1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:04,213 Wow, what a great episode. 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,923 And what great timing. 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,216 Our Western Idaho bacon casserole is ready. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,509 [audience oohs] 5 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,094 Now, that looks baconlicious. 6 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,387 Now all we have to do is dish it out 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,764 and garnish with a side of bacon. 8 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,516 [pig snorting] 9 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,643 Oh, Macon, feels left out. He needs some bacon. 10 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:18,936 All right. 11 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,564 Who loves bacon? Who loves bacon? 12 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,982 Who loves bacon? 13 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,483 [pig snorting] Who loves bacon? 14 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:25,901 Who loves bacon? 15 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,320 Who loves bacon? Yeah. 16 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,322 [applause] 17 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,450 Now, we can't let all this bacon grease go to waste. 18 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:36,078 So this time, we're going to pour it into a mold... 19 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,205 And that makes a fabulous dessert. 20 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,790 [crowd oohs, applauds] 21 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,292 Well, not it's time for our favorite episode 22 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,044 of "South Park." It's called "Clubhouses." 23 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:45,171 This is about that innocent time in every kid's life 24 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,006 where they play Truth or Dare for the first time. 25 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,257 The first time I played Truth or Dare 26 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,009 was with my Uncle Steve. 27 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,682 Well, this episode is also about 28 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,225 the nasty business of divorce 29 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,727 Divorce is a terrible thing. 30 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,437 Both Matt's parents and my parents 31 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,980 are still married, and that's the main reason 32 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,648 we turned out to be such nice guys. 33 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:07,777 [pig squealing] Have some more bacon, pig. 34 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,111 So now we're going to enjoy 35 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,404 some Western Idaho bacon casserole, 36 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,239 and you all enjoy "Clubhouses." 37 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,824 [light music, applause] 38 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,918 [upbeat music] 39 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,419 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 40 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,129 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 41 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,798 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 42 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,549 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 43 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,926 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 44 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,928 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 45 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,513 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 46 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,223 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ 47 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,641 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 48 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,351 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 49 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,813 [ ♪ mumbling ♪ ] 50 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,314 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 51 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,774 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 52 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,861 [playful music] 53 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,907 Sgt. Stanley Marsh is trapped behind enemy lines. 54 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,118 His only chance of survival is to sneak past 55 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:58,953 the Bosnian guard who stands watch. 56 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:01,997 Sgt. Marsh knows it's now or never. 57 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,791 He must make a run for it. 58 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,960 [panting] 59 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,504 The American base is only a few feet away... 60 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,172 [shouting in foreign language] 61 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,259 [all imitating gunfire] 62 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,970 It will take more than your weak 63 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,180 American weapons to destroy me. 64 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,182 Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass! 65 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,308 Yeah, you're dead! 66 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,561 I have class 4 armour on 67 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,437 that, uh, it - No, you don't! 68 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,606 Special armor that's impenetrable 69 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,441 to American bullets. 70 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:30,943 Dude, every time we play Americans vs. Bosnians, 71 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,820 you cheat! - Yeah Cartman, you suck. 72 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,905 If you want to play Americans vs. Bosnians anymore, 73 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,490 you can just play with yourself. 74 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,327 That's fine, I like playing with myself. 75 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,538 I'll play with myself all day long. 76 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,498 [laughs] What? 77 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,875 Well, now what are we going to do? 78 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,543 I don't know. - Hi, Stan. 79 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,753 Hi, Wendy. - Kyle, doesn't Bebe 80 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,797 look pretty today? - I don't know. 81 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,507 She does, she looks very pretty. 82 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,801 Okay. - Stan, can I talk to you 83 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:56,927 for a second? 