1 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,053 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,888 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,682 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:16,559 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,935 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,687 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,272 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,149 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:24,567 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,402 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,739 [mumbling] 12 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,240 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,828 The answer is no, Stanley. 15 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,329 But Mom, all the guys are going 16 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:38,414 to Cartman's grandma's for the weekend. 17 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,082 I'm sorry, Stanley, 18 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,500 I can't let you go all the way to Nebraska 19 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,461 by yourself, it's the holidays. 20 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,462 But all the other guys get to go to Cartman's grandma's. 21 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:45,880 Why can't I? 22 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,048 I'll leave it up to your father. 23 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,132 It's fine with me. 24 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,300 The answer's no, Stanley! 25 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,634 Now go wash up for supper! 26 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,677 I don't want your lame-ass supper! 27 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,596 You're gonna get it now. 28 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,058 Go to your room, Stanley, right now! 29 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,184 You can't tell me what to do. 30 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:00,561 I'm eight years old. 31 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,938 I don't need this stupid family anyway. 32 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:05,649 It's so nice of you to take all the boys with you. 33 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:06,901 It's my pleasure. 34 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,486 Eric loves his little friends. 35 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:09,612 Every time I go to my grandma's house 36 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,238 she gives me a present. 37 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,448 You watch, as soon as I walk in the door 38 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,991 she'll hand me a big present 39 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,284 for no reason except that I'm cool. 40 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,994 That's nice, Cartman. 41 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,496 Now, remember, if they have leftover turkey, 42 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,164 put some in a bag and bring it home, okay? 43 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,707 Okay, let's go. 44 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,417 I didn't think you were coming, Stan. 45 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,668 Of course I'm coming, come on, let's hurry. 46 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:25,920 Good-bye, bubby, be careful. 47 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:27,797 See you in a couple days, son. 48 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,758 Shotgun, it's my car, I called it first, shotgun! 49 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,510 Kenny, I called shotgun. 50 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:35,888 Dammit, Kenny, get in the back. 51 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,682 Hey, Kenny, there's a sale on orange jackets over there. 52 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,436 Look, Kenny, there's an elephant parade. 53 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,023 Kenny, Kenny, look, look. 54 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,525 Go get it, go get it! 55 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:50,653 You poor piece of crap. 56 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,281 - So how far is it to Nebraska? - About six hours. 57 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,367 Oh, my God, what the hell are we gonna do for six hours? 58 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,536 Well, I've got an idea, we could sing. 59 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,538 Yeah, or we could not. 60 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,540 Let's sing that one grandma song, Ma, how does that go? 61 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,208 ♪ Over the meadow and through the woods ♪ 62 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,335 ♪ To grandmother's house we go ♪ 63 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,087 ♪ The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh ♪ 64 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:10,172 ♪ Through the white and wooly snow, oh ♪ 65 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,882 ♪ Over the meadow and through the woods ♪ 66 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,051 ♪ To grandmother's house we go ♪ 67 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,427 ♪ The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh ♪ 68 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:18,389 Please stop. Please stop. 69 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:19,974 ♪ Over the meadow and through the woods ♪ 70 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,559 ♪ To grandmother's house we go ♪ 71 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,435 Ooh, careful hon, these roads are bumpy. 72 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:26,397 - I guess, damn! - Here we go, kids. 73 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:29,650 We're crossing the state line into Nebraska. 74 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:36,949 - This is Nebraska? - What's all that stuff? 75 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,326 Wheat, the building block of your favorite foods 76 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,371 and Nebraska's principal source of economic productivity. 77 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,081 You see, when Nebraska first became... 78 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,625 - We don't care, Mom. - Hey, look! 79 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,211 "See Mr. Hankey at the Mall of Nebraska". 80 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,796 Wow, we have to go, dude. 81 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,548 I thought Mr. Hankey lived in a sewer. 82 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,258 - What's he doing in Nebraska? - I don't know. 83 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,926 Ever since he was in that movie, he got all famous. 84 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,636 Oh, so now everybody wants to meet Mr. Hankey. 