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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪

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[♪ Mumbling ♪]

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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪

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This is Shop Class.

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My name is Mr. Adler.

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For the next week, rather than
your normal schoolwork,

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you will be learning
how to make things.

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Now, does anybody know why
you are in Shop Class?

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Yes?

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'Cause we had to choose
between this and Home Ec

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and we didn't
want to be sissies?

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Wrong!

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You are here, because
you are America's future.

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You may someday be doctors
or lawyers or scientists...

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Most of you, however,

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will be pumping gas
or cutting sheet metal.

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And that's why we have...
Shop Class.

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Ohhh.

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Now let me make one thing
crystal clear...

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I don't like
kids that screw around.

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You screw around in
Shop Class...

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You can lose
a hand or an eye.

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I have...

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I have... I have...

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Mr. Adler?
- Huh?!

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Oh, uh... I was just saying
that I want to know

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who is the biggest troublemaker
in your class?

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Tweek is!
- Agh, no I'm not!

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Yeah you are Tweek,
you always get in trouble.

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Agh!

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Uh, hello
excuse me,

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but Craig is the biggest
troublemaker in our class.

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That true, Craig?
You a troublemaker?

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No.
- Well, you better not be,
because in Shop Class--

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Hey! Did you
just flip me off?

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No.
- Yes, you did!

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Told ya!
- Dude, Shop Class sucks.

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Maybe we should've
taken Home Ec.

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No way, dude,
Home Ec is for girls!

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Welcome to Home Ec.

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For the next week, you will be
learning how to bake, sew,

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clean and make things
that are lacy and pretty.

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Woo-hoo!
- Yes, Wendy?

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I requested to be in Shop Class
but they sent me here.

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That's right, Wendy.

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You see, some of you girls
will go on to have

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interesting jobs
and careers.

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But all of you pretty ones
won't have to worry about that,

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because you can
marry a nice man.

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And that's why
we have Home Ec!

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Woo-hoo!

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I wonder why Kenny didn't
want to take Shop Class?

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I don't know,
he's such a wuss!

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Hey, don't
screw around.

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You screw around too much.

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Y'know you guys are
totally wrong about Tweek.

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Craig is way worse
than he is.

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No he's not dude,
Craig is a wuss.

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Dude, if Craig and Tweek
got in a fight,

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Craig would
kick Tweek's ass.

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You wanna bet?
- Yeah, I'll bet!

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How much?
- Five bucks.

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You're on!
- Agh!

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Hey, Tweek.
- Agh!

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Dude, Craig chooses you,
he wants to fight.

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He does?
- Yeah, he's all pissed off at you.

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So will you fight him?
- Why?

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Dude, because.

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You have to stand up
for yourself.

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So will you
fight him?

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Agh!
He doesn't look like
he wants to fight me.

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Craig, can I
talk to you
real quick?

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Just for a second, please.

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Craig, I'm not normally one to
get involved in this kind of
thing but...

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Well, I was just
standing over by Tweek,

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and he called you
a big poopeater.

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He did?!
- Yeah, he said
you eat poop,

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and that it makes
your breath smell like poop,

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and that, well,
you like it.

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Why would he
say that?!

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I don't know, Craig,
I don't know.

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But now he's over there
telling everybody

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that you're a poopeater
and he chooses you.

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Well, I'm gonna
go over there and--

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No, no, Craig,
you can't fight him here,

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Mr. Adler will
just break it up.

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Tell you what, I'll go tell him
you accept his challenge,

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and set it up for
after school today.

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Okay.

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There you see,
he just flipped you off!

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Agh!
What a jerk!

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He's really got it
out for you, dude.

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Why?!
What did I do?!

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So do you agree to
fight him after school?

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I guess so.
- Super, see ya there!

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[echoing]
Catch me, Richard!

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Ha ha ha ha...

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I'm so in love
with you, Richard.

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I made you some
cookies, Richard!

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[sniffffff]

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Merry Christmas, Richard.

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Ha ha ha,
oh, Richard...

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Say we'll be this
happy forever.

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Ahhhhh!

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Richard!

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Arhhh!

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[chewing]
Oh, why... why?!

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Mr. Adler!
Mr. Adler?!

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Huh?!

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Stop screwin' around!

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The bell rang,
can we go?

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Oh, well, sure.

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Uh, class dismissed.

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Come on, you guys!

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This is gonna be
sweet, dude!

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You guys are
so wrong about Tweek.

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He's gonna get
his ass kicked.

