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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woe's behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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[♪ Mumbling ♪]
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Mom, please,
can we just leave?
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You have to see
the eye doctor, Eric.
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But I hate
the eye doctor.
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He's always making
fun of me for being fat.
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You're not fat.
You're big-boned!
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That's what I told him
but he doesn't listen
to reason.
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Eric Cartman?
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Oh, weak.
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Hello Eric.
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Hi, Doctor Lott.
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How's my
little piggy, today?
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Hey, don't call me
"little piggy"!
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I just say that because
you're my little buddy.
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I'm just here
for an eye exam
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keep your fat jokes
to yourself!
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Hop up on
the chair.
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Don't break it, now.
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Goddamn it!
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Just kidding,
let's see how
your eyes are doing.
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All you have to do is
read the letters.
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Can you see
the letters?
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Yes.
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Read them
out for me.
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I-am-a-little-piggy.
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Hey!
- Ha ha ha!
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That does it!
Mom!
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No no, that's just a
weird coincidence.
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I do not know
how that happened.
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"I am a little piggy,"
what are the
odds of that!
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Alright, let's get down
to business, shall we?
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Gee that's a good idea.
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My mom isn't paying you
to be a comedian.
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Hmmm, let's see,
which is better,
1 or 2?
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They look exactly the same!
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Just pick one--
or 2?
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I dunno-2.
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Okay.
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1 or 2?
1 or 2?
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Uh, 1.
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1 or 2?
1 or 2?
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2!
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No! The answer is
1, piggy, 1!
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Ooww, I hate you!
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Yes, there's obviously
a problem with your eyes.
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I'm going to have to
dilate them and
run some tests.
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I wonder how come
Cartman's not in
school today?
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Yeah, usually when he
ditches school he still
shows up for lunch!
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[mumbling]
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Ha ha ha!
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Yeah, oh,
here he comes!
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Hey, dudes.
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Wow, what happened
to your eyes, Cartman?
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My asshole eye doctor
made them all diabated.
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Why?
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Why? I'll tell you why,
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because he's a
goddamn asshole,
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and that's about it!
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Why do you have
to see an eye doctor?
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Because my eyes suck.
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But that doctor likes to torture me and I have to
go back tomorrow.
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I don't know what
I'm gonna do!
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Dude, just ask Chef for help,
he always knows what to do.
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Hey yeah.
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Oww!
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Hey Chef!
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Hello there, children!
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Dudes, now my eyes
are screwed up.
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Chef looks like a
skinny little white guy!
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It's time for luncharoo!
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Where's Chef?
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Chef quit!
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[all]
What!
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Chef is gone,
so let me introduce myself...
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I'm your new cook,
Mr. Derp!
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[♪ Fanfare ♪]
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Mr. Derp?
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When I'm
in the kitchen,
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you never know what
nutty things are gonna happen.
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If you liked Chef,
you're gonna love Mr. Derp!
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[♪ Fanfare ♪]
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Ooh-derp!
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Derp!
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Wasn't that silly kids?
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Ha ha ha!
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Why did Chef quit?
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Aren't I
a great character?
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My antics go
right to the funnybone!
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Ooh, I don't feel so good.
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Ha ha ha, derp!
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Could you just hand us
some food, please?
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Sure gang, I have yellow stuff
or white stuff. Derp!
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Can I have the yellow
with a side of white?
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Dude, I hate Mr. Derp.
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Yeah, we gotta talk to Chef
after school
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and get him
to come back.
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I don't know, you guys. That
hammer thing is pretty funny.
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Shut up, Cartman!
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Oww!
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Oh, hello there, children!
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Chef, what the hell
are you doing?
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We almost starved
to death at lunch today!
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Oh, didn't
they tell you?
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I quit.
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Yeah, but we
didn't believe them.
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Well, it's true.
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But why?
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Why would you quit?
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Children, 3 nights ago
I was at the library
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checking out some books
on Kama Sutra,
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when I met the most
amazing woman, ever!
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She knew so much about
so many things.
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She really
got me thinking.
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We eventually came back to my place
and really hit it off!