85 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,305 - He's a piece of crap. - It doesn't matter. 86 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,556 He'll be most excited to see me. 87 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,016 That shouldn't be a problem. 88 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,684 Eric's grandma's right near the mall. 89 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,352 Cool! 90 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,104 How much further is it to Grandma's house? 91 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,147 I wanna see what kind of presents she got me. 92 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,815 About another hour, hon. 93 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,483 Why does Grandma have to live so far away? 94 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:12,943 Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home 95 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,403 closer to us so I don't have to drive 96 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,280 six hours to get a goddamn present?! 97 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,489 Now, Eric, let's try to get out of that grumpy mood 98 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,158 before we get to Grandma's. 99 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,118 ♪ Over the meadow and through the woods ♪ 100 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,369 ♪ To grandmother's house we go... ♪ 101 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,413 Oh, God. 102 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,877 - Here we are. - Jesus Christ, finally! 103 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:33,631 Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma! 104 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,799 Hey, it's little Eric. 105 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,343 - Hi, Grandpa. - Look how big you've gotten. 106 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,678 Hi, Eric. Grandma got you a present. 107 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,013 Sweet, what is it? 108 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,181 It's inside. 109 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,807 Yes, move it! 110 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,227 Hello everyone, happy holidays. 111 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,312 all: Hello! - These are Eric's friends. 112 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,147 Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. 113 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,483 Boys, let me introduce you to the Cartman family. 114 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,319 - This is Uncle Stinky. - Nice to have you here-ah. 115 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,697 Aunt Lisa, cousin Fred, cousin Alexandra, Fat Bob, 116 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,283 Jimmy, and Great-Grandma Florence. 117 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,868 Come here, Eric, 118 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,079 give your great-grandma some huggies. 119 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,997 No, no, Florence, that's not Eric. 120 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,375 Oh, which one is he then? - The fat one. 121 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,502 He's not fat, he's big-boned. - I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. 122 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:12,836 That was totally gross. 123 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,171 She smelled like vitamins and pee. 124 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,631 Sick, dude. - Alrighty then. 125 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,882 Let's get to my present, shall we? 126 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,050 Here you go, Eric. 127 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,551 Happy holidays. 128 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,136 Wait a minute, 129 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:22,805 This isn't a present, it's a shirt! 130 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,890 Yes, I thought that would look really good on you. 131 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,101 Are you telling me that I drove nine hours 132 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,603 through butt-fuck nowhere to get a Goddamn shirt?! 133 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,063 Mom, Grandma's gone senile. 134 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,524 It's time to stick her in a home. 135 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,943 Well, this is what the holidays are about. 136 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,945 Family. - Yeah, right. 137 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,489 Well, what does your family do for the holidays, Stan? 138 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,700 My family's dead. 139 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,868 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Stanley. 140 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,704 Dude, your family died? - They're dead to me. 141 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,122 My mom doesn't even know I'm here. 142 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,707 What? 143 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:50,874 I can't believe I got a stupid shirt. 144 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,543 The holidays are bullcrap. 145 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:53,752 Here, Kyle, will you hold Great-Grandma's 146 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:54,962 catheter bag during dinner? 147 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,547 What is this? 148 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,132 Great-Grandmother has a bladder problem. 149 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,967 - This helps her out. - Sick, dude. 150 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,927 Eric, did you say hi to your little cousin Elvin? 151 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,555 Hi, cousin Elvin. - Sweet. 152 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,557 Well, it certainly is nice 153 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,892 we could all gather here-ah for the holidays. 154 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,853 Even Uncle Howard has joined us 155 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,564 live via satellite from the state penitentiary. 156 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,816 Whoa, dude. - You look good, Howard. 157 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,526 No, I don't. - Hi, Howard. 158 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,278 Dude, is he here every year like this? 159 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,196 Yep. 160 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,656 Sweet. 161 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,199 [straining and groaning] 162 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,659 Come on, let's eat already. 163 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:26,910 They gave me extra bread and water. 