84 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,310 Stan, wouldn't it be fun if we fixed 85 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,478 Kyle up with Bebe? - No. 86 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,606 If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we could 87 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,482 invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner, 88 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,484 and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations 89 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,861 and sip cognac by the fireplace. 90 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,613 We could? - Yes, Stan! 91 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,323 But, dude, I don't have a clubhouse. 92 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,992 You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses. 93 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,119 Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in? 94 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:25,414 Cartman don Cartman has ways of making you talk. 95 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,082 [farts] - [screams] 96 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,126 Stan, you have to build a clubhouse, 97 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,878 then all four of us could sit in it and play 98 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,130 "Truth or Dare." [enchanting music] 99 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,633 Truth or Dare, wow! Come on, Kyle, 100 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,926 we've got work to do. We do? 101 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,260 We're gonna build a clubhouse. 102 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,970 I have to ask my dad for help. 103 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,348 Did it work? - I think it did, Bebe. 104 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,974 If all goes as planned, Kyle will be 105 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,185 your new boyfriend! - I hope so, Wendy. 106 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,437 He's got such a hot ass! 107 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,691 Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. 108 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,235 All right, Terrence. 109 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,237 [groans] Oh, wait, wait, wait, pull harder. 110 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,197 Well, all right. [grunts] 111 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,907 [laughs] 112 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,492 Damn it, pull really hard, Phillip. 113 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,662 Okay. [grunts] Wait. [grunts] 114 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,039 Aah! Oh, boy! 115 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,042 [grunting] 116 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,920 Wait, wait. [grunts] 117 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,713 [farts] [both laugh] 118 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,714 Got you there. 119 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,132 Uh, oh. [laughs] 120 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,717 Oh, you got me, Terrence. 121 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,802 Yes, I sure did. [both laugh] 122 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,220 [laughs] 123 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,930 Whoa, dude, your dad is watching 124 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,348 Terrence and Phillip. No, I was just, uh, 125 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,808 flipping through the channels. 126 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,142 Hey, Dad, we need to build a clubhouse. 127 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,727 Okay. - How do we do it? 128 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,271 You just get a hammer and some wood. 129 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:31,480 What? Do some girls want to play 130 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,315 Truth or Dare or something? 131 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,942 Yeah, dude! How did you know? - How do you think 132 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,777 I met your mother? - Randy, my wedding ring. 133 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,696 I lost it down the garbage disposal! 134 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:39,863 Oh, brother. 135 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,366 [both laughing] 136 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,743 Stanley, I thought I told you not to watch 137 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,287 this horrible cartoon. 138 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,705 Yeah, Stanley, you should know better. 139 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,456 Dude! - Here, Stanley, 140 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,835 you watch nice cartoons like "Fat Abbot". 141 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,878 [groans] Randy, will you please 142 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,547 come get my wedding ring out of sink! 143 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,008 Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey, 144 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,843 what's going on, Rudy? 145 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,469 Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight. 146 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,847 I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! 147 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,807 Shut your bitchass mouth, ho'! 148 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,142 Bitch? I'll kick your ass! 149 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,601 Whoa dude! - Sweet! 150 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,478 You think you're slick, you punkass, 151 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,689 blasphemous, dopefiend, bitch. 152 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,150 I had my jimmy wacked seven times last week. 153 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,527 I'll bust a cap in your [bleep] [bleep]. 154 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,487 Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty. 155 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,282 Did you find it? Give me a second, would you? 156 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,659 Don't snap at me! - I didn't snap at you. 157 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,453 You snapped at me! - Whatever. 158 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,122 "Whatever"? In 15 years, you've never said 159 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,582 "whatever" to me. 160 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,125 I don't want fight, I'm sorry. 161 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,502 I'm sorry, too. I think I found it. 162 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,339 That's not it, you idiot! - Hey, back off, bitch! 163 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:39,798 [gasps] 164 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,634 You just said the "C" word! - Did I? 165 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,387 This is a sweet spot for a clubhouse. 