1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:03,462 [Jimmy] Let there be cake. 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,672 [Crowd applauding] 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,300 [Chattering indistinctly] 4 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:12,721 I didn't mean to cut your head off. I'm just under a lot of pressure here. 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,722 [Chloe chuckles] 6 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,933 - Uh, who wants cake? - [Woman] Oh, yeah, I do. 7 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:17,976 Another glass of bubbly. 8 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,188 And throw in a Shirley temple for the lady. 9 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,567 Lois, don't you think you might wanna pace yourself? 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,112 Believe me, Smallville, I am a lot more obnoxious sober. 11 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,572 And the last thing anyone wants 12 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:33,408 is me making a scene at this blessed event. 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,702 [Sighs] 14 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,829 Chloe is barely legal. 15 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,540 And she is getting herself hitched 16 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,251 to the first guy who's shown her any attention. 17 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,586 Present company excepted. 18 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,674 I have suffered enough heartache to know real love when I see it. 19 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,551 And looking at those two... 20 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,844 I don't know. 21 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,304 [Lois sighs] 22 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,556 I don't see it. 23 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,892 Are you sure you're notjustjealous that 24 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,852 your little cousin's beating you to the altar? 25 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,398 This isn't a competition. 26 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,275 Then why are you keeping score? 27 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,863 Listen, Lois, it may not kill you to just show a little support. 28 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,616 You want support? 29 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,370 I'll show you support. 30 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,831 [Lois grunts] 31 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,042 [Whispers] Oh, good idea. Here we go. 32 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:31,341 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lois Lane. 33 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,635 Most of you know me as Chloe's cousin, 34 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,637 aka. The maid of honor. 35 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,014 [Crowd applauding] 36 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,307 [Chloe laughs] 37 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:43,854 When Chloe and I were little girls, we made a promise. 38 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:48,483 Neither of us would get married until we found our soul mates. 39 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,822 The one person in the whole wide world that we are destined to be with. 40 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,368 Which is why you can't take a ten-year-old on their word. 41 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,495 [Crowd murmuring indistinctly] 42 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,247 Okay, come on. 43 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,960 What I think Lois is trying to say 44 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,921 is that you can't predict 45 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,008 when you will find that special someone. 46 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,972 And Jimmy is, without a doubt, that special someone for Chloe. 47 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,228 I've known Chloe since the eighth grade... 48 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,041 And we've been through a lot together. 49 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,150 In all those years, 50 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,027 the truth is, I've never seen her so happy. 51 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,909 Congratulations. To Jimmy and Chloe. 52 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,619 [All] To Jimmy and Chloe. 53 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,705 [Crowd cheering and applauding] 54 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,101 [Chloe] So we'll see you guys in a few months. 55 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,794 Thank you so much. You guys are great. 56 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,962 - [Chloe] Thanks. Bye. - [Jimmy] Bye. 57 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,589 You know, it's a shame your parents 58 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,965 couldn't be here today. 59 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,592 I would have really loved to celebrate 60 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,511 your impeccable taste with them. 61 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,389 Well, they send their love. Dad is this close 62 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,224 to closing a big deal in London. 63 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,226 His, uh, priorities are a little out of whack, 64 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,143 but he means well. 65 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,771 Isfihhope you enjoyed yourself tonight. 66 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,332 You know what was my favorite part 67 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,356 of the evening? 68 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,526 If you say Lois' toast, I'm getting a prenup. 69 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,236 God, no. Heh. 70 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,947 When Clark was toasting us, I looked at you, 71 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,658 and you had the most wonderful smile on your face. 72 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:24,162 You know, it really means a lot to me that you're finally okay with Clark. 73 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,999 Me being uptight about you and Clark is yesterday's news. 74 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,919 There may be a textbook's worth of history between the two of you, 75 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,922 but the future's all Chloe and Jimmy's story. 