1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:40,511 CHURCH BELLS RING 3 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,477 ALARM BEEPS 4 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,834 RADIO ON 5 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,514 BEEPING 6 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,870 THRASH METAL PLAYS 7 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,273 (Man) Tony! 8 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,315 Tony! 9 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,159 For Christ's sake, Tony! 10 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,878 Tony! 11 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:09,750 - Sorry! The volume's bust again! - Turn it down! 12 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,956 - I'm trying! - Every fucking morning! 13 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,032 Why don't you just get the sodding thing fixed?! 14 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,348 All right. All right. 15 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,749 - Pull the plug out! - What? 16 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,912 Pull the fucking plug out, you twat! 17 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,356 Jesus Christ, Tony! 18 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,032 Pull the plug out, you pillock! 19 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,230 Tony! 20 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,635 Tony! 21 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,315 MUSIC CONTINUES 22 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,753 Oh, shit! 23 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,915 MUSIC STOPS 24 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,039 DOOR HANDLE RATTLES 25 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,395 (Man) Bugger! 26 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,435 KNOCK AT DOOR 27 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,318 - How long you gonna be in there? - Not long now. 28 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,551 Oh, fucking, bollocking, twat, fuck. 29 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,791 How come I'm never allowed to use my own sodding bathroom?! 30 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,835 Oh, Jesus wept. 31 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,518 SPITS 32 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,399 Hey, sweetheart, do you want some eggs? 33 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,038 No, thanks. 34 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,350 Effy's having some. She didn't sleep too well. 35 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,351 (Man) Get out of the bathroom. 36 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,319 I need a piss! 37 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,073 Tony! He won't even answer me. 38 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,355 I mean, what's he doing up there? 39 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,228 Perming his fucking pubes or something? Anthea, what is he doing?! 40 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,151 I think that lock's messed up again. 41 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,798 I put the drill under the sink. 42 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,239 You take me for a complete James Blunt, don't you? 43 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,390 - Do you want an egg? - I want a fucking piss. 44 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,519 Jim, I was wondering, do you have to swear all the time? 45 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:20,594 Sodding, fucking, bollocky shit, wank. Where is the twat? 46 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,911 DRILL WHIRS 47 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,116 (Jim) Every fucking morning! 48 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,156 RINGING 49 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,993 MOBILE BUZZES 50 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,880 Fuck off. 51 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,552 - Wake up, Sid, you twat. - 'I'm asleep.' 52 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,595 No, you're not. 53 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,240 'Or just too bored to speak to you, so leave a message.' 54 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,754 You're a lazy turd, Sid. We have plans, remember? 55 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,149 Concerning your cock. Ring me. 56 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,798 RINGING 57 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,839 'Waaaagh! Got you! I'm not here, you wankers. Leave a message.' 58 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,319 Jesus, dozy fuckers. 59 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,634 MOBILE RINGS 60 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,034 Tony? What? 61 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:04,079 - Jal, can you nip round and wake Sid up? - Nip round? He lives half a mile away. 62 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,436 - Just nip round and quickly give him a... - 'I'm trying to fucking practice here.' 63 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,272 'I've got another call. Stay on the line.' 64 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,315 Jesus. 65 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,435 Hi, Nips. 66 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,475 'Stop calling me, Nips.' 67 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,232 'It's a funny name. 68 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,756 'I've seen a few nipples, Nips, and yours are fucking hilarious.' 69 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,432 My nipples are not funny, OK? 70 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,557 'That's your opinion. Anyway, you said you'd help out with Sid today? ' 71 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,595 What?! 72 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,033 With Sid. The virgin thing. 73 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,394 You weren't serious? 74 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,950 He's got to pop his cherry and I've nominated you to, you know, help out. 75 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,998 God, Tony. Do I have to? 76 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,072 You promised. Hang on, I've got Chris on the line. Stay there. 77 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,752 Whatever. 78 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,273 Yeah, man. You rang? 79 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,191 'Where the fuck is everyone? It's nine o'clock.' 80 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,838 Oh man, I'm in bed. 81 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,478 Can't you go and get Sid? 82 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,393 I can't. I'm busy. Busy-busy, you remember? 83 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,710 Ah, Buck Tooth? 84 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,472 Yo! 85 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,709 Give her a big hello from me, yeah? 86 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,873 You already did that, didn't ya. It's my turn now. All right, laters. 87 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,190 Anyway, it's not that much to ask, Nips. 88 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,510 Sid's almost 17. He's gotta get laid 89 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,273 before his birthday otherwise he can't be my friend, obviously. 90 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,352 - What the fuck are you talking about?! - Sorry, Jal. Wrong call. Can you hold? 91 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,079 - No. - Perhaps you could help out with Sid's cherry. 92 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,754 'I don't think so! You need someone deaf, blind and stupid for that.' 93 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,637 - That's unkind. - Bye, Tony. 94 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,039 Wanna come to a party? 