1 00:00:01,961 --> 00:00:05,631 [light music] 2 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,133 Hello, everyone. I'm Matt Stone. 3 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:09,135 And I'm Trey Parker. And we're... 4 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,428 both: Cooking bacon! 5 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:13,347 [applause] 6 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,516 And here to help us is our old pal, Macon. 7 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,810 Say hi, Macon. - [oinks] 8 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:21,063 - Well, today's dish is called Northern Wyoming Bacon Loaf. 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,106 all: Ooh. 10 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,108 Sounds good, huh? 11 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,318 To make it, you will need three pounds of cooked bacon, 12 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,863 two eggs, one cup of cheese soup, 13 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,531 and another pound of cooked bacon. 14 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:32,950 We've already started cooking the bacon. 15 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,660 Ooh, smell that bacon. - Mm. 16 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:35,953 Macon's going crazy. 17 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,204 [oinks] 18 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,582 All right, hold on, hold on. 19 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,168 Macon loves Bacon. 20 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,753 What's that? Do you want it, do you want it? 21 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,047 Do you want it? Yeah, that's a buddy. 22 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,049 [cheers and applause] 23 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:49,800 Have more bacon, yeah. 24 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,427 Now, once the bacon is cooked, we're ready 25 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,471 for the food processor. - That's right. 26 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:54,555 We're gonna put all the ingredients 27 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,432 in the food processor. 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,268 Get this grease off here. 29 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:03,230 Eggs, some bacon, more bacon, and mix. 30 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,191 [grinding] 31 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,860 Whoa, Macon, want some more bacon? 32 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,570 [laughter] 33 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,030 While we're waiting for that, let's watch 34 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:12,782 our favorite episode of "South Park." 35 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,784 It's called "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls." 36 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,494 - That's right--you see, Matt and I have been 37 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,579 several times to the Sundance Film Festival 38 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,082 in Utah, and we think it totally sucks ass, 39 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:22,666 so we decided to have Robert Redford 40 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,460 bring his little festival to "South Park." 41 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,045 - Apparently Mr. Redford doesn't like us too much 42 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,880 because of this episode. 43 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,465 Maybe that's because we have him drowning in shit. 44 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,383 [cheers and applause] 45 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,344 - Well, who cares? He's old. 46 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:36,514 Now I'm gonna put this dish in the oven at 450 degrees. 47 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,350 - You all sit back, relax, and enjoy "Chef's Chocolate 48 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,102 Salty Balls," and, when we return, 49 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:42,978 Northern Wyoming Bacon Loaf. 50 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:46,065 [cheers and applause] 51 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,950 [twangy music] 52 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:57,451 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 53 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,453 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 54 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,163 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 55 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,706 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 56 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:04,166 - ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 57 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,001 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 58 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,711 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 59 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,213 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪ 60 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,714 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 61 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,466 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 62 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,636 [singing indistinctly] 63 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,138 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 64 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,931 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 65 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,227 [light twangy music] 66 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,232 - Why do we hold the Sundance Film Festival here, Phyllis? 67 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,151 It's so painfully crowded. 68 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,194 Because, people from LA love to come 69 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,029 to a quaint little mountain town for a few days, 70 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,906 and this gives them an excuse. 71 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,992 No, this used to be a quaint little mountain town. 72 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,827 Now look at it! Sushi restaurants, 73 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:43,080 upscale clothes stores, $25 parking, Liam Neeson. 74 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,874 I tell you Phyllis, I think we've tapped 75 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,835 this town's resources out. We must move the festival 76 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,337 to another small mountain town and begin again. 77 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,839 That's not a bad idea. 78 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,132 But where? 79 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,304 [humming] 80 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,684 [tires screech] 81 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,311 [overlapping conversations] 82 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,478 Whoa. 83 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:07,980 Okay, children, 84 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,690 I have some very exciting news for you. 85 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,150 Why don't you tell them, Mr. Twig? 86 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,110 That's right, Mr. Garrison! 87 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,488 The first annual South Park Film Festival begins today. 88 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,157 Wow, cool. - They're not gonna show 89 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,867 that stupid-ass Godzilla movie again, are they? 90 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,411 No, no, Kyle. These are independent films. 