1 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,429 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:11,554 --> 00:00:13,472 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,141 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,684 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,144 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:20,271 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,731 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,357 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,817 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,652 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:30,031 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪ 12 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:31,574 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,117 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,830 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 15 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,249 We have something very important to discuss. 16 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,710 Due to recent events around the country 17 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,628 I have been instructed to teach you all about 18 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,839 sexual harassment in school. 19 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,591 About what? 20 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,927 Now, does anybody know what "sexual harassment" means? 21 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,596 Yes, Eric? 22 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,347 When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, 23 00:00:55,473 --> 00:01:00,061 and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind. 24 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,729 No Eric, that's not what I'm talking about! 25 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,440 The school board has sent over a special guest 26 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,443 to teach us all about sexual harassment in schools. 27 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,946 Please welcome Peetie, the Sexual Harassment Panda. 28 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:14,784 ♪ Who lives in the East 'neath a willer tree ♪ 29 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,661 ♪ Sexual Harassment Panda ♪ 30 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:20,372 ♪ Who explains sexual harassment to you and me? ♪ 31 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:23,292 ♪ Sexual Harassment Panda! ♪ 32 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,337 ♪ Don't say that don't touch there ♪ 33 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:29,548 ♪ Don't be nasty says that silly bear ♪ 34 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,093 ♪ He's gonna tell you what's right and wrong! ♪ 35 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:35,679 ♪ Sexual Harassment Panda ♪ 36 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,389 Hi, boys and girls! 37 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:40,684 Say hi to Sexual Harassment Panda!! 38 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:43,437 [all] Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda. 39 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,190 Did you know that when one little panda 40 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,360 pulls on another little panda's underwear... 41 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,529 that's sexual harassment? 42 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:55,449 That makes me a saaaaad panda. 43 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,827 This is freaking me out, dude. 44 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,871 And when one little panda puts his furry little willy 45 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,498 in another panda's ear... 46 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:06,377 that makes me a very sad panda. 47 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,796 Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, 48 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,422 and we're going to go through 49 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:13,634 each and every sexual harassment law. 50 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:14,802 [all] Aww! 51 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,432 Article Thirty Six: Section Nineteen. 52 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,352 "One panda may not make sexual comments 53 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,271 "about another panda's appearance. 54 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,772 "if said panda--" 55 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,440 Aw, dude, get me out of here. 56 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,734 I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. 57 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,194 You would think that, you little ass-sucker. 58 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,070 What did you call me? 59 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,196 An ass-sucker. 60 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,281 It means you suck ass. 61 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:36,031 You see an ass, and you suck it. 62 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:36,740 You're an ass-sucker. 63 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:37,992 That does it! 64 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:38,951 I am suing you for sexual harassment! 65 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,369 Uh-oh! 66 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,829 What? 67 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,455 You have sexually harassed me for the last time! 68 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,207 It says right here, that now I can sue you 69 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,375 and take all of your money! 70 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,710 That's right, he can. 71 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,295 No you can't, you little ass-sucker. 72 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,629 Ooh! He did it again! 73 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,881 You all heard him! 74 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,549 "The first party of the first panda 75 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,343 "may sue the second party panda 76 00:02:56,468 --> 00:03:01,015 unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda." 77 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:06,145 This is Cartman vs. Marsh, case number 3-4-3-3. 78 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,521 What is your complaint, Mr. Cartman? 79 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:08,981 Your Honor, my lawyer is just parking the car. 80 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,357 He should be here any second. 81 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,233 Dude, he got a lawyer!? 82 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,359 Sorry I'm late. 83 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,194 Dad?! 84 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,904 Oh, hi Kyle. 85 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:15,487 Alright, let's move this along, shall we? 86 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,323 Now, Eric Cartman, 87 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,533 you claim that Stan Marsh has sexually harassed you in school. 88 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,826 That is correct, my Honor. 89 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,328 Oh, whatever. 90 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,538 He said talked about having oral sex with my ass. 91 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,081 I called you an ass-sucker!! 92 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,124 Yes, that was it. 93 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,542 I was so upset... 94 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,377 I couldn't concentrate the rest of the day. 95 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,171 And the way his eyes kept looking at me. 96 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,923 Slowly going up and down my body. 97 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,591 Like he was undressing me with his eyes. 98 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,134 What?! 99 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:37,968 Cartman, you call people names all the time! 100 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,178 As you can see, your Honor, 101 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,763 my client is too upset to continue. 