1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:03,587 And now a fireside chat 2 00:00:03,713 --> 00:00:05,464 with the creators of Comedy Central's "South Park, " 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,883 Matt Stone and Trey Parker. 4 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:10,845 [gentle music] 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,725 Hi, I'm Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt Stone. 6 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,019 And this here's ole Scratch. Say hi, ole fellow. 7 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,645 We do a show called "South Park." 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,647 [both laugh softly] 9 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,941 [male voice] Matt and Trey, tell us a little bit about yourselves. 10 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,861 Well, I-I met Matthew at the University of Colorado 11 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:28,654 where I was going to film school. 12 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,615 I actually met him in Beginning Filmmaking class. 13 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,243 I met him and found someone who could make me laugh, 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,120 even when I felt like crying. 15 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,833 [male voice] Guys, who would you say are your role models? 16 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,335 Well, I'd have to say my biggest role model 17 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:44,628 is Matt. 18 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,130 I guess I'd have to say mine 19 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,382 is Theodore Roosevelt, for his work 20 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,634 with the Rough Riders in the Spanish American War. 21 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,928 [male voice] Matt and Trey, tell us about this episode. 22 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,097 This episode is called "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe," 23 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,099 and it's our favorite episode. 24 00:00:57,224 --> 00:01:00,019 In it, Kyle's baby brother Ike gets abducted by aliens, 25 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:03,064 and Cartman has strange things implanted in his ass. 26 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,899 I think that the reason this episode is-- 27 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,859 well, ole Scratch's favorite, anyway, 28 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,486 is because it's the only episode that 29 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:11,280 Matt and I animated completely by ourselves. 30 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,532 You see, this was the pilot episode, 31 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,451 done before we had a series. 32 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,787 So Matt and I had to do the whole thing by ourselves. 33 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,789 For several months, we were locked into 34 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,541 a cold, dark, little room 35 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,044 for long periods of time. 36 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:28,130 [male voice] You know, that "Kick the Baby" game looks like fun. 37 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,799 Have you guys ever played it personally? 38 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,218 Well, neither Trey or I have children. 39 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:33,886 That's right, the only family we have 40 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,222 is each other and ole Scratch here. 41 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:39,892 We're not married yet. - We can't even get dates. 42 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,103 But the truth is, until we have children, 43 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,480 we're not gonna know whether or not we're gonna kick them. 44 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,650 [male voice] You guys seem to write alien encounter material 45 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,027 with a certain, uh, knowledge. 46 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,781 Have either of you actually ever been abducted? 47 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,660 Trey, it's okay. 48 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,995 Go ahead and tell. 49 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,914 I grew up very near to South Park, 50 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,542 and so I was abducted when I was a small child. 51 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,168 I remember the experience. 52 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,379 I remember how horrible it was. 53 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,673 I remember too much. 54 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,802 So sit back, relax, and enjoy 55 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,554 "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." 56 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,222 [gentle music] 57 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,691 [twangy music] 58 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,192 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 59 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,194 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 60 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,904 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 61 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,447 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 62 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:36,907 - ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 63 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,742 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 64 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,452 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 65 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,954 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪ 66 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,455 - ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 67 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,207 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 68 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,377 - [singing indistinctly] 69 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,879 - ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 70 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,672 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 71 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,217 all: ♪ School days school days teachers... ♪ 72 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,178 Ah, damn it, my little brother's trying to follow me 73 00:02:57,303 --> 00:02:59,597 to school again. - [babbling] 74 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,932 Ike, you can't come to school with me. 75 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,018 [babbling] - Yeah, go home, 76 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,603 you little dildo. 77 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,104 Dude, don't call my brother a dildo. 78 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,315 What's a dildo? - I don't know. 79 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,941 And I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either. 80 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,359 I know what it means. 81 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,986 Well, what? 82 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,821 I'm not telling you. 83 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:16,989 - What's a dildo, Kenny? 84 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,325 - [mumbling] 85 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,285 [laughter] 86 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,913 Yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is, all right. 87 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,414 [cries] - Ow. 88 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,416 [laughs] - Dude, that kicks ass. 89 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,834 Yeah, check this one out. 90 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,544 Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. 