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We'll see.

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Why don't we just
raise our bet to $10.

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You're on, fat ass.

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Well, well, well,
look who's here.

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Our little Home Economics
friend, Kenny.

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Mph rm rmph
rm rmph rm.

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How come you wanna
take Home Ec, Kenny?

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Yeah, that's not
cool, dude.

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Bye, Kenny! See ya tomorrow!

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Hey, what's going on?

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Tweek and Craig
are gonna fight.

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Really?
Cool!

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It's funny, cuz Tweek and Craig
both went home

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about 15
minutes ago.

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What!?
- Yeah, they left.

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Aw, hell!

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Those sons-a-bitches!

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I guess they don't
want to fight.

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Oh, they want to fight!

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They just don't
know it yet!

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[doorbell]

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Tweek!
- Tweek!

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Agh!
What do you guys want?

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How come you didn't show up
to the fight, Tweek?

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Craig and I have no reason
to fight each other!

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Well, Craig showed up.

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He did?

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Yeah, he was standing there
waiting for you.

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And he was all like,
"man, Tweek's a wuss"

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and we were all like,
"no he's not, Craig"

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and he was all like,
"yeah he is, he isn't
showing up,

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he's a big wuss and
he has crooked teeth."

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I don't have
crooked teeth.

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And then Craig was all like,
"Tweek is scared of me!

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He's a big chicken!"

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And he started doing an
impersonation of you
being a chicken...

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And everybody
in the world saw it.

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Everyone in the world?!
Agh!

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Yeah, it was weak.

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I'm not a chicken!

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Well everyone in the world
thinks you are.

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See ya, Tweek.
- Wait! I'll fight!

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Tomorrow?
- Okay.

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[knocking]

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Craig, what the hell
are you doing home?

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You're supposed to be
out fighting Tweek.

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<i>Red Racer's</i> on.

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Craig, you can watch
<i>Red Racer</i> any day
of the week.

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I <i>do</i> watch <i>Red Racer</i>
every day of the week!

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Well, that's fine.

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I guess you don't care about
what Tweek said about your mom.

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Nope.

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Goddammit...

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[knocking]

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I guess you don't care
what Tweek said about your guinea pig.

183
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What?!

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What did he say
about Stripe?!

185
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Oh nothing, except that
you stick it up your ass before you go to bed.

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That son-of-a-bitch
I'll kill him!!

187
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Yeah, I'd be pissed, too.

188
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So maybe we should
reschedule the fight for tomorrow?

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After <i>Red Racer!</i>

190
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After <i>Red Racer,</i>
of course.

191
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How was school today, son?

192
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Agh!!

193
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That's great.

194
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Dad, if some kid at school
wants to fight me...

195
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What should I do?

196
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Son, let me tell you
a little story

197
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about when your
mother and I first met...

198
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You see,
a long time ago

199
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there were a lot of guys
who were after your mother,

200
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she used to be
very attractive.

201
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It's true, I was.

202
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Well, when I started
courting your mother,

203
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there was this big muscular
football player named "Quib"

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who didn't
take too kindly to me.

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He wanted your mother
all to himself.

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And so, one day,
he challenged me to a fight.

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Well?!
- Well what, honey?

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Agh!!
What happened?

209
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Oh, I don't know, he moved
away or something.

210
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Yes, I think
that's right.

211
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Aghagh!!
You guys never help me!

212
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Your stories never
go anywhere, I hate it.

213
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I want out,
I want out!

214
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Dad, I'm supposed to
get in a fight tomorrow.

215
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With who?
- Some kid.

216
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Oh.

217
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Don't just
"oh" him, Thomas!

218
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Yeah, don't
just "oh" me.

219
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I'll "oh"
whoever I want!

220
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Well, that
was fun, Pearl.

221
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See ya later.

222
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Richard, aren't you
going to invite me in?

223
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Why?

224
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Well, I thought
maybe you would

225
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at least <i>attempt</i> to
make love to me tonight.

226
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Oh well, I... I can't.
I left the oven on.

227
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Oh, Richard, why can't you
open your heart to me, why?

228
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I just... I can't!

229
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I... Oh, I know,
I have genital warts.

230
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We'll use
plastic wrap.

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Nope, sorry,
maybe some other time.

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[echoing]
Swing me, Richard,
swing me higher!

233
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I want to touch
the sky, Richard!

234
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Richard, I'm here...

235
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Just now.

236
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Oh, Richard,
it's beautiful!