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So you made sweet love
to her down by the fire?
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No no, we just sat there
all night long and... talked.
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Talked?
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Yeah, she told me all about
the power of the Goddess.
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And how man had been
oppressing women for years
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and viewing them
as sexual objects.
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And I realized that
I had done that myself!
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Oh, what darling
little children!
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Here she is now.
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Children, meet my new
girlfriend, Veronica.
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That's nice.
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Look Chef, Cartman's got
this eye doctor--girlfriend?
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Children, Veronica's
moving in with me.
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Moving in?
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I'm in love.
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[all]
Love?!
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Oh, you nut!
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What the hell
is going on?
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Veronica spent the whole day
sharing her favorite poems
with me.
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Sorry, boys.
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Looks like I'm stealing
Chef away from you.
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But Chef always helps us
with our problems.
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When we have a problem,
Chef sings to us and
makes it better!
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Well I can still
do that, children.
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In fact, Veronica
can help me.
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She's a
great singer too.
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What's the problem?
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My eyes are going bad
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but the only eye doctor
in South Park
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is really, really mean.
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Oh, I know
just the song for you.
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♪ There's got to be
a morning after ♪
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♪ If we can hold on
to the night ♪
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♪ We have a chance
to find the sunshine ♪
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♪ Let's keep on looking
for the light... ♪♪
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This... is insane.
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That bitch!
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She's stealing
Chef from us!
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He didn't even
seem like Chef.
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He seemed like an
empty shell of a man.
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Maybe it's
just a phase.
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We just have to
get him alone
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so we can tell him
what a bitch she is!
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Wait, you guys...
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Maybe, is it possible
that we're just jealous
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because Chef
is our friend
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and now he's paying attention
to somebody new?
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Yeah, so?
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Yeah, screw
that bitch!
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Bitch, I hate
that bitch!
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Look, we've just
got to get Chef alone.
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He won't listen to reason
with that hooker around.
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Let's find out where he's
working and go see him
there tomorrow.
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Good idea!
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Alright, we've got the
test results back, piggy--
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Stop calling
me piggy!
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You've got a small stigmatism
that's causing all the problems.
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What does
that mean?
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It means, piggy, that your
eyesight is never going
to get better.
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Alright. Right now, I'm gonna be
totally serious, okay?
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If you call me piggy
one more time,
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I'm gonna leap
out of this chair
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and rip your goddamn nuts off
with my bare hands!
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Well don't worry,
I've got something
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that is going to make
your eyes as good as new.
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Oh dude, super weak.
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I'm not wearing these.
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The guys would
totally rip on me!
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I know the hardest
thing to do
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is get kids
to wear their glasses.
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I'm just gonna take them off
as soon as I leave.
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That's why we have
the little stapler.
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Oww, son of a bitch!
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They said Chef works in
one of these buildings.
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Hey, dudes.
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
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"Ha ha ha, look at Cartman
with his stupid glasses.
Ha ha ha."
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Dude, just
take them off!
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I can't, it's stapled
to my head!
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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I hate you guys.
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Hello and welcome to
Steinburg & Burgstein,
can I help you?
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We want to
talk to Chef!
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Chef?
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He's a big guy with a beard
and a Chef's hat.
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[mumbling]
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Oh, the black guy!
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Huh?
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Third cubicle
on the left.
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Hey, aren't you that cute
little kid from Jerry Mcguire?
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Uh yeah,
sure, sure!
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Wow, you really got fat!
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Hey!
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Hello there children!
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Hey Chef.
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Eric, you've got glasses!
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Chef, you have to
dump the bitch.
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Huh?
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We need you Chef!
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Hey Chef, we're all gonna run
down to the office supply store
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and get some leather holders
for our pagers, you wanna come?
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You bet!
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Chef this place
isn't you.
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Children, Veronica has shown
me that I've been living a very empty life.
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Meaningless sex is fun
for 20 or 30 years,
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but after that,
it starts to get old.
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But we don't
like her!
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Why not?
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I don't know.
No reason, I guess.
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Children, friends get
girlfriends all the time.
