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Shit. I... I swear I deleted a picture,

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but when I clicked back to the album,

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the icon reappeared.
It undeleted itself.

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But I can't get it to
happen again, so...

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Hey, Richard, totally out of the blue,

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do you know how we might
be able to find that bug?

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No, Dinesh. We are not
releasing the beta.

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We integrated the neural net a week ago.
The platform is full of bugs.

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But that is what a beta is for.

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You give it to people in the
real world, they use it,

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and that is how we find the bugs.

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Richard, Reid Hoffman says if
you're not mortally embarrassed

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by the quality of your initial
release, you've released too late.

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Okay. We already are
mortally embarrassed.

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Okay? We move in and
subsequently out of our offices,

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mainly because it was too expensive,

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we fired two CEOs, we've pivoted
to a box, and then pivoted back.

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Any more bad word of mouth and
we will be royally fucked.

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Where's Gilfoyle?

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Hey, Gilfoyle, the deletion
issue is ducking me again,

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and... and, um, I'm sorry.

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- Oh, hey, Richard.
- Hi, Tara.

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I need to borrow your
fella here for a second.

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All right, babe, I gotta go.

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Hey, when you check out
the settings view,

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can you let me know if
there's something weird

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that happens with the submit button?

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It was a little weird
when I was doing QA.

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- Yeah, okay.
- Sorry, the... the settings view for...?

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- The beta.
- The beta for...?

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Pied Piper. It's a promising compression
company that doesn't pay very well.

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- You sent her the beta?
- I did.

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Are you fucking insane? It's not ready.

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It's riddled with bugs.

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Really? Cause I've been
test driving it all day,

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and it's pretty fucking awesome.

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- Really? You think so?
- Yeah. For real.

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Congratulations, Richard.
It's so fucking cool.

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And when the neural net kicks
in, it's gonna be rad.

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But, you know, I did have
one problem, though.

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I tried to restore an old file

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and it asked me to confirm twice.

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Yeah, well, that was a bad merge.

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It's been there for months.
I fixed it in ten seconds.

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Richard...

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Maybe.

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Yeah, maybe beta.

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- Hi, Dinesh.
- Tara.

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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Wait, that can't be right. How can
Bachmanity still be so far in the hole?

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Look at all this shit
that Big Head is selling.

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He was renting virtually
everything in the house.

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He rented that cannon?

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It was for display purposes only.
So you forfeit your deposit.

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It's a cannon. What's he
supposed to do, not fire it?

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That was the provision.

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So that's it then, I guess.

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Big Head's really broke.

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You know what? He's young.
He'll get past it.

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Nelson is not the only one
who should be worried.

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- You were partners.
- Fair point.

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But shuttering a company
in the tech world

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is almost a rite of passage,
like herpes simplex one.

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At first, it's ugly and embarrassing

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and you're disgusted by your own dick.

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But after a while,

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in the larger scheme of things,
you realize it's really...

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Mr. Bachmann, you structured
Bachmanity as a general partnership.

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Then, with no money in the bank,

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you threw a million-dollar
luau on Alcatraz.

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You're on the hook for that.

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And even declaring bankruptcy

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isn't going to absolve
you of these debts.

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- Bankruptcy?
- It's none of my business. Good luck.

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Wait, where are you going? We need you.
You're our business manager.

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There's no business remaining to manage.

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Good day, Mr. Bachmann.

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Hey, good news. They
said we can each keep

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one of the cannonballs, so
not a total loss, right?

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All right, so I've set up a
sign-up page for the beta,

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and we're gonna keep
it small and secure,

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so that means we're limited to ten
invite codes each to send out.

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I've already got my list.

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It's people that I know personally,

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and, uh, people that I know I can trust.

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Hm, we only get ten each.
This could be prickly.

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Well, I'm out. I don't trust anyone.

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It's a huge part of my belief system.

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You sent the beta to Tara.

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Yeah, there was a transactional
nature to that exchange

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- which I'll get into if you want.
- Pass.

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But it doesn't mean that I trust her,

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and I certainly don't trust anyone else.

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Oh, in other words, you have no friends.

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On principle. I could make what rises

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to your low standards of a
friend any time I want.

