1 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:22,814 You look great. 2 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:27,277 Thanks. Never hurts to change it up a little bit. 3 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,695 Except for the ring. 4 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:33,116 Never gonna take that off. It's my sparkly little ball and chain. 5 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,453 Any second thoughts about your girls' night out? 6 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,706 Clark, my swinging single days have swung. 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,376 It's just all this wedding stuff is very wedding-y. 8 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,086 I never thought I'd be that gal. 9 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:48,090 - Chloe: Ahem. Lois? - I think there's something missing. 10 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:52,928 Ta-da! Your bachelorette superpower-up. 11 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,514 Not bad. I thought I'd be spending the night... 12 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:59,184 Cuffed to a blowup doll while wearing a dog collar. 13 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,394 So with this thing... 14 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,938 - I will be drinking free all night long. - Yes, she will. 15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,025 Oh. Got it. 16 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:11,113 After all the years that I've known you, I don't think I've seen you this happy. 17 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,824 Well, it wouldn't be the same without you being here. 18 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:17,035 I just wish I could freeze this moment in time forever. 19 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,745 Me too. 20 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,249 Unfortunately, the limo is here, so we should go. 21 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,251 Oh, but before we do, a toast. 22 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:28,213 Oh, right. A toast. Sorry. Forgot that one. 23 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,759 To the bride and groom. 24 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,890 You know, to friends. 25 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:45,272 You two amazing people have been the best friends I could have ever asked for. 26 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:49,526 And we want you to know... 27 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,528 That we are here for you... 28 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,864 To support you... 29 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:57,159 As you begin your happily-ever-after adventure. 30 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:02,956 And tonight is all about celebrating you. 31 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,543 And I hope you boys have fun tonight... 32 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,712 But don't do anything I wouldn't do. 33 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,631 Oliver: No. No, we wouldn't do that. 34 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,508 Okay. To the bride and groom. 35 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,969 - Cheers. - Cheers. 36 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,253 What did you do? 37 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,347 What did we do? 38 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,121 Clark: Stay! 39 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,708 Okay, he can just hang tight in there while we figure this out. 40 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,506 - You don't think that we...? - Exchanged vows? 41 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,757 - I mean... - Said "I do"? 42 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,634 - Both... - Did the deed? Oh, god. 43 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,930 Don't say the word "consummate." The answer has to be no. 44 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,352 Okay. What if these are just costumes? 45 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,270 Right. We went to a costume party... 46 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,607 Dressed like the top of a wedding cake? Clark. 47 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,574 Looks like things got a little out of control. 48 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:29,162 Okay, before we go defcon 1 on the stag party snafu... 49 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,916 Let's just take a step back. Whoa. 50 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,585 I can't, Chloe. I have no memory of what happened... 51 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,587 Which is weird, because alcohol... 52 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,173 Yeah, well, my memory etch a sketch is blank too. 53 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,719 Must be more than champagne in these bottles. 54 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,723 I didn't realize this was a gift. 55 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,309 "Congrats, Clark. You deserve a real party. 56 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,144 Hugs, zatanna." 57 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,189 She must have put a spell on these. 58 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,149 Complete with a memory-erase. 59 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,236 If zatanna's mind-wipe affected you, it could've affected Oliver. 60 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,737 It could have affected all of us. 61 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,365 Lois. 62 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,492 Where's your phone? 63 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,414 Yes, this is Clark Kent. 64 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,333 You have my wallet downtown? 65 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:22,883 If your wallet was on the hood... 66 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,510 That throws the costume party theory out. 67 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,183 There's no sign of a driver. 68 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,145 You know, maybe there's a number we can call. 69 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,858 Whoa. Clark: Chloe, look. 70 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,986 I got a text message from last night. And it's from Lois. 71 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,822 It says, "I just need more time." 72 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,911 What if she doesn't wanna be found? 73 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,413 What if all this got to her and pushed her away? 74 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:59,336 Clark, okay, all of the taffeta and lace and goofy traditions in the world... 75 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,171 Are not gonna give Lois jitters. 76 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,923 This is not the first time... 77 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,092 That she has bailed when things got real between us. 78 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,929 First time I kissed her she left town. 79 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,598 When she found out I was the blur, she went to Egypt. 