1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:03,462 [cheers and applause] 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,131 Hello, everybody. I'm Matt Stone. 3 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:06,841 And I'm Trey Parker. This here is Macon. 4 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,135 Say hi, old fella. [pig oinking] 5 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,970 We're back to show you the versatility and nutrition 6 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:12,596 of one of nature's perfect foods... 7 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:13,681 both: Bacon! 8 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,683 [cheers and applause] 9 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:17,018 That's right, today, we're gonna make 10 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:18,519 French bacon sandwiches. 11 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:19,770 How does that sound? 12 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,482 Let's start by cooking the bacon. 13 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,401 Butter. 14 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,070 Bacon. Salt. 15 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,739 Ooh, doesn't that smell good, Macon? 16 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,782 [pig grunting] 17 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,409 Well, while we're waiting for our bacon to cook, 18 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,702 let's watch our favorite episode of "South Park." 19 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,704 It's called "Flashbacks." 20 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,497 It's all about the kids getting stuck on the school bus 21 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,499 and their driver, Ms. Crabtree, falling in love. 22 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,084 Flashback episodes are what you do 23 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,711 when you're near the end of a season 24 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:44,962 and you're fresh out of new ideas. 25 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,714 [laughter] 26 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,091 Hey, you ready for some bacon, Macon? 27 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,510 Macon loves bacon. 28 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,888 [mumbling] Okay, you want it? You want it? Do you want it? 29 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,891 Yeah, that's a buddy. A little more bacon. 30 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,851 Little more bacon. Yeah. 31 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,520 So sit back, relax, and enjoy "Flashbacks." 32 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,731 And when we return, French bacon sandwiches. 33 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:04,899 Mmm. 34 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,108 [upbeat piano music] 35 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,860 [cheers and applause] 36 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,744 [twangy music] 37 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,329 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 38 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,372 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 39 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,124 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 40 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,043 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 41 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,503 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 42 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,171 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 43 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,881 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 44 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,674 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪ 45 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,176 - ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 46 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,469 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 47 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,264 [singing indistinctly] 48 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,766 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 49 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,935 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 50 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,062 ♪♪ 51 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,855 [children laughing and yelling] 52 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,232 Be quiet back there! 53 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,067 These roads are slick! 54 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,069 Hey, Cartman! - What? 55 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,821 Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us? 56 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,448 Hmm, let me think... no. - Come on, fat ass! 57 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,242 You shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway. 58 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,369 Mmm. It's chocolatey and delightful. 59 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,913 Give us some, Cartman! - Be quiet back there! 60 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,374 Whoa dude, the road is really snowy out there. 61 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,084 Dude, the road is always snowy. 62 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,418 I know, but it's really snowy today. 63 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,962 Mmm... 64 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,798 I can't possibly finish this whole cake. 65 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:11,841 Oh, yes, I can. 66 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,425 Shut up, Cartman! 67 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:14,885 [tires screech] 68 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,181 Okay, that does it! 69 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,935 Y'all be quiet, or the cute little bunny dies! 70 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,395 [children gasp] 71 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,397 [dramatic music] 72 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,944 Dude, she always tries to quiet us down 73 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,237 by threatening to kill that bunny, 74 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,697 but I wonder if she ever would. 75 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,532 Oh, she would, dude. She would. 76 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,201 [shrieks] 77 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,704 Oh, for Christ's sake, I don't believe this! 78 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,832 [wind howling] 79 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,626 ♪♪ 80 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,628 Come on, fat boy, give us some cake now. 81 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,423 I cannot possibly eat one more bit 82 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,633 of this chocolatey goodness. 83 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,719 Oh, wait, wait, I'll try. 84 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,096 Damn it, Cartman, you are such a fat [bleep]! 