164 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,370 Where's your manners, Howard? 165 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,205 We haven't even said grace yet. 166 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:33,042 Mom, will you do the honors of saying grace? 167 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,919 God damn it, why the hell do I always have to say grace? 168 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,921 If one more person asks me to say grace, 169 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,340 I'll be like... 170 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:40,716 I'm not saying grace! 171 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,217 And if you ask me again, 172 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,178 I'll kick you square in the nuts. 173 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,930 - Amen. all: Amen. 174 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,267 Jesus, dude. 175 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,271 [whining] 176 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,900 No, Jimmy, this is my pot pie. No, Jimmy, that's a bad Jimmy. 177 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,360 Bad Jimmy. 178 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,904 No, Jimmy, that's Grandpa's pot pie. 179 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,448 all: No, Jimmy! 180 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,949 Dude, I don't know how long I can stay here. 181 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:07,076 I know what you mean. 182 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,624 - Ah! - What, dude? 183 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,042 Dude, I was having this horrible nightmare 184 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,418 that we were at this house 185 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,170 and it was filled with Cartmans. 186 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,630 Kyle, we are at a house filled with Cartmans. 187 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,632 Oh... ah! 188 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,674 [dishes breaking] What was that? 189 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,218 I heard it too. 190 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,594 Whatever it is, it's getting closer. 191 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,262 Ow, what the hell was that for? 192 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:28,931 I wanted to make sure we're not dreaming. 193 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,557 - Ow! - I wanted to make sure too. 194 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,059 Well you're not dreaming. Hey! Cut the crap. 195 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,769 Dude, it's coming through the window. 196 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,355 Ah! - Ah! 197 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,315 Uncle Howard. 198 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,817 Oh, hey Eric, I didn't think anybody would be down here. 199 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,027 Uncle Howard, what are you doing here? 200 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,570 We thought you were in jail. - Yeah, well, I busted out. 201 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,406 Wow, cool! - Shhh... 202 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,990 We can't let the rest of the family know I'm here. 203 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,700 Okay. 204 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,077 If it's okay, we're just gonna hang out here 205 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,787 for a couple days with you kids. 206 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,831 Who's "we"? You got a turd in your pocket? 207 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,249 Come on up, it's okay. 208 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,834 Another inmate busted out with me. 209 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,502 Don't worry, he's a good guy. 210 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,547 Oh, hi, boys. I'm Charlie, Charlie Manson! 211 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,469 I can't wait to get out among the pigs 212 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,762 and raise some hell. 213 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,222 Alright, Chuck, 214 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,182 but we gotta lay low for a while. 215 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,101 When I stand on the mountain and say do it, it gets done. 216 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,103 And if it don't get done, then I'll move on it. 217 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,813 And that's the last thing in the world you want me to do. 218 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,357 Alright Chuck, just watch some TV or something. 219 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,901 Now back to... 220 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,696 You can't just buy people, Mr. Potter. 221 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:28,323 You know what you are? You're a little bitch. 222 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,117 That's right, you're a bitch, 223 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,618 and I bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't you? 224 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,162 Wake up Cartman. 225 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:34,788 We gotta get to the mall. - What? 226 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,998 We have to go see Mr. Hankey at the mall. 227 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,583 Alright, keep your pants on. 228 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:38,584 Hey, bring us down some food, alright? 229 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,294 Okay. 230 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,795 Come on, D. 231 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,796 Can somebody drive us to the mall? 232 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,715 all: Yeah! 233 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,300 Hello, Mr. Hankey is appearing at the mall. 234 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,719 Can somebody please take us? 235 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,804 Uncle Stinky, can you drive us to the mall? 236 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,973 Not now, Eric. Holding! He held him. Where's the flag? 237 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,766 Uncle Stinky, my stupid friends wanna see Mr. Hankey. 238 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:55,851 You have to take us. 239 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,269 I said no, and I mean no. 240 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,480 Respect my authority. 241 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,148 [grumbling] 242 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,941 With only 16 seconds left, the Cornhusker-- 243 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,194 We interrupt this broadcast for a news bulletin. 