1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:03,504 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 2 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:06,173 ♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, cha-cha-cha, hmm ♪ 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:13,347 ♪ Hmm, hmm, la, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪ 4 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,808 ♪ I like hugs, and I like cake ♪ 5 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,143 ♪ With a yum, yum, yum ♪ 6 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:18,978 ♪ It's loving that I bake ♪ 7 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,313 ♪ I'm your best friend through and through ♪ 8 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:25,651 ♪ Until the grim reaper comes for you ♪ 9 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,862 Oh, hi, I'm Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt-- 10 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:29,488 Matt Stone that is. [chuckles] 11 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,532 Oh, you nut. You just caught Matt and I 12 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,743 doing what we love to do most-- entertaining senior citizens 13 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,327 at a retirement home. 14 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,371 Say hi to the "South Park" fans, gang. 15 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,040 Say hi to the "South Park" fans, I said! 16 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,416 all: Hi. 17 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,043 God. - This next episode 18 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:43,753 of "South Park" is called "Cartman's Mom 19 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,963 Is a Dirty Slut," and it's our favorite episode. 20 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,840 That's right, Matt. It's what we call 21 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,926 a cliff hanger, and cliff-- - Excuse me, excuse me. 22 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:53,429 My chest hurts. I need my medication. 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,014 Oh, you mean this? - Oh, yes, of course. 24 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:57,183 Ah-ah-ah, do the dog dance. 25 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:58,726 I don't wanna do the dog dance. 26 00:00:58,851 --> 00:00:59,935 Dog dance. - I want my medication. 27 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,062 both: Dog dance, dog dance. 28 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:02,313 Dog dance, dog dance. 29 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,273 Bark, bark. - Good. 30 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,442 Good, anyway, this episode is all about a little boy's 31 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,319 search for his father. - And a video tape 32 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,904 that might embarrass the heck out him. 33 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:11,572 That's true. - Bark, bark, can I have 34 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,741 my medication now? - Uh, beep like a Jeep. 35 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,076 No. - Yeah, beep like Jeep. 36 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:16,243 Yeah, come on, beep like a Jeep. 37 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,787 Come on. - Beep. 38 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,163 That's it, that's it. - Good boy. 39 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,831 So now sit back, relax, and enjoy 40 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,334 "Matt's Mom Is a Dirty Slut." - Cartman's mom! 41 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,753 Oh, right, right, right. - Beep, beep. 42 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,554 [twangy music] 43 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,056 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 44 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,058 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 45 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:40,768 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 46 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,311 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 47 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,771 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 48 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,606 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 49 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,316 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 50 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,818 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪ 51 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,319 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 52 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,071 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 53 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:55,241 [singing indistinctly] 54 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,742 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 55 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,536 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 56 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,915 Dude, the bus will be here any minute, 57 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,667 and Cartman didn't show up for school. 58 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,168 Yeah, this is, like, the third day in a row. 59 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,253 I wonder what's wrong. 60 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:08,838 [muffled speech] 61 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,256 [laughter] 62 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:11,715 Yeah. - Hey, maybe we should 63 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,092 ditch school and go check on him. 64 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,385 [brakes hiss] 65 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,387 Come on, we're running late! 66 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,222 We're not getting on, you fat, ugly bitch. 67 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,599 What did you say? - I said, "We're not 68 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,601 getting on, you fat, ugly bitch." 69 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,395 Oh, all right, then. 70 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,355 [engine revs] 71 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,898 Whoa, dude. - I always wondered 72 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,900 if that would work. 73 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,485 [doorbell dings] 74 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,654 Hello, boys. - Hi, we were wondering 75 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,322 why fat-ass, I mean, Cartman hasn't been 76 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,199 showing up for school. - Oh, he's just been 77 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,618 feeling under the weather. Maybe you boys 78 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,121 can cheer him up. He's in the backyard. 79 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:45,499 In the backyard? - Would you like some more tea, 80 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,168 Polly Prissy Pants? 