102 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,264 Mr. Marsh, what do you have to say? 103 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,682 What do you mean? 104 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,475 I need to hear your defense. 105 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,311 Uh... I'm eight? 106 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,563 Alright, this seems pretty open and shut. 107 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,982 Stan Marsh under the new sexual harassment in schools law, 108 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,317 I am forced to find you guilty. 109 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,443 Huh!? 110 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,027 Alright, we did it! 111 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,904 Hooray! 112 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,406 Since the defendant is under age and has no monetary resources, 113 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,866 it is the judgement of this court, 114 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,368 that 50 percent of Stan Marsh's belongings 115 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,411 are to be handed over to Eric Cartman immediately. 116 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,788 I have to give him half my stuff?! 117 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:06,997 Sweet. 118 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,418 Let's see... I want that Climb Criminy game... 119 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,420 And that Power Jim doll... 120 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,673 And, let's see... 121 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,633 Do you really like this remote controlled truck? 122 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,801 Yeah, dude, that's my favorite toy. 123 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,427 Oh, well I'll just take that then... 124 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,721 And what about this? 125 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,223 Is this one of your favorites? 126 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,141 Uh, no, I hate that toy! 127 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,811 Oh, then you don't mind if I take it. 128 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:29,895 Dammit! 129 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,397 Here you go, as your legal fee, 130 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:32,815 you can choose between the green choo-choo 131 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,233 or the squishy football. 132 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,652 Hmmm... 133 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,696 Y'know, Eric, I've been thinking... 134 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,281 Uh-huh, that model airplane kit... 135 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:41,949 Go on. 136 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,450 You know, the people really responsible 137 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,119 for your harassment is the public schools. 138 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,495 Perhaps we should sue them next. 139 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,414 Why should I sue the schools? 140 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:51,125 Well, because they're the ones that let this harassment go on, 141 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,918 and they have a lot more money. 142 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,628 I think we could get a lot more out of this 143 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,171 than half of Stan's belongings. 144 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,673 Interesting... 145 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,300 Ooh, Stan's asthma inhaler! 146 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:00,509 I want that! 147 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,594 Answer the question. 148 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,096 Did you know that sexual harassment 149 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,472 was going on in the classroom? 150 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,266 No, I had no friggin' idea. 151 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:10,102 Mr. Garrison, do you know the definition of sexual harassment? 152 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,937 Of course, and so does Mr. Hat! 153 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,481 We do not tolerate sexual harassment! 154 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,817 You are the witness here, Mr. Garrison, not Mr. Hat. 155 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,110 I'm sorry, toots. 156 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,528 Did you or did you not 157 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,238 hear my client being called an ass-sucker? 158 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,072 Yes. 159 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,324 And you did nothing? 160 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:24,616 He is a little ass-sucker. 161 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,285 [all laughing] 162 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,996 Mr. Garrison, I will remind you that we are in court! 163 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,081 Okay, baby, I'm sorry. 164 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,294 Principal Victoria, were you aware that my client was being harassed at your school? 165 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,546 Well, not any more than any other student. 166 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,381 Oh, so you admit that harassment goes on?! 167 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,424 I don't know! 168 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,592 You don't know?! 169 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:42,676 You're the principal!! 170 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,261 I can't be around every second! 171 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,346 So it does go on! 172 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,139 Alright, alright I killed him! 173 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,600 I hit him over the head and I cut up the body! 174 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,602 I tried to burn it but it wouldn't burn! 175 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,145 Oh, the smell of it! 176 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,855 I put the legs in garbage bags 177 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,482 and hid the torso under a bridge. 178 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,983 I had to do it! 179 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,902 Aaaggh!! 180 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,321 Oh God! 181 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,323 Principal Victoria, was Eric Cartman called an ass-sucker? 182 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,908 Yes or no? 183 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,451 [sniffling] I believe so, yes. 184 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,871 [gallery murmuring] 185 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,790 Last, I'd like to bring up my expert witness, 186 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,167 Sexual Harassment Panda. 187 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,961 ♪ Who lives in the east 'neath a willer tree? ♪ 188 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,672 ♪ Sexual Harassment Panda! ♪ 189 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,716 Expert witness, did South Park Elementary 190 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,718 allow sexual harassment to go on? 191 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,638 Well, when one little panda asks another little panda 192 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,974 to perform oral sex... that is sexual harassment. 193 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,017 And who is to blame? 194 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,852 I'm afraid the law states 195 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,021 that the school must be held responsible. 196 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,356 There you have it! 197 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,482 Straight from the horse's mouth! 198 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,316 Panda. 