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Sure you could.

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Gilfoyle, if you're not
gonna use your ten invites,

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- could Dinesh and I have them?
- Sure. Knock yourselves out.

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Loser. He's got no friends.

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- Okay...
- Miriam, Sylvia...

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Oh, Samantha!
I almost forgot her.

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You know, Jared, you can have
all ten of Gilfoyle's invites.

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- Much appreciated.
- Yeah.

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Monica, hello.

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Um, did you honestly think that
you could send me an email

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telling me that you were launching the
beta without sending me the beta?

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Come on. I'm dying to see it.

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Well, I think the whole point
of it, Monica, is to get

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the beta into the hands
of unbiased people

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so they can give us an honest...
feedback.

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Besides, I... I just
gave out my ten invites.

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Oh, if Monica wants an invite,

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I could, like, squeeze her on my list.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, no problem.

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Okay, Monica, well, you're in luck.

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Dinesh has decided to give
you one of his codes, so...

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Great. I promise I'll find
something terrible to say.

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Okay, so I did a rough accounting

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of your assets and liabilities.

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Jared, don't look at me like that.
Just give it to me straight.

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All right. Your house has appreciated

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in value since you bought
it, but if you sold it now

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for what Zillow and Redfin
think it's worth...

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I'd still be half a million in the hole.

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Now, that's the bad news.

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- Is there good news?
- Well, it's unclear.

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I... I went back through your records.

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Uh, at first, I'll admit
a bit voyeuristically,

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uh, to see where all of the money went,

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and apart from the party expenses,

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- which were staggering...
- Yeah. Fuck, yeah.

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But one number jumped out at me.

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Now, whoever did your accounting
earmarked almost 70 percent

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of Big Head's settlement
money for taxes.

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Seventy percent?

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Even in Taxo-Alto, which I
coined, would be half that.

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Where did that money go?

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Well, that is the
six-million-dollar question.

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I may have the answer.

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I'm sorry. You're accusing
me of impropriety?

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You, the man who spent $20,000

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renting giant fiberglass tiki heads,

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and $40,000 more when one
of them was misplaced

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on the way back to the rental house?

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I told you it wasn't misplaced.
I know exactly where it is.

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It's at the bottom of the bay.

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I called you a thief because
you, sir, have stolen from us.

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Nelson, come on. You can't
possibly believe this.

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- Sorry.
- Don't apologize to him.

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- Oh, right. Sorry.
- Thank you.

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Arthur, you listen to me,
and you listen good.

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I have people calling me 40 times
a day asking for their money.

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I even considered selling
my house to pay them.

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So you are going to go in your
little fucking piggy bank

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right now and pay back
every fucking kopeck

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that you stole from Big
Head, and if you don't,

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we're gonna take our
little show on the road,

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perhaps perform it for
a man named the D.A.

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Ridiculous.

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Very well.

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Game on.

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Let's go, Big Head.

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Wait.

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I may have moved around
some of your money in a way

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that wasn't exactly conventional.

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- Give me back Big Head's fucking money!
- Yeah!

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- Sorry. Sorry.
- No, you did good.

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I can't, because I don't have it.

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Hey, Marc, we may have a problem.

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What's up?

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Well, a buddy of mine at
Datatrode sits next to a guy

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who just got invited
to Pied Piper's beta.

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Shit. They're already in beta?

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Should I tell Gavin?

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Fuck no. We're still two
or three months out.

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Yeah, if he hears Pied
Piper's already in beta,

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trust me, he'll lose his shit.

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Fine. But if it ever comes up,
I didn't hear about this.

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- And this came in when?
- 43 minutes ago.

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And deleted six minutes after that.

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Fortunately, the filters,
which I had installed, sir,

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caught the relevant keywords.

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I decided to walk it to you personally.

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An employee's withholding critical
information about a competitor.

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This is a fireable offense.

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You want me to bring this guy in?

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No.

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Acting on this would expose the fact

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that we're reading
employees' private emails,

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destroying the spirit of trust
and freedom to innovate

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that I've worked so hard
to build here at Hooli.

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You know, it makes you
wonder if the word Hooli

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has any meaning for these
people whatsoever.