81 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:48,752 [in Polly's voice] Yes, Eric, I would love 82 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:50,254 some tea, thank you. 83 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,463 [normal voice] You're very welcome, 84 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:52,756 Polly Prissy Pants. 85 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:54,216 ♪♪ 86 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,510 Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog? 87 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,678 [in Clyde's voice] Yes, please, Eric. 88 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,388 Why are you so cool? 89 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,140 [normal voice] Oh, I don't know, Clyde Frog. 90 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,725 I just am. 91 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,226 [in Polly's voice] Yeah, you're strong 92 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,478 and smart, Eric-- everybody likes you. 93 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:07,938 [normal voice] Why, thank you, 94 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,524 Polly Prissy Pants. How nice of you. 95 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,318 Dude, this is pretty [bleep] up right here. 96 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:13,903 [muffled speech] 97 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,487 Come on, let's go make fun of him. 98 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,281 No, dude, this looks really serious. 99 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:20,534 I think we better get help. - Really? 100 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,745 [in Peter Panda's voice] Wow, Eric, you are the coolest 101 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,623 guy in the world. This is tremendous tea. 102 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,291 [normal voice] Why, thank you, Peter Panda. 103 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,001 It's a distinctive Earl Grey. 104 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,502 [in Polly's voice] Eric is the best. 105 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,046 [in Clyde's voice] Hooray for Eric! 106 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,632 [in Peter Panda's voice] Eric kicks ass. 107 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:37,051 Mr. Mackey, something's really wrong with Cartman. 108 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,511 Oh, well, there's a newsflash. 109 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:41,055 No, no, we saw him having a tea party 110 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,514 with his stuffed animals. 111 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,016 Yeah, he was doing their voices and 112 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,809 pouring tea for them. - Oh, okay. 113 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:48,312 Eric is obviously suffering from some kind 114 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,941 of emotional distress, M'kay? - What do you mean? 115 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,984 Have you boys noticed anything recently 116 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,903 that troubled Eric? - No. 117 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,615 Well, obviously, something is bothering him, M'kay? 118 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,410 Oh, of course, my video camera. 119 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,455 Boys, if you could video tape Eric's behavior, 120 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,500 then I can study him psychologically and find out 121 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,002 what's wrong, M'kay? - Is that legal? 122 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,339 Oh, hell yes. - My goodness, that's a lovely 123 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,383 dress you are wearing, Polly Prissy Pants. 124 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,343 [in Polly's voice] Oh, thank you, Eric. 125 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,763 You are a perfect gentleman, and you are smart and cool. 126 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,932 [in Peter Panda's voice] Yes, Eric, you are strong 127 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:28,269 and smart and cool-- everybody likes you very much. 128 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,354 [in normal voice] That's nice, Peter Panda. 129 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,564 Dude, this is gonna be the funniest tape ever made. 130 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,108 How much do you think Mr. Mackey needs? 131 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,567 I don't know-- just keep rolling. 132 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,444 More tea, Rumper Tumpskin? 133 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,862 [in Rumper's voice] Yes, please, Eric. 134 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,864 You are tough and handsome. 135 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,658 [in normal voice] Thank you, Rumper Tumpskin. 136 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,952 And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog? 137 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,161 [in Clyde's voice] I think you're a big, fat 138 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,288 piece of crap. 139 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,623 [in normal voice] Hey! 140 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,376 ♪♪ 141 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,546 [meows] 142 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,131 No, kitty, this is my corned beef cabbage. 143 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,590 [meows] - No, kitty, 144 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,134 that's a bad kitty! 145 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,802 [hisses] - How is your beefy roast, 146 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,262 snookums? 147 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,389 Mom, can I ask you a question? 148 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,099 Sure, hun. 149 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,977 You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad? 150 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:13,063 Uh-huh. - And my friend Kyle has a dad, 151 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,190 and my friend Kenny has a dad? 152 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,026 Yes. 153 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,951 Well, what's your question, hun? 154 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,120 God damn it, do I have a dad? 155 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,997 Oh. - I wanna know 156 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,083 where I came from. - Oh, hmm, 157 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:36,587 well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man 158 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:39,465 and a woman are attracted to each other, 159 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,301 they want to be close to each other. 