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It's something even you
will have to face
with each other someday.
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No way, dude!
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Please Chef, I don't know what
to do about my stupid glasses!
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That's easy, get some
laser-corrective surgery.
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That's what I did!
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Hey, laser-corrective surgery,
thanks Chef!
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You see, everything's gonna be
fine.
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How about I meet you boys after
work and we can play ball?
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[all]
Okay!
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Chef should be here
any minute.
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Dude, he bailed on us!
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I can't believe it!
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C'mon, we're going
to his house.
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[knocking]
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Oh! Hello there children.
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Alright mister!
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You'd better have a good
explanation why you didn't
show up to play ball!
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Oh children,
I'm sorry, I forgot.
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You forgot?
256
00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,463
Veronica surprised me
at the office and took me out to dinner.
257
00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,548
She's so amazing!
258
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,217
Well, we've got something to
tell you about Veronica, Chef.
259
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,968
Hello, children!
260
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,471
Man, we're having a dude
man to man here if you don't mind.
261
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,264
Children, I've got some
great news for you.
262
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,767
Veronica and I
are getting married.
263
00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,770
Oh no, no no no!
264
00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,647
My whole family's coming in
for the wedding.
265
00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,232
I want you boys
to come, too.
266
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,358
This is so wonderful!
267
00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,859
Let's sing!
268
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:50,447
♪ There's got to be
a morning after ♪
269
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:54,576
♪ If we can hold on
to the night ♪
270
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:58,288
♪ We have a chance to
find the sunshine... ♪♪
271
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,545
And that, children,
is what you need to know
272
00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,296
about the facts of life.
273
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,548
So let's review...
274
00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,132
Tootie left in the 4th season,
275
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,385
but Blair and Jo stayed on
and got husbands,
276
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,929
leaving the 5th and 6th seasons
hideously stagnant.
277
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,597
[bell ringing]
278
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,974
Okay, children, that's lunch,
see you in 30 minutes.
279
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,350
Mr. Garrison,
can we talk to you?
280
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,060
Sure!
281
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:20,811
Normally we go to Chef
with our problems,
282
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,104
but we can't
this time!
283
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,523
Well, children,
I am your teacher.I think you'll find
284
00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,484
that my advice is just as valuable
as Chef's, if not more so.
285
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,654
Alright, Mr. Garrison, have you ever had
a friend who got a new girlfriend
286
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,656
and then stopped being your friend
and it pissed you off?
287
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,783
Oh, the old succubus syndrome.
288
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,743
What's a "succubus"?
289
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,162
A succubus is a woman sent
from hell to suck the life out of a man!
290
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,789
That's it!
- Yeaah!
291
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,708
There's not much you can do
about a succubus.
292
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,459
Their evil power makes man
blind to love.
293
00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:45,919
This is totally
what's happening!
294
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,379
Wow! You are smart,
Mr. Garrison!
295
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,423
Yeah, I tell you boys,
women can kill.
296
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,592
Poontang's expensive.
297
00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,719
That's why when it comes to chicks,
I just screw 'em and leave 'em.
298
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,847
I say, "get out of my bedroom,
poontang, before you suck
my life dry."
299
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:57,681
Thanks Mr. Garrison.
300
00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,057
Sure, kids!
301
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,352
You're not
fooling anyone.
302
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,229
Shut your hole, Mr. Head!
303
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,273
C'mon guys, we gotta go tell Chef
he's in love with a succubus!
304
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,108
Yeah, he's gonna be
so thankful we told him!
305
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,651
There you are, Eric!
306
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,403
C'mon we have to go to
the eye doctor!
307
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,530
Oh, no!
308
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,991
C'mon, do you want
your laser-corrective
surgery or not?
309
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,492
Yes, but can't we
wait 'til tomorrow?
310
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,328
Now, hon.
311
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,956
But Mom, I have to tell Chef
that he's marrying a succubus.
312
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,209
[door bell]
313
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,545
Hello there, children.
314
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,630
Who are you?
315
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,048
I'm Chef's father.
316
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:31,923
We just flew in
for the wedding.