76 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:44,683 I think it's about time we head upstairs for some much needed alone time. 77 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,769 Oh, I think that is a fantastic idea. 78 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:54,984 [Jimmy] Hey. 79 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,405 [Grunting] 80 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,076 [Opening theme song playing] 81 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:14,504 Somebody save me 82 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,967 let your warm hands break right through 83 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:24,222 somebody save me 84 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,519 don't care how you do it 85 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:34,441 just stay, stay 86 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,234 come on 87 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,905 I've been waiting for you 88 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:44,618 just stay with me 89 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:50,081 I've made this whole world shine for you 90 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:54,336 just stay, stay 91 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,838 come on 92 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,393 [Grunts] 93 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,113 [Sighs] 94 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,741 Smallville? 95 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,910 Good afternoon, Lois. 96 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,996 I thought you might need one of these. 97 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,924 Please, tell me we didn't... 98 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,976 [Chuckles] 99 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,520 You're hysterical when you're hung-over, Lois. 100 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,897 Don't worry... 101 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,483 You got changed all by yourself. 102 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,319 In the middle of the kitchen, for like an hour. 103 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,615 [Groans] 104 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,914 I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway. 105 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,500 It was more like a cross-country trip. 106 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:17,586 [Groans] 107 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,255 [Lois] You know, I get... 108 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,299 [Sighs] 109 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,433 You didn't have to take care of me last night. 110 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,721 I would've been perfectly fine on my own at the Talon. 111 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,613 I don't think Jimmy and Chloe would have 112 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,391 been up for the whitesnake sing-along. 113 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,519 [Scoffs] 114 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,813 Chloe. 115 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,775 Uh, I was supposed to 116 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,153 meet her for a dress fitting first thing this morning. 117 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,487 Do you need a ride? 118 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,906 You may have held my hair, 119 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,034 but I don't need you to hold my hand, Smallville. 120 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,745 This may shock you, but I can still drive a car. 121 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,455 Not if it's not here. 122 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,253 This may shock you, but you were in no condition 123 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,294 to get behind the wheel last night, Lois. 124 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:00,921 [Sighs] 125 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,548 Thanks for the ride? 126 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,388 [Elevator bell rings] 127 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,933 What do you mean you can't find the ip address? 128 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,935 The e-mail came through a ghost router. 129 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,854 As soon as we saw it, the router vanished from the grid. 130 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:21,399 At the very least, this could prove Mr. Luthor is still alive. 131 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,902 Or it could prove that someone is toying with me. 132 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,530 Find out who took the crystal. Or find a newline of work. 133 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,286 You know what's amazing to me? 134 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,164 You can't find time to return my calls, 135 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,225 but you do manage to fit it into your busy schedule 136 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,835 to buy the star city towers right out from under me. 137 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,089 Business is business. 138 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,258 Well, this is not about business. 139 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:51,721 And to be honest with you, revenge is not your best color. 140 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,015 Don't flatter yourself. 141 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,184 One of the most important things that Lex taught me 142 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,311 is you can't afford to live in the past. 143 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,272 Did professor Luthor also teach you a thing or two about deception? 144 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,482 Or how about obsession? 145 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,234 I hear his class in murder's an easy a. 146 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,987 He's done more for this world than you ever will, Oliver. 147 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,781 He dedicated his life to making it a safer place. 148 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,328 You know, Mercer, it seems to me... 149 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,289 Like Lex may have been a little bit more than a mentor. 150 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,296 If you're done wasting my time, I have phone calls to make. 151 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,305 Look, uh, I'm sorry. 152 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,642 Really, I didn't come here to battle with you. 153 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,235 Actually, I came here to raise the white flag. 154 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,564 How civil. 155 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,650 What do you propose, a truce? 156 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,486 Well, truce, yeah... 157 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:49,946 Over dinner. 158 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,160 You haven't changed one bit. 159 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:58,079 Oliver always wants what Oliver can't have. 160 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,374 You know, sometimes a meal's just a meal. 161 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,880 You can pick me up at 7:00. 162 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,549 7:30 it is. 163 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,228 Chloe. 