1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:06,173 Howdy-haw, you South Park-eteers out there. 2 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,675 Children: Howdy-ho! 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,218 I'm rootin'-tootin' Trey Parker. 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,928 And I'm pistol-slingin' Matt Stone. 5 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,221 This here's Old Scratch. Say hi, old fella. 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,806 Children: Howdy, Scratch! 7 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,599 Trey and I are right excited about now 8 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:17,101 because this first episode of "South Park" is, well, 9 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,811 our favorite episode. 10 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,521 That's right, Matt. It's called "Pinkeye." 11 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398 It originally aired as our Halloween special. 12 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,692 It's all about an epidemic going through "South Park" 13 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,069 and the boys having to save the day. 14 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,155 Trey and I wanted to do an episode about disease, 15 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,365 and well, we figured pinkeye was the right one. 16 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,950 That's right. 17 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,452 You know, pinkeye is a real disease. 18 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:36,037 Anybody can get it. 19 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,748 So kids, be careful who you been with. 20 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,708 To fight this horrible disease, 21 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,294 all proceeds from this video will go to pinkeye research. 22 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:44,795 [scoffs] Yeah, right. 23 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,130 Right. 24 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,673 We're not gonna give away money. 25 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,467 Oh, look, it's our Indian friend, 26 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:50,634 Indian Companion. 27 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,677 Hello, Indian Companion. 28 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,679 Someone coming. 29 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,351 Thanks. 30 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,898 Anyway, all y'all sit back, 31 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,025 relax, and enjoy... 32 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,193 "Pinkeye." 33 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:08,694 children: Hooray! 34 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,362 [applause] 35 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:20,372 [woman shrieks] 36 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:21,874 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 37 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,876 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 38 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,586 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 39 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,129 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 40 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,589 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 41 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,424 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 42 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,134 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 43 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,636 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪ 44 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,137 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 45 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,889 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 46 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:40,059 [singing indistinctly] 47 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,560 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 48 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,354 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 49 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,611 [celestial music] 50 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:54,240 [speaking Russian] 51 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:56,242 Graah! - Aieee! 52 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,785 [speaking Russian] 53 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,624 [alarm blaring] 54 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,799 [smash] 55 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,886 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! 56 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,304 You bastards! 57 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,556 What the hell is that thing? 58 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:19,932 It looks like a UFO. 59 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,350 There's no such thing as UFOs. 60 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,061 [sirens] 61 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,063 Let's get him to the morgue. 62 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,404 Hey, wait till you guys see my Halloween 63 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:35,531 costume tomorrow. It kicks ass. 64 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,991 Dude, it can't be cooler than mine. 65 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,409 Hey, man, we ought to get home 66 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:39,577 and get our Costumes ready. 67 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,373 [eerie music] 68 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:49,086 ♪♪ 69 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,463 You know, I think death is least funny 70 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:52,923 when it happens to a child. 71 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:56,218 Oh, man, I know what you mean. 72 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,596 Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything? 73 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:01,098 I don't know, it just makes everything taste so... 74 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,474 English. 75 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,726 Well, let's let him drain. 76 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:20,826 [ominous music] 77 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,620 So then the necrophiliac says, 78 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,538 "If this ain't a cadaver, then I..." 79 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,750 Hey! - Argh! 80 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,668 God damn, that little turd bit me! 81 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:30,711 Me too! 82 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,880 [owl hooting] 83 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,512 [twangy music] 84 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:41,931 [laughs] You look like a pansy. 