199 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,485 P-Panda's mouth. 200 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,320 After careful review, it is the judgement of this court 201 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,781 that South Park Elementary pays Eric Theodore Cartman 202 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,117 1.3 million dollars in damages. 203 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,618 Alright! We did it, Eric! 204 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:53,038 ♪ Get down, get down and party... ♪ 205 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,085 That goes in the master bedroom! 206 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,045 Well Kyle, what do you think of your new house? 207 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,630 It's... big. 208 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,965 Yes, it is big, isn't it. 209 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,008 It is very... big. 210 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,094 Dad, if the school has to pay you and Cartman 1.3 million dollars, 211 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,387 where does that money come from? 212 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,597 Well, Kyle, schools have lots of money. 213 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,307 You see, we all pay taxes, 214 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,351 and part of that tax money goes to public schools. 215 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:18,147 And it's from that money that we got our 1.3 million. 216 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,941 And you don't see a problem with that? 217 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,402 No, it's a very fragile system that nature has designed. 218 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,070 All things flow into each other. 219 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,114 You're trying to confuse me now, aren't you? 220 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,532 Sort of, yeah. 221 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,617 [bell rings] 222 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,370 Okay, children, there's a few changes being made here at school, 223 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,038 but lessons will go on as normal. 224 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,707 Any questions? 225 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,501 Yes, Stan? 226 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,461 Where's our desks? 227 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,671 Right, desks... 228 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,173 Well, a lot of cuts had to be made 229 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,467 since the school's funding is short for lawsuits. 230 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:47,885 You see, Cartman?! 231 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,052 You see what this has done?! 232 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,679 All I know is I got this sweet digital watch, 233 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,055 and these cool shoes... 234 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,183 I'm telling you guys, suing people kicks ass. 235 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,601 Wow, I wanna sue somebody! 236 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:56,852 Me too, I wanna get a lawyer! 237 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,437 [all] Yeah! 238 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,230 Well, let's just try to cope with the changes 239 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,356 and do our school work. 240 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,858 Now, I'm going to write a sentence 241 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,486 and I want you to tell me the noun... 242 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,321 [chalk squeaks] 243 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,906 [all] Agahaghhh!! 244 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,949 I know, I know. I'm sorry, children 245 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,826 but we can't afford chalk anymore. 246 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,287 I have to write on the chalkboard with this rusty nail. 247 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:19,208 Anyway, children, in the sentence "the ball is red" 248 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,125 [all] Aaaghhhh!! 249 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,129 Kids? 250 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,797 Are you tired of being harassed at school? 251 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,299 Sick of being called a "homo"? 252 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,467 A "farty pants"? 253 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:29,801 A "butt... 254 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,178 ...face"? 255 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,055 Then call me, Kyle's dad, and I'll help you 256 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,517 close the lid on sexual harassment in school! 257 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,519 After a boy in my class tried to put his tongue in my mouth, 258 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,229 I knew I needed legal help... 259 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,357 Kyle's dad helped me get a 1.6 million dollar settlement 260 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,234 and this bright, new, shiny bicycle! 261 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,735 Thank you, Kyle's dad! 262 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:52,699 Kyle's dad got me 1.4 million and he can do it for you, too! 263 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,576 Just look at all these beautiful girls! 264 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,328 So call me, Kyle's dad! 265 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,206 Because it's not about money, it's about-- 266 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,416 wait, what am I saying, call me! 267 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,709 ♪ Kids picking on you ♪ 268 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:03,752 ♪ Well, don't be sad ♪ 269 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,003 ♪ Just sue their asses ♪ 270 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,338 ♪ With Kyle's dad ♪ 271 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,217 Alright, what other cuts do we have to make 272 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,468 to the school budget? 273 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,095 Uh, next we have Tom Morris, 274 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,472 he plays sexual harassment panda at the schools. 275 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,765 Oh, right. 276 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,767 We certainly can't afford him anymore. 277 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,728 I warn you, Mr. Evans, Tom Morris takes his job a little seriously. 278 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,232 Hello sexual harassment cubs! 279 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,151 ♪ Who lives in the east 'neath a willer tree? ♪ 280 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,779 ♪ Sexual Harassment Panda! ♪ 281 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,573 Uh, have a seat, Mr. Morris. 282 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:33,699 Who? 283 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:36,201 Uh... Sexual Harassment Panda. 284 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,953 Oh, alright! 285 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,290 Mr. Morris, we at the school board have been thinking, 286 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:44,459 And we've decided that perhaps a panda 287 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:49,506 isn't the best way to explain sexual harassment to children. 288 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,177 You see, Mr. Morris, we believe that a panda 289 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:58,473 doesn't really have anything to do with sexual harassment... 290 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,183 at all. 291 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,186 I'm afraid we're just going to have to let you go. 292 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:07,399 I'm a saaaaaaad panda. 