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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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MR. MACKEY:
M'kay, students.
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We have a very special
guest speaker today.
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Who can tell me the name of our
country's last vice president?
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Dick Cheney?
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No, the last one.
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Bill Clinton!
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No, Clinton's vice president.
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He is here today
to talk to you students
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about some very serious issues.
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Please welcome Al Gore!
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[ Light applause ]
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Who?
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Thank you, Mr. Mackey, students
of South Park Elementary.
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I am here to educate you
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about the single biggest threat
to our planet.
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You see,
there is something out there
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which threatens
our very existence
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and may be the end
to the human race as we know it.
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I'm talking, of course,
about ManBearPig.
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ManBearPig?
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It is a creature
which roams the earth alone.
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It is half man, half bear,
and half pig.
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Some people say
that ManBearPig isn't real.
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Well, I'm here to tell you now,
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ManBearPig is very real,
and he most certainly exists.
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I'm cereal.
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ManBearPig doesn't care
who you are or what you've done.
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ManBearPig simply
wants to get you.
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I'm super cereal.
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But have no fear,
because I am here to save you.
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And someday, when the world
is rid of ManBearPig,
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everyone will say,
"Thank you, Al Gore.
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You're super awesome."
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The end.
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Uh, okay.
Thank you, Mr. Gore.
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Thank you, class.
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Excelsior!
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[ Chuckling ]
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Check out this sweet move.
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Kyle, you can't block like that!
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Just play the game, fat-ass.
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Pass it to me, Cartman.
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Hang on. I'm gonna do
something super killer.
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God damn it!
Stop it, Kyle!
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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All right.
Check it out.
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This is a total Kobe Bryant
I'm about to do.
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Just take a shot
or pass the ball, asshole!
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It's getting late!
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[ Music continues ]
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[ Chuckling ]
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Let's just see you get the ball
this time, Jew boy.
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Kyle, knock it off!
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STAN: Cartman stop hogging
the goddamn ball!
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Gwoooon!
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Don't worry.
It's not really ManBearPig.
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It's me -- Al Gore.
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We know.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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I'm spreading
ManBearPig awareness.
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Here. Each of you kids take a
pamphlet and a bumper sticker.
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I hope now you boys see
that this is totally cereal.
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The next time, it could be
the real ManBearPig.
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Can I just get you to sign
the awareness sheet?
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Just your name and phone number
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and where you first
heard about ManBearPig?
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Uh, Stan?
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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Hello.
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It's uh, getting late, boys.
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Why don't you get in the car
and I'll drive you all home.
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Okay, Mr. Marsh.
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Be safe.
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[ Engine starts ]
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Boys, I don't want you
hanging out
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with that ex-vice president
anymore, okay?
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Aw, he's all right, Dad.
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He was just trying to warn us
about ManBearPig.
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ManBearPig?
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He's half man and half bearpig.
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No, dude, he's half man,
half bear, and half pig.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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He could be half bear,
half manpig.
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Boys, there's no such thing
as a ManBearPig.
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The vice president is just
desperate for attention.
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But I feel kind of bad
for him, Dad.
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I don't think he has
any friends.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Hello?
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Hello.
This is Al Gore.
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Oh, man.
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Hi, Mr. Gore.
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- I was the vice president.
- I know.
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Can you and your friends make it
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to an emergency ManBearPig
meeting tomorrow morning?
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I have some evidence
he could be in this area.
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Look, I'm sorry,
but we're all kind of busy.
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[ Sadly ]
Oh. I get it.
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You don't believe me either.
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No, no.
It's not that.
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Yes, it is.
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Nobody believes me!
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I'm trying to warn everybody,
and nobody takes me cereal!
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[ Sobbing ]
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I just want somebody
in the world
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to take me cereal just for once.
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[ Sobbing ]
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It's okay, Mr. Gore.
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I-I believe you.
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No, you don't.
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Yeah. I'm sure ManBearPig
needs to be stopped.
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I'm just -- I'm just scared
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that I can't do anything
to stop him.
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[ Sniffles ]
Are you cereal?
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Yes, I'm cereal.
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Don't worry.
We can stop him!
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Bring everyone you can
to my ManBearPig meeting
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tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. sharp!
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[ Click, dial tone ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Dude, why are we going
to hang out with this guy?
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Mrph.
Mrph rmh rmphm.