244 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,820 What! 245 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,322 Mass murderer and extremely nasty person 246 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:10,532 Charles Manson has escaped from prison. 247 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,159 Manson was the man responsible 248 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,328 for seven murders in the late '60s. 249 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:15,954 Manson has never shown any signs of remorse 250 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,706 for his crime. 251 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,291 If you see Manson, please kick his ass 252 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,460 and smash his fucking face in for me. 253 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,587 And then call the police. And now back to the game. 254 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,422 And they've done it! 255 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,841 They've scored 16 unanswered points in 15 seconds. 256 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,551 all: Oh, weak! 257 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,011 Eric, I need you to take care 258 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,013 of your cousin Elvin for a while. 259 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,098 I don't want to take care of cousin Elvin! 260 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,226 Won't you do it for Grandma? 261 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,937 Alright, give me $10. 262 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,690 Kickass. 263 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,526 Chuck, can you turn that damn thing down? 264 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,195 Hello, movie house! Hello, burger parlor! 265 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,780 You know what the spirit of Christmas is? 266 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,782 It's another lie from the lying pigs 267 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,242 that consider me the witness-- 268 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,494 Okay, Chuck, thank you very much. 269 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,079 - My family sucks ass. - Yeah, they do. 270 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,789 All families suck ass. 271 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,207 Here, we got you some sticky cinnamon buns. 272 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,334 - Wow, sweet. - Hey! 273 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,835 Dude, we have to get to the mall. 274 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,087 You guys, seriously. 275 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,630 What's the matter? 276 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,382 My stupid friends want to go to the mall 277 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,716 to visit Mr. Hankey but nobody would drive us. 278 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,510 - Oh, bummer. - I'll take you. 279 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,178 That's okay, Chuck, 280 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,888 you just keep watching Christmas specials. 281 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,515 Hey, I didn't bust out of prison 282 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,558 to be locked up in somebody's basement. 283 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,725 I want some action. 284 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,394 Good for you, Charlie. 285 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,187 Come on, I'll hotwire your grandpa's car. 286 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,064 Do you really think we should go with this guy? 287 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,941 Stan, don't be such a dumbass. You have to trust people. 288 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,609 Alright boys, keep your heads down. 289 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,614 We're going to the mall. 290 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,783 all: Hooray! 291 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:35,909 I just can't believe he would go 292 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,202 without our permission. 293 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,996 Now, Sharon, don't overreact. 294 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,872 Maybe Stan didn't go to Cartman's grandmother's. 295 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,541 Maybe he just ran away or got kidnapped or something. 296 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,127 I hope for his sake you're right. 297 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,920 Hello. 298 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,672 Hello, Ms. Cartman, it's Sharon, Stan's mother. 299 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,132 Did Stanley go up there to Nebraska with you? 300 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,508 Oh, why yes, he did. 301 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,010 I thought you were dead, Sharon. 302 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,511 What? 303 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,054 Stanley told me you had passed on. 304 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,681 I'm glad to see that you're better. 305 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,641 Get the car, Randy, we're going to Nebraska. 306 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,519 Ooh, Stan's in trouble. 307 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,066 Do you see him? 308 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,068 Not yet, I think we still have a ways to go. 309 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,987 I can't wait to see him. He's gonna be so glad we came. 310 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,281 I drove all the way from Montana to see Mr. Hankey. 311 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,907 That's nice, kid. 312 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,618 I knew Mr. Hankey before he was even famous. 313 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:18,994 How the hell did Mr. Hankey get so popular? 314 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,662 Look at all this Mr. Hankey stuff. 315 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,247 Mr. Hankey kicks ass. 316 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,707 And another thing, 317 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:24,833 it says Mr. Hankey is also appearing 318 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,293 at the Crossroads Mall. 319 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,586 So? 320 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,087 So how could Mr. Hankey be here 321 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,589 and at another mall at the same time? 322 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,798 Dude, Mr. Hankey has magic powers. 323 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,800 He can do whatever he wants. 