85 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,474 Shut up, Kyle! 86 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,725 What--what are you supposed to be?! 87 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,268 I'm Raggedy Andy. 88 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,561 [laughs] Why the hell did you dress up 89 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,021 like Raggedy Andy, dude? 90 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,065 Wendy's going as Raggedy Anne. 91 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,483 And she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure. 92 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,984 No way, dude. 93 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,486 I'm gonna win the costume contest 94 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,363 with this sweet Chewbacca costume! 95 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,490 Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy. 96 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:00,491 Wow, cool! 97 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,159 Hey, dudes. 98 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,452 Cartman, what kind of costume is that? 99 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,537 It's Adolph Hitler costume. 100 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,331 Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! 101 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,707 Where'd you get that? 102 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,417 My mom made it. Isn't it cool? 103 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,169 No, it's not cool! 104 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,046 What are you supposed to be, Stan? Howdy Doody? 105 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,298 No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat ass! 106 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,675 Oh. Wow. 107 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,926 You look pretty cool. 108 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,386 [laughter] 109 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:21,595 Sissy. 110 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,347 I'll kick your ass, Kyle! 111 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,266 Oh, look out! Holly Hobby's all pissed off. 112 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,059 Hey, look. Kenny's not dead. 113 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,270 You forgot to wear a costume, Kenny. 114 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,021 Yeah, what's the matter? 115 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,690 Couldn't your family afford a costume for you? 116 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:34,275 Yeah, why is your family so poor, Kenny? 117 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,151 Kenny's family is so poor 118 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:39,154 that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up 119 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,406 for a second mortgage. 120 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,283 [laughs] 121 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,621 I said, your family had to put a cardboard box up 122 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,415 for a second mortgage, Kenny! 123 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:53,294 I'm talking to you, Kenny! Achtung! 124 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:54,962 Poor piece of crap. 125 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,340 Come on, we're running late! 126 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,426 Ah, we're always running late, you ugly skank. 127 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,219 What did you say?! 128 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,221 I said I can't wait to own a fishing tank. 129 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,432 Oh. Neither can I. 130 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,520 Very interesting. - Wh-what is it, doc? 131 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,523 Well, your temperature is only 55 degrees, 132 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,358 you have no pulse, no heartbeat, 133 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,278 and your--your eyes are all puffy and sticky. 134 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,071 Oh, no. You mean... 135 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,948 Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye. 136 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,366 [both gasp] 137 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,951 I'd give you topical medicine, 138 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,995 but I don't want to touch you. 139 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,830 Oh, I'm so hungry and all I can think about eating is... 140 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,665 is brains! 141 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,625 Yeah, well, for God's sake don't touch your eyes. 142 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,461 I'll prescribe some antibiotics. 143 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,673 Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbacca costume. 144 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,300 They're gonna be so jealous. 145 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,013 Whoa, dude. - Everyone came as Chewbacca?! 146 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,098 It sure does seem to be a popular costume 147 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,975 this year, Kyle. 148 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,268 Rar. 149 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,020 Damn it! 150 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,897 Wendy? - Hi, Stan. 151 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,774 You said we were going to be Raggedy Anne and Andy. 152 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,692 Remember? - Yeah. 153 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,694 We were going to enter the costume contest as a pair. 154 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,363 I know, but then 155 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:03,864 I guess I just realized 156 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,241 how stupid we would look. - You what?! 157 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,327 I thought you would reach the same conclusion, 158 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,662 so I came as Chewbacca. 159 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,791 [laughter] - Hey Stan, 160 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,501 you look almost pretty enough to kiss. 161 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,211 Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? 162 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:18,879 [laughter] 163 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,589 Hey, you see? All of a sudden my costume 164 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,424 is pretty badass, huh? 165 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,010 Dude, dressing up like Hitler is not badass. 166 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,845 You're just jealous. 167 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,472 Why don't you go back to Endor, you stupid Wookie! 168 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:29,681 Wookies don't live on Endor! 169 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,308 Mimi ma mi mo momo! 170 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,476 Well at least my mom's not on the cover 171 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,685 of Crack Whore Magazine! 172 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,604 What? What did you say?! 173 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,816 Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. 