80 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,601 Clark, your relationship is at a different level right now. 81 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:18,688 Not to mention the fact that Lois knows that you are the proverbial one. 82 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,733 And besides that, weddings just aren't that scary. 83 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,069 I hope you're right. 84 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,781 Are those Emil's pants? 85 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,242 - Yeah, I found it in the back seat. - What's that? 86 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:34,245 It looks like half of a wedding certificate. 87 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,790 Missing one of the names. 88 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,088 Holy matrimony. That's my signature. 89 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,049 Clark, we really are married. 90 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,885 Emil. He wasn't drinking. 91 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:52,055 He'll have answers. I'll call you after I find our friends. 92 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,641 Oh! Clark. 93 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,644 Are you okay? 94 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,773 Chloe, this killer headache is affecting my abilities. 95 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,942 This might be more difficult than I thought. 96 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,825 I just got an idea of where to start. 97 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,952 Excuse me. 98 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,372 Where did you get those shirts? 99 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,167 I had a gun in my hand 100 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:25,630 drinkin' forty pounds for dinner till I met a big man 101 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:26,840 and the man said 102 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,591 one night and he's already famous. 103 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,265 Emil always was an overachiever. Why don't you go take care of that... 104 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,601 And I'm gonna call Oliver, and I'll meet you at the watchtower. 105 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,186 Okay. 106 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,389 Let me tell you something 107 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,451 I was a hard drinkin' sinner and I had blood on my hands 108 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,872 I was a hard drinkin' sinner I had a gun in my hand 109 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,376 drinkin' forty pounds for dinner till I met a big man 110 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,964 And the man said how do we do 111 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,550 -well, [pulled a lot of triggers -bab y 112 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:14,304 shot a lotta good men broke a lotta hearts 113 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,098 -oh, yeah -hearts that never will mend 114 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,225 -but now I'm at the station -that's my girl 115 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,061 -and I have made a new friend -oh 116 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,564 and my friend says how do we do 117 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,359 both: How do we do how do we do 118 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,569 chorus: How do we do 119 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:34,157 both: Oh, the man said how do we do 120 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:38,411 and I'm feelin' reborn I feel I'm anew 121 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:43,041 'cause the man said how do we do 122 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,171 shake it, baby. 123 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,091 Emil: Oh, yeah 124 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:55,220 the one guy I counted on remaining sober. 125 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,852 Do we know each other? 126 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,272 So you did have fun last night. 127 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,362 I'm looking for the girl that came with me last night. 128 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,239 She insulted you more than once. 129 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:18,368 She was there when I dropped you off but was gone when I picked you up. 130 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,122 At the chapel of love. 131 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:26,376 Chorus: The man said how do we do 132 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 and I'm feelin' reborn 133 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:32,382 Tess: Honey pie, come on over here. 134 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:36,094 Chorus: How do we do how do we do 135 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,972 cop: Emil Hamilton, can you step off the stage, please? 136 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,267 We got questions about an armored car that was stolen last night. 137 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,937 Thank you very much, gentleman, I plead innocent to all charges. 138 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,148 - I'm but a humble entertainer. - Funny. 139 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,651 You can tell the judge how you made it vanish into thin air. 140 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,611 Into thin air. 141 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,739 Tess: Oh, clarkie. Oh. 142 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,033 There's only one person that I know... 143 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,620 That can make an armored car adios in seconds. 144 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,755 Woman: Take those. 145 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,604 Clark. 146 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,566 Hey. Hey, watch it, buster. 147 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,401 - Sorry. - Roll. 148 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,988 Morning. 149 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,116 - Sorry. - Good morning. It's okay. 150 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:44,954 Whoa, my head is pounding like a mosh pit... 151 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:49,626 And my mouth tastes like armpit. Hmm. 152 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,086 Hey. 153 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,759 What happened? 154 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,844 I think the jury's still out... 155 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,889 But I'd say we just survived the world's greatest bachelor party. 156 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:08,269 Ugh, ha. No offense, but speak for yourself. 157 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,813 My dream soiree would end waking up... 158 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:17,153 With someone a little taller, darker and a different kind of handsome. 159 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:21,032 Well, no surprise there. How the hell did we end up here, anyway? 