317
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,175
Oh, hi, is Chef here?
318
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,092
We have to talk to him!
319
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,218
Yeah, c'mon on in.
320
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,345
There he is!
321
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,180
Chef, we have to talk to you!
322
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,473
Ooh, not now children.
323
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,266
I gotta get fitted
for my britches.
324
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,601
Be right back!
325
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,360
Well, aren't you crackers
just cute as a dickens.
326
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,653
You're Chef's parents?
327
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,071
Yes, all his life!
328
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,405
We have to talk to him!
329
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,199
Well, he should be out
now directly.
330
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,701
Oh, he's so excited
about the wedding!
331
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,080
Say, would you crackers love
to hear about the time
332
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,706
we saw the
Loch Ness monster?
333
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,166
No, that's okay.
334
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,585
Ooh, it must've been about
7, 8 years ago.
335
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:12,172
Me and the little lady was
out on this boat, you see,
all alone at night.
336
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,007
When all of a sudden
a huge creature--
337
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,885
this giant crustacean
from the Paleolithic era
338
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,595
comes out
from the water!
339
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,889
We were so scared, Lord,
I jumped up in the boat
and said,
340
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,141
Thomas, what on earth is
that creature?
341
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,685
It's stood above us,
looking down,
342
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,019
with these
big red eyes--
343
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,021
Ooh, it's so scary!
344
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,023
And I yelled, I said,
"what do you want from us,
monster?"
345
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,609
And the monster bent down
and said,
346
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:36,446
"I need about three-fitty."
347
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,656
What's three-fitty?
348
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,074
Three dollars and
fifty cents.
349
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:39,866
Three-fitty.
350
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:40,909
He wanted money?
351
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,911
That's right!
I said,
352
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,163
"I ain't giving you no
three-fitty, you goddamn
Loch Ness monster!"
353
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,873
"get your own
goddamn money!"
354
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,083
I gave him a dollar!
355
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,543
She gave him a dollar!
356
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,211
I thought he'd go away if
I gave him a dollar!
357
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,839
Well, of course he's not
gonna go away now.
358
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,508
You gave him a dollar,
he's gonna assume
you got more!
359
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,595
Okay, lets get started...
360
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,681
You're here for
the liposuction, right?
361
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:03,640
[giggle]
362
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:04,850
Oh, you son of a bitch!
363
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,018
Alright, time to laser me
a little piggy!
364
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,311
Ha ha ha!
365
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,063
Hey!
You son of a bitch.
366
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,690
I'm gonna kick you
square in the--
367
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,691
[gas hissing]
368
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,735
Ehh...ehh...ahh.
369
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,446
I bet his mom wishes
she could do that!
370
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,451
And that was the third time
we saw the Loch Ness monster!
371
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,994
Then one time,
I believe it was July--
372
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,203
August.
373
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,872
August- there's a knock
on the door,
374
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,999
I opened it, and there's this
cute little girl scout.
375
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,418
Oh she's so adorable with
little pig tails 'n all.
376
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,044
And she said to me,
377
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,296
"how would you like to
buy some cookies?"
378
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,506
And I said, "well,
what kind do you have?"
379
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,508
She had "Thin Mints"
"Graham Crunchy Thins"--
380
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,801
"Raisin Oatmeal"
381
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,511
"Raisin Oatmeal"...
382
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,054
And I said, "we'll
take a graham crunch."
383
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,306
"How much will that be?"
384
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,016
And she looks at me
and she says,
385
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,642
"I need about three-fitty!"
386
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,352
[mother]
Three-fitty.
387
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:52,481
Well, it's about that time
that I noticed
388
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,317
this girl scout was
about 8 stories tall,
389
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,944
and was a crustacean
from the planet Ogere.
390
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,237
The Loch Ness monster!
391
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,656
I said, "damnit monster,
get off my lawn!
392
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,283
I ain't giving you
no three-fitty!"
393
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,285
She said, "how about
just two-fitty!"
394
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,788
I said, "oh now it's
only two-fitty!"
395
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,207
"what is there a sale on
Loch Ness munchies
or something?"