91 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,962 Don't kick the baby. 92 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,172 Kick the baby. 93 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,298 Aah! 94 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,592 [yawns] 95 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,385 Whoa, Cartman, 96 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,304 looks like you didn't get much sleep last night. 97 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,348 That's because I was having these bogus nightmares. 98 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,058 Really? What about? 99 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,101 Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, 100 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,478 in the dark. 101 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,230 When all of a sudden 102 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,148 this bright blue light filled the room. 103 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,983 [ship whirring] 104 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,110 And slowly my bedroom door began to open. 105 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,862 And then the next thing I remember, 106 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,489 I was being drug through a hallway. 107 00:03:58,614 --> 00:03:59,949 [whines] 108 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,784 Then I was lying on a table, 109 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,411 and these scary aliens wanted to operate on me. 110 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,956 And they had big heads and big black eyes. 111 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,874 Dude, visitors. - Totally. 112 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,918 What? - That wasn't a dream, Cartman. 113 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,586 Those were visitors. 114 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,004 No, it was just a dream. My mom said so. 115 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,673 Visitors are real. - Yeah. 116 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,258 They abduct people and they mutilate cows. 117 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:18,801 Oh, shut up, you guys, 118 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:19,885 you're just trying to make me scared. 119 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,429 And it's not working. 120 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,931 Hello there, children. 121 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,474 all: Hey, Chef. 122 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:26,976 What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef? 123 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,519 Well, today it's Salisbury steak 124 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,229 with buttered noodles and a choice 125 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,231 of green bean casserole or vegetable medley. 126 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,649 Kick ass. 127 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,192 Say, did any of you children 128 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,610 see the alien spaceship last night? 129 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,153 Huh? - Yeah, fat boy saw it. 130 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,739 No, that-- that was just a dream. 131 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,741 And I'm not fat. I'm big boned. 132 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,743 Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads 133 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,287 and the black eyes? 134 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,871 Oh! - They took him on their ship. 135 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:50,374 Oh, did they give you an anal probe? 136 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,251 Oh! - What's an anal probe? 137 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,003 That's when they put this big metal hoop-a-joop 138 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,754 up your butt. 139 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,506 Whoa, they gave you an anal probe, Cartman? 140 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,592 No, I mean... why would they do that? 141 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,052 Dude, they did, huh? 142 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,345 Aliens stuck stuff up your ass. 143 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,222 No. - An probe. 144 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,724 Shut up, dildo. 145 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,267 Well, I got to get to the cafeteria. 146 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,852 You children watch that fat boy, now. 147 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,854 He could be under alien control. 148 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,231 [eerie music] 149 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,983 [hip-hop playing] 150 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,443 We told you they were real, Cartman. 151 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,236 Sorry to hear about your ass. 152 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,280 God damn it, they didn't do anything to my ass. 153 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,157 It was just a dream. 154 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,536 Why you walking so funny, Cartman? 155 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,038 Shut up. - [babbles] 156 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,539 No, Ike, go home. - [squeals] 157 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,875 This is it, this one's for the game. 158 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,877 [babbles] - Kick the baby. 159 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,380 [laughs] 160 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,923 Good morning, Miss Crabtree. 161 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:42,176 Sit down, we're running late! 162 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,681 Damn it, he's still there. 163 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,308 Oh, don't worry about him. 164 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,934 No, dude, if something happens to him, 165 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,394 my parents are gonna blame me. 166 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,688 Sit down back there! Aah! 167 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,815 Yeah, whatever, you fat bitch. 168 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,108 What did you say? 169 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,651 I said I have a bad itch. 170 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:00,819 Oh. 171 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,739 [gasps] Oh, my God! 172 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:04,740 Visitors. 173 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,200 [mumbling] 174 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:09,453 Ike! Stop the bus! 175 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,830 Miss Crabtree, you have to stop this bus. 176 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,291 Do you want an office referral? 177 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,959 No. - Then sit down! 178 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:16,960 But I... 179 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:20,172 [both screaming] 180 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,466 Aah! 181 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,637 Cartman, are those the same visitors you saw? 182 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,514 Shut up, you guys, it's not working. 183 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,973 We have to do something. 184 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:31,266 Well, we can't do anything for now. 185 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,601 That fat bitch won't let us. 186 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,436 What did you say? 187 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,563 I said that rabbits eat lettuce. 