164 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,439 Jimmy. 165 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,901 You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. 166 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,402 Pants on everyone. 167 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,080 I had no idea Jimmy was so romantic. 168 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,042 [Lois chuckles] 169 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,923 Guess the Olsen's not so wholesome. 170 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,311 [Lois on answering machine] Chloe, it's your cuz. 171 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,687 Guess who came to my rescue. 172 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,108 Not Oliver queen. Heh. Clark Kent. 173 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,860 He is just the sweetest boy I have ever known... 174 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,738 Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning. 175 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,259 [Man on answering machine] This is Smallville pd impound 176 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,953 for a Chloe Sullivan and a James Olsen. 177 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,681 Your vehicles were just brought in for obstructing a street cleaner. 178 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,165 You have 90 days... 179 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,084 They didn't even come home last night? 180 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,254 Then where the hell are they? 181 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,969 [Mice squeaking] 182 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,432 [Groaning] 183 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,935 Chloe. Are you okay? 184 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,313 I think so. Where are we? 185 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,774 [Man] Dearly beloved, 186 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:55,405 we are gathered here today to find out if these two were truly meant to be. 187 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,241 [Gasps] 188 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,803 Lois, I checked the Metropolis and the Smallville hospitals, 189 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,013 as well as the airport. 190 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,807 - No sign of Jimmy or Chloe. - You covered a lot of ground. 191 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,768 You need to find the right people to ask. You find anything? 192 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,205 Chloe and Jimmy aren't the only couple that's gone missing, Clark. 193 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,915 At least three couples in the last two weeks 194 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,482 have vanished without a trace. 195 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,567 All engaged? 196 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,277 Credit cards haven't been touched. 197 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,154 Phone records show no sign of activity. 198 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,280 The list goes on and on. 199 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,532 So unless Oprah said eloping was in for fall... 200 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,117 They've all been abducted. 201 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,162 I called the police, they won't even declare 202 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,289 Jimmy and Chloe missing for 24 hours. 203 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,313 What kind of person would prey on people 204 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,937 during the happiest time of their lives? 205 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,258 You know, if I hadn't been too drunk to go home last night, 206 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,527 I would have been there to stop it. 207 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,094 Or you would have been missing too. 208 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,766 Don't worry, Lois. We'll find them. 209 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,203 We should cross-reference Jimmy and Chloe 210 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,478 with the other two victims. 211 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,001 See if they have anything in common. 212 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,731 One step ahead of you. 213 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,608 Jimmy, Chloe, and the other couples 214 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,318 all visited the same wedding vendors 215 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,527 within the last 10 days. 216 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,155 A bakery, a jewelry store, and a stationery shop. 217 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,323 To name a few. 218 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,367 That stationery shop is right around the corner. 219 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,409 I'm gonna check it out. 220 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,637 I'll call if I find anything. 221 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,301 Whoa, no way am I putting my cousin's life 222 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,998 in the hands of a mild-mannered copy boy. Try to keep up. 223 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,182 [Footsteps approaching] 224 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,647 [Man] The art of abduction is surprisingly difficult. 225 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,941 It's easier when I find couples together. 226 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,318 Saves time. 227 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,405 Well, we'd hate to inconvenience you. 228 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,366 It's no trouble at all. It's my duty. 229 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,746 - [Jimmy] What... what is that? - [Man] This is a lie detector. 230 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,416 It's fairly harmless and not complicated at all. 231 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:17,463 In fact, when you get right down to it, it's really quite simple. 232 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,216 All it does is listen to your heart. 233 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,469 I guess you expect us to believe that's harmless too. 234 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,264 No. This is electricity. 235 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,474 Electricity hurts. 236 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,812 Is this how you get your kicks? 237 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,689 Torturing innocent people? 238 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,776 It's not torture. 239 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,404 I'm doing you a favor. 240 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,825 Not everyone is meant to be married. 241 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,870 Countless couples rush 242 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,954 headlong into marriage. 