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- Is there anything I can do?
- Yeah.

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Get me a look at that Pied Piper beta.

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I will figure out a way, sir.

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Finally. Where the fuck have you...

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- Hey, thanks for the lift, Kevin.
- Yeah, no worries.

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Oh, Kevin, this is Dinesh,
one of my coworkers.

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Dinesh, this is Kevin.
We met at Phil's Coffee.

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Hey.

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We're friends now. Isn't
that right, Kevin?

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Yeah.

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All right, my friend. I should get
to work, so thanks for the lift.

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- Yeah.
- Thanks for the coffees.

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Catch ya later, my friend.

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That was my friend, Kevin.

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Congratulations. You
now have one friend.

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He also said there was a
bug on the landing page.

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- Well, how severe is it?
- Not bad.

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Compared to the rest of
what he said, it's nothing.

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Guys, uh, you might as
well hear this from me.

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Uh, I just had a long talk about the
beta with my friend, Todd Chambers.

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- The Dropbox guy?
- Yeah, he was employee number 11.

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Why did you send it to him?
He hates everything.

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Well, because I thought he
would be honest with me,

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- and, um, and he was.
- Quite honest.

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Uh, he said that in the 15 years
he's been working in the Valley,

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our beta was the best
beta he's ever seen.

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- By far.
- What? Really?

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I don't want to count our
chickens before they hatch.

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I mean, three percent of hatchlings

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are born mutated or dead,

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but we may have a healthy
brood on our hands.

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I'm getting the same reaction.

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I mean, a few bugs here and there,

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but overall, they love it.

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We might be holding pocket aces here.

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Awesome.

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Hey, guys.

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- How you holding up?
- Good, yeah.

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I mean, just trying to make
sense of all the feedback.

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Well, you know, I guess you just
can't let it get in your head.

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- Don't you mean go to my head?
- What did I say?

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You said, get in your head, like it's,
like it's a bad thing, but it's not.

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- It's great. People love it.
- Really?

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Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe it myself.

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- They're flipping out.
- That's awesome. That...

240
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,396
And that's... that's for
the beta that you sent me?

241
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,466
No, Monica. It's for the other beta
that we've got kicking around here.

242
00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:12,037
I mean, I... I... I have an
inbox full of raves here for the...

243
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,506
upload performance, the mobile, the...

244
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,375
What about... what about the interface?

245
00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:19,411
Did people have any issues with that?

246
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,879
No, not at all. Why? Do...

247
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,048
Do you have any issues
with the interface?

248
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,451
I... I haven't actually had
a chance to look at it yet.

249
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,554
Are you serious? You've been
sitting on the beta for a day

250
00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:32,557
after busting my balls about
not getting an invite.

251
00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:36,061
- Pretty fuckin' lame.
- Yeah. Sorry.

252
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,430
Yeah. Lame.

253
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,699
I just got an email from
my friend, Max Karnow.

254
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:44,036
He says, I heard the beta's awesome.
Can I get a look?

255
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,972
Guys, I think we're
starting to get some buzz.

256
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:51,543
You know, maybe we should talk to Laurie
about moving up the official launch?

257
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:54,046
You want to move it up?
Yeah, I think we're ready.

258
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:57,474
I mean, do... do you think
you can set the meeting?

259
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,607
Yeah.

260
00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:01,520
Yeah, I'll... I'll go
tell Laurie right now.

261
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,989
Okay.

262
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,291
What was that about?

263
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,360
She's fucking weird.

264
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:12,264
Hey, Richard, um, if
your friend Max Karnow

265
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:14,833
needs an invite, you
know, I could probably

266
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,302
- squeeze him on my list.
- Are you sure?

267
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,705
Yeah. I'll have to freeze
out one of my boys,

268
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,773
but they'll get it.

269
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,642
Just shoot me his email.

270
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,781
The perpetrator has been losing
money for other clients for years,

271
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:34,186
was lying to us and funneling our
money to said other clients,

272
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:36,555
therein, fucking us.

273
00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:40,225
I'm sorry to say this is not
an uncommon occurrence.

274
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:44,730
Wait, it's not an uncommon...?
So then it...

275
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,164
Okay, got it.

