[Matt Nathanson's "Princess" playing]
- [Boy 1] Okay, here we go, nice and wet. - [Boy 2] Oh, yeah.
Calm down, now, calm down.
[Chuckling]
Sorry, guys, but the coffee here is strictly non-Irish.
- Aw, come on, loosen up. - Yeah, have a drink.
If that's what I think it is, you'll have to take it outside.
Besides, we're closing.
J“ oh, Princess, you make the party j“
j“ you've been everybody's darling now everybody's win... j“
- can I get you anything else? - Just a boyfriend who can keep a date.
You're definitely talking to the wrong person.
[Ominous music playing]
[Frat boys laughing]
[Door opens]
[Laughing and chattering]
Dr. Bryce, are you sure you're okay?
Yeah, I just thought I saw someone I knew.
But it's late. I better be going. Thanks, Lana.
No problem. Bye.
- [Boy] Go get her, Andy. - Hey.
We heard this place had the friendliest service in town.
Just leave.
That's no way to talk to a customer.
[Ominous music playing]
[Screams]
[Dramatic music playing]
Why don't we take this to the back and have a private party.
[Door opens]
Stop. Get away from her.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Look, the police are on their way. Right now.
Come on, let's go.
Lana, are you okay?
[Frat boys laughing]
Did you see the stupid look on her face?
Check out speedy Gonzales.
I don't want to see any of you in the Talon again. Got it?
Listen, John boy. We'll do whatever the hell we want.
Matter of fact, we were thinking about stopping by tomorrow.
- I won't tell you again. - Oh, I get it.
You got the hots for that bitch manager.
It's too bad she's a real dirty slut.
[Dramatic music playing]
[Yelling]
All right, you want to try it on, farm boy? Let's see what you're made of.
[Grunts]
Get your coffee somewhere else.
[Gun cocks]
On your knees.
Hands behind your head. Now.
[Theme music playing]
J“ somebody save me j“
j“ let your warm hands break right through it j“
j“ somebody save me j“
j“ I don't care how you do it j“
-j“ just stay, stay j“ -j“ stay with me j“
j“ come on, I've been waiting for you j“
j“ to stay with me j“
j“ I made this whole world shine for you j“
j“ stay, stay j“
j“ come on j“
So you're the new sheriff in town.
You writing a book, Mr. Kent?
No, ma'am.
Then keep the chitter-chatter to yourself.
Flying boys.
Flying boys aren't something you see every day.
That young man told me you attacked him and his friends
- then threw him 30 feet onto my car. - That's crazy.
How come the paramedics are all over them and there's not a scratch on you?
What about you, miss lang?
What'd you see?
Nothing.
- You're lying, you know. - Excuse me?
You said you made a good cappuccino.
This is a great cappuccino.
- Looks like we're done here. - No, Mr. Kent. Uh-uh.
We are just getting started.
Sheriff, we know our son, and Clark would never deliberately hurt anybody.
I'm sure, whatever he did, he did it because he thought he had to.
By throwing another young man across my police car?
I ran a complete check on your son, Mr. Kent.
He's been at more crime scenes than eliot ness.
If Clark's been involved with police business, he was trying to help people.
Or he's got some kind of hero complex. Even heroes gotta play by the rules.
That's why I'm charging him with misdemeanor battery.
What exactly does that mean?
Could be a $1500 fine, depends on the judge.
I'm sorry, but we can't afford that.
Clark. Sit down.
Well, I'll make you a deal, Mr. Kent.
I won't charge you if you are willing to do the community service.
And then you can keep the world safe from roadside litter.
Wait just a minute. Who...?
Your former sheriff, he may have looked way the other way on these matters,
but I'm here to tell you, those good-old-boy days are over.
Nighty-night.
[Ominous music playing]
Metropolis flower show, 1999. You couldn't take your eyes off of them.
Paul?
Dr. Bryce.
I thought I saw you last night.
You did. And I was gonna say hi,
but it was really late and you didn't look like you wanted any company.
- What are you doing in Smallville? - I'm here on business.
And I read that you were getting married.
You shouldn't believe everything you read.
Right now Lex and I are married to our careers.
At least, that's what we tell each other.
Lex! I'd like you to meet an old friend of mine, paulhayden.