243 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,748 Ignorant to responsibility, 244 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,957 to the burden of truth 245 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,917 that comes with that level of commitment. 246 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:04,719 Those that are truly dedicated have no secrets. 247 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,478 Let's warm up with an easy question. 248 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,438 James... 249 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,649 [Electricity powering up] 250 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,069 Have you ever cheated on your fiancee before? 251 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,081 [Groaning] 252 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:36,793 Stop! Don't hurt her! I'm the one that lied! You hurt me! 253 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,713 Lies don't hurt you. Lies hurt the ones you love. 254 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,757 [Gasping] 255 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,967 You be honest. 256 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,598 It wasn't really cheating. 257 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,683 I mean, this crazy woman, she kissed me 258 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,770 and I had a freaking heart attack, and iwound up in the hospital. 259 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,815 I know. I know it wasn't your fault. 260 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,776 You are the only girl... 261 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,862 I've ever loved. 262 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,699 [Man] That will do for now. 263 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,579 Let's see what the bride has to say. 264 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,959 I wonder... 265 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,921 How many lies is she hiding behind. 266 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,007 [Gasping] 267 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,350 If this were the last place on earth, and I had to write an sos, 268 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,102 I wouldn't come for a nib or a quill. 269 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,437 Thank you for your time. 270 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,772 Lois, we're not gonna get anywhere 271 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,816 if you shake down every person we talk to. 272 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,942 He was stonewalling us. 273 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,254 You have to put the screws to a perp when the clock is ticking! 274 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,714 He was 70 years old, Lois. He spent the night in the hospital. 275 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,073 He still had his bracelet on. 276 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,784 Clark, my cousin, your best friend, is missing. 277 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,953 She could be hurt or dying or worse. 278 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,497 Which is exactly why we can't waste any more time. 279 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,167 Okay, genius, what do you wanna do? 280 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,544 You should go back to the daily planet. 281 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,963 See if those background checks we ordered came in. 282 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,841 And just what do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together? 283 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,342 A lot. 284 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,472 Wait a minute. 285 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,724 The guy is preying on couples, right? 286 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,310 No, don't even go there. 287 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,104 So, if we walk in there pretending to be the bait, 288 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,981 we'll have him eating out of our hands. 289 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,233 No one will believe it, Lois. Not even for a second. 290 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,236 Clark Kent... 291 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,281 Will you marry me? 292 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,835 A smile every now and then wouldn't kill you. 293 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,213 In short supply, Lois. I wouldn't wanna waste one. 294 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,631 Can I help you? 295 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,384 Well, we are finally out ring shopping. 296 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,471 Who's the luckiest girl in the world? I am. 297 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,741 Friends of ours said your store is the best place in town 298 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,350 to find engagement rings. 299 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,477 Is there a certain piece you'd like to see? 300 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,354 Well... 301 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,690 What about this one, pumpkin? 302 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:05,858 Anything you want, muffin. 303 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,754 Must be great seeing so many happy couples 304 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,880 come through here every day. 305 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,905 It certainly is. 306 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:15,159 It's very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife. 307 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,953 Excellent craftsmanship. 308 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,623 A perfect circle, no beginning and no end. 309 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,001 Try it on. See how it looks. 310 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,881 Don't get stage fright, poodle. 311 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,567 You're gonna have to do this center stage 312 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,635 in front of a packed house sooner than you think. 313 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,221 He has performance anxiety. 314 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,764 [Chuckles] 315 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,936 Look at that. A perfect fit. 316 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,574 What are you two doing here? 317 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,618 Oliver, uh, didn't get the invitation yet? 318 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,371 Invitation to what? 319 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,332 Tell him, cupcake. 320 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,422 Lois and I are... 321 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,217 We're getting married. 322 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,261 [Laughs] 323 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,813 You're just full of surprises lately, aren't you, Clark? 