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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have myself
a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting
"howdy, neighbor" ♪

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♪ Heading on
up to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪

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( mumbling )

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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪

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( TV )
As we steer our boat down,

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looking for these
dangerous predators.

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Oy, there's a king 'croc
right there!

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He must be four meters,
12-13 feet long at least.

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This 'croc has enough
power in his jaws

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to rip my head right off.
- ( mumbling )

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I've got to
be careful.

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So what I'm gonna do
is sneak up on him,

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and jam my thumb in
its butthole.

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Holy crap, dude!

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If I get
bit out here,

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I'm 200 kilometers from
the nearest hospital.

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I better be
real careful

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jamming my thumb
in its butthole.

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Oh, boy he's
pissed off now.

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Go, dude, go!

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I'm gonna jam my thumb
in its butthole now!

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This should really
piss it off.

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Oh, yeah, that
pissed it off alright!

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I've got to
be careful!

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This guy rules!

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( mumbling )
I told you guys.

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Well, that was
quite an angry 'croc,

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but I managed to escape
with only a few bruises

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and a shattered
left testicle.

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Next week we'll look
for more of these beautiful creatures

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so we can learn
more about them

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by pissing
them off immensely.

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Thanks for watching.

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Dude, let's go
look for crocodiles.

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Yeah.

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( Cartman ) there's bound
to be some 'crocs up here.

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I'll use my 'croc call
and try to bring them in.

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Bananas, bananas.

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That's not how a 'croc sounds,
you fat-ass penis!

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Oy, now I'm gonna kick
my friend Kyle

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in the beanbag and see
what happens, by crikey!

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Get away from me,
Cartman!

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Come here, crocky.

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Ahh!

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Dude!

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Help! Uhh!

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Good job, Cartman,
you killed Kyle.

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( mumbling )

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Well, he shouldn't
have called me fat.

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Why the hell not? That's like
calling the sky blue.

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Well, screw him. He's dead. Let's go
look for crocodiles.

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( Kyle )
You guys!

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Hey, he's still alive.
Kyle, are you okay?

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I think so.
Is Cartman up there?

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I'm right
here, Kyle.

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Cartman, you fucking hunk of
fat rat fucking

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hunk of pig fucking ass face.

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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Say that
to my face, pussy!

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Can you climb
back up, dude?

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I don't think so.

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Dammit, I guess
I'll have to go get him.

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No, come on, you guys. Let's look
for crocodiles.

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( grunting )

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Whoa, dude, this
is making me sick.

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Sick, dude.

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Sorry.

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What the hell are
you doing, fat boy?

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( Cartman )
Screw you, hippy!

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Come on, dude, I want
to get out of here.

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All right, just
grab the rope.

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Wait a minute.
What's this?

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Ahh!
Ahh!

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Dude, it's a dude!

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He's like some
frozen guy.

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( Cartman ) Come on, you guys, it's
getting cold up here.

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Shut up,
Cartman.

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Dude, I saw this
in a movie once.

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The old cavemen
get frozen,

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and then people
discover them

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and make them
their caveman friend.

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Wow, cool.

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You guys, there's a frozen ape man
from the past down here.

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Send some more rope.
- Really?

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Hey, there's a
frozen guy down there.

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Help me chip some
of the ice away.

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( Cartman )
Hey, you guys,

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this is just like
that one movie,

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and John Travolta and
that French chick

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were doing it
all summer long,

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and they went
back to school

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and sang songs about
greased lightning.

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You know, that movie,
the Sandra Dee chick

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is all prissy, and then the
Italian chick

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gets an abortion, but she--

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( together ) Cartman,
will you shut the hell up

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and get some
more rope?

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Ah, screw you
guys, anyway!

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Hey, remember when that kid found
a wallet, and he got a reward?

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Yeah, sweet. Maybe we can get
a reward for the frozen guy.

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Hooray!
Hooray!

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( Cartman )
Hooray.

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( Stan )
Where should we bring it?

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( Kyle )
I don't know.

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We just have to
get it to town

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and then let them figure out
what to do with it.

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I think I'm gonna
name it Gorac.

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No, dude, we have
to name it Steve.

