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♪ I'm going down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Okay, children, we have
a special guest today --

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a woman recruiting young people
for a national choir tour.

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Now, I know that choir tours
are totally stupid and lame,

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but please give her
your full attention.

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Go ahead.

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Uh, thank you,
Mr. Garrison.

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How are we all doing
today?

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I can't hear you!

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I said,
"how are we all doing?"

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[farts]

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Eric Cartman,
you say "excuse me"!

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Okay.

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Go ahead.

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Children, we are
a national choir called

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"Getting Gay With Kids."

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We're gonna do a big tour
down in Central America

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to help save the rainforest,
and you can be a part of it.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
- [laughter]

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Kenny McCormick, you speak
when you're spoken to!

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Go ahead.

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You see, we take kids
from all over the country

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and put them in a choir
where we sing and dance

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[yawns]

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to raise awareness about
our vanishing rainforests.

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Did you know over
10,000 acres of rainforest

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are bulldozed every year?

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That's right, and over
30% of the world's oxygen

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is made
in the rainforest.

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Miss Stevens: So,
who wants to join the fun?

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What if you don't
have any rhythm?

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Excuse me?
- Like my friend Kyle.

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He's Jewish so
he doesn't have any rhythm.

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Shut up, fat-ass!
- Choirs suck.

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Kyle Broflovski,
you watch your language!

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Eric Cartman,
you be nice to people!

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Stan Marsh,
you mind your manners!

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Kenny McCormick,
you pay attention!

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[exhales] Go ahead.

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Well, that's all,
really.

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So if anyone is interested

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in seeing the rainforest
and joining our choir,

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I'll leave information packets
up front.

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That's good. We need
some more toilet paper.

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[laughter]

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Alright,
that does it!

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Mr. Mackey: I am tired
of seeing you in my office.

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You get sent here
every day, Craig.

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I know.

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Why can't you behave?

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I don't know.

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What do you have to say
for yourself?

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Well, I'll tell you what,
young man,

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you're gonna be held back
a grade if you don't--

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Did you just flip me off?!
- No.

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Yes, you did.
You just flipped me the bird.

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Now, see, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.

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If you don't shape up, m'kay,
and get your head straight--

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There! You just
flipped me off again!

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No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!

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And until you stop
flipping people off,

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you can just go back
to the waiting room, m'kay?

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Next!

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Well, well, well,

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if it isn't Stan, Kyle,
Kenny, and Eric.

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Hey, Craig.
- Hey, don't flip me off,

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you son of a bitch!

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Sit down, boys.

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Let's see, what did Mr. Garrison
send <i>you</i> in here for?

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"The boys were being rude
while a choir teacher

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was giving
some stupid presentation."

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It's just some dumb
activist kids' choir thing.

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Young man,
"Getting Gay With Kids"

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is not dumb, m'kay?

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It just so happens that
I'm on the board of directors.

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Dude, all those choirs
are the same.

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They don't even really sing.
They use prerecorded tapes.

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Well, guess what, boys?

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I think "Getting Gay With Kids"
is just what you need.

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I'm gonna sign up
all four of you.

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What?!
- You can't do that!

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Mrph rm!

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Mrph rm, mrph.

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I think this will be
very good for you.

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But we don't even care
about the rainforest.

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And that's exactly
why you need to go, m'kay?

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Please, Mr. Mackey,
we'll be good!

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Don't send us
to that old kids' choir!

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Have mercy, Mr. Mackey!

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Be safe, Kyle.

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Bring me something back
from the rainforest.

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Oh, no, the rainforest
is very fragile.

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We must take only pictures
and leave only footprints.

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Oh,
I didn't realize.

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Did you know
that right now,

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bulldozers are tearing down
thousand of acres

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of rainforest
every day?

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Ah, man, this is
gonna suck donkey balls.

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Please, don't make me go on
a choir tour, mom! Please!

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Stan,
you should be excited.

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I would love to see
the rainforest.

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Besides, your dad and I
need some time alone.

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Noooo!

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Okay, children,
that's all of us.

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We're ready to head for
the Latin-American nation

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of Costa Rica,

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a country filled
with virgin rainforest.

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Whoopee.

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And you must be Eric Cartman.
I've heard about you.

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You don't respect nature
or other cultures.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Well, I'm gonna change
the way you think, kiddo.

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My name's Kelly.

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Mrph rm rmphm.
- Lenny?

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Mrph rmphm!
- Johnny?