396
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,458
Lord, he was angry!
397
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,834
Damn right
I was angry!
398
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,085
Not you,
the monster!
399
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,378
He was about to
kick your ass!
400
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,713
Shut your mouth,
woman!
401
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,673
Uh, can you just
tell Chef we were here!
402
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,633
Sure!
403
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,801
That crazy old monster.
404
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,469
And then,
the fourth time...
405
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,391
Cartman, what the hell
are you doing?
406
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,435
That asshole eye doctor
screwed up my laser surgery.
407
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,062
I have to wear these bandages
for 3 days.
408
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,396
Damn, your eyes must
really suck, Cartman!
409
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,065
Oh thanks for the
news flash, Tom Brokaw!
410
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,191
What happened to Chef?
411
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,442
Did you tell him she's a
succubus!
412
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,152
Oh, we couldn't
even talk to him.
413
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,654
She's so evil she has him
totally kept away from us.
414
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,988
Eric, you have
a little visitor.
415
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,031
Is that all right?
416
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,283
Okay.
417
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,161
Hello, boys.
418
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,247
I heard Eric had laser surgery,
so I made him a pie.
419
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,456
Aaaggh, it's
the succubus!
420
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,582
Huh?
421
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,750
We know what you are lady!
422
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:54,751
Yeah!
423
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:55,752
You're a bloodthirsty succubus!
424
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,504
A what?
425
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,256
A demon from hell sent to suck
life out of men!
426
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,467
Boys, you know how silly that
sounds, don't you?
427
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,428
Well, you are taking
Chef from us!
428
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,640
Boys, come here, I want to
explain this to you.
429
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,394
I know Chef is your friend,
but Chef is a grown man.
430
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,438
He has needs
you boys can't fulfill.
431
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,941
He wants a life with me
because I make him happy.
432
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,776
Do you understand?
433
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:20,902
I guess.
434
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,487
Good!
435
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,824
Oh, and boys,
just one more thing...
436
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,993
I'm going to
marry Chef tomorrow,
437
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,871
[demonic voice]
and there's not a Goddamn thing
you can do about it!
438
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:31,872
Ha ha ha!
439
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,498
Aaaarrgghh!
440
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,292
Toodle-loo!
441
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,335
Jesus, dude!
442
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,336
What? What happened?
443
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,136
Could I have
your attention, please!
444
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:50,223
Tomorrow my son is gonna get
married to a beautiful lady.
445
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,017
I'm very happy
for them both.
446
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,394
I told myself
I wasn't gonna cry now.
447
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,645
It's okay Pap!
448
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,606
Now you're gonna
get me going, hah!
449
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:01,067
I remember when Chef was
just a 3-year-old little man.
450
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,194
He came running up to me
with a big smile
451
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,529
and his little
Chef's hat on,
452
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,406
and he said,
"Papa, Papa!"
453
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,867
I said, "what do you
need Chef, my boy?"
454
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,660
And he said, "I need about
three-fitty!"
455
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,746
Three-fitty.
456
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,583
Well it was about that time I
got suspicious, I said, "Chef,
457
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,293
why do you
need three-fitty?"
458
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,005
He said, "my imaginary friend,
Goo-Goo the Dinosaur wants it!"
459
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,425
I went to my son's room
and sure enough, there was
460
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,551
the Loch Ness monster!
461
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,928
Aw, it was scary!
462
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,638
I said,
"damn it, monster!"
463
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,473
"you stop bugging
my children now!
464
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,516
"we work for our money
in this house!
465
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,185
We don't
give money away!"
466
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,728
Excuse me...
467
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,271
We're sorry to interrupt,
but we've got bad news.
468
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,231
This is not a woman!
469
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,191
It is a succubus!
470
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,108
What?
471
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,860
Yeah!
472
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,195
She's evil and wants to
suck Chef's life out of him!
473
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,529
Children!
474
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,781
That hurts
my feelings!
475
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,824
Oh, you can pretend
all you want!
476
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,201
You're not fooling
anybody!
477
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,160
Alright, guys!
478
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,453
That's enough!
479
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,163
I have had it with you!
