1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,087 [Indistinct chattering] 2 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,966 [Guy] Hey, bro. What's up? 3 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,349 [Clark] Chloe, what the heck is this? 4 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,435 I thought we were coming in to get a coffee. 5 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,645 How could you do this to me? 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,397 I didn't know, I swear. I'm sorry, Clark. 7 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,777 No, hey, you're not gonna spend the rest of your life hiding 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,487 in the barn either. Let's go. 9 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,199 What is it you always say about Valentine's day? Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,117 "Our annual sneak peek at hell." 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,411 That must have been before cupid struck. 12 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,288 Don't you think after being trapped 13 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,332 in a front seat to the Clark-Lana operetta, 14 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,417 I deserve a good v-day? 15 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:43,627 You're the only person 16 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,130 who can make me feel guilty, relieved and a little sad... 17 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,507 All in one sentence. 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,010 It's a gift. Don't worry, Clark. 19 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,972 Your achy-breaky heart will go away, too, one of these days. 20 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,807 Can you put that in writing? 21 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,434 Just give the Lana thing a little more time. 22 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:02,729 You never know when the next love of your life is right around the corner. 23 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:08,235 Oh. Is it really wrong that I want these chubby cherubs 24 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,820 to burst into flames? 25 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,949 The way I see it, Valentine's day is like finding out how babies are born. 26 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,909 - [Lois] What? - Just stay with me. 27 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,953 It's like, it seems so weird and confusing, 28 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,876 but when that bomb finally hits, it's like everything clicks into place. 29 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,541 It all seems to make sense. 30 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,503 [Chloe] What's wrong with you? 31 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,840 Jimmy. 32 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,428 And Lois. 33 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:38,682 - Welcome to the love fest. - Yeah, and me without my uzi. 34 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,060 Excuse us for just one second. 35 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,479 What are you doing? 36 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,065 We were supposed to take Clark out tonight, remember? 37 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:51,069 Yeah, well, Lois was all alone and then it hit me. 38 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,575 Lois and Clark. 39 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,995 Lois and Clark? 40 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,914 You gotta admit, they got chemistry. 41 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,916 Yeah, so do Nitroglycerin and peroxide, 42 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,169 and I don't suggest putting them together. 43 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,172 Come on. 44 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,215 [Slow music playing on speakers] 45 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,812 Please tell me we weren't just set up. 46 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,272 Looks like it. 47 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,069 That's like hot fudge and Halibut. 48 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,696 I take it I'm the Halibut. 49 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,032 Naturally. 50 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:41,328 Well, I've had my fill of fat babies with arrows. 51 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,372 Knock yourself out, Lois. 52 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,666 [Star] Little down on love? 53 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,211 After my breakup? 54 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:53,131 Cupid could use me for target practice and I still wouldn't feel anything. 55 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:57,094 Then maybe you need a little euphoria elixir or romance remedy. 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,473 Just a nudge in order to move on. 57 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:02,849 Move on? 58 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,853 Honey, you're talking to somebody who's still waiting for acid-wash 59 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:07,979 to come back in style. 60 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,357 Try this. 61 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,194 It's made with Jasmine and a mixture of aphrodisiac oils. 62 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,282 I get the brilliant hue from red meteor rocks. 63 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,582 This is gonna make me fall in love with someone new? 64 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,918 The first man you set eyes on. 65 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,336 Hmm. 66 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,216 Who knows? Maybe this color will look good on me, huh? 67 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,083 Clark. 68 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,564 [Opening theme song playing] 69 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:20,010 Somebody save me 70 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,723 let your warm hands break right through 71 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:29,895 somebody save me 72 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,275 don't care how you do it 73 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:39,863 just stay, stay 74 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,948 come on 75 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:45,577 I've been waiting for you 76 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:50,248 just stay with me 77 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,962 I've made this whole world shine for you 78 00:04:56,046 --> 00:05:00,050 just stay, stay 79 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,177 come on 80 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:10,393 [Martha] Yes, I'm calling to rsvp for the engagement party. 81 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,313 Martha Kent. Thank you. 82 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,107 Hi, how was the Valentine's party? 