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Steve? What the hell kind of
caveman name is Steve?

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It's my name,
and I found him.

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You didn't find him;
I found him.

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What are you
talking about, dude?

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I fell down that abyss,
and there it was.

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You wouldn't have
even noticed it

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if I hadn't
pointed it out.

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Kenny, who found
the iceman?

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( mumbling )

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I think we're almost
there, you guys.

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All right, people,
the next order of business

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is a very
serious matter.

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We need to vote on
whether South Park

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should reinstate
the death penalty or not.

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All those in
favor, say "yippy".

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Yippy!
Yippy!

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Wait, what was that?
I missed the question.

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Yippy.

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All those
oppose say "nay".

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Nay.
- Screw you!

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Hey, screw you!

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Excuse me.

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Not now, kids,

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the town is having
a very important debate

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on capital
punishment.

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But we found a frozen
iceman from the past.

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I found this frozen guy
in the woods today.

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No, I found this frozen guy
in the woods today.

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What the hell
is going on here?

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We came for
our reward.

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Yeah, like the kid
with the wallet.

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Reward,
what reward?

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Mayor, I think the boys may have
stumbled onto something here.

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You see, mayor, frozen
links are often found.

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Dinosaur eggs,
woolly mammoths...

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This specimen could be a
missing link in our evolution.

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If I can unfreeze the body
and perform an autopsy,

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I could learn much about this
creature's people and its time.

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Sure, sure, sure, be my guest,
knock your socks off.

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Thank you,
mayor.

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Oh, and, boys,

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I can't give you a reward
for finding this creature.

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But if you'd like,
I'll let you name him.

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Really?
Sweet! How about Steve?

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Steve it is.

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Wait a minute,
his name is Gorac.

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Come on, Steve,
we've got work to do.

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Unfreezing this body will
be quite delicate work.

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We'll have to use the most
advanced methods available.

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This is very
exciting.

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He could be
a Neanderthal,

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or an Australopithecus
from the Paleolithic era.

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Do you see that,
Kevin?

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These clothes are
from Eddie Bauer.

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I haven't seen anybody
wear clothes from Eddie Bauer

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since...1996.

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This is
incredible.

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Think of all we can
learn from this body.

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All that it
can teach us.

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Let's just hope the press doesn't
get wind of this right away.

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Stand back, people,
there's nothing to see here.

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What about the prehistoric
iceman?

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Oh, yeah,
there is that.

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Dr. Mephisto,

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could you please tell
us what's going on?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we still
have a lot of work to do.

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But it is my opinion that this
man has been frozen in time

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for over 32 months.

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Oh!
Yes, it's true.

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Although
at this early stage

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we know very little
about this man

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or the time from
which he comes.

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Fascinating news tonight
from South Park.

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An ancient discovery
of a prehistoric man

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actually frozen
in ice.

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A team of scientists continues
to try and unfreeze the body

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so that it can be
autopsied and studied.

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The caveman was discovered
by Kyle Broflovski,

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who had
this to say.

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Well, I fell down
this ice cavern...

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La, la, la, la!
And I saw this block of ice,

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so I called me friend to
borrow...

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The prehistoric iceman
is thought to be

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from the late
neo-post-Jurassic era,

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where he was probably part of
a hunting and gathering tribe

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that lived on
Waterston Street.

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That's it, Kevin.

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Now we can
begin the autopsy.

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Uhh...

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Huh, what's this?

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Mmm...

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Holy crap,
he's alive?

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That's impossible.
Do an EKG on him.

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Augh!

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My God, he really
is alive.

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The ice must have
preserved him.

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Well, quick,
do something.

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No, no, we've got to
think this through.

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Mayor, this man has
not been conscious

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for almost
three years.

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He won't understand
what he sees.

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He'll be frightened
and confused.

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Well, you can't
just let him die.

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Perhaps death is better
than the shock he will take

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trying to adapt
to our time.

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Uhh...uhh...

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Oh, my goodness, it looks as if
he's about to speak.

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Where...where am I?

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What? What's he saying?
Is that English?

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What? You're hungry?

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Where am I?
You're--you're hungry?

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What's going on?

