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[both laughing]
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Oh, jeez.
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We should get your bitch ass
back in the kitchen
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and make me some pie.
- [laughs]
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That is a hoot and a holler.
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Anyway, this next episode
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is definitely Trey and I's
most favorite episode.
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It's called "Death."
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In it, Stan's grandpa
wants to die,
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and all the parents in South
Park are protesting a TV show.
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Matt and Trey,
let's get right to the point.
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Should old people
legally be allowed to die
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at the hand of a loved one?
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Matt and I are both
firm believers in euthanasia.
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We think that once you
get to be a certain age,
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things just get to be
too boring and painful,
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and you should be able to,
well, you know,
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by people you love.
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That's why I've asked my family
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to put a bullet in my head
when I turn 30.
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So, who are
this Terrance and Phillip,
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and why do they sound
so different?
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"Terrance and Phillip"
is a show
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that the boys in South Park
like to watch,
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and the truth is,
they're Canadian.
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That's why they're so silly.
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How many lives would you say
that Kenny has left?
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Will they eventually run out,
kind of like a video game?
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There's something
that people have to understand
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about this whole Kenny mess.
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Trey and I created Kenny,
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so if we want to kill him,
we can.
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That's our right.
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Leave us alone.
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So, are you guys
as anti-Semitic
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as some might believe?
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You know, a lot of people
have accused
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"South Park" of anti-Semitism,
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but I am Jewish
and proud of my heritage,
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and so I can say
with some certainty
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that I am not anti-Semitic.
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I am, however.
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So now, sit back, relax,
and enjoy "Death."
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[light music]
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[twangy music]
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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all: ♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting:
"Howdy neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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[singing indistinctly]
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday,
dear Grandpa ♪
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[moans]
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all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Now, blow out
the candles, Grandpa.
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[wheezing]
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all: Hooray!
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How's it feel
to be 102, Paps?
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Shoot me!
- Make a wish, Grandpa.
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I wish I were dead!
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[laughs]
That's our silly Grandpa.
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I'm not being silly, kill me!
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I'd do it myself,
but I'm too damn old!
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Ooh, who wants ice cream
with their cake?
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Me.
- I will!
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It's 8:00.
My favorite TV show is on.
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That show's for babies.
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It's so stupid!
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Can I eat my cake
in the living room, Mom?
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Please, can I?
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Oh, all right.
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But take your Grampy with you.
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Ah, damn it!
- Language!
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And now back
to "Terrance and Phillip."
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Hey, Terrance,
I think I have to fart.
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Wait, before you do,
pull my thumb.
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[both fart, laugh]
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[moans]
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[gunshot]
Ah, damn it!
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How would you like
to make a dollar, Billy?
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My name's not Billy,
Grandpa, it's Stan.
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Damn it, Billy, do you want
a dollar or don't you?
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Sure.
- Okay.
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You just have to do
one thing for me.
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I'm not gonna
kill you, Grandpa.
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Why not?
- 'Cause I'll get in trouble.
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I killed my grandpa
when I was your age!
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Leave me alone, Grandpa.
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[both fart, laugh]
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What has America's youth
come to?
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Kids won't even kill
their own grandparents!
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♪♪
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Hey, Terrance,
now that you've farted,
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I think I might fart too.
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[farts]
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Oh! You farted!
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[laughs]
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Kyle, bubby,
what are you watching?
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Hey, Phillip,
would you like a flower?
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I sure would, Terrance.
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All righty, then,
here's a tulip.
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[farts]
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What is this?
It's horrible!
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Dude,
it's "Terrance and Phillip."
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Take that, you stupid dick.
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What did he say?
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You're an asshole, Phillip.
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Wh-wh-what?!
[both laugh]
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Young man,
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you are not to watch
that show anymore.
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It's immature toilet humor.
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But everybody watches
"Terrance and Phillip."
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Oh, really?
Is that so?
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Oh, no, Phillip, looks like
you're about to fart.