480
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,706
This is the happiest
time of my life,
481
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,249
and you can't be
happy for me!
482
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,292
Chef, but--
483
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,752
No "buts", Stan!
484
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,504
I love this woman and
I am marrying her...
485
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,466
Now you can either accept that
or get out of my life!
486
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,135
Now if you'll excuse us,
we're having a party!
487
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,763
...So I chased the monster
down the street, you see!
488
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,390
I guess there's
nothing we can do.
489
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:14,474
Chef likes her
more than us!
490
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,642
No!
491
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,810
I'm not willing
to give up!
492
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,436
Chef wouldn't
give up on us!
493
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,854
Oh, man!
494
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,398
There's tons of stuff
on succubuses,
495
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,233
but there's nothing on
how to stop them!
496
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,110
You guys, it's 6 in the morning,
I have to get some sleep!
497
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,112
Dude, Chef's wedding is
in 3 hours.
498
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,405
We've got that much time to find out
how to destroy a succubus!
499
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,364
You know what?
500
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,699
Screw Chef. There- I said it! Screw him!
501
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,283
Let him marry Succubus!
502
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,202
I wanna go to sleep!
503
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,037
Here, here!
Look at this!
504
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,498
It says, "the succubus enchants
its victim with an eerie melody,
505
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,500
"this is the succubi power,
506
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,085
"only playing
this melody backwards
507
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,712
can vanquish the
succubus' power!"
508
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,338
What the hell
does that mean?
509
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,047
I don't know.
510
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,135
[mumbling]
511
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,596
Right...
512
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:58,184
[mumbling]
513
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,728
Yeah...
514
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,229
Ohhh...
515
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,647
Hey yeah, what's that song
she always sings?
516
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,983
♪ There's got to be
a morning after ♪
517
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,736
♪ If we can hold on
to the night ♪
518
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,196
♪ We've got to find
our way together ♪
519
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,573
That's it!
520
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699
We gotta learn
that song backwards!
521
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,284
In 3 hours!
522
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,582
Oh, man, I can't
keep my eyes open!
523
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,584
We can't fall asleep,
we gotta nail that song!
524
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,127
You've got the
tape recorder, Cartman?
525
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,420
Cartman!
526
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,755
He's asleep,
wake up, fat ass!
527
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,089
What what what?
528
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,716
Goddamn it,
you can't fall asleep!
529
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,217
I wasn't sleeping, I was just
thinking really hard!
530
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,720
And then these aliens
had me up in the ship, right
531
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:34,763
they was probing me
and all that...
532
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,181
We had taco salad
that night!
533
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,558
Don't matter what
we had for dinner, woman!
534
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,894
Now these aliens had a
big head and big black eyes
535
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,645
and it was all
bent over me.
536
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,272
I said, "what do you
want from me, alien?"
537
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,648
And you know what he said?
538
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,900
Three-fitty.
539
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,610
Let me tell
the damn story now!
540
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,111
He said, "three-fitty"!
541
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,155
And so I realized
it was no alien...
542
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,949
It was that Goddamn
Loch Ness monster again,
543
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,743
trying to trick me
into giving him three-fitty
544
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:57,952
by dressing up
like an alien!
545
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,412
Don't that beat all!
546
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,206
I just given him three-fitty
the week before!
547
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,916
What?
548
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,292
You gave that monster
another damn three-fitty!
549
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,252
He tricked me!
550
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,630
Well no wonder the damn monster
keeps coming back to our house.
551
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,923
You keep giving him the
three-fitty!
552
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,176
[Stan]
There she is!
553
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,268
Bitch!
554
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,144
Bitch!
555
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,938
Dirty bitch!
556
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,231
Alright, Kenny and I are gonna
take position up-front.
557
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,274
Okay!
558
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,276
Do you Chef take this woman
as your lawful wedded wife?
559
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,236
To have and to--
560
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,445
I do!
561
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,155
Oh, my baby's
getting married!
562
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,533
And do you, Veronica,
take Chef to be your daddy?
563
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,034
I do.
564
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,411
And now a special
sharing of vows through song.