324 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,429 How would you like to come with me 325 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,889 to a more secluded part of the mall? 326 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,182 [muffled] Okay. 327 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,017 I really like that guy. 328 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,977 Oh, looks like you finished your Fudgsicle, Elvin. 329 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,689 [crying] 330 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,276 God damn it, be quiet, shut up, Elvin! 331 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,783 No, Elvin. Bad Elvin. 332 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,874 Folks need to understand that I am terror. 333 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,959 I am fear, I am... 334 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,711 oh, hey look, another holiday special. 335 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,838 And now back to "The Grinchy Poo"! 336 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,924 The Grinchy Poo went up the chimney 337 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,717 and stuffed the tree up. 338 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,595 But then he heard a coo like the cry of a dove. 339 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,347 It was little Cindy Lou Poo, 340 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,057 who was no more than two. 341 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,725 Mr. Hankey, why? 342 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,894 Why are you taking our Christmas tree? 343 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,729 Why? 344 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,356 That old Grinchy Poo thought up a lie, 345 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,774 and he thought it up quick. 346 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,359 Alright boys, you're next. 347 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,735 Welcome to Mr. Hankey's Happy Lolly Land. 348 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,237 Oh boy, here we go. 349 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,948 Howdy-ho, boys. 350 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,533 Mr. Hankey? 351 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,535 Gosh, you boys smell like flowers. 352 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,161 You're not the real Mr. Hankey. 353 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,205 Sure I am, howdy-ho. 354 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,998 You look a lot bigger than the last time we saw you. 355 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,292 Well, Mr. Hankey has to grow too, you know. 356 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,877 Howdy-ho. 357 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,504 You boys want your picture with Mr. Hankey? 358 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,423 This is not Mr. Hankey, this is a fake! 359 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,465 [all gasp] 360 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,758 [crying] 361 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,635 It's okay kids, I'm real. 362 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,387 Howdy-ho. 363 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,055 all: Howdy-ho! 364 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,682 Why are you people doing this? 365 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,517 Why would you lie like this? To children? 366 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,768 Look kid, there's Mr. Hankeys like me 367 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:07,978 in every shopping mall. 368 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,271 There is no real Mr. Hankey. 369 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,772 What? What did you say? 370 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,399 Oh boy, you've done it now. 371 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,693 Behold, here's your false prophet. 372 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:15,777 [all gasping] 373 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,113 all: Boo! 374 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,699 - Ow! - Get him! 375 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,200 Son of a bitch! 376 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,744 You lied to me, Mother. 377 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:24,911 You said it was the real Mr. Hankey. 378 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,288 Well, yes, but... 379 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,622 I will not forget this, Mother. 380 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,082 I will not forget this ever. 381 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,918 This is revolution! 382 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,713 [screaming] - Uh-oh, they're rioting again. 383 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,009 And all the Poos down in Pooville 384 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,802 joined hands and they sang. 385 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,596 They sang all the same. 386 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,015 And he himself, the Grinchy Poo, 387 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,808 carved the roast poo. 388 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,643 Wow, man, that's beautiful. 389 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,521 He was evil, but now he's good. 390 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,607 [grunting] 391 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,733 What's happening? 392 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,193 Some kid must have said 393 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,195 it wasn't the real Mr. Hankey again. 394 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,908 Use the tear gas! 395 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,244 [coughing] 396 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,829 I told you guys the holiday season 397 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,164 is nothing but lies and bullcrap. 398 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,707 Well, how was it? 399 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,083 - It was a fake. - Oh, I'm sorry. 400 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,543 Cartman was right, 401 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,920 the holiday season is for idiots. 402 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,630 Where did you go, Uncle Charlie? 403 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,089 I went to a beauty parlor and had my tattoo redone. 404 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,466 - Look. - Oh, that's pretty cool. 405 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,634 Hey, where's Kenny? 406 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,511 Oh, he's around. 407 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,638 [muffled] - Oh, hey Kenny. 408 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,182 Come on, I'll buy you kids an orange smoothie. 409 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,435 Hey, there he is! That's Charlie Manson! 