166 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,222 Yeah, hey, Stan, what did your dad mean 167 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,807 when he said we're gonna play Truth or Dare? 168 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,976 Oh, uh, just that maybe when we're finished, 169 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,187 Wendy and Bebe can come over and play. 170 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:54,313 Dude, what kind of sick joke is that? 171 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,731 Girls suck ass. 172 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,441 Well, of course, they do, but, uh... 173 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,526 wouldn't it be sweet to play Truth or Dare with them? 174 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,612 What, why? Because, dude, 175 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,073 we could make them do really gross stuff like eat bugs. 176 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,407 Hey, yeah, that would be sweet! 177 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,326 We could totally ruin their lives! 178 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,827 What are you guys doing? 179 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,079 We're building a clubhouse. 180 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,830 [laughs] A clubhouse? 181 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,624 That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. 182 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,417 It's not lame, it's sweet. 183 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,543 After we build this clubhouse, we're going to get 184 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,795 girls to play Truth or Dare. 185 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,172 Why? 186 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,632 Because, dumbass, we can dare them to do 187 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,883 gross stuff and make them cry. 188 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,676 What, were you born yesterday? 189 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,261 Yeah, now beat it, you guys. This clubhouse is private. 190 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,639 That's fine. We'll build our own clubhouse. 191 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,224 Fine. Fine, and then we'll get 192 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,350 girls to play Truth or Dare, too. 193 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,559 Fine. - Fine. 194 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,936 Fine. - [mumbles] 195 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,437 Fine! - Fine! That's fine! 196 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,605 Fine! - Fine! 197 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,028 No, Kenny, you can't look. 198 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:46,073 I'm the foreman. - [mumbling] 199 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,449 Because, Kenny, your family's poor. 200 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,450 You have to be the worker. 201 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,077 No, Kenny! 202 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,870 How's the treehouse coming along, hon? 203 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,164 Mom, it's not a treehouse, it's a clubhouse! 204 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,541 Sorry, hon. 205 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,584 Mom, can we pull up the carpeting 206 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,504 in the living room? Well, I don't know, Eric. 207 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,840 If you did that, then the floors would be bare. 208 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,217 But, Mom, the blueprint says 209 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,594 we need carpeting in the clubhouse! 210 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,138 Well, all right. 211 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,681 Kenny, my mom says you can go get carpeting 212 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,392 in the living room now. - [mumbling] 213 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,018 And stop your bitchin'! 214 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,687 [grunts] 215 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,439 What are you doing, sweetheart? 216 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,898 Getting a cookie. We're building a clubhouse 217 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,984 and then we're-- - You men are all alike. 218 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,153 First you get a cookie and then you criticize the way I dress 219 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,654 and then it's the way I cook. 220 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,697 I suppose next you'll be telling me 221 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 that you need your space 222 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,325 and that I'm sabotaging your creativity. 223 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:34,163 Go ahead, Stanley, get your goddamn cookie! 224 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,330 'Kay. 225 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,541 [school bell ringing] 226 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,751 And so, children, today we're going to focus 227 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,129 on American history. Right, Mr. Twig? 228 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,548 That's right, Mr. Garrison. American history is very 229 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,843 When is Mr. Hat coming back? - What did you say? 230 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,511 When is Mr. Hat coming back? 231 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,846 I told you to never to mention that name 232 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,181 in my classroom again. 233 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,932 Mr. Hat is a two-timing whore, 234 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,726 and now we all learn from Mr. Twig! 235 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,728 But Mr. Twig sucks. - [all] Yeah! 236 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,813 That is enough! Mr. Hat is gone 237 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,649 and he isn't coming back! and I don't want to hear it! 238 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,526 Anyway, children, let's turn our history 239 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,237 textbooks to page 105, which would be right after... 240 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,406 So, how's your lameass clubhouse, Stan? 241 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,742 Better than yours, fat boy. - We'll see about that. 242 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,035 Don't forget you need to cut school early 243 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,286 and wait for the hot tub guy. 244 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,662 [mumbles] 245 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,414 Is the clubhouse ready? - Almost. 246 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,082 Stan, are you paying attention? 247 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,168 Yes, Mr. Garrison. - Well then, Stanley, 248 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,712 what did I just say? 249 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,464 Um... 250 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,716 You said that even though Charo appeared 12 times 251 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,384 on "The Love Boat", the episode with 252 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,678 "Captain and Tennille" got higher ratings. 253 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,766 Well, okay, I suppose you were paying attention. 