293 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,652 Eric Cartman, it is the judgement of this court 294 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,779 that you sexually harassed Pip Phillip at school. 295 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:13,947 No way! 296 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,282 I won! 297 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,825 This is ridiculous! 298 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,869 You asked Pip to suck your... You know what. 299 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,579 You must give Pip half your stuff. 300 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,998 And the school must give Pip 1.6 million dollars. 301 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:23,832 Oh dear God! 302 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,916 Wow, I'm good! 303 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,168 Next! 304 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,086 This girl touched my thigh. 305 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,212 Half her belongings, 306 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,672 school is sued for 2.1 million. 307 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:31,590 We're ruined! 308 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,799 Next! 309 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,676 Uh, your honor, this young man 310 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,095 commented on the shape of my ass. 311 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:37,971 Agh! 312 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,056 Half his stuff. 313 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:39,765 Two million from the school. 314 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,266 Ahh! 315 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,269 Okay, children, let's all take our seats... 316 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,480 We have a lot to learn today. 317 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,193 Okay... uh, Clyde, 318 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,779 Can you tell me when Ulysses S. Grant was president? 319 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,405 Um... - Don't answer that! 320 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,949 Uh, Craig how about you? 321 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,826 Uh-huh... okay... 322 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,578 I refuse to answer on the grounds that 323 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,163 it may incinerate me. 324 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:03,997 Incriminate. 325 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,540 Incriminate. 326 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,917 Okay, children, I'm having a real problem 327 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,627 with you all having lawyers. 328 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,754 It is really disrupting class time. 329 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:15,258 Uh-huh...ri--oh, oh. I see. Oh, okay. Right. 330 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,094 Kids, what I meant to say is that 331 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,929 I fully condone you all having lawyers 332 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,223 and support your legal recourses in every way. 333 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,767 Now, let's get back to Ulysses S. Grant, 334 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,310 if that's okay with you. 335 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,895 Let's trade sandwiches. 336 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,605 Hello there, children! 337 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,564 [all] Hey, Chef. 338 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,065 How's it going? 339 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,400 Bad. 340 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,776 Well they're about to get worse. 341 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,236 All I can serve you for lunch is lumpy potatoes. 342 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,987 Lumpy potatoes?! 343 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,698 Oh no! 344 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,242 Sorry, children, all my funding's been cut. 345 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,451 Oh my God! 346 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,161 You guys have to do something! 347 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,330 Chef, how can we stop all these sexual ass-ment lawsuits? 348 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,581 I don't know, children. 349 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,541 Why don't you ask your dad? 350 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,750 He's a lawyer, ain't he? 351 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,210 I've tried talking to him, 352 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,420 but he doesn't want the lawsuits to stop. 353 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,838 He's making too much money. 354 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,131 Well, somebody else has got to know all about 355 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,590 this sexual harassment whosafudge! 356 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,175 Hey what about that stupid panda?! 357 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,844 Yeah, Sexual Harassment Panda. 358 00:11:58,969 --> 00:11:59,803 He's the one that started all this! 359 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:00,762 We have to find him! 360 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,305 Well, I hope you do. 361 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,808 Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out. 362 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,518 Noooo! 363 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,520 That's thirty-two more sexual harassment lawsuits 364 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,688 in the past twenty-four hours. 365 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:10,772 Oh my God! 366 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,149 Looks like we'll have to cut 367 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,734 all counseling and nutrition programs. 368 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,235 The children have started suing adults. 369 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,445 They could sue us next! 370 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,029 Holy smokes, you're right! 371 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,322 Excuse me, we'd like to speak with 372 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,657 Sexual Harassment Panda, please. 373 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:21,616 Agh! 374 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:22,993 Please, don't sue us! 375 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,327 Huh? 376 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,203 We'll give you anything you want! 377 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,496 We want Sexual Harassment Panda. 378 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,332 Oh no, uh... we had to let him go. 379 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,584 What?! 380 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,585 Uh, I mean, he left. 381 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,627 Well, where is he? 382 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,171 We don't know, honestly! 383 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,505 I swear it, please! Let us go! 384 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,007 What the hell is wrong with these people?! 385 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,342 Well, your credentials are very impressive, 386 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,511 and you do seem to have a lot of ambition... 387 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,555 But I'm afraid there's no room for you 388 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,848 at our company at this time. 389 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:49,519 It's because I'm a panda, isn't it? 390 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,689 Well, i-it is because you're a panda, eh-- 391 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,316 It's because you're a "Sexual Harassment Panda". 392 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,026 I can't help what I am. 393 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,861 Have you ever heard of a retreat called 394 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,696 the "Island of Misfit Mascots"? 