410 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,687 Run for your lives, boys! 411 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:37,275 Wait... you guys... seriously. 412 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,402 Come back here, God damn it! 413 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,404 [tires screech] 414 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,281 Oh, getting away! 415 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,867 [sirens] 416 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:47,911 Keep your heads down, kids. 417 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,538 [gunshots] 418 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,581 Hey, what the hell is wrong with you people? 419 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,667 I can't believe they would put a fake Mr. Hankey in the mall. 420 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,794 If Mr. Hankey ever found out, he'd be so pissed. 421 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,003 We interrupt this program 422 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,880 for a breaking news story. 423 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,674 A high speed car chase is happening right now 424 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,300 on Interstate 3. 425 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,135 We go now to our live Sky-5 helicopter. 426 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,720 Ron, it looks as though the chase 427 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,681 is proceeding west down the interstate. 428 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,850 Oh, that looks a lot like your car, Harold. 429 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,893 We understand that Charles Manson is inside the car 430 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,896 with several hostages, all of whom are children. 431 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,690 My God, what is this world coming to? 432 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,525 Well, we'd like to take a moment to tell you 433 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,693 that this car chase is being brought to you 434 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,695 by Snacky S'mores: 435 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,822 the creamy fun of S'mores in a delightful cookie crunch. 436 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,241 They're gaining on us. 437 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,078 Fudgsicle! 438 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,747 [tires screeching] 439 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,040 Kickass. 440 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,458 God, I hate the holiday season. 441 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,133 Oh, hello kids, having fun? 442 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,511 Get in the house! - Alrighty then. 443 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,013 Lock the door. 444 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,681 Oh, my God, it's Charlie Manson, wow! 445 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,433 What's going on? 446 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,018 There's a bunch of policemen chasing after us. 447 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,519 Quiet down, we're watching television. 448 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,479 Oh, Phillip, what a festive season. 449 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,023 That's right, Terrance. This is the season for sharing. 450 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,566 [farts] 451 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,609 The cops are here. 452 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,693 Howard? 453 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,862 How did you get out, son? 454 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,739 Alright Manson, we know you're in there. 455 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,949 Come out peacefully and we'll shoot you. 456 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,659 Tell him we won't shoot him. - Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. 457 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,787 Come out peacefully and we won't shoot you. 458 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:16,207 Oh, look, Police Chief Stevens got a new haircut. 459 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,959 Get down, Ma! 460 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,628 Hey man, don't point a gun at your own mother. 461 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,212 What the hell is wrong with you, Manson? 462 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,756 You're acting all funny. 463 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,299 Everybody just sit down and shut up. 464 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,842 We're not going back to the big house. 465 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,177 Well, Howard, you've done it again. 466 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,720 You ruined Christmas. 467 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,555 This is Robert Pooner reporting live 468 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,641 from Nebraska where escaped convict Charlie Manson 469 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,100 has walled himself up in a house. 470 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,852 We understand there are hostages 471 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,604 and that the situation is critical. 472 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,855 So we would like to remind you all 473 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,523 that this live hostage crisis 474 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,400 is being brought to you by Palmoral sunblock. 475 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,611 Remember, if it isn't Palmoral. you're gonna get cancer. 476 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,613 What's going on here? 477 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,365 We've got a critical situation, ma'am. 478 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,241 Charlie Manson is holding everybody inside hostage. 479 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,660 Is this the Cartman residence? 480 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,078 - Yes, ma'am. - Give me that! 481 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,246 Stanley, this is your mother! 482 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,831 Uh-oh. 483 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:57,999 What's your mom doing here, dude? 484 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,626 Young man, I have had it. 485 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,544 You have disobeyed me for the last time. 486 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,004 Wow, she's really pissed. 487 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,756 I'm glad I'm not you right now, kid. 488 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,842 What do you have to say for yourself, Stanley? 489 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,761 Sorry. 490 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,347 Still more developments in the Manson hostage crisis. 