237
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Yes, yes.

238
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But you have to come
see me fly tomorrow, Richard.

239
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I have a
surprise for you.

240
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Don't worry Richard,
I'm a pilot.

241
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It's what I do.

242
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Aaaghgh!

243
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Richard!

244
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Richard.

245
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Aaaghggh!

246
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[munching]

247
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Oh god...
What am I going to do?

248
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Okay, so, just to set the
record straight here,

249
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the fight will be happening, out
by the tetherball pole at 3:30.

250
00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,148
Tweek just weighed in
at 48 pounds, Craig at 45.

251
00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,775
Uh, how long do you
expect the fight to last?

252
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,944
How ever long Craig
wants it to last.

253
00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:47,903
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha

254
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,863
Make no mistake.

255
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,698
Craig has been ready
for this fight since day one.

256
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,116
He doesn't even
view it as a challenge.

257
00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,451
He'll view it
as a challenge

258
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,911
when he's getting
his ass kicked!

259
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,204
Did you hear that--
it sounds like diarrhea

260
00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,413
coming out of someone's
mouth or something.

261
00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,790
Shut up, fat ass!

262
00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:00,791
Don't call me fat
you son-of-a-bitch!

263
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,417
[punching and yelling]

264
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,301
Wow, Tweek and Craig
really hate each other, huh?

265
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,886
This should be
a good fight.

266
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,222
On your first date,
look at the man's shoes.

267
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,099
Sometimes you can tell
how much money a man has

268
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,600
just by his shoes.

269
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,686
When he takes you
out to dinner,

270
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,021
try to sneak a peek at his
wallet while he pays for you.

271
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,816
If he only has
<i>one</i> credit card, beware.

272
00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,818
It means he doesn't
spend a lot,

273
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,861
and worse yet,
it could be a debit card.

274
00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,530
If he has more than
four credit cards,

275
00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,073
that's a little fishy.

276
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,324
The perfect number
of credit cards

277
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,201
for a man to have is... two.

278
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,995
Yes, Bebe.

279
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,580
What if we meet a guy

280
00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:40,581
who wants to be
a doctor or a lawyer,

281
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,291
but is still
getting his degree?

282
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,543
Dump that zero
and get yourself a hero.

283
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,296
He could earning
that degree all his life

284
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,839
while you
starve to death

285
00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,675
with two dying babies
sucking at your teets.

286
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,680
When I have you guys' ten bucks,
I'm gonna use it to buy

287
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,515
the sweetest big-screen TV
in the world.

288
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,266
That's more
than ten bucks,

289
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,767
you stupid fat ass.

290
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,810
Well, if I get ten bucks
from each of you,

291
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,437
that's like
$2,000.

292
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,980
Hey, quit screwing
around back there!

293
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,190
You're horsin'!

294
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,359
[echoing]
Richard...

295
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,571
[whistling nonchalantly]

296
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,823
[echoing]
Richard...

297
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,826
[whispering voice]
If you build it...

298
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,498
Swing me, Richard,
swing me higher!

299
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,375
Richard, I'm here...

300
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,960
Oh Richard,
it's beautiful.

301
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,920
Yes.

302
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:30,047
But you have to come see me
fly tomorrow, Richard.

303
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,965
I have a surprise for you.

304
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,177
Don't worry, Richard,
I'm a pilot.

305
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,473
It's all for you.

306
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,807
[engine sputters]

307
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,519
Aaaghgh!

308
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,480
Richard!

309
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,481
Mr. Adler?!

310
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,482
Mr. Adler!!

311
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,067
Huh, what?

312
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,401
Tommy stuck his face
in the belt sander.

313
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,570
The belt sander?

314
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,490
Tommy, I told you
not to screw around

315
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,783
with the
belt sander, didn't I?

316
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,786
Well, go on,
go see the nurse.

317
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,204
She'll give you
some peroxide.

318
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,330
What's that?

319
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,123
Huh?!

320
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,958
This is a woman that
I knew a long time ago.

321
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,126
What'd she die
or something?

322
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,836
Wha--hey!
Go on!

323
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,589
You're screwin'
around in here!

324
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,592
Oh boy, here we go!

325
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,636
What's happening?

326
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:18,553
Tweek's gonna
fight Craig.

327
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,597
Oh, cool!

328
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,225
Stay pissed, Tweek,
stay pissed.

329
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,893
Alright, here we go!

330
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,478
Time for you to get
proven wrong, fat boy.