160 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:45,596 Uh-huh. - And sometimes, the man 161 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:49,391 puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha. 162 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,983 So who put his hoo-hoo-dilly in your cha-cha? 163 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:02,363 Eric, the day I met your father, it was like magic. 164 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:05,657 It was a beautiful autumn night when the aspen trees 165 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:10,079 were turning at the 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. 166 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,289 [twangy music] 167 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,499 [glass shattering] 168 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,834 [overlapping chatter] 169 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,462 I was young and naive then. 170 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,839 Wow, I've never seen a woman drink that much. 171 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,424 You're amazing, Ms. Cartman. 172 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,511 Oh, heck, I haven't even started yet. 173 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,679 [laughs] I baked cookies. 174 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,265 Would anybody like one? - I wouldn't mind 175 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,768 getting ahold of your cookies, Ms. Cartman. 176 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:38,273 Well, go right ahead, Officer Barbrady. 177 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,567 Mm, that's a good cookie! 178 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,861 [folk music] 179 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,532 Come on, everybody, let's do the drunken barn dance! 180 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:50,202 [exclaiming] 181 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:55,124 ♪♪ 182 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,001 And then, I saw him. 183 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:01,004 He was the most beautiful, charming piece of ass 184 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:03,549 I'd ever seen in South Park. 185 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,969 His name was Chief Running Water. 186 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,597 ♪ There you are ♪ 187 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:14,560 ♪ Like a throbbing star ♪ 188 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:21,233 ♪ I want you to make love to me ♪ 189 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,319 I don't recall exactly how the rest of the night went, 190 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,448 but the next morning, I was pregnant with you, 191 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:30,075 my little blueberry muffin. 192 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,953 So where's Chief Running Wa-- I mean, Dad, now? 193 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,621 Oh, I never saw him after that. 194 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,291 I wasn't really that interested in him. 195 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,669 That isn't a very romantic story, Mom. 196 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,213 I heard he still lives on the Ute reservation 197 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,257 just outside of town. 198 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,969 Wow, to think all this time I'm actually a naive American. 199 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,471 [meows] - No, kitty, 200 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,097 that's a bad kitty! 201 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,183 [twangy music] 202 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,060 Coming this Sunday, a major television event 203 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,855 that will blow you away. 204 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,609 Terrance, Phillip in the harrowing 205 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,820 made for TV drama "Not Without My Anus." 206 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,447 Based on a true story. 207 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,574 Hey, Phillip, I have to Iraq and find 208 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,409 my kidnapped daughter! 209 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,744 Then I'm going to go with you, Terrance. 210 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:14,786 [flatulence] 211 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,955 [laughter] 212 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,292 See Canada's hottest stars in the HBC movie of the week. 213 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,919 Wow, kickass, dude. We have to remember 214 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,462 to tape "Not Without My Anus" next week. 215 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,088 Yeah, dude, it looks riveting. 216 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,049 [click] 217 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,051 Come on, Grandpa, we wanna watch Terrance and Phillip. 218 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,095 No, Billy, we're gonna watch the Bob Saget show. 219 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,056 all: [groan] 220 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,974 And now back to "America's Stupidest Home Videos." 221 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,519 Here's your host, Bob Saget. 222 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,020 Hey, I just flew in to the studio. 223 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,730 Boy, are my arms tired. [chuckles] 224 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,732 [chuckles] 225 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,859 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 226 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:46,902 'Cause he didn't have the guts. 227 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,403 [chuckles] 228 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,239 Knock, knock. 229 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,032 Bob. 230 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,952 Bob Saget. [chuckling] 231 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:56,328 [laughter] 232 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,121 [laughs] - This guy sucks. 233 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,581 [doorbell dings] - Yeah, he's almost as bad 234 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,874 as that guy on "Full House." 235 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,960 [laughs] - Cartman? 236 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,253 What the hell are doing dressed up like an Indian 237 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,171 with a bear necklace? 238 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,465 Naive American, Stan, and the bear is very important 239 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,800 to my people. - What? 240 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,718 [laughter] 241 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,471 Hey, the white man has mocked my people long enough. 242 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,723 You keep your goddamn mouth shut. 243 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,809 Stan, I need to borrow your bike to ride over 244 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,686 to the reservation. - What are you talking 245 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,729 about, Cartman? - Why name isn't Eric Cartman. 