491 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,766 It appears now that eight-year-old Stan Marsh 492 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,351 is in big, big, trouble. 493 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,186 He apparently disobeyed his parents, 494 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,021 left home without telling them. 495 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,774 And, Tom, his mother is very disappointed with him. 496 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,442 Damn it, what are we gonna do? 497 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,611 Shh, we're watching television. 498 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,154 [laughing] 499 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,239 [farts] 500 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,281 Wait! Wait! 501 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,449 [farts] 502 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,492 [laughing] 503 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,493 Hold on. 504 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,036 [farts] 505 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,121 Over here, over here. 506 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,664 [farts] 507 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,707 Here comes one... 508 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,417 [farts] 509 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,626 Hold on, wait, wait. 510 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,919 Come out with your hands up. 511 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,629 Damn it, Dad, 512 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,381 why didn't you put a back door on this house? 513 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,174 Well, there's that old window in the bathroom. 514 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,551 You could probably squeeze through there. 515 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,094 That's it. 516 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,262 We're going out the bathroom window. 517 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,139 Come on, Manson. 518 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,807 But I gotta see what happens. - Come on, damn it. 519 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,684 Well, it was good seeing you all. 520 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,019 Don't move until we're gone, or I'll shoot you dead. 521 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,145 Happy holidays. 522 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,771 all: Happy holidays. 523 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,151 Dude, they're gonna kill me. 524 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,485 Alright Manson, this is it. 525 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,487 We're coming in after you. 526 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,489 There's gonna be a lot of bloodshed, 527 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,450 and a lot of innocent people are gonna die. 528 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,369 You've got until 100-marshmallow to come out. 529 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,246 One marshmallow. 530 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,165 Two marshmallow. 531 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,499 Three marshmallow. 532 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,460 Alright, it's open, let's go. 533 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,336 Excuse me, I want to go with you. 534 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,172 Please, I don't want to go back with them. 535 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,923 But Stan, your mother and father are out there. 536 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,425 I know, they've come to punish me. 537 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,093 All they want to do is make me pay 538 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,261 for coming to Nebraska in the first place. 539 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,429 Alright kid, you can come. 540 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,056 Now, let's go. 541 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,557 Stan, I want to talk to you about family. 542 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,850 What? - What? 543 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,518 You see, I had a family once. 544 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,729 At least, I called them my family. 545 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,522 Really they were nothing but a gang of people 546 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,566 I thought were my friends. 547 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,485 After we killed a bunch of people together, 548 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,321 I realized that my real family was who took care of me 549 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,490 and who took the time to care about what I did. 550 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,533 But they don't care about me, they just want to punish me. 551 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,285 If they don't care about you, 552 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,205 would they have driven nine hours to Nebraska? 553 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,792 I guess you're right, Uncle Charlie, thanks. 554 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,919 Now can we go? - No, Howard. 555 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,004 You go ahead. I've got something to say. 556 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,090 Oh, weak! 557 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,549 Folks, I apologize for this whole mess. 558 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,343 I'm going to surrender. 559 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,886 Somebody show the police a white flag. 560 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,348 90 marshmallow, 91 marshmallow... 561 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,016 This is making me hungry for marshmallows. 562 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,102 92 marshmallow. 563 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,231 Look out, he's got a white flag! 564 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,359 [gunshots] 565 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,985 Oh, my God! 566 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:31,986 They killed the little orange coat kid. 567 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,446 You bastards! 568 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,701 They're surrendering. 569 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,579 You're under arrest, buddy. 570 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,414 Alright you, spread 'em. 571 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,959 You're going back to prison to rot, Manson. 572 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,128 - Good, I deserve to. - What? 573 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,171 I can never make it up to the families that I destroyed. 