91 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,496 Oh, like "Independence Day"? That sucked ass too. 92 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,040 Nah, dude, independent films 93 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,833 are those black and white hippie movies. 94 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,501 They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding. 95 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,545 No, they're not! 96 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,631 Independent films are produced outside the Hollywood system. 97 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,049 They're movies without all the glitz and glamour 98 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,550 of Hollywood. [chuckles] 99 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,302 Well, you show me one independent film 100 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,179 that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding. 101 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,805 Once again, you have no idea 102 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,349 what you're talking about, fat-ass! 103 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:44,808 I'm not fat! I just haven't grown into 104 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,518 my body yet, you skinny bitch! 105 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:49,021 Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch one more time, 106 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,190 I'm sending you to the Principal's office. 107 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,276 Bitch. - That's it, Eric, you--! 108 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,945 I'm going. 109 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,780 Anyway, children, I want you all to see 110 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,823 at least one independent film at the festival and then 111 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:00,908 write a paper about it. 112 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,743 [groaning] 113 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,870 The first film showing is called "Witness to Denial" 114 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:08,374 and is a sexual exploration piece about two women in love. 115 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:09,833 Aw, my Uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies 116 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,585 in his dresser drawer. 117 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,920 No, no, I wanna shoot the script next month 118 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,672 with Demi Moore attached. 119 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,632 Well, you tell Spielberg he can kiss my ass. 120 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,133 Wow, look at this, Johnson. 121 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:19,969 Traffic jams at every intersection, 122 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,971 hordes of people pushing their way through the crowds-- 123 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,806 it's almost like we're a real city. 124 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,933 I can't believe I got sent to the Principal's office 125 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,434 because of your stupid girlfriend. 126 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,852 She's not my girlfriend. 127 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,604 [muffled speech] 128 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,981 [laughter] 129 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,816 Sick, Kenny. - Damn, dude. 130 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,109 Look at all these people. - I'm late for a screening. 131 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,652 I'll call you from the theater. 132 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,778 All this for a bunch of stupid movies? 133 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,029 Hello there, children. 134 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,656 all: Hey, Chef. 135 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,157 Whatcha doing? - Children, this whole film 136 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,742 festival thing has quite lucrative 137 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,452 monetary possibilities. 138 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,454 And I'm gonna sell some of my famous cookies 139 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,457 to these Hollywood types and make a mint. 140 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,334 What kind of cookies? - Calm down, tubby. 141 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,129 They're little cookies with fudge in the middle, 142 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:58,799 and I call them Fudge 'Ems. - I want a Fudge 'Em. 143 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,010 I can just see the commercial now. 144 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,637 Wife got you down? Boss making you angry? 145 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,016 Kids yelling at you? Well, Fudge 'Em! 146 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,642 Cool. - And I've also got 147 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,228 my double chocolate cookies, Fudge This. 148 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,897 Oh, look, one of the natives is selling local food wares. 149 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,733 How quaint. - This is why I come 150 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,985 to these things--to get away from LA and become one 151 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,154 with a more simple culture. - Well, perhaps you'd like 152 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:23,365 to try my low-calorie cookies Go Fudge Yourself. 153 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,785 Or my all-natural I Don't Really Give A Flying Fudge. 154 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,204 Ooh, do you have any tofu or steamed celery? 155 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,706 Huh? - I would kill for some 156 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,666 couscous right now. - Whose goose? 157 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,710 Uh, never mind. We brought some food 158 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,129 from the natural market in LA. - Cute sign though. 159 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,090 Stan, I have two tickets for the opening film 160 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,884 of the festival. Would you like to come with me? 161 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,928 - [mimicking Wendy] 162 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,805 Shut up, Cartman. Sure I do. 163 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,683 I mean, since we have to write a paper on a film anyway. 164 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,352 She'll be the death of him, Kyle. 165 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,395 Mark my words. She'll be the death of him. 166 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,647 If she holds his hand in that theater, it'll be all over. 167 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:59,068 Get 'em while they're hot. My all-new cookies, 168 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,320 I Just Went and Fudged Your Momma. 169 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,364 Jesus, he sure ran that one into the ground. 170 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:05,657 ♪♪ 171 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,451 When's this thing start? I hope there's 172 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,495 some good previews. - Stan, film festival movies 173 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,954 don't usually have previews before them. 174 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,331 - They what? 175 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:18,295 Who are you to judge my womanly soul? 176 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:22,174 The goddess flames that burn in my memory aren't dark. 177 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,677 Dare you call them dark? 178 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,097 Here lies the goddess truth of my body. 179 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,224 Oh, brother. 