246 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,815 It's Eric Running Water. Now, can I borrow 247 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,942 your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it? 248 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,278 Go ahead, dude. 249 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,280 Man, Cartman's more screwed up than I thought. 250 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,406 Yeah, we better get this video tape 251 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,324 over to Mr. Mackey quick. 252 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,201 Just a friendly reminder to all of you out there. 253 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,120 Send us your stupidest home videos. 254 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:41,290 The grand prize this month will be for $10,000. 255 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,792 $10,000? Holy smokes. 256 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,336 Wow, I wish we had a stupidest home video. 257 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,172 all: [gasp] 258 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:53,385 ♪♪ 259 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,804 And Bear cried to Eagle-- - Running Water, 260 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,556 there is some kid here to see you. 261 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,766 What kid? - He claims to be your kid. 262 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,727 Hi, Dad. - Who the hell are you? 263 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,312 I'm your son, Eric. 264 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,938 My mom says you put your hoo-hoo-dilly 265 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,065 in her cha-cha at the drunken barn dance. 266 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,192 Your mother? - Liane Cartman. 267 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:13,238 Cartman, oh, boy, I was worried there for a second. 268 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,198 Look, kid, I'm not your father. 269 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,117 But my mom says you were the guy she was with. 270 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,077 Kid, I hate to break this to you, 271 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,872 but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as 272 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,958 "bear with wide canyon." - What do you mean? 273 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,794 She is "doe who cannot keep legs together." 274 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,130 Huh? - Your mom's a slut. 275 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,090 Hey! - Don't feel too bad. 276 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,635 Your mom was just too drunk to remember what happened. 277 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,470 Let me tell you. 278 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,597 ♪♪ 279 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,141 We got tired of dancing, so we went off to find 280 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,893 a private spot. 281 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,811 I knew that she wanted me because she kept 282 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,480 saying romantic things. 283 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,900 Oh, Chief, I want your hot man chowder. 284 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,195 Whoa, hello. 285 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,281 [vomits] Wait, wait. 286 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,325 Who is that? 287 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,994 ♪♪ 288 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:04,706 ♪ There you are ♪ 289 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,877 ♪ Like a throbbing star ♪ 290 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,380 Chief, could you excuse me for a minute? 291 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,216 Huh? You gotta be kidding me. 292 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,344 Why, hello there. I don't think I've seen you 293 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,555 around before. - No, I'm new in town. 294 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:25,811 Well, what's a nice handsome black man like yourself 295 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,855 doing in a pit like South Park? - I'm gonna open up 296 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:32,526 my own restaurant here. - My, how exciting! 297 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,570 Would you care to put your tongue in my mouth? 298 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,907 Damn, baby, you cut right to the chase, don't you? 299 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,867 I'm plastered. 300 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,703 ♪♪ 301 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,496 His tongue? Chef? 302 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,707 Chef is my dad? - He's the last person 303 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,960 I saw with your mom that night. - Oh, my God, 304 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,713 I'm a black African American. 305 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,718 [grunting] - Come on, Kenny, 306 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,094 get the go-kart going. I wanna ride it. 307 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,679 Did you send the video tape 308 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:01,972 to "America's Stupidest Home Videos?" 309 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,849 Yeah, I mailed it last night. 310 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,475 What sucks is that now, I'll have to actually watch 311 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,477 that Bob Saget guy to find out if we won. 312 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,062 If we win, we can buy a new go-kart that actually runs. 313 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,022 Shh, here comes Cartman. 314 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,024 Sup, homies? - Cartman? 315 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,860 I was just down in the SPC kicking it 316 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,737 with some Gs on the west side. 317 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,530 You live on the east side, Cartman. 318 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,574 Dude, I thought you said you were Native American. 319 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,535 [laughs] Right, 320 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,163 like I'm some hippie Indian. 321 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,998 You know what I'm saying? 322 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,333 Check it out, I'm gonna go chill with my dad. 323 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,669 ♪♪ 324 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,546 Dude, we should be videotaping this. 325 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,465 We could make another $10,000. 326 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,758 [engine hums] 327 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,218 [incoherent screaming] 328 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,428 both: Hold on, Kenny! 