95 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,076 'Goodbye, Tony. And stop calling Michelle Nips.' 96 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,196 It's a funny name. She's got a funny nipple... 97 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,229 'You still there? ' 98 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,958 - All right. - 'Huh? ' 99 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,554 I'll help Sid if he's so desperate. 100 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,596 'Safe. We'll do it at the party tonight, yeah. 101 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,908 'Meet us in the cafe so we can plan.' 102 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:33,955 I have to plan? 103 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,474 - Oh, yes. Later, Nips. - 'I said don't call me...! ' 104 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,349 They're fine! 105 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,914 MOBILE RINGS 106 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:59,158 I can't talk right now. Ooow! 107 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,878 Cheers, Tony. 108 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,154 Tony? 109 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,312 - Hello, Mr Jenkins. It's Tony. - 'Hi, Tony. What can we do for you? ' 110 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,188 We're a little worried about Sid. He's got a sociology test in ten minutes and, er... 111 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,679 'What? He's what? ' 112 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,155 (Man) Wake up you lazy, bone-idle, little fucker! 113 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,798 Ah. 114 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,839 Up! You complete and total fucking sodding waste of fucking space! 115 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,114 What? 116 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,430 (Tony) 'Cafe now! We've got things to talk about.' 117 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,475 Like what? 118 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,152 - Virgins. - 'Huh? ' 119 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,639 Virgins. Virginity. 120 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:40,315 Whose? 121 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,355 Yours, you anus. 122 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,591 - I'm listening. - 'Hang on.' 123 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,193 Tony? 124 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,748 Cheers, Tone. My uncle wants to stone me to death now. 125 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,638 - 'No, he doesn't. Your uncle's lovely.' - What was it? 126 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,439 Party tonight. Sid's getting de-cherried. 127 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,909 Chris promised Maxxie we're gonna go to his big gay night out. 128 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,274 Is Chris gay? 129 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,032 - No. - Are you gay? 130 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:04,272 No. But Maxxie says there's gonna be lots of hot women there... 131 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,996 ...desperate because there's nobody to shag - except for me and Chris. 132 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,640 Anwar, you dippy twat. Sid's flying solo down the tunnel of love 133 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,994 and he needs support, yeah? 134 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,434 Could we watch? 135 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,589 Oh, Jesus! 136 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,274 PHONE RINGS 137 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,713 Yup. 138 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,189 Hey, Maxxie. We need you tonight. 139 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,431 Sorry, Bruv. Big, gay night out. Me and the lads. 140 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,748 The lads? 141 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:34,071 Yeah. I'm going to take them on a voyage of wonder and discovery. 142 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,869 'Fuck that! Look, Max - for Christ sakes! ' 143 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,474 Can you stop fucking tap dancing? I can't hear myself think. 144 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,279 Sorry, Tone. Gotta get these moves. You know - for the show. 145 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,191 Do they have tap dancing in Death Of A Salesman? 146 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,033 It needs a number. I've always said that. 147 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,429 'Anyway, meet me on the green before psychology.' 148 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,112 Got ya. 149 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,635 God, I'm good. 150 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,308 Sid. 151 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,549 Sid, you still there? 152 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,111 - Sid! - Er, yeah? 153 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,317 A personal briefing is essential. Cafe, 20 minutes. 154 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,834 'Tonight, Sidney my Cherry o' Baby,' 155 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,196 you present Mr Happy with the keys to the Furry City. 156 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,352 Tonight, Mr Happy. 157 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,829 The Furry City. 158 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,076 BELCHES 159 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,472 I'm crap in the mornings. 160 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,438 You're always crap. No exercise, rubbish food and too much caffeine. 161 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,192 Fuck off. 162 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,077 I didn't have a sociology test, did I? 163 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,878 No. 164 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,393 Fucker. 165 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,713 This better be good. 166 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,998 Trust me. Tonight we go to a party and you finally pop the cherry. 167 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,992 You finally get the VIP tour of Netherland. You finally... 168 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,593 Fuck off! "Finally". 169 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,240 It's embarrassing. 170 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,959 It's common and quite normal for someone of 16 to... 171 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,271 No. It's embarrassing, Sid. 172 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,510 Shit. 173 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,669 All right. How? 174 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,036 We go to the party and we get a girl catastrophically spliffed up. 175 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,796 In her confused state, she comes to believe, however momentarily, 176 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,074 that you're attractive enough to shag. 177 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:30,073 - Who's the lucky girl, then? - I think you're gonna like this. 178 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:36,231 Oh, yes. You are a very, very lucky little boy. 179 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,119 Michelle? 180 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,668 I'm gonna do it with Michelle? 181 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,752 - Hang on, Sid. - I'm gonna dock the ferry with Michelle. 