160 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,326 Lois: Oh, I have no idea. 161 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:28,164 But in that green getup of yours, we're gonna stand out like a hooker in church. 162 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,833 - What? - Heh. Ha-ha-ha. 163 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,169 - Yeah. - What is this? 164 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,841 You know what? I thought my drunken blackout days were behind me... 165 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,552 Tell me about it. Lanes can usually hold our liquor... 166 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,847 But I don't have a single memory of my big night. 167 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,686 So we'd better drop a line to Clark and Chloe. They'll be worried. 168 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,023 Oopsie. I just realized something. 169 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,360 When I changed my pants, I forgot all the important things. 170 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,154 Yeah. My cell phone's Gonzo too. 171 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,199 A bummer, since this isn't mister Rogers' neighborhood. 172 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,035 Oliver: It's okay. It's all right. You know what we're gonna do? 173 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,871 We're gonna find one of those phone booths of yours... 174 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,374 And call Clark, everything's gonna be great. 175 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,084 Can't call Clark. 176 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,880 Sometimes, I don't understand... What...? What's the problem, huh? 177 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,219 My engagement ring is gone. 178 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,942 Any luck on that armored car it looks like I stole? 179 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,571 We don't have much time. Emil is in prison now because of me. 180 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,909 Still searching for missing vehicles. 181 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,913 God, I feel terrible, I'm the one that convinced him to drink that champagne. 182 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,751 Not your fault, Tess. Lois? Oliver? Check their cell phones, credit cards? 183 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,588 Clark, the nanosecond that they use technology, we'll have their number. 184 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,632 Oh. Looks like your get up and 90-90 is long gone. 185 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,219 There's a gang breaking rocks in my head, but I can make a sentence. 186 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,597 Chloe, do you wanna take this? 187 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,267 No, I think it's in good hands. 188 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,021 So no sign of Oliver. 189 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,566 And I just tried calling the chapel of love, no answer. 190 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,527 I may have one. 191 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,281 An armored car company that lost a vehicle. 192 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,785 From their security footage, the same that Emil's accused of stealing. 193 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,119 Can you track this? 194 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,624 Yeah. I can activate the truck's alarm system remotely, I think. 195 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,794 Clark, listen for a high-pitched tone. 196 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,766 - I hear it. - Yeah, I can too. 197 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,477 You... you're beeping, Clark. 198 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,979 Uh... Chloe: Hmm. 199 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,699 I got it this time. 200 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,200 Lois: The morning-after mind-swipe was a stinger... 201 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,870 But the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head. 202 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,872 Lois, we're gonna find them, okay? 203 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,499 If Clark's with Chloe, he'll take care of her too. 204 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,878 I know. I was just checking out my single hand. 205 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,047 - My no-longer-engaged hand. - Lois, you're still engaged. 206 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,259 You may just have to let go of the ring. I tell you what. 207 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:12,805 My corporation, I may have lost it, but I'm gonna buy you an identical rock, okay? 208 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,225 The last thing I wanna go around with for the rest of my life... 209 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,353 - Is a lie propagated by my ex-boyfriend. - Oh. 210 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,940 The ring Clark gave me was a symbol of our love, of our future together. 211 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,402 It wasn'tjust any ring, it was the ring. The big kahuna. 212 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,697 I waited to find somebody who would get this wacky world view... 213 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,575 And care enough to give me the ring, andlloseit 214 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,535 he's gonna understand. He always does. 215 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,370 We cannot tell Clark. 216 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,873 I'll do whatever it takes to get that ring back. 217 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,918 Relax, all right? You're starting to do that twitchy thing. 218 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,753 There's something stuck in my bra... 219 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,422 That's not my territory anymore, all right? 220 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,258 Cha-ching. Well, that's a first. 221 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,636 "Fortune casino"? 222 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,638 Let me see that. 223 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,097 Oh, look at that. 224 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,269 Your pointer sisters gave us our clue as to where we were. 225 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,438 - Yeah, right. - Thank you, sir. 226 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,775 Driver: Come on, hop in. Lois: Thank you. Oh. 227 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,784 I can't believe on my first drunken night out I lose Lois... 228 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,662 Commit a felony, and I land my friend in jail. 229 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,996 So reckless. 230 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,085 But oddly, Clark, very human. 231 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,671 And when this happens to grooms the world over... 232 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,757 His friends rally around him and help make it all right. 233 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,177 Speaking of which, I just found some very interesting information... 234 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,012 Down at the police station. 