329 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:45,348 [muffled screaming] 330 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,226 ♪♪ 331 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,730 [muffled screaming] 332 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,023 [groans] 333 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,526 [muffled speech] 334 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,403 [muffled speech] 335 00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,946 [train whistle whines] 336 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,199 Oh, my God, they've killed Kenny! 337 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,658 You bastards! 338 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:04,910 ♪♪ 339 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,536 [knocking] 340 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,497 Hello? - Yo, Pops. 341 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,541 Boy, what the fudge are you doing? 342 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,794 You know, just laying down some rhymes for the G-folk. 343 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,128 You know what I'm saying? 344 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,173 Get in here. - West side. 345 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,634 Take that wig off! What's gotten into you? 346 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,427 You're my dad, Chef. 347 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,679 Chief Running Water said you got together with my mom 348 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,473 at the drunken barn dance. - What? 349 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,851 No--did I? - He said you kissed her 350 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,814 with your tongue. - Ooh, that's different. 351 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,483 Women don't get pregnant from tongue kissing, children. 352 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:40,111 Huh, so you're not my dad? - Of course not. 353 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,532 Here, you children sit down, and let me explain 354 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,700 something to you about where babies come from. 355 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,079 Then you'll see why I can't be your dad. 356 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,707 ♪ When a man loves a woman ♪ 357 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,169 ♪ And a woman loves a man ♪ 358 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,630 Actually, sometimes the man doesn't love the woman, 359 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,425 but he acts like he does in order to get some action. 360 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,554 ♪ The magic starts to happen ♪ 361 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,973 ♪ And the two take off their clothes ♪ 362 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:12,018 ♪ That's right--and they caress and touch each other ♪ 363 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:15,355 ♪ Until a part of the man grows ♪ 364 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,859 ♪ Ooh, they roll around and now things ♪ 365 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,778 ♪ Really start to get hot ♪ 366 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,364 ♪ And the man say, "I love you" ♪ 367 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,408 ♪ And the woman says, "Hold on a second-- ♪ 368 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,451 ♪ I gotta go to the bathroom" ♪ 369 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,746 ♪ So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait ♪ 370 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:36,668 ♪ And you wait and you wait and you wait ♪ 371 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,753 ♪ You wait and you're cooling down ♪ 372 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:43,133 ♪ And she's still going to the bathroom ♪ 373 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,761 ♪ Finally, she comes back, and she says ♪ 374 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,389 ♪ "Baby, I'm getting hot" ♪ 375 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,350 ♪ And that's when you gotta jump her butt ♪ 376 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,103 ♪ And pump her full of-- ♪ - What? 377 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,689 Who the hell did that to my mom at the drunken barn dance? 378 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,817 Oh, children, that was a long time ago, 379 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,528 but I'll tell you what I remember. 380 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,656 ♪♪ 381 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,618 Oh, Chef, you're so strong. 382 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,786 Hey, everybody, look who's here! 383 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,289 The AFC champion Denver Broncos. 384 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,707 Are we late for the party? 385 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,627 What the hell town is this? 386 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,464 ♪ There you are ♪ 387 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,259 ♪ Like a throbbing star ♪ 388 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,802 ♪ I want-- ♪ - Oh! 389 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,806 Chef, oh, Chef! - Damn, woman, 390 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,016 what's gotten into you? 391 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,478 Oh, whoopee! Ah! 392 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,105 Garrison, what the hell are you doing? 393 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,899 You're drunk, Mr. Hat. 394 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,861 ♪ There you are ♪ 395 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,697 Oh, man, I'm out of here. 396 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,116 Come on, Chef, haven't you ever heard 397 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,453 of a manage au three? - Yeah, when two women 398 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,498 are involved. - Damn, damn, damn. 399 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,083 Oh, well, I guess it'll just have to be 400 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,794 you and me, Ms. Cartman. Oh! 401 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,129 And that's who she was with last. 402 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,382 Mr. Garrison. - No! 403 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:09,260 No, no, God, no! 404 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,264 And now back to "America's Stupidest Home Videos." 405 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,766 Here's a video sent to us that shows 406 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,977 a very disturbed little boy. 407 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:20,146 Why, thank you, Polly Prissy Pants, you are my best friend. 