174 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,901 Children, since today is Halloween, 175 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,528 I thought we should learn something about 176 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,863 the great horror writer Jackie Collins. 177 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,490 You see, when Jackie Collins 178 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,325 first wrote her novel... 179 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,535 Ew! 180 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,120 Is there a problem, Kenny? 181 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,832 Let's try to keep our hands and arms to ourselves, okay? 182 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,209 I'm never gonna win that two tons of candy 183 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,461 looking like everybody else. 184 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:03,715 ♪ Ooh, I'm gonna decorate the house for Halloween ♪ 185 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:07,761 ♪ With scary ghosts and bats and creepy crawly things ♪ 186 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,556 Hello, there. Happy Halloween. 187 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,183 Must... eat... brains. 188 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,227 Brains! 189 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,439 ♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪ 190 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:21,358 [humming] 191 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,694 I'm gonna make a new costume during recess. 192 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:24,945 I can still win that candy. 193 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,363 Hey, Kenny. 194 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,157 Are you gonna eat your pudding? 195 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:32,077 "No, Eric, go ahead and take my pudding if you like." 196 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,579 Why, thank you, Kenny. 197 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:34,913 How nice of you. 198 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,165 Aren't you hungry, Kenny? 199 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,001 He hasn't moved an inch or said anything. 200 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,335 Hello, children. 201 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:41,670 both: Hey, Chef. 202 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,924 What in the hell are you doing dressed up like that? 203 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,593 Eating Kenny's pudding. 204 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,052 Hello there, children. 205 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,804 Oh, love the Elvis costume, Chef. 206 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,140 Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel! 207 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,142 Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis? 208 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,311 Why the hell would you dress up like Evel Knievel? 209 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,229 Anyway, I hope that you kids are-- 210 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,814 aaagh! 211 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,399 Eric! God bless it. 212 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,942 What do you think you're doing? 213 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,861 Hey, he said I could have his pudding. 214 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,362 Ask him yourself. 215 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,907 "That's right, Principal Victoria. 216 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,868 It's okay with me, 'cause Eric is cool." 217 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,245 Where did you get that costume, young man? 218 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,371 My mom made it. 219 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,457 Sieg heil! Sieg heil! 220 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,751 Shh! Oh, God bless America. 221 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,712 You get into my office before anyone else sees you. 222 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,131 I have to show you an educational video. 223 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:29,676 [whimpers] I don't want to see an educational video. 224 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,514 Ow! You bit my arm! 225 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,140 Oh, good. Kenny's back to normal. 226 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,017 Watch the video, Eric. 227 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,520 Adolf Hitler was a very, very naughty man. 228 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:43,273 [speaking German] 229 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,785 [speaking German] 230 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,125 So remember, kids, 231 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,044 dressing up like Hitler in school 232 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,712 isn't cool. 233 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,048 Now, do you have any questions? 234 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,217 Can I see that again? That was cool. 235 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,886 You must remove that costume immediately. 236 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,681 I can't. I have to win those two tons of candy. 237 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:18,183 Well, how about we make you a new costume? 238 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,060 Let's see now. 239 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,895 Aha. Thought of something. 240 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,189 How about we make you a nice, scary ghost costume? 241 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,692 I don't want to be a stupid scary ghost. 242 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,445 And let me just make a few quickie alterations, 243 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,781 and there you go, young man. 244 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,371 Oh, looks like they got a touch of that pinkeye 245 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,664 that's going around. 246 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,165 [groaning] 247 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:45,168 [screaming] 248 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,589 Boo. I'm a ghost. 249 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,966 Oh, man, I feel like a total chode. 250 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,301 Aw, come on, Stan. 251 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,510 Maybe that's just because 252 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:54,761 you look like a total chode. 253 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,305 Hello, children. 254 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,472 Hey, Chef. 255 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,182 [screams] 256 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,351 Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? 257 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,811 Hey, where's Kyle? 258 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,479 Check this out. 259 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,606 Whoa, dude. 260 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,857 What is that? 261 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,525 I'm the whole solar system. 