188 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,650 Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do. 189 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,402 [children groan] 190 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,028 What am I gonna do? 191 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,947 My little brother's been abducted by aliens. 192 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,365 [farts] You farted. 193 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,075 [laughter] 194 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,327 Somebody's baking brownies. 195 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,330 [twangy music] 196 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 ♪♪ 197 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,168 That's the third cow this month. 198 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,712 At this rate, all my cattle are gonna die 199 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,256 before the winter's through. 200 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,757 [cows moo curiously] 201 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,384 This is nothing out of the unusual. 202 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:09,096 Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. 203 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,474 People been saying they've been seeing UFOs around. 204 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,309 UFOs? [laughs] 205 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,688 Yeah, and black army CIA helicopters and trucks. 206 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:21,024 That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. 207 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,695 What was that? 208 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,572 That--that was a pigeon. 209 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,574 What am I supposed to do, Barbrady? 210 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,034 Just stand here and watch my cattle 211 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,870 get mutilated one by one? 212 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:36,123 [whistling] 213 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,291 [cows mooing excitedly] 214 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,460 Hey, my cattle! 215 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,880 [mooing continues] 216 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,381 You see? 217 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,133 There is something funny going on. 218 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,968 There's nothing funny going on. 219 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,012 I'll get those cows back. 220 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:53,974 And now, children, 221 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,018 our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us 222 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,811 about Christopher Columbus. 223 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,730 That's right, Mr. Garrison, 224 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:02,608 Christopher Columbus discovered America, 225 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,943 and was the Indians' best friend. 226 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,446 He helped the Indians win their war against 227 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:08,989 Frederick Douglas, 228 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,867 and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon. 229 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,327 And discovered France. 230 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,995 Oh, man. I can't just sit here. 231 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,538 I have to help my stupid brother. 232 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,956 I'll come home without him 233 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,333 and my dad will start yelling, 234 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,293 "Where's your brother, Kyle? 235 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,128 You weren't looking out for your little brother, Kyle." 236 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,838 Okay, okay, let's ditch school and go find him. 237 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,006 "You know he can't think on his own, Kyle. 238 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,508 "Brush and floss, Kyle. 239 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,926 Where has that finger been, Kyle?" 240 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,135 Dude. 241 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,637 Is there a problem, boys? 242 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,138 Yes, Mr. Garrison, I have to go now. 243 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,890 Oh really, Kyle? 244 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,558 What is it this time, another prostate tumor? 245 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,769 No, my little brother's been abducted by aliens. 246 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,813 It's true. Ask Cartman. 247 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,732 They gave him an anal probe. 248 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,109 [laughs sheepishly, stammers] That's a little joke. 249 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,695 Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. 250 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,697 Can I please be excused from class? 251 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,449 I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? 252 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,077 I don't want to ask Mr. Hat! 253 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,662 I'm asking you! 254 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,413 Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat. 255 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,166 Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class? 256 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,126 Well, Kyle, no. 257 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,170 You hear me? You go to hell. 258 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,964 You go to hell and you die. 259 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,132 Hm, I guess you'll have to take your seat, Kyle. 260 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,467 Damn it. 261 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,261 Ha-ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you. 262 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,596 [farts violently] Ow, my ass! 263 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,931 Damn, Cartman. 264 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,224 [farting violently] 265 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,059 Ow, my ass! 266 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,727 Dude, he's farting fire. 267 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,354 It's the alien anal probe. 268 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,356 It's shooting fire from Cartman's rectum. 269 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,358 No, that was just a dream. 270 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,943 Eric, do you need to sit in the corner 271 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,987 until your flaming gas is under control? 272 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,656 No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine. 273 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,199 [farts violently] 274 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,742 [screaming] 275 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,416 [twangy music] 276 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,961 ♪♪ 277 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,380 Hey, you cows can't get on this train. 278 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,257 This is a people train. 279 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,509 You cows have no business on a people train, all right? 280 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,553 'cause you're cows. 281 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,346 No, no, no. 282 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,600 Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right? 