324 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,064 I know, right? 325 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,791 I mean, we've been friends for so long, 326 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,777 but we just had this, um, one magical night. 327 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,322 And we couldn't deny our feelings any longer. 328 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,868 Is this true? 329 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329 I'm afraid so. 330 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,671 See you at the wedding. 331 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,807 She has great taste. You're a very lucky man. 332 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,643 You have no idea. 333 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,896 I swear, if you're this afraid of pretend commitment, 334 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,041 what's gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake 335 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,399 of actually falling for you? 336 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,860 This isn't working, Lois. We need to split up. 337 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,488 We can track down more leads if we go in opposite directions. 338 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,324 - And what if you get into trouble? - I think I'll be okay. 339 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,951 You know, you're drifting dangerously close to cocky. 340 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,330 What, no snarky comeback from the peanut gallery? 341 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,376 [Sighs] 342 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,254 Please don't do this. 343 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,423 [Man] You should be pleading with me to continue. 344 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,551 If only someone had taken the time to do this for my wife and I. 345 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,178 You hook her up to your machine? 346 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,143 Something tells me she didn't walk out of here. 347 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,516 I cherished her, James. I honored her. 348 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,828 I did everything that I promised when I took my wedding vows. 349 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,606 And how does she reward me? With one lie after another. 350 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,111 She never knew... 351 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,905 But I could smell him on her. 352 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,283 So you killed her. 353 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,374 You see, the heart and the mouth are not always on the same page. 354 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,673 Get the hell away from her. 355 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,174 [Electricity powering up] 356 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,467 Chloe... 357 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,471 Have you ever cheated on your fiance? 358 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,271 Excellent. Next question. 359 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,818 Are you in love with anyone else? 360 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,781 Don't answer him, Chloe. Don't give him the satisfaction. 361 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,242 [Groans] 362 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,124 Your fiance is not the best person 363 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,793 to be taking advice from at this moment. 364 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,548 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 365 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:04,054 Are you in love with anyone else? 366 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,445 [Gasping] 367 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,371 Only you, Jimmy. Forever. 368 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,835 [Chuckles] 369 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:42,176 Congratulations, James Olsen, Chloe Sullivan. 370 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,429 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 371 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,646 Mercy. 372 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,608 We got dinner reservations at hob's bay in just under an hour. 373 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,613 I like to work up an appetite. 374 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,782 [Grunting] 375 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,285 [Chuckles] 376 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,913 You used to be better at this. 377 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,958 What happened to not being interested in revenge? 378 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:18,212 This is not revenge. This is just practice. 379 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,215 Weak men like you make me stronger. 380 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,017 So you learn that Lionel killed your parents, 381 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,101 and what do you do? 382 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,145 You drink yourself onto the society page. 383 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,355 For what? Like, a month? 384 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,692 Well, you know me, I like to keep myself busy. 385 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,611 You still can't take anything seriously, can you? 386 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,321 Just like our relationship. 387 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,282 [Grunting] 388 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,783 You know how much you meant to me. 389 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,287 Yeah, that became clear when I caught you with the waitress. 390 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,833 Or was she a hostess? 391 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,878 How many times do I have to apologize? 392 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,254 I don't want an apology. 393 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,466 I want an explanation. 394 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,017 What the hell were you so afraid of? 395 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,316 You. 396 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,165 Clark, it's Lois. 397 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,334 I spoke with the police, 398 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,878 and they told me that I think I should, uh... 399 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,966 Do you mind? Your high beams are burning holes into my skull. 400 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,572 Look, I don't know what to do anymore, 401 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,473 so can you give me a call as soon as you get this? Bye. 402 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,059 [Man] You'll be seeing your fiance soon enough. 403 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,522 Son of a bitch. 