331
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,105
You're gonna be eating
those words, asshole.

332
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,732
No I won't because
you'd eat 'em first, tubby.

333
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,985
Well?

334
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,779
Come on!

335
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,365
Yeah, if you're
gonna do it, do it!

336
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,282
What do we do?

337
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,951
Huh?

338
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:41,702
What do you mean,
just fight each other!

339
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:44,037
How?
- How?!

340
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,330
I've never been in a fight before.
- Me neither!

341
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,456
[all]
Aww!

342
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,041
Aw, dude,
come on!

343
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,167
You just hit each other,
smack each other around!

344
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,419
[shove]

345
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,545
[tap]

346
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,088
Not like <i>that</i>!

347
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,464
Like what then?

348
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:55,632
Alright, alright,
screw this--

349
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,008
We'll have to
postpone the fight

350
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:57,926
so Tweek and Craig
can learn how to fight.

351
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,094
[all]
Aww!

352
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,470
All that build-up
for nothing!

353
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,972
Yeah, Christ, I could've
been home by now!

354
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,056
Alright Tweek, we'll
teach you how to fight

355
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,391
and Cartman,
you teach Craig.

356
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,684
I don't think
that's very fair.

357
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,060
If I teach Craig, he's
gonna really kill Tweek.

358
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,145
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna
have my Uncle Jimbo

359
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,479
teach Tweek
how to box!

360
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,023
Oooh, boxing,
scary, you guys!

361
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,942
I'm gonna have Craig
learn martial arts!

362
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,402
Fine, we'll see you
back here tomorrow!

363
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,820
Fine!
- Fine!

364
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,697
Fine, that's fine.

365
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,282
Alrighty, Tweek.

366
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,450
My little nephew
Stanley has asked me

367
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,868
to teach you the
fine points of boxing!

368
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:23,869
Agh!

369
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,245
You're in luck.

370
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,288
Ned here used to be
the state champion

371
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,789
until a grenade
blew his arm off.

372
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,499
[voice box]
I can still kick ass.

373
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,085
Now, Tweek...
Boxing is a man sport.

374
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,588
There is nothing in the world
more man, than boxing.

375
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,757
It is man
at his most man.

376
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,592
So when you spar with Ned, here,

377
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,927
just dig deep into
that most man part of you.

378
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,596
Wah!

379
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,805
Well enough
of the lectures!

380
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:44,848
Let's get to boxing!

381
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,849
[ding]

382
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,893
Agh!

383
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,603
What you got, bi-atch?

384
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,147
Keep your
guard up, Tweek!

385
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,442
Aah!
- Damnit!

386
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,902
Come on, Tweek he's
only got one arm!

387
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,320
Alright, it looks like
we'll have to apply

388
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,530
the <i>Oppenheimer technique</i>
with Tweek, here...

389
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,574
What you got, bi-atch?

390
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,036
Punch him
in the balls, Tweek!

391
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,370
Atta boy!
Now quick,

392
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,580
get him again
while he's down!

393
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,707
Owwwwww!!

394
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:14,044
Good, now
kick his balls!

395
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,005
There see?!

396
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,256
You got him
coughing up blood!

397
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,257
Hooray!

398
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,383
Agh!

399
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,344
Now <i>that's</i> boxing!

400
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,515
Your friend has brought you to
learn the ancient art of sumo.

401
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,975
You must learn
the discipline and respect.

402
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,854
In sumo, your body
must be like a stone,

403
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,523
and your mind
like a meatloaf.

404
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,483
Meatloaf?

405
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,777
The object is simply to push
opponent out of circle.

406
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,111
Is opponent ready?

407
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,696
I'm ready.

408
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,408
Yeah, I like this
hair thing, this is cool.

409
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,077
Let us begin.

410
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,539
Ready... and... begin!

411
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,749
Respect my authority!

412
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,376
Body like stone!

413
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,127
Mind like meatloaf!

414
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,754
Ooh, come on, na!

415
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,839
Oh, Jesus,
I can't take it!

416
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,173
Aagh!

417
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,675
Fight back,
resist the ass!

418
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,552
How can I resist
an ass so great?!

419
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,053
It is only an ass!

420
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,639
You must overcome
the ass with your mind!

421
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,558
This ass is unlike any
I have encountered, master--

422
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,435
I win!

423
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,271
There is indeed great power
in your ass, Eric.

424
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,565
Perhaps you should consider
sumo as a profession.

425
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,441
Hey, maybe!