283 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,226 'Cause it's not gonna work. 284 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,061 Hold it right there, cows. 285 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,396 [cows mooing] 286 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,398 Come back here. [exclaims] 287 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:11,486 [indistinct chatter] 288 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,822 [farts violently] Aah! 289 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,907 Ooh. I sure am hungry. 290 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,909 How can you eat when you're farting fire? 291 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,621 Shut up, dude, you're being totally immature. 292 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,456 Hey, look, there's Wendy Testaburger. 293 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,541 [gasps] Where? 294 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,544 [romantic music] 295 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:34,551 ♪♪ 296 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,561 ♪ Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger ♪ 297 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,563 Shut up, fat ass. I don't even like her. 298 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,107 I'm not fat and you obviously like her 299 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,068 because you throw up every time she talks to you. 300 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,444 I do not. 301 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,488 Hi, guys. all: Hi, Wendy. 302 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,531 Here, Stan, this is for you. 303 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,908 [vomits] - Eww. 304 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,368 all: Bye, Wendy. 305 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,787 Dude, what does the note say? 306 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,497 Holy crap, 307 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,457 it says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond 308 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,917 after school. 309 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,168 Whoa, maybe you can kiss her. 310 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,419 Or slip her the tongue. 311 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,463 [mumbling] 312 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,424 What, how do you know she has a cat? 313 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,595 [laughter] 314 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,263 Come on, you guys, 315 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,848 we need to figure out how to get out of school 316 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,350 so we can get my little brother back. 317 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,976 Hello there, children. all: Hey Chef. 318 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,353 How are you doing? - Bad. 319 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,938 Why bad? - Chef, 320 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,189 have you ever had something happen to you 321 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,565 but nobody believed you? 322 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,693 Oh, children, children. 323 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,736 That's a problem we've all had to face 324 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,279 at some time or another. 325 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,615 Here, let me sing you a little song. 326 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,575 It might clear things up. 327 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:44,413 ♪ I'm gonna make love to you woman ♪ 328 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,958 ♪ Gonna lay you down by the fire ♪ 329 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,877 ♪ And caress your womanly body ♪ 330 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:54,339 ♪ Make you moan and perspire ♪ 331 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,966 ♪ Gonna get ♪ - Uh, Chef? 332 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,634 ♪ Those juices flowing ♪ - Chef. 333 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,553 ♪ We're making love baby ♪ - Chef! 334 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,805 ♪ Love baby love love love love baby ♪ 335 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:02,806 Chef! 336 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,600 Huh? 337 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,769 Do you feel better? - No. 338 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,938 Oh, come on, children, what can be so bad? 339 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,983 It's Salisbury steak day. 340 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,609 Visitors took Kyle's baby brother. 341 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,194 What? [items clattering] 342 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,029 What the hell do you think you're doing 343 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,573 in school eating Salisbury steak? 344 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,241 Go find him, damn it. 345 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,617 Mr. Garrison won't let us out of school. 346 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,744 He thinks we're making it up. 347 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,162 You are making it up. 348 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,246 [farts violently] 349 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:30,125 [mechanical whirring] 350 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,543 Whoa. 351 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,880 What? - That was cool. 352 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,049 It's some kind of symbionic metamorphosis device. 353 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,719 This can mean the visitors want to communicate with us. 354 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,471 Oh, I see. 355 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,723 Now you're gonna join in on the little joke, huh? 356 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,726 It's no joke, children. This is big. 357 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,603 Please, Chef, if I don't get out of school 358 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,188 and get my brother back from the aliens, 359 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,773 my parents are gonna disown me. 360 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,775 Uh, hold on, now. Hold on, now. 361 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,651 You got to help the children. 362 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,987 Hey, you guys sure are going a long way 363 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,781 to try and scare me. 364 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,365 I want my Salisbury steak! 365 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,451 Fire drill, fire drill. 366 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,994 Everybody out. 367 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,871 Okay, children, this is your chance. 368 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,706 Killer. Thanks, Chef. 369 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,916 [alarm blaring] 370 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,584 Man, oh, man. 371 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,878 First contact with the alien visitors. 372 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,505 I've got to get myself ready. 373 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,340 all: ♪ We got out of school ♪ 374 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,133 ♪ No more school today ♪ 375 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,635 ♪ We got out of school ♪ 376 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,136 [farts violently] Oh, you guys! 377 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,846 My ass, seriously! 378 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848 Okay, Cartman, you can stop farting fire now. 379 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,142 I would if I could, you son of a bitch. 380 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,311 Okay, so how do we get my little brother back? 381 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,314 Hey, would you stop going on about your little brother? 382 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,066 I know it was just a dream. 