85 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,682 What did you say?! 86 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,059 Uh-oh. 87 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,061 [children screaming] Hold on! 88 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,855 [shrieks] 89 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,444 I'm scared! - Be quiet, kids! 90 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:18,407 [yelling and screaming] 91 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,660 And right up here you can see a red-bellied chickadee. 92 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,621 They're indigenous to this area. 93 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:24,663 [camera shutter flashes] 94 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,582 [children screaming] 95 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,001 What was that? - What was what? 96 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,127 [children screaming] 97 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,256 [dramatic music] 98 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,133 ♪♪ 99 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,384 All done. 100 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,054 Sit down and shut up! 101 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,096 [children moaning] 102 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,681 I said quiet! 103 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,683 Or else I kill the bunny! 104 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,479 Where are we? - I have no idea. 105 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,105 I don't think we're in a very safe spot. 106 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,815 - Yeah, what are we supposed to do? 107 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,067 Just keep your traps shut. 108 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,027 I'll consult the manual. 109 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,742 Miss Crabtree? - Shut up, kid! 110 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,662 I have to watch a training video! 111 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,288 Hello, and welcome to tape seven 112 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,082 of the bus driver's video guidebook, 113 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,251 "What to Do If You Become Stranded." 114 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:11,919 By now you've calmed down the children 115 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,504 and kept order by using the "keep quiet 116 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,838 or I'll kill the bunny" technique. 117 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,465 Now it's time to get help. 118 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,092 The most important thing to remember 119 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:20,052 is that the children will be safe 120 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,637 as long as they stay on the bus. 121 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,514 So do not, under any circumstances, 122 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,516 let any children off the bus. 123 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,518 The best way to achieve this is to tell them 124 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,520 something like, "A big scary monster 125 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,438 will eat you if you step off the bus." 126 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,316 - Kids, do not get off this bus! 127 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,361 If you do, a big, scary monster will eat you! 128 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,154 - That's right. With the children 129 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,739 properly subdued, you can leave the bus 130 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,366 and go out looking for assistance. 131 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,742 And remember your bus driver's code: 132 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,244 "Sit down and shut up." 133 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:46,537 I'm going for help! 134 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,122 I'll be back as soon as I can! 135 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,040 Remember, don't get off this bus 136 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,459 or a big, scary monster will eat you! 137 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,585 [bus creaks] 138 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,132 Hey, why doesn't the scary monster eat her? 139 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,758 'Cause, dumb-ass, scary monsters don't eat 140 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,135 big fat smelly bitches. 141 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,137 What did you say?! 142 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,931 I said Larry King will grant me three wishes! 143 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,016 Oh. 144 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,600 Dude, this is not good. 145 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:11,020 She could have at least left the heat on. 146 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,604 [grunts] 147 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,899 Had to happen to me, didn't it? 148 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,487 ♪ Looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 149 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,906 ♪ Looking for love in too... ♪ 150 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,366 Oh, it's supper time. 151 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,910 Come to papa. 152 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,496 Oh, hello, little lady. Going my way? 153 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,915 Shut up and help me into this thing! 154 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,959 Oh, okay. [mumbling] 155 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,170 Come on, I haven't got all day! 156 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,963 All right, sure, of course. 157 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,966 [sultry sax music] 158 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,259 ♪♪ 159 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,969 Take me to the nearest town, 160 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,929 and make it snappy, you freak-ass crackpot! 161 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,182 Y-yes, ma'am, right away, ma'am. 162 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,601 So, uh, what's a fragile little doll like yourself 163 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,561 doing out on a-- on a night like this? 164 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,772 Look, mister, I got a busload of kids 165 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,440 trapped up on that pass. 166 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,984 I need a crane, helicopters, all that crap! 167 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:02,237 Here, let me have some of your aspirin! 168 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,615 Ma'am, those are actually roofies. 169 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,699 Roofies, aspirin-- right now, 170 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,034 I don't give a rat's ass! 171 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,952 How far to the nearest town? 172 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,829 Mm... it's a ways. 173 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,706 ♪♪ 174 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,625 You guys, what if Miss Crabtree doesn't come back 175 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,377 and we're all trapped here forever? 176 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,212 [children gasp] 177 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,588 We couldn't get trapped here forever, Cartman. 