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Rmphm!
- Oh.

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Now, we've got a long trip
ahead of us,

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so let's take the opportunity
to learn our choreography.

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The nightmare begins.

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[Latin-American music plays]

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Oh, look, children!

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I think
we're entering San José,

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which is the capital
of Costa Rica.

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Oh, this is so exciting!

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Oh, my God, dude!

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Look how dirty
and crappy everything is!

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Eric, Costa Rica
is a third-world country.

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These people are much poorer
than those in the U.S.

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Why the hell
don't they get jobs?

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Hey! Why don't you people quit
slacking off and get a job?!

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What's wrong with you?!
Go to college!

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Eric, sit down!

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You gotta be firm
with these people

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or they just slack off and
be poor forever, right, Kenny?

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Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny.
Maybe you're Costa Rican.

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That's why your family's
so poor.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
- Your family <i>isn't</i> poor?

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Wow, dude,
look over there!

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Wow!
Costa Rican prostitutes!

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Hey, look at the prostitutes,
you guys!

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[Latin accent]
What are you looking at, man?

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[Latin accent] Yeah,
why don't you take a picture?

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Okay. Cleek!

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Miss Stevens:
Eric, sit down!

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Kids, this is the Costa Rican
Capitol building.

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This is where
all the leaders

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of the Costa Rican government
make their--

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Oh, my God, it smells
like ass out here!

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Alright,
that does it!

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Eric Cartman, you respect
other cultures this instant!

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I wasn't saying anything
about their culture.

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I'm just saying
their city smells like ass.

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Wow, seeing a place
like this

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really makes you appreciate
living in America, huh?

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Mrph rm.

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You may think
that making fun

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of third-world countries
is funny,

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but let me--

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I don't think
it's funny.

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This place is overcrowded,
smelly, and poor.

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That's not funny.
That sucks.

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Eric, will you please, <i>please,
just keep your mouth shut</i>

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while we present ourselves
to the Costa-Rican president?

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Why?

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Because I'll buy you
some ice cream if you do.

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[laughing] Oh!

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Well, it was a long trip,

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but the children are very
excited to sing tomorrow.

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<i>¿Qué?</i>

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Uh, we're the choir

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that-that was sent
from the United States.

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<i>¿Qué?</i>

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We're the group singing

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for the "Save the Rainforest"
summit tomorrow?

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Oh, dear,
where's Mr. Mackey?

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He should've been here
by now.

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Children, do any of you
speak Spanish?

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Don't you dare!

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Sorry I'm late.

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Oh, thank goodness you're here.
I don't speak any Spanish.

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Oh, no problem.

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<i>Usted es choir
de estados unidos, muy bien.</i>

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Oh, oh--
"Save the Rainforest."

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Yes!

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[speaking Spanish]

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He says, "Pablo here will take
you on a rainforest tour."

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Oh, boy!

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Mr. Presidente,

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round up
your subjects outside.

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We have a special gift
for you--

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The gift... of song.

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<i>¿Qué?</i>

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Alright, children,

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let's get in our rows quickly
so we can begin.

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Did you remember all
the choreography, Lenny?

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

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Hello, everybody!

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This is just
a little rehearsal for tomorrow,

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so we may be
a little rusty.

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[chuckling]

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♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪

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♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪

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Boys: ♪ There's a place
that is magical ♪

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♪ And full of rain ♪

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Girls: ♪ But now it needs help
because it is in pain ♪

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All: ♪ Cleaning the earth
is a mighty big chore ♪

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♪ We're spreading awareness
like never before ♪

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

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♪ To spread the word
and bring you cheer ♪

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♪ Let's save the rainforest,
what do you say? ♪

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♪ Being an activist
is totally gay ♪

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♪ And someday, if we work hard,
boys and girls ♪

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♪ There'll be nothing
but rainforest ♪

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♪ Covering
the entire world ♪

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♪ World! ♪

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♪ World! ♪

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

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♪ To spread the word
and bring you cheer ♪

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

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♪ So save the rainforest ♪

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♪ Totally gay ♪

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♪ It's totally gay! ♪

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[boom box clicks off]

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Great job, gang!

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You were really
all over the place, Kyle.

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Thanks.

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I told you Jewish people
don't have rhythm.

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Fuck off, Cartman!

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No, dude, I think Cartman
might actually be right.

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No!
That's a stereotype!

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Dude, maybe you really
don't have any rhythm.