426
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,989
No... no...
make it stop...

427
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:27,242
[echoing]
Oh Richard, say
we'll be this happy forever!

428
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,494
But you have to come
see me fly tomorrow, Richard.

429
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,079
I have a
surprise for you.

430
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,708
Don't worry, Richard,
I'm a pilot.

431
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,627
Watch me, Richard!

432
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:40,797
[alarm]

433
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,090
[engine stalls]

434
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,635
Aaahhh!!

435
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,309
Richard!

436
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,394
Arggghh!

437
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,355
I never got
to say goodbye.

438
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,900
I never got
to say goodbye!

439
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,443
Oh, no!

440
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,029
Oh no, now
what do I do?!

441
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,405
[sobbing]

442
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,037
Okay... that was
very good, class.

443
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,080
Now let's try
this one together:

444
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,541
"Honey, can I
get a new wardrobe?"

445
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,543
[all]
Honey, can I get
a new wardrobe?

446
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,712
Alright, now let's try
this one together

447
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,255
"Lisa Smith's husband

448
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,299
just bought <i>her</i>
a new car..."

449
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,051
[all]
Lisa Smith's husband
just bought <i>her</i> a new car...

450
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,094
Good, Bebe, why don't
you try this one:

451
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,640
"I think a trip to Hawaii would
really improve our sex life."

452
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:32,974
I think a
trip to Hawaii

453
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,017
would really improve
our sex life.

454
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,894
Outstanding, now... Kenny.

455
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,687
How about you try:

456
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,774
"I can't make love to you
until we get a king-size bed."

457
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:44,486
[mumbling]
Mph rmph rm rmphrmphm...
rmph rm rmph rm rm rmph.

458
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:50,075
Okay... Kenny, could I talk to
you over here real quick?

459
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,035
Mph rm.

460
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,747
Kenny, I don't quite know
how to tell you this, but...

461
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,958
I'm not sure Home Economics
is right for you.

462
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,459
Mph?

463
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,086
Well, your cooking
is unsatisfactory

464
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,380
your sewing skills
are below average and...

465
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,298
frankly, I don't think
the odds of you

466
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,760
marrying a nice, rich man
in the future are very, well...

467
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,178
good.

468
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,763
Mph mm?

469
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,390
No, I think you should consider
transferring to Shop Class.

470
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,475
Mph rm!

471
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:23,400
Now, now, very few students are
severely injured in Shop Class.

472
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,734
Mph rmph rm rmph
rm rmph rmph!!

473
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,361
[bell rings]

474
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,196
C'mon, it's time for the fight!
- Yeah!

475
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:32,617
Fight? Oh no, no, no, girls!
Haven't I taught you anything?!

476
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,786
[all shouting]

477
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,623
Okay, the time
has finally come!

478
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,210
Programs, get your
programs here, programs!

479
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,379
Remember, Tweek,
punch hard, punch low.

480
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,214
Agh!
- This is when you gotta get mean, Tweek!

481
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,924
Agh, mean, agh!!

482
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,801
The spirit of the
dragon is in your hands.

483
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,094
[mimicking Chinese]

484
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,013
Alright?
- Okay.

485
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,014
Now listen to me!

486
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,306
[more mimicking]

487
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,808
Alright, and seriously!

488
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,351
Per shang der
pong quang chong!

489
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,936
Okay, okay!

490
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:04,941
Argh!

491
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,444
[neck cracking]

492
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,157
You ready, Tweek?

493
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,408
You ready, Craig?

494
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,035
Let's get it on!

495
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,369
Respect my authority.

496
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,540
Come on, Tweek!

497
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,084
Come on, Craig!

498
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,670
"To Whom it May Concern,

499
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,672
"I can no longer
live without her.

500
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,632
"I could not
say goodbye to her,

501
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,385
"and so now I must say
goodbye to all of you!

502
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,846
"for I am all out
of nicotine gum.

503
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,391
"Sincerely yours,
Richard Adler... Shop Class.

504
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,435
"P.S. Don't
screw around.

505
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,022
You all screw around too much."

506
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,276
[saw whirring]

507
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:52,197
Goodbye, cruel world.

508
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,867
Jesus Christ!!

509
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,494
What was
I thinking?!

510
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,245
That would'a
hurt like hell!

511
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,705
[kids cheering]

512
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,465
Yeah Craig, c'mon,
kick his ass!

513
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,719
Come on, Tweek,
you got him!

514
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,137
Whoa, Tweek,
did you hear that?!