182 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,355 Cheers, Tony. You don't know what... 183 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,477 Hi. 184 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,120 ...what this means. 185 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:27,237 Are we getting me laid or shall I just start filming and take it back for private time? 186 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,436 All right. Who's stupid enough to fuck Sid? 187 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,475 Cassie. 188 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,039 She's still in hospital. 189 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,476 They let her out. She's just not allowed to handle knives. 190 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,999 All right. She'll do. 191 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,877 We're gonna need a lot of drugs. 192 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,076 Get an ounce. We can sell it at the party. 193 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,310 I've got to get an ounce of spliff? 194 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,518 There's this guy who'll sell on tick. Tell him we'll pay tomorrow. 195 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,953 But why don't you go? 196 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,077 Got tai chi, then my choir audition, then psychology. 197 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,196 Cassie's great in the sack. 198 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,111 As long as she's not hungry. 199 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,235 Who says? 200 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,912 (Both) Everyone. 201 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,835 OK, fuck it. What's this guy's name? 202 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,589 It's all on there. 203 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,355 That's this guy's name? Mad Twatter? 204 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,591 Is that waking up your chi, Karate Kid? 205 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,750 PIANO PLAYS 206 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:38,472 You've gone away But I feel you near 207 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:43,873 The softness of your touch is somehow always here 208 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:49,592 And I watch with my ever sorry eyes 209 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:55,471 Knowing I'm not discreet when you leave me 210 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,949 You've far from me 211 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,792 And my guard is down 212 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:05,471 I wanna hear it said they'll never part somehow 213 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:12,159 To just love me more And I know for sure 214 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:18,110 That I'm just not discreet when you leave me 215 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:23,832 And when I'm alone I think how much I miss you 216 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:29,358 And long for the day when you will miss me too 217 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:33,752 I sit on my own and dream of how I'll kiss you 218 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:39,517 And you see me in the way that I see you 219 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:45,948 You're far away Will be gone a while 220 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:51,034 I look into a sunbeam Where I see you smile 221 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,918 And I have to go 222 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:59,791 Cos deep down I know 223 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,997 That I'm just not discreet 224 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:09,315 When you le-e-ave me. 225 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,916 That was lovely, Anthony. Really, quite lovely. 226 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,797 Thanks. 227 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,270 I'm sure we'd love to have you in the chamber choir. 228 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,793 Looking forward to it. 229 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,272 - Hi. - Hi. 230 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,794 My frands think you're really cool, yah? 231 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,677 - Your... sorry? - My frands. 232 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,309 Are you still coming to my party tonight? It'd be safe if you did. 233 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,834 Bring some frands. My parents are in Cloisters. 234 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,753 We're just going to go wild on drum'n'bass. 235 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,671 Sounds great. 236 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,797 After 8.30 because Miriam has to get back from her cello recital. 237 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,518 - No problem. - Bring some frands. 238 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,555 PHONE RINGS 239 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,198 I absolutely will. Gotta dash. See you later. 240 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,232 Did you find Cassie? She's coming, right? 241 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,799 Christ's sakes, Michelle! 242 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,509 Tell her we've got spliff and all the Cheesy Wotsits she can eat. 243 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,309 I'm going to psychology. I'll come and do you with the magic motor. 244 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,197 You got new batteries? 245 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,396 Nice. Warm it up for Super Fly. 246 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,311 You! You, boy. 247 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,756 What's your business in here?! 248 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,956 - Interview. - I doubt that. 249 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,076 This is an all-girl school. Where should you be, boy? 250 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,594 I'm at Roundview College. 251 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:27,037 And you think you can just walk in here and accost ladies, do you? 252 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,634 I was auditioning for the City Chamber Choir, 253 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,679 responding to a perceived need for more male parts, man. 254 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,230 My name is Mr Griffiths and I'm the head of French here and addressed as "Sir". 255 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,757 Do they even teach you French in that technical college you attend? 256 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,795 They do. 257 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,996 And what do you call your French teacher? 258 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,310 Pierre. 259 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,632 You! Come here! I want to know your name. Come here! 260 00:15:54,720 --> 00:16:00,272 I'm talking to you. I'll report you to your college, you common oik! 261 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,830 Hey, it's me. Yeah, did you find it? 262 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,433 I think so. 263 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,954 I dunno, Tone. 264 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,792 Totally fucking weird, OK? 265 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,155 'I don't care if it looks weird, Sid. Get on with it! ' 266 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,515 All right. 267 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,234 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 268 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,268 I told you, Tony. I'm fucking doing it. 269 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,588 Oh! 270 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,511 Are you my 2.30? 