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This is now secondary
rainforest we're entering.

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Notice the canopy
of foliage.

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Oh, it's everything
I ever dreamed it would be!

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Damn,
it's hot out here.

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Aah! Snake!

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No, dude,
that's a branch.

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Oh. Aah! Snake!

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No, that's
the same branch again.

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Oh.

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00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,731
The rainforest
is very delicate,

250
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,942
and we must take steps
to protect it.

251
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

252
00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,778
Take steps,
blah, blah, blah.

253
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,447
We hear this a million times
back up in the States.

254
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,658
Here, look--
these are squirrel monkeys,

255
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,327
endangered inhabitants
of the rainforest.

256
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,912
Wow, isn't he neat,
Lenny?

257
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,413
Bad! Bad monkey!

258
00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,998
Eric, what the heck
are you doing?!

259
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,542
I'm asserting myself.

260
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,377
It's tough love,
just like my Mr. Kitty.

261
00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,379
When he's bad, I say,
"that's a bad Mr. Kitty!"

262
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:06,922
And I smack him
on the head!

263
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,591
And here is
a three-toed sloth.

264
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,593
It's bad--
that's a bad three-toed sloth!

265
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,136
Eric, for God's sake,
knock it off!

266
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,347
Respect my authoritah!

267
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,932
Well, Mr. Pedro,
this was a great tour,

268
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,767
but I guess we should be
heading back.

269
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,435
We have a big concert tomorrow,
don't we, kids?

270
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,020
Yeah!
Yeah!

271
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,897
I wish we could've seen
the yanogapa.

272
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,566
What's the Yanogapa?

273
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,441
The Yanogapa
are a gentle native people

274
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,193
that live
in the rainforest,

275
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,279
but bulldozers
are destroying their homes.

276
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,114
Soon, they will have
nowhere to go.

277
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,241
So we must stop
bulldozing the rainforest --

278
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,451
Oh, God,
here she goes again!

279
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,078
Aah!
- Stanley, what is it?

280
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,121
Snake!

281
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,872
[all gasping]

282
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,708
Oh, yes, this is what
we call a coral snake.

283
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,668
Notice the red markings.
Quite an amazing creature.

284
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,461
Aah!

285
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,379
What's the matter,
little boy?

286
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,630
He's a little wuss.
What's it look like?

287
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,881
I'm just scared
of snakes.

288
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,717
No, no,
you must remember,

289
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,802
this snake is more afraid of us
than we are of it.

290
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,345
Aah!

291
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,806
[groans]

292
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,224
Oh, my God!

293
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,894
Yeah, that snake is really
scared of us, alright.

294
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,732
Jesus Christ!
Is he dead?

295
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,983
Dude!

296
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,234
My guess
would be "yes."

297
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,485
Oh, no! God, no!

298
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,695
Now, don't panic, children.

299
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,363
Bad!

300
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,157
That's a bad snake--
aah!

301
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,370
Maybe we came from that way.
No... No.

302
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,872
Let's try this way.

303
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,790
Lenny, do you think
we're gonna be okay?

304
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,250
Mrph rmhmhm rm.

305
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,252
That's good.
Can I tell you something?

306
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,003
Mrph rm.
- I think I like you.

307
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,588
Mrph?!

308
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,965
Yeah, I think we
communicate really well.

309
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,759
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
- No, that's not good.

310
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,093
Mrph rmh rmphm?

311
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,637
No. See, if I start to
like you too much,

312
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,430
I'm only going to
get my heart broken,

313
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,182
'cause we live on opposite ends
of the country.

314
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,516
Once this choir tour
is over,

315
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,684
we'll never see
each other again,

316
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311
and that would
devastate me!

317
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,395
So I can't have
any feelings for you!

318
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,106
I just can't, Lenny!
- Mrph!

319
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,858
Oh, children,
the sun is setting.

320
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,401
We have to find our way
out of here, quick!

321
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,699
[thunder crashes]

322
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,117
Okay, okay.

323
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,328
Everything is just fine,
kids.

324
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,914
Now, it is important
that we all stick together.

325
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,124
Is everybody still here?

326
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,209
Boy: I'm not.

327
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,585
Who's not?

328
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,045
Me.

329
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,881
Lenny, will you
hold my hand?

330
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,342
I don't want to get
emotionally attached, though.

331
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,469
Oh, my God, dude!
I just saw Tony Danza!

