 00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:58,024 I don't want to just give up so easily. 381 00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:03,195 Richard, unfortunately, in this case I think we have to roll over and take it. 382 00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,864 Or do we? 383 00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:08,200 - Erlich, you have something to say? - Richard... 384 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,872 when George Washington founded a little startup 385 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:16,175 we've come to know as these United States of America, 386 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:20,429 and he was tired of getting shit from his CEO, the King of England, 387 00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:23,883 did he just roll over and take it from behind? 388 00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:28,521 No. He called on his ride-or-die homeboys, 389 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,973 Tommy Jefferson, Benny Franklin, 390 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,976 and Alex Hamilton... who was half-black, so that's Dinesh. 391 00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:35,478 I'm not half-black. 392 00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:38,564 He said, "Avast, ye fellow badasses, 393 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,151 let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to." 394 00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:45,738 And so, Richard, if we want to build the platform, 395 00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:48,157 all we need to do is... 396 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,294 build the platform. 397 00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:54,830 That was underwhelming. 398 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,633 Perhaps you can go into slightly more detail? 399 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,586 We tell Barker exactly what he wants to hear. 400 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,673 That way, he thinks we're being good little boys. 401 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,558 But what we're actually doing 402 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,727 is building the platform. Think about it. 403 00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:09,395 What's he gonna do? 404 00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:12,598 - Call the cops. - Actually, no. 405 00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,068 Erlich may be onto something. 406 00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:19,188 If all we gave him was the platform, 407 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,074 Jack would have no other option 408 00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:24,910 than to embrace it and say it was his idea all along, 409 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:28,197 because at that point, he can't tell Laurie the truth. 410 00:19:28,282 --> 00:19:30,533 What? That he had absolutely no idea 411 00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:32,702 what was going on inside of his own company? 412 00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,286 He'd look like an idiot. 413 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,672 And Laurie wants the platform, anyway, so... 414 00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,291 she'd be good for it. 415 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,178 Okay. 416 00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:46,549 We build... a skunkworks. 417 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,019 A secret company inside the company. 418 00:19:50,104 --> 00:19:53,055 We go all "Ocean's Eleven" on his ass. 419 00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:54,774 Hold on. "Ocean's Eleven"? 420 00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,859 It's a 2001 casino heist film, 421 00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,694 starring Julia Roberts and 11 men. 422 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,479 I know what it is, Jared. 423 00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:03,783 I'm saying not only are we going to have to engineer, 424 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,569 code, and stand up a full platform on our own, 425 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:08,821 we also have to make Jack and his sales weasels think 426 00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,706 we're working on the box the entire time. 427 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,242 And if we fuck anything up and get caught, 428 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,579 he could take our stock and probably have us arrested. 429 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,964 - All right, I'm in. - Well, you're insane. 430 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:22,134 No, Dinesh, that chain is insane. 431 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,420 And not in the membrane. 432 00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:26,338 Sorry, Cypress Halal. 433 00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:28,174 Okay, Jared, settle down. 434 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:31,060 But this? This is fucking genius. 435 00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:32,595 Okay, how do we even begin to pull it off? 436 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,730 Okay. Well, let's work through it. 437 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,483 I can generate fake status reports, 438 00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,402 purchase orders, deliverables updates, 439 00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,237 and I can liaise with sales to coordinate 440 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,239 what custom features we need to pretend to build. 441 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:44,490 Okay, great, yeah, 442 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,692 but faking the box is going to be the easy part. 443 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,911 Building the platform is the real challenge. 444 00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:50,946 Gilfoyle, where are we on the server space? 445 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,281 That's gonna be tricky. 446 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:55,501 When we started moving out of the house, I dismantled Anton. 447 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,455 All the racks, GPUs, and cables are in storage at the office. 448 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,291 - We're gonna have to break him out. - That's a shit-ton of hardware. 449 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,261 Unless we do it one piece at a time, 450 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,929 like "Shawshank Redemption" 451 00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:08,597 or "The Great Escape," you know? 452 00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,599 I'd have bigger clothing on the day, but... 453 00:21:10,685 --> 00:21:12,218 - Wait. - Wait. 454 00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:14,353 I've got a better idea. 455 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,472 Let's say these Legos are Anton, 456 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,474 sad stacks of server components 457 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,109 lying dormant in storage. 458 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:23,112 Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult. 459 00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,481 So, if we can't break Anton out, 460 00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:27,566 maybe we can break in. 461 00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:29,735 Stand the servers up right where they are. 462 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,153 - Can we do that? - Easy. 463 00:21:31,239 --> 00:21:35,324 I can run cable through the drop panel in the ceiling 464 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,493 all the way to the building's main power panel. 465 00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:39,245 When I pull a little bit of power 466 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,413 from each of the other tenants, no one will know. 467 00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:44,166 Guys, I hate to keep shitting on your campfire, 468 00:21:44,252 --> 00:21:46,218 but servers are not the real issue. 