408 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,815 [in Polly's voice] I think you are one of the 409 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,483 coolest people in the world, Eric. 410 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,402 And you are not fat at all. 411 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,153 [in normal voice] Really, you don't think so? 412 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,863 [in Clyde's voice] No, you're not fat. 413 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:29,864 [in normal voice] Cool, that's cool. 414 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,700 [laughter] 415 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,369 Oh, Stanley, we just heard the news 416 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,080 that your little friend Kenny was killed by a train 417 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,707 this morning. - Huh? 418 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,583 Oh, yeah. - Is there anything 419 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,211 we can do for you, son? - How about some ice cream? 420 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,298 Yeah, with butterscotch. - You bet, you poor dears. 421 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,092 Now the moment you've all been waiting for-- 422 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,219 when one of our lucky videos qualifies 423 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,681 for the $10,000 grand prize to be chosen tomorrow night. 424 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,725 The winner is... [drum roll] 425 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,601 "Little Boy's Tea Party." - Whoo-hoo! 426 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,395 Whoa, yes! We're in the finals! 427 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,731 We're gonna win $10,000. - Man, Cartman's gonna 428 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:03,898 be famous. 429 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,527 Well, I guess we should go, Mr. Hat. 430 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,655 Oh, just one more Cosmopolitan, Mr. Garrison. 431 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,491 Mr. Hat, you need to admit you have a drinking problem. 432 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,201 Another Cosmo please. 433 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,495 ♪♪ 434 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,874 All this time, why didn't you tell me, Father? 435 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,667 What the hell are you talking about, Eric? 436 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,211 It was you all along! You were with my mother 437 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,047 the night of the drunken barn dance. 438 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,465 [gasps] Oh. 439 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,300 Garrison? That's impossible. 440 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,427 He's gay. - I am not gay! 441 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,887 Then you did sleep with my mom? 442 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,638 No. - He's gay! 443 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,641 Okay, okay, I admit it, I might've made love 444 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,477 to your mother at the drunken barn dance, 445 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,021 but who here didn't? - Oh. 446 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,442 Now, come on, honestly. Who here has never had sex 447 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,943 with Mrs. Cartman? 448 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,906 Ooh. 449 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,119 I haven't. 450 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,246 You don't count, halfie. You don't have any legs. 451 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,165 Oh, yeah. 452 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,793 So you see, Eric, anyone here could be your father. 453 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,711 I'm afraid you're never going to know. 454 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,589 ♪♪ 455 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,424 Don't feel too bad there, kid. 456 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,302 I never knew who my father was either. 457 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,304 I mean, I did know who he was, and, well, 458 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,348 we had some great times together, 459 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,225 and hunting and fishing, well, hell, you know what I mean. 460 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:26,189 ♪♪ 461 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,983 Wait, wait, I know a way to find out. 462 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,693 How? - At my laboratory. 463 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,570 We can do DNA genetic testing. 464 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,572 I'll take some of your blood along with the blood 465 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,117 of everyone here, and we can determine who your father is. 466 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,827 Really? You can? 467 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,162 Yes, of course. I mean, that much testing 468 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,664 will cost a pretty penny, but... 469 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,833 How much? - $3,000 should cover it. 470 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,336 I don't have $3,000. - Oh, never mind. 471 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,134 Dude, I can't wait to win that $10,000 472 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,677 on "America's Stupidest Home Videos." 473 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,220 I'm gonna buy the coolest go-kart ever. 474 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,806 I'm gonna buy a Walkman with my half. 475 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,975 Hey, guys. - How's it going, Cartman? 476 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,895 Oh, fine. How are you guys? 477 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,605 Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? 478 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,401 Oh, nothing. It's just nothing. 479 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,027 Come on, what's the matter, Cartman? 480 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,405 Well, I wanted to know who my dad is, but, 481 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,657 to find out, they have to do these DNA tests, 482 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:22,287 and they cost $3,000, and I don't have $3,000. 483 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,831 Wow, we're sorry your mom's a whore, dude. 484 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,417 Yeah, it sucks. I have to know 485 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,419 who my father is. I just have to. 486 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,630 Maybe I could work at in sweatshop for a while. 487 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,924 Well, see you guys. I'm gonna go play 488 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:38,344 in my backyard for a while. - Uh, Cartman, we know 489 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,513 how you can get $3,000. - You do? 490 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,891 Yeah, we have a video tape that's in the finals 491 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,393 for "America's Stupidest Home Videos," and, if we win, 492 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,354 we'll give you $3,000 of our $10,000 prize. 