271 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,431 - 'Sid.' - Hi, Mum. 272 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,476 - You here to see Alicia? - I'll ring you back? 273 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,073 Come in, for Christ's sakes. 274 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,957 - 'Where are you? ' - College. 275 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,474 The neighbours are bitching with the cameras. 276 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,755 I gotta go. I'm not talking to anybody. 277 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,114 I've got to go. 278 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,428 Alicia? 279 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,080 I'm going to French. I'll talk to you later. 280 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,230 Little geek guy here! Is he yours? 281 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,036 Hi. 282 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,076 You here for a threesome? 283 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,554 Big Issue? 284 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,915 - Get a fucking job, Kenny. - Fuck you. 285 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,833 - How was the holiday? - Shit. Faliraki's gone downhill. 286 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,710 Crap hotel. Four stars means nothing now. Fucking nothing. 287 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,915 See ya. 288 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,272 Big Issue, love? 289 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,874 (Girl) Here he comes, cock of the year. 290 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,871 (Boy) So who's gonna tell him we can't go to the party? 291 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,234 Shut up. Here he comes. 292 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,390 What you been doing in Poshville Towers, eh? 293 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,152 Broadening my horizons. 294 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,028 Those girls do not do fickety fick with town scum like you. 295 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,793 It doesn't matter what you can do with your muscles. 296 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:45,991 I say this world extends way beyond this field of dreams. And I want to see that world. 297 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,308 What the fuck's he on about? 298 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,197 He's quoting. It's a literary reference. 299 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,952 What? You mean Shakespeare and shit? 300 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,632 Dawson's Creek. 301 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:57,589 I don't know what that is, but if you guys want to waste your life watching television... 302 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,559 - You don't watch television, Chris? - No, I don't watch television, you braindeads. 303 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,030 Can you not think of anything better to entertain yourselves? 304 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,075 Like? 305 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,072 Like pills. 306 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,519 Is that it? 307 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,716 No. 308 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,273 Shagging. 309 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,351 - Cultural. - Oh, yeah. 310 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,510 It fucking is cultural. 311 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,149 You're full of shit. Nobody's gonna shag you with a cock that tiny. 312 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,470 You shouldn't have got it out. 313 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,313 It was strip poker, what do you want me to do? 314 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,995 You weren't even playing! You shouldn't have got it out, Chris. 315 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,640 Just because you lot are such a bunch of pussies. 316 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:40,157 Enough of that. Gotta go because we got psychology. We don't want to miss Angie. 317 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,231 You will come to this party tonight? 318 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,914 - Aaah, I can't, man. - (Girl) Me neither. 319 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,399 (Max) We told you! Big gay night out. 320 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,471 We'll have a shed-Ioad of spliff. 321 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,755 Look, we don't need any. The town's awash. 322 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,956 It's like someone planted up Lithuania. 323 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,634 Oh, Christ. Sid's scoring an ounce now. 324 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,109 Call him off, man. You'll be oversupplied. 325 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,316 Sid? 326 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,594 Answer, you twat! 327 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:11,950 HUMMING 328 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,635 You wish you could have me back 329 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,393 And be your fool forever... 330 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,309 I got to walk in on 'em by mistake now. 331 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,072 Do you want a coke or something? 332 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,429 No. Do you think he'll be long? 333 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,670 Not once I burst in all flummoxed up, he won't. 334 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,070 No, I meant the guy I came to see. 335 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,115 Mad? 336 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,636 Mad. Is that... Is that his real name? 337 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,914 Oh, yeah. 338 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,834 RHYTHMIC BANGING ON WALL 339 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,998 You know what, I think I'll come back later. 340 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:55,200 It's fine. Just don't stare. He doesn't like people staring. 341 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,269 Right. 342 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,874 He's sensitive, you know. 343 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,599 Just don't stare at it. 344 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,238 At... 345 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,117 At what? 346 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,679 < Hello! 347 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,799 < I've unexpectedly come home early by accident! 348 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,189 RHYTHMIC BANGING GETS FASTER 349 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,157 Sid, for Christ's sakes don't buy the dope. Nobody's coming. 350 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,832 We're aborting the mission. 351 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:24,358 And Sid. Pick up your messages, you absolute and utter lower colon! 352 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,237 SIGHS 353 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,595 RHYTHMIC BANGING AND MOANING 354 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,796 SCREAMING 355 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,599 Oh, fuck this. 356 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,075 You staring at me? 357 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,718 No, not at all. 358 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,872 So, er, you're Mad? 359 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,393 Yes, I am. 360 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,518 Maddison Twatter... 