178 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,881 We'd die after a couple of days. 179 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,007 [children gasp] 180 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,884 Dude! - What? 181 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,636 I don't want to die on this bus with you assholes. 182 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,638 You guys suck! - Will you just relax? 183 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,056 We've been in a lot worse situations than this 184 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,599 and come out of it just fine. 185 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,809 Worse than this? - Well, sure. 186 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,519 Don't you remember that time 187 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:34,686 that the aliens kidnapped your little brother, Ike? 188 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:37,022 Now that was scary. 189 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,649 How come the visitors aren't coming for him? 190 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,317 I think we have to signal them somehow. 191 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,860 [farts] Ow! 192 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,238 Hey! He's like Rudolph! - Yeah! 193 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,073 All you have to do is fart some more, Cartman, 194 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:48,158 and the visitors are sure to come! 195 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:52,329 Really? Uh... I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. 196 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,540 Sure you do! - Come on Cartman, fart! 197 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,875 I don't wanna! - He can't hold it in forever. 198 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,127 Fart, damn you! 199 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,087 Okay, that does it! 200 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,548 Now, listen, why is it that everything today 201 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,883 has involved things either going in 202 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,885 or coming out of my ass? 203 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,429 Whoa. Look at that! 204 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,264 It's completely immature! 205 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:13,767 Hey, it's happening again! 206 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,185 It's an ice cream truck! 207 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,728 Now do you believe us, Cartman? 208 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,480 You guys can't scare me. 209 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,857 Cartman, there's an ice cream truck 210 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:20,858 sticking out of your ass! 211 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,901 [ships whooshing] 212 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,821 [spooky scraping] 213 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,531 Hey look, the aliens are getting ice cream! 214 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,242 Wow! I guess everything's gonna be okay. 215 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:35,330 Now that was what I call a sticky situation. 216 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:36,748 You can say that again. 217 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,000 - Was that how it happened? 218 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,921 Stop! Let me off, you turd! 219 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,548 Hey, I want to help you. 220 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,924 I care a lot about that busload of, uh, 221 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,259 what was it again? 222 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,927 Children. - Yeah, right. 223 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,137 Let me come with you. 224 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,894 What the hell is this crap?! 225 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,520 I hate flying. 226 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,981 Talk about something I hate, it's flying. 227 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,150 Say, are those roofies kicking in yet? 228 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,943 Well, I don't think so! 229 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,029 Damn. - You guys like impressions? 230 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,655 No! 231 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,656 Here's my impression of Robert De Niro. 232 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:10,657 "Hey, yous. 233 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:11,742 "Yous guys. 234 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:12,993 Shut up, yous." 235 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,411 You suck! 236 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,787 [laughter] 237 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,331 "Yous guys shut up." 238 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:20,792 - Sit down and shut up! 239 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,711 [as Barney] Come on, lady! I love you. 240 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,087 You love me! 241 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:27,633 I said sit down and shut up! 242 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,427 [laughter] 243 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,139 Baby, you're wonderful. You're a natural. 244 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,099 You're the funniest comic I've seen in years. 245 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,352 Why don't you just shut the hell up?! 246 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,561 I've got to get some assistance 247 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,313 to my broken-down bus! 248 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,732 Broken-down bus! That's great! Great angle. 249 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,484 [ominous music] 250 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,152 Do you see her, dude? - Nope. 251 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,154 God damn it, how long is this gonna take? 252 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,365 She's never coming back. Don't you get it? 253 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,242 She's left us here to die like pigs. 254 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,202 Calm down, dude, you're upsetting Kenny. 255 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,579 [muffled] Huh? - I can't take it anymore. 256 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,831 I have to get out of here! [whimpering] 257 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,500 No kid, you heard what Miss Crabtree said, 258 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,419 there's a big, black, scary monster out there. 259 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,004 Well, I'm not gonna sit here 260 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,506 and wait to die with the rest of you! 261 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,174 If I make it back, I'll send help. 262 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,425 Don't do it, kid. 263 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,638 ♪♪ 264 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:15,889 [bus creaks] 265 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,600 [suspenseful music] 266 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,811 Hmm, maybe Miss Crabtree did make up that stuff 267 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,729 about the big black monster. 