276
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,400
So if it makes any difference,

277
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:51,603
I'd like to vie for a lesser sentence

278
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,840
if after he makes full
restitution he would write

279
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,676
a very convincing public
apology, preferably...

280
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,144
Mr. Bachmann,

281
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:03,281
an action like this is very
expensive and time-consuming,

282
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:06,551
and as you've already pointed
out, even if you do prevail,

283
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,654
the money is gone, unless
you win a court order

284
00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:12,224
allowing you to raid other
innocent people's bank accounts,

285
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:14,192
and that's a tough sell,

286
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:18,730
even for a plaintiff who's
more, uh, sympathetic.

287
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,699
Are you calling us unsympathetic?

288
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,934
You just threw a million-dollar party.

289
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,638
A tasteful Polynesian affair,
culturally accurate,

290
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,340
which I'm sure you would appreciate,

291
00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:30,542
and one that we can no longer pay for

292
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,577
because this criminal
has left us flat broke.

293
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,081
Also not true. You have a large stake

294
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,016
in a company called Pied Piper.

295
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,019
Yes, but I... I can't sell my
shares at Pied Piper. Not now.

296
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,921
Wouldn't it cover your
outstanding debts?

297
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,091
Of course. But they could
potentially be worth billions.

298
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,760
Yes, and how do you see that playing
to people who are being priced out

299
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,796
of their homes by rich tech people?

300
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,432
Have either of you been on a jury?

301
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:57,602
No, of course not. I always get out
of it. The fines are very reasonable.

302
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,237
You don't just throw those things away?

303
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,972
Gentlemen, let me tell you what I see.

304
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,276
I see two able-bodied,
entitled young white men

305
00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:07,746
who lucked into more money than
most people see in five lifetimes,

306
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,215
and who, if they hadn't had
their millions stolen,

307
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,017
would have promptly squandered
them on more things

308
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,921
like relocated swimming
pools and lost tiki heads.

309
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,457
It's not lost.

310
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:22,027
I know exactly where it is.
It's in the bay.

311
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,963
And if your Coast Guard would
be a little more helpful,

312
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,332
we probably could have dragged
it out of there by now.

313
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,034
Mr. Bachmann,

314
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:33,038
you pay those caterers and
bartenders you owe money to

315
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:37,142
or I assure you, that, I will prosecute.

316
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:44,549
Mr. Chugtai, I am gonna need all the phone
numbers of the people on your list.

317
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:45,884
Why?

318
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,820
I'm just calling everybody that
was on the beta and saying hi

319
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,090
and a quick thank you, and then a...
just a couple of follow-up questions.

320
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,793
Yeah... I don't think so.

321
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,294
What do... what do you mean?

322
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,963
Well, I mean, put
yourself in their shoes.

323
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,031
They're, like, snowboarding in Tahoe

324
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,133
or, like, banging some smokin' chick,

325
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:04,135
and then this fuckin' nerd calls

326
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,737
and he wants to talk about his app.

327
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,907
- Buzz-kill.
- Wait. Your boys are where?

328
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,009
Well, those are just hypotheticals.

329
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:15,280
I mean, my boys could be anywhere.
I don't keep track of my boys.

330
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,282
Actually, we can.

331
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,820
We have the IP address and GPS
coordinates for every active user,

332
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,023
so we can figure out just
where your boys are at.

333
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,760
Um, you added a god-view?
When did you do that?

334
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,264
Right before I gave it to Tara.
I told you, trust no one.

335
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,866
Oh, that is very cool.
Nice work, Gilfoyle.

336
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:39,237
And we can isolate each of our users.

337
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,605
Dinesh's, for example...

338
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,807
Before we invade people's privacy,

339
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,743
there is a conversation about ethics.

340
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:49,714
Why is it that five of your
users show up at this address?

341
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,250
Oh, it's buggy.

342
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,085
Should we beta test the god-view?

343
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,988
I'm happy to drag this out
as long as you want to.

344
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,990
Fine.

345
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:03,461
I was having trouble filling up my
list, so I made up a few people.

346
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:07,432
Well, people do create imaginary
friends to meet their emotional needs.