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Me friend. Friend.
Me friend.

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Me-phis-to.
Me-phis-to.

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Huh?

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If we could understand
what he's saying,

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then maybe we could
get some answers.

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If only there was someone who
could communicate with him

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on a level as
primitive as his own.

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A mind like...
A child.

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Dude, I wanted
to call him Gorac.

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Gorac's a gay name.
- No, it isn't.

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Why are you being
such a dick?

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I'm not be a dick,
you're being a dick.

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Nuh-huh.
- Hello, children,

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Dr. Mephisto
needs one of you

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to help him out
in his lab

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with the prehistoric
iceman.

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I'll go.

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No, I'll go;
I found him.

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Damn, I've never seen you
guys fight like this.

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All right, there's only
one fair way to do this.

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Everyone one stick out
their potatoes.

250
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,092
My mother
and your mother

251
00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,594
were out hanging
clothes.

252
00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,554
My mother punched
your mother in the nose.

253
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,722
What color
blood came out?

254
00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:52,973
Blue.

255
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,435
B-I-o-o...
Spells blue,

256
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,645
and that means that you
will go to the lab

257
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,022
and help out Mephisto

258
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,273
and then we can
all go home

259
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,192
and watch
"Murphy Brown".

260
00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,236
Steve, you.

261
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,571
Where am I?

262
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:13,202
Steve. Steve.
Steve...

263
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,828
Oh, good,
you're here.

264
00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,622
Oh, my God,
they revived Gorac.

265
00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,248
You bastards!

266
00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,791
Yes, and I need you
to communicate with him.

267
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,168
See if you can understand
what he's saying.

268
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,004
Uh, hi.
- Hi.

269
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,506
What'd he say?
- He said hi.

270
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,049
Very interesting.
- Where am I?

271
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,634
What?
- He wants to know where he is.

272
00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,011
Tell him...
Tell him he's home.

273
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,137
You're home.

274
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,431
In the year 1999.

275
00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,974
It's 1999?!

276
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,601
He's been frozen for
the past 32 months.

277
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,019
Dude, you've been
frozen for 32 months.

278
00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,979
And we found you--
- What? 32 months?

279
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,523
All right, all right, all
right, calm down.

280
00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,899
I think
that's enough for today.

281
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,192
Good job, dude,
you freaked him out.

282
00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,818
Oh, shut up,
ass master,

283
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,487
you're just jealous that
they had me talk to him.

284
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,489
Guess what. You're not
my best friend anymore.

285
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,865
Cartman's my new
best friend.

286
00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,659
Sweet.
- Oh, yeah?

287
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,077
Well, you're not my
best friend anymore either.

288
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,161
Cartman is now
my best friend.

289
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,329
Killer.
- Fine.

290
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,414
Fine.
- Fine.

291
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,796
Are you
Alphonse Mephisto?

292
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,714
The same.

293
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,216
We're understand that you are
currently in possession

294
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,717
of the prehistoric
iceman from 1996.

295
00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,761
That's right.
We would like to...

296
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,474
We would like to
offer our services

297
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,809
in your experiments.

298
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,185
Oh? Where are you
gents from?

299
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354
From the
university...

300
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,897
of America.

301
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,232
Well, there's not
a lot to see.

302
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,900
But come on in.

303
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,694
He's still not
responding much to us.

304
00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,153
The shock is still
settling in.

305
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,655
But we've made
great progress

306
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,282
now that he's in the
habitat. Habitat?

307
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,950
Yes, Kevin and I designed
a habitat for Steve

308
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,661
to live in that is completely
like his own world.

309
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,746
Everything is
1996-oriented.

310
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:43,417
♪ All that she wants
is a another baby ♪

311
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,711
♪ She's gone
tomorrow... ♪

312
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,588
Amazing. He looks
so much like us.

313
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,715
Yes, well, Kevin has
done a lot of work

314
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,258
in figuring out just
how related to us

315
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,676
Steve really is.

316
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,928
He came up with
this drawing.

317
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,888
Dr. Mephisto,

318
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,599
we realize that a scientific
study is expensive.

319
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,976
We want to help you make
this project more lucrative.

320
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,311
How would
we do that?