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You're exactly right,
Terrance.
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[farts]
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Oh, no!
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[laughs] Sweet.
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Eric, dear, I just got a call
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from your friend Kyle's mother.
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She said
that this show is naughty
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and might make you
a potty mouth.
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That's a bunch of crap!
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Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!
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Oh. Okay, hon.
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I'm not going to
kill you, Grandpa!
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Ingrate!
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Good night, Grandpa!
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You pompous son of a whore!
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♪♪
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Ow! What the hell
was that for?
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That's for
your stupid mother!
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She made me miss "Terrance
and Phillip" last night.
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Yeah, what's the big idea
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having your mom call
all our moms last night?
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Well, I didn't
have her do it.
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She did it on her own.
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Why does this happen
every month?
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It seems like right about
the same time every month
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Kyle's mom gets a hair
up her ass about something
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and I always end up
getting screwed by it.
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Children, children,
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a certain student's mother
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called me last night.
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Ah, gee,
I wonder whose mother
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that could've been.
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She informed me
that some of you
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might be watching
a naughty show
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called "Terrance and Phillip."
[all giggling]
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Watching that show is bad,
Mr. Garrison.
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That's right, Mr. Hat.
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Shows like
"Terrance and Phillip"
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are what we call
"toilet humor."
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They don't expand your minds.
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You see, children,
these kind of shows
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are senseless, vile trash.
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Kenny, why are you
late to class?
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Oh, okay, Kenny, be seated.
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Now, as I was saying,
the reason
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the parents of South Park
are so upset is because--
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Yes, Kenny, what is it?
- [mumbling]
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I thought you just came
from the bathroom.
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[mumbles loudly]
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Okay, okay, go ahead.
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As I was saying,
you all seem to enjoy the show
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even though it isn't
based in reality.
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There's much more to life
than two young men
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farting on each other.
[loud diarrhea sounds]
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And throughout history,
there have always been shows
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that have come and gone
that have been very bad,
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and usually they get taken
right off the air.
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You see, you should be
spending your time
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enlightening your mind with
more intelligent entertainment.
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Whoa! Smells like
you slaughtered a cow
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in there, Kenny!
- Pay attention, children!
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I'm going to join your parents
in requesting
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that you don't watch "Terrance
and Phillip" anymore ever.
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What?
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Not watch
"Terrance and Phillip" ever?
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That's right, children.
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Are there any questions?
Yes, Stanley?
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Is it okay to kill somebody
if they want you to?
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Wh-what do you mean?
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My grandpa keeps asking
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that I kill him all the time,
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and sometimes I wonder
if I should.
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Well, then, you should--
I think that a person has
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a right to die if they wanna.
- Really?
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Yeah, there's this guy
named Jack Laborkian
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that goes around and murders
people that ask him to,
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and he doesn't get into
any trouble at all.
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Wow!
- Hey!
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Maybe we can get him
to kill Kyle's mom!
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So is it okay
to assist somebody
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with suicide, Mr. Garrison?
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Uh, Stan,
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I'm not touching that one
with a 20-foot pole.
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[mumbles loudly]
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[diarrhea sounds]
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[Kenny yells]
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Man, I can't believe
we're gonna miss
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"Terrance and Phillip" today.
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I think I'm already
having withdrawal.
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[moaning]
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Don't worry, dude, we can all
go watch it at my house.
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My parents don't get home
until late.
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But won't your grandpa
be there?
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Yeah.
- Just kill him, dude.
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Maybe he'll give you
some money.
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Hello there, children.
- Hey, Chef.
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How's it going?
- Bad.
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Why bad?
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Chef, is it okay
to kill your grandpa?
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You can't kill
my grandpa, Stan.
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He's already passed on.
- No, I mean kill my grandpa.
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No, I don't think
that's okay, Stan.
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In fact,
I think that's illegal.
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See, I told you, dude.