347
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,967
When I was little,

348
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,469
I used to pretend that I shared
a room with Harriet Tubman

349
00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:13,872
and we were always
planning our big escape.

350
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,942
Wait. Who is this,

351
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,611
and why are they at the Hooli campus?

352
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,581
What? Did you give the beta
to someone at fucking Hooli?

353
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:25,550
- Who's Max Karnow?
- Oh! That's not one of my friends.

354
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,320
I have no friends. Got him from Richard.

355
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,155
No. No, th...
that can't be right.

356
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,390
I went to Hendricks' Facebook page.

357
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,026
I found a friend of his
that lived near Palo Alto,

358
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,729
searched his name and found that
he was in the tech business.

359
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,998
I then came up with a
great idea to dummy up

360
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,933
an email account in his name,

361
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:46,571
sent a beta request to
Hendricks, and then voila.

362
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,374
- That's incredible.
- Yes, well, it is my craft.

363
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,011
You see, I think security detail is like
creating great jazz where you can all...

364
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:57,315
What are you talk... I'm talking about
the beta. Will you shut the fuck up?!

365
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,684
- Ahem...
- Fuck, this is good.

366
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,220
Their sign-up flow, their
mobile app, it's just seamless.

367
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,955
How are they doing this?!

368
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,557
I can put a team on that, sir.

369
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:08,493
- If you want to know how they...
- Why are you so high-maintenance?

370
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,262
- Do you want me to answer that, sir?
- No! Goddamn it!

371
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,998
You're so needy!

372
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,201
Okay, I just talked to
the real Max Karnow,

373
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,336
and he had no idea about the beta.

374
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,040
Wow, um, clearly we're dealing
with a Hooli spy here.

375
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,376
So what do we do?

376
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,811
I mean, shut down his
account, obviously.

377
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,948
Yeah. On it. Sorry, Dinesh.

378
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,684
You will now have one less fake friend.

379
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:36,621
Wait, Gilfoyle. Is shutting
down this guy's account

380
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,690
really the worst thing we
can think of to do to him?

381
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,761
Oh, my God. Where the fuck is my head?

382
00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:44,863
Stand by.

383
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:47,432
Look at their compression ratios.

384
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,535
The more files uploaded,
the better they get?

385
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,672
- Are we doing that?
- No. Not really.

386
00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:56,541
That's gotta be some kind of
machine learning optimization.

387
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,010
Maybe a neural net?
Well, then I want that.

388
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,447
You need to put that
into our platform. Now.

389
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,483
I'm not even sure we have the resources
here to engineer something like that.

390
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,153
And even if we did, our platform
isn't designed to accommodate it.

391
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,855
You're talking about
a ground-up rebuild.

392
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,693
Great. So do that. And
beat them to market.

393
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:16,728
That's impossible.

394
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,163
You're at Hooli now, Marc.

395
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,433
In case you didn't know, here at Hooli,

396
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,803
we make the impossible possible.

397
00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:26,404
So if I say I need...

398
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,239
- What the fuck is happening?
- Oh, shit!

399
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,175
It looks like a zip bomb.
They must know it's us.

400
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,777
- That hard drive is fucked.
- This is my personal laptop.

401
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,647
You opened a stolen beta
on your personal computer?

402
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,782
Yes. And I installed it on my phone.

403
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,286
Shit. It could fry the entire system.

404
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,921
Cut the power to the building!
No, Gavin.

405
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,789
It's isolated to your user account,

406
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,357
so it's just your laptop and your phone.

407
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,126
It has no impact on the
rest of the network.

408
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,562
You don't know that. You don't know shit.
None of you do!

409
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:52,664
You don't even know what
Hendricks is capable of.

410
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:57,602
Cut the power to the building!
Cut the power to the building!

411
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,871
And that's that.

412
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:04,642
- And now... delete user.
- Nice.

413
00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:07,846
Wait, is that... is that Monica?
She finally opened it.

414
00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:09,881
Oh, yeah. Well, that's odd.

415
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,750
It says here that she
started using it yesterday.

416
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:15,987
Wait, so she lied? Why would
she lie about using the beta?

417
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,890
Yeah, why would Dinesh lie
about having friends?