180 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:33,977 - The goddess that cries, "Freedom, here is the goddess 181 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,814 truth of my womanly being." 182 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,816 You are my blossom, my flame. 183 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,442 When we make love, it's like the sun 184 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,027 is right outside the door. 185 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,862 Then make love to me, right now. 186 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,072 [moans] 187 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,490 Dude, dude! - Shh! 188 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:51,245 ♪ I can see clearly now the rain is gone ♪ 189 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,664 ♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪ 190 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,624 Bubula, you need to get to bed--it's late! 191 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,834 I'm poopies, Ma! 192 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,419 Well, hurry up! 193 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,087 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds... ♪ 194 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,547 [eerie moaning] 195 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,006 ♪♪ 196 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:05,634 [eerie moaning] 197 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,760 Could it be? 198 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,929 Howdy-ho! 199 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,099 Mr. Hankey? Mr. Hankey, is that you? 200 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,143 Hello? 201 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,020 I'm here live in South Park, Colorado where citizens 202 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,565 of Los Angeles are arriving in droves for the town's 203 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,608 first annual film festival. 204 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,902 This is just a small, quiet mountain community 205 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,696 where nothing out of the ordinary ever really 206 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,322 happens, except for the occasional 207 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,199 complete destruction of the entire town, 208 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,035 and so the excitement level is naturally very high. 209 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:33,996 Right now, the townspeople are anxiously awaiting 210 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,373 the arrival of some of Hollywood's top celebrities. 211 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,374 - It was him, dude! I tell you, 212 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,334 it was Mr. Hankey. 213 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,295 Wait, I thought Mr. Hankey only came at Christmastime. 214 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,088 Well, I'm sure it was him. - Look, look, 215 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,965 here comes somebody? - I wonder who it could be. 216 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,009 Move aside, I can't see! - Oh, move your head. 217 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,595 Ladies and gentleman, TV's Fred Savage! 218 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,680 all: [groan] 219 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,765 Well, I'm sure a real person will show up soon. 220 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,392 So how was that movie last night, dude? 221 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,269 Oh, dude, you don't even want to know. 222 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,729 It had a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding, huh? 223 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,147 Yeah, pretty much. - Yeah. 224 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,440 That theater sucks though. 225 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,108 They need to get a bigger screen. 226 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,485 They should project the movies on Cartman's ass. 227 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,861 [laughter] 228 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,070 Hey! - Yeah, but that'd be 229 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,906 like IMAX. [laughter] 230 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,324 Okay, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week. 231 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:14,077 [muffled speech] 232 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,163 [laughter] 233 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,456 Okay, that does it. 234 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,042 Screw you guys--I'm going home. 235 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,755 Well? 236 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,299 I'm gonna. Just give me a minute. 237 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,800 This is perfect. 238 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,260 Why didn't we think of it sooner? 239 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,845 This town still has some charm left, 240 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,347 not the mess we turned Park City into. 241 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,349 Forgive me for being observant, 242 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,435 but won't we just end up doing the same thing to this town? 243 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,688 Yes, and the town after, and the town after that. 244 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,274 Like termites, we will move this film festival from town 245 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,069 to town until we have used it up and then move on 246 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,863 until every quiet mountain town is like Los Angeles. 247 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,282 Why? Why would we do such a thing? 248 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,701 Because we have to live in LA, and, if we can't live 249 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,703 in quiet, simply, peaceful mountain towns, 250 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,455 then nobody will. 251 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,500 [maniacal laughter] 252 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,794 Wait, wait, zoom in to a close-up on my face 253 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,003 when I do that, ready? 254 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,547 The nobody will! 255 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,298 [maniacal laughter] 256 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,758 That's it. 257 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,552 - Children, I'm glad you're here. 258 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,470 I want you to check out my new confectioneries. 259 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,514 I think they're gonna sell right through the roof. 260 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,934 I call them Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls. 261 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,228 Are they good? - Try 'em. 262 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,606 Hey, these are good. - Yeah, I love 263 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,233 your salty chocolate balls, Chef. 264 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,484 [laughs] 265 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,570 [eerie moaning] 266 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,238 - There it is again. - There's what again? 