235 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,016 And no trace of his name in any of the police records. 236 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,271 If Emil wasn't arrested... 237 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,776 Who were those cops? 238 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,494 Where's the money? 239 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,707 One more Elvis cover out of you... 240 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,293 And you'll be eating those blue suede shoes. 241 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,505 I do believe it's fair to say that you are not the authorities. 242 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,841 And you are not the king of rock. 243 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,011 But you'll be just as dead if you don't cough up the cash. 244 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,182 Listen, I already told you, you got the wrong Elvis. 245 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,852 I... I didn't... I didn't steal any armored car. 246 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:27,648 No, no, no. I got the right mug. Yeah. 247 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,320 It was lady luck that brought you to me. 248 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,530 I mean, what are the odds, huh? 249 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,658 That you would be an overnight sensation... 250 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,829 On the same night that I was looking for you? 251 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,251 Emil: I mean... 252 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,545 It's a fallacy. 253 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,423 Just because the two events are connected sequentially... 254 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,385 - Doesn't mean they are causally. - No, no. You are connected, my friend. 255 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:02,016 I mean, I didn't believe these yahoos when they told me they were duped... 256 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,561 But then I saw it for myself. 257 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,105 What? 258 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,736 Chloe: A monkey. Hee-hee-hee! 259 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,198 What is this? 260 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,217 Emil: What you wearing? Man: Don't move. 261 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,077 Clark: Watch this. 262 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,162 Chloe: Ta-da! Emil: Yeah! 263 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,747 Fortune: It's you. 264 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,249 Here, let me bring it up. 265 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,758 Fortune: Oh, pretty fancy smoke and mirrors that you pulled off. 266 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,135 It's just... I... 267 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,098 I don't know what burns me more... 268 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,060 The fact that you took my money or the fact that you... 269 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:49,438 You took my lucky lemur. 270 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,152 It appears to me... 271 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,614 That someone was trying to prevent a robbery, not commit one. 272 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,450 Nice masks, boys. 273 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,830 Yeah. Big mistake. 274 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,333 You trying to protect your friends, smart guy. 275 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,130 Break him. 276 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,684 This $500 baby here means we were probably gambling. 277 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,519 And knowing you, Blackjack, right? 278 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:32,022 That's my game. I was three-time champ at fort dix. 279 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,483 Oh, my god, what if I bet the ring? 280 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,444 I don't think that would've happened. 281 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,571 I told you never to come back here again. 282 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,323 No kidding. Huh. 283 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,951 Listen, I got a question for you, my friend here... 284 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,829 She lost a ring last night. Do you have any idea...? 285 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,832 Your little card shark here, she bet her engagement ring, yeah. 286 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,293 - Oh. - Did I call it, or did I call it? 287 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,712 She was raking it in, trash-talking the boss... 288 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,422 So he won the ring off her. 289 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,133 I don't wanna take you for another ride. 290 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,635 No, no, wait. Oliver, this isn't possible. 291 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,887 Not in this lifetime. 292 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,891 The only conceivable way that I would bet the ring was if it was a sure thing. 293 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,101 No such thing in life as a sure thing. 294 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,812 Oh, yeah? What are you trying to say? 295 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,230 Was I scammed? 296 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,234 Let me guess, your boss stacked the deck, right? 297 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,291 There is no way I'm gonna let that creep... 298 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,794 Cheat me out of my happily-forever-after. 299 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,962 - Here comes the bride. - No. 300 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,464 - Lois: Hey! - Easy does it. 301 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:43,719 Emcee: Please put your hands together for the fortune showgirls. 302 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,472 Come with me. 303 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,349 Lois: It's all right. 304 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:03,072 Ahh. I was so close, I could have ripped my ring off his chubby little finger. 305 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,825 Not really feeling your jewelry malfunction right now. 306 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,494 - It was so much more than that, Oliver. - I know. 307 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,373 And now, to get out of this poker game, we need a get-out-of—jail-free card. 308 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,084 - You think? - You see that pole over there? 309 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,170 - We're going there. Okay? - A little tied up right now. 310 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,757 You're a comedienne. You're gonna lean against me. 311 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:26,428 All right? And we're gonna shuffle over there in one, two, shuffle. 