418
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,392
Why would Tara lie to me
about fucking other guys

419
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,762
when we have a totally open
and hedonistic relationship

420
00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:25,530
that allows for behavior like that?

421
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,999
Because people like to lie, Richard.

422
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,101
It's a war of all against all.

423
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:34,973
The history of humanity is
a book written in blood.

424
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:38,777
We're all just animals in a pit.

425
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:42,547
- I feel very sad.
- Fucking Gilfoyle.

426
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:46,184
No, no. What are you doing?
Get back to work.

427
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,920
On what? You powered
down all the computers.

428
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,557
Use a notepad. Code on your phone.
We have a deadline here.

429
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,492
No, Gavin, you have a deadline.

430
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,495
We quit, like we should
have done the first time.

431
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,264
What first time? What
are you talking about?

432
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,833
We both worked at Nucleus
right here in this room.

433
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,768
Yeah, before you fired us and rehired us

434
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,672
to do the exact same thing
without ever noticing.

435
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,440
I invited you to my wedding, Gavin.

436
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,143
Why?

437
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,846
We just lost our key engineers.

438
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:15,947
What the hell do we do now?

439
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,215
No one leaves this room

440
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,950
until we figure it out.

441
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,821
Thanks for the lift.

442
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,323
Steve's place is pretty
far away from everything,

443
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,326
but he's letting me stay on
his couch for free, so...

444
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,030
And you were supposed
to be my meal ticket.

445
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:34,065
Yeah.

446
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,567
Hold on. CJ called.

447
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,368
Hey, uh, just wanted to let you know

448
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,237
about a great new story I'm chasing.

449
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,340
It's a cautionary tale of
two young entrepreneurs

450
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,975
who flew too close to the sun.

451
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,078
I mean, apparently in the
midst of losing millions,

452
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,813
they threw a huge party
they couldn't afford.

453
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,682
I talked to two bartenders and a caterer

454
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,250
who worked your party the other night.

455
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,253
None of them have been paid. Call me.

456
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:59,557
Well, it appears we spent our
last dime acquiring a tech blog

457
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,061
whose chief focus is
chronicling our demise.

458
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:05,029
And Jian-Yang...

459
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:08,299
Erlich Bachmann,
is your refrigerator running?

460
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,302
This is Mike Hunt.

461
00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:16,074
Oh, here, here it is on the right.

462
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,879
Thanks, man. Hey, uh, are
you sure you're cool

463
00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:23,147
with me taking both cannonballs?

464
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:27,252
- I'm sure.
- Thanks, partner.

465
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,393
I got it.

466
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,277
I know you lied.

467
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,345
- Sorry.
- What the fuck?

468
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,347
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

469
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,916
How the hell did you
know that I was here?

470
00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:00,084
Well, we have god-view on the beta,

471
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,720
and I saw you leave your
office and come here.

472
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,355
So you're stalking me?

473
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,658
Look, Monica, I know you're
lying about not using the beta,

474
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,294
so why haven't I heard from you?

475
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,030
- Richard...
- No, it's okay.

476
00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:14,432
If you don't like it, you can say it.

477
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:19,304
Everybody loves it, so I think I
can handle one negative review.

478
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,441
- Fine. I don't like it.
- Really?

479
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,977
Are you serious?
Everybody else loves it.

480
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,813
I've never wanted to like something
more in my life, Richard.

481
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,482
- I just... I don't.
- Okay.

482
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,352
What specifically do
you not like about it?

483
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,654
Specifically?

484
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,490
All of it.

485
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,827
I mean, it's not, it's
not the UX or the design

486
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,362
or anything that you can tweak.

487
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:48,399
It's just the whole
thing feels engineered.

488
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,869
Okay. Well, that might make sense
because, um, I'm an engineer.

489
00:22:51,972 --> 00:22:54,539
Look, you've gotten
overwhelmingly positive feedback.

490
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,642
The build is incredibly stable,
and you're out of money.

491
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,811
So if you think it's ready,

492
00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:03,114
you should launch and unlock
the next three million.

493
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,651
Look, Monica, I... I value your opinion,

494
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,587
and you're the one that doesn't like it,

495
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,456
so I don't know.

496
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,991
Richard, look...