332
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,180
No, you didn't just see
Tony Danza, Stanley.

333
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,060
[rooster crowing]

334
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:27,646
<i>Bueno. Bueno.</i>

335
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,940
[speaking Spanish]

336
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,234
[speaking Spanish]

337
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,848
Stan: Dude,
we're totally lost.

338
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,474
We're gonna die out here.
- Kelly: We are?

339
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,226
Don't worry, Kelly,

340
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,477
we're gonna find our way
out of the rainforest

341
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,979
and make it back
to the concert in time.

342
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,189
We just need to respect
our mother rainforest,

343
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,233
and she will respect us.

344
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,985
Mrs. Stevens, you have
a bug on your back.

345
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,445
Oh, really?
Could you brush it off?

346
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,988
[roaring]

347
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,656
Um, no.

348
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,992
Whoa! Oh, my God!
Get it off me!

349
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,327
For the love of God,
get it off me!

350
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,371
Oh, my God!
[insect roaring]

351
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,540
Okay, children,
we must understand

352
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,834
that the insects
of the rainforest

353
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,128
help the delicate balance
of life here.

354
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,505
[roaring]
Oh, my God!

355
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,631
The rainforest sucks.
I want to go home.

356
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,799
Me too!

357
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,968
[children grumbling]

358
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,928
Shh, children.

359
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,765
Let's try to listen to
what the rainforest tells us.

360
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,349
And if we use our ears,

361
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,518
she can tell us
so many things --

362
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,936
Aah!
There's a dude here.

363
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,897
Oh, thank goodness!
Hello, sir, we are lost.

364
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,566
[chuckling]
Can you help us?

365
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,818
<i>¿Qué?</i>

366
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,320
Let me try, let me try.

367
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,489
We are from America--
A-mer-ica.

368
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,657
We are lost
and very hungry.

369
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,743
<i>Necesito burritos.</i>

370
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,495
I don't want a burrito,
I want a taco... supreme.

371
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,079
A taco.

372
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,122
I want two tostadas
with mild sauce.

373
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,167
Two tostadas...

374
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377
Boys, not every Spanish person
eats tacos and burritos.

375
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,962
That's a stereotype.

376
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,632
Children, he wants us
to follow him.

377
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,008
Oh, thank goodness!

378
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,010
I think this ordeal
is over.

379
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,139
This doesn't look
very safe.

380
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,766
Yeah, I think we should
get the hell out of here.

381
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,976
Now, kids, let's be
a bit more open-minded.

382
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,728
I've read all about this
in <i>Newsweek.</i>

383
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,271
This is a people's army.

384
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,190
They are fighting
the fascist policies

385
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,525
of their fascist government.

386
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,151
Oh, hello.

387
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,778
Do you speak, uh, English?

388
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,571
Who are you?
- Oh, wonderful!

389
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,573
We were lost, and it is
such a great coincidence

390
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,534
we found you.

391
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,118
We're here to protest
the government-sanctioned raping

392
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,203
of your rainforest.

393
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,122
We are fighters,
just like you.

394
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,874
Could you help us
get back to San José?

395
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:57,170
Um...oh, I know!
Perhaps you would like a gift.

396
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,339
Well, we have only
one gift to give--

397
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,424
the gift of song.

398
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,592
[groaning]

399
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,469
♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪

400
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,971
♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪

401
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,472
Boys: ♪ There's a place
that is magical ♪

402
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,182
♪ And full of rain ♪

403
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,435
Kyle, for the love of God,
do the right choreography.

404
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,772
All: ♪ Cleaning the earth
is a mighty big chore ♪

405
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,400
♪ We're spreading awareness
like never before ♪

406
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,861
Oh, Kyle, please!

407
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,446
♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

408
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,906
Enough!

409
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,408
Well, we hope that
our gift of song

410
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,118
has warmed your hearts.

411
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,453
We're not getting gay
with any kids, okay?

412
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,081
Uh, yeah, so... do you have
a phone we could use?

413
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,000
Yes, we have a phone.

414
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,419
It's right over there,
next to the 12-person jacuzzi.

415
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,881
[laughter]

416
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,008
Now, get out of here
before we kill you!

417
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,968
If it's because of the little
Jewish boy's choreography--

418
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,887
Hey!

419
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,013
You whacked Americans
make me sick.

420
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,098
You waste food, oil,
and everything else

421
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,475
because you're so rich, and then
you tell the rest of the world

422
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,977
to save the rainforest

423
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,228
because you like
its pretty flowers.