312 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,013 Go, go. 313 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,976 I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true. 314 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,936 - Keep working. - My prenuptial bliss... 315 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,106 Was just one right click away from bridal apocalypse. 316 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,817 Oliver: Oh. Okay. 317 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:43,612 You should really ease up on yourself, Lois. You haven't ruined anything. 318 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,114 Lois: You still don't get it. 319 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:50,452 I did not wanna be the bride waving her freak flag down the aisle, okay? 320 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,998 I wanted this to be perfect. Not my normal mess. 321 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,793 We're all a mess, okay? Let's be fair. 322 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,044 Lois: Not Clark. 323 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,299 No, Clark would never lose his ring. Okay? 324 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,759 Have any idea how much pressure there is... 325 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,637 Being engaged to a walking perfection? 326 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:17,438 You have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to perfection? 327 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,815 You're free. Let's blow this pop stand. 328 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,026 No. Oh... 329 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,111 We're not leaving without my ring. 330 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,407 I thought we were past that. 331 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,451 Well, we're not. 332 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,959 Oh. Okay. Get back in, get back in. 333 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,548 - You got it? Okay. - Yeah. 334 00:23:58,646 --> 00:23:59,897 We'll be lucky to get out. 335 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,942 I didn't bring my green arrow gear to the bachelor party. 336 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,991 Unless... 337 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,461 The facial-recognition from the security footage showed... 338 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:26,006 The fake cops have criminal histories linking them to this casino. 339 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,926 That is if they work for this fearless fortune. 340 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,887 Emcee: Fortune showgirls. 341 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,765 That means Emil could be in danger. 342 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,397 But all I see is a hothouse full of chumps, suckers and high rollers. 343 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,149 I'll check the other room. Try to blend in. 344 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,206 Lois. 345 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:19,643 Give it up for the fortune showgirls. 346 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:24,940 Hey, big daddy. Wanna give this girl some loving? 347 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,487 Do something. 348 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,035 Well, luck be a lady tonight. 349 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,120 You are an eyeful. 350 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,665 You know, like the tower in Paris. 351 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,585 You put these other hothouse girls to shame. 352 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,504 Thanks, man. 353 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,892 One of the crew that stole the money. 354 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,268 Chloe, run! 355 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,816 - Get her! Get her! - Hey. 356 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,456 Yes. Come to mama, sweetheart. 357 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,543 Come on. 358 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:32,192 Oh. There's my sparkly girl. 359 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,652 Come to mama. 360 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,655 I swear I will never bet you again. 361 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,953 You think I'm gonna let you run off with my lucky ring? 362 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,789 I won so big today. 363 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:50,085 The only one getting lucky here tonight is yours truly. 364 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:59,094 - Way to go all in, gorgeous. - Back at you, hot stuff. 365 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,680 And we have a winner. 366 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,480 Wait, wait, wait. I told you, gentlemen... 367 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,983 I don't remember anything. It's all a blank. 368 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,736 Yeah, you did, but, you see, that's what they all say. 369 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:19,948 In the end, everybody names names. It's just the business. 370 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,825 Business? 371 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,577 Wait a minute, that's it. 372 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:27,164 That's why fortune had you robbing his truck. 373 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,751 No, it my calculations are correct, it's a scam. Right? 374 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:34,630 He reports the crime, and then the insurance company doubles his money. 375 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:39,218 Except this time, somebody actually stole his money. 376 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,637 Yeah, that was you, smart guy. 377 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,682 Oh, I really wish I didn't understand the physics of this. 378 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,294 Are you all right? Emil: Clark. 379 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,798 Clark. 380 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,633 You're safe now. 381 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,011 Look, I need some answers about what happened last night. 382 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,726 Get in line. 383 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,655 Clark: Chloe? 384 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,247 Congratulations on surviving your boffo bachelor party... 385 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:54,209 And the million-dollar morning-after mistake. 386 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,880 There's still one thing we have do. Well, undo. 387 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,758 I got through to the chapel and they told me... 388 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,303 The friend masquerading as the bride-to-be... 389 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,763 Was just a drunk prank, so... 390 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,683 - That's a relief. - Yeah. 391 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,354 It was a fun ride while it lasted. 392 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,481 Kind of reminded me of the good old days. 393 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,776 Yeah, but your new partner-in-crime's got you covered. 