268 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,484 [screams] [chomps] 269 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,860 Holy crap, dude! 270 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,405 ♪♪ 271 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,747 [children screaming] 272 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:41,790 Gross! 273 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,917 ♪♪ 274 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,754 Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus. 275 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,051 [phone ringing] 276 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,386 Hello? 277 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,596 Oh hello, Miss Cartman, 278 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,264 It's Sharon, Stan's mother. 279 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,391 Oh yes, Sharon, how are you? 280 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,393 Miss Cartman, is your son at home? 281 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,020 Hold on, dear, let me check. 282 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:07,065 Hon, I made beefy logs! 283 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,443 I made cookie dings! 284 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,111 No, he's not here. 285 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,279 Well, now I am worried. 286 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,655 I've tried all the houses, 287 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,449 and nobody knows where they are. 288 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,533 Oh, dear. 289 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,244 ♪♪ 290 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,663 I'm telling you, Marty, this woman is a natural. 291 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,874 I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich. 292 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,667 What's her angle? - I can't even explain it. 293 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,294 You have to see it. - All right. 294 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,254 This better be good. 295 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,048 Come on in, come on in. 296 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,467 - What the hell did you bring me to Denver for, 297 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,761 you brain-depraved fecalphiliac?! 298 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,763 Mr. Jonas, this is Mrs. Crabtree. 299 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,264 Pleasure to meet you. 300 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,641 You look like a lump of dog shit 301 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,768 that just got hit by a car! 302 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,019 What did I tell you? 303 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,771 She's fantastic. 304 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,272 How would you like to make a million dollars, baby? 305 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,441 How'd you like to suck my ass?! 306 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,692 - Let's get started right away. 307 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,693 You gonna be all right? 308 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,195 Don't touch me! 309 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,571 I'm sorry, do you need anything? 310 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,573 No, I just... - What? 311 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,660 I can't help but feel like I've forgotten something. 312 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,666 What time is it? 313 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,167 [mumbling] On Wednesday or Thursday? 314 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,086 Dude, I think it's Saturday now. 315 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,088 What? I'm missing the new "Fantasy Island"! 316 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,964 Oh man, I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus. 317 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,633 Well, we can't go anywhere, or else 318 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,301 that big scary monster outside will get us. 319 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,594 What do you think it is? - I don't know. 320 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,179 It's a big, scary monster. 321 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,597 Hey, maybe it's that thing Skuzzlebutt! 322 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,599 What? - Don't you remember? 323 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,267 That time we were up camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned? 324 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,728 [children yelling] 325 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,689 That lava's coming right for us! 326 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,273 Help! 327 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,318 [dramatic music] 328 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,529 [growling] 329 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,367 Jiminy Poke! It's the real Skuzzlebutt! 330 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,952 What? Skuzzlebutt's real? 331 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,871 Oh my God! Look at his leg! 332 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,916 Hi, kids. I'm TV's Brent Musburger. 333 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,960 Dude, he's got Brent Musburger for a leg! 334 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,169 [children scream] 335 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,547 Quick, Ned, shoot it! 336 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,757 [distorted] - Mm, oh, no, out of ammo. 337 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,551 Hey, look! 338 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,553 Dude, he's making ice cream! 339 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,555 ♪♪ 340 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,390 Skuzzlebutt kicks ass. 341 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,018 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 342 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,770 Okay, so we can agree that the monster outside 343 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,814 can't be Skuzzlebutt 'cause Skuzzlebutt's nice. 344 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,191 Hey, maybe it's our teacher, Mr. Garrison. 345 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,943 - Don't be stupid, Cartman, our teacher wouldn't be out 346 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,653 lying in the forest waiting to kill us. 347 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,280 Oh, no? 348 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,781 Don't you remember the time he went crazy 349 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,032 and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford? 350 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,784 Here she comes! 351 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,912 [marching band plays] 352 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,502 Come on, you little bitch. 353 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,005 It is with great pride and honor 354 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:39,009 that I'd like to welcome Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford 355 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,594 to South Park. 356 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,764 [cheers and applause] 357 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,348 Thank you. 358 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,436 Mr. Garrison, stop! - Leave us. 359 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,480 We must finish what we have begun. 