262 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,027 The planets even all revolve the right way. 263 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,570 That tub of candy is as good as mine. 264 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,488 [blows whistle] Okay, children. 265 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,324 Let's get you lined up so the judge 266 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,326 can get a good look at your stupid little costumes. 267 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,537 Children, this year we have a celebrity judge: 268 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,582 the star of "Family Ties," Miss Tina Yothers. 269 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:24,875 [applause] Who? 270 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,959 Dude, I thought she was dead. 271 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,127 Yeah, me too. 272 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,754 Thank you, Miss Yothers. 273 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:32,591 Okay, the second-place award for best costume 274 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,259 goes to... 275 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,220 Kenny, for his Edward James Olmos costume! 276 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,348 [applause] 277 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,808 And the award for the very best costume 278 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,060 goes to... 279 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:47,856 Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume. 280 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,859 What?! But she looks just like everybody else. 281 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,319 Up yours, Tina Yothers! 282 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,490 And the award for worst costume this year goes to... 283 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,493 Stan, for his stupid little clown thing costume. 284 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,578 Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. 285 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,705 [laughter] Yeah. 286 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,790 Thanks a lot, Wendy. 287 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,249 You ruined my Halloween. 288 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,126 Relax, Stan. 289 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,003 You'll feel better once we're out trick-or-treating. 290 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,505 I don't want to trick-or-treat with you! 291 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,590 You lied to me! Okay, children, 292 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,051 let's all gather round and bob for stupid apples now. 293 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,762 You go first, Bebe. 294 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,639 That's good. Just use those mouth muscles 295 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:21,932 like the girls in Beijing. 296 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,517 Brains! 297 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,143 [growling] 298 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,937 Wait your turn, Clyde! 299 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:30,649 [howls] 300 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,609 Argh! Damn, Johnson. 301 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,569 What the hell has gotten into you? 302 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,280 Piiinnnkkk... eyyeee... 303 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,990 Get the hell out of here, Johnson! 304 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,827 I don't want no goddamn pinkeye! 305 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,247 And the President responded to the incident by saying, 306 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,332 quote, "Screw those commie bastards, 307 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,876 and screw their little wussy space station." 308 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,753 In other news, a pinkeye epidemic 309 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,297 is now sweeping the town of South Park. 310 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,758 Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. 311 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,094 Thanks, Tom. Already more than half the townspeople 312 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,762 here in South Park have been infected 313 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,514 with the pinkeye virus. 314 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,933 [snarling] - [screams] 315 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,769 Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions, 316 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,438 blood pressure, lung activity, 317 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,441 and of course, sticky, puffy, eyes. 318 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,900 Pinkeye my ass. 319 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,111 I've seen this kind of thing before. 320 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,573 Where the hell is Kyle? 321 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,116 We don't have all night to wait for him. 322 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,909 I bet I get more candy than you, dude. 323 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,286 Are you crazy? 324 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,662 I'm the Candy Master! 325 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:26,997 No, no, you're the Ass Master. 326 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,749 There's a difference. 327 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,333 Hey! I'm not the one who walked around all day 328 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,043 looking like Pippi Longstockings! 329 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,087 Oh, yeah? Well at least my mom's not on the cover 330 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,672 of Crack Whore Magazine. 331 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,716 Goddammit! My mom is not on the cover 332 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,259 of Crack Whore Magazine! 333 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,052 Hey, dudes. - Oh, good, you're here. 334 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,471 Now, let's make sure we've got everything. 335 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,889 Flashlight? - Check. 336 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,390 Plastic pumpkin pails? - Check. 337 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,058 Taser? - What's that? 338 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,435 For shocking people who try to give us 339 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,686 granola treats or something. 340 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,813 Yeah, granola pisses me off. 341 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,148 [together] Hey, Kenny. 342 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,234 Whew! You stink, Kenny! 343 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,278 You still didn't get a costume, Kenny? 344 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,531 Eh, too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job, 345 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,825 or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. 346 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,621 I said your dad would be a millionaire, Kenny! 347 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,624 Kenny! Your family is poor, Kenny! 