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Well, yeah, but what if
the grandpa wants to die
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'cause he's really old
and he's just asking for help?
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Yeah, like assisted suicide,
what about that?
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I don't want to touch that
with a 40-foot pole.
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What's the big deal?
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Why won't anybody
talk about this?
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And I myself was not aware
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of this horrible show
until recently.
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I have a clip to demonstrate
exactly what I mean.
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Hey, Phillip, guess what?
- What?
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Fart.
[farts]
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Now, apparently,
that's supposed to be funny.
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[laughs]
He farted right on his head.
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Not allowing our kids
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to watch this show
is not enough.
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We need to boycott
the entire network!
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All those in favor?
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[loud diarrhea]
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Oh, I think I've caught
a touch of the flu
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from little Kenny this morning.
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I've got
the green apple splatters.
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[all laughing]
- Heh, green apple splatters.
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♪♪
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[moans]
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Hi, Grandpa,
I brought my friends over
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to watch TV if that's okay.
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Billy, help Grandpa
stick this fork in the outlet!
255
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,337
No, Grandpa,
I'll get in trouble.
256
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,672
Kill me, God damn it!
257
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,799
No, I can't even kill a deer.
258
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,384
Well, then, have one of
your little friends do it.
259
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,802
You can kill me, can't you?
260
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,470
I would never kill somebody.
261
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,846
Not unless they pissed me off.
262
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,431
Oh, is that a fact?
263
00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,809
Well, let me tell you
something, porky,
264
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,769
your mom was over here earlier,
265
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,938
and I humped her
like a little bitch.
266
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,022
What?
- That's right.
267
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,065
Grandpa!
268
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,316
And then I dug up
269
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,818
your great-grandma's skeleton
270
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,570
and had my way with her too.
- Hey!
271
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,446
Choice piece of ass,
your great-grandma.
272
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,407
You piece of crap,
I'll kill you!
273
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,158
That's the spirit, tubby!
274
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,660
C'mon, Cartman,
he's just trying to get to you.
275
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,620
Don't talk about my mom
like that!
276
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,163
We can go watch "Terrance
and Phillip" in the kitchen.
277
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,665
I ever tell you
about the time
278
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,542
I boofed your dad, fatso?
279
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,169
Ah! I can't believe
that son of a bitch!
280
00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,005
Here, Cartman,
have some Snacky Cakes.
281
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,423
Ooh, Snacky Cakes?
Good deal.
282
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,716
I don't know
what to do, dude.
283
00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,050
My grandpa really wants to die.
284
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,719
I'm telling you, it's okay.
285
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,220
Maybe you should ask
the Lord for guidance.
286
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,888
Hey, yeah.
287
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,181
And now back
to "Jesus and Pals"
288
00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,808
On South Park public access.
289
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,060
Yea, believe in me
and ye shall find peace.
290
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,062
First caller,
you're on "Jesus and Pals."
291
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,856
Yeah, is this Jesus?
[feedback whines]
292
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,649
Yes, caller,
you need to turn your TV down.
293
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,359
That's why you're getting
that weird feedback.
294
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,028
Oh, sorry.
This is Martin.
295
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,529
Martin from Aspen Park,
yes, I know.
296
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,406
How the hell'd
you know that?
297
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,907
Well, maybe because
I'm the son of God, brainiac.
298
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,075
Now, do you have a question?
299
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,580
Uh, yeah, I have this cousin
who cheated on the SATs--
300
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,415
Tell little Gregory
that cheating is lying
301
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,917
and lying is wrong no matter
what the circumstance.
302
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,254
Oh. Okay, thanks
for the advice, Jesus.
303
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,089
Next caller,
you're on the air.
304
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,050
Jesus?
- Yes, my son?
305
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,469
Jesus, is it okay to kill
somebody if they ask you to
306
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,012
because they're in
a lot of pain, you know,
307
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,848
like assisted suicide,
is that okay?
308
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,558
My son...