83 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,110 - I lived to see another day. - Clark. 84 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:23,198 Mom, really, if it's more love advice, I got my quota last night. Trust me. 85 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,658 But thank you. 86 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,201 [Knocking on door] 87 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,589 Lois? 88 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,261 Is Clark here? 89 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,724 Yeah. Come in. 90 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:53,562 Hey, Lois, listen, I'm sorry that Jimmy pulled you into that last night. 91 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,814 I mean, after Oliver and... 92 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,192 Oliver's history. 93 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,948 Actually, Mrs. K, can you give us a couple minutes? 94 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,703 Yeah. I'll be upstairs. 95 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:25,468 Here we find ourselves all alone. 96 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:33,476 Wow. How did I never notice what big, strong hands you have? 97 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,061 [Chuckles] 98 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,356 - What's going on, Lois? - Well, you know me. 99 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,775 I'm not very good with words. 80... 100 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,199 People don't think whitesnake sings power ballads, 101 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,826 but they do. 102 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,413 You made me a mix cd. 103 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:55,916 Yeah. 104 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,421 Well, I will kill you if you tell anyone this, 105 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:08,303 but there's nothing that I love more than slow-dancing 106 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:13,558 with some big, strong arms around me. 107 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,519 Just like yours, Smallville. 108 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,192 Lois, why don't you go put this on? 109 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,280 Okay. 110 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,661 I know how you dance, so... 111 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,415 Just in case... 112 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:41,753 Clark? 113 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,099 Lana. 114 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,518 I'm kind of surprised to see you here. 115 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,354 Yeah, I know that we left things in a weird place. 116 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:01,856 Come in. 117 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,989 I'll take credit for the weirdness, but to be honest, 118 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,699 you're the one who did the leaving. 119 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,410 I was really frustrated. 120 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,499 Chloe, I can't afford to lose you, too. 121 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,752 Ever since I've been with Lex, 122 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,380 I feel like I've lost everyone else in my life. 123 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,133 Well, are you sure it's that you lost them, 124 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,428 or were you being forced to leave them behind? 125 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,890 It seems like you've been walled up in the mansion. 126 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,019 It's not like I'm in captivity. 127 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,021 Right, well, not in so many words, 128 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:44,357 but I know how protective Lex is over the things he values the most. 129 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,735 Chloe, I know that you'rejust looking out for me. 130 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:50,030 And you've done your maid-of-honor duty and asked the tough questions, 131 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:53,491 but I was hoping that we could just get past this? 132 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,288 Okay. Case closed. 133 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,834 Did I miss something? "Maid of honor"? 134 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,964 Yeah. I hope that you're not allergic to taffeta. 135 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,550 That's actually why I came by. 136 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,219 Will you stand up with me? 137 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,141 Of course. Wow. 138 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,980 So, uh, does this mean that we just ignore the huge elephant 139 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,440 named Clark in the corner? 140 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,734 Yeah, whatever he's hiding, 141 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,029 he chose to confide in the people that he trusts the most... 142 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,199 And as much as I wish that I was one of those people, 143 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,451 I can't hold it against you. 144 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,662 I'm not gonna ask you to betray Clark's secret, 145 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,916 if you'll stop denying that he has one. 146 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,221 [Indistinct chattering] 147 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,035 Will this holiday ever end? 148 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:23,123 Sorry to be the culprit of such a felony-sized PDA. 149 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,606 We were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago. Where have you been? 150 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,712 I just... I got stuck in traffic. 151 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,008 I did some digging into our favorite martian manhunter, 152 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,510 but it's coming up empty. 153 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,595 Well, we have another manhunter to worry about. 154 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,305 Lois. 155 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,602 Why does that make me picture her wielding an ax at men in Metropolis? 156 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,271 She's only after one man. 157 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:49,941 Lois is... 158 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,861 Into me. 159 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,073 She's into you? What, like...? 160 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,750 Wow. She really pulled out all the stops. 161 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,711 She's not herself, all right? 