574 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,798 But at least I'll make an example 575 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,967 for anyone else thinking that crime is an answer. 576 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,094 Stop that! - You see, I get it now. 577 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,680 I finally understand what the holidays are all about. 578 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,223 Boys, don't you see? 579 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,850 You can't let things get you down 580 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,351 during the holidays because being happy 581 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,936 is what the holidays are all about. 582 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,437 Charlie's right. 583 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,438 I'm not gonna let some fake Mr. Hankey 584 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,982 spoil my holidays. 585 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,567 I've been such a bastard all these years, 586 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,734 and I finally understand, 587 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,820 and it feels great! 588 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,406 I feel like I'm in my own Christmas special. 589 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,074 You see... 590 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,201 ♪ Holidays are that special time ♪ 591 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,288 ♪ When we laugh and sing and feel warm and cozy ♪ 592 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:28,084 ♪ Forget about being angry for a day ♪ 593 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:32,213 ♪ Remember how it felt to be a child ♪ 594 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,300 ♪ Opening presents on Christmas morning ♪ 595 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:39,846 ♪ That's the way that we should all feel now ♪ 596 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,765 ♪ So I say happy, happy, happy, happy ♪ 597 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,269 ♪ Happy, happy, holiday ♪ 598 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,021 ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy ♪ 599 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:51,357 ♪ Happy, happy, holiday ♪ 600 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,611 ♪ Happy Kwanza too ♪ 601 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:58,615 ♪ From me to you ♪ 602 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,575 Happy holidays, you guys. 603 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,244 - Happy holidays, Bob. - Happy holidays, Chief. 604 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,662 Come on, Manson. You belong in jail. 605 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,497 You're darn right I do. 606 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,874 Well, I guess I'll be going, Mom and Dad. 607 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,250 I hope you can forgive me. 608 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,502 Oh, of course, we forgive you, son. 609 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,047 It was nice of you to pop in for the holidays. 610 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,841 Yes, now, watch that ass in prison, son. 611 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,384 I always do. 612 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,469 See you Eric, thanks for all your help. 613 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,262 See you, Uncle Howard. 614 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,388 Thanks for being such a great role model for me. 615 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,098 Piece of crap. 616 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,850 I hope you can forgive me too, Mom. 617 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,685 Oh Stanley, let's just forget the whole thing 618 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,520 and have a nice holiday back home. 619 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,189 Really? 620 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,273 Sure, we'll punish you after the holidays. 621 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,442 Hooray! Wait, what? 622 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,070 And so Manson is hauled off to jail to rot in his cell. 623 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,905 Everything is back to normal, 624 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,698 and I guess the only thing left to say is, 625 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,824 God bless us, everyone. 626 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,913 And I guess that's what I've learned. 627 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,289 I'm sorry for what I did. 628 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,332 But that doesn't make up for it. 629 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,292 I deserve to be in jail. 630 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,711 All I hope is I don't make mankind lose faith in itself. 631 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,088 Yes, there's murders in the world, 632 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,714 there's rapists and thieves. 633 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,716 But those are the vast minority. 634 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,510 The majority of mankind is made up of caring people 635 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,512 who try every day to do what they think is right. 636 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,347 And that's the spirit of the season. 637 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,684 - What do you think, guys? - It sucks. 638 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,811 Just like all your other books. 639 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,107 Well, good night, you guys. 640 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,817 - Happy holidays. - Shut up! 641 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,444 [rumbling] 642 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,822 What was that? What the... 643 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,449 [all] Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! 644 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:27,954 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪ 645 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:32,333 ♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ 646 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:36,796 ♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild ♪ 647 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:41,009 ♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪ 648 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:45,555 ♪ Joyful all ye nations rise ♪ 649 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,767 ♪ Join the triumph of the skies ♪ 650 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:54,314 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪ 651 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,607 Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.