361 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,989 PhD. 362 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,719 You got a problem? 363 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,076 No, no, no. 364 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,675 Um, so you're a doctor, then? 365 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,235 Who said? 366 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,949 Well, the Ph... D thing. 367 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,716 Yeah, yeah, you could say that. You could say, um, pretty... huge... 368 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,755 ...dick. 369 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,478 LAUGHS MANICALLY 370 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,675 Yeah! 371 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,990 CONTINUES TO LAUGH 372 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,479 Which? 373 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,198 Which? 374 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,759 Doctor, Pretty Huge Dick. Which? 375 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,234 Both? 376 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,355 I like you. What's up, kid? 377 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,635 I mean, do you wanna... 378 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,549 Do you wanna get laid? 379 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,073 Huh? How did you? 380 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,479 I mean. 381 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:52,998 No, no. I was, er, looking to maybe get some spliff. 382 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,878 LIGHTER CRACKLES 383 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,839 You being fucking funny? 384 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,114 Absolutely not. 385 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,235 Show me some money. 386 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,550 Right, well. That's the thing. 387 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:15,510 Cos someone said that maybe I could get the stuff, and pay, like... 388 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,832 ...later? 389 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,070 - Woah. - Oh, fuck! 390 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,948 Credit terms. That's just a whole fucking shark attack there, right? 391 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,157 I quite understand. Let's just forget... 392 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,153 No, fuck it. It's your game, if you want to play it. 393 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,390 Do you wanna play? 394 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,154 Yeah, yeah... Yeah. 395 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,479 Um, how about an ounce of spliff? 396 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,834 Three ounces it is. 397 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,948 No, no, an ounce... of... spliff. 398 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,315 Three ounces. 399 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,313 That's three hundred pounds 400 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,356 of easy credit, 401 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:04,594 so you've got 48 hours to pay me. 402 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,275 SOFA CREAKS, BAGS RUSTLE 403 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,359 Have you got balls? 404 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,873 Yeah. 405 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,070 I'm just checking, because 406 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,071 your balls are your collateral. 407 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,352 You got me? 408 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,556 Yeah. 409 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,232 After time, denial, 410 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,993 anger and bargaining will give way to a depression. 411 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,232 In this phase the sense of emotional loss is amplified and may seem unbearable. 412 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,390 WEEPING 413 00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,439 In this phase, the feelings of low self-esteem and hopelessness are common. 414 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,718 But these will finally give way, eventually, to the final phase of acceptance... 415 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,552 WEEPING CONTINUES 416 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,791 ...an understanding that what has been lost can never return, 417 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,189 and that life can continue although it may be very different. 418 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,033 (Sobbing) Oh, God! 419 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,430 SOBS 420 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,917 And a journey is complete. 421 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,229 No more sports science teachers, Angie. 422 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,629 SOBS SUBSIDE 423 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,392 I know. 424 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,870 - Hey, it doesn't matter how big his dick is... - Shut it, Chris. 425 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,468 You're all so lovely to me. 426 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,393 I need you... 427 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,554 your coursework in by next week for the deadline, if that's OK. 428 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,110 It's important for my department score, 429 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,633 you know... 430 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,115 SOBS 431 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,069 I could say that he touched me up in the shower or something. 432 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,753 Could you? 433 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,354 - Chris, you idiot! - What? What? 434 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,197 Where the fuck have you been? 435 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,238 Doing What you said. I fucking hope this is still on. You got hold of Cass? 436 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,278 - Yeah, but thing is... - Great. Well, I got the spliff. 437 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,237 Didn't you get my messages, you tit? 438 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,157 MOBILE PLAYS WELCOME CHORDS 439 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,437 MESSAGE BEEPS 440 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,830 MORE MESSAGE BEEPS 441 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,035 SIGHS 442 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,553 Problem? 443 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,995 MESSAGE BEEPS 444 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,035 Please! 445 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:11,669 You OK, Angie? Another day, another dollar, eh? 446 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,478 Yes. 447 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,233 Can I carry your books? 448 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:24,118 Um, yes, but you don't have to do it every day, Chris. 449 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,519 I do. 450 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,555 MOBILE RINGS 451 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,709 - I'll get it. - No need... 452 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,998 Angie's phone... Stop ringing her, or you'll have me to deal with. 453 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,310 - Let me have it. - Yep, Chris Miles here. 454 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,152 Angie's friend. 