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[Crowd cheering and whooping]

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[Stereoblis' "eight half letters" playing]

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- Are we going to state this year?
- [All] Yeah!

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I can't hear you.
Who's gonna be the state champions?

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[All] The crows.

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I need a brave freshman to step up.

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All right. Which one of you studs
thinks you're a better quarterback than me?

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Kent. How about it?

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Huh?

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No, it's okay.

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You're too busy milking
cows to try out for the team,

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the least you can do
is show some school spirit.

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Am I right? Come on, Kent.

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Don't you want to take a shot
at the hottest freshman in Smallville high?

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[Lana] Come on, Clark.

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J“ to figure out what
I 'i/ do, without you j“

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j“ it takes me a while to figure out... j“

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just take your time.

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Come on, Clark, you can do it.

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[Abby] Support the team. Go, crows!

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Go, crows.

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Hey, it's the crow.

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Who's the lucky freshman this year?

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Probably the biggest loser like every year.

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- Take it off. Let's see who it is.
- Leave her alone.

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[Abby] Please don't
do this. Leave me alone.

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Or what?
We torture the mascot. It's tradition.

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[Abby] Just leave me alone.

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Leave me alone.

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Stop it.

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Scabby Abby. Hey, it's scabby Abby.

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[All chanting]
Scabby Abby. Scabby Abby.

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Scabby Abby. Scabby Abby.

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Better put your mask back on, scabster.

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[Whitney] All right. Who's next?

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Who's gonna step up and dunk her?

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- [Ominous music playing]
- [Abby sobbing]

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[Woman] Poor Abby.

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It's taken three years,
but you finally let mommy help you.

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Don't worry, sweetheart.

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I won't let you waste your senior year
like you did all the others.

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You promise people will like me?

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They will, I promise.

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Just like they did me.

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Everyone will love you
when they see the real you,

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the one that's been inside all along.

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[Ominous music playing]

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You're going to have a senior year
no one will ever forget.

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[Theme music playing]

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J“ somebody save me j“

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j“ let your warm hands
break right through it j“

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j“ somebody save me j“

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j“ I don't care how you do it j“

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-j“ just stay, stay j“
-j“ stay with me j“

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j“ come on, I've been waiting for you j“

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j“ to stay with me j“

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j“ I made this whole world shine for you j“

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j“ stay, stay j“

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j“ come on j“

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[crowd cheering]

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[Announced
what a ball game. It's all tied up.

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With five seconds left,
it's a thriller here at Metro stadium.

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Clark Kent, the phenom from Smallville
has led m. U.'S incredible comeback.

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Kent takes the snap
from his own 10—yard line.

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It's hail Mary time.
He fades back, here's the pass.

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A bullet deep downfield,
way past his own receiver.

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Wait. Kent's now flying down the field.
He's going to catch his own pass.

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Touchdown! The meteors win.

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Kent is unbelievable.

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Nice arm, farm boy.

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When's the first game?

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- I'm not on the team.
- Why not?

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An arm like that
is a "get out of geek free" pass.

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- Even if I wanted to play...
- Which obviously you do.

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That wouldn't be the reason.

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Thanks, I don't really
consider myself a geek.

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So, what do you see yourself as?

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I don't know. An outsider, I guess.

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That's a recipe for wedgies
if I've ever heard one.

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Have I told how much I'm gonna miss you?

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Daddy.

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Don't you have 3000 guys to babysit?

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Do you really need to
keep checking up on me?

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It would appear that way.

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I know that I'm late, but I can still
make it to campus for orientation.

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Save yourself a trip.
Met u just yanked your acceptance.

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What? They can't do that.

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You don't have enough credits
to finish high school.

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- I know I missed a few classes, but...
- Lo, you failed the last semester.

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[Laughing]

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Not to worry though.

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I'm sure that Clark will be happy
to show you around.

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[In unison] Around where?

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Bright and early tomorrow morning,

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you start Smallville high.

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[Upbeat music playing]

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[Chloe] You know, socially divisive
cliques and hall passes aside,

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this place really isn't all that bad.

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It's the varsity version
of Dante's seventh ring.

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Do you know how many people would kill
to relive their senior year in high school?

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Make that "semester."

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Five more credits
and I am out of this cow pile.

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Wait a minute.
Five credits in one semester?

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Lois, the only way you're gonna do that
is if you add on an extra-curricular.

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Like, say, maybe writing for the torch.

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No hard feelings, but unlike you,
the last thing I want to be is a reporter.

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Yeah, god, what could be worse

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than uncovering the truth,
protecting the public...

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Sticking your nose
in other people's business.

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Like I said, you'd be perfect.

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[Bell rings]

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Come on, let's go.

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It's gonna be great having you here.

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- [Boy 1] Check it out. [Whistles]
- [Boy 2] The new girl.

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[Toby Lightman's "devils
and angels" playing]

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[Boy 3] What's up, girl?

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J“ I found out today that
you went on a little trip j“

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[boy 1] Scabby Abby?

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J“ to somewhere you don't belong j“

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hi, Clark.

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J“ I want to be your friend,
made just a little slip... j“

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- Abby?
- It's actually Abigail now.

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J“ and I'm going to meet you... j“

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you know, I almost didn't recognize you.

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After an entire summer in recovery? Good.

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With any luck this old locker will be the
only thing that stays the same this year.

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J“ I used to have angels... j“

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yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.

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So, uh...

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Why the, uh...?

131
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Change?

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I guess just one day you realize
you can spend another year being resentful

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of what everybody else has,
or you can do something about it.

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It's our senior year, Clark.

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This is my last chance.

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[Boy 1] I can't believe that's her.

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Morning, Clark. Hey, Abby.

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Whoa! Either she spent an entire summer
at a silicon farm

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or I'm shopping at the
wrong makeup counter.

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How old is she, 17?

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That's like messing with the batter
before the cookies are even baked.

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Don't tell me that the world
isn't nicer to prettier people.

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Besides, it's her body,
and if it makes her feel better

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then it's none of our business.

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What?

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I'm stunned that miss letter-to-the-editor

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doesn't find it distressing
that a girl would get nipped

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- to transform into a plastic pod...
- I think she looks great.

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That's the problem with high school.
It's all a facade.

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Everyone's hiding who they are
and trying to be something they're not.

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It sounds like you've
got your first article.

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See you in the torch.

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[Lois] Okay, I'll write for you,
but you better get me extra credit.

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[Lana] Hey.

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A note through the vent of my locker.

156
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Very creative.

157
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Well, I pride myself on being able
to revert back to the fourth grade.

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What are you doing here?
If we get caught, I could get detention.

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- I could get fired.
- [Knocking]

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Coach teague.

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- I'm Clark Kent.
- Hi.

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Lana.

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- What are you doing here?
- Um, I...

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The principal asked this young lady
to give me the grand tour.

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It's good to meet you, Clark.

166
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You know, they didn't tell me
you were Jason teague.

167
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This guy threw a passing record
his freshman year at Metropolis university.

168
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- He could have gone pro.
- Yeah.

169
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Well, now I'm just a transfer
to central Kansas a&m.

170
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Amazing how quickly
you fall off recruiters' lists

171
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when you tear your rotator cuff.

172
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Well, then I, uh, guess we're lucky
to have you here, coach.

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Assistant coach, miss lang.

174
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Quigley's still gonna be calling
the plays for you guys.

175
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Actually, I'm not on the team.

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I was hoping I could try out.

177
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,288
You look big enough. Sure.

178
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- The Talon?
- Lex agreed to let me manage it.

179
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I was lucky to find a job at all, Jonathan.

180
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,803
It's not like I have a
full résumé these days.

181
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,138
Sweetheart, if we're
so worried about money,

182
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we'll go through the books again,
find some other place to cut.

183
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Like where? We've been over it
every week for two months.

184
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,815
There's no way we can get out
from under these hospital bills.

185
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,568
I'm not blaming you.

186
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I don't want to wait and risk losing
the farm. You've worked too hard.

187
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,992
Yeah, so that you wouldn't have to.

188
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,871
It's not so bad right now.

189
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You have the farm.
Clark is gonna go off to college next year.

190
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,750
I need something of my own.

191
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,670
But why does it have
to be with the Luthors?

192
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:56,383
I'll be selling espressos, Jonathan,
not masterminding hostile takeovers.

193
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,012
Well...

194
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:05,517
I've always known that you wanted
to have more than just this old farm.

195
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,271
I'm not gonna be the
one to stand in your way.

196
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,066
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- You're welcome. You're welcome.

197
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:17,779
Hey, Kent, I need your
permission slip, bud.

198
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,704
What positions have you played?

199
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:31,001
None, actually.
I've never been on a team before.

200
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,170
My father wasn't too
keen on the whole idea.

201
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,964
[Jason]
Your dad doesn't know you're here, does he?

202
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,385
When it comes to defying fathers,
I'm kind of a pro.

203
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,806
I'm not doing this for him.

204
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,602
I've seen a lot of guys join the team

205
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,396
just so they can walk around
in a ietterman's jacket.

206
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,149
Because they want people
to look at them differently.

207
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,236
But football's just a game.

208
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,199
If you want to change,
you gotta do that yourself.

209
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,576
That's why I'm here.

210
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,334
All right. We'll see what you got.

211
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,090
[The high speed scene's
"f' n' spend" playing]

212
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:22,052
J“ I see fields of blank
out staring eyes... j“

213
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,472
all right, Kent. Prove something to us.

214
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:30,102
J“ on asphalt and petrol highs
their souls need not for ice... j“

215
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:33,313
all right, guys. Let's go.
Get in there. Let's see some hustle.

216
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:41,196
J“ I see tans and muscles on the guys... j“

217
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,656
[Clark] All right, guys. On two.

218
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,118
J“ but lightning left their eyes... j“

219
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,832
j“ he drives a brand new car... j“

220
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,542
[whistle blowing]

221
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,712
J“ he's watching all the stars... j“

222
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,339
all right. That'll work.
Line up again, guys.

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- [Boy 1] What?
- [Boy 2] Check out scabby Abby.

224
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,930
- [Boy 3] They're fake, you know.
- [Brett] Who cares?

225
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,016
[Players whistling and hollering]

226
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,976
You kidding me?

227
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,979
Man, is she hot.

228
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,274
[Boy 2] Hey, baby,
you got a hamburger for that shake?

229
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,664
[Gasps]

230
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,001
I didn't mean to scare you.

231
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,087
I can't stop thinking about you.

232
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:43,425
You mean the girl you
nicknamed scabby Abby?

233
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,303
Yeah, I totally deserve that.

234
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:50,724
Maybe if I'd been more patient,
I would have seen who you really are.

235
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,771
The most beautiful girl in school.

236
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,732
[Tender music playing]

237
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,036
I have a lot to apologize for.

238
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:16,625
What do you say we go some place
a little more quiet?

239
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,098
[Abby] So where are we going?

240
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,142
[Beu sisters' "what do you do in the summer
(When it's raining) Playing]

241
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:39,523
J“ I got your picture in my pocket
I got your name tattooed on my back j“

242
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,068
j“ outside my window, thunder's crashing j“

243
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:47,405
j“ I wish I knew when
you were coming back j“

244
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,159
j“ what do you do in the
summer when it's raining? J“

245
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,412
j“ I pull my hair back
my head under the faucet j“

246
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,250
j“ it's so hot in here I gotta get out j“

247
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,628
j“ my air condition is broke
I gotta toss it j“

248
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,841
j“ I wish I had your arms to help me out j“

249
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:10,512
j“ what do you do in the
summer when it's raining? J“

250
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,390
j“ all alone up in my room j“

251
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:20,522
j“ what do you do when the one
you love's a thousand miles away? J“

252
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:25,110
j“ what do you do
when you just feel like escaping? J“

253
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,655
j“ are you dreaming about me too? J“

254
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,783
- what are you doing?
- You didn't feel that?

255
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,081
- No. I should... I should go.
- [Ominous music playing]

256
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,544
What's going on? Abigail, wait.

257
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,212
Oh, I get it.

258
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,215
New face, same old boring scabby.

259
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,636
Hey.

260
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,225
[Haunting music playing]

261
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,313
- Oh, my god.
- [Abby] Brett?

262
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,523
What's happening?

263
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,485
Oh, my god.

264
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,654
My face.

265
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,114
My god.

266
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,824
What did you do to me?

267
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,996
No! My face!

268
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,372
[Lois] Admission's office?

269
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,417
I'm in the nation's creamed corn capital
retaking calculus.

270
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,752
No, don't put me on hold.

271
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,087
Could this day be any worse?

272
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,380
[Screams]

273
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,058
[Officer] Anything else you can tell me?

274
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,061
- No, that's everything. Thank you.
- [Officer] Thank you.

275
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,442
Lois, what's going on?

276
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,403
He just ran right out in front of me.

277
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,907
I don't know. They said he's gonna be okay.
Physically, anyway.

278
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,910
- The cops think he kind of lost it.
- Who? Brett?

279
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,914
I saw him at practice an hour ago.
He was fine.

280
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,208
- You sure about that?
- Yeah.

281
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,793
Think about it, Clark.

282
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,128
It's the start of the new season,

283
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,757
scholarships, the entire town
counting on you to be their hero.

284
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,135
Who knows what neuroses are hiding
behind that big-man-on-campus mask?

285
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,888
No way.
If anything, Brett was too overconfident.

286
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,974
He probably just didn't see you.

287
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,143
Yeah, that might explain
the broken windshield,

288
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,814
but you wanna tell me why he was
running around half-naked, soaking wet?

289
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,190
Who would do that?

290
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,320
[Indistinct chatter]

291
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,909
Last time I checked, you were missing
a few prerequisites for being in here.

292
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,911
So you have been checking me out.

293
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,247
Lois, just wait outside.

294
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,666
Are you kidding?

295
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:48,128
Tortured senior can't keep up
the hometown hero act and buckles?

296
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,590
This is as juicy as my teen
cosmetic surgery article.

297
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,303
Excuse me,
how well did you know Brett Anderson?

298
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,682
- Not as well as I'd like to know you.
- Charming.

299
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,559
Look, Brett ran in front of my car.

300
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,186
Do any of you guys know
what that was all about?

301
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,604
[Boy] Don't look at me.

302
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,691
[Pensive music playing]

303
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,281
[Ominous music playing]

304
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,428
[John gold's "ghetto" playing]

305
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:44,601
J“ he was standin' in
the middle of 6 and 7... j“

306
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,812
you make a habit
of going through other people's mail?

307
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,443
Sorry. The, uh, box was
addressed to the Talon.

308
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,529
Something tells me
this isn't a book-of—the-month selection.

309
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,785
What's with this fascination
with ancient writings?

310
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,080
School project.

311
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,584
Must be the same project
Clark's always working on.

312
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:14,172
For two people so different,
you have remarkably similar interests.

313
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,427
It still amazes me,
what you did with this place.

314
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:23,848
You saw promise in something everyone
else thought was beyond redemption.

315
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:29,020
This is a side of Lex Luthor
I've never seen before.

316
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,525
You're coming dangerously close
to being nostalgic.

317
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,458
Congratulations are in order.

318
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,796
Coach ouigley called,
you made the football team.

319
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,467
Don't worry, dad. I won't hurt anyone.
I know how to control my abilities.

320
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:03,346
The person I'm worried
about you hurting, Clark, is yourself.

321
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,892
You're gonna be tempted
to run a little bit faster,

322
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:12,772
to throw the ball just far enough
to win every game.

323
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,818
You think I'm gonna cheat?

324
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,570
I won't cross that line.

325
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,406
You won't even know
where that line is, Clark.

326
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,535
You're out there,
your friends are giving it their all,

327
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,037
you're gonna do whatever it takes to win.

328
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,165
That's football, son.

329
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,836
And with you
it's never gonna be a fair competition.

330
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,464
Well, let's talk about what's fair.

331
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,341
What's the first thing you remember
about high school?

332
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,385
- No, no...
- Don't tell me it's not football.

333
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,098
I want that too, dad.

334
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:51,019
And I'm sick of begging for
the same chances that you just had.

335
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,689
I want my own life.

336
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,001
You aren't the first person to walk
through that door with tattoo remorse.

337
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,338
But you're the first
one to do it without ink.

338
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,048
What?

339
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,966
[Fine] Whatever this pigment is,

340
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:26,012
it's almost as though the symbol
were branded underneath your skin.

341
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:30,141
Someone wanted to leave a Mark
you wouldn't easily forget.

342
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,019
But you can still remove it, right?

343
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,355
I'll send this tissue
sample off to the lab,

344
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:40,276
but I'm guessing the removal won't be
possible without a complete skin graft.

345
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,737
We'll see.

346
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,201
You go to school with
my daughter, don't you?

347
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,746
I never forget a face.

348
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,918
Especially a perfect one like yours.

349
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,923
It must get you anything you want.

350
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,306
How's Brett? I saw you two in the hall.

351
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,642
I don't know what you're talking about.

352
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,729
I'll talk to you later.

353
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:21,067
Thank you. Bye, Dr. Fine.

354
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,279
[Whispering] What did you do to me?

355
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,950
I kissed this guy and he freaked out.
It was like he went insane or something.

356
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:33,746
You were my first trial at this.
There's always potential for complications.

357
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,165
Complications?
Brett's at the hospital because of me.

358
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:40,128
Brett? Isn't that the boy
who named you scabby Abby?

359
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:44,424
Maybe he got exactly what he deserved.
And Lana should too.

360
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:48,219
But Lana never did anything to me.

361
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:51,222
[Ominous music playing]

362
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,141
Lana saw the two of you together.

363
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,310
She's already asking questions.

364
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,728
You think she knows?

365
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,772
This is a very serious problem, Abigail.

366
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,192
If Lana says anything to anyone

367
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,446
about what's happened
between you and this boy,

368
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,531
they'll take all of this away from me.

369
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,617
And without your treatments,

370
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:14,245
you're gonna revert back
exactly the way you used to be.

371
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,873
Is that really what you want?

372
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:21,586
I have done everything for you.

373
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:27,383
And now I need you to do something for me.

374
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,515
- [Jason] Yeah.
- [Lana] Okay.

375
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,564
- [Jason] It's the old drama room.
- [Lana] Wow!

376
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:47,278
This is an interesting detour
from the coach's office.

377
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,490
- I didn't even know this room existed.
- Yeah.

378
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,117
Neither does anyone else, hopefully.

379
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:57,622
I still can't believe
that you have a job at my school.

380
00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,207
[Jason] I know.

381
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,126
I'm gonna have to get used to
my guys drooling over you.

382
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,629
I don't think you have
anything to worry about.

383
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,464
Yeah?

384
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,132
What about Clark Kent?

385
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,639
I thought that you said
you had a surprise for me.

386
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,100
How did this become about Clark?

387
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:21,979
It was strange,
he kind of opened up to me today.

388
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:26,943
You have no idea how
strange that really is.

389
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,823
The thing is,
running the drills and putting together...

390
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,993
A good team is one thing,

391
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,872
but having guys like Clark coming to
me for advice, it's not gonna be easy.

392
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:44,168
These guys are looking at me like I'm an
adult. I still feel like I'm part of the team.

393
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,091
But this moment isn't about me.

394
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,846
- Hold on.
- Okay.

395
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,598
- It's about this.
- Oh, dear.

396
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,559
- That would be a blindfold.
- Yes.

397
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,854
Okay. So, what do you think
you're gonna get out of this?

398
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:08,067
Nothing. It's just that we never really
got to celebrate somebody's birthday.

399
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,694
Right.

400
00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:11,988
So you stay right here.

401
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:14,240
- Okay.
- Okay.

402
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:17,368
Don't peek.

403
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,456
[Tender music playing]

404
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,840
Jason?

405
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,220
Hello?

406
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,851
[Ominous music playing]

407
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:44,145
Jason, what are you...?

408
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:58,910
Abby?

409
00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:01,329
I'm sorry, Lana.

410
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,550
[Gasping]

411
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:37,740
[Creaking]

412
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,203
[Screaming]

413
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,673
[Siren wails]

414
00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:02,473
[Jason] I don't know
if you can even hear me, Lana...

415
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:07,353
But if you knew
how much you meant to me...

416
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:14,402
I guess the polite thing to do is cough
and let you know I'm standing here.

417
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,280
But that always seems
so forced, doesn't it?

418
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,577
How is she?

419
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:27,623
Well, they don't know what's wrong with her
so it's kind of hard to say.

420
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,960
Lex Luthor.

421
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,296
Jason teague.

422
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:37,008
I, uh, work at the school.
I'm the new assistant football coach.

423
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,801
Teague.

424
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,930
As in Marion, teague and wiseman?

425
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,268
It's my father's firm.

426
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:52,815
And you decided to get as far away
from the family business as possible.

427
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,567
Smart move.

428
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:59,405
It didn't exactly go down like that.
He, uh, cut me off.

429
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:04,493
Well, what better place to kick-start
a new career than Smallville high.

430
00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:10,750
Certainly responsible of the school
to send a representative to check on her.

431
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,252
Oh, um...

432
00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:18,174
Yeah, I just thought I'd stop by
on the way home. It was nothing.

433
00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:21,928
I doubt that.

434
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:36,734
Lana deserves the best.

435
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:40,863
I hope you're it.

436
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:54,710
[Ominous music playing]

437
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,731
Hey. How's she doing?

438
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,650
She's pretty cut up.

439
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:22,071
They gave her a sedative, but she
keeps saying, "don't let him see me."

440
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:23,781
It's like a kind of breakdown.

441
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,200
When they brought Brett in,
he was acting the same way.

442
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:29,578
The only thing in common
is a spike in their serotonin levels.

443
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,081
- Serotonin?
- It's a brain chemical...

444
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,875
That LSD and hallucinogens mimic.

445
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,045
It's also the word Lois
misspelled three times

446
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:41,966
in her slander piece on extreme makeovers.

447
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,469
Lana and Brett are hardly
candidates for plastic surgery.

448
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,138
Yeah, but Abby was.

449
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:52,059
Didn't Lana say she saw Brett with Abby
right before he went crazy?

450
00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,563
Maybe this procedure
made her more beast than beauty.

451
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,649
[Dramatic music playing]

452
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:05,531
My parents don't understand.
They say I'm too young for plastic surgery.

453
00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:09,785
Well, some parents
don't remember what it was like.

454
00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:12,455
When I was your age,
I wasn't exactly homecoming queen.

455
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:17,793
I worked harder than the pretty girls, only
to watch everything get handed to them.

456
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:22,965
Seven surgeries in two
years changed all that.

457
00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:33,851
You know, I was actually interested
in that new procedure you used on Abby.

458
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,187
Is it true that you only
have to come in once?

459
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,564
That's why I developed the process.

460
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:41,525
I didn't wanna watch my daughter
go through the pain I endured,

461
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:44,737
only to have what other girls
are lucky enough to be born with.

462
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,532
So let's get you scheduled here.

463
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:51,660
- Yes, please.
- [Recorder clicks, then tape rewinds]

464
00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,664
You know, I'm actually
running a little late.

465
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,167
Are you recording this?

466
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,171
I'm going to expose you.

467
00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:05,758
Who are you to stop people
from being their best?

468
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:12,139
Call me crazy. I've always been a firm
believer that beauty, it's on the inside.

469
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,141
[Yells, then grunts]

470
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:21,440
The only people who say that are those
who already have it on the outside.

471
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:28,447
- [Chloe] Okay.
- Kind of let the inner slob out, huh?

472
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,074
Yeah, and her name is Lois.

473
00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:32,952
She's been pulling these articles
Abby's mom published

474
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:37,123
on this new breakthrough
insta-makeover technique,

475
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,041
but Dr. Fine ran into one snag.

476
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,920
It's sending the patients'
serotonin levels into overdrive.

477
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:46,799
It says Dr. Fine was working on
a suppressant called serythro

478
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:49,301
to keep the serotonin levels in check.

479
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:53,347
Maybe it worked,
maybe Abby was a trial run.

480
00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:58,894
Only Abby's seismic surgery
didn't come without aftershocks.

481
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:03,732
She's passing something to people
that's super-boosting their serotonin.

482
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,695
That makes sense if she kisses Brett,
but what about Lana?

483
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:10,906
I don't know. All I know is
that Abby's not hallucinating,

484
00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:15,161
so maybe all Lana and Brett need
is a dose of that serythro medication.

485
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:22,001
It looks like Lois is a step ahead of us.

486
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,671
[Suspenseful music playing]

487
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,178
What are you doing?

488
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,638
Giving you the inside scoop.

489
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:41,770
You really want to know what it was like
for Abigail all of those years, huh?

490
00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:44,773
Well, you're gonna find out.

491
00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:59,121
And without the suppressant to balance
out your serotonin levels,

492
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:02,416
you'll be filing your story
from the psych ward.

493
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,522
[Beeping]

494
00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,727
- Are you okay?
- Get me out of here.

495
00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:08,107
[Lois] Come on.

496
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:28,127
I don't know how to tell you this
without sounding really stuck up.

497
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:31,046
I know you're stuck up.
I wanted to talk to you about that.

498
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:35,050
- You're funny.
- Yeah, and cute, huh?

499
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,346
Jason, look, I'm being serious.

500
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:41,307
All right.

501
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:47,271
Back in freshman year,
I made the cheerleading squad...

502
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,065
And that was my whole identity...

503
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:55,404
Putting on the face
that I thought everyone wanted to see.

504
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:07,499
I keep thinking of all the times
that you've told me that I'm beautiful

505
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:12,379
and, um, I can't help but wonder...

506
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,007
How much of me you really see.

507
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:27,144
I tell you you're beautiful because of
who you are, not because of what I see.

508
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:33,776
I mean, you're the girl I flew
halfway across the world to be with.

509
00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,613
The girl who

510
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:41,867
kicks the crap out of me at Xbox
and thinks it's hysterical.

511
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,912
I've seen you with the stomach flu,

512
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:48,832
where your eyes were puffy and your
nose was running, you're yakking...

513
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,751
Okay, okay. I get the picture.

514
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,837
[Tender music playing]

515
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,549
All I'm saying is...

516
00:36:58,342 --> 00:37:00,803
The reasons I love you...

517
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:05,557
It's not something you can see in a mirror.

518
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:13,273
That's good. I'm gonna write
that down and use that later.

519
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,500
I guess practice ran late, huh?

520
00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:41,093
Dad, I'm sorry I disappointed you.

521
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,555
But I'm staying on the team.

522
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:49,601
I'm tired of living my
life on the sidelines.

523
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,062
I realize that, Clark.

524
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:56,108
And I also realize that you're
a senior in high school,

525
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:59,236
and from now on you'll be making
a lot of your own decisions.

526
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,452
But if you want to be
seen as an adult in this family,

527
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:09,037
then you're gonna have
to start acting like one.

528
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:19,298
Adults in this family don't run off and
do things without discussing them first.

529
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:25,888
I know.

530
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:29,600
That's why I have
just one question for you.

531
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:34,938
You gonna let some assistant coach
from Metropolis

532
00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:36,857
teach your boy how to play football?

533
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,118
Go deep.

534
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:55,125
[Upbeat music playing]

535
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,516
[Indistinct chatter]

536
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:17,606
Admiring the genius within, huh?

537
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:21,026
- It had a typo.
- Oh, nice try.

538
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:25,364
So I followed up on the Abby story line,
and it looks like mother makeover

539
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:29,201
is gonna be playing "mirror, mirror"
on the psych ward wall from now on.

540
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:32,037
- Is Abby gonna be okay?
- Yeah, she'll be back next week.

541
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,248
Are you excited for your first pep rally?

542
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:36,625
Not the Friday night I've been dreaming of.

543
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,670
Oh, come on. It's your debut
as Smallville's newest celeb.

544
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,296
One plastics "r" us piece

545
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,924
and they'll be holding tables
all over town for me.

546
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,843
You'd be surprised.
Not that I'm ceding my stance

547
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:51,014
on a woman's right to choose rhinoplasty,
but you've got fan mail.

548
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,600
Looks like your little expose
struck some chords.

549
00:39:53,976 --> 00:39:59,523
I didn't expect anybody to read this, let
alone have a "life-changing experience."

550
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,900
- Please.
- Whatever. Say what you want,

551
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:04,444
but I know inside it's getting to you.

552
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:07,364
Welcome to the bullpen, miss Lane.

553
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:11,743
Now I'm off to see Clark Kent
in a wet t-shirt. Care to join me?

554
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,413
[Lois] Like I've never seen that before.

555
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,499
[Avril lavigne's "my happy ending" playing]

556
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,085
[Crowd cheering]

557
00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:24,256
J“ so much for my happy ending... j“

558
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,925
keep your eye on the target.

559
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,304
Didn't those guys on the base
teach you anything?

560
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,931
Wouldn't you like to know?

561
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,183
Doesn't matter,
because you're going down.

562
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,393
That'll be the day.

563
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,145
[Crowd chanting]
Dunk, dunk, dunk.

564
00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:40,230
Dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk.

565
00:40:40,314 --> 00:40:43,317
J“ don't leave me hanging j“

566
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:48,905
j“ you were everything,
everything that I wanted j“

567
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:54,161
j“ we were meant to be
supposed to be, but we lost it j“

568
00:40:54,244 --> 00:41:00,292
j“ and all of the memories
so close to me, just fade away j“

569
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:05,631
j“ we were meant to be
supposed to be, but we lost it j“

570
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:12,095
j“ and all of the memories
so close to me, just fade away j“

571
00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:15,223
j“ all this time you were pretending j“

572
00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:18,602
j“ so much for my happy ending j“

573
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,729
j“ oh, oh j“

574
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,857
j“ so much for my happy ending j“

575
00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:32,032
[Theme music playing]