394 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,907 Lois and I are pretty good together. 395 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,080 It's funny, it almost sounded like you were saying goodbye. 396 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,627 I forget how well you know me. 397 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,965 My heart and my head have been playing tug-of-war lately. 398 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,969 But I made my decision. 399 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:52,184 I have to break it to Oliver, but I won't let a hero give up his world for me. 400 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,728 Chloe, you just got back. 401 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,189 You're the heart and soul of watchtower. 402 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,734 Yeah, but I can't be watchtower anymore. 403 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,528 I've already been the ghost in the machine once... 404 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,739 I can't do it again. 405 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:09,159 You know you've always been much more than that to me. 406 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,580 I know. 407 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:18,960 In every epic tale there's always one person who believes in the hero first. 408 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:23,090 Someone who helps inspire them to greatness. 409 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,302 You know, maybe it wasn't just a fluke with you. 410 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,888 I've been thinking that's my true calling. 411 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,057 Finding heroes and helping them realize... 412 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,519 Their true potential beyond the reach of watchtower. 413 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,233 You're not alone, Clark Kent. 414 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,988 In all my globetrotting I have met several others like you. 415 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,700 A billionaire with high-tech toys... 416 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:54,496 And a wondrous woman who is gonna throw you for a loop. 417 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,374 Well, all that sounds amazing... 418 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,794 And a bit lonely. 419 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:05,340 Well, that's why I'm following your lead, Clark. 420 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,761 I've created a double identity for myself. 421 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,599 You're looking at the star city register's newest hire. 422 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,353 By day, of course. 423 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,869 I always knew that you were destined for big things, Chloe. 424 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:41,460 And I know, no matter what, we'll still be in each other's lives. 425 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,171 You know I'll always be here for you. 426 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,136 You know that, right? 427 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,305 I do. 428 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,950 Hey, hound dog. 429 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,745 You really rocked this town. 430 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,331 Isuppose that's supposed to be humorous? 431 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,416 It's just... 432 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,335 Well, it was a nice surprise... 433 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:28,715 To see our mild-mannered doctor have a special power of his own. 434 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,595 I haven't done something like that since... 435 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:37,349 Well, since my wife passed away. 436 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,895 She used to love to hear me sing to her. 437 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,901 Don't give it up. 438 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,073 She wouldn't have wanted you to. 439 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,955 All right. Listen up. I have the smoking gun. 440 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,916 I haven't laid eyes on the footage yet but I suspect... 441 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:06,628 That inside this little puppy are the answers to our burning questions. 442 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:10,298 - My camera. Of course. I forgot I that I... - Tess: Ahem. This looks really damaged. 443 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,842 Was documenting the entire evening. 444 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,095 - Oliver: See if we can play this thing. - Maybe... 445 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:18,598 I found it in a puddle of champagne in the limo. 446 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,642 You know what we should do? Champagne. 447 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:22,394 No, no. Tess: Absolutely not. 448 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,980 There's sparkling cider in the fridge... 449 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:28,316 Which I am certain zatanna has not charmed. 450 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,320 Tess: We got this. 451 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:35,532 Clark: I got it. —oh. 452 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:57,762 Uh... I'm so gun shy, I don't even know if I can try it. 453 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,600 Here's the thing, Clark. I, uh... 454 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,061 I bet the ring. 455 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,606 I mean, I got it back, but... 456 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,108 Please forgive me. 457 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,404 Lois, there's nothing to forgive. 458 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,992 The ring is not what's important. 459 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,703 You are. 460 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:29,252 But I have a bit of a confession myself. 461 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,631 When I woke up and you were gone... 462 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,383 I thought that I'd scared you away somehow. 463 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:41,014 Yeah, I'm sorry, I know that I have the runaway girlfriend thing to... 464 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:44,559 Look, if all this wedding mess is getting to be too much, then... 465 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:46,645 No, it's not that. 466 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,313 It's... 467 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,814 Hard to explain. 468 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,608 You don't need to explain. 469 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,320 I just want you to know... 470 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,406 That if you're having doubts inside... 