404 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,423 Oh, my god. 405 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:30,302 Jimmy. Jimmy, wake up. 406 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,472 We're okay. 407 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,349 What the hell happened? 408 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,634 The last thing I remember, that guy pulled out that gun 409 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,144 and everything went black. 410 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,146 I told you we'd make it out. 411 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:50,114 Is this that masked man's idea of some kind of a twisted joke? 412 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:54,535 Uh, I'm gonna have to take the credit for this one. 413 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:59,540 And for the record, it was all a lot less creepy yesterday. 414 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,918 You know, I don't think I'd still be alive 415 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,546 if I was sitting across anyone else in that room. 416 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,675 Because we're meant to be together? 417 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:14,388 Because things like that don't happen to people by accident. 418 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,561 Because you don't have any secrets. 419 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,615 We should call the sheriff. 420 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,703 Okay. 421 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,330 [Police siren wails] 422 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,500 [Officer] And if you hear anything again, just get a hold of us. 423 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,838 We appreciate your help. 424 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,466 - I'm glad you two are okay. - Clark, what is it? 425 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,468 It's Lois. I can't find her. 426 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,863 She left me a voice mail, and then she never made it back to the planet. 427 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,687 She was saying something about car headlights. 428 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,224 Headlights? That's what he used when he took us. 429 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,393 - Why would he want Lois? - It's a long story, 430 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,955 but if there's anything you can remember, it might help me find Lois. 431 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,356 Uh, this guy, he's a certifiable wack job, c.K. 432 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,400 He was talking about how secrets kill. 433 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:14,073 - And our bond. - Stuff about lies begetting lies. 434 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,075 What did he say about your bond? 435 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,618 I don't know. 436 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,662 Uh, he was talking about how important it is 437 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,916 to solidify the bond between husband and wife. 438 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,879 I know who has Lois. 439 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,015 [Lois] Tell me right now, what did you do with my cousin? 440 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,185 Where is she? 441 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,526 Lois? 442 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,030 - Lois. - Clark. 443 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,448 You gotta find Chloe and Jimmy. 444 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,575 He let them go. Lois, I'm gonna get you out of here. 445 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,410 But you need to tell me, where is he? 446 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:01,870 [Man] Right behind you. 447 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,581 Clark. 448 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,418 [Groaning] 449 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,095 [Lois] Clark? 450 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,430 Wake up. 451 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:25,978 Clark. 452 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:27,813 Clark. 453 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,482 Wake up. 454 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:46,623 [Clark] I know who you are! 455 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,630 Then I suppose I won't be needing this anymore. 456 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:56,925 Now that we're all acquainted. 457 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,927 Let's begin. 458 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:00,888 What's the point? 459 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,639 Now that we've both seen your face, 460 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,016 you're gonna kill us anyway. 461 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,559 Don't be so certain. 462 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:11,106 You must really care about her storming in here. 463 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,276 It's very gallant of you. 464 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,445 Yeah, he's stupid that way. 465 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:20,949 Let her go. 466 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,993 After her turn, you'll get yours. 467 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,453 My turn? 468 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,122 What is this, some kind of game? 469 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,168 No, it's a test. 470 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,296 To reveal how much you two have been hiding from one another. 471 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:39,468 If you pass, you'll want to invite me to your wedding. 472 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,471 If you fail... 473 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,309 Well, the guest list will be the least of your worries. 474 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,231 Ladies first. 475 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,984 Have you ever cheated on your fiance? 476 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,784 Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. 477 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,453 [Shoufing] 478 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,746 What are you doing? 479 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,456 You're killing him! 480 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,419 No. Your lies are. 481 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:17,297 Okay, okay. I take it back then. I'm sorry. 482 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,841 Just don't hurt him again. 