1 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:11,679 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,723 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,141 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,227 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,396 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:24,900 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,861 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:29,905 [♪ Mumbling ♪] 12 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,741 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,538 Is this what you're looking for, Kyle? 15 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,831 No, I don't think so. 16 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,041 [mumbling] How about this? 17 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,375 No, that's a hair dryer! 18 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,460 Can I help you find something? 19 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:43,794 Yeah, do you have any "ne-rections"? 20 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,337 Any what? 21 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:46,672 I need to get a ne-rection for my dad. 22 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,340 Very funny boys, go on, beat it! 23 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:50,176 Why is that funny? 24 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:51,802 Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time. 25 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,637 And it's 'cause my dad doesn't have a ne-rection. 26 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:55,097 So I wanna get him one! 27 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,141 Dammit, what the hell is wrong with everybody? 28 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,976 That's the 5th store we've been kicked out of. 29 00:00:59,101 --> 00:00:59,977 Why is it so hard to get a ne-rection? 30 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,937 [mumbling] 31 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,022 I just want a ne-rection so I can give it to my mom. - What? 32 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:05,024 [mumbling] 33 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,234 Where you gonna go, Kenny to see your girlfriend, again? 34 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,819 [mumble] 35 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,071 You spend way too much time with that girl-- 36 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:12,239 [whoosh] 37 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,619 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! 38 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:17,912 You bastards! 39 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:19,246 What the hell happened to him? 40 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,247 He just... ignited! 41 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,624 What happened? 42 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,374 I saw it from across the street. 43 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,667 He just caught on fire! 44 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,961 Okay people, stand back, 45 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,089 give the little burnt boy some breathing room. 46 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:31,217 I've heard about this, this is "spontaneous combustion"! 47 00:01:31,342 --> 00:01:33,511 But it usually happens to fat people near open flames! 48 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,221 Is it contagious? 49 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:36,055 Am I going to spontaneously combust? 50 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:36,972 I hope nothing happens to me. 51 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,266 This is very scary! 52 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,394 The people are panicking about spontaneous combustion! 53 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,396 That's why I've assembled this crack team of scientists 54 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:46,440 to find out the cause of this phenomenon. 55 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:50,611 You are the best scientific minds South Park has to offer. 56 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:55,282 Uh... Mayor, I'm a geologist. 57 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,202 I don't study human biology, I study the Earth. 58 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,538 You're the only scientist that lives in this town. 59 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,957 You have to find an answer before more people combust. 60 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:06,293 You do that, and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park. 61 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,879 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 62 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,005 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 63 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,340 We love you Randy. 64 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,217 Make love to me, Randy, please! 65 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,010 Wow! 66 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,263 Marsh, I'm not asking you I'm telling you-- 67 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:18,764 find the cause of spontaneous combustion 68 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:19,765 or else! 69 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:20,766 Or else, what? 70 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,852 Exactly! 71 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,484 Dude, he looks so peaceful 72 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,069 without his little orange coat on. 73 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,571 Yeah... 74 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,245 The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away... 75 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:44,665 Sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh... 76 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,667 There seems to be a lot more taketh-ing going on 77 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,502 but there it is. 78 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,296 Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays 79 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,214 the Lord would not have felt it necessary 80 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,717 to punish us by taketh-ing this little boy... 81 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,510 Oh, here comes the guilt trip, again. 82 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,054 Now let us pray. 83 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:02,808 Lord, though we have lost Neil Smith to free-agency 84 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,476 and Steve Atwater to the Jets, 85 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,478 still we hope our beloved Broncos 86 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,772 can bring home another Super Bowl championship. 87 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,900 And once again bathe in the glory of your light. 88 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,026 Amen. 89 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:12,902 Amen! Amen! Amen! 90 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,153 ♪ Let's go... ♪ 91 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,362 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 92 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,780 ♪ Broncos... ♪ 93 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:17,573 Broncos! Broncos! Broncos! 94 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,825 ♪ Let's go, Broncos... ♪ 95 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,869 Broncos, let's go!! Broncos, let's go!! 96 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,831 Wow, that was short! 