321
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,895
It's easy.

322
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,816
♪ I saw the sign ♪

323
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,111
♪ And it opened up my eyes,
I saw the sign ♪

324
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,112
♪ Life is demanding... ♪

325
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,572
As you can see,

326
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,824
the iceman is listening
to Ace of Base,

327
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,035
which was a very popular
group during his era.

328
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,621
Their primitive drumming
soothed his peoples' tempers.

329
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,747
He doesn't look
very happy in there.

330
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,581
No, he sure doesn't.

331
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,915
I wasn't talking
to you, butt-pipe,

332
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:24,958
I was talking
to Cartman.

333
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,084
Well, I was talking
to Cartman, too.

334
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,586
Damn, I'm pretty freaking
cool all of a sudden.

335
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,880
Ah, here we see the iceman trying
to gain

336
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,590
internet access
on the computer.

337
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,051
The internet was still
not very big in his time,

338
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,511
so the web frightens
and confuses him.

339
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:37,971
Grrr!

340
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,598
It's okay,
he can't hurt you.

341
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,099
This is one-way glass,
he can't even see us.

342
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,644
And now the iceman
watches television.

343
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,520
This grizzly bear
has the strength

344
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,272
of over ten
Morgan Freemans!

345
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,024
I'm really pissing
him off right now.

346
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,651
Wait, this could
be dangerous.

347
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,319
How so?
He's changing the channel.

348
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,570
Something on
the television

349
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,988
could frighten
and confuse him.

350
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,948
And they've
done it!

351
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,076
The Atlanta Falcons are
going to the Super Bowl!

352
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,869
What?

353
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,746
Grrr!

354
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,872
( all gasping )

355
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,791
Grrr!

356
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,292
You guys aren't being
very nice to my creature.

357
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,293
He's my
creature!

358
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,753
He's fine, boys,

359
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,171
and we're learning
so much from him.

360
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,798
Let him out, dude.
He's scared.

361
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,341
He would be more scared
on the outside.

362
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,759
You think this stuff
freaks him out?

363
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,344
How do you think
he would react to

364
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,387
what's happening in
the government right now?

365
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,097
But it
isn't right.

366
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,515
Little boy, sometimes what's
right isn't as important

367
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,810
as what's
profitable.

368
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,527
Uh-oh!

369
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,822
Oh, my God,
they killed Kenny!

370
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,368
What? I'm not
talking to you.

371
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,830
♪ I saw the sign ♪

372
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:48,417
♪ And it opened up my eyes,
I saw the sign... ♪

373
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,336
Gorac! Gorac!
Gorac, are you there?

374
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,255
Oh, hi. What are
you doing here?

375
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,715
Viewing hours
are 10 to 6.

376
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,216
I don't think it's
fair for them

377
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,342
to keep you captive
like this, Gorac.

378
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,885
I came to bust you out.

379
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,470
Wow, that's really
nice of you, kid. Thanks.

380
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,432
What are you
doing here?

381
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,058
I'm here to
bust out Steve.

382
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,852
What? You can't.
I'm here to bust out Gorac.

383
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,603
His name is Steve!
- His name is Gorac!

384
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,604
My name is Larry.

385
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,772
Steve!
- Gorac!

386
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,190
Steve!

387
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,692
What kind of stupid-ass
name is Steve?

388
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,943
Because he kind of
looks like Steve Austin,

389
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,571
"The Six Million Dollar Man".

390
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,406
No, he doesn't!
- Does so!

391
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,199
Uh, hey, kids, could you
just open the door

392
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,659
so I could get back
to my family?

393
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,369
I found him,
I'm rescuing him!

394
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,871
Thanks.
- You're a dick!

395
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,539
You're a dick!
- You're a dick.

396
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,166
And I've had it with your
dick-atry! I choose you!

397
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,543
You wanna fight?
Well, that's fine with me!

398
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,378
Tomorrow afternoon at the bus
stop! Four o'clock!

399
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,088
Why don't we make it
three o'clock?!

400
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,131
Because, dude, "Terrance
and Phillip" is on at three.

401
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,758
Oh, yeah.