383 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,776 I know I didn't have an anal probe. 384 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,320 And I know that I'm not under alien control. 385 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,488 [radio static] 386 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,323 ♪ I love to singa ♪ 387 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,741 ♪ About the moona and the juna and the springa ♪ 388 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,368 ♪ I love to singa ♪ 389 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,204 ♪ About a sky of blue or tea for two ♪ 390 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,330 [radio static] 391 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,708 What the hell was that? 392 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,960 He is under alien control. 393 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,253 That thing in his butt 394 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,462 is linked up to the visitors. 395 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,005 Oh, son of a bitch. 396 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,220 You guys shut up. 397 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,180 I'm not under alien control. 398 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,099 Hey, if you visitors can hear me... 399 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,517 Hey. - Bring me back 400 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,893 my little brother, God damn it! 401 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,521 Ow, that hurts, you butt licker! 402 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,897 Kyle, look, it's them. 403 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,233 Give me back my brother! 404 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,277 [dramatic music] 405 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,487 [muffled groan] 406 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,073 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! 407 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,533 You bastards! 408 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,118 Come back here! 409 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,703 Come back! 410 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,955 Damn it! We were so close. 411 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,082 Hey, look, I think Kenny's okay. 412 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,375 [mumbling] 413 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,459 [cows mooing] 414 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:37,878 Oh. 415 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,797 [mumbling] 416 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,173 [siren wailing] 417 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,510 [solemn music] 418 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,262 Wow, poor Kenny. 419 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,305 Now do you believe us, Cartman? 420 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,681 No. 421 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,807 Cartman, they killed Kenny. 422 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,100 He's not dead. 423 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,185 Dude, Kenny is dead. 424 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,812 See? 425 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,022 Shut up, you guys. 426 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,857 He's dead, Cartman. 427 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,818 God damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! 428 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,820 Screw you guys. I'm going home. 429 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,114 Go on and go home, you fat chicken. 430 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,240 Dildo! 431 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,160 You're all I have left, Stan. 432 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,870 Sorry, dude, I gotta go meet Wendy Testaburger. 433 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,372 You can't. Poor Ike must be so scared. 434 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,582 Up there all alone. 435 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,791 You gotta help me dude. 436 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,209 Dude, like Chef says, 437 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,336 I gotta get a piece of loving 438 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,962 while the getting's hot. 439 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,797 Rats. 440 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,674 [bright music] 441 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,967 Hello, Eric. 442 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,177 Hi, Mom. 443 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,428 How are you doing? 444 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,388 Well, I'm pissed off. 445 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,267 Here, I made you powdered donut pancake surprise. 446 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,061 I don't want powdered donut pancake surprise. 447 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,938 All the kids in school call me fat. 448 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,148 You're not fat, you're big boned. 449 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,816 That's what I said. 450 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,110 You can have an eensy-weensy bit, can't you? 451 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,445 No. 452 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,197 Just a weensy-eensy woo-woo? 453 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,074 No, leave me alone, Mom. 454 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,701 How about a nice chocolate chicken pot pie then? 455 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,996 But...well, that sounds pretty good. 456 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,373 Uh, Mom? 457 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,832 Yes, hon? 458 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,334 If anybody calls or comes over, 459 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,252 I'm not here, okay? 460 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,671 Sure, hon. 461 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,422 You want some Cheesy Poofs too? 462 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,007 Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs. 463 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,137 Well, looks like she's not gonna show up, Stan. 464 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,639 Let's go look for the visitors now. 465 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,974 But her note said she'd be here. 466 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,600 Hi, Stan. 467 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,018 [vomits] - Ew. 468 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,103 You can't talk to Stan, Wendy. 469 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,104 He throws up when you do. 470 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,605 But why, Stan? 471 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,399 [vomits] - Ew. 472 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,900 Look, could you guys just get down to business 473 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:24,901 so we can find my little brother? 474 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,444 Huh? 475 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,029 Just make sweet love down by the fire. 476 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,823 What happened to your little brother? 477 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,825 As the reports of UFO sightings increase, 478 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,077 more mysterious crop circle patterns are appearing 479 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,037 in fields all around South Park. 480 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,039 These crop circles, when viewed from above, 481 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,583 form strange patterns. 482 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,962 Hey, that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck. 483 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,672 Could it be that aliens are trying to 484 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,799 make contact with us, here on Earth? 