97 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,000 Boys, I haven't seen you in church, lately. 98 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,877 Well, I'm Jewish! 99 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,295 You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you? 100 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,963 I guess not. 101 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,548 Good. Boys, how would you like to perform 102 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,634 the "Stations of the Cross" this Friday night? 103 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,928 It's like a skit, where you re-enact the death 104 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,138 and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ. 105 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,182 Hey, "resurrection," that's what my dad needs! 106 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,183 Huh? 107 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,517 We'll do it! 108 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,977 Wonderful, here's a book on how to perform it. 109 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,312 Don't let me down, boys! 110 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,272 Dude, this is great! 111 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,315 You know all the Stations of the Cross, right Stan? 112 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,816 I dunno, dude. 113 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:53,943 I'm gonna have to go look in the Bible. 114 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,153 Goodnight, Jerry. 115 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,446 See ya, Tom, bye, Helen. 116 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,781 Bye Jer- [whoosh] 117 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,407 Oh my God, another one! 118 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,575 Helen, no! 119 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,035 What happened? 120 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,411 God must be very angry with us. 121 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:07,539 But why-how have we angered you, Lord? 122 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,125 [Mr. Marsh muttering] Now let's see, if they combust... 123 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:11,377 No.. no... 124 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,628 Dad, where's our Bible? 125 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,380 Not now Stan, I have to find out what causes 126 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,673 spontaneous combustion, or else. 127 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:16,674 Or else, what? 128 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:17,675 Exactly. 129 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,842 What? 130 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,511 Right. 131 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,931 Where's our Bible? 132 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,432 It's in the attic with the old LP's. 133 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,185 Boys, did you notice anything strange about Kenny 134 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,979 in the weeks leading up to his combustion? 135 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,689 What did he spend his time doing? 136 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,107 He didn't do anything. 137 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:33,857 He was always with his new girlfriend. 138 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,359 New girlfriend? 139 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,944 Yeah, he started seeing this girl and he spent 140 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,612 all his time taking the bus to go visit her. 141 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:39,738 What does that have to do with his death? 142 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,198 Maybe nothing... Maybe everything. 143 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,367 [ominous music] 144 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,828 We're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a ne-rection. 145 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:46,829 Yes, yes, of course. 146 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,414 I've got work to do. 147 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,165 What! 148 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,875 "Jesus got crucified, then he died, 149 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,794 then 3 days later he had his nerection." 150 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,337 There's 14 Stations of the Cross. 151 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,922 It says we can make costumes out of sheets! 152 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,173 This is gonna be fun! 153 00:04:58,299 --> 00:04:59,174 I'm gonna be Jesus! 154 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,384 You're too fat to be Jesus! 155 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,635 Oh, like you're gonna do it, Jew! 156 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,220 Stan should be Jesus. 157 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,930 Either I'm gonna be Jesus or screw you guys 158 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,098 I'm going home! 159 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,683 You're such a fat baby! 160 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,518 Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross 161 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,061 by yourselves! 162 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,443 Alright, you can be Jesus, you tubby cry-baby! 163 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:18,777 Sticks and stones may break my bones 164 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,237 but I'm Jesus and you aren't! 165 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,572 Alright, alright, let's try it again-- 166 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,615 Kenny was standing here. 167 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:27,369 Stan, Kyle and Cartman were walking around him... 168 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,789 Okay, now walk. 169 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,249 Do you feel hot? 170 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,959 Uh, no. 171 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,086 Dammit, how come you're not combusting? 172 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,505 Come on, Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight! 173 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,007 Another one combusted! 174 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,759 No-had she been doing anything odd? 175 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,470 No, she was just on her way to her new boyfriend's house. 176 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:47,473 Boyfriend, and they said Kenny had a new girlfriend. 177 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,184 This is stupid, screw you guys I'm going home. 178 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,269 No! I think I might have it. 179 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,566 Well, well, well, a lot of you came to church. 180 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,276 Looks like we're all nervous 181 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,278 about this spontaneous combustion thing, huh? 182 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,364 Yeah! Yeah! Uh-huh! 183 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:06,492 Well, on the blessed Friday, let us give thanks for stuff... 184 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,868 and things. 185 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,162 Lord, is it so much to ask 186 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,915 that you not let us burst into flames for no apparent reason? 