348 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,167 Your family's poor! 349 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,961 I don't like Kenny anymore. 350 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,756 He just doesn't communicate. 351 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,800 Hi, guys. - Hi, Wendy. 352 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,510 How's your barrel full of candy, Wendy? 353 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,095 Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. 354 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:27,057 I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. 355 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,684 You what?! Are you insane?! 356 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,353 Let's go trick-or-treats! 357 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,063 I don't think so, Wendy. 358 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,148 I think you've had enough candy for one day. 359 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,401 Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. 360 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,403 Please don't be mad. 361 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,614 How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks? 362 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,491 Trick-or-treat with yourself, Wendy! 363 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,743 But Stan... - No buts, Wendy. 364 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,953 I wish you were dead! 365 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,206 [groaning] 366 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,207 [screams] 367 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,834 [coughs] 368 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,086 Doctor! - Why hello, Chef. 369 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,879 Let me guess--pinkeye, right? 370 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,673 No. No, Doctor. 371 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,383 I've seen this type of thing before. 372 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,844 This ain't no pinkeye. It's the Living Dead. 373 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,679 What the hell are you talking about? 374 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,389 Think about it. 375 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,765 Dead people getting up and walking around... 376 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,267 and Tina Yothers come to town? 377 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,310 Coincidence? Oh, I don't think so. 378 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,479 Chef, I think maybe the pinkeye has made you 379 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,981 a little delirious. 380 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,066 Let me give you some topical cream. 381 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,734 Damn it, don't you see? 382 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,319 These people have been zombified! 383 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,071 They got no heartbeat, no feeling-- 384 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,364 I'll show you. 385 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,241 [screams] 386 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,202 Uh, Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef. 387 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,788 Oh, sorry. 388 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,665 But my point is 389 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,959 that topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here! 390 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,087 Hey now, now there have been a lot of incredible advances 391 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,590 in topical creams over the last few years. 392 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,800 Doctor, who was the first person to come in here 393 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,260 with the sickness? 394 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,012 Well, uh, it was the mortician 395 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,972 and his assistant at the morgue, yeah. 396 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,266 [screams] 397 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,102 [all growling] 398 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,812 Now, now, fellas, let's form a line. 399 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,398 I've got enough topical cream for everybody. 400 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,066 [screams] 401 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,318 [together] Trick-or-treat! 402 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,655 Oh, how cute. 403 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,034 [screams] Dude, Kenny! 404 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,037 Oh, my God! Call 911! 405 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,706 Call 911! Nice going, Kenny. 406 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,249 She was about to give us candy! 407 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,001 Yeah! She had Sweetie Pops! 408 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,211 You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole! 409 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,591 Mayor, we've got a big problem. 410 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,094 [gasps] Why-why Chef, what a surprise. 411 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,221 You're probably wondering why we're standing here 412 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,849 with a pile of money and no pants on. 413 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:33,892 Actually, uh-- 414 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,393 Well, I can assure you 415 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,020 that it has absolutely nothing 416 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,105 to do with the Japanese Mafia. 417 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,066 Not a thingy-dingy. 418 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,776 I don't really give a crap. 419 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,444 We've got to do something about the Living Dead! 420 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,321 You mean Tina Yothers? 421 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,449 [laughter] 422 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,451 No, dammit! I'm talking about the zombies 423 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,370 that have taken over South Park! 424 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,081 Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them 425 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,666 with your rocket cycle? 426 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,335 [laughter] 427 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,087 Aw, to hell with you both! 428 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,966 Well, let's get back to it. - Righty-o. 429 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,969 [doorbell chimes] [together] Trick-or-treat! 430 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,805 Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter cream puffies. 431 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,808 [screams] Get it off! Get it off me! 432 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,851 [screams] 433 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,023 [munching] 434 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,441 Dammit! We'll never get any candy 435 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,193 if Kenny keeps eating people! 