424
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,148
[gunfire]

425
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,649
Aah!
Aah!

426
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,817
<i>Rápido! Rápido!</i>

427
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,154
Miss Stevens:
Run, children, run!

428
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,050
Hello? Anybody?

429
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551
Help!

430
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,053
Wow, look at
the pretty flower.

431
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,679
Oh, no, no, no, Jake.

432
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,806
That fragile flower
is very delicate.

433
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,266
[muffled] Aah!
Ow, it hurts!

434
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,393
Aah!

435
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,271
[crying] I want to go home!
I hate the rainforest!

436
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,648
Mrph rmhmhm rm.

437
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,524
Oh, Lenny, hold me.

438
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,777
No,
I can't get attached.

439
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,904
But I do like you.
- Mrph rmh rmphm.

440
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,155
But you're only
going to leave me.

441
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,740
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

442
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,325
We're here live
in San José, Costa Rica,

443
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,452
where hundreds of
rich Americans have gathered

444
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,371
for the "Save the
Rainforest" summit.

445
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,331
Everyone is here so they can
feel good about themselves

446
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,166
and act like they aren't
the ones responsible

447
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,626
for the rainforest's
peril.

448
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,419
That's right, Bob,
and, of course,

449
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,421
the main attraction today
is the darling kids' choir

450
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,131
"Getting Gay With Kids,"

451
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,967
all of whom must be
backstage preparing

452
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,259
at this very moment.

453
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,844
[birds squawking]

454
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,680
Oh, there's just
no end to this place.

455
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,473
I think maybe
we're going in circles.

456
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,183
Oh, dear God!
The summit starts in an hour.

457
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,351
I'm going to lose my job.

458
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,519
[roaring]
Aah!

459
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,521
This is bull crap.

460
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,730
I am not following this
stupid hippie around anymore.

461
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,857
Where are you going?
- I'm going this way.

462
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,651
Young man,
I am the adult here,

463
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,111
and I say
you go <i>this</i> way!

464
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,988
Look,
you can stay over nah,

465
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,572
but I'm going over nah!

466
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,408
Young man,
I have had it!

467
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,952
No, no, no --
you nah, me nah.

468
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,913
Screw you guys!
I'm going home.

469
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:40,542
Good! You deserve to die,
you little bastard!

470
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,460
Eric, we have to
stay together!

471
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,962
God damn stupid
hippie activist.

472
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,588
I should be home
nestled on the couch

473
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,048
with my Mr. Kitty right now

474
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,843
watching "Fat Albert"
cartoons...

475
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,262
Yes! I knew it!
I'm saved!

476
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,638
Hey, maybe Cartman
was right.

477
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,390
Yeah, it happened
once before.

478
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,768
No, the spirit of Maya
has told me to go <i>this</i> way.

479
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,603
Mister, you gotta help me!
I'm starving to death.

480
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,646
What are you doing here,
little boy?

481
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,440
I was with my class,

482
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,482
and we got lost rainforest,
and I need some food!

483
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,984
I'm fading fast!

484
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,027
Lost in the rainforest?
Oh, my Lord!

485
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,361
Where are
all the others?

486
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,572
Food!
I have to have food!

487
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,825
Oh, my God! Get this child
some food, quick!

488
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,201
Chicken wings.

489
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,412
Chicken wings!
Medium spicy.

490
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,249
Crowd: [chanting]
Start the show! Start the show!

491
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,979
[laughing]

492
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,237
Oh, God,
this is a nightmare!

493
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,947
We're never going to
make the festival.

494
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,532
Hey, look over there.
Isn't that smoke?

495
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,744
Let's go, quickly!

496
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,871
Hey, it's a fire. That means
there must be people.

497
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,081
[rustling]

498
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,293
Children,
it's the Yanogapa!

499
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,003
Do not be afraid.

500
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,672
We are not here to tear down
your rainforest.

501
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,049
[speaking
native language]

502
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,550
[speaking
native language]

503
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,677
Look how they live in peace
with all living things.

504
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,638
Gentle, noble...

505
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,724
Run for your lives children!
- Holy crap!

506
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,477
[yanogapa chanting
in native language]

507
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,229
Jesus Christ!
- Run, run, run!

508
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,897
[roaring]
Aah!

509
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,982
Aah! Lenny!

510
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,614
What the hell?
I'm sinking.

511
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,740
It's quicksand!