162 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,194 It's like she overdosed on love potion number 9 or something. 163 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,673 And this isn't funny. 164 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,134 - Pretty funny. - Chloe. 165 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,679 We have to find out what happened before she strikes again. 166 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,140 - Too late. - [Lois] There you are. 167 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,852 I've been searching all over for you. 168 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,063 Look what I got. 169 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,070 Maybe you could get one to match. 170 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,535 I think you're right about that story. I'm gonna look into it. 171 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:43,912 Chloe... 172 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,581 Hi, you. 173 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,086 Lois. 174 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:55,924 Now, Lois, I've got... 175 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,551 You can pour on the modesty all you want, Smallville. 176 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,137 It only makes you that much more adorable. 177 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,307 Lois, what happened to you when I left last night? 178 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,809 I went home. Alone. 179 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,230 But you know where I wanted to be. 180 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,423 Wow. Well, nothing screams romance like a dusty newspaper office. 181 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,592 Come on, you can do better than this. 182 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,470 I was planning on it. 183 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,849 Not that I'm complaining, but isn't this a little sudden? 184 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,395 I mean, all this time one kiss and all of a sudden you like me? 185 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,899 No, I mean it. This is for real, isn't it? 186 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,152 Oh, yeah, this couldn't be more real. 187 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,202 Wait, wait a minute. Wait. 188 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,999 I knew I kissed you before. 189 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,669 In the alley. 190 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,383 - You're green arrow. - Hardly. 191 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,155 I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver. 192 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,221 Oliver? 193 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,350 Oh, my god. 194 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,020 All those times he disappeared. 195 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,110 What is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? 196 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,079 Thank god, I finally found a normal guy. 197 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,540 What do you mean "normal"? 198 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,793 Oliver's not even the same league as me. 199 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,463 You don't have to be macho just for me. 200 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,469 I like the dorky farm-boy thing. 201 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,180 Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? 202 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,184 Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face 203 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,852 - all over the papers... - Clark. 204 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,397 So what if your signature move is driving a tractor. 205 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,067 I think it's adorable. 206 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,573 You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent. 207 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,054 I have a surprise for you. 208 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,681 I thought we said no gifts for the engagement dinner. 209 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,392 It's not exactly for the dinner. 210 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,576 So I have this dilemma. 211 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,916 I can't decide 212 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,628 between stegosaurus 213 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:22,922 or Mr. Duck. 214 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,386 That's really sweet, Lex. 215 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,682 - But don't you think it's kind of...? - I know. I know it's kind of early, 216 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,560 but the doctor said you're perfectly healthy. 217 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,858 I just don't know if it's a good idea to have all this stuff out here. 218 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,651 There's a lot of people around. 219 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,113 Nobody knows about this pregnancy, apart from Clark and Chloe. 220 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,406 Well, what if they did? 221 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,616 I was thinking... 222 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,828 What if we announced it tonight at the party? 223 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,541 I don't know if that's a great idea. 224 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,669 I think that tonight should be about our engagement. 225 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,720 It sort of feels like you're in denial. 226 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:15,308 Like if no one finds out about the baby, it doesn't exist. 227 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,814 Lex, do you know how many people are looking over my shoulder, 228 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,233 second-guessing why I'm marrying you? 229 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,531 Am I that hard a sell? 230 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,201 I don't want people assuming that we're getting married 231 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,702 because of this baby. 232 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,497 I want them to know that I'm with you 233 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,915 because I love you. 234 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:58,809 Wow. This is a beautiful detour, but what are we doing up here? 235 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,271 That's Oliver's balcony over there, isn't it? 236 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,734 What? That tiny speck under the clock tower? 237 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,203 Clark, this isn't funny. You can come back down now. 238 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,127 Or you could come up here with me. 239 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,837 [Lois] Om 240 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,560 I'd like to see Oliver do this. 241 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,364 [Lois] Whoa! 242 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,493 [Lois laughs] 243 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,664 What'd you say about a dorky farm-boy? 244 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,299 Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 245 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,426 I can't wait to see what else you can do. 246 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,428 Well, I'm fast, 247 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,763 but not too fast. 248 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,434 You're being very bad. 249 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,729 You know, the last time I was here, I was with a good friend of yours. 250 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,606 Obviously, he wasn't that good. 251 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,788 I better make sure you didn't spell my name wrong. 252 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,129 [Lois] Whoo. 253 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,594 [Gasps] 254 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,946 Sounds like a real rager, doesn't it? 255 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,907 Can't say I'm surprised I wasn't invited. 256 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,661 I rsvp'd back before Oliver headed for the hills, 257 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:25,539 but now I've found a better way to occupy my night. 258 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,875 What? And disappoint the future Mrs. Luthor? 259 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,709 I don't think so. 260 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,798 Besides it's not a party until someone crashes it. 261 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,729 Hey, thanks for the roses. 262 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,941 Thanks for this. 263 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:56,362 Yeah, I don't know, I just... It kind of seemed very you. 264 00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:00,324 I love it. But it might sit on the bench till my next style renaissance. 265 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:05,371 Or until I'm off the blacklist at the Luthor mansion. 266 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,875 Aren't you supposed to be leaving for Smallville in negative two minutes? 267 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,670 Yeah. But I'm gonna have to push the boundaries 268 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,046 of fashionably late on this one 269 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,925 because I just got a huge lead on whatever love-nip Lois rolled in. 270 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,220 You just can't admit that I'm a natural born cupid, can you? 271 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,056 Jimmy, I know that you would love to think 272 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,340 that your little nudge actually caused this whole thing, 273 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,894 but trust me, Lois would have to be shot out of a Cannon 274 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,897 to romantically land anywhere in the direction of Clark. 275 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,192 Hmm. Sounds kind of like you're jealous. 276 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,903 Of Lois? 277 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,573 No, of anyone getting in between you and Clark. 278 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,590 Come on, you spend all your time with him, 279 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,163 and then you make up all these excuses. 280 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,539 - Why? - You know what, Jimmy? 281 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,643 On the list of personality quirks that I've learned to fall in love with, 282 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,419 paranoia is definitely at the bottom. 283 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,214 - Translated to "back off"? - Yep. 284 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,008 Got it. 285 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,430 - Chloe. - Pushing it. 286 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,308 Look, if you're really notjealous, 287 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,704 then why are you bailing on your best friend's engagement party? 288 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,356 Clark's a big boy. How much damage can Lois really do? 289 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,736 You know, you're right. 290 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,988 I can just delegate. 291 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,157 I've done that. 292 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,034 Once. 293 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,078 And, since I doubt the Rose peddler dowsed Lois, 294 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,331 I'm putting all my money on the oil essence lady. 295 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:34,585 So, you can just meet her in an hour. Here's the address. 296 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,050 Thanks. You're my guy. 297 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,904 Looking for a little inspiration? 298 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,865 No, thanks, I've already got my muse. 299 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:12,373 So is this supposed to make you feel blissful or whatever? 300 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,917 Not "supposed to," it does. 301 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,171 Oh. Now that sounds kind of easy. 302 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,550 You're on the rebound. You just rub some sexy goo on, and wham! 303 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,069 You're singing Barry white songs again. 304 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,137 Indigenous cultures have used herbal oils for centuries. 305 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,016 We've strayed so far from nature, we think we're above it. 306 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,938 Yeah, yeah, nature, good. Greenhouse gases, bad. I get it. 307 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,065 Look, my girlfriend thinks 308 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,569 that you dosed her cousin with a love potion last night. 309 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,071 Tall, loud, down on love? 310 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,739 That would be Lois. 311 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,994 So do you have any, like, anti-love exfoliant or whatever? 312 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,663 Something to take the vaseline off the lens, so to speak? 313 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,298 This will counteract the aphrodisiac. 314 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,259 But I usually have a sixth sense about people. 315 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,516 Something tells me Lois and Clark's destinies 316 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,311 are a little more entwined than they realize. 317 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,069 [Chattering] 318 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,924 [Tapping on glass] 319 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,761 Could I have everyone's attention, please? 320 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,890 I just wanted to thank you all for joining us to celebrate. 321 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:57,061 Over the years, I'm sure some of you have placed a few bets 322 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,771 on whether I'd settle down. 323 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,566 But this couldn't be further from settling. 324 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,654 I'd like to toast my beautiful fiancee 325 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,115 for making me happier than I thought I could ever be. 326 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,127 - Looks like we missed dinner. - Clark, what are you doing here? 327 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,838 Come on, Lex, you didn't think I was gonna miss this, did you? 328 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:29,509 And look. 329 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,637 My own mother would rather raise a glass 330 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,597 with the enemy than stand by her own son. 331 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,183 Clark, you're not yourself. 332 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,518 It's okay, mom. 333 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,521 You're more a Luthor than Kent these days anyway. 334 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,482 I mean, dad's been what? Dead a year? 335 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,170 But who can blame you for joining the race with Lana 336 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:50,155 to see who's gonna add the Luthor monogram to their name first? 337 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,536 Lex, he's obviously on something, and he wants us to react. 338 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,662 Please don't. 339 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,627 Chloe, I can't say that I'm surprised that you're celebrating here. 340 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:08,090 After all, once Lana's off the market, all those years of unrequited pining 341 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,009 may actually pay off. 342 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,554 I can't say I haven't thought about it. 343 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,226 And you. 344 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,146 You know, I gotta hand it to you. 345 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,567 If you were gonna rebound, 346 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,902 why not choose the one person that I hated the most? 347 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,990 But, I mean, come on, Lana, the joke's over by now, isn't it? 348 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,951 [Lex] Clark, I think you've done enough damage. 349 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,412 - Why don't you leave? - I'm not done yet! 350 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:40,831 Besides, Lex, 351 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,083 I haven't given you my gift yet. 352 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,049 Congratulations on sealing the deal. 353 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,386 [Rattles] 354 00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,600 To baby Luthor. 355 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,018 [Crowd murmuring] 356 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,688 The real reason that Lana's marrying you. 357 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,321 [Lana] Lex. 358 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,968 - How dare you? - [Clark] Come on, Lana, 359 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,788 if no one else in this room is gonna save you from Lex, then I will. 360 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,958 I don't think so. Lana is your past. 361 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:26,960 I'm your future. 362 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,796 This is the present. 363 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,277 Clark was acting like he was exposed to red kryptonite. 364 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,630 I'm guessing it wasn't a coincidence 365 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,365 that Lois went hopelessly devoted at the same time. 366 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,535 According to Jimmy, I think we may have found our culprit. 367 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,620 Lipstick? 368 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,622 Infused with a cupid's cocktail. 369 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,374 Lois was hit with an aphrodisiac. 370 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,544 - But that shouldn't affect Clark. - Well, it didn't. 371 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,438 But I'm guessing that the lipstick's Ruby-red sheen 372 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,381 didn't come from crushed Cranberries. 373 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:16,301 If he was infected by a kryptonite kiss, the second he was away from Lois, 374 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,511 he should have been fine. 375 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:20,722 I think Lois' kisses were a little more than skin deep. 376 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,808 I think it's in his system. 377 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,770 He wasn't good enough for me anyway. 378 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:29,856 I'll let you handle Lois. 379 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,025 Hopefully, I can find Clark before Lex does. 380 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,195 Hey, you got it? 381 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:39,324 Mugwort, aka. A delegating success story. 382 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,203 Now, once this hits her skin, Lois' pumpkin ride is over. 383 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,914 What does she have that I don't? 384 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,793 It's so weird to see her acting like a girl. 385 00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,970 - What's that? - Just a little something 386 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,930 to help break the infatuation spell. 387 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,766 I think it's time we get those glass slippers back. 388 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,979 You know what? Stop making fun of my feelings. 389 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,742 Just because you never got Clark 390 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,660 doesn't mean you need to take it out on me. 391 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,848 [Lois] Wow. This is awkward. 392 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,394 Please tell me I was going to costume party. 393 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,113 You humiliated me in front of my friends. 394 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,491 Come on, Lana. You hardly knew anyone at that party. 395 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,248 - Clark, what do you want from me? - What I've always wanted. 396 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:10,916 For you to be happy. 397 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,043 I would love to know how that feels. 398 00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:15,712 But it seems like every time I get close, 399 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,214 you rip it all away from me. 400 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,049 Lana, stop kidding yourself. 401 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,636 You're never gonna be satisfied with Lex. 402 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:27,432 You can't marry him. 403 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,436 I've already made up my mind. 404 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,565 Even though you're still in love with me? 405 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,866 What makes you so sure? 406 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,286 Because I'm still in love with you. 407 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,732 Don't marry Lex. 408 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:18,899 Marry me. 409 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:29,161 I have given you every chance. 410 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,917 I have stood in this spot so many times, 411 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:39,880 just waiting for you to say something and you decide to do it now? 412 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,929 You don't love me, Clark. 413 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,893 You just can't stand the idea that I love someone else. 414 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,523 [Lex] Lana. 415 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,403 Lana? 416 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:08,324 Lex. 417 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,003 Go ahead, Lana, tell him. That you'd rather be with me. 418 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,298 Don't listen to him. He's on something. 419 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,343 Oh, well, it didn't seem to bother you two minutes ago 420 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,511 when you were kissing me. 421 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,516 What do you really expect is gonna happen now, Clark? 422 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:36,186 - Exactly what you're afraid of. - I'm not a competition. 423 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:38,897 You are to Lex. 424 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,357 He didn't tell you? 425 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,360 He's always wanted everything I've ever had. 426 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,737 And you were at the top of that list. 427 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,282 You're just a trophy to him. 428 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,911 And he's nothing but your consolation prize. 429 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,458 Now tell me you don't love me. 430 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,549 Lana. Tell me you don't... 431 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,925 Stay away from her. 432 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,302 You don't wanna do that. 433 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,515 You can't win. You don't even know the rules of the game. 434 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,274 Clark, stop it! 435 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,818 [Grunting and gagging] 436 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:28,613 If I'd have known who you were gonna turn out to be, 437 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,490 I never would have saved you on that bridge. 438 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,409 Clark, you're killing him. 439 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,251 [Clark] Oh! 440 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,502 [Grunting] 441 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:50,552 Lana. Let me handle this. Please just leave. 442 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,562 [Grunting] 443 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,200 Clark... are you okay? 444 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,952 Oh, sweetie. 445 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,621 [Panting] 446 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,802 If you hadn't shown up in time... 447 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,763 I'm not sure what I would have done to Lex. 448 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,017 How'd you know what to do? 449 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,121 The last time you had some kind of kryptonite in your system, 450 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,480 you had to sweat it out. 451 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,941 Weakening you seemed to be our only chance. 452 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:49,110 I just can't believe all those things I did. 453 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:51,655 I can. 454 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,202 I guess I can't blame you for being mad at me, too. 455 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:02,832 Clark, you've walked around here for years bottling everything up, 456 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,502 basing every decision on what's best for other people. 457 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,754 You never stop to think what's best for you. 458 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:12,592 Mom, you don't think I really meant those things I said about you and Chloe? 459 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,929 I think there was a grain of truth in all of it. 460 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,640 Every time you've been affected by red kryptonite, 461 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,767 it hasn't changed who you are, 462 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,894 it's just stripped away your inhibitions. 463 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,189 I think you need to start being more honest about how you feel. 464 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:32,862 So, you're saying that I wanna kiss Lois and keep Chloe in my back pocket 465 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,948 while the whole time I'm still in love with Lana? 466 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,993 You're the only one who can sort that out. 467 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,663 When I kissed Lana, I could tell that she still felt something. 468 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:42,914 And, mom... 469 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,667 Mom, I can't let her marry Lex. 470 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:51,172 This is probably hard to hear, 471 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,427 but I think the best thing you can do is leave her alone. 472 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,808 [Lois] Clark, girl alert. 473 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,270 I never know what I'll find in a grown man's clubhouse. 474 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,607 Oh, sorry, Mrs. Kent. 475 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,573 Hey, Lois. 476 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,199 Yeah, hi. 477 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:29,544 Well, I talked to Chloe and she filled me in on Lois gone wild. 478 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:34,049 But I'm just missing a few details about us. 479 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:37,677 [Sighs] 480 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,137 Like this. 481 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,391 Wow, Lois, I had no idea. 482 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,646 Save it, Smallville. I was obviously on something. 483 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,523 Thank god, the ink wears off in a week. 484 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,234 [Sighs] 485 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,117 Well, I guess it's best that neither of us remembers. 486 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,496 I mean, I can't even really picture the two of us... 487 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,963 You don't think that we...? 488 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,093 Think that we what? 489 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,719 [Sighs] 490 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,223 You know, 491 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,768 that we... 492 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,358 No, Lois. 493 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,442 [Sighs] 494 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,237 I think I'd remember. 495 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,656 Yeah. 496 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:41,950 Of course, you would. 497 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,036 Highlight of your life. 498 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:47,747 Though I did find something. 499 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,424 I think you made it for me. 500 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,180 Vvhhesnake. 501 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,559 Wow. 502 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,687 I must have really liked you. 503 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,373 Hey, put another one down for the j-chlo team. 504 00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:34,669 Thanks to you, Lois is back to her old, heartbroken, abrasive self. 505 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,353 I'm glad I could help with that, I guess. 506 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,716 And Clark is, well, back to being Clark. 507 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:43,020 Well, you're kind of brushing the landfill under the rug, aren't you? 508 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,555 What, with Clark? 509 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:50,852 So he took the whole breakup jealousy way past the drunk-dialing stage. 510 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,061 Can't arrest him for it. 511 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:55,899 He crashed Lana's party and told the world that she's eating for two. 512 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,612 Did I mention he kidnapped her? 513 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,990 I guarantee you Clark is beating himself up more than anyone right now. 514 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,701 So we can just give the Clark-bashing a reprieve, okay? 515 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,497 No. No, not until you admit that he royally screwed up. 516 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,874 You don't know him like I do. 517 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,251 And you remind me of that every day. 518 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,424 You know, if I did the things he did, you'd never talk to me again. 519 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,110 - And don't deny that. - So what are you saying? 520 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,385 I'm lying to you now? 521 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,266 Can you really tell me 522 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,562 that if you had the choice, you wouldn't rather be with him? 523 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,491 Of course not. You're my guy. 524 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,893 Now you don't believe me. Well, I don't know what else to say. 525 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,585 Well, I think that's the point. 526 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,631 Neither of us do. 527 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,513 You know, maybe we should take a break. 528 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,976 Jimmy, I have... 529 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:43,548 You're fine, miss lang. Nothing to worry about. 530 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:45,842 [Lex] Thank you, doctor. 531 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:47,510 I just wanted to be sure 532 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:49,596 with everything Lana went through yesterday. 533 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,856 Lex, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. 534 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,649 About Clark. 535 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:07,280 As far as I'm concerned, what we have doesn't have anything to do with Clark. 536 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:10,258 But, then, iwasn't the one kissing him. 537 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:15,079 And I wasn't the one holding a gun to his head. 538 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,792 Funny how he calls this a game. 539 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,755 What were you gonna do, Lex? Shoot him? 540 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:27,675 If I had to. 541 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,428 To save me or to hurt him? 542 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,308 Considering what he did to you, Lana, 543 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,227 I had every right to come after Clark. 544 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,397 But the thing is, 545 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,108 I can't blame him. 546 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,489 If I ever let you slip through my fingers, 547 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,451 I've no idea what I'd be capable of. 548 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,599 How is she, really? 549 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,769 Well, you know this isn't the most typical pregnancy, 550 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,981 but everything's on schedule. 551 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,659 [Closing theme music playing]