402
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,134
Fine, I'll kick
your ass tomorrow, dick!

403
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,385
I'll kick your ass
so bad you'll wish

404
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,596
you never had it
to begin with!

405
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,972
Your ass, I mean.

406
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,224
Wait...

407
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,024
♪ I just smelled
your britches ♪

408
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,817
♪ And they're stinky ♪

409
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,154
♪ Stinky britches,
stinky britches ♪

410
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,575
Grrrr!

411
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,579
He's gone. The iceman
has broken out.

412
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,581
No, that's impossible.
How could he have?

413
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,000
He must have
used this... Door.

414
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,043
Damn it!
Damn it!

415
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,669
We have to find him.

416
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,046
He won't survive long
out in the world.

417
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,881
Yes, and if
he isn't found,

418
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:18,882
we won't be able to use him
for our military war--

419
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,175
Shh.
- Right.

420
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,760
What?
- What? -Nothing.

421
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:22,761
No, what'd you say?
Use him for what?

422
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,846
Blaabbhh!

423
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,682
Dr. Mephisto, where could
the creature have gone?

424
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,267
I have no idea.

425
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,936
We'll never track him
down on our own.

426
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,396
This calls for some
special assistance.

427
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,317
Can I help you?

428
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,152
Leslie, it's me Larry.

429
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,114
Your husband.

430
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,534
Husband?
You're not my husband.

431
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,036
Think hard, Leslie,
we used to be together.

432
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,454
For over
eight years?

433
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,457
I seem to
remember a husband,

434
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,959
but I think he was lost

435
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,836
and never found
on Kenosha Pass.

436
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,921
That was me.
- Oh.

437
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,297
Who is it,
lover?

438
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,551
It's my former husband
who I'd forgotten all about.

439
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,677
Ooh.

440
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,058
Well, sir, let me
shake your hand.

441
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,685
I'm proud to meet
the man whose wife

442
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,812
I'm currently sticking
it to every night.

443
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,524
So, you remarried?

444
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,067
Yes, Lori--
- Larry!

445
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,193
Uh, Larry.

446
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,153
Larry, you disappeared.

447
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,906
I waited for you to come
home for over three days.

448
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,617
I remember how cold and
lonely the nights got.

449
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,954
By the fourth day I knew I had
to move on.

450
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,874
Didn't anybody send out
a search party for me?

451
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,334
We did, Larry.
We looked all afternoon,

452
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,086
but we found nothing,
no trace.

453
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,380
Please, Leslie,
I don't know where else to go.

454
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,548
I'm confused.

455
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,091
Leslie, I'm with Buck now.

456
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,801
You're Leslie.
- Right.

457
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,845
I'm with Buck now.
We have children together.

458
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,472
Calvin is eight, and
little Buck is thirteen.

459
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,308
I can't just up
and leave them.

460
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,642
I'm sorry.

461
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,394
I'm sorry, too.

462
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,315
I'll leave
you alone.

463
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,733
Eight and thirteen?

464
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,777
Well, I don't see
any 'crocs out here.

465
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,821
Damn it, Cartman! You're supposed to
be helping me get ready to fight Kyle,

466
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,740
not playing
Australian outback guy.

467
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,701
Oy, now I'm gonna let this
jaguar bite me in the face

468
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,161
and see if it hurts.

469
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,412
Come on, jaguar,
let's see what you got.

470
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,622
Ow!

471
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,040
Ah, son-of-a-bitch!

472
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,249
You suck as a best friend,
Cartman.

473
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,876
You son-of-a-bitch cat.

474
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,673
What are you
doing, Gorac?

475
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,008
I can't live
in your time.

476
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,177
I'm freezing
myself again.

477
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,261
Wow, that sucks, dude.

478
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,930
Tell me about it.

479
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,431
I've been doing this for
three and a half hours now

480
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,682
and only my toes are
starting to ice over.

481
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,934
Steve, wait.

482
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,560
What are you
doing here, dick?

483
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,978
We're not supposed to fight
until four o'clock.

484
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,647
I've got something
to show Steve, dick.

485
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,482
Gorac is busy freezing
himself again, dick.

486
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,984
Steve, you don't have
to freeze yourself. Look!