267 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,950 - [eerie moaning] - It's Mr. Hankey. 268 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,910 I think he's in some kind of trouble. 269 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,745 Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble? 270 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,497 Where does that grille go? - To the sewer, dude. 271 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,291 Of course, the sewer! That must be where he is. 272 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,585 Come on. Come on! 273 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,503 ♪ Say, everybody, have you seen my balls? ♪ 274 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,630 ♪ They're big and salty and brown ♪ 275 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,799 ♪ If you ever need a quick pick me up ♪ 276 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,302 ♪ Just stick my balls in your mouth ♪ 277 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,930 ♪ Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls ♪ 278 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,974 ♪ Put 'em in your mouth, put 'em in your mouth ♪ 279 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,100 ♪ And suck 'em and suck 'em ♪ 280 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,563 [rat squeaking] 281 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,815 Aw, man, it smells like ass down here. 282 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,150 Of course it smells like ass, retard. 283 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,151 It's a sewer. 284 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,152 [splash] 285 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,737 What was that? 286 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,113 Aw, man, let's get out of here. 287 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,489 We can't, dude. Not until we find 288 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,490 Mr. Hankey. 289 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,491 [splash] 290 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,410 all: [scream] 291 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,704 What the hell? - Mr. Garrison? 292 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,956 Oh, hello, children. - What are you doing 293 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,875 down in the sewer with a bunch of snorkel stuff on? 294 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,128 Oh, I was just hanging out. - In a sewer. 295 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,172 Children, do you know how to file a police report? 296 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,381 all: No. 297 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,966 Good--see you in school. 298 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:36,970 This is ridiculous. 299 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,388 What the hell are we, the Goonies? 300 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,182 Yeah, we're the Goonies, Cartman. 301 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,391 Why don't you pretend like you're the fat kid? 302 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,559 Okay, that does it. 303 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,436 Screw you guys--I'm-- 304 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,980 - Howdy-ho! 305 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,650 Mr. Hankey! - Howdy-ho, boys. 306 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,110 I told you guys he'd be here. - Gosh, look at you. 307 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,489 You're all growing up so fast. - Hi, Mr. Hankey. 308 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,033 Nice to see you. - Have y'all been brushing 309 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,284 behind your teeth? 310 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,369 all: Yes. 311 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,662 And using dental floss? 312 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:02,954 all: Yes. 313 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,081 And washing behind your ears? 314 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,207 Yes. - Yes. 315 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,667 No. - [coughs] 316 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,168 What's the matter, Mr. Hankey? 317 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,836 Are you sick? - Oh, I've just got 318 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,880 a little cold is all. All these new people 319 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,424 in South Park are stressful on my home. 320 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,385 - What do you mean? - Well, you see, boys, 321 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,762 the sewer's a fragile ecosystem. 322 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,181 Oh, my God. - These new folks in town 323 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,643 eat nothing but couscous, tofu, and raw vegetables, 324 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,561 and it's destroying my environment. 325 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,021 And that's why you got a cold? 326 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,273 That's why, Kyle. That's why. 327 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,275 Well, why don't you just ask them to leave? 328 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,778 There's only one time of year I can come to the surface, 329 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,697 and that's Christmastime. 330 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,408 That's why I need you boys to go for me. 331 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,076 [coughs] - Don't worry, Mr. Hankey. 332 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,703 We'll go tell everyone. Come on, guys. 333 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,789 Don't forget to change your sheets once a week. 334 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,501 [twangy music] 335 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,586 So without further ado, we will begin 336 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,130 this amazing film. 337 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,173 It's a work of blood, sweat, and tears. 338 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,217 - Wait, stop, could I have your attention, please? 339 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,635 - Is that Leonardo DiCaprio? 340 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,220 [overlapping exclamations] 341 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,139 Ahh! - No, no, wait, that's not him. 342 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,890 all: [groan] 343 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,642 Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend Mr. Hankey 344 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,352 is getting sick because South Park has become 345 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,354 overcrowded with people who eat health food. 346 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,482 Excuse me, little boy. What's a Mr. Hankey? 347 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,443 - He's a talking piece of poo that lives in the sewer, 348 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,528 but now he's getting sick because his ecosystem 349 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,697 is all out of whack because of all the extra poo in the sewer. 350 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,990 If you don't all leave and go home soon, 351 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,783 Mr. Hankey's gonna die. 352 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,285 He's one of my best friends in the whole wide world, 353 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,912 and--and I don't want him to die. 354 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,999 What a great story. It has everything. 355 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,792 This could be the next "Free Willy." 