485 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,719 [meows] 486 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,472 No, kitty, this is my pot pie. 487 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,725 [meows] No, kitty, that's a bad kitty! 488 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,227 [meows] No, kitty, this is my pot pie! 489 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,897 [hisses] Mom, kitty's being a dildo. 490 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,984 Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty 491 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,570 who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. 492 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,780 What? 493 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,407 And now I have to go home without him, 494 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,367 and my parents are gonna have me killed. 495 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,494 Well, why didn't you go get the fat kid? 496 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,538 Why? - Well... 497 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,458 if the fat kid has something implanted in his ass, 498 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,959 maybe the visitors are using him 499 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,461 as part of their plan. 500 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,296 You should use the fat kid as bait 501 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,630 to bring them back. 502 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,299 Hey, you're right, Wendy. 503 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,718 Come on, Stan, we have to go get Cartman. 504 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:32,719 Come on, Stan. - [vomits] 505 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,304 Ew. 506 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,597 Hey, wait. 507 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,724 When do I get to make sweet love? 508 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,395 [meows] 509 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,981 No, kitty, you can't have any. 510 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,399 [meows] 511 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,359 No, kitty, this is my pot pie! 512 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,819 [farts violently] Bad kitty! 513 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,446 Oh. Excuse me, kitty. 514 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,198 [glass shatters] 515 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,783 Eric, look who's here. 516 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,576 Dude, weak, Mom. 517 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,911 Come on, Eric, we're gonna go play at the bus stop. 518 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,496 I can't. My mom says-- 519 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,914 That's okay, Eric. 520 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,290 I think you need to spend time 521 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,000 with your little friends. 522 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,627 But Mom, I don't want to spend time with my... 523 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,295 Don't be difficult, Eric. 524 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,215 Now, you go out and play in the fun snow. 525 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,424 God damn it. 526 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,550 [meows] 527 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,137 You guys, I have to get home. 528 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,847 Don't be such a fraidy cat, Cartman. 529 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,390 This rope will make sure 530 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,810 they can't take you on board again. 531 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,561 Oh, man, this sucks. 532 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,230 How come the visitors aren't coming for him? 533 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,648 I think we have to signal them somehow. 534 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,775 [farts violently] Ow! 535 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,069 Hey, he's like Rudolph. 536 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,404 Yeah, all you have to do is fart some more, Cartman, 537 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,365 and the visitors are sure to come. 538 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,033 Really? 539 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,536 Uh, I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. 540 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,703 Sure you do. 541 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:41,913 Come on, Cartman, fart. 542 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,456 I don't wanna. 543 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,874 He can't hold it in forever. 544 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,334 Fart, damn you! 545 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,294 Okay, that does it. 546 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,629 Now, listen, 547 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,214 why is it that everything today 548 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,049 has involved things either going in 549 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,510 or coming out of my ass? 550 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,845 [farts violently] I'm sick of it. 551 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,429 It's completely immature. 552 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,473 Hey, it's happening again. 553 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,809 [mechanical whirring] 554 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,769 Whoa, look at that. 555 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,104 Now do you believe us, Cartman? 556 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,772 You guys can't scare me. 557 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,440 I know you're making it all up. 558 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,985 Cartman, there's an 80-foot satellite dish 559 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,736 sticking out of your ass. 560 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,114 Sure, you guys. Whatever. 561 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,824 [satellite pinging] 562 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,492 Oh, boy, 563 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,870 the aliens are going to make first contact. 564 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,997 Hey, down here! 565 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:27,167 We are ready for your wisdom! 566 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,127 And you only got 20 minutes 567 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,921 before "Sanford and Son" is on. 568 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,424 You guys, I am seriously 569 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,676 getting pissed off right now! 570 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,679 I know there's no such thing as aliens! 571 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,142 Oh, God damn it! 572 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,060 What the--? 573 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,063 I tell you, there's crazy stuff going on in this town. 574 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,108 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. 575 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,944 Come down here, you stinking aliens. 576 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,571 [eerie music] 577 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,572 Uh, uh... 578 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,073 Go on, Kyle, 579 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,283 ask them for your little brother back. 580 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,826 V-visitors, 581 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,494 this morning you took my brother, Ike. 582 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,996 He's the little freckled kid 583 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,581 that looks like a football. 