187 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,293 I mean... c'mon! Amen. 188 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,295 And now, some of our darling local children 189 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,130 are going to perform the Stations of the Cross. 190 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,257 Awww... Awww... - How cute! 191 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:25,677 Station 1-Jesus is condemned to death by pilate. 192 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,888 Die! - Ow! 193 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,932 You can do what you will 194 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,768 but I am the lamb of God. 195 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,061 [congregation] Awwww... 196 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,938 Station 2-- Jesus takes his cross. 197 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,898 This cross is seriously heavy 198 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,192 Oh man, this is totally weak. 199 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,487 And then Jesus' disciple, Peter, denies he knows him. 200 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,030 Peter! 201 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,865 I don't know you, dude. 202 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,660 Oh Peter, weak. Peter, lame. 203 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,870 But I'm Jesus so I forgive you, I guess. 204 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,123 [phone ringing] 205 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,749 Mayor. 206 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,793 Mayor, I have it! 207 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,586 I found out why people spontaneously combust! - Why? 208 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,922 It's too complicated to explain over the phone. 209 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,340 Call a town meeting tomorrow. 210 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,342 Okay, if you're right about this, Marsh 211 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:08,178 you're going to be the most popular man in South Park! 212 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,388 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 213 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,556 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 214 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:11,974 We love you Randy. 215 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,101 Make love to me, Randy, please! 216 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:15,269 Wowww! 217 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,272 Schmuck! 218 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:21,984 Station 11-- Jesus is nailed to the cross. 219 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,486 Oh, this has gone from weak to super-weak. 220 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,613 Things cannot get any more weak for me. 221 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,740 Then a crown of thorns was placed on Jesus' head. 222 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,659 And Jesus was all like-- "thanks!" 223 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,537 Well, this sucks that I have to die. 224 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,956 But if I die, everyone's sins will be forgiven. 225 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,709 So I guess it's cool. 226 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,211 And then Jesus was led away to Mount Sinai 227 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,714 where he died, and has a res-erection three days later. 228 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,507 Hi mom! 229 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,760 Thank you boys, blessed be the name of Jesus. 230 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,722 [congregation] it's a great name, isn't it. 231 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,557 Hey, that went really well, they really liked it! 232 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,976 Yeah, told you I'd be a sweet Jesus, you guys... 233 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,896 Aw man, at least the real Jesus didn't weigh 400 pounds! 234 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,397 Up your ass with broken glass! 235 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,565 This spot looks good. 236 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,941 [both grunting] 237 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,318 Yeah, that looks pretty good! 238 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,903 Okay, cool, see ya' Cartman. 239 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,196 Hey, wait, where the hell you going? 240 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,489 I dunno, home, I guess. 241 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:09,865 Yeah, me too. 242 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,116 Well, get me down from he'a! 243 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,701 Cartman, how stupid are you? 244 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,286 Didn't you read the Bible? 245 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,746 We have to leave you up there until you die 246 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,372 and then you come back to life in three days. 247 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,957 Yeah, dummy you have to get a nerection. 248 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,667 Then I can give it to my dad! 249 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,794 Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore! 250 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,088 Don't leave me here, you guys!! 251 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,966 Alright, that does it! 252 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,761 Screw you guys... I'm going home. 253 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,265 Okay, I'm getting pissed, now! 254 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,851 [grunting & struggling] 255 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,021 Yahhhhh! 256 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,984 All right, people, Scientist Marsh and I 257 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,361 have been working very hard on the problem 258 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,071 of spontaneous combustion. 259 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,113 And we have finally come up with a solution! 260 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,990 Mr. Marsh? 261 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,326 The little boy combusted because he had a new girlfriend. 262 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,120 It wasn't the girl that caused him to combust 263 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,872 it was the fact that Kenny didn't want to 264 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,707 pass gas in front of her. 265 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,835 You see, as food is digested the natural processes 266 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,505 give off a by-product known as methane gas. 267 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,383 The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure. 268 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,385 Normally, a person would expel this buildup 269 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470 in the form of a pleasant fart. 270 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,931 Should the gas not be expelled, the methane can build up 271 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,558 and then ignite, leading to... 272 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,726 disaster! 273 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,272 Kenny combusted because he held his farts in for too long. 274 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,483 You mean, all we have to do is fart and we won't explode? 275 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,484 Exactly! 276 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,528 [fart] 277 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,363 [fart] 278 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,198 [fart] [fart] [fart] 279 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,908 So, from this day forward, everyone in South Park 280 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,578 will be required to fart on a regular basis 281 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,955 to insure that nobody else spontaneously explodes. 282 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,832 Randy, Randy, Randy! 283 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,333 We love you, Randy! 284 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,168 Make love to me, Randy, please! 285 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,212 Whoa, dude, my dad's famous! 286 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,716 Let's go see how Cartman's doing with his a nerection. 287 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,467 Wow, he died! 288 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,552 Now we've just got to wait for his erection 289 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,678 and I can give it to my dad! 290 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,846 [coughing] 291 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,973 Hey, there you guys are! 292 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,642 You guys are in big trouble, now get me down from he'a! 293 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,185 How come you're not dead yet? 294 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,855 I am thirsty get me down, right now. 295 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,773 Look fat ass, after you die, and get resur-erected, 296 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,734 you'll have all kinds of super powers like Jesus! 297 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:11,403 Really? 298 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,697 So hurry up and die you piece of crap! 299 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,116 When I get my super powers 300 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,202 I'm gonna use 'em to smote you two assholes right off the planet! 301 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,454 Hey, superpowers are sweet! 302 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,455 Hi, boys. 303 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,123 Hi, Mr. Macky. 304 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,416 Have you boys been sure to pass gas regularly 305 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,335 so you don't spontaneously combust? 306 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,211 We know how to fart, Mr. Macky. 307 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,213 Well let me show you, to be sure, okay? 308 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,215 C'mon... 309 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,216 [fart] 310 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,343 Jesus Christ! 311 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,178 Sick, dude! 312 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,263 I had a steak wrapped with bacon, last night. 313 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,431 Dude, I think you, pulled mud! 314 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,932 So you boys understand, 315 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,643 you have to do that regularly, okay? 316 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:43,977 [laughing] 317 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,479 Okay, just go away! 318 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,689 That was not cool at all, dude! 319 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,816 Hello boys, have you seen Eric around anywhere? 320 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,569 Uh, we've been taking care of him. 321 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,279 Yeah, we're having him resur-erected. 322 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,281 Oh alright, I was just at the store buying some apples! 323 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,491 Apples? 324 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,575 Yeah, apples! [fart] 325 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,701 Apples, get it? 326 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,203 Dude! 327 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,704 Stinky apples, see you, boys! 328 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,955 I don't think I like this new law! 329 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,248 Squeeker! [fart] 330 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,711 and so I declare today, "Randy Marsh Day". 331 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,047 Where we shall remember forever how he freed us all 332 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,257 from the threat of spontaneous combustion. 333 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,093 [cheering & farting] 334 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,886 Gentlemen... 335 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,680 You're the best, Randy! 336 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,682 I am?... I am, huh! 337 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,476 I never knew the depth of my scientific genius until now. 338 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,811 It's too bad Cartman can't be here to enjoy this. 339 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,396 Yeah. 340 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,773 Guys, somebody get me down from he'a! 341 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,525 ♪ [humming] ♪ 342 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,485 Officer Barbrady! 343 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:39,366 "t"... "t" is for "turtle"! 344 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,118 ♪ [continues humming] ♪ 345 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,704 Hey, help me, you son-of-a-bitch! 346 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,914 I'm going to die up here! 347 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:53,088 [announcer] We now return to the 42nd annual Nobel Prize Awards. 348 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,089 Here again, your host, Whoopie Goldberg. 349 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,341 [applause] 350 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,096 Republicans are so stupid... 351 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,056 [laughter] 352 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,016 I hate Republicans. 353 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,352 [laughter] 354 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,855 Republicans are so stupid. 355 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,357 [laughter] 356 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,484 And now, here to present the Nobel Prize for Science, 357 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,945 here is Nick Nolte. 358 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,657 Science-is-good, science-is-very-im-por-tant. 359 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,367 This year's nominees are: 360 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,205 Herald R. Pinkerton for his further development of the Grand 361 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,292 Unified Theory of Physics. 362 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,003 Randy Marsh for his for formulated Break Wind Theory 363 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,922 on Spontaneous Combustion. 364 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,301 And Alfonz Mephesto for his Seven-Assed Galapagos turtle. 365 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,430 And the Nobel Prize goes to: 366 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:47,142 Randy Marsh for the Theory of Spontaneous Fart-ing! 367 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,311 No... this can't be! 368 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,898 Wow! Wow! Oh, wow! 369 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,942 I'm the best! Yeahh! Yeahh! 370 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,070 It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best. 371 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,239 I thought I was just a normal person, like all of you 372 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,241 but.. yeahhh! 373 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,076 Thank you for showing me otherwise. 374 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,412 Yeah! I kick ass! Yeahh! 375 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,498 Fix... fix! 376 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,999 That was supposed to be my award. 377 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,335 I'll get him for this, mark my words! 378 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,670 Wow, my dad's the best! 379 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,255 All other dads suck compared to my dad! 380 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,382 Hey, my dad's pretty cool too! 381 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,636 I'm sorry, honey. 382 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,763 It's okay, I'll just call some 20-year-old 383 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,764 and have him come over. 384 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:26,807 What! 385 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,266 I'm just kidding! 386 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,684 That's not funny, that hurt my feelings! 387 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,936 Why? 388 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,021 Kyle! 389 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,898 Don't worry you guys, I'm getting a nerection as we speak. 390 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,858 Huh? 391 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,193 Actually, Cartman's getting a nerection. 392 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,319 But then we're gonna give it to you. 393 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,530 So... buck up! 394 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,785 We have a very strange little boy, Gerald. 395 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,914 [funeral music] 396 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,084 Dude, you're still not dead! 397 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,919 My mom is totally worried about me, 398 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:56,878 you better let me down. 399 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,547 She's not worried about you. 400 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,882 Yes she is, I've been hearing her all day, listen! 401 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:05,846 [in high voice] "Eric, Eric, where are you? I miss you very much!" 402 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:06,763 That's not your mom, calling! 403 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,598 "Yes it is, you guys. 404 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,102 This is Eric's mom and I want him home right now." 405 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,603 How stupid do you think we are? 406 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,230 Now you die on that cross and get resurrected 407 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,065 before I kick your ass! 408 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,567 You guys, it's too hot out he'a. 409 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,151 I can't do this! 410 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,903 He is right. It has been getting really hot lately. 411 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:22,988 Yeah, I noticed that, too. 412 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:23,697 Let go get some ice cold lemonade! 413 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,698 Hey, yeah! 414 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,449 Ugh, goddammit! 415 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,202 You guys, wanna hear my "I hate Stan and Kyle" song? 416 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,329 ♪ I hate Stan and Kyle ♪ 417 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,082 ♪ I seriously hate Stan and Kyle... ♪♪ 418 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,168 My God, it's burning up in here! 419 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,753 Can't we crank the AC up some more? 420 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,547 It's already on "full". 421 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,215 You wanted to see me, Mayor? 422 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,884 Yes, Marsh, we have a new problem 423 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,552 and I think only you can solve it. 424 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,804 I suspect you're talking about the dramatic heat wave. 425 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,056 Yes, the temperature's steadily rising every day! 426 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,058 I want you to find out why. 427 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,269 Mayor, I think I'm a little over-qualified for this. 428 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,730 My scientific mind is best used on global problems. 429 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,356 Alright, alright name your price. 430 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,233 Ten thousand, I have to protect my talent. 431 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,776 Done, just find out what's happening. 432 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,486 Don't worry, mayor I'll find the cause. 433 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,031 Or else... or else what? Exactly. 434 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,660 [moaning] 435 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,537 What the...? 436 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,456 Oh, what now? 437 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,166 Chef, Chef! 438 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,083 Children, what the hell are you doin'? 439 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,418 Just get me down from here! 440 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,211 Oh finally, my arms are killing me! 441 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,796 You children shouldn't be out 442 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,506 crucifying yourselves in this heat! 443 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,843 Sweet... Now I'm gonna go kill those guys! 444 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,345 Eric, I have to tell you something 445 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,596 and it's really gonna bum you out. 446 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,972 What? 447 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,599 It's really gonna piss you off! 448 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,601 This is just a dream, you're still up on that cross! 449 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,728 Ohh, dammit! 450 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,358 Dad, where's the phone book? 451 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,108 Not now Stanley, without my scientific genius 452 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,027 the town is doomed. 453 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,697 Let see, when exactly did the temperature start to go up? 454 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,824 Our topic tonight is the rising temperatures in South Park. 455 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,868 Let's go to the phones, caller you're on the air. 456 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,411 Yeah Jesus, after you got crucified, 457 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,663 how long did it take you to die and resurrect? 458 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,289 Stan? - That's not the topic tonight. 459 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,375 The topic is global warming. 460 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,918 Oh... 461 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:00,919 Do you have an opinion on global warming? 462 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,504 Uh... it sucks ass. 463 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,422 Okay... thank you caller. 464 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,633 Let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alfonse Mephesto. 465 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,010 You claim to know the cause of global warming in South Park. 466 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,220 I most certainly do. 467 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,930 The cause of global warming is... 468 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,682 Randy Marsh! 469 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,476 It was Marsh's Theory on Spontaneous Combustion 470 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,144 that told everyone to fart all they want. 471 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,854 Now all the methane from all those farts 472 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,856 has ripped a hole in our ozone layer. 473 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,483 We are all doomed to die! 474 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,527 Awww, crap! 475 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,320 [crowd yelling] 476 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,030 We want answers! - You've killed us all! 477 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,573 Someone's got to pay! - This is out of control! 478 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,325 Boy, they're really pissed! 479 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,160 Well, they're right, we should have known 480 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,121 that all that methane would adversely affect the atmosphere. 481 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,038 Well, let's go talk to them. 482 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,331 Stick by me. 483 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,334 Hey, you've killed us all! 484 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,168 Cram that Nobel Prize up your ass! 485 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,087 Oh my God what's going on? 486 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,339 Now we either hold in our farts and spontaneously combust 487 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,300 or we let our farts out and kill our entire planet! 488 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,094 Well, I for one, am not farting anymore! 489 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,512 [whoosh] 490 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,389 uh, I'll try to find a solution. 491 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,266 We don't want your solutions, phony! 492 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,934 Gimme that! 493 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,561 Damn you, Marsh, get out of town! 494 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,062 You fraud! 495 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,480 Oh... oh... oh... oh! 496 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,733 Mr. Garrison, help me! 497 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,901 I-I do not know you sir. 498 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,695 Oh... oh... 499 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,904 Up yours!! 500 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,239 Yeah take that!! 501 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,365 Dude, that's my dad! 502 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,408 Oh, yeah, sorry! 503 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,205 The spontaneous combustion problem escalates 504 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,000 as more and more people go back to holding in their farts. 505 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,169 Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete 506 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,129 as others refuse to hold in their farts 507 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,714 for fear of combustion. 508 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:28,757 As we all know, the cause for all of this 509 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,675 is Randy Marsh. 510 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,093 The son-of-a-bitch who calls himself a scientist. 511 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,971 We caught up with Mr. Marsh and he had this to say. 512 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,348 Uhh... I don't know what to say. 513 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,392 What an asshole, I hate that guy and so do you. 514 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,811 And now on to the weather. It's fucking hot, 515 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,647 thanks to Randy Marsh, son-of-a-bitch. 516 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,316 Dude, those people are pissed! 517 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,400 I know, wow! 518 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,651 Where's your dad? 519 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,402 He's hiding down in the basement! 520 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,737 I don't know what to do! 521 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:51,738 Well, you have to help him, 522 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:52,614 just like I have to help my dad. 523 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,620 [radio] Still more effects from the heat wave 524 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,330 caused by Randy Marsh! 525 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,040 A giant glacier is melting above South Park 526 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,666 and the entire town is doomed. 527 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,335 And now these messages-- 528 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,461 Having a hard time with male potency? 529 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,837 Well I don't and I'm Bob Dole. 530 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,547 What's wrong with you? 531 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,341 Christ, I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up! 532 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,093 Are you a lawyer? 533 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,552 Yes! 534 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,386 We want to sue Randy Marsh. 535 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,721 Why? 536 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:17,972 He gave us skin cancer! 537 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,266 Yeah, he put that hole in the ozone 538 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,144 and now we've got skin cancer all over our hot bodies. 539 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,604 Look...! 540 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,360 What are you doing, Dad! 541 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,945 Stanley, I think it's best, you live with Kyle from now on. 542 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,655 His dad is better than me. 543 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,614 No he's not, he can't even get a nerection. 544 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199 Ha, really? 545 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,076 Dad, you've got to work! 546 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,577 People are dying, you've got to come up with a solution. 