254 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,643 Anyway, children... - Good guess, dude. 255 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,478 Phew! 256 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,522 Psst, pass this up. 257 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,773 Pass this up. 258 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,982 Pass this up. 259 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,817 P-Pass this up. 260 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,736 Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle? 261 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,779 No, I just - Don't lie, Stan, 262 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,239 lying makes you sterile. 263 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,823 I'm not lying, someone just handed me-- 264 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,158 Stanley, if you think it's so important 265 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,743 to keep interrupting my class, 266 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,537 then why don't you come up to the front 267 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,288 and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear? 268 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,873 But I didn't write the note. 269 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,833 Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having 270 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,835 an adverse affect on my education. 271 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,587 Shut up, Cartman! - Stanley Marsh, 272 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,631 you come up here right now and read your note! 273 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,508 Oh, man! 274 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,514 "Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass. 275 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,516 "I could sleep for days on those perky cheeks, 276 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,685 "let me tell you. I'd like to live with you 277 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,145 and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity." 278 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,606 Whoa, dude! 279 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,279 Now, young man, school is a time 280 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,615 for learning, okay? Not for immature skylarkings. 281 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,033 What's "sky larkings"? 282 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,577 You know, like tomfooleries. 283 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,869 Who? [knock on door] 284 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,246 Oh, your parents are here. 285 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,998 Oh, no. - Thank you for coming 286 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,166 on such short notice. I was just disciplining 287 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,002 your son for his sky larkings. 288 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,754 Stanley, I-- "sky larkings"? 289 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506 Okay? 290 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,174 Stanley, I want you to explain to me 291 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,467 why you were passing notes in school. 292 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,136 Randy, let me handle this. 293 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,846 Now, Stanley, I want you to explain to me 294 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,723 why you were passing notes in school. 295 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,558 It wasn't my note, dude. It was some girl's. 296 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,560 Okay, Stanley, we're all here to get to the root 297 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,228 of your behavior disorder. 298 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,730 You really should know better, Stanley. 299 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:05,814 You need to shape up, mister. 300 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,274 Don't interrupt me. 301 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,900 You always interrupt me when I talk. 302 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,652 Can't you see that-- --I don't interrupt you. 303 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,196 There, you did it again. He interrupted me again. 304 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,240 Okay, perhaps you should let your wife 305 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,701 finish talking, Mr. Marsh. Now, Stan, I want you to 306 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,786 Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt, but she always 307 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,955 takes over any conversation. 308 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,541 Uh, taking over any conversations bad? 309 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,710 Like you're one to talk. When's the last time 310 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,629 you really listened to what I had to say? 311 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,632 Uh, uh, okay. - When was the last time 312 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,050 you had anything interesting to say? 313 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,926 It's always gossip and stupid crap. 314 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,303 Apparently, we have a bit of a 315 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,263 communication problem here. 316 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,182 Mr. Marsh, tell me how you're feeling. 317 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,643 Well, I feel like everything I do is wrong. 318 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,144 It doesn't matter what I say. 319 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,772 Okay, that's valid. Now, Mrs. Marsh, 320 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:47,814 how do you feel? - Excuse me. 321 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,524 Like I'm a ghost, 322 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,735 like he sees right through me. - Oh, please! 323 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,695 Hello. - Oh, please, yourself. 324 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,489 Who tries to control the marriage? 325 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,449 And by that, I mean who's dominating 326 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,742 the aspects of the relationship? 327 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,119 He is. - No, she is. 328 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,538 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm wrong again! 329 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,539 Okay... 330 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,208 Look at it, Kenny. 331 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,126 It is the greatest clubhouse ever built. 332 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,836 Uhhuh. - And we built it, 333 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,338 with our own hands. 334 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,798 Now all we need is chicks, Kenny. 