Hey.
I take it you two knew each other from Metropolis.
Well, we actually dated for a while in med school.
Until we realized we weren't gonna live happily ever after,
at least not with each other.
Well, Paul, it was nice seeing you.
- Lex and I are on our way to lunch, 50... - Actually,
I stopped by to tell you I can't make it. I'm sorry.
Well, maybe I could fill in, you know, if it's okay with Lex.
I'm sure you two have a lot of catching up to do.
[Pager beeping]
Patient emergency. I'll have to take a rain check on that lunch.
Give Lex the number where you're staying, and we'll make a plan to get together.
Yeah, sounds great.
Mm. Same old Helen.
One minute she's here, the next she's gone.
Hang on to her, Lex...
If you can.
- [Pete] Clark, convict. - [Chloe] I know.
When do you get fitted for that orange jumpsuit?
Or is it one-size-fits-all?
Forty hours of community service is not funny.
- It's an orange vest. - Oh, no, it's gonna clash with the plaid.
Welcome to Smallville, where you stop the crime, you do the time.
[Adams] Very pithy.
Maybe I should use that as my campaign slogan, huh?
Oh. We're gonna see you bright and early tomorrow, Mr. Kent.
- I'm looking foward to it. - Mm-hm. Yeah. Toodle-oo.
[Chloe] All right.
Good luck on the chain gang.
- Hey. - [Lana] Hey.
Hey, Lana, what's wrong?
According to the sheriff, I don't have a case that'll hold up in court.
It's all hearsay.
At least you were there, Clark.
Yeah, look where it got me.
I'm sorry.
So how'd you do it, Clark?
I mean, I know you can take care of yourself, but there were three of them.
They were drunk.
And I was highly motivated by the thought of someone hurting you.
You can't keep your eye on me every second.
I can try.
You're always there to save me.
I just wish for once I could have saved myself.
[Gasps]
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
No, it's okay. Guess I'm still a iittlejumpy.
It's understandable. You had quite an ordeal.
I just feel so stupid. It's not like I was even hurt.
No, this place has always been a safe haven for you.
Now that's been violated.
So now what, I become a shut-in?
Lana, I know what it's like to feel vulnerable.
You?
Trust me, eccentric bald kids sit pretty low on the prep-school totem pole.
I was bullied for years,
till one day I decided I'd had enough.
What'd you do?
One of my father's chauffeurs was an ex-Navy seal.
I convinced him to teach me to fight.
The next time I was cornered, the guy ended up needing dental work.
- I could never hurt anybody. - It's not about hurting people.
It's about reclaiming your sense of control over your life.
Isn't that what you want?
[Clark] One million dollars.
The sheriff said he had a few cuts and bruises.
Now he claims to have "severe neck injury."
Punitive damages, pain and suffering, loss of future earnings.
They're saying Andy's mobility may be permanently limited.
They hired the best personal-injury attorney in the state.
You did throw him into that car, Clark.
Maybe this is where it starts. Remember what it said in the spaceship?
"They're a flawed race. Rule them with strength."
I got into a lot of fights when I was your age, believe me.
But, Clark, these are not alien feelings.
What you have to remember under these circumstances
- is that there are consequences. - Your father's right.
You'll make decisions in a split second you have to live with the rest of your life.
[Jonathan] Clark, it's true. We are a flawed race, sure,
but we're a flawed race that raised you.
You're a lot more human than you think.
[Car engine sputtering]
[Cell phone dialing]
Lex, it still won't start.
How far away are you?
Okay. I'll see you in a sec.
You always had the worst luck with cars.
- What are you doing here? - It must be kismet.
I dropped my cell phone, came back to get it, and here you were.
- How about I give you a ride? - Lex is on his way.
Come on, Helen, why wait?
Same old Helen.
Never wanted my help. Must be different with Lex, huh?
Yes. It is.
Here comes prince charming now.
Helen. Is everything all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine. - Yeah?
Hey.
Hello, Paul.
- I didn't expect to see you here. - Happened to be in the neighborhood.
Twice in one day. Uh, three times if you count last night.
Careful, I might think you're stalking my girlfriend.
- Come on, let's go. - Why would I wanna do that?