493 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,524 You will? Wow, you guys are the best. 494 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,902 Thanks, you guys. - Uh, yeah. 495 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,030 And now back to "America's Stupidest Home Videos." 496 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,656 What kind of video did you guys make? 497 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,617 Uh, you'll see. 498 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,620 Well, it's time to crown the $10,000 winner. 499 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,997 Our judges have narrowed it down to only three videos. 500 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,459 First, it's "Dog Who Puts Hat on Master's Head." 501 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,128 Oh, I'm a little dog. I'm just a little dog. 502 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,089 Oh, but I've gotta put a hat on my master's head. 503 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,257 [laughs] 504 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,010 [laughter] 505 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,096 And now, our second finalist, "Little Boy Has a Tea Party." 506 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,766 Why, thank you, Polly Prissy Pants. 507 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,517 You are my best friend. 508 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,852 [in Polly's voice] Oh, thank you, Eric. 509 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,604 [laughter] 510 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,315 Boy, looks like this kid needs some therapy. 511 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,108 We're sure to win, Cartman. 512 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:39,614 Then you get your DNA money. - I am so pissed off 513 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,783 right now. - They laughed hardest 514 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,077 at our video--we're gonna win. We're gonna win. 515 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,787 And finally, our third contestant, 516 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,872 "Young Child Gets Hit by a Train." 517 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,874 Oh, I'm such a cute little kid. 518 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,752 Hmm, I wonder if I can get this go-kart started. 519 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,421 [engine spluttering] 520 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,092 [vrooming] 521 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,344 Oh, I hope I don't get hit by a train. 522 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,304 Oh, I sure did. 523 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,014 [laughter] 524 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,058 Oh, my God, they videotaped killing Kenny! 525 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,518 You bastards! 526 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,395 Now that's what I call a joy ride. 527 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,272 [laughter] 528 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,983 And the winner is, naturally, "Little Boy Being Hit 529 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,192 by a Train." 530 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,902 [laughter] 531 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,904 Dude, we lost! - Damn it! 532 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:25,785 I am going to [bleep] kill you guys, seriously. 533 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,704 Stand up and take a bow, Mr. Marsh. 534 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,248 I won, I won! - Grandpa! 535 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,833 Our other finalists will have to settle 536 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,751 for their $3,000 runner-up prizes. 537 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,170 Well, see you next time. 538 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,548 Did you hear that, dude? We still get $3,000. 539 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,675 That's enough for you to do your DNA tests, 540 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,303 Kill you guys. 541 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,138 Kill you guys. 542 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,183 [thunder crashes] 543 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,060 All right, from everyone's accounts, 544 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,187 I've narrowed down Eric's possible father 545 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,106 to the people in this room. 546 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:59,444 Officer Barbrady, Chef, Jimbo, Mr. Garrison, 547 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:02,822 Ned, Chief Running Water, Gerald Broflovski, 548 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:08,161 myself, my friend, Kevin, or the 1989 Denver Broncos. 549 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,204 Wow, I always knew Cartman's mom was a slut, 550 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,914 but goddamn! - The test results 551 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,459 are in the envelope. Shall I open it? 552 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,502 Yes, for God's sake, get on with it! 553 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,047 [mumbling] [gasps] 554 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,467 The father of Eric Cartman is indeed someone in this room. 555 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,260 The father is... 556 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,512 narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? 557 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:30,016 Is it Chief Running Water, or is it Chef? 558 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,934 Is it Mephesto? 559 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,062 Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? 560 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,521 Or is it Mr. Garrison? 561 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,648 No, he's gay. - You go to hell! 562 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,275 You go to hell, and you die! 563 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,985 narrator: Is it Jimbo? - Ah! 564 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,612 narrator: Or is it Officer Barbrady? 565 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,364 Huh, where? 566 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,324 narrator: Or could it be Ned? - Could be. 567 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,159 narrator: Or Mr. Broflovski? 568 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,952 Dad, how could you? 569 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:53,081 narrator: Or is it the 1991 Denver Broncos? 570 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,583 The answer is coming on an all-new "South Park" 571 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,251 in just four weeks. 572 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,252 What? 573 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,962 Son of a bitch. 574 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,965 [twangy music] 575 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:10,098 ♪♪