335 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,383 [mumbles] Yeah! - All right, 336 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,593 you go find chicks, Kenny. - [mumbling] 337 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,053 Because I have to stay here and work. 338 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,888 I still got to shingle the roof, 339 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,932 test the foundation, run all kinds of inspections, 340 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,725 I've got way too much to do, and all you have to do 341 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,645 is go find chicks. Now, stop your bitchin'! 342 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,608 Mom, can I watch "American Gladiators"? 343 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,901 Dude, where have you been? 344 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,695 I've been waiting all afternoon. 345 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,904 I got in trouble for that note Bebe was trying 346 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,447 to pass to you. - To me? 347 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,366 I mean, no, not to you, forget it. 348 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,034 Come on, dude, we have to finish our clubhouse quick. 349 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,369 The girls want to play Truth or Dare, tomorrow. 350 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,164 We should use nails, dude. 351 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,624 My mom won't let us. 352 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,793 Hi, guys, how's the clubhouse coming? 353 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503 Pretty good, we're almost done. 354 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,880 Well hurry, we want to play Truth or Dare. 355 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,424 We're going as fast as we can. 356 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,718 Kyle, could you turn around for a second? 357 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,640 Thank you. 358 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,059 Come on, dude, we have to hammer faster. 359 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,186 Hey, Stan, do you know how to play Truth or Dare? 360 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,896 No. - Well, dude, how the hell 361 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,314 are we supposed to play it then? 362 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,733 I didn't even think about that! 363 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,902 ...And then they'll ask, "Truth or Dare?" 364 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,405 And I say "dare." - No, no, you say "truth." 365 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,865 Truth? But that's boring. 366 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,408 I want to get dared to kiss her. 367 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,201 You have to say truth the first few times 368 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,370 or else you'll seem to eager. - Oh. 369 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789 You can't seem to eager. You got to play it cool. 370 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,541 Like you don't even care what happens. 371 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,376 Yeah. Then after a few truths, 372 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,754 you finally answer "dare." - Dare! 373 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,215 But not like that, son. Like this: 374 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,009 [slowly] Dare... 375 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,886 Oh. And then her little friend 376 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,596 will dare you to kiss Wendy. 377 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,930 You really think so? - Of course she will. 378 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,474 They're women. 379 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,850 They've had this whole thing planned out 380 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,769 months ahead of time. - Wow! 381 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,022 [upbeat music on TV] 382 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,233 Hey, hey, hey, what's going down, y'all? 383 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,485 Man, Fat Abbot, what are you doing 384 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,944 on this side of the hood? 385 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,654 You know something, Rudy, 386 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,531 you're like school in summertime. 387 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,241 School in summertime? 388 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,160 Yeah, bitch. School in summertime. 389 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,661 Open your [bleep] ears [bleep] 390 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,663 or I'll pop your bitchass. 391 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,249 I'lla popa youra bitcha assa tooba, bitcha. 392 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,251 What the hell is going on in this cartoon? 393 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,545 [doorbell rings] 394 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,713 Oh, hey, Kenny, did you find any chicks 395 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,964 to come to the clubhouse? 396 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,466 Uh-huh. 397 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,092 Hi, we ran away from home. 398 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,844 Like, this kid told us we might be able to 399 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,596 crash at your clubhouse for a couple of days. 400 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,807 Holy crap! 401 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:30,060 Behold, Ewok Village 2000! 402 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,062 Oh, well, I guess it beats living at home. 403 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,482 Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack? 404 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,236 [phone ringing] Hello? 405 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,487 How's the clubhouse coming, Stan? 406 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,030 We're working on it. 407 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,698 Well, I just thought I'd tell you 408 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,700 that me and Kenny have finished our clubhouse, 409 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,993 and we already have chicks over. 410 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,578 No, you don't. 411 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,455 [girls laughing in the background] 412 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,165 Dude! - It's only a matter of time 413 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,792 before we're playing Truth or Dare with them. 414 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,585 Good luck with your pieceofcrap clubhouse. 415 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,128 Asshole! - Fat ass, fat hunk of fat. 416 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,672 Mom, will you please ask Dad 417 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,006 to come help me build my clubhouse? 418 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,591 Stanley, I think you should know 419 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,009 that your father has moved out. 420 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,469 What! Why? 421 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,471 Because... We're divorced, Stanley. 422 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,265 Divorced, oh no! 423 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,308 Does that mean you and Dad don't love me anymore? 