547 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,621 Not me, I'm not a scientist, I'm a hack. 548 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,248 Even if I found a solution 549 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,541 those people would still all hate me. 550 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,000 Well that doesn't matter! 551 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,794 I learned something from the Stations of the Cross. 552 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,337 What? 553 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,881 See, at first Jesus was all like, "why me?" 554 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,550 And he was all pissed off and stuff. 555 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,927 But then he saw that what mattered most was everybody else 556 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,428 so he stopped thinking about his own misery 557 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,347 and did what had to be done. 558 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,308 Right as Jesus was dying, he raised his hand and said, 559 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,395 "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." 560 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,274 You're right, Stanley, you're absolutely right. 561 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,110 Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book. 562 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,697 It's ain't bad, you should try reading it sometime. 563 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,532 Dude, that was "Star Trek" again. 564 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,450 "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few?" 565 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,244 That was The Wrath of Khan. 566 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,579 Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference? 567 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,873 Alright, now let's get to work! 568 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,090 ♪ I've been tellin' everybody that you're my girl ♪ 569 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,885 ♪ 'cause I'm not one to be shy ♪ 570 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,721 ♪ You don't have to go with me if you don't want ♪ 571 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,515 ♪ Just tell everybody I'm your guy ♪ 572 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,268 ♪ You and me girl, it's forever ♪ 573 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,104 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪ 574 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,107 ♪ I've been tellin' everybody that you're my girl ♪ 575 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,943 ♪ 'cause I'm not one to be shy ♪ 576 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,946 ♪ I've been tellin' everybody that you're my girl ♪ 577 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,324 ♪ 'cause I'm not one to be shy ♪ 578 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,452 ♪ You don't have to go with me if you don't want ♪ 579 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,205 ♪ Just tell everybody I'm your guy ♪ 580 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,999 ♪ You and me girl, it's forever ♪ 581 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,960 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪ 582 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,422 ♪ You and me girl, together forever ♪ 583 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,592 Dad... Dad! 584 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,385 Wow... 585 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,012 Dad, what are you doing, you have to get started! 586 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,765 Right, right, right... 587 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,352 Kyle, where's your mother? 588 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937 She's upstairs! 589 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:29,687 Well, I have something to give to her! 590 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,648 Don't worry, Kyle, 591 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,316 everything's going to be okay between me and your mom. 592 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,109 Really? Great! 593 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,444 I don't have to worry about that anymore. 594 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,989 Hello? 595 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,868 Look, there he is, get him! 596 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,453 Ummm... please, everyone... 597 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,288 You're a dead man, Marsh! 598 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,416 Please, listen to me I think I've found the answer. 599 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,335 Could I borrow one of your rocks? 600 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,379 It's all about moderation, if you never fart, you combust 601 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,506 but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone. 602 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:59,092 So we must fart only at appropriate times 603 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,593 or when it's really, really funny. 604 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:01,803 Huh? - Huh? 605 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,513 I know you all hate me 606 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,348 but please, for your own sake, fart in moderation. 607 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,351 You can keep stoning me now, if you want. 608 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,106 Ow! 609 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,441 And so, we salute Randy Marsh 610 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,943 and his "Unified Theory of Moderation" 611 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,070 that has saved us all! 612 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,321 See, my dad is the coolest, after all! 613 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,572 Well, my dad's-- 614 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,907 Ooh-Cartman! 615 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,158 I forgot all about him! 616 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,201 He's been up there for like, 3 weeks! 617 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,452 Wow! 618 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,996 That's amazing! 619 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,163 Hey guys, I am really pissed off now! 620 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,415 Dude, you're still alive, Cartman? 621 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,000 Get me down from he'a! 622 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,293 You survived all this time 623 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,919 on the fat stored up in your body? 624 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,296 Yeah, and when I get down from he'a 625 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,257 I'm gonna kick you both in the nuts! 626 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,509 ♪ You and me girl, it's forever ♪ 627 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,262 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪ 628 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,056 ♪ You and me girl, forever and ever ♪ 629 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,976 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪ 630 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,895 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪ 631 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,898 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪ 632 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,985 ♪ Sha-la la-la-la-la ♪