You're not over her.
I was just trying to be a good samaritan.
So when my mechanic looks over this car,
he's not gonna find missing spark plugs or sugar in the gas tank?
Lex, enough.
You really are paranoid.
I'm just a frighteningly good judge of character.
I strongly suggest you stay away from Helen.
Whoa. Is that a threat?
You seem like a simple guy, Paul.
I'd hate for your life to get complicated.
[Red hot chili peppers' "don't forget me" playing]
J“ I'm an ocean in your bedroom j“
j“ make you feel warm make you want to re-assume j“
j“ now we know it all for sure j“
j“ I'm a dancehall dirty breakbeat j“
j“ make the snow fall up from underneath your feet j“
j“ not alone, I'll be there j“
j“ tell me when you want to go j“
J“ I'm an inbred and a pothead... j“
he's back at the motel, Mr. Luthor.
J“ now we know it all for sure... j“
you know I love you, Helen.
J“ to the free field overcome and more will always be revealed... j“
and you know that I would do anything to be with you.
J“ not alone, I'll be there... j“
I do mean anything.
J“ sideways falling more will be revealed, my friend j“
j“ don't forget me, I can't hide it j“
j“ come again, get me excited j“
j“ sideways falling j“
j“ I'll be there and tell me when you wanna go j“
-Paul -Helen.
What happened to you?
Lex did this to me.
[Ominous music playing]
Lex, we need to talk.
- What's going on? - Paul claims you had him beaten up.
From the tone in your voice it sounds like you believe him.
For two weeks you've been ignoring me. Suddenly Paul shows up, you're jealous.
I'm not jealous, I'm concerned.
Especially about someone who's unhinged enough to do that to himself.
Helen, he's clearly stalking you.
I don't understand it. I mean, we were never that serious.
It was a relationship of convenience. There was no emotional involvement.
Could have fooled him.
- Who broke it off? - I did.
One of his ex-girlfriends warned me to stay away from him.
She claimed that he beat her up.
She ever report him to the police?
No, but I wasn't gonna wait around to see if history repeated itself...
So I broke it off and we never spoke after that.
Three months later he dropped out of school.
[Knocking]
Just the man I was looking for.
I didn't have Paul beaten up.
I usually like to ask the questions before I get the answers.
A natural flow of things.
- Where were you earlier this evening? - At home, a fact my staff can confirm.
Uh-huh. So you didn't threaten Paul Hayden in the medical center parking lot?
He's stalking my girlfriend.
According to him, he offered her a ride. That's not exactly criminal behavior.
Sheriff, if you want to play letter of the law, you go right ahead.
I hope your professional instincts lead you back in the right direction.
Oh, don't worry, they always do, Mr. Luthor.
I'll stay in touch.
[Ominous music playing]
- [Lex] Morning, Clark. - Look, don't even start.
I've had half of Smallville high out here already giving me a hard time.
Would it be, uh, violating your parole to take a coffee break?
That'd be the least of my problems.
That kid who harassed Lana is suing us. He could literally take the farm.
It's hard to believe someone could come into your life and screw it up.
Lana's a wreck, I'm picking up trash, and this guy's walking around free.
I wouldn't worry too much about Lana.
Why's that?
Let's just say the crouching tigress is about to find her hidden dragon.
- [Grunting] - [Electronic music playing]
I can't even get the bag to move.
I don't see how I can take on a guy twice my size.
Lana, getting the upper hand isn't about size,
it's about decisiveness and speed. You have to commit.
You're only putting part of yourself into it. If you want to be effective...
You have to put your whole body into it.
- Okay? - Okay.
There you go, that's it.
Now channel all your anger.
Some of us aren't as angry as you are, Lex.
Of course not. And what's to be angry about? Hm?
It's not like a bunch of frat boys came into your own place and harassed you.
It's not like you felt helpless when that guy shoved you.
And I know it doesn't make you mad that you needed Clark Kent to save you again.
Better.
- Andy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Restraining order says you can't come within 500 feet of me, Kent.
I just want to talk.
Anything you gotta say, say it to my lawyer.
- Let me apologize. - Yeah, it's too late. What?
We both made mistakes the other night.
I know you're mad, but this could ruin my family.
[Honking]
Just leave them out of it.
[Honking]
I'll see you in court.
If you break this restraining order again, I'll have the sheriff all over your ass.
[Boy] Yo, Joe millionaire, what's up?
Easy, man, don't hurt yourself.
[Laughing]
[Footsteps approaching]
- What's up? - Andy Connors is faking his injuries.
Well, that's an intriguing claim, but as the defendant,
- I doubt your case holds much water. - I followed him home.
I saw him take his neck brace off.
I was trying to gather some evidence so I could nail him.
I'm always up for a good conspiracy.
- Thanks, Chloe. - Or if all else fails,
we could send Lana out to beat the confession out of him.
It was a joke, Clark.
Why do I get the feeling you're not impressed
with Lana turning all Charlie's angels on us?
I know Lex's intentions are good,
but what if she gets overconfident
finds herself in a situation she can't handle?
Clark, as a 6-foot-whatever guy,
you don't know how it feels to cross the street at night
when you hear footsteps.
If getting a little girl-power makes Lana feel like less of a victim,
then you should be all for it.
I guess.
Or are you secretly worried that if Lana learns to defend herself,
she won't need a knight in shining armor to rescue her anymore?
[Light switch clicking]
Doctor?
[Ominous music playing]
What are you doing here?
I had to see you alone.
All right, why don't we go upstairs and we can talk about it over coffee.
No, we can't go and have coffee, thank you very much!
When you broke up with me, I thought that it was because
you knew I was never gonna be a great doctor.
You were right. That's why I quit.
If you can't be great, why bother at all? That's what you used to say, right?
-Paul -i was working on becoming successful
so that I could have you back.
Then I found out that you were with Luthor...
And I knew I had to save you from that fraud.
I don't want you to save me.
Look, I broke up with you because you beat your ex-girlfriend.
Oh. Oh. No, no, no! She was so beneath me.
That's not the case with you and I. You and I were meant for each other.
I love Lex.
No, you don't.
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Get away from me, Paul!
[Cell phone ringing]
- Hello? - Helen, it's me.
Look. You're right, I've been distant the last few weeks,
but that's gonna change. I'm on my way over so we can talk.
- Helen? - I'm busy with a patient.
In the pathology lab.
- Helen? - That was him, wasn't it?
It was him, wasn't it?
He doesn't love you. Can you see that?
Helen, what's going on?
[Helen grunts, then groans]
Get up here. Get up here, come on!
Helen!
[Helen groans]
Paul, no! Help!
[Dramatic music playing]
[Helen groans]
[Lex] Helen!
Helen!
[Suspenseful music playing]
Helen!
[Doctor] Get her to er. I need 2 cc's epi and an iv push. Stat!
Stat!
Helen. No.
Smallville is officially litter-free.
- You must be exhausted. - Well, frustrated and humiliated, yes,
exhausted, no.
I can stick around for a little while if you want.
I'm fine, Clark.
I know, I just thought you might want some company.
Karate class? I take it the meeting with Lex went well.
Lex has a way of bringing out a side of me that's both scary and liberating.
But you know the first rule of self-defense is to avoid conflict.
Relax, Clark. I'm not about to go prowling the night fighting crime.
I'll leave that to the expert.
You can trust me, there's no future in fighting crime unless you enjoy being sued.
You know what the worst part is? I know he's faking, I just don't have proof.
I was gonna follow him with a camera, but I'd be violating the restraining order.
Well, what about me?
What about you?
I wanna see him go down as badly as you do. Let me help.
No, that'd be too dangerous.
Clark, the law's not on our side. What are we supposed to do?
[Ominous music playing]
[Phone beeps]
Meacham, where the hell are you?
- I need to know where Hayden is, now. - Mr. Luthor...
I am sorry about Dr. Bryce.
But I hope you are not planning to take the law into your own hands.
The woman I love is fighting for her life, sheriff,
so you'll have to excuse my lack of faith in Smallville's finest.
I have roadblocks up across every major highway,
I have deputies canvassing the area,
and I'm waiting for a warrant on his motel room.
- How long will it take? - A little while,
but I have rung everyjudge's bell in lowell county.
I'm certainly glad you're doing everything humanly possible.
Mr. Luthor, where are you going?
If I find you tampered with the investigation...
You'll what?
You'll arrest me and make me pick up trash?
You are not above the law, Mr. Luthor.
Thank you for that bracing insight. Am I free to go now?
Meacham!
Lex?
Sheriff, I heard about Dr. Bryce. Is she okay?
- Still touch-and-go. - Was it Paul Hayden?
Mr. Kent, do I have to remind you about involving yourself in police business?
Where are we on the warrant for Hayden's room at the heartland?
Twenty minutes. We have a car standing by.
[Suspenseful music playing]
[Window screeches]
- Clark, how did you...? - Same way you did.
What are you doing here, Lex?
- Look, stay out of this. - They know you want to nail this guy.
But what, I should leave it to the pros?
Hayden's car is still here, okay? I had a guy on him, now he's no...
[Cell phone ringing]
[Door opens]
Son of a bitch. He's got meacham's car.
[Tires screeching]
Lex, we've got company.
[Suspenseful music playing]
Lojack system said the car was here.
I thought only the police had access to lojack.
- Let's split up. - We should wait for sheriff Adams.
You wait, I'm gonna go look around.
[Ominous music playing]
[Paul] Ah!
If you pull that trigger, you'll be the one going to prison.
Not if it's self-defense.
[Clicking]
I guess I forgot to load it.
You're just full of surprises today, aren't you?
[Dramatic music playing]
[Indistinct chatter]
[Suspenseful music playing]
[Lex grunts]
[Both grunting]
[Dramatic music playing]
[Groans]
Goodbye, Paul.
[Clark] Lex!
Hands up.
Get rid of that gun. Put that gun on the table right now.
Put it on the table now!
Last time I checked, citizen's arrests are still legal in Kansas.
[Chuckling]
Oh, man.
I'm telling you...
If I catch you meddling in a police investigation again, I swear...
Heaven help you.
Thanks for coming.
Well. This better be good, to get me out of bed so early.
Listen, Andy, urn...
I'm really sorry about what happened the other night.
But I think this has gotten a little out of hand. The lawsuit...
Don't worry about it. It's Kent's problem.
I know you're taking your injuries.
I think you should drop the suit before you get caught.
[The start's "shakedown!" Playing]
You didn't call me here to talk about the lawsuit, did you?
Touch me again and you'll have some real soft-tissue injury.
You can play hard to get, but we both know you want me.
So why don't we take this into the back?
J“ rise up! Dance to a different beat j“
j“ rise up! Shakedown! J“
j“ rise up! Free your mind of what they say j“
rise up! Shakedown! J“
j“ rise up! Dance to a different beat rise up! J“
[Footsteps approaching]
[Lana] Hi, Clark.
[Clark] I just got a phone call saying that Andy dropped the lawsuit.
Any idea what could have made him do that?
Maybe he just realized that you were trying to help a friend.
Sheriff told me you have quite a spin kick.
I'm sorry I missed it.
So you heard about that.
- Lana... - Clark, I know what you're gonna say
- I shouldn't have gotten involved, but... - I just wanted to say thank you.
You've been there for me so many times, I just wanted to repay you.
Besides, it's not every day Lana lang gets a chance to save Clark Kent.
[Chuckles]
[Gus' "don't fear the reaper" playing]
[Door opens]
I thought you had a board meeting.
I canceled it for personal reasons.
That's a first.
My lawyer told me that Paul is pleading temporary insanity.
- Lex, I... - I told him not to fight the plea.
Paul needs help.
J“ come on, baby... j“
I wanted to kill him, Helen.
I wanted to kill him for what he did to you.
I probably could have gotten away with it in everyone's eyes...
But one person would have known the truth.
Clark.
Clark didn't save me in that moment, Helen.
And that's when I knew.
J“ here but now they're gone j“
j“ Romeo and Juliet j“
so, what do you say, Dr. Bryce?
J“ are together in eternity... j“
will you marry me?
-J“ 80 come on, baby j“ -j“ don't fear the reaperj“
-j“ take my hand j“ -j“ don't fear the reaperj“
-j“ we 7! Be able to fly j“ -j“ don't fear the reaperj“
j“ baby, I'm your man j“
[Theme music playing]