- Yes?
309
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,185
I'm not touching that
with a 60-foot pole.
310
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,603
Next caller.
311
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,271
God damn it!
- I heard that.
312
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,773
What the hell is wrong
with everybody?
313
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,441
Hey, you guys!
314
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,443
"Terrance and Phillip" is on!
- Yeah!
315
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,778
Hey, do you think we'll get
in trouble for watching it?
316
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,571
Kyle, don't be
such a butthole.
317
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,239
Yeah, just 'cause your mom
is a stupid bitch
318
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,741
doesn't mean the whole world
has to suffer.
319
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,201
Don't call my mom
a bitch, Cartman!
320
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,370
A. Bitch.
321
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,915
Your mom is a b-b-b-bitch.
322
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,042
And now back
to "Terrance and Phillip."
323
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,211
Hey, Phillip, would you like
to eat some beans?
324
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,463
Oh, yeah, I love beans!
325
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,840
Uh-oh, I bet I know
what's coming.
326
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,219
Billy, would you mind holding
this for Grandpa, please?
327
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,262
Okay, Grandpa, okay, just,
get out of the way of the TV.
328
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,972
Hey, Phillip, it looks like
329
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,683
those beans
might make me fart.
330
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,559
Well, don't fart on me,
Terrance.
331
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,937
Dude, he's gonna fart
on his head again!
332
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,438
[mumbles loudly]
333
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,108
Hey, you're gonna miss it,
Kenny!
334
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,818
You're such an asshole,
Terrance!
335
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,403
That's right, I am!
336
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,737
[laughter]
337
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,155
[exploding diarrhea]
338
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,907
[moans]
339
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,951
Hurry up, Kenny,
you're gonna miss the fart!
340
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,537
Jesus, what the hell
are you doing?
341
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,455
We're not watching "Terrance
and Phillip," I swear.
342
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,249
I mean,
Cartman was watching it.
343
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:51,253
No, I mean what the hell
are you doing to Grandpa?
344
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,380
♪♪
345
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,383
Tug a little harder, Billy.
346
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,720
Ah!
- You little jerk!
347
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,638
You were trying
to kill Grandpa!
348
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,848
I'm telling Mom!
349
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,058
Damn it, I was so close.
350
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,519
Four third graders
from South Park, Colorado,
351
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,646
were found trying
to viciously murder
352
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,523
an innocent grandfather.
353
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,775
Boys, how did you get driven
so far to the edge?
354
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,778
What changed you into such
demonic little bastards?
355
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,196
We didn't know
what we were doing.
356
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,448
We were just sitting there
watching
357
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,699
"Terrance and Phillip," and--
358
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,325
"Terrance and Phillip"? Aha!
359
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,952
So it is that show
that is to blame.
360
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,787
These boys' minds
have been tainted
361
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,458
by the garbage on television
that they see,
362
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,084
and we are fed up!
363
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,085
Huh?
364
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,045
Oh, God, oh, God!
365
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,466
We have to stop this smut
from going on the air!
366
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,135
We will march to the network
and protest
367
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,637
until our demands are met.
368
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,931
New York, here we come!
369
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,684
[cheers and applause]
[loud diarrhea]
370
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,108
We are spreading the word
to this establishment
371
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,569
that we demand
better television
372
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,362
for our children!
373
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,906
[cheers and applause]
374
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:04,034
We want more
quality television,
375
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,535
like "Full House"!
376
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,496
[cheers and applause]
377
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,457
Ugh, I think you gave me
the stomach flu, Mr. Garrison.
378
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,459
No, no, it was
that little Kenny bastard
379
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,252
that gave it to me.
380
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,047
Whoa, Mayor,
you, uh, making gravy in there?
381
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,924
I just had a brown baby boy.
382
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,176
[both laugh]
383
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,053
♪♪
384
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,722
Dude, this is sweet
not having parents around.
385
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,058
Yeah, I hope they protest
TV shows forever.