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Come on, you guys. Al Gore
doesn't have any friends.
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We'll make an appearance at his
little meeting and we'll go.
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Hi, kids!
Come on in!
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Okay.
Let's get this meeting started.
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What do you kids think we
should do to stop ManBearPig?
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Yeah, you know, Mr. Gore,
my dad is a geologist,
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and he said that ManBearPig
probably isn't in Colorado.
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What does your dad look like?
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Does he have large hooves
where his feet should be?!
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No!
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Damn. For a minute there,
I thought we'd found him.
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Well, this was a great meeting,
wasn't it, guys?
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But we got to get going
to school now.
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- [Alarm chirping ]
- Oh, my God!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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ManBearPig screen active!
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[ Beeping ]
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What is this area of Colorado?
It's a cave of some kind!
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Yeah, that's Cave of the Winds.
It's a tourist attraction.
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Oh, Jesus on ice skates,
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we've got to get down there
right away.
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- I don't think so, dude.
- Yeah, we've got school anyway.
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I can get you all excused
from school.
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You have that kind of power?
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Look, you boys have a chance
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to help me find and kill
ManBearPig once and for all.
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I'm totally cereal!
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Hello, everyone.
Welcome to Cave of the Winds.
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Our tour is going to take us
through two chambers
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of one of the most elaborate
cavern systems in Colorado.
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Before we get started,
I do understand
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we have a special guest
in our group today --
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the ex-vice president,
Mr. Al Gore!
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Mr. Gore asked me to make sure
you all knew he was here.
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Now, once we enter the cave,
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we do ask you that you follow
two rules --
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stay on the path
and do not touch anything.
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All right.
Are we ready?
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ALL:
Yeah!
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Let's go cavin'!
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Here we are in the main chamber
of the cave.
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It was discovered in 1892
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and first used as a hideout
for smugglers of the Old West.
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Have you noticed
high deposits of sulfur
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or a salmon-like odor
coming from the caves lately?
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Uh, no.
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Now, as you can see,
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the cave is filled with
stalagmites and stalactites.
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- Water drips from the...
- All right, kids.
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I need you to keep an eye out
for ManBearPig droppings.
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What do ManBearPig droppings
look like?
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Similar to pig droppings
but more manbear-like.
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These rocks often make
interesting shapes,
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which we like to name.
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For instance, this one here
we named The Hanging Mushroom."
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And over here we have Man With
Helmet and Two Bowling Balls.
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And finally, of course,
The Two Sisters.
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Now, the cave itself
is millions of years old
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and has a constant temperature
of 57 degrees.
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Gwoooooon!
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Gwoooooon!
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Sir? Mr. Gore?
Is there a problem?
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- Not yet.
- All right, everyone.
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If you'll step this way, you'll
see how the cave gets its name.
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Kids! Kids, over here!
Look!
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What?
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I'll bet this is where
he's hiding.
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This looks like
ManBearPig central.
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Come on!
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Come on!
This is where ManBearPig is!
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I'm cereal!
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In certain areas of the cave,
the wind actually blows through,
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causing a sound you can hear.
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[ Wind whistling ]
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- Ahh!
- Ooh!
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Take a picture of the sound,
Steven.
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[ Shutter clicks ]
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Mr. Gore, I think we should
stay with the tour group.
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Wait!
Shh!
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[ Whistling in distance ]
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Christ, he's here!
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Take this rope!
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Be ready to tie him up!
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I've got you now,
you son of a bitch!
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, no!
- [ Rumbling ]
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- No!
- [ Boys screaming ]
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Leave them alone,
you goddamn ManBearPig!
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BOYS:
Help! Help!
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Damn you, ManBearPig!
They're just children!
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Okay.
Everyone out of the cave now!
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[ Crowd screaming ]
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Go! Go!
Move out!
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[All screaming ]
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Aaah!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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- KYLE: Hello?
- STAN: Help!
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We're trapped in here!
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Somebody get us!
We're trapped down here! Hello!
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- STAN: Help!
- Forget it!
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- They can't hear us.
- Mrph rmh rmhmhm rmh?
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You better get us out of here,
asshole!
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Me?
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You just had to go
and be nice to Al Gore!
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Now we're trapped in a cave!
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Maybe there's another way
out of here.
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Mrph rmhmhm.
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All right. Let's split up
and look for a passageway.
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Everyone take
a different direction.
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, man.