424 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,269 This is all my fault, isn't it? 425 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,229 Yeah, kind of. 426 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,106 Dude, you're not supposed to say that. 427 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,692 But I would like you to meet your new stepfather, Roy. 428 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,402 Hello, son. - What?! 429 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,320 I'll leave you two alone to get acquainted. 430 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,114 Hello, Stanley. I know this must be 431 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,866 a very difficult period for you right now, 432 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,701 and the adjustment is going to take some time, 433 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,286 but I'd like to be your friend. 434 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,121 So when you're ready, I want you to feel free 435 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,164 to come to me with anything you might need, 436 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,250 whether it's advice or just someone to play catch with. 437 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,751 You can count on me. 438 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,378 This is happening way too fast. 439 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,046 Oh, Jesus, when are you going to cut me 440 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,340 some slack, huh? I have taken you under my wing 441 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,217 and done my best, and all you ever do 442 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,094 is whine and moan about it! Now, for the last time, 443 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,513 go cut some firewood! 444 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,975 ...So I'm on my way out the door and she goes, 445 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,852 "Make sure you're home before midnight." 446 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,437 Oh, that's weak. - And I go, 447 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,938 "Listen, bitch, I don't need my mother 448 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,732 giving me no curfew." - That's killer. 449 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,984 And she goes, "If you're not home before midnight, 450 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,444 don't bother coming home at all." 451 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,987 That's totally weak. - So I go, 452 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,655 "Fine, I won't come home." - Sweet. 453 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,741 And then she goes, "Fine don't come home." 454 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,076 Getting all in my face and crap and acting all tough and crap. 455 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,870 - Killer weak sweet. I'm 16, 456 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,997 I should be able to do what I want, when I want. 457 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,166 I don't need her breathing down my neck every two seconds 458 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,959 telling me what I can and cannot do. 459 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,794 I had the same thing with my mom the other day. 460 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,797 I'm all like, "Hey, I'm not a little kid anymore. 461 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,675 "Mom, I'm eight years old, and if I want to finger paint, 462 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,719 then I'm going to finger paint!" 463 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,015 Okay, we're done. 464 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,267 Dude, I don't think this is very sturdy. 465 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,769 It doesn't matter, dude. It only has to last 466 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,187 long enough to play Truth or Dare. 467 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,396 I'm going to go get the girls. 468 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,192 Okay. [humming] 469 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,028 Oh! - Stanley, it's time to go! 470 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,905 Go where? - Your bastard father 471 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,032 has visitation rights, and this is his time with you. 472 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,408 But, nah, I have to go get the girls to come-- 473 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,993 Come on, Stanley. - Weak! 474 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,956 Dad? - Hey, Stanley, hop in. 475 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,874 Listen, Stanley, I know all this change 476 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,251 must be tough on you, but your mother and I thought 477 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,962 it'd be best for all of us if we split up. 478 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,338 But I don't understand why we have to-- 479 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,090 Well hello, ladies! 480 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,968 Hi, handsome, we're gonna be at Larry's Bar tonight. 481 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,512 I'm already there. [clicks tongue] 482 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,472 What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. 483 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,766 See, your mother and I still care about you and your sister, 484 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,060 but we just don't like being around each other anymore. 485 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,603 Well, I don't like being around my sister anymore, 486 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,105 does that mean I can leave her, too? 487 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,773 Well, no, because you're family, 488 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,775 you can't just leave family. You have stick 489 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,819 with family no matter what. But you and mom are family, 490 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,238 how come you can just split up? 491 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,156 You know what I think? I think that when you and mom 492 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,117 got married, you became family and now that you are, 493 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,952 you shouldn't be able to leave her any more than 494 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,788 I can leave my sister. Oh, Stan, you're so young. 495 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,581 You just don't get it. 496 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,542 Well anyway, have a nice day. - What, that's it? 497 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,585 Yeah, but I loved our time together. 498 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,337 I hate to see it end, go on, get out. 499 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,880 You know that nothing is more important to me 500 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,924 than you, right, Stan? - I guess, but-- 501 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974 The girls are gonna be here to play Truth or Dare any minute. 