360 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,190 But Mr. Garrison! 361 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,441 She's not really Kathie Lee Gifford. 362 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,568 She's some kind of alien. 363 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,820 Thank you. I love you all. 364 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,322 [gunshot] 365 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,367 [alien shrieks] 366 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,038 See, I told you. 367 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,459 Well, this is going to put a damper on the day. 368 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,837 Let's have ice cream, everyone! 369 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,506 Beefcake! 370 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,800 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 371 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,802 [laughter] 372 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,261 But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison 373 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,721 'cause Mr. Garrison used a gun. 374 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,972 Oh, yeah. 375 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,641 Live from Burbank, 376 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,267 it's "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"! 377 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,269 Tonight, Jay's special guests include 378 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,271 Washed Up Actress From a Sitcom 379 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,066 and the comedy of Mrs. Crabtree. 380 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,443 And now here's your host, Jay Leno! 381 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,653 Just relax, sweetheart. 382 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,654 You're gonna kill out there. 383 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,988 Kill who?! 384 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,240 That's great, use that. 385 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,908 Honey, do you need anything? 386 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,493 Just give me another one of them roofies. 387 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,328 Sure. 388 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,289 O-okay, I-let's try to calm down, mm-kay? 389 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,708 This type of thing happens all the time. 390 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,544 What do you mean? 391 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,921 How often does an entire third grade class go missing? 392 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,508 - Well, 99% of the time when a child is missing 393 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,386 it's because they've run away, mm-kay? 394 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,595 [all gasp] 395 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,514 Run away? - Oy. 396 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,392 I knew I shouldn't have made Kyle eat that gafagahaga. 397 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,686 How do we get our runaway children back? 398 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,521 Well, we just need to make make some posters, mm-kay? 399 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,565 Hand out brochures, okay? 400 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,692 That way the public can know what the children look like 401 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,944 and can call in if they're spotted, mm-kay? 402 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,529 Let's get started right away. 403 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,447 They could be halfway to LA by now. 404 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,949 It's only a matter of time 405 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,325 before they're selling their bodies 406 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,327 and buying smack! 407 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,871 Come on, everybody! - We gotta find those kids! 408 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,122 If we all put our heads together, 409 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,540 we can find them! 410 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,125 We can do it! - Hi! 411 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,252 [uplifting music] 412 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,047 [bus creaking] 413 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,924 What was that? - What was what? 414 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,134 Dude, I think the scary monster 415 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,343 is right outside the bus. 416 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,928 What could it be? 417 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,263 If only we knew what we were up against. 418 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,973 [mumbling] 419 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,141 Oh yeah, I remember that. 420 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,311 [mumbling] 421 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,563 [children screaming] 422 00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:01,151 Come back here, you pompous son of a pansy! 423 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,569 Don't let him touch you! 424 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,279 You'll die if he touches you! 425 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,740 I'm over here, you son of a whore! 426 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,786 [mumbles loudly] 427 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,208 Oh, my God! Kenny killed... death! 428 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,960 You... bastard? 429 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:24,966 [mumbles] 430 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,843 Yeah, but the monster outside couldn't be death 431 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,387 because death only touches you, it doesn't eat you. 432 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,222 Well, who really cares if that monster's outside? 433 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,141 As long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us, right? 434 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,436 Mommy! 435 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,189 Oh, my God! He's killing Kenny! 436 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,357 You bastard! 437 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,986 Oh, boy, we're in big trouble. 438 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,655 Hey, you guys, can we order a pizza? 439 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,240 [schmaltzy music] 440 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,579 What the hell are you all staring at?! 441 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,040 Stop laughing, you whores! 442 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,458 [laughter] 443 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,044 I said shut up! 444 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,881 [laughter] 445 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,425 Let's hear it for Miss Crabtree! 446 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,718 What an up-and-comer! 447 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,053 That was great, ma'am. 448 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,805 Was it? Does it even matter? 