455 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,232 She's got friends, you know what I'm saying, you tosser. 456 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,836 Right. Yeah, yeah, I'll have the coursework in by Thursday. 457 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,514 Are you saying I can have an extension? 458 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,272 Yeah. 459 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,397 Don't ring her again... bell end! 460 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,238 Sorted him out! 461 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,276 Right. 462 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,194 I'm not sure you're supposed to... 463 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,672 Thanks, Chris. 464 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,510 Pleasure is all mine, Angie. 465 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,750 Shall we? 466 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,434 Jesus. Is that it? 467 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,593 Yup. It's Abigail's party. And we've got to sell an ounce of dope. 468 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,477 I was meaning to talk to you... 469 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,758 So we tell them it's like, Mongolian Hallucinogenic or something. 470 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,718 They're all so dim they might just buy it. 471 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,360 - Yes, but you see, that's the thing. - Tony! 472 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,550 - Hey. - Hey. 473 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,589 Where is everyone? 474 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,719 Not coming. And Sid has to sell or he's in shit with his dealer. 475 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,028 Hang on. "My dealer"? 476 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,669 Anyway, I brought Cassie. Cassie, you remember Sid, right? 477 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,880 Yeah, wow, lovely... No. But I like that you're funny-Iooking. 478 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,077 That's cute - like, wow, man. 479 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,118 - How's the treatment going, Cassie? - Oh, it's cool. 480 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,273 I wear a white dress and now I can eat yoghurt, 481 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,954 Cup-a-Soup and hazelnuts now. 482 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,918 I'm not sick if they let me play with the cats. 483 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,797 Yeah, it's like... 484 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,150 ...hazy days, you know. 485 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,754 Well, that's encouraging. 486 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,991 Oh, thank you. You're so nice. 487 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:46,991 Cass, Cass, Cass! Sid's going to be looking after you tonight. 488 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,117 Oh, would you? Wow! 489 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,997 And Sid's got a whole bag of drugs. 490 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,559 Wow! 491 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,234 That's so nice. 492 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,754 And I bet you won't even make me eat anything. 493 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,070 No. No. 494 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,196 Thank you. 495 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,350 Right, great! Let's go in and shift this ounce, then, yeah? 496 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,716 It's three ounces. 497 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,074 I got three ounces. 498 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,759 Hi, Abi. 499 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,832 Tony! Lovely. 500 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,558 And these must be your frands. 501 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,595 Sorry? 502 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,353 Yeah, this is Michelle, Cassie and Sid. 503 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,589 Super. 504 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,477 Wow, you're lovely. 505 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,629 Super. 506 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,439 Where's the kitchen? I want to see the kitchen. 507 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,239 It's through there. Come in. 508 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,753 Cheers. 509 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,231 Oh... shoes. 510 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,357 It's just that Mummy had this carpet imported from Iran. 511 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,351 We have to be so, so careful with the pile. 512 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,715 Right, yep, sure. 513 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,949 Sorry. 514 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,473 (Tony) No problem. 515 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,197 Can I get you some rum punch? 516 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,477 I'm afraid we're getting rather giggly on it - isn't that safe! 517 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,757 Mmm, we love rum punch, don't we, Chelle? 518 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,077 Super. 519 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:24,310 Everyone, this is Tony and his frands. Tony, this is Sarah, Josh, Sarah, 520 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,313 Maddie, Felicia, Hugo, Sebastian, Sarah, Sam and Sarah. 521 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,109 - What was your name again? - Sid. 522 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,668 Sid? Is that Polish or something? 523 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,910 No, I don't think so. 524 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,831 Danuta's Polish. Danuta. 525 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,111 She doesn't speak English. 526 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,192 But you can just speak to her in Italian or in French. 527 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,999 She likes you. 528 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,957 Oh. Cheers. 529 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:12,831 Abi, I wonder if you and your friends would like a little something? 530 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,319 Something? 531 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,038 You know, get a bit squiffy. 532 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,112 Oh, ya, that would be so safe, you know. 533 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,839 Great, because we've got some really cool shit which would get you... 534 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,037 - But we can't smoke anything in the hice. - The "hice"? 535 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,557 Yes, because the silk wallpaper's just arrived from Rome, and Mummy's particular 536 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,950 about odours, and we simply mustn't, or she'll go wild. 537 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,951 Bummer. 538 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,032 OK, yah. This is MC Hugo on the decks, 539 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,793 and we're going to have a tremendous time, yah? 540 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,598 (AIl) Yah! 541 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,800 So let's chizzle on this dizzle and party down. 542 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,394 RAP MUSIC PLAYS 543 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,629 Isn't that something? 544 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,035 Ghetto-stylee. 