502 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,475 Stan, if I didn't know you better, 503 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,185 I'd almost think you're doing this because 504 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,770 you want to play with girls. - No way, dude. 505 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,272 Don't be silly. - Come on, Wendy! 506 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,940 We have to say "truth" a couple of times 507 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,442 before we say "dare", right? - Right, why? 508 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,735 Because if we don't, we'll seem too eager. 509 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,986 Too eager to what? 510 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,571 To say dare, dumbass, geez. 511 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,072 Hi guys. 512 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,741 Oh, hi, Wendy, what's up? 513 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,117 Don't you guys still want to play Truth or Dare? 514 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,827 Yeah! I mean...Sure, whatever. 515 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,328 Then come on! 516 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,955 Remember truth the first couple of times. 517 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,540 Okay. - Who wants to go first? 518 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542 I will. Kyle? - Yeah? 519 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,086 Truth or Dare? - Um, dare? 520 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,171 Dude! - What? 521 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,547 [whispering indistinctly] 522 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257 Kiss Bebe on the lips. 523 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,425 What? Sick, dude! I'm not kissing a girl! 524 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,843 What's the matter, Kyle? 525 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,511 It's just wrong, that's all! 526 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,138 Don't be a chicken, dude. Just close your eyes. 527 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,514 What the hell have you gotten me into! 528 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,058 Dude, Cartman is in his clubhouse 529 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,392 playing Truth or Dare with girls right now. 530 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,478 Do you really want him to beat us? 531 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,814 Oh, boy. 532 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,820 Sick! Ah, fucking sickening! 533 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,573 Wow, look at that ass. Shake it, baby! 534 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,241 Your turn, Bebe. 535 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,452 Okay, Stan, Truth or Dare? 536 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,707 Stan, Truth or Dare? 537 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,834 [slowly] Dare. 538 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,295 Son, could you please come help me with the firewood? 539 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422 Dude, we cut firewood all day yesterday. 540 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,007 We have enough to last 12 years. 541 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,551 When will you let me in, let me love you! 542 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,054 Now get your ass out here and help me. 543 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,555 Bye, Stan. Hopefully we can play 544 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,474 Truth or Dare tomorrow. - Crap! 545 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,351 I think you should be able to move out 546 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,977 legally when you're 14. 547 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,229 Our moms won't even let us smoke. 548 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,231 Yeah, it's my body. 549 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,525 My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but it's my body. 550 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,193 I should be able to do whatever I want with it. 551 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,238 Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes, 552 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,614 and I tell her to shut her hole 553 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,241 before I kick her in the nuts. 554 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,243 Eric, Pookums, it's time for mommy 555 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,870 to tuck you into your snuggle bed for nightnight. 556 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,665 Eric, are you out there in your clubhouse? 557 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,834 [timidly] Coming, Mom. 558 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,335 Okay, we have to play Truth or Dare, quick! 559 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,419 What's up? - Hey, girls. 560 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,546 Oh, hey, Scott. 561 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,964 Who the hell are you? 562 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,549 Oh, we invited some people over. 563 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,759 - Hope you don't mind. - How many people? 564 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,636 Kyle, can I talk to you? - Okay. 565 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,972 Kyle, this is very difficult for me. 566 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,765 I think we need time apart. - Huh? 567 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,350 I'm just feeling really trapped. 568 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,018 I can't go on with this codependency. 569 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,271 Okay, that's fine. - No, no, don't speak. 570 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,398 Just try and understand. It has to be this way. 571 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,150 [muffled] But I don't care. 572 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,818 Please, just remember the good times we had. 573 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,696 I'll never forget you. Never. 574 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,865 Okay, Clyde, we can go now. - Bitchin'. 575 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,076 These are cafe curtains that require no sewing 576 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,495 and I know you all love that! 577 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,997 Do you mind if I watch cartoons? 578 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,748 I've had a rough day. [grumbles] 579 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,542 What? - Chores. Do chores. 580 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,918 My dad lets me watch cartoons. 581 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,837 Well, I'm not your dad, okay? 582 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,714 I'm not your dad! 583 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,466 You can't just go around playing games with my emotions. 584 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,968 [crying] - Stanley, 585 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,511 what did you do to Roy? 586 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,888 Roy's a dick. He ruined my chances 587 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,389 with Wendy in the clubhouse. 