512
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,368
[chanting quickens]

513
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,086
All we ever heard
growing up

514
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:48,878
was "save the rainforest,"
"the rainforest is fragile."

515
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,421
Yeah, fragile my ass!

516
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,464
Larry, if we
make it out of this,

517
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,007
I want to be
your girlfriend.

518
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,259
Even if we do live
in different places,

519
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,260
I don't care.

520
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,637
Mrph rmhmhm rm.

521
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,431
[Yanogapa chanting
in native language]

522
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,561
Okay, just what the heck
is going on here, people?

523
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,646
[chanting continues]

524
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,608
[chanting slowly]

525
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,028
Aaaah!

526
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,030
Oh, no!

527
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,198
That big thing is going to
make love to Miss Stevens!

528
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,242
Alright, that does it!

529
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,369
God damn,
stupid-ass rainforest!

530
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,913
This place fucking sucks!

531
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:24,998
I was wrong!
Fuck the rainforest!

532
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,082
I fucking hate it!

533
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,458
I fucking hate it!

534
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,127
<i>Now</i> she figures it out.

535
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,796
Quick!
Everybody help the children!

536
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,133
Hyah!

537
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,218
[chanting]

538
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,017
Wow!
Dude, bulldozers rule!

539
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,518
Come on, let's get you
back to civilization!

540
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,686
All: Hooray!

541
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,605
Hooray, children!

542
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,064
How did you know
where we were?

543
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,024
Your little friend
helped me out.

544
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,442
Eric?

545
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,693
Who'd you expect?
Merv Griffin?

546
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,486
What exactly are you guys
doing out here

547
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,322
with all this
construction equipment?

548
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,365
We're clearing out
big sections of the rainforest

549
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,617
for a lumberyard.

550
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:01,826
Really?
That's great!

551
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,328
You mean,
you don't mind?

552
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,205
No, I hate
the rainforest.

553
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,874
You go right ahead and plow down
this whole fucking thing.

554
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:08,917
That's swell!

555
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,835
Okay, Lenny, so,

556
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,128
in order for our long-distance
relationship to work,

557
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,421
we'll have to call each other
every other day.

558
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,464
Mrph rmhmhm rm.

559
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,799
Aah!

560
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,260
Aah! Lenny, no!

561
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,012
Oh, my God!
They killed Kenny!

562
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,388
You bastards!

563
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,766
What?! Who?!
Who killed him?!

564
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,601
They did.

565
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,644
Who's "they"?

566
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,896
You know, "they".

567
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,856
They're--
they're bastards.

568
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,441
Well, don't just stand there!
Help him!

569
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,109
What?
Help... him?

570
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,611
Ugh!

571
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,780
Come on, Benny!
Breathe!

572
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,992
Breathe,
you son of a bitch!

573
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,954
[coughs]

574
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:47,664
Whoa, dude!

575
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,083
And now,

576
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,252
here to teach us
about the rainforest

577
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,212
is "Getting Gay With Kids."

578
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,839
Does everybody remember
the new lyrics?

579
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,425
And...
♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪

580
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,219
♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪

581
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,679
Boys: ♪ There's a place
called the rainforest ♪

582
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,514
♪ That truly sucks ass ♪

583
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,767
All: ♪ Let's knock it all down
and get rid of it fast ♪

584
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,310
Boys: ♪ You say,
"save the rainforest" ♪

585
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,312
♪ But what do you know? ♪

586
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:16,025
All: ♪ You've never been
to the rainforest before ♪

587
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,279
♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

588
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,782
♪ To tell you things
you might not like to hear ♪

589
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,035
♪ You only fight these causes
'cause caring sells ♪

590
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,414
♪ All you activists can go
fuck yourselves ♪

591
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,707
That was so inspiring.

592
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,041
What a wonderful
message.

593
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,711
Boy: ♪...Boys and girls ♪

594
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:38,006
Kelly: ♪ There'll be no more
rainforests ♪

595
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,550
♪ Left in
the entire world ♪

596
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:41,551
♪ World ♪

597
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,094
♪ World ♪

598
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,555
♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

599
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,058
♪ To spread the word
and bring you cheer ♪

600
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,228
♪ Getting Gay With Kids
is here ♪

601
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063
♪ Let's knock down
the rainforest ♪

602
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,065
♪ What do you say? ♪

603
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,359
♪ It's totally gay ♪

604
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,444
♪ It's totally gay ♪