545 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,112 Oh, come on, Tony! Isn't this just bitching? 546 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,949 Come on, Tony. 547 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,360 JARS RATTLE AND CLUNK 548 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,908 Hi. 549 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,709 Oh, hi. 550 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,711 This is so, so wicked. 551 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,712 They've got such cool food. Look at it all. 552 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,719 Wow. 553 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,756 Right. Are you hungry or something? 554 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,037 Oh, no. You mustn't eat it. 555 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,672 Just... arrange it. 556 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,558 They haven't got it organised properly at all. 557 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,676 There. 558 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,711 That's it. Much better. 559 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,994 I don't feel sick now. 560 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,877 Cool. 561 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,758 So... are you going to fuck me later? 562 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,195 Pardon? 563 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,510 You know. Like Michelle said. 564 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,795 She said that? 565 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,199 Oh, yes. 566 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,875 Look, I've got all this fucking weed. 567 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,269 Do you want a spliff or something? 568 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,191 No. 569 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,998 I can't. 570 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,991 It makes you hungry. 571 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,152 - Well, I don't mind. - I do. 572 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,359 Sorry. 573 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,115 Oh... 574 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,589 wow. 575 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,958 You can keep me company, yeah? 576 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,996 Yeah. 577 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:26,838 HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS 578 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,354 GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS 579 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,958 Jesus. 580 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,792 As big gay nights go... 581 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,074 It's not that big. 582 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,438 I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to show you my world, you know. 583 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,272 I'm definitely not turning gay. 584 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,158 Me neither. Nope. 585 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,477 It can be a lot of fun. 586 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,678 We had the Pontypool Mounted Police Formation Dance Team in last week. 587 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,274 What a blast! 588 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,432 - Well, just have to imagine that. - Hey, where you going? 589 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,839 To find that party. 590 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,674 - Nah. - It's posh kids. All the boys are gay. 591 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,875 Yeah? 592 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,110 Are the girls gay too? 593 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,113 Look, everyone's gay. Right, let's get the fuck out of here. 594 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,788 GIRL SHOUTS 595 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,949 I think we found it. 596 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,075 Bosh! 597 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,435 Double bosh! And it only took five hours, 598 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,432 four buses and two bottles of vodka. 599 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,557 REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS 600 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,710 Man, check this thing out! 601 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,917 - Cool, man. - Yeah! 602 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,673 Ooh, yep. 603 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,953 Careless. 604 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,278 Hey, Tony... 605 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,796 Tone. Changed our minds, man. 606 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,359 The monkey man's here! 607 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,873 PANTING 608 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,393 Wow! 609 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,351 Oh! 610 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,237 Wow. 611 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,676 This is lovely, lovely, lovely. Wow. 612 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,470 Waoo! 613 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,630 Cassie? You OK? 614 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,358 Get up here. 615 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,671 You've got to, got to bounce. Whoo! 616 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,754 (Abi) Tony, it's too wild, too wild. 617 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,674 Take them off, take them off! 618 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,716 OK. 619 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,471 I'm totally wired... 620 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,589 Fuck! 621 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,159 Oh, shit! 622 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,033 It's no good though, Sid. Is it? 623 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,758 What? What is? 624 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,751 You fancy me? 625 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,831 I... Sure, I... 626 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,876 But you really love Michelle. 627 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,954 It shows? 628 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,190 Fucking right it shows. 629 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,272 Anyway, she told me. 630 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,715 She told you? 631 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,834 Oh, fuck. 632 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,994 She said that Tony doesn't love her properly, but you do, 633 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,038 and it's too fucked up because she totally loves him even though 634 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,599 she thinks you're sweet. 635 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,672 Sweet? She thinks I'm sweet. 636 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,959 I'm in so much shit. 637 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,994 No, you're not. 638 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,513 No? 639 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,797 I mean, what would you do if... 640 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,792 if everything's so fucked up, and you... 641 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,156 and you just don't know what to do? 642 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,676 I stop eating until they take me to hospital. 643 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,554 Look at those clouds. 