483 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,678 [Clark gasping] 484 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,941 [Clark] Killing us... 485 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,111 It won't take away the pain that pushed you here. 486 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,321 I'm doing this for you. 487 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:42,947 What? 488 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,326 The broken-hearted are the walking dead. 489 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:51,707 Either way, I'm saving you both a lot of unnecessary pain. 490 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,043 Okay, crazy, this is the deal. 491 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,005 We're not even really a couple. 492 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,759 So this twisted test doesn't mean anything. 493 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,639 Next question. 494 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:14,396 Deep down, underneath it all, do you love this man? 495 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,193 Answer the question, Lois. 496 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,197 Don't out think it. 497 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,868 Just tell the truth. 498 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:34,708 [Sighs] 499 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:40,881 Do you love him? 500 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:48,429 Tell the truth. 501 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,732 [Man] Do you love him? 502 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,612 [Sobbing] 503 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,869 Yes. 504 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,006 [Sighs] 505 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,807 And you... 506 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,351 Do you love this woman? 507 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,820 Speak up. She can't hear you if you don't speak up. 508 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,759 [Grunting] 509 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,558 [Sighs] 510 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,101 [Clark] Lois. 511 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,355 - Clark? - Lois, are you okay? 512 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:21,606 Hmm. 513 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:23,775 I'm not sure. 514 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:28,947 Let's get you out of here. 515 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,969 The one person in the whole wide world that we were destined to be with. 516 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,637 Which is why you can't take a... 517 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,806 Yeah, that's pretty much how I felt. 518 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:58,435 Oh, my god, Chloe, I am so sorry. 519 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,146 I mean, I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary, 520 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,190 but this is a whole new low. 521 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,775 I would say that this is a close second 522 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,487 behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party. 523 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:12,282 In fact, you may wanna start avoiding engagement parties altogether. 524 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,450 [Lois sighs] 525 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,830 Chloe, it's not funny. I ruined your special night. 526 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,291 Lois, considering how the night ended, 527 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,460 I'd say that the party was a rousing success. 528 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,378 Besides, you were just being honest, 529 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,507 though you could have been a little less public about it. 530 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,844 Lois, why didn't you just tell me that this is how you felt? 531 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,097 I don't know. 532 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,059 Look, Clark and Lana went south. 533 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,312 Things fell apart between me and Ollie. 534 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:47,567 Just knowing that I had everything that I wanted right in front of me... 535 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,695 And having it slip away. 536 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:56,284 I just didn't want to see you have that kind of heartache. 537 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,788 Lois, you are the most wonderful big cousin 538 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,957 in the world for thinking that. 539 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:07,796 But trust me, I wouldn't have said yes if I didn't know it was meant to be. 540 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,298 How can you be sure? 541 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:17,681 Because when I look at Jimmy, I can just feel it, in my heart. 542 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:21,268 I mean, sunset or dungeon, he's my guy. 543 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:23,853 Wow. 544 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:26,231 Color me jealous. 545 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,818 Clark was right after all. 546 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,281 He usually is. Get used to it. 547 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:35,865 [Jimmy] Get used to what? 548 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,417 [Lois sighing] 549 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,212 To being a member of the family. 550 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,673 Congratulations, Jimmy. 551 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,385 What was that all about? 552 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,762 You and me, oddly enough. 553 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,849 Speaking of which, I have something you need to see. 554 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,311 After the Spanish inquisition, 555 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,272 I was thinking we deserve an extra-long honeymoon. 556 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:11,735 So maybe bora bora? Saint-tropez? 557 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:12,818 [Jimmy] Chloe. 558 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,615 Before you start booking anything, there's something you need to know. 559 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,620 As insane as that guy was, he made a great point. 560 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,538 If we're gonna make it... 561 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,708 We can't have any secrets from each other anymore. 562 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,670 Yeah, but if the last 12 hours have proven anything, 563 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,756 it's that we don't have much left to hide. 564 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,594 Yeah, there is. 565 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,890 I'm not who you think I am. 566 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,854 The sudden knot in my stomach tells me 567 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,523 this isn't you embracing your inner Nietzsche. 