We're in big trouble here.
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This is bullcrap.
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If I miss dinner,
I'm gonna be so pissed off.
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Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Coughs ]
God damn it!
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KYLE:
You see anything, Kenny?
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KENNY:
Mrph rmh rm!
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KYLE:
Cartman?
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Cartman, you see anything?
252
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,041
[ High-pitched voice ]
No, nothing. [ Clears throat ]
253
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,127
[ Normal voice ] No.
Nothing here. Nothing this way.
254
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,508
T-Treasure.
255
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,760
KYLE: Cartman, you okay?
You need help?
256
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,179
I'm fine!
This way's a d-dead end!
257
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,639
Coming back to you now.
258
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,016
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
259
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,312
It looks like we're
completely sealed in.
260
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,313
Mrph rmh rmphm.
261
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,315
There's a small passageway
about 200 yards over there.
262
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,443
But it goes for a long,
long way, and it's pretty steep.
263
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,237
Maybe we should go for it.
264
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,697
You guys go on ahead.
265
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,407
I'm gonna stay here,
wait it out.
266
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,491
Why?
267
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,410
I just --
I don't feel very good.
268
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,869
I'll just weigh you guys down.
269
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,663
Cartman's right --
First rule of survival
270
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,164
is stay put
and wait to be rescued.
271
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,416
No. It's okay.
You guys go on ahead.
272
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,625
No.
We'll stay here, too.
273
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,836
If we start wandering off,
we're gonna get lost or killed.
274
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,046
Let's just wait here
and hope help comes soon.
275
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,297
That's cool.
276
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,842
I just -- I just wouldn't go
over there if I were you guys.
277
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,385
I just took a huge dump.
278
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,220
Aw, dude!
279
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,930
[ Police radio chatter ]
280
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,226
The cave-in was massive and has
cut off all access in or out.
281
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,813
The children are believed to be
trapped somewhere in this area.
282
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,857
Does anybody know
who these kids are?
283
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,442
No, nobody seems to know them,
284
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,026
only that they were
in the tour group.
285
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,112
Digging to them
is gonna take days.
286
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,030
Excuse me!
287
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,533
This cave-in was no accident,
288
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,369
and it isn't going to stop
unless we move fast.
289
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,748
I am superduper cereal.
290
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,624
What do you mean?
The cave-in is over.
291
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,086
I'm afraid you have a much
bigger problem than a cave-in.
292
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,045
What's that?
293
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,506
[ Dramatic music plays ]
294
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,009
What is that?
A PigBearMan?
295
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,761
No, stupid.
296
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,096
It's ManBearPig.
297
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,390
I'm so hungry.
298
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,350
Do you think people
even know we're here?
299
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,102
They saw us on the tour.
300
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,062
Dude, where do you keep going,
Cartman?
301
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,440
I just need to keep taking
a crap.
302
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,066
I've got diarrhea really bad.
303
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,568
Dude, it's bad enough
we have to sit here
304
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,153
without you taking a crap
every 10 minutes!
305
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,613
Let's just try to sleep.
306
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,990
Maybe help will come tomorrow.
307
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,623
All that treasure.
308
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,500
It's all mine!
309
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,628
So long as these greedy assholes
don't find out about it.
310
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,129
You would all just love
311
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,048
to get your hands
on my treasure, wouldn't you?
312
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,090
Even though I found it,
313
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,218
you'd love to think
it's somehow yours, too.
314
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,677
God, I hate you guys.
315
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,846
Especially you,
316
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848
you money-grubbing
snake in the grass.
317
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,185
Well, I've got news for you,
Kyle.
318
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,479
You're never going to get
my treasure.
319
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,105
I've got a little plan going
320
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:37,734
to get the treasure out of here
without you ever knowing.
321
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,778
C-Cartman?
322
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,406
Oh. Hey, Kyle.
How's it going?
323
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,492
Dude, what are you doing?
324
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,160
Not much.
325
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,204
You know, just hanging out.
326
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,582
How you been, man?
Good?
327
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,834
Dude, get away from me.
328
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,502
Yeah, it was nice talking
with you, Kyle.
329
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,003
See you around.
330
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,048
[ Police radio chatter ]
331
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,634
Why won't anybody listen to me?
332
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:03,969
ManBearPig is in there,
333
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,179
and we have to kill him
while we all have the chance.
334
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,639
I'm cereal!
335
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,808
Mr. Gore, please.
We need you to calm down.
336
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,018
Now, what exactly
do you suggest we do?
337
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:15,480
I told you we need to fill
the cave with hot molten lead
338
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,817
'cause it's the only way to make
sure ManBearPig never comes out!
339
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,652
And I'm saying it,
and I'm totally cereal,
340
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,571
but everyone just keeps digging!
341
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,407
Well, see, the problem is that
if we fill the caves
342
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,826
with hot molten lead,
it will kill those boys, too.
343
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,287
They're already dead!
Didn't you listen to me?
344
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,955
They got attacked by ManBearPig,
345
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,582
and ManBearPig
leaves nobody alive!
346
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,125
I'm super cereal!
347
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,169
And nobody will listen to me!
I'm cereal!
348
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,380
[ Sobbing ]
349
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,093
Do you want me to get the
ex-vice president out of here?
350
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220
Nah.
I-I feel kind of bad for him.
351
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,306
I don't think
he has any friends.
352
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,933
[ Dramatic music plays ]
353
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,397
[ Chuckling ]
354
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,899
All right.
Got to be strong.
355
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,859
There's still a lot more
treasure to go.
356
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,572
[ Gulping ]
357
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,577
[ Gagging ]
358
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,208
[ Gagging ]
359
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,132
Dude, he's really sick.
360
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:33,058
It's been three days since
four unidentified children
361
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,726
were trapped in a cave-in.
362
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,938
Three days without food, and
time is certainly running out.
363
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,815
The digging continues,
but progress is fatally slow.
364
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,151
All right, people.
We've got to work faster.
365
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,487
Our best estimate still puts us
three days away
366
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,948
from reaching the area of
the cave called Smuggler's Den.
367
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,115
Smuggler's Den?
368
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,742
I-It's a room near the end
of the tour
369
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,244
where you can get your picture
taken with fake treasure.
370
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,204
Here. See?
371
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,708
Based on where the boys
were seen last,
372
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,418
they're somewhere near
this area.
373
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,545
Hopefully they've followed
the first rule of survival
374
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,172
and stayed put.
375
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,675
Stan.
Stan, wake up!
376
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,677
Huh? What?
Have they come for us?
377
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,136
No, it's Cartman.
378
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,514
Something's really wrong
with him.
379
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,560
Blugh.
[ Coughing ]
380
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,106
Oh, my God!
381
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,441
Cartman!
Dude, can you hear me?!
382
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:27,195
I'm fine.
Just a little --
383
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,947
No big deal.
384
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,782
[ Burping ]
385
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,284
We can't wait here any longer.
386
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,245
We got to get him out of here
or he's gonna die.
387
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,162
How, dude?
388
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,039
We don't even know if that
passage goes anywhere.
389
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,542
Maybe we should head out first,
see if we can find a way out,
390
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,543
and then come back for him.
391
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,669
No, don't!
392
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,504
Don't leave me here,
you assholes.
393
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,922
Don't leave me here to die.
394
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,299
[ Coughing ]
395
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,303
[ Sirens wailing,
indistinct conversations ]
396
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,723
[ Rope creaking ]
397
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,017
[ Groaning ]
398
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,186
[All grunting ]
399
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,731
Come on!
Pull!
400
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,482
God damn it, he's so heavy!
401
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,651
[ Coughs ]
Hurry, you guys.
402
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,361
You got to get me out of here.
403
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,571
[ Grunting ]
404
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,115
[ Farts, coins rattle ]
405
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,617
- What the hell was that?
- Cartman?
406
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,328
You guys, we got no time!
You got to get me out!
407
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,372
[ Dramatic music plays ]
408
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,499
[ Metal creaking ]
409
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,630
This is the end of you,
ManBearPig.
410
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,058
Excelsior!
411
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,560
[ Music continues ]
412
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,359
Blugh.
[ Coughs ]
413
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,736
Mrph rmhmhm rhm.
414
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,322
I can't keep carrying him, dude.
I've got no strength.
415
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,531
Yes, you do!
416
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,991
[ Rumbling in distance ]
417
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,409
What the hell is that?
418
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,705
Oh, my God.
419
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,083
Aah! Get me out of here!
Get me out of here, you guys!
420
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,084
Run!
421
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,211
[All screaming ]
422
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,299
That's it.
Pull everyone out.