356 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,169 Great pitch, son, how much do you want for it? 357 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,712 Huh? - Does it have to be 358 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,714 a talking piece of poo? 359 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,841 It could be a crime-fighting rabbit or a loveable turtle. 360 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,676 This could be a great summer movie. 361 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,970 Can we put a monkey in it? - "The Mr. Hankey Story." 362 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,555 Is Harrison Ford available for a fall pic? 363 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,015 Keanu Reeves. - Matt Damon. 364 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,391 - Fred Savage. 365 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,978 [laughter] 366 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,313 - I'd pay a million for this story. 367 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,939 I'll pay two. - 2.89! 368 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,524 [yelling] 369 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,318 Dude, no one even listened to me. 370 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,903 You know, it does sound like a pretty sweet movie. 371 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,404 I take it you're part owner of this whole 372 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,323 Mr. Hooey story, right? - Huh? 373 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,576 Uh, yeah, I guess. - I want you to do a big money 374 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,620 deal with me. - All of us? 375 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,623 - Well, I can see that you're the real brains of the group. 376 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,458 You don't really need those guys, do you? 377 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,585 Yeah, screw those guys. I don't even like them. 378 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,296 That's great, kid. Let's make a deal. 379 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,548 Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all 380 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,259 for making the first annual South Park Film Festival 381 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,011 a success. 382 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,055 We've barely even started, and already the festival 383 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,016 has seen more attendance than last year's Sundance festival. 384 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,768 [cheers and applause] 385 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,895 And I'm very pleased to announce that, in honor 386 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,231 of the South Park people who have welcomed us, 387 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,442 we are going to build a Hollywood Planet restaurant 388 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,111 right here where this library used to stand. 389 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,988 [crash] 390 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,615 all: [gasp] 391 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,116 Can they do that? - They're Hollywood. 392 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,326 They can do anything. 393 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,787 [organ music] 394 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,413 Mr. Hankey? 395 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,874 [organ music] 396 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,459 Mr. Hankey? [gasps] 397 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,462 [organ music] 398 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,131 ♪♪ 399 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,424 Mr. Hankey? 400 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:05,178 - Oh, Kyle, howdy-- [coughs] 401 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,972 Well, how did it go? 402 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,057 Is everyone gonna stop pooping in my environment? 403 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,767 - They didn't believe me. They thought I was pitching 404 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,228 a movie. - Oh, I see. 405 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,147 Well, shucks, Kyle. I can't thank you enough 406 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,774 for trying. 407 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,736 [organ music] 408 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,488 We only have one option-- I've gotta take you 409 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,115 to the surface. - I can't. 410 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,658 The sun will dry me out. - It's the only way 411 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,159 to prove to them that you're real. 412 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,203 But I won't last long up above. 413 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,872 Well, you're not gonna last down here either, Mr. Hankey. 414 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,540 Now come on, I'm not gonna let you die. 415 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,793 All right, just let me get my toothbrush. 416 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,297 Come on, Stan, we're gonna be late for the screening. 417 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,093 - Geez, they made that into a movie already? 418 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,304 Mr. Hankey, I can't go on anymore. 419 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,972 I've lost the fight. 420 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,765 No, I'm not leaving without you. 421 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,100 - We started this together, and we're gonna 422 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,894 finish it together. 423 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,437 I always thought death was something glorious, 424 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,189 but now I know that it's not. 425 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,858 [crying] 426 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,651 It's going over really well. 427 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,737 People are gonna be knocking my door down to get you. 428 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,614 Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? 429 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,782 Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nut sack. 430 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,910 I'll always love you, Mr. Hankey. 431 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,995 [mimics Tom Hanks] 432 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,334 [muffled speech] 433 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:21,129 Oh, my God, I found a penny. - You bastard. 434 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,632 [clang] 435 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,258 [grunts] Okay, Mr. Hankey, we're out. 436 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,636 How are you doing? - It sure is dry up here. 437 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,262 [coughs] 438 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,805 Don't worry--we'll do this quick, okay? 439 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,057 Just hang on, Mr. Hankey, just hang on. 440 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,770 Excuse me, Mr. Film Commissioner, 441 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,813 could I have a word with you? - Make it quick. 442 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,232 Well, the people of my town are a little upset. 443 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,652 I don't think we realized what an impact this festival 444 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,612 would have on our town. - Uh-huh. 445 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,198 Right, so, we were actually wondering if we could call 446 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,533 this whole thing off. - We have contracts. 