449 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,056 What do you mean? 450 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,099 Success is hollow, Mitch. 451 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,642 Hollow like a dead tree. 452 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,810 I think it's time for me to give it up. 453 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,395 Are you sure? 454 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,563 I'm sure. Let's get a cup of coffee. 455 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,108 [serene music] 456 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,651 I wonder when the monster's gonna come back 457 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,819 to feed again? 458 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,404 [children whimpering] 459 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,030 We just gotta stick together. 460 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,573 Yeah, there's got to be a way out of this. 461 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,409 Hey, wait a minute. - What? 462 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,660 Remember that time Fonzie jumped over the buses 463 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,078 with his motorcycle? 464 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,288 [ascending harp glissando] 465 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,581 [rockabilly music] 466 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:39,708 [tires screech] 467 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,961 Go, Fonzie! 468 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,295 Hey! 469 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,839 - You can do it, Fonzie. 470 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,298 - We believe in you, Fonz. 471 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,592 - Hey! 472 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,938 - [mumbling] 473 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,650 - Hey! 474 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,862 - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! 475 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,488 - You bastard! 476 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:14,284 - Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 477 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,077 - You dumb-ass, Cartman, that's not the way it happened. 478 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,579 - Yeah, dude, Kenny just died 479 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,122 eight hours ago from that monster. 480 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,041 How could he have died back then too? 481 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,543 - Oh yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense. 482 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,544 - Oh, no! 483 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,296 [bus creaking] 484 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,839 all: Ah! - What are we gonna do? 485 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,470 [children yelling] 486 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,804 - Now we need more weight in the back! 487 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,347 ♪♪ 488 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,515 No, that's too much! 489 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,353 - There, I think we got it. 490 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,022 - I don't know how much longer we can keep this up, dude. 491 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,607 - Don't worry, everything's gonna work out. 492 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,567 It always does. - It does? 493 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,818 - Sure, remember that time that that kid in the red shirt 494 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,111 decided to go off on his own? 495 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,696 [descending harp glissando] 496 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,281 - Well, I'm not gonna sit here 497 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,783 and wait to die with the rest of you! 498 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,367 If I make it back, I'll send help. 499 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,203 Don't do it, kid! 500 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,831 ♪♪ 501 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,918 - Hmm, maybe Miss Crabtree did make up 502 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,628 that stuff about the big black monster. 503 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,507 [screaming] [chomping] 504 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,008 Holy crap, dude! 505 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,220 Hey, look, it's got ice cream! 506 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,554 all: Hooray! 507 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,681 [upbeat music] 508 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,935 ♪♪ 509 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,604 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. 510 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,858 [romantic music] 511 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,693 Wow, this is gorgeous. 512 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,947 I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful. 513 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,782 From a distance, this place looks like 514 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,952 a cold damp marsh, but once you get inside it, 515 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,954 you realize that it has an inner beauty 516 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,373 far surpassing others. 517 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,875 Thank you for sharing your time with me, Miss Crabtree. 518 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,627 Please, call me Muffin. 519 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,254 I'm having a nice time, Muffin. 520 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,922 Me too, Marcus. 521 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,341 I've forgotten all about my cares in the world. 522 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,971 Ah, damn, man, now I'm missing 523 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,639 the new "Barnaby Jones"! 524 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:00,807 Hey, Miss Crabtree had that little TV 525 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,183 for the training video. 526 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,184 Maybe we can watch TV on it. 527 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,435 Hey, yeah! 528 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,399 And all over America, kids are turning 529 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,026 to the streets and running away. 530 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,820 Tonight, a very special message 531 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,738 from the parents of some runaway children, 532 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,992 in hopes that their young will hear their cry. 533 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,786 Hello, Stanley. It's me, Papa. 534 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,414 Gosh, your mother and I miss you. 535 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,833 And I hope that, wherever you may be, 536 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,210 you'll hear this message. 