515
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,639
What?!
- Craig just called
you a boner!

516
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,474
Agh!

517
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,558
We just have to keep
throwing gas on the fire.

518
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:21,559
Yeah.

519
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,812
[sighs]

520
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,855
Mph rmphm rm?

521
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,107
What?

522
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,067
Who are you?

523
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,278
"Kenny McCormick has been
transferred from Home Ec.
to Shop Class"

524
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,280
Well, alright,
get some safety goggles

525
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,033
and start getting acquainted
with the jigsaw over there.

526
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,716
[crash]

527
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,759
What the--

528
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,136
Here they are!

529
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,554
Hey, what's going on?!

530
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:58,805
Tweek and Craig
are fighting.

531
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,473
We're just watching.

532
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,808
Well, why the hell
don't you stop them!?

533
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,728
'Cause we have
ten bucks riding on it!

534
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,689
Don't screw around!

535
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,276
Stop screwing around!

536
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,946
Hey, you're
screwing around too much!

537
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,614
Arghh!

538
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,160
Oh my God,
they killed Kenny!

539
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,578
You bastards!

540
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,662
Well don't just
stand there!

541
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,747
Call an ambulance!

542
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,875
You see--
You see what happens

543
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,543
when you screw around
in Shop Class?

544
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,919
Mph rm...

545
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,504
What?
What's that, son?

546
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,173
[echoing]
Richard...

547
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,424
Aghhh!

548
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,135
No, no, please don't go!

549
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,553
I need you!

550
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,554
I can't live
without you!

551
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,432
Richard,
you have to move on.

552
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:43,349
I want you to be happy.

553
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,767
But I can't!

554
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,395
I never got
to say goodbye.

555
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,397
Then say it now, Richard.

556
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,441
Goodbye.

557
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,902
There, now do you
feel better?

558
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,445
No.

559
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,863
Of course
you don't.

560
00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,074
Saying goodbye
doesn't mean anything.

561
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,702
It's the time we spent together
that really matters

562
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,829
not how we left it.

563
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,247
You--you're right.

564
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,081
You're right!

565
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,249
Richard!

566
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,292
It's grandma.

567
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,293
Grandma?!

568
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,961
Hi, gram!

569
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,588
You never said
goodbye to me, either.

570
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,131
Hey, Richie,
remember me?

571
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,674
Uncle Corey!

572
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,343
Wow, you're
all alive again.

573
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,428
No, we're dead.

574
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,888
I love you, Richard.

575
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,139
See you soon.

576
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,432
Thank you!

577
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,934
Thank you
for freeing me!

578
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,185
I feel like now
I can move on!

579
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,895
Baby, I feel
so much better!

580
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,313
I feel so alive!

581
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,898
Thank you, baby,
thank you!

582
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,025
Dude, this is pretty
fucked up right here.

583
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,198
Hi, we're here to visit our
good friends Tweek and Craig.

584
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,950
Oh, well, I suppose
a quick visit is okay.

585
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,410
Maybe you kids
can cheer them up.

586
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,747
Hey guys,
how are you feeling?

587
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,916
Agh!
- Ugh!

588
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,042
Well, uh, we just came by
because we have something to
tell you.

589
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,127
Yeah... see,
we got you to fight

590
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,587
just 'cause we wanted
to see who was the toughest.

591
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,256
We made up
all that stuff we said

592
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,007
to get you guys
mad at each other.

593
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,717
Yes, you can
flip us off, Craig.

594
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:00,969
We deserve that.

595
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,553
We just came by
to apologize.

596
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:03,554
We feel so bad.

597
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,847
Boy, do we ever.

598
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,100
So I guess
we'll be going now.

599
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,601
And we'll just live
with the knowledge that

600
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:09,644
you're both
kind of sissies.

601
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,354
What!?
- What!?

602
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,355
Well, I mean, that's
what was on the news.

603
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,356
What was
on the news?

604
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,440
Oh, you didn't see it?

605
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,566
Tweek's family
was on the news

606
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,609
saying what a wuss
you are, Craig.

607
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,236
Huh?!

608
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,320
Yeah, and then
Craig's family came on

609
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,571
and said Tweek
was the wuss,

610
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,447
and then punched Tweek's
mom in the hooters.

611
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,532
Agh, you
son-of-a-bitch!

612
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,492
I'm gonna
kick your ass!!

613
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,828
Come on, Tweek
you got him!

614
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,330
Sumo technique, Craig,
sumo technique!