487
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,319
What is that?

488
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,487
It's this place
called Des Moines.

489
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,780
It's, like,
lost in time.

490
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,573
See? Everybody
looks like you do.

491
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,991
Fashion is
three years behind.

492
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,493
Technology is
three years behind.

493
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,578
Fads are three years
behind, just like you.

494
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,916
Home.

495
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,668
Come on, Steve, you're going
to Des Moines.

496
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,127
Oh, no, you don't,
glory-monger.

497
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,545
Gorac is my
responsibility.

498
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,672
I'll take him
to Des Moines.

499
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,131
No, you won't,
butthole.

500
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,592
( sirens )

501
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,677
They're coming for me.

502
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,261
Come on.

503
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,972
Yeah, these jaguars
can be real mean.

504
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,974
I'm gonna have to
smack it in the face.

505
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,351
Was the iceman here?
- He might have been, by crikey!

506
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,644
We have to
get him back.

507
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,062
Well, can you do it?

508
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,355
Sure I can.

509
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,649
I can hunt
down anything.

510
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,192
Wow! Kick ass!

511
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,572
We need a one-way ticket
to Des Moines, please.

512
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,241
Des Moines?
What the hell for?

513
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,325
We have to get
our friend Steve...

514
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,868
My friend Gorac!

515
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,203
To Des Moines or else
he's gonna melt away.

516
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,538
No, he's not
gonna melt away.

517
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,914
That's Frosty,
you stupid butthole.

518
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,416
Frosty, Steve,
whatever.

519
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710
Well, okay,
I'll find him a seat.

520
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,629
Dude, look,
it's four o'clock.

521
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,047
Oh, we'll wait for you
over there, Steve.

522
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,090
We have to start
fighting now.

523
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,550
Okay, boys, thanks.

524
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,635
Okay, first one
to die loses.

525
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,053
Okay.

526
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,263
Okay.

527
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,264
Okay.

528
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,682
So, here we go.

529
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,017
Okay.

530
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,769
Go.

531
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,229
Ow.

532
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,772
Ow.

533
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,399
Augh!

534
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,862
Wait a second.

535
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,284
I think he came
through here recently.

536
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,869
Yeah, I think
the same thing.

537
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,245
Well, where
the hell is he?

538
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,872
We've got to get him
back to the lab.

539
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,165
He can't function out
here in our time.

540
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,791
Calm down,
calm down.

541
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,752
Yeah, calm down, calm down,
you sons-of-bitches.

542
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,087
Wait, look.
- Is it him?

543
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,466
No, it's a Rocky Mountain
rattlesnake.

544
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,302
This is the most poisonous
snake in this entire region.

545
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,138
So, what I'm gonna do
is carefully sneak up on him

546
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,474
and jam my thumb
in its butthole.

547
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,769
Crikey! Oh this snake
is really pissed.

548
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,438
I'm gonna jam my thumb
in its butthole now.

549
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,732
Oh, yeah, that pissed
it off, alright.

550
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,650
Does he always do this?
- Yeah.

551
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,029
I'm gonna go jam my thumb
in something's butthole now.

552
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,742
Ow!
- Ow!

553
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,160
Watch my coat, dude.
- Oh.

554
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,162
I got my ticket.
- Huh?

555
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,539
I have to go
to platform B.

556
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,792
Oh, okay, it's
over this way.

557
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,507
The trail ends here.

558
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,800
The train station?

559
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,426
Then he's trying
to go somewhere.

560
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,053
Have you seen a man
who looks similar to us

561
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,013
but with a thicker brow
and ape-ish nose?

562
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,515
What the hell are you
talking about?

563
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,433
An iceman,
a man from the past.

564
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,935
We must find him.
Now, where is he?

565
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,604
( grunts )

566
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,939
Well, this is it.

567
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,065
I'm going back
to my time.

568
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,858
Thanks again, boys.

569
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,069
No problem, Gorac.
- Later.

570
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,403
You boys have
really shown me

571
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,197
the true meaning
of friendship.

572
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,907
You didn't care about
anything but my happiness.

573
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,450
You put me in
front of yourselves,

574
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,369
and that's what real
friendship is all about.