588 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,891 [sighs] Stanley, you know you're the most 589 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,809 important thing to me, right? 590 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,644 If that's true, then get back together with Dad for me. 591 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,855 Now, Stanley, you have to understand how divorce works. 592 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,024 When I say you're the most important thing to me, 593 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,359 what I mean is, you're the most important thing after me, 594 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,153 and my happiness and my new romances. 595 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,238 Oh. - Bye now. Roy? 596 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,740 Divorce is stupid. 597 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,326 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Yolanda, 598 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,870 why's your eye all black and blue and [beep]? 599 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,748 Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye. 600 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500 Stepdad? You got to off his ass. 601 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,211 Really? - Yeah, bitch! 602 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,379 Snatch his ass in a bear trap. 603 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,924 Leave that [beep] swinging from a tree so high, 604 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,842 nobody finds him for days. 605 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,886 Glockglock, you know what I'm saying? 606 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,305 Dumbass, [bleep] pulling [bleep], damn! 607 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,057 You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks! 608 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,726 No problem, ho'. Maybe later you can 609 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,270 suck my [bleep], bitch ho' [bleep]. 610 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,105 Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did 611 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,774 learn something today. 612 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,692 If you have a stepdad riding your ass, 613 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,444 just snatch his ass in a bear trap. 614 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,196 Crack, no more stepdad. 615 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,114 See you next time, eating the pudding. 616 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,910 Yeah, yeah, I think I'll write a little note for Roy. 617 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:47,038 [cheering, loud music] 618 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,377 Hey, kid, give me some of those. 619 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,295 Hey, when are we gonna play Truth or Dare? 620 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,130 What? That game's for kids. 621 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,800 This is bullcrap! - Oh, boy, it's getting late. 622 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,134 I'm gonna have to leave this party. 623 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,511 This sucks, Kenny. 624 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,054 I wish we'd never built a clubhouse. 625 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,348 [thrash metal plays] Mosh pit! 626 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,892 Hmm? [overlapping shouting] 627 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,272 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! 628 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,607 You bastards! 629 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,445 Stanley, your father is coming over for visitation. 630 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,281 Stan? 631 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,741 "Meet me in the clubhouse." 632 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,539 Sharon, Sharon, have you seen my copy of "Harper's"? 633 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,791 "Meet me at the clubhouse." 634 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,504 Oh, Randy, what are you doing here? 635 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,464 I, uh, got a note from Stanley 636 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,049 to come out to the clubhouse. 637 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,676 Oh, I thought that note was for me. 638 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,386 Oh, maybe it was. 639 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,054 Well, it looks like our little Stanley 640 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,473 has built himself quite a clubhouse here. 641 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,183 I remember not too long ago we were just kids 642 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,352 playing kissing games in my clubhouse. 643 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,480 Good night. 644 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,065 Sharon? - Yes? 645 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,859 Truth or Dare. - It's too late for games. 646 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,902 No, I'm serious, please. Truth or Dare? 647 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,779 Truth. - Do you still love me? 648 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,782 Oh, Randy, I do love you, but now I'm so confused. 649 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,242 I'm living with Roy, and I don't know 650 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,744 how to break it off with him. 651 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,121 Sharon? [screams] 652 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,539 Well, you never know. 653 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,665 Maybe things will work out. 654 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,042 Hello? - Maybe. 655 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,127 I guess it's my turn. - Truth or Dare? 656 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,795 Sharon? [slowly] Dare... 657 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,757 Do me, right here in the clubhouse. 658 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,092 Hello, hello? 659 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,677 Can somebody cut me-- Hello? 660 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,055 Wow, clubhouses are magical. 661 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,728 Okay, it's my turn. Stan, Truth or Dare? 662 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,399 [slowly] Dare. 663 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,943 [whispering indistinctly] 664 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,739 Take this stick and jam it up your peehole. 665 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,909 What!? - Wow, that sucks! 666 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,035 Do you think it'll hurt? 667 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,829 Hello? 668 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,957 I sure am hungry. 669 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,502 Anybody? 670 00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,838 It certainly does suck right here. 671 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,423 Hello? 672 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,343 Sh-Sh-Sharon? 673 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,888 Sharon, hello?