497
00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:19,831
- I passed on Slack.
- Really?

498
00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,799
I never told Laurie.
She'd probably fire me

499
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,302
if she knew, but I had a chance to buy

500
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,338
20 percent of Slack for
nothing, and I passed.

501
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,774
I didn't get it. I still don't.

502
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:33,011
I mean, what is it? Is it email?
Is it a chat room?

503
00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:36,280
Turns out the answer is it's a
three billion dollar company.

504
00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:38,750
But that's the fucked up
thing about what we do.

505
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,585
Sometimes our opinion is wrong.

506
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,487
And no matter how good something is,

507
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,590
there's always gonna be
someone who doesn't get it.

508
00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:49,394
And unfortunately, with
Pied Piper, it's me.

509
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,929
Um, a week ago,

510
00:23:52,032 --> 00:23:55,733
I was worried about releasing
a beta no one would like.

511
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:59,003
I'm just bummed that you're
the one that doesn't like it.

512
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,839
Which is why you can't
listen to anyone else.

513
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,307
If you believe in something,

514
00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:07,578
don't let anyone talk you
out of it, including me.

515
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,747
Peter Gregory always said,

516
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,750
Don't invest in products;
invest in people.

517
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,686
I invested in you,

518
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,655
and if you think it's ready to go,

519
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:21,726
I will go to Laurie and
fight like hell for it.

520
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:25,196
So, what do you want to do?

521
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,067
Congratulations, everyone.

522
00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:30,468
Yeah, I can't believe it.

523
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,070
We're actually, finally, launching.

524
00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,906
Yes. Tuesday, 9:00 a.m.

525
00:24:35,008 --> 00:24:38,242
Pats on the back. Pats on the back.

526
00:24:43,183 --> 00:24:47,552
Gentlemen, I just realized
I've forgotten to take a shit.

527
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:51,355
So, uh, I'll see you back
at the old homestead.

528
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:53,224
Okay.

529
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,632
Laurie.

530
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:05,603
I have a business proposition
I'd like to discuss with you.

531
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,940
It's about my shares in Pied Piper.

532
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:14,779
Okay, T minus five minutes.

533
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:17,648
Dinesh, are you still
seriously squashing bugs?

534
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,817
Not really. I'm so fucking tired,

535
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,886
I'm creating more than I'm fixing.

536
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,055
Where the fuck is Gilfoyle?

537
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:28,025
This isn't easy for me to do.

538
00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:32,296
You served me well, old friend.

539
00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:37,034
But we're transferring to AWS now,

540
00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:41,739
and I'm afraid you can't come.

541
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,945
Oh, I'm pathetic?

542
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,981
I'd rather have a bunch of fake friends

543
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:53,751
than be best friends with
a fucking metal box.

544
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,587
Can't you two see?

545
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,923
You're each other's best friends.

546
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,759
Fuck you, Jared.

547
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,562
Yeah. Jinx.

548
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,531
You owe each other a friendship.

549
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,100
One minute. Holy shit.

550
00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:11,269
Holy shit.

551
00:26:11,371 --> 00:26:14,005
Excuse me.

552
00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:16,040
- Hello?
- Hey, it's CJ.

553
00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:18,309
Uh, I just heard from the
folks that worked your party.

554
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:21,646
And? And it turns out
they were paid in full.

555
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:25,316
So apparently I owe you an
apology, and I feel bad.

556
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,219
Not as bad as I feel, I can assure you.

557
00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:31,622
Yeah, I'm getting another call.

558
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,259
Hello?

559
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,494
Erlich Bachmann,

560
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,663
this is your mom,

561
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,598
and you are not my baby.

562
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:45,036
Not now, Jian-Yang! Not now!
Go back into your room!

563
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,006
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

564
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,408
Here we are, Erlich.

565
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,276
Jobs and Woz, Woz and Jobs.

566
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:54,278
I mean, we did it. You
and me, man, forever.

567
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,480
All right.

568
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,350
Richard, never been more
excited to be proven wrong.

569
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:05,156
Yeah, well, get ready for
your lives to change forever.

570
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:07,825
Five...

571
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:13,130
...four, three, two, one.

572
00:27:14,014 --> 00:27:16,233
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