575
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,287
Yep.
- Uh-huh.

576
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,789
After being frozen,

577
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:43,957
I've learned that
all a person has in life

578
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,542
is family and friends.

579
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,418
If you lose those,
you have nothing.

580
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,003
So friends are
to be treasured

581
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,922
more than anything
else in the world.

582
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,590
Right on.
- Cool.

583
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,844
Good-bye boys,
good-bye, friends.

584
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,265
Where is he?
Where's Steve?

585
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,475
His name
is Gorac.

586
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,227
His name
is Steve.

587
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,728
The train.

588
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855
We've got to stop it.

589
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,148
No worries.

590
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:09,774
Let's get him.

591
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,900
No!
- No!

592
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,070
We've got to
stop that train.

593
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,738
Come back here, you.

594
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,241
Steve, Steve,
look out!

595
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,367
They're after you.

596
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,496
Oh, he's a wily one.

597
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,540
Oh, poop!
Steve, look out.

598
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,669
Notice the dilated pupils
of this prehistoric man.

599
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,005
A sure sign the
prey is frightened.

600
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,548
As well as he should be

601
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,049
as I will now jam
my thumb in its butthole.

602
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,050
Huh?
Crikey!

603
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,510
Stop the train.

604
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,928
Hey, who are you?

605
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,930
I said
stop that train.

606
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,557
Yes, hello,
I see you.

607
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,142
You're all moving
pretty fast,

608
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,269
but I'll catch up
to them, by crikey!

609
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,190
I've got you
pinned, I win.

610
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,941
Now I've got
you pinned, I win.

611
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,111
( gunshots )
Oh!

612
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,781
Hey, it's okay,
the chopper is here.

613
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,700
Go get him, boys,
cut him off.

614
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,869
No!
- Now for the <i>coup de grace.</i>

615
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,288
I'll just get my
thumb up here.

616
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:10,084
Ohhhh!

617
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,590
Uh, the train's
not stopping.

618
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,051
It's not stopping!

619
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,385
Ahhhh!

620
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,513
Golly!

621
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,140
Where's Gorac?

622
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,685
Wow, that is the God-damned-est
thing I ever seen.

623
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,690
Where's the iceman?

624
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858
He has to be around
here somewhere.

625
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,238
I can't believe
he's gone.

626
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,823
Wait. Look.
The helicopter.

627
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,408
Steve.
- He's alive.

628
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,410
Good-bye again.
I'm off to Des Moines.

629
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,912
No, come back.

630
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,997
You can't adapt,
you'll never live.

631
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,332
I'm not living here.

632
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,000
Living is having
ups and downs

633
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,253
and sharing them
with friends.

634
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,671
Thank you,
Stan and Kyle.

635
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,381
See ya!

636
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,549
Damn! Well, so much for our
plan to use the iceman

637
00:20:58,675 --> 00:20:59,676
to take over Sweden.

638
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,469
What?
- What? Nothing.

639
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,471
Kyle, Steve is a pretty
good name for that guy.

640
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,848
No, dude, Gorac is cool
because it's original.

641
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,100
And besides,
you found him.

642
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,478
Shh, be very,
very quiet.

643
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,147
I'm hunting crocodiles.
Ha ha ha ha!

644
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,774
Can we be best
friends again?

645
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,067
I hate having Cartman
as a best friend.

646
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,986
Me too.
He sucks.

647
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,029
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't
need you guys anyway.

648
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,864
You guys can
kiss my...

649
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,659
Aha! There's
a king 'croc right there.

650
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,288
And what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna sneak up on it

651
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,872
and jam my thumb in its...

652
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,167
( mooing)
Hey! Hey, get me out of here!

653
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,669
It smells like...

654
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,755
Hey, it smells like
Kenny's house in here.

655
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,758
<i>( rock music)</i>

656
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,468
♪♪

657
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:46,014
<i>♪ And you've got
stinky britches ♪</i>

658
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,016
<i>♪ Stinky britches ♪</i>

659
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:51,894
<i>♪ You've got stinky britches ♪</i>

660
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,565
<i>♪ You've got stinky britches ♪</i>