436 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,778 Yeah! That's it, Kenny! 437 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,613 You can't trick-or-treat with us anymore! 438 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,449 [overlapping screams] man: Oh, God! 439 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,159 [doorbell chimes] 440 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,703 [together] Trick-or-treat. 441 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,207 Hey, they're all dressed up like ghosts too. 442 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,669 One Tootie bar? You cheap bastards! 443 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,006 [overlapping screams] [car alarm blaring] 444 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,676 [doorbell chimes] 445 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,636 [together] Trick-or--aaargh! 446 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,681 Get off my property you brain eatin' zombie bastards! 447 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,599 [together] No, Chef, No! 448 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,935 Oh, sorry children, I thought you were one of them! 449 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,062 Can we have some candy now, please? 450 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,024 Dammit boy, what the hell are you doing dressed up like that? 451 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,942 I'm trying to trick-or-treat, goddammit! 452 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,194 Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you. 453 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,530 Now get in here before those zombies get you. 454 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,575 What are you talking about, Chef? 455 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,827 Zombies, children. South Park is overrun 456 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,537 with the Living Dead. 457 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,582 Haven't you noticed anything strange lately? 458 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,042 Well, not really, except that Kenny keeps 459 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,126 eating people's brains. 460 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,669 Don't you children see? 461 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,129 Kenny's turned into a zombie, 462 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,756 along with everyone else in town. 463 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,299 Oh, my God. That means... 464 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,134 If everyone has turned into zombies... 465 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,429 Then there won't be anyone to give us candy! 466 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,222 [all gasp] [screams] 467 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,557 Chef! You've got to help us! 468 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,142 I'm working on it, children. 469 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,728 Wait, where are we going? 470 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,271 The doctor said the first people he treated 471 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,607 were the mortician and his assistant. 472 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,109 Now, I've got a hunch we'll get to the bottom of this 473 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,110 at the morgue. 474 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,779 [ominous music] 475 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,072 [flatulence] 476 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,198 [laughter] It was Kyle. 477 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,078 I don't know about this, Chef. 478 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,579 Yeah, I'm scared. 479 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,792 Remember candy. Focus on the candy. 480 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,418 What are we doing here, Chef? 481 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,046 Just look for anything suspicious. 482 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,881 I found it! I found it! 483 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,508 What? See, Cartman? 484 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,718 Your mom is on the cover. 485 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,346 [sputtering] We told you, dude. 486 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,098 [sputtering] 487 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,225 You better let me take that, Kyle. 488 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,435 Hey, Chef, look. 489 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,438 [tense music] 490 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,857 ♪♪ 491 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,777 I got to call this hotline number, children. 492 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,904 Piiink eyyyeee. 493 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,280 It's the British kid! 494 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,740 He's a little limey zombie now! 495 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,908 [screams] 496 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,201 Look out, children! 497 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,828 [overlapping moans] 498 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,542 [extended growl] 499 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,961 Ow! Oh, God! 500 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,504 Okay, Chef, dial the hotline number! 501 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,257 Chef? 502 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,341 Chef! 503 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,968 [funky music] 504 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,970 ♪ I'm gonna make love ♪ 505 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,264 ♪ Even when I'm dead ♪ 506 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,182 ♪ My body might get cold ♪ 507 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,393 ♪ But it's always hot in my bed ♪ 508 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,311 ♪ Make love ♪ 509 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,063 ♪ Don't you be afraid ♪ 510 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,274 ♪ Just because my heart ain't beating ♪ 511 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,818 ♪ It don't mean you won't get laid ♪ 512 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,945 ♪ Yee-hee! ♪ 513 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,572 Let's get out of here! 514 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,241 Ohhhh! 515 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,535 We gotta call that Worcestershire sauce hotline! 516 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,245 Hey, there's a payphone! 517 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,580 You call the number, Kyle. 518 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,581 But the zombies are coming! 519 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,665 [moans] 520 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,125 We'll hold them off. 521 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,669 Welcome to the Worcestershire sauce 522 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,629 customer service hotline. 523 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,922 For Worcestershire sauce recipes, please press 1 524 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,716 followed by the pound sign. 525 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,925 For Worcestershire sauce product placement, 526 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,886 please press 2. 527 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,220 If Worcestershire sauce has been used as embalming, 528 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,763 please press-- [beep] 529 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,390 Nobody screws up my trick-or-treats 530 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,725 and gets away with it! 531 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,603 [saw buzzing] Yeah, cool! 532 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:47,729 Sweet! 533 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,401 Worcestershire sauce emergency hotline. 534 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,153 This call might be monitored 535 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,279 to ensure you the highest quality service. 536 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,614 How may I help you? 537 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,656 There's a bunch of zombies here! 538 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,158 Please hold. 539 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,619 [saws buzzing] 540 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,834 Wendy? 541 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,461 [snarls] 542 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,296 Finish her, dude. She's a zombie now. 543 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,547 I know, but... 544 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,466 But-- - Come on, Stan! 545 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,301 Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? 546 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,594 Hey, yeah! 547 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,097 With the regular sauce, the first thing you need to do 548 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,474 is make sure that you do not just go out 549 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,975 and start decapitating zombies 550 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,727 left and right, do you understand? 551 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,313 Do not start decapitating zombies left and right! 552 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,065 Uh, okay. Then what? 553 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,524 [shrieks] 554 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,776 Wendy, I know we had a fight, 555 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,319 and I did wish you were dead, 556 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,446 but I didn't mean it. Kill her, Stan! 557 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,989 All you have to do is kill the original zombie, 558 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,491 the one that started the whole mess. 559 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,201 Once you kill the original zombie, 560 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,619 all the other zombies will turn back to normal. 561 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,621 Original zombie? 562 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,581 Well, how the hell do we know who the original zombie is? 563 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,166 We realize you have a choice in Worcestershire sauces. 564 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,793 We are delighted that-- [click] 565 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,002 Wait a minute. 566 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,629 That thing landed on Kenny. 567 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,422 And they took him to the mortuary. 568 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,507 [howling] 569 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:58,675 I--I can't. 570 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,176 [snarling] 571 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,471 [grinding] 572 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,102 Oh, my God! I killed Kenny! 573 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,937 You bastard! 574 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,398 Oh... What happened? 575 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,150 Stan? - Don't worry, babe. 576 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,944 Everything's gonna be okay. 577 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,737 It's working. They're turning back to normal. 578 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,572 You did it, children! 579 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,699 Okay, let's go trick-or-treating now. 580 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,450 Come on. 581 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,911 I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that, Stan. 582 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,456 I guess I just wasn't very considerate of your feelings. 583 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,209 That's okay, Wendy. I'm sorry I wished you were dead. 584 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:38,172 Maybe we could actually kiss tonight, Stan. 585 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,674 [tender music] 586 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,051 [retches] - Ew, gross, Stan! 587 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,138 Sick! Barf is gross! 588 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,393 [melancholy music] 589 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,729 Oh, man. I can't believe he's gone. 590 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,981 Yeah, he was too young to be taken from us. 591 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,983 Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chainsaw. 592 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,527 Let us remember the good times. 593 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,030 Kenny would have wanted it that way. 594 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,198 [weeping] 595 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,202 You know, I've really learned something today. 596 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,955 Halloween isn't about costumes or candy. 597 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,582 It's about being good to one another 598 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,125 and giving and loving. 599 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,294 No, dude, that's Christmas. 600 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,421 Oh. Then what's Halloween about? 601 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,381 Costumes and candy. - Oh. 602 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,175 [weeping] 603 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,552 Well, let's get home and start eating that candy. 604 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,220 We can eat it at Cartman's house 605 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,680 and see more naughty pictures of his mom! 606 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,390 Yeah. - Knock it off, you guys! 607 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,225 She said she was young and needed the money! 608 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,311 Cartman, those pictures were taken, like, last month. 609 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:36,272 [sputtering] Screw you guys! 610 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,734 ♪♪ 611 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,529 [ominous music] 612 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,114 [roars] 613 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,617 Ugh!