644 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,272 Wow. 645 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,117 You wanna do it now? 646 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,675 Huh? 647 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,830 I won't mind. 648 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,149 But you'll have to be quick. 649 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,310 Why? 650 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,353 Because... 651 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,994 ...I took a shit load of pills. 652 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,195 Pills? 653 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,474 What kind of pills? 654 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,028 Oh, you know. 655 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,510 Pills. 656 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,477 Cassie? 657 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,994 Cassie. 658 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,833 Oh... 659 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,433 Oh, fuck. 660 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,913 You fucking bastard! 661 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,358 Shit! What's wrong with her! 662 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,750 - She's pilled up, for fuck' sake. - Time to leave. 663 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,354 Maxxie, Anwar, come on. 664 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,033 Nice one, Chris. 665 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,553 Good party. 666 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,718 Guys, can we get going? Just in case Cassie's like, dying or something. 667 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,796 I normally take her to the city hospital. 668 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,835 It's miles. 669 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,639 I think she likes you, Chris. 670 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,631 Safe! 671 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:16,273 Yes, but OK, we have no bus or taxi, OK! We are stuck, yeah? 672 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,718 We steal car. 673 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,360 Then make fuck, English boy, yes? 674 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,035 Yes. 675 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,672 Come on, find the fucking hospital. 676 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,637 Come on, Tony, we need a doctor. 677 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,199 (Tony) I can't work out the gears. 678 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,236 It's a fucking automatic, Tony. 679 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,197 HORN HONKS 680 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,475 What are you doing? 681 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,915 - Tony! - Stop shouting! 682 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,719 She's stopped breathing. 683 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,074 OK, there it is. 684 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,957 SKIDDING 685 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,553 HORNS BEEP 686 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,350 - OK, quick. Get her inside. - Yeah, but what do we tell them? 687 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,876 I don't know, improvise. Go on, we've got to stash the car. 688 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,315 Come on, what are you waiting for? 689 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,075 Oh, I had such a lovely dream... 690 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,593 Wow. 691 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,957 Get it out. 692 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,476 We can at least some spliffs before you're taken out and debollocked. 693 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,472 Oh, nice. Thanks Tone. 694 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,994 Relax. We'll sell it tomorrow. 695 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,195 Where? 696 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,759 We just will. 697 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,197 I like the boats. They go places. 698 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,272 Like over the sea and everything. 699 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,398 Are you OK, Anwar? 700 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,756 Shut up. I can't fucking pee if you're looking. 701 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,548 You're looking, aren't you? 702 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,437 (AIl) No. 703 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,752 - Who's got skins? - Er, me. Hang on. 704 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,991 Don't say you haven't got them. 705 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,197 Stop worrying. We've had all our bad luck for today. 706 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,838 You put them in your back pocket. 707 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,672 - When? - Come here. 708 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,958 Hang on. There. Yeah, I got them. 709 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,474 (Michelle) Tony! Tony, do something! 710 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,515 Tony! 711 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,034 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 712 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,595 Oh, my God! 713 00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,312 Tony! 714 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,110 I think that could have gone a lot worse, don't you? 715 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,515 The dope's gone. 716 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,160 At least we've got our health. 717 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,878 That's the important thing. 718 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,513 Chicken feet scratch out a beat 719 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,229 While head rolls on the ground 720 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,039 Lookin' for a piece of meat 721 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,715 And sleep in eiderdown 722 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:54,190 I walked a million miles 723 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,478 I crawled a million more... 724 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,994 For God's sakes, 725 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,230 what are you doing, Miriam? 726 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,390 Why do you have to get up so early? 727 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,152 Just getting ready. 728 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:13,552 Anybody would think you wanted the neighbours to see you. 729 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,153 Do you hear me, woman? 730 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,429 Yes, darling. 731 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,632 Tony. 732 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:24,914 Yes, Sid. 733 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,037 Chris and that Polish girl. 734 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,918 They got out of the car at the hospital, right? 735 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,390 I mean, they got out before the harbour, yeah? 736 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,595 Yeah. 737 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,997 Yeah. 738 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,752 Yeah. 739 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,317 You still a virgin, then? 740 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,473 Yup. 741 00:44:54,305 --> 00:45:54,395 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn