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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Being a delivery boy
for the South Park Gazette
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is a noble privilege.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis.
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It's just that I have to get up
at 4 a.m. to deliver your paper,
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and then I go to school all day.
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Oh, wah, wah, wah.
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We've all got problems, pussy.
Get used to it.
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You aren't delivering
the papers on time!
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My bike had a busted pedal,
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but I got it fixed, so there
won't be a problem anymore.
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Is that your bike out there?
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Yeah. Why?
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'Cause it's being towed.
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What?!
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Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
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- This your bike?
- Yes!
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It's on the impound list.
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You owe the county for tickets.
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[ Whirring, clicking ]
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No, dude!
I need my bike to do my job!
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Yeah. Well, my job
is to tow this bike.
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You want it back,
you talk to the county.
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No, no!
Do not tow my bike!
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Stop, asshole!
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Ugh!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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- [ Knock on door ]
- Yes. Come in.
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Hi.
My name is Stan Marsh.
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I was told to come down here
and try to --
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Yes.
Come in, Mr. Marsh.
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I've been told
all about your case.
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Impounded bicycle --
$83 owed to the county.
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Maybe you should get a job.
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I got a job, but without my bike
to do my paper route,
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I can't make the money, see?
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Stan Marsh is
a bright young man.
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He's got a great family,
a promising paper route.
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- Only problem is...
- [ Needle scratches ]
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...his bike's been impounded!
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[ Rock music plays ]
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But now he's about to find out
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that getting his bike back
isn't so easy.
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[ Music stops ]
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Look.
I really need my bike.
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Well, I'm afraid
I can't give it to you
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because then you wouldn't learn
anything.
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What do I have to learn?
This isn't fair!
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Whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
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I've looked your case over,
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and I think maybe we can cut
a little deal here.
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According to
your background check,
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when you were in kindergarten,
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you played on the Park County
pee wee hockey team.
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Yeah?
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Well, it just so happens
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that the pee wee hockey team
this year needs a coach!
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- Me?
- [ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Stan Marsh is a washed-up
fourth grader.
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He's got no job, no bicycle,
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and his only way out
is to coach...
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- [ Needle scratches ]
- ...a pee wee hockey team!
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And now he's about to find out
that to coach,
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you've got to grow.
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[ Rock music playing ]
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Ow!
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Oh, boy.
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Uh, all right, guys.
Over here. Come over here.
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Oh!
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We've got a lot of work to do
and not much time to do it in.
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Who are you?
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My name is Stan,
and I'm your new coach.
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We just need to kind of organize
a little bit and practice our --
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Coach, I have to go potty.
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All right. Fine.
Go ahead.
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By myself?
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Just hold it awhile, okay?
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What does passing mean?
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When you shoot the puck
to another player.
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My mommy says
I'm as big as the sky!
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Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!
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I did not!
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All right, all right! Shut up!
We're going to practice.
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You two guys play defense,
and you play goalie.
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I can't play goalie.
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Why not?
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My doctor says
I'm not supposed to.
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- You got asthma or something?
- No. He has cancer.
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What?
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Nelson has leukemia.
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It's already spread
to his bone marrow.
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I don't want to have cancer!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Uh, it's okay.
Don't cry.
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But why me, Coach?
Why?
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Coach, why do people get cancer?
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Oh, Jesus.
Can we just practice?
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Are we gonna get cancer
if we play with Nelson, Coach?
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No!
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- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
the Park County losers!
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, no!
Adams County!
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We just thought we'd check out
the ice for the game tomorrow.
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Gavin Throttle, coach
of the Adams County team.
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Hey.
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Look, why don't you
just give up?
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You can't beat us.
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You really want to embarrass
your players?
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Our coach
isn't gonna let us lose!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Fine.
If that's the way you want it.
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See you tomorrow, Coach.
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Adams team!
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ALL:
Right follow!
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Coach, please don't let us lose
to Adams County.
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My daddy will beat me again.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Jesus Christ.
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Stanley, where have you been?
It's almost bedtime.
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Your mother's been worried sick,
and I've been watching TV!
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I got a new job.
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I'm finally gonna be able
to pay off all the money I owe.
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- Oh. Well, that's good.
- What kind of job?
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I'm working with
the pee wee hockey league.
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What? With the --
Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.
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You gave up playing hockey
a long time ago.
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I'm not playing.
I'm coaching.
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Have you forgotten what happened
all those years ago?
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Or are you just trying to
make up for it?
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What are you talking about?
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Your pee wee hockey game!
The Pepsi Center?
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In between periods
of the Colorado Avalanche?
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I remember going to Shakey's
afterwards.
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Stan, you can't put your family
through this again,
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whatever your reasons are.
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I'm tired.
I'm going to bed.
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[ Door closes ]
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What are we going to do, Sharon?
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- What?
- Don't you get it?
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He's getting back into hockey
to prove something to himself,
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so he can forget what happened
in that pee wee skirmish.
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Maybe he doesn't remember.
He was only 4.
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Oh, he remembers.
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I'm sure it eats at him
every single day.
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[ Harp plays ]
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ANNOUNCER:
And we're about out of time
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here in yet another scoreless
pee wee hockey game.
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That's number 7, Stan Marsh,
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skating towards the goal,
sort of.
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But he doesn't have the puck.
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Ow!
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[ Farts ]
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I crapped 'em!
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Mommy, I crapped 'em!
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ANNOUNCER: Oh, and it appears
the goalie has pooped his pants.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Oh, and look at this!
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Little Stan Marsh actually has
a shot at the goal!
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[Audience gasps ]
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Stan, shoot it!
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ANNOUNCER:
Time is running out!
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Stan Marsh with a chance to win!
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You got it, Stan!
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Take the shot!
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Take the shot!
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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No-o-o-o!
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Oh, that's the end of the game!
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How disappointing.
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[ Screams ]
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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Screaming ]
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Randy, what's wrong?
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Oh!
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Oh.
Oh, Sharon, it was horrible.
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It was like I was living it
all over again.
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- [ Whistle blows ]
- All right, guys.
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Tonight is our big game
against Adams County.
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We still have all day
to practice.
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MAN:
Coach! Hey, Coach!
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Could we talk to you, please?
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We're the Browns,
Nelson's parents.
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Oh.
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Our little Nelson, he's...
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taken a turn for the worse,
I'm afraid.
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His cancer is...real bad.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Oh.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Doctors say this could be it.
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How am I supposed to do it,
Coach?
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How do I look a 5-year-old
child in the eye
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and tell him
he's not gonna live?
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You tell me, Coach!
You tell me how!
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Stop it, Jack!
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He doesn't mean to take it out
on you, Coach.
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No, I don't mean
to take it out on you, Coach.
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It's just...I don't know
what to say to him, Coach.
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Neither of us do.
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What do you say to somebody
who's dying, huh?
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I don't know.
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Will you talk to him, Coach?
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He looks up to you.
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No, I think you ought to.
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No, I'm just his father.
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But you're his coach!
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You're like a father to him!
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Please, Coach.
He's -- He's counting on you.
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Please, Coach.
He's counting on you.
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[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]
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Oh, uh, hey, Nelson.
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Oh. [ Coughs ]
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Hi, Coach.
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Dude, I can come back later.
Is this a bad time for you?
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Yeah, it's a pretty bad time
for me, Coach.
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I'm only 5 and I'm dying.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Coach, what's it like
when you die?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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I would think
that it's a lot like it was
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before you were born?
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How come I have to die now?
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Ugh.
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I mean, how come
I don't get to grow up?
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God damn it.
Dude, I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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No, what I mean is
nobody really knows, see?
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But everyone does it.
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It's not like everyone else
gets to live
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and only you have to die.
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Everyone's gonna die.
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You feel better now?
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I think so.
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Okay. Great.
I-I got to get to the stadium.
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But, uh, hang in there,
all right?
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Thanks, Coach.
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Will you do me just one favor,
Coach?
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The game tonight --
I'm gonna be watching, so...
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could you...
make it so I don't have cancer?
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N -- Dude, I told you --
I can't do that.
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Well, then will you just...
win for me?
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Okay.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Stan Marsh has always lived
a carefree life.
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But in the blink of an eye,
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what seemed important before
can all be put in perspective.
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Stan Marsh is...
bummin' on cancer.
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[ Music stops ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome, parents,
to this pee wee hockey match
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between Park County
and Adams County.
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ALL:
Win! Win! Win! Win!
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Win! Win! Win! Win!
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Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
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Coach, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Come to surrender, Coach?
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Look, there's a kid on my team
who's got cancer,
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and he wants us to win this game
really bad,
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so could you just give us
kind of a break?
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Ha! I don't think so, Coach.
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We're gonna beat you
into the ground, cancer or no.
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Win, win, win, win!
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ALL:
Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
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All right, guys. Listen.
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I saw Nelson in the hospital,
and he asked me one thing.
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He said he wanted us
to win this game for him.
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So...if we lose,
we're gonna kill Nelson?
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Oh, Jesus!
No!
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I don't want to be a murderer!
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Relax! If we lose,
we're not gonna be murderers.
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If we lose,
are we gonna get cancer?
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
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I don't want cancer!
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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[ Sticks clicking ]
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They look pretty strong, Coach.
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I think Nelson's gonna die
for sure.
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[ Blur's "Song 2" plays ]
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Good luck, Coach.
You're gonna need it.
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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Yeah!
Let's go, Adams!
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
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- Let's go, Park! Come on!
- ♪ All of the time ♪
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♪ But I'm never sure
why I need you ♪
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♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
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- ♪ I got my head checked ♪
- That's it, Brian! Kill him!
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♪ By a jumbo jet ♪
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- ♪ It wasn't easy ♪
- Get near the puck!
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♪ But nothing is ♪
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♪ No ♪
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00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,693
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ And I'm pins
and I'm needles ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
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♪ All the time,
but I'm never sure ♪
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- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- [ Buzzer sounds ]
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ANNOUNCER:
And that's the end of the game.
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The result is a tie.
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A tie?
Well, what does that mean?
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Stan Marsh was supposed to
win it all --
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the big game,
a dying boy's hope.
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- Only problem is...
- [ Needle scratches ]
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- ...he tied!
- [ Rock music plays ]
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And now he's about to find out
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that tying isn't the same
as winning.
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[ Music stops ]
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So did we kill Nelson or not?
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[ Monitor beeping ]
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Hello?
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Coach!
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How are you feeling?
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I feel pretty good,
except for the cancer.
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[ Coughing ]
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Coach...does God hate me?
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Oh, hello, Coach.
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Hi, Doc.
How is he doing?
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Well, he isn't worse,
but he isn't getting better.
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It's almost as if...
his cancer were tied.
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Oh, boy.
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[ Coughs ]
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00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,809
Oh, my cancer hurts.
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00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,854
He seems to have put all his
hope into you winning that game.
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00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,524
And with a tie, he's in
a kind of...cancer limbo.
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But what can I do?
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Stan Marsh!
Stan Marsh!
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Great news!
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Our hockey team
has just been invited
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to play against Denver County
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00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,493
during a Colorado Avalanche
game!
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00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,621
Wow!
At the Pepsi Center?
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00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123
Look.
He's coming around again.
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00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,084
That's our biggest game ever!
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00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,879
Do you think we can win, Coach?
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00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423
Well, uh, I mean...
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00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,466
[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Imagine if there was one game,
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one chance
to make everything right.
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00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,933
Stan Marsh is being given
that chance.
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But to win, he's gonna have
to pull out all the stops in...
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"Stanley's Cup," rated R.
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00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,401
[ Music stops ]
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00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,445
[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]
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00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,488
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll beat 'em.
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00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,200
All right!
Maybe there is hope for me!
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00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,454
Just be aware of this, Coach.
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00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,414
If you lose the big game,
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00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,666
that little boy
is gonna die faster
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00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,045
than Steve Irwin in a tank
full of stingrays.
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00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,633
Coach, what the hell
were you thinking?!
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00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,968
We can't beat Denver County!
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00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345
Well, sure we can!
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00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,807
Last time we played Denver,
they scored seven times.
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00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,102
Look, guys, I believe in you.
Nelson believes in you.
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00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,520
Doesn't that count for anything?
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00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,190
No, 'cause they're
gonna kill us!
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00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,566
They're not gonna kill us.
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00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:46,196
That's what Steve Irwin said
about those stingrays.
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00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,283
Haven't you guys ever seen
these movies?
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00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,743
We're just supposed
to rally together,
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00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,745
believe in ourselves,
and we win in the end.
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00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,748
No, in the movies,
they always go out
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00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,627
and find a kid who's really good
to join the team.
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00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,295
Hey, that's right.
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00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,755
We need a ringer.
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00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,384
We need a Canadian.
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00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,603
Wow!
He's good!
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00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,064
Stan, I told you.
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00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,691
My mom doesn't want
Ike playing hockey.
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00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,817
She thinks it's dangerous.
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00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,193
It's just for one game.
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00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,611
He won't get hurt, I promise.
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00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,198
ALL:
Yeah!
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00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158
All right, but it's gonna take
more than one good player
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00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,410
to beat the champions, Stan.
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00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,954
You'd better have
a really good game plan.
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00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,548
Can you believe it, Stan?
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00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,966
The Pepsi Center.
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00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,844
You're going back to the place
where it all happened.
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00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,556
The same place where you missed
that shot all those years ago.
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00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,266
Dad, I'm working on my game plan
right now.
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00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,393
You have to understand
why I can't go.
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00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,271
I can't...
sit there in that same crowd
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00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,107
and watch you destroy yourself
again.
403
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,650
Oh, Stan.
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00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,488
Of all the places, why did it
have to be the Pepsi Center?
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00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,116
All right. All right.
I'll go.
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00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,452
No, no.
I want to go.
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00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,953
I'm gonna be there for you,
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00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,456
and I'll be rooting louder
than anybody,
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00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,375
saying, "That's my son!"
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00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:27,422
And just remember, Stan,
win or lose...
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00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,719
Those are your two options --
win...or lose.
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00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,018
[ Dramatic music plays ]
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00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,645
[ Indistinct shouting ]
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00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,398
Yeah! Get him!
Get him!
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00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,737
ANNOUNCER: The shot is blocked!
What a great save!
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00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,822
[ Buzzer sounds ]
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00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,657
And that's the end
of the second period,
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00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,409
with the score tied, 2 all.
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00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,578
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,371
And now please put
your hands together
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00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,290
for three minutes
of exhibition play
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00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,168
from some of our state's finest
pee wee hockey players.
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00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,713
All right, you guys. This is it.
The moment is here.
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00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381
We've been through a lot
together,
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00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,300
and according to every movie
ever made,
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00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,927
we're going to win this game.
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00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,136
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,056
Just don't forget, there's
a little boy in the hospital
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00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,226
who's really counting on us,
so let's not let him down.
430
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,352
Are you with me?
431
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,394
- All right!
- Yeah!
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00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,313
- Let's do it!
- Let's win it for Nelson!
433
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,690
All right!
Let's go win!
434
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,651
Sorry, boys.
You aren't playing tonight.
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00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,152
- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Huh?
436
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,071
The other pee wee hockey team
didn't show up.
437
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,405
There's nobody for you to play.
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00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,824
Thanks for making the trip,
though.
439
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910
- We don't get to play?
- We don't get to play?
440
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,537
So then we win?
441
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,705
No.
Nobody wins.
442
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,998
Hey.
Hey, you can't do this!
443
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,751
We -- We've been through all
the stupid emotional crap!
444
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,379
Well, you've got nobody to play.
There's nothing we can do.
445
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,964
But it isn't supposed to end
like this!
446
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,340
Hey, hold on a second.
447
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,801
If these kids have been through
a lot of emotional changes,
448
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511
- then they have to play.
- Yeah.
449
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304
Well, who are they gonna play?
450
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,764
They can take our place.
451
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,724
Yeah.
Let 'em play the Red Wings.
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00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,768
- Play the Red Wings?
- [ Up-tempo music plays ]
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00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,771
Stan Marsh coaches
a pee wee hockey team,
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00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691
- but now they're going...
- [ Needle scratches ]
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00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,402
- ...to play in the big leagues!
- [ Rock music plays ]
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00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,155
They've got small bodies
but big hearts.
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00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,116
Stan Marsh is...
goin' professional!
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00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,117
[ Music stops ]
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00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,660
- All right!
- Give 'em hell, boys!
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00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,494
Yeah! Yeah!
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00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,580
ANNOUNCER:
It's a tie game here in Colorado
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00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,582
as we get set to start
the final period.
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00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,041
Your attention, please.
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00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,918
For this third and final period,
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00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628
the Detroit Red Wings
will be playing
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00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,381
the Park County
pee wee hockey team.
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00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,759
[ Dramatic music plays ]
468
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,097
Oh!
469
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,724
Ow!
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00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,435
- Ow!
- [Audience gasps ]
471
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,728
Jesus Christ!
472
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,272
[ Grunts ]
473
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,232
Stop!
Stop this!
474
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,775
Let them play!
475
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,694
CROWD:
Let them play!
476
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,362
Let them play!
477
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,115
[ Crowd cheering ]
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00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,659
- [ Screams ]
- [ Cheers and applause ]
479
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,288
- [ Grunts ]
- Hey, can they do that?
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00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,081
Ow! No!
481
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291
Oh!
482
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,419
Aah!
483
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,048
- [Audience groans ]
- [ Grunts ]
484
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,635
Aah!
485
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,224
[ Buzzer sounds,
audience cheers ]
486
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,560
- ♪ We are the champions ♪
- We did it! We did it!
487
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,604
♪ My friends ♪
488
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,276
♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
489
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,154
♪ Till the end ♪
490
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:43,076
♪ We are the champions ♪
491
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:46,996
♪ We are the champions ♪
492
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,374
♪ No time for losers ♪
493
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,541
No!
494
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,919
Not again!
No!
495
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,880
♪...the champions ♪
496
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:56,965
♪ Of the world ♪
497
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,591
I hate you, Coach.
498
00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,801
I hate you.
499
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,679
♪...my friends ♪
500
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,183
♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
501
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,060
♪ Till the end ♪
502
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,979
Thank you, Dad.
503
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,607
- I'm proud of you, boy.
- ♪ We are the champions ♪
504
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,569
♪ We are the champions ♪
505
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,073
♪ No time for losers ♪
506
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:27,161
♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
507
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,496
♪ Of the world ♪
508
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,872
[ Crowd chanting "Red Wings" ]
509
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,083
[ Monitor beeping ]
510
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,584
No hope.
511
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,837
No hope.
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00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,715
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CROWD:
Red Wings! Red Wings!
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Red Wings! Red Wings!
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Yeah!