386
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,267
Whoopee!
387
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,477
C'mere, Billy.
388
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,895
I wanna show you something.
389
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,438
Aw, do I have to?
390
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,732
Yes, you do,
you little pecker!
391
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,485
I realized that the reason
you won't kill me
392
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,530
is because you don't understand
how I feel, Billy.
393
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,157
But now I found a way
to show you
394
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,953
what it feels like
to be Grandpa.
395
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,704
Hey, what are you doing?
396
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,750
What are they doing in there?
397
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,585
I don't know.
398
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,295
Now you're about to see
what it's like
399
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,755
to be as old as me.
400
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,173
Are you ready, Billy?
401
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,717
I-I guess.
402
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,720
[Enya's "Orinoco Flow" plays]
403
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:12,727
♪♪
404
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,271
Okay, you can let me out now.
405
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,731
Not just yet.
406
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,609
Let me out, Grandpa!
407
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,861
I can't take it anymore!
408
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,112
This music is terrible!
409
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,613
It's-it's cheesy but lame
410
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,991
and eerily soothing
at the same time!
411
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,661
That's it! Now you know what
it feels like to be Grandpa!
412
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,329
♪♪
413
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:36,167
Grandpa, I had no idea
how bad it was for you.
414
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,586
Now I understand.
415
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,255
So now will you
kill me, Billy?
416
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,924
Sure I will, Grandpa.
I will.
417
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,928
[sighs] It doesn't look like
our protest is working.
418
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,014
It'll work.
It has to.
419
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,975
Look, it's the president
of the network.
420
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,145
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is John Warsog.
421
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,315
I've prepared a statement for
you on behalf of the network.
422
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,359
[clearing throat]
423
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,695
[bleep] you.
424
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,488
Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
425
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,157
If there are any questions,
you may direct them
426
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,825
to that brick wall over there.
427
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,330
Hey! You will not
get away with this!
428
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,292
[crowd gasping]
429
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,710
That does it!
430
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,546
No more Mr. Nice Protesters!
431
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,924
It's time for plan B.
432
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,928
Ooh, Carol,
where are the porta-potties?
433
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,596
Over there, hon--
what, do you need
434
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,848
to drop some friends off
at the pool?
435
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,683
Oh, yes, indeedy.
436
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,686
[both laugh]
437
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,605
Okay, Grandpa, all you
have to do is sit there.
438
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,814
We'll do the rest.
439
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,358
You got the cow all tied up?
440
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,692
Yep, all done.
441
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,569
Okay, c'mon, guys.
442
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,738
[all grunt]
443
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,948
Why don't we just shoot him?
444
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,115
You dumb-ass, Cartman.
445
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,367
It has to look natural,
446
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,701
or else we'll all get busted.
447
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,036
Yeah, stupid.
448
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,829
That's good, Billy.
449
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,581
Little higher, now.
450
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,416
[cow moos]
451
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,252
The network is not
taking us seriously.
452
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,964
In the past,
people have had to die
453
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,715
for what they believed in,
454
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,301
and we are prepared
to do the same!
455
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,427
Ready?
456
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,766
Mr. McKormick, you shall be
a martyr to us all.
457
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,351
Godspeed.
458
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,521
We will not let
these corporate half-wits
459
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,982
ruin our children's minds!
460
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,441
Launch!
461
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,693
[drumroll]
462
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,112
[grunts]
- [gasps]
463
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,782
We will all follow suit
one by one
464
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,242
if that's what it takes!
465
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,994
[all moaning in pain]
466
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,662
Are you ready, Grandpa?
467
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,622
Does the pope
crap in the woods?
468
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,376
[indistinct radio chatter]
469
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,294
[suspenseful music]
470
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,338
[cow moos]
471
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,464
♪♪
472
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,051
Carry on.
[engine turns over]
473
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,553
Okay, here we go.
474
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,430
Bye, Grandpa,
it was nice knowing you.