471 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:02,285 Or you're not 100 percent sure that this is the right thing to do... 472 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,371 I will understand. 473 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:12,837 I'm gonna wanna marry you in five days or in five years. 474 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,718 That was the perfect thing to say. 475 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:26,226 Oh, and we're rolling. 476 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,900 File's corrupted, but we'll see what we've got. 477 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,989 Ready for this? 478 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:44,119 Lois: Clark! Clark: Sorry, you said you were cold. 479 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,829 Hey, uh... 480 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,791 Lois, if you're watching this 20 years from now... 481 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,293 Just know that you are the love of my life. 482 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:58,842 Uh... I'm really feeling this. 483 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,762 Tess: Mm. Mm. You... oh! 484 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,182 Alcohol doesn't even affect me. 485 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,815 Emil: That's not what I was imagining. 486 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,737 - Hey, Emil. - Merry Christmas. Drink it. 487 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,363 Drink it. Drink it. 488 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,948 Chloe: Oh, my god. 489 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:25,076 - I mean, are you really made of steel? - Chloe: Emil. 490 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:26,911 - Lois: Oh! - Aah! 491 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,329 Chloe: That was not... 492 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,789 Chloe: Ha-ha-ha. Lois: Whoo! 493 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:34,169 - Oh, this is good. How about this one? - Well, we 're two different... 494 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,171 You're not thinking this through. Okay? 495 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,132 These ar... what the...? How much did this cost you? 496 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,426 - Nothing. - That's a woman's ring. All right? 497 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,094 Rings out of a vending machine. 498 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,181 She deserves better than that. 499 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,849 Right? 500 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:52,604 How about a little privacy there, Blair witch? Now. 501 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,607 I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing. 502 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,693 - Tess: Beautiful. - Looks so nice. Thank you so much. 503 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,779 - I need your help. - Okay. Shh. 504 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,990 Chloe: Oliver? Where are you going? 505 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,867 What? Ha-ha-ha. 506 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,790 - You know what, I... I can't... - No, no. Stay. 507 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,000 - Emil: Bravo, sir. - Monke y. 508 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,169 Chloe: Monkey? 509 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,507 A monkey. Hee-hee-hee! 510 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,050 Oh! 511 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,636 Guido: Hey. Don't move. Emil: What are you wearing? 512 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,304 Guido: Don't move. 513 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,932 Watch this. 514 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,685 Chloe: Ta-da! Emil: Yeah! 515 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:35,647 - Tess: Clark saves the day. - All right, all right. Here we go. 516 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,148 Check it out. Check it out. 517 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,150 I'd like to introduce you to somebody. 518 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:44,280 Emil: What's his name? Clark: This is, uh... the doctor... 519 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,991 Chloe: Who? Emil: The lemur. 520 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,328 Let me tell you something, Tess. Let me tell you something. 521 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:53,414 With being the king comes a lot of responsibility. 522 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:56,292 Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. 523 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,919 You know what I'm saying? 524 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,513 - Oliver: Oh, look at you. - Oh, no. 525 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,973 Emil: Don't be coy. 526 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,517 No, no, no. 527 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,924 - Woman: What you got? - Oh, you can't handle what / got. 528 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,063 Woman: Yeah! 529 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:23,778 Cut it out, get over here, baby doll. See what you got. Oh. 530 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,740 Oh, don't be coy, honey. Come on. Give me some... 531 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:30,201 Okay. Okay. Emil: Oh, yeah. 532 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,120 - Okay, okay. - Maybe now would be... 533 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:35,248 Oliver: Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Emil: A good time to hit the power button. 534 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,500 - You know where the power button is? - Yeah. 535 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,211 Oliver: That's great stuff. I'm real proud of you. 536 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,298 Emil: Do you know where the power...? Do you know where the power...? 537 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,348 Oliver: Hey. 538 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,648 Where you running off to so quick? 539 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,861 What are you doing? 540 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:07,697 I thought we were rendezvousing at your place later. 541 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,495 You're leaving again, right? 542 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:22,337 - Oliver, I... - It's okay, I can read between the lines. 543 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,846 Chloe, I never expected you to sit up in that watchtower... 544 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,848 For the rest of your life. 545 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,100 I know better than that. 546 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,689 I have something... wait. 547 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,924 I don't know what you're thinking... 548 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,554 But I hope it's not that you're gonna run off without your husband. 549 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,893 I hope you didn't take a job in my hometown for nothing. 550 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,365 Let's get out of here.