584 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,374 At first I was happy you took him away. 585 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,792 But I've learned something today. 586 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,336 That having a little brother 587 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,921 is a pretty special thing. 588 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,714 Yeah. - Aw, heck, Mr. Visitors, 589 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,674 I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world. 590 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,134 But if you can find it in your hearts 591 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,552 or whatever you have 592 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,221 to give my brother back to me, 593 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,389 it sure would make my life brighter again. 594 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,099 That was beautiful, dude. 595 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,142 Did it work? 596 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,602 Nope, they're leaving. 597 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,520 Hey, you scrawny assed [bleep]! 598 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,356 What the [bleep] is wrong with you? 599 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,941 You must be some kind of [bleep] 600 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,651 to be able to ignore a crying child! 601 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,069 Whoa, dude. 602 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,153 You know what you [bleep] like? 603 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,405 You like to [bleep]... 604 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,991 [bleeps continue] 605 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,661 Hey, Wendy, what's a [bleep]? 606 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,580 [babbles] 607 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,916 Ike, jump down, now! 608 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,919 For the love of God, Ike, jump! 609 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,504 Don't hurt me. 610 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,632 [cows mooing] 611 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,513 Moo. 612 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,397 Come on, Ike. 613 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,524 I promise I'll be nice to you from now on. 614 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,942 Don't kick the baby. 615 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,741 What the hell are they talking about? 616 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,293 Ike! 617 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,635 Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career! 618 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,137 It's my turn. 619 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,152 You guys, get me down from here! 620 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,738 [farts violently] Help! 621 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:02,989 Help! 622 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,991 Sons a bitches! 623 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,702 Dildo! 624 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,038 Phew, I'm sure glad that's over with. 625 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,206 Yeah, boy, am I glad to see you, Ike. 626 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,542 [babbles] Fly in the sky. 627 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,085 Wait. 628 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,962 Where are you going, alien visitors? 629 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,589 Come back. 630 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,132 Well, Chef, where's this amazing thing 631 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,675 you were gonna show us? 632 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,302 Well, it's in the bedroom, ladies. 633 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,303 Come on in. 634 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,804 Come on, Ike, 635 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,222 we can make it just in time for dinner. 636 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,223 Thanks for your help, Wendy. 637 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,433 Whatever, dude. 638 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,934 Hey, I didn't throw up. 639 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:32,935 Cool. 640 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,105 [romantic music] 641 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:40,026 ♪♪ 642 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,028 [vomits] - Ew. 643 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,364 Sorry. - Hey, look, a French fry. 644 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,449 Cool. - And what is that? 645 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:47,700 I think it's part of a Cheesy Poof. 646 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,535 Hey, what's that? 647 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,579 ♪ I'm gonna make love ♪ - That's a hamburger. 648 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,830 That's from like two days ago. - ♪ To you woman ♪ 649 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,332 Well, hey, what about that? 650 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,458 I don't know what the hell that is. 651 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,089 Gee, the bus will be here any minute. 652 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,673 And Cartman still isn't around. 653 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,509 Yeah, we're running out of friends. 654 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:05,885 I wonder what that thing was 655 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,387 that the visitors gave the cows? 656 00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:10,515 [mooing] 657 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,101 Ha-ha, cows, I got you cornered. 658 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,478 Let's see you get away now. 659 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,896 [radio static] 660 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,731 ♪ I love to singa ♪ 661 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,650 ♪ About the moona and the juna and the springa ♪ 662 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,402 ♪ I love to singa ♪ 663 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,779 ♪ About a sky of blue or tea for two ♪ 664 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,030 [spits] 665 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,240 Oh, hey, Cartman. 666 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:28,616 Wow, Cartman. 667 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,909 The visitors dropped you off 668 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:30,910 just in time to go to school. 669 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,412 Oh, man, 670 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:33,996 I had this crazy nightmare last night. 671 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,540 Really? What about? 672 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,917 Well, I was standing out in a field 673 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,378 and I had this huge satellite dish 674 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,130 sticking out of my butt. 675 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,465 And then there was hundreds of cows and aliens 676 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,467 and then I went up on the ship 677 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,386 and Scott Baio gave me pink eye. 678 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:49,470 That wasn't a dream, Cartman. 679 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,596 That really happened. 680 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:51,931 Oh, right. 681 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,433 Why don't I have pink eye then? 682 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:55,268 Cartman, you do have pink eye. 683 00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,645 Oh, son of a bitch.