565
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,122
Here it goes...
566
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,625
♪ There's got to be
a morning after ♪
567
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,043
Now, Cartman!
568
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:47,961
[gasp]
569
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,797
Now, Cartman!
570
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,177
Children, you're
screwing up my wedding!
571
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,762
I'll take care
of them!
572
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,140
Cartman, wake up,
you fat piece of crap!
573
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,015
Oww!
574
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,272
♪ Light... the for looking
on keep let's sunshine ♪
575
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,273
Aaaarrghh!
576
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,440
♪ The find to chance ♪
577
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,401
No-oooo!
578
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,194
What the...?
579
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,404
[music stops]
580
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,989
Oh no, the tape jammed!
581
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,699
[growling]
582
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,247
What the...?
583
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,207
She's a
Goddamn succubus!
584
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,209
Succubus is trying
to take my baby!
585
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,254
[growling]
586
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,464
[all]
Arrrgh!
587
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,757
C'mon, Cartman!
588
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,009
I can't see
anything!
589
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,343
[growl]
590
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,720
Oh my God,
she killed Kenny!
591
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,054
You bastard!
592
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,724
You damn monster
get away from my baby!
593
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,059
Hold on, I'll see
if I have three-fitty!
594
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,604
Got it!
595
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,690
♪ The through on hold
can we if after ♪
596
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,026
♪ Morning a be
to got there's ♪
597
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,986
[growling]
598
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,906
♪ Warm...
and safe that's-♪♪
599
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,789
Oh wow, you don't
see that everyday!
600
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,959
We're sorry, Chef,
we had to do it.
601
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,962
No, I'm glad
you did, children...
602
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,006
Now that she's gone,
603
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,467
I can't really figure out
what I ever saw in her!
604
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,010
Poontang's poontang.
605
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,970
C'mon, children,
let's go get some ice cream.
606
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,305
Hurray!
607
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,391
Wait, what
happened, you guys?
608
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,226
Is Kenny okay?
609
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,230
Hello there,
children!
610
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,814
Hey, Chef!
611
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,900
How would you like some
fish sticks and tater tots?
612
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,318
We'd love them!
613
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,861
It's great to have
you back, Chef!
614
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,279
Yeah, well, I learned a very
important lesson this week!
615
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,406
♪ Sometimes you
fall in love ♪
616
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,492
♪ And you think you'll
feel that way forever ♪
617
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,535
♪ You change your life,
and ignore your friends ♪
618
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,579
♪ 'cause you think
it can't get any better ♪
619
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,915
♪ But then
love goes away ♪
620
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,125
♪ No matter what,
it doesn't stay as strong ♪
621
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,294
♪ And then you're
left with nothing ♪
622
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,296
♪ 'cause you're
thinking with your dong ♪
623
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,757
♪ So watch out
for that lover ♪
624
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,884
♪ It can destroy
like a typhoon wind ♪
625
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,178
♪ Just play it cool
and don't be a fool ♪
626
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,348
And never let poontang come
between you and your friends!
627
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,642
Damn right, Garrison!
628
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,106
Oh, hello, piggy.
How are your eyes doing?
629
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,607
After today they're
going to be fine
630
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,693
and I'll never have to
see you ever again!
631
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,070
I don't think that's possible,
piggy, not with your eyes!
632
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,822
No, not with
my eyes!
633
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,073
With these!
634
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,283
Ha ha ha!
635
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,742
Was he an
organ donor?
636
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,244
Sure!
637
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,287
Alright, then
let's get to work!
638
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,457
Say, you don't have
$3.50 on you, do you?
639
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,461
♪ Light... ♪
640
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,424
♪ The for looking on
keep let's sunshine... ♪
641
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:43,303
♪ The find to chance
a have we night... ♪
642
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,973
♪ The through on hold
can we if after ♪
643
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,976
♪ Morning a be
to got there's ♪
644
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,770
♪ Warm... ♪
645
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,772
♪ And safe that's
place a find and ♪
646
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,943
♪ Toge...ther bridge the cross
we don't why storm ♪♪
647
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,280
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