475
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,432
Cut the damn rope already!
476
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,560
[thunder crackles]
- Whoa, what is that?
477
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,230
Whoa, it-it looks like Death!
478
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,648
[moans]
479
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:04,858
It's about time,
480
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,444
you lazy-ass son of a whore!
481
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,738
C'mon, let's go!
482
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,239
What the...
483
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,199
Hey, he's coming towards us.
484
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,451
Why is Death coming after us?
485
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,577
[moans]
486
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,162
[children screaming]
487
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,206
Ah!
- Ah!
488
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,044
Help!
- Run, run, run!
489
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,587
[moans]
490
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,796
What are we gonna do?
491
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,131
[Death shrieks]
492
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,883
As the day progresses,
493
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,551
more and more
South Park residents
494
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,720
continue to slingshot
their bodies
495
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,598
into the side
of the Toon Central building.
496
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,142
Toon Central is now under
incredible pressure
497
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,310
to cancel the show
498
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,519
and has already lost
499
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,772
over 20% of their sponsors.
500
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,191
Here, Carol,
I think it's your boy.
501
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,400
Oh, thanks.
502
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,860
What is it, Stanley, hon?
503
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,153
Did you break something?
504
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,280
Mom, Death is here,
505
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,199
and he's trying
to take us all away with him!
506
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,451
Stanley, honey,
you need to leave Mommy alone.
507
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,620
I'm doing something
very, very important
508
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,746
for your little well-being
there.
509
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,331
Yeah, but Mom!
510
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,749
Here, honey,
talk to your father.
511
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,917
Did you turn the heat down?
512
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,210
Dad, Death is coming--
513
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,669
Keep the thermostat under 70.
514
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,921
Take care of your grandfather.
515
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,173
[Death shrieks]
516
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,342
Damn it! You know,
I think that if parents
517
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,177
would spend less time
worrying about
518
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,929
what their kids watch on TV
and more time worrying
519
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,555
about what's going on
in their kids' lives,
520
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,349
this world would be
a much better place.
521
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,351
Yeah, I think that parents
only get so offended
522
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,936
by television because they
rely on it as a babysitter
523
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,646
and the sole educator
of their kids.
524
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:31,778
[mumbling]
525
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,032
Totally, dude.
- Good point, man.
526
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,867
[shrieks]
- Ah!
527
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,202
Quick!
Jump through the window!
528
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,662
♪♪
529
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,705
[Cartman grunts]
[Death shrieks]
530
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,964
Come back here,
you pompous son of a pansy!
531
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,966
all: Ah!
- Don't let him touch you!
532
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,968
You die if he touches you!
533
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,262
I'm over here,
you son of a whore!
534
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,265
♪♪
535
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,060
Oh, Terrance?
536
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,187
What color is the wind?
537
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,731
Hmm, I don't know,
why don't you check?
538
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,567
[farts]
[both laugh]
539
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,776
Oh, you farted!
540
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,238
[laughing]
541
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,074
Hey, Phillip, you know what
my spacesuit smells like?
542
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,951
No, Terrance,
why don't you tell me?
543
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,079
Well, it smells like
a dirty fart.
544
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,622
[both laugh]
545
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,207
[laughing]
546
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,375
Hey, look!
547
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,668
[laughing]
548
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,378
[farts] Oh, there's one!
549
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,798
[all laughing]
550
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:37,135
Hours have passed, and still,
the die-hard South Park parents
551
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,888
are killing themselves in front
of the Toon Central building
552
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,598
one by one.
553
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,224
Worse yet, the stomach flu
554
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,602
that seems to be
going around is...
555
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,061
wait, wait, I'm getting word
556
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,396
that the president
of the network
557
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,024
is going to make a statement.
558
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,359
Wait, wait.
559
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,069
Ladies and gentlemen,
560
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,614
your Nazi-ass tactics
of trying to stink us out
561
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:02,243
with your rancid feces...
has worked.