537 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,882 ♪ Little lamb lost in the great big world ♪ 538 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:38,303 ♪ Runaway, findin' streets so cold ♪ 539 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,639 Dude, your dad's a retard. 540 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,351 Please come home, Kyle. 541 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,897 ♪ You left home looking for something new ♪ 542 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,775 ♪ But all you need is right here waiting for you ♪ 543 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,194 [laughter] 544 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,237 all: ♪ Runaway from home ♪ 545 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,448 ♪ We love you just as you are ♪ 546 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,450 ♪ Runaway, come home ♪ 547 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:04,245 ♪ We're sorry things went this far ♪ 548 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,789 Dude, did it ever occur to them to just look for us? 549 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,958 I hope my dad doesn't sing. 550 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,668 Hey, you guys, remember the time 551 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,754 I found out who my father was? 552 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,005 Boy, do I! 553 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,048 [ascending harp glissando] 554 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,674 As I said before, 555 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,718 the father is somebody in this room. 556 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,512 The father is... John Elway! 557 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,806 ♪♪ 558 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,350 Sweet! 559 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,559 Uh-oh. 560 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:27,977 This kicks ass, you guys! 561 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,437 John Elway's my father! 562 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,064 [singsongy] My father is John Elway! 563 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,690 My father is John Elway! 564 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,234 Get down! Get down! 565 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,443 Come on, son. 566 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,029 I'll buy you some ice cream. 567 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,697 Now that's what I call a... - Wait a minute. 568 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,823 I thought your father was your mother 569 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,325 'cause she had a penis. 570 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,285 What?! Hey! You son of a bitch! 571 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,037 I'll kick you in the nuts! 572 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,538 Cartman, no! 573 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,374 ♪♪ 574 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,042 [children screaming] 575 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,794 The bus is going over! - Oh, no! 576 00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,051 ♪♪ 577 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,185 [children screaming] 578 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,771 ♪♪ 579 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,944 Hey! We landed in ice cream. all: Hooray! 580 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,112 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 581 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,738 This doesn't make sense. 582 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,532 This whole thing doesn't make any sense. 583 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,409 I must be... [yells] 584 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,286 Oh, man, what a weird dream. 585 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,870 Are you okay, hon? 586 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,123 Mom, I just dreamt that me and Stan 587 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,958 and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on a bus, 588 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,793 and we were talking about everything 589 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,545 that's happened to us, except that it was all wrong 590 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,547 and everything ended with us eating ice cream. 591 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,550 Oh... well, would you like some beetles for breakfast? 592 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,093 Yes, please. 593 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,930 Mmm. [munching] 594 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,641 Mmm, beetles are good with ice cream. 595 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,767 [yells] 596 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,729 Oh, dude, what a nightmare. 597 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,357 Hello? 598 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,400 Dude, I just had the weirdest dream. 599 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,402 Really? 600 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,321 Yeah, I dreamt that Cartman dreamt that were all trapped 601 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,031 on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about 602 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,615 things that had happened, only they were all wrong, 603 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,200 and then he and his mother ate beetles. 604 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,036 Dude, that's a pretty [bleep] up dream. 605 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,787 Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems. 606 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,164 Hey, me and Cartman and Kenny are going down 607 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,957 to Happy Burger-- you want to come? 608 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,167 Sure, I definitely don't want to sleep anymore. 609 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,626 See you later. 610 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,589 I want to thank you for making me feel 611 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,090 alive again, Marcus. 612 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,467 Miss Crabtree. 613 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:23,801 What is it? What's wrong? 614 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,178 You realize I can't stay. 615 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,055 None of this is real. 616 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,681 It's all been a little eight-year-old's dream. 617 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:31,017 Oh, I know. I know, Marcus. 618 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,269 But let me just pretend as long as I can. 619 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,520 Sure. 620 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,523 [romantic music] 621 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:42,195 ♪♪ 622 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,615 ♪ You left home looking for something new ♪ 623 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:50,828 ♪ But all you need is right here waiting for you ♪ 624 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,830 all: ♪ Runaway from home ♪ 625 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,291 ♪ We love you just as you are ♪ 626 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,210 ♪ Runaway, come home ♪ 627 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,213 ♪ We're sorry things went this far ♪ 628 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,882 ♪♪