469 00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:48,053 We have a manpower problem. 470 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,673 There's a ton of engineering to be done on the platform. 471 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:53,676 Yeah, he's right, but we have to pay them under the table. 472 00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:56,846 I know just the right man for the job. 473 00:21:57,765 --> 00:22:01,016 You guys are fucking nuts, but I dig it. 474 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,853 Here's the deal. I'm going to need the back pay you guys owe me 475 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,020 for when I was working for free, 476 00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:08,073 not to mention lost wages from my old job. 477 00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:11,026 Oh, and damages from when Jared sexually harassed me 478 00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:12,528 into being friends with that Monica chick. 479 00:22:12,613 --> 00:22:15,581 So... all that and you're in? 480 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,750 In? No. 481 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,502 That's just to keep me from telling Barker 482 00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:21,003 about your secret project. 483 00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:23,539 What? Are you serious? 484 00:22:23,674 --> 00:22:24,707 Oh yeah. 485 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,712 Well, there goes most of our cash. 486 00:22:29,797 --> 00:22:32,014 We just got extorted for $20,000. 487 00:22:32,099 --> 00:22:34,049 Fuck Carla. She was dead weight, anyway. 488 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,685 - What's next? - I just thought of something. 489 00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,722 It's a big problem, but I think I've got a solution. 490 00:22:39,807 --> 00:22:42,057 Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle. 491 00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:44,360 Yes, I'm still available, 492 00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:47,196 and I would reconsider sitting down with you and your clients 493 00:22:47,281 --> 00:22:49,865 if you send four large pizzas 494 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,234 to 5230 Newell Road 495 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,569 in 30 minutes or less. 496 00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:27,570 Okay. I think that covers it. 497 00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:30,239 We've thought of everything. We have a plan. 498 00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:32,691 - Everybody in? - In. 499 00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:34,493 - In. - Fuck yes, I'm in. 500 00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:36,111 And I'm in to the idea of taking 501 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:37,947 a bigger leadership role in the company. 502 00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:39,615 We're not gonna make the same mistakes... 503 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,333 Okay, Erlich, just... just say, "In." 504 00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:44,036 - We're all just saying, "In." - I'm in... volved. 505 00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:46,171 Hey, you can't spell "involved" without an "in." 506 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,090 Just be in. Uh, Dinesh? 507 00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:54,763 All right, fuck it, I'm in... but on one condition. 508 00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:57,600 I'm going to need everyone to solemnly swear, 509 00:23:57,685 --> 00:24:00,636 that they will no longer make fun of my gold chain. 510 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,022 Not a word ever again. 511 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:05,524 Well, guys, I think we can agree to that. 512 00:24:07,812 --> 00:24:10,696 This plan better fucking work with a sacrifice like this. 513 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,617 Shall we drink from the teat of Pappy to celebrate? 514 00:24:14,702 --> 00:24:17,569 I think I might actually enjoy going to work now. 515 00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:20,239 Wait. 516 00:24:20,324 --> 00:24:22,408 We can't enjoy going to work. 517 00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:26,045 Meinertzhagen's haversack. 518 00:24:26,163 --> 00:24:28,881 - What? - Meinertzhagen's haversack. 519 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,249 No one? Really? 520 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,635 No one's heard of Meinertzhagen's haversack? 521 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,387 Of course I have, Jared. Just explain it to them. 522 00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:39,224 Well, it's a principle of military deception. 523 00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:43,145 Essentially, it means you have to continue to act the part. 524 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:44,730 So, as far as anyone knows, 525 00:24:44,849 --> 00:24:47,099 we're still building a box that we hate. 526 00:24:47,184 --> 00:24:48,517 We need to act like it. 527 00:24:48,602 --> 00:24:50,019 That's exactly right. 528 00:24:50,104 --> 00:24:53,188 If we do anything differently, Barker's going to be onto us. 529 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,524 We have to keep complaining about Barker. 530 00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:57,609 We have to keep bitching about the box. 531 00:24:57,695 --> 00:25:00,245 We have to keep making fun of your gold chain. 532 00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:04,199 We have to. We don't have any other choice, Dinesh. 533 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,202 - He's right. - It's a shame, Bell Biv Dinesh, 534 00:25:07,338 --> 00:25:11,540 but unfortunately, that chain is... poison. 535 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,792 All right. To skunkworks! 536 00:25:13,878 --> 00:25:15,260 - Hey, all right. - I don't usually drink 537 00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:17,212 at 7:30 in the morning, but... 538 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,548 All right. 539 00:25:23,938 --> 00:25:27,690 Hey, guys, look, we have to shred everything in this house 540 00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:30,976 - that pertains to skunkworks. - If anyone catches wind 541 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,395 of anything that we've done here, we are fucked. 542 00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,452 Okay, you guys, this is it. 543 00:25:40,571 --> 00:25:42,071 No turning back now. 544 00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:45,240 Dinesh, I have a few premium chain insults 545 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:48,043 that I'm going to lay on you when we get in there. 546 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,130 Not for myself, obviously, but for the team. 547 00:25:51,248 --> 00:25:53,799 I just might have one too. Sorry in advance. 548 00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:55,134 Yeah. Great. 549 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,388 Have at it, assholes. 550 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:26,782 Hey, Dinesh, nice chain. Do you choke your mother 551 00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,700 with it when you put your penis in her butthole? 552 00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:31,503 What the fuck? Oh shit! 553 00:26:31,622 --> 00:26:34,006 Oh. Richard. Here, I've got it. 554 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:37,092 No, no, no, that's private. Excuse me. 555 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,845 Skunkworks? 556 00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:41,797 Private information. 557 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,185 Uh, Keith, where are you going? 558 00:26:46,303 --> 00:26:47,519 Richard, why did you bring 559 00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,304 all the skunkwork docs into the office? 560 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,440 You were supposed to shred those. 561 00:26:51,525 --> 00:26:53,142 Yes, but I was gonna shred them here, 562 00:26:53,227 --> 00:26:55,444 because we don't have a shredder at the house, do we? 563 00:26:57,231 --> 00:26:58,313 Guys? 564 00:26:59,316 --> 00:27:00,732 My office. Now.