423
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,842
There's nothing more we can do.
424
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,344
You're calling off the rescue?
425
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,679
We didn't plan on
a freak river flood.
426
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,723
God must really want
those kids dead.
427
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,350
What if the children
aren't dead?
428
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,519
Look, the cavern
is completely flooded.
429
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,187
Nothing could have survived.
430
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,606
There's nothing left alive
down there.
431
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,402
Nothing left alive.
432
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,987
I did it.
433
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,240
I killed ManBearPig.
434
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,993
I've saved the earth
from certain destruction.
435
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,287
Everyone is super stoked on me.
436
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,331
Even if they don't know it.
437
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,376
[ Gasps ]
438
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,379
[ Coughing ]
439
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,173
Kenny, here!
Take my hand!
440
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,592
Hurry, Kyle!
The water's rising!
441
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,970
CARTMAN:
[ Coughing ]
442
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,472
Cartman...you've got to swim!
443
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,765
Kick with your legs!
444
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,308
[ Coughs ]
I can't kick!
445
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,518
Yes, you can!
446
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,228
I can't kick!
You just have to save me!
447
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,689
- I need your help!
- No, you just have to save me!
448
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,816
[ Grunting ]
449
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,028
STAN:
Kyle, no!
450
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,490
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
451
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,243
We are gathered here
to say goodbye
452
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,912
to four kids
whom we all tried to help
453
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,831
but in the end could not.
454
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,500
But where there is loss,
there is hope.
455
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,086
For ManBearPig is no more.
456
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,213
Oh, Jesus.
Here we go again.
457
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,382
I have beaten ManBearPig,
458
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,342
and we will never forget
the names
459
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,846
of the brave young kids
who lost their lives --
460
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:44,767
kid one...kid two...kid three...
461
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,729
and, of course, kid four.
462
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,232
I remember how kid one
used to laugh and play
463
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,902
and how kid two was always there
when I needed him.
464
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,778
- [ Grunts ]
- Oh, my God!
465
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,865
[ Grunting ]
466
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,909
It's the kids!
They're alive!
467
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,077
[ Grunting ]
468
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,914
Kids!
I saved you!
469
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,874
Just stay away from us, asshole!
470
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,168
I was nice to you
because I felt sorry for you
471
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,628
because you don't have
any friends!
472
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,671
But now I see why
you don't have any friends!
473
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,841
You just use ManBearPig as a way
to get attention for yourself
474
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,384
because you're a loser!
475
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,511
Yeah, right.
476
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,973
The man who single-handedly
killed ManBearPig is a loser.
477
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,934
[ Groaning ]
478
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,478
We need to get our friend
to a hospital right away!
479
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,896
No!
No, I'm fine.
480
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,023
I just need to get home
and rest.
481
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,983
Cartman, seriously,
you need to see a doctor!
482
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,319
No!
I just need to get to a toilet.
483
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,154
See you guys.
I--
484
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,197
Ha-ba --
485
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:43,409
Ha-ba-a-a-a-a-a-a!
[ Farting ]
486
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,827
Aah!
487
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,792
[ Birds chirping ]
488
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,629
Dude, did Cartman
just crap treasure?
489
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,590
It's mine!
It's mine! You hear me?
490
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,634
I got it out of the cave!
It belongs to me!
491
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,177
Keep your greedy hands away!
492
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,304
Hey, that looks like
the fake treasure
493
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,139
from our Smuggler's Den
photo room.
494
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,975
That's right, and I --
495
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:07,976
Fake treasure?
496
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,895
Yeah. We put it there for kids
to take their picture with.
497
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,190
All in all, I'd say that
treasure is worth about $14.
498
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,275
No.
499
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,484
No!
500
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,986
[ Farts ]
Aah!
501
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,028
Ow!
502
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,531
You made us pull you to safety
because you ate treasure?
503
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:22,824
You son of a bitch!
504
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,575
Don't you think
I'm hurting enough, Kyle?
505
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,994
Ow! Ow!
[ Farts ]
506
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,036
Ow!
507
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,080
Well, my work here is done.
508
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,790
I've killed MBP,
509
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,418
and now I must save the world
from something else.
510
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,169
Maybe I'll make a movie.
511
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,921
A movie starring me.
512
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,924
Then people will take me
super cereal.
513
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,801
Excelsior!
514
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,221
Aah!
[ Farts ]