562
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,204
[flies buzzing]
Therefore,
563
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,955
today, we will
officially be taking
564
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,082
"Terrance and Phillip"
off the network
565
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,668
and replacing it with reruns
of "She's the Sheriff,"
566
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,546
starring Suzanne Somers.
[cheers and applause]
567
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:14,923
Now, get away from here,
568
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,424
and take your diarrhea
with you!
569
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,593
[cheers and applause]
570
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,595
Huh?
571
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,389
Now, at last,
we can return to normality.
572
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,558
Hey, Phillip?
- Yes, Terrance?
573
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,603
Is there a penny
stuck in my butt?
574
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,647
I don't know, Terrance,
let me check.
575
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,482
Uh-oh, don't look there,
Phillip.
576
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,025
You're gonna get farted on.
577
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,905
We interrupt this program
to bring you loud static.
578
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,241
[static sizzles]
579
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,409
[groaning]
580
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,535
Ah!
581
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,204
♪♪
582
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:50,625
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastard!
583
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,210
Wow, I guess
Death was just coming
584
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,711
after Kenny the whole time.
585
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,631
Hey, you were supposed
to kill me!
586
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,842
[moans]
- That's not fair, God damn it!
587
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,553
My grandpa asked me
to kill him and I did it!
588
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,473
♪♪
589
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,975
Whoa!
590
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,478
Billy...
591
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,854
Grandpa?
592
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,564
That's right, Billy.
593
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,441
My name's not Billy, Grandpa.
594
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,651
And what's wrong with you?
595
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,194
Why do you look all haggard?
596
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,405
I asked you
to kill me, Billy.
597
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,156
But I was wrong,
598
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,493
and now I'm forced
to spend eternity in limbo.
599
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,120
Limbo?
600
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,539
I was wrong to put you
in that position, Billy.
601
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:33,126
Just like you're wrong
to put little Billy in it now.
602
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,961
You're so obsessed
with ending your life,
603
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,630
you're not thinking about
what you're doing to his.
604
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:41,050
You must wait to die
of natural causes.
605
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,761
But I've been waiting
for 25 years!
606
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:48,057
Let nature run its course,
or else end up in limbo!
607
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,435
Natural causes, Billy.
608
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,437
Natural causes...
609
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,064
[eerie whistling]
610
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,776
C'mon, you guys,
let's go home.
611
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,908
♪♪
612
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,661
Here they are.
- Well, we did it, son.
613
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,164
We fought a battle
for your well-being and won.
614
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,749
What do you mean?
615
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:13,750
We got "Terrance and Phillip"
616
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,376
taken off the air.
617
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,420
You son of a bitch!
Your mom sucks!
618
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,256
But look what they put on.
619
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,925
And now back
to "She's the Sheriff."
620
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,219
No! God, no!
621
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:28,222
You were the one
behind all these shenanigans!
622
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,433
Yeah, well, you're
the stupid ho that started it.
623
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,268
What did he say?
624
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,187
Up yours, butt-munch!
625
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,646
Wh-wh-what?!
626
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,275
C'mon, everybody,
back to New York!
627
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,818
Hey, Stan,
now that "Terrance and Phillip"
628
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,403
has been taken off the air,
629
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,405
what are we gonna do
for entertainment?
630
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,574
I don't know, we-we could
start breathing gas fumes.
631
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,035
My uncle says that
smoking crack is kinda cool.
632
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,620
Hey, why don't we go watch
633
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:51,829
some of those porno
movie thingies?
634
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,748
Cool!
- Yeah!
635
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,416
What are you doing, Grandpa?
636
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,543
I'm planning a trip
to Africa.
637
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,588
Did you know over 400 people
are eaten naturally
638
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,091
by lions in Africa every year?
639
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,801
That's my silly Grandpa.
640
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:07,720
[both laugh]
641
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,721
[farts]
- Oh!
642
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,891
[laughter]