447 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,410 You try to pull out now, we'll sue your little town 448 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,663 for every penny it's got, but thanks so much 449 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,498 for the hard work. 450 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,583 But this doesn't make sense to me, Marty, okay? 451 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,335 You told me the movie made a lot of money. 452 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,046 Right, two million, minus your agent's fee, 453 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,923 minus your lawyer's fee, minus my fee, 454 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,591 and with publicity and taxes taken out, 455 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,426 you get three dollars. 456 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,928 That's more than most people in your position make. 457 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,721 Trust me. - Serves you right, Cartman. 458 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,431 You're a sell-out. - I'm not a sell-out! 459 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,266 What's a sell-out? - If you work 460 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,768 in the entertainment business and you make money, 461 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,436 you're a sell-out. - It's all gone 462 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,188 to hell, children, and we're all to blame. 463 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,274 Even me. I was selling out my town too. 464 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,944 And now look at it. - So what do we do now? 465 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,238 There's nothing we can do. Just sit here 466 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,116 and suck on my balls. - You guys, we have to hurry! 467 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,534 What? - Come on, everything's gonna 468 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,536 be okay. - Sir, sir! 469 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,204 Not now. - I have to show you something. 470 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,789 I think it will change the way you feel 471 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,582 about your impact here. - What's this? 472 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,501 I want you guys to all meet my friend. 473 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,796 [thud] 474 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,382 all: [gasp] 475 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,967 That's great, kid. 476 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,677 A dried out lump of shit-- very compelling. 477 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,554 Okay, folks, let's move. We gotta have that sign 478 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,305 done in time for the opening tonight. 479 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,224 - You can't die, Mr. Hankey, you can't. 480 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,851 - [cough] 481 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,438 Kyle, before I go, 482 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:05,525 there's something I must tell you. 483 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,445 Come closer. 484 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,238 Closer. 485 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,241 Well, what is it, Mr. Hankey? 486 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:20,248 There is another Skywalker. [groans] 487 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,209 No! - Wait, Kyle. 488 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,004 What is it, Mr. Hankey? - Come closer. 489 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,715 What is it? - Closer. 490 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,341 Yes? - Closer! 491 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,720 One time, when you were sleeping, 492 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:38,600 I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. 493 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,228 [groans] - No! 494 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:48,818 ♪ Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo ♪ 495 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:53,073 ♪ He loved me, I loved you ♪ 496 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:57,744 ♪ Therefore, vicariously, he loved you ♪ 497 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,288 No! - I'm sorry, son. 498 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,998 Let's get him to ICU. - [crying] 499 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,459 No, no! - Are you gonna be okay, dude? 500 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,544 I'm here for you. - Hi, Stan, ready to go 501 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,880 see another movie? - Okay. 502 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,340 [murmuring] 503 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:14,010 ♪♪ 504 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,429 Say, Tom, do you have any pudding left? 505 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,890 I ate all mine up, silly. - Well, then, 506 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,433 now what do we do? 507 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:24,437 ♪♪ 508 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,605 [vomits] [groans] 509 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,107 Ew! - Hey! 510 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,942 - Sorry. - Well, why don't we just 511 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,654 explore our sexuality? - Oh, good idea, let's. 512 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,614 Aw, dude, I shouldn't be seeing this. 513 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,866 [vomits] - Aw, is there a problem, 514 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,535 young man? - No problem, dude. 515 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,497 [beeping] 516 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,040 I'll never forget you. 517 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,667 You were my best friend after Stan. 518 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,877 Come on, Kyle, it's time to go. 519 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:51,339 Chef, does poo go to heaven? 520 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,300 Well, I kind of hope not. - [crying] 521 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,262 I mean, sure, it does. Here, I'll give him 522 00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,473 one of my salty balls to take with him to poo heaven. 523 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,854 Come on, let's go. 524 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,814 Kyle. 525 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,609 Mr. Hankey? - Howdy-ho. 526 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,779 He's back, he's back! - That was delicious. 527 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,533 My salty chocolate balls must have rejuvenated him! 528 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,910 You got the best balls in the whole world, Chef. 529 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,412 You're damn right. 530 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,208 [twangy music] 531 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,501 Step on up, get them here. 532 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,420 Mr. Hankey and me t-shirts. 533 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,921 Get them while they last, folks. 534 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,840 Only $14.95. 535 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,383 I'd like one. - I'll take two. 536 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,177 Selling t-shirts kicks ass. 537 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,345 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce 538 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,473 on this gala opening of Hollywood Planet South Park 539 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,726 that the festival will be back next year 540 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,605 and the year after that and the year after that and so on. 541 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,441 And now release the curtain. 542 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,360 I give you Hollywood in South Park! 543 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,154 [maniacal laughter] 544 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,615 Wait, I brought him! I brought him to show you! 545 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,868 - Oh, not this again. - Behold, Mr. Hankey! 546 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:06,289 - Howdy-ho! 547 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,710 - Anyway, this new Hollywood Planet 548 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,295 will be the official meeting place-- 549 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,381 - Howdy-ho, folks. I'm afraid my buddy Kyle 550 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,051 was right--there's not enough room in South Park 551 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,970 to accommodate a festival. - Mr. Poo, 552 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431 if you wouldn't mind, we can't hear our chairman. 553 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,058 If you could just turn yourself down. 554 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,517 You're at about seven right now. 555 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,436 We need you at about three, okay? 556 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,313 ♪♪ 557 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,942 Uh, folks, please, little towns like this simply 558 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,860 aren't meant for big events. 559 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,697 We love having visitors, but, golly, too many of you 560 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,491 is hurting our ecosystem. 561 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,535 Besides, folks, film festivals shouldn't be about 562 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:48,748 what celebrities are coming or what film is gonna get shown. 563 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,334 It should be able people getting together 564 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,212 and watching movies and about people who can never 565 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,757 get their movies seen having a chance to have it watched, 566 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,008 if only once. 567 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,885 A good film festival 568 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,013 should be something where we all say, "Aw, let's forget 569 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,850 "about lawyers and agents and studios and celebrities. 570 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,519 "Let's forget all those things 571 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,563 for just a while and just watch some new art." 572 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,983 ♪♪ 573 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,611 I have had enough of you! - [screams] 574 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,863 - No! 575 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,700 Now, as I was saying, this shall usher in 576 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,576 a whole new decade of films. - [crying] 577 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,454 He's dead! Mr. Hankey's dead! 578 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,331 Well, this worked once before. 579 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,711 ♪♪ 580 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,338 Thanks, Chef, your big chocolate balls 581 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,965 are just the trick. 582 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:44,262 ♪♪ 583 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,222 What the hell is he doing? - I don't know. 584 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,934 ♪♪ 585 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,477 [thunder crashes] 586 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,937 ♪♪ 587 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,398 Wow. 588 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,025 [lightning crackles] 589 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:03,865 ♪♪ 590 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,533 Oh, my God! 591 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,160 ♪♪ 592 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,245 [squelching] 593 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,832 [screaming] 594 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,169 ♪♪ 595 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,253 [thunder crashes] 596 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,504 [screaming] 597 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,757 Oh, it smells, it smells! 598 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,968 Come on, the poo is coming! 599 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,636 I'm trying, damn it! 600 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:31,184 ♪♪ 601 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,685 [thunder crashes] 602 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,021 ♪♪ 603 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,981 Ahh! [gurgling] 604 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,232 [glass shatters] 605 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,360 Let's get out of this town! 606 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:46,449 ♪♪ 607 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,242 - Phew. 608 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,286 ♪♪ 609 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,206 Gosh, I guess I don't know my own strength. 610 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,041 ♪♪ 611 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,459 You did it, Mr. Hankey. 612 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,668 You got rid of all the film people. 613 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,587 all: Hooray. 614 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,131 Oh, yeah, now all we have is a town covered in shit. 615 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,758 This is much better. 616 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,095 I couldn't have done it without you, Kyle. 617 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,597 Kisses. 618 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,101 Stan, I'm sorry I dragged you to all those independent films. 619 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,811 Oh, that's okay, Wendy. I forgive you. 620 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,521 - Sometimes I forget that even though 621 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,231 a few independent films are great, 622 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:19,816 most of them suck ass. 623 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,110 Yes, and I've learned something too. 624 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,904 Being a sell-out is sweet because you make 625 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,823 a lot of money, and, when you have money, 626 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,117 you don't have to hang out with any poor-ass losers 627 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,576 like you guys. 628 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,788 Screw you guys--I'm going home. 629 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:38,000 ♪ Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls ♪ 630 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,877 ♪ Put 'em in your mouth, put 'em in your mouth ♪ 631 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,045 ♪ And suck 'em and suck 'em ♪