568 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,363 My parents aren't coming to the wedding. 569 00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,032 They, uh... 570 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,243 Well, they actually don't exist. 571 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,205 Well, I mean, they do. Of course they do. 572 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,623 They exist. It's just that... 573 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,627 My dad's not an investment banker in Manhattan. 574 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:14,798 He's a part-time mechanic 575 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,800 and full-time alcoholic in Oklahoma city. 576 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,595 I never even really met my mom. 577 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,227 Why would you keep something like this from me? 578 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,608 This city, it's huge. 579 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,361 It's the top of the world coming from where I come from. 580 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,363 And the only way I could fit in was to... 581 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,575 Be someone else. 582 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,831 Why didn't you trust me? 583 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,001 I know. 584 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,254 I'm sorry. I'm... 585 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,006 So sorry. 586 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,260 I screwed up big-time. 587 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:03,304 And I totally understand if you need some time or even if... 588 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,432 If you want out. 589 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,186 A guy like me... 590 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,565 Doesn't get a girl like you, Chloe. 591 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,863 Life, it doesn't work like that. 592 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,453 Yeah, it does. 593 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,281 So much for breakfast in bed. 594 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,076 I'm late for a meeting in Metropolis. 595 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,788 You know, some of us still have corporations to run. 596 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:13,124 Oh, that's right. I forgot. Although I've got this funny feeling 597 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,794 that you could probably find somebody else to answer your phones. 598 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,923 I'm thinking more like, um, dinner in Malibu 599 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,800 in time for the sunset. What do you say? 600 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,804 Is that a hint of romance I detect? 601 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,849 I can't stop myself. 602 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:42,946 Save it... 603 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,573 In case you wanna tip another hostess. 604 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,746 There was nothing romantic about last night, Oliver. 605 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,624 I had an itch. You scratched it. 606 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:02,882 Tess, what happened to you? 607 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:09,013 Igrew up. 608 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,018 And you left right when things started to get interesting. 609 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,689 You know the way out. 610 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:39,544 [Sighs] 611 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,269 [Clark] You're not avoiding me, are you? 612 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,550 Me? Why would I be avoiding you? 613 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,136 I was just shopping for wedding gifts for Chloe and Jimmy. 614 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,889 So you're finally on board with the happy couple. 615 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:55,643 Yup. All it took was them passing a madman's electric-cosmo death quiz, 616 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:56,727 and I am sold. 617 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,104 [Elevator bell rings] 618 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:01,816 In or out? 619 00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:06,487 You know, all things considered, stairs are better for cardio. 620 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:10,116 Come on. Statistically, this is the safer way to travel. 621 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,258 He confessed. The jeweler. 622 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,928 I heard. Five couples? 623 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,308 [Sighs] 624 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,102 So, uh, about that test... 625 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,646 Who would have thought you were such a good liar, huh? 626 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:50,406 I mean, you even beat that machine. 627 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,910 Even though I'm a natural master of deception, 628 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:55,036 I needed a little help. 629 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,039 I mean, that machine was a piece of kaiser-era junk. 630 00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,582 [Chuckles] 631 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,252 I mean, it did work the first time, you know, when you electrocuted me. 632 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,880 Exactly. 633 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:09,133 So while he was off playing game-show host, 634 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,177 I slipped the sensor off my finger. 635 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,804 Pretty crafty, huh? 636 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:17,684 So you weren't telling the truth. 637 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:23,398 Please. I mean, we do make a good team. 638 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,858 But don't let our cover go to that big old head of yours. 639 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,111 [Scoffs] 640 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:29,612 I didn't. 641 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,324 - Good. - Great. 642 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:37,412 [Elevator bell rings] 643 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,959 Let's just be happy that I was under the gun and not you. 644 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,044 And why's that? 645 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,548 Smallville, everyone knows you're a terrible liar. 646 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:51,134 Who knows where we'd be if you'd answered that question? 647 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,198 [Closing theme music playing]