395 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:03,492 Well, yes... but that place is for loser mascots 396 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,410 that make no sense. 397 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,205 Well, yes, they may be just what you're looking for. 398 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,248 I don't have to sit here and listen to this! 399 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:14,002 How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?! 400 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,963 As sexual harassment lawsuits increase all over the state, 401 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,841 the mother of all trials is set to begin. 402 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,970 The sexual harassment case of Everyone vs. Everyone begins tomorrow. 403 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,264 No matter what the outcome, 404 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,392 the public schools are sure to lose at least a whopping 30 million dollars. 405 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,144 Representing the side of Everyone, 406 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,022 is Gerald Broflofski, the lawyer from South Park 407 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,024 who plans to make quite a commission. 408 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,443 Representing the side of Everyone Else is... 409 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,694 Gerald Broflofski! 410 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,321 So whatever the outcome, 411 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,949 things look very bright for Kyle's dad. 412 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,909 Personally, I think Kyle's dad is just a whore, 413 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,828 taking advantage of everyone in town and-- 414 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,914 this just in: newscaster Kevin McCarty 415 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,083 is being sued by Kyle's dad for slander! 416 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,335 The newscaster has yet to be reached for comment! 417 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,711 Wait-- 418 00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:01,508 ♪ Some days just seem lonely ♪ 419 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:06,763 ♪ Still there don't seem to be no end in sight... ♪♪ 420 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,306 Another scotch? 421 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,855 Hey... Panda Bear! 422 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,025 We don't take kindly to your types in here. 423 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,944 Now, calm down, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. 424 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,612 No! 425 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:26,533 I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. 426 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:31,496 If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, 427 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,582 how come you eat bamboo 428 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:38,211 which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions? 429 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,797 Skeeter, I don't want no trouble, now! 430 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,841 It's okay. I get it. 431 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:46,011 There's no room in the world for pandas. 432 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,305 Well, you don't have to worry about me, 433 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:52,309 I'm off to the "Island of Misfit Mascots". 434 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,272 Dammit, Skeeter, how come every time a panda bear come in here 435 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,691 you gotta go flappin' your jaw! 436 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,819 Well, what do you think, Kyle? 437 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,071 Dad, don't you think our last new house was big enough? 438 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,907 Well... this one is bigger! 439 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,825 Tomorrow's trial, Everyone vs. Everyone, 440 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:09,993 is going to make things a lot worse. 441 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,244 We have to stop it. 442 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,913 Kyle, let me explain something to you. 443 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,581 Oh God, here we go. 444 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,666 You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. 445 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,002 And democrats make sexual harassment laws. 446 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,880 These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace. 447 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,840 And what we can and can't do in the workplace. 448 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,258 Isn't that fascism? 449 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,843 No, because we don't call it fascism. 450 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,929 Do you understand? 451 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,805 Do you? 452 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,515 Just look at how big this house is, Kyle. 453 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,975 Just look at it. 454 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,101 Excuse me. 455 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,519 Yeah, what can I do for you? 456 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:37,896 Somebody told us they saw a big panda bear in here. 457 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,190 Big panda bear, Big panda bear... 458 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,817 Hey, eight-year-olds! 459 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,695 We don't take kindly to your types in here. 460 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,156 Now calm down, Skeeter, they ain't hurtin' nobody. 461 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,867 No, I wanna know something from 462 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,370 Mr. "I'm Eight Years Old" here, 463 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,206 how come you "types" are always wearin' 464 00:15:56,331 --> 00:16:00,585 them funny padded shirts in the winter? 465 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,921 Coats? 466 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,506 Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble. 467 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,050 We don't take kindly to your types 'round here! 468 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,259 Dude, what the hell is going on? 469 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,762 Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not? 470 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,098 We don't take kindly to panda bears! 471 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,683 Well we don't take kindly to you! 472 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,393 We don't take kindly to folks 473 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,145 that don't take kindly 'round here. 474 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,482 Kids, there was a panda bear in here. 475 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,859 He said something about "The Island of Misfit Mascots". 476 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,528 Where's that? 477 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,655 If I'm not mistaken, it's over near the Jenkin's place. 478 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,490 Come on, we better hurry! 479 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,950 Whoa, look at her! 480 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,828 Hey, beautiful woman! 481 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,832 We don't take kindly to your types 'round here. 482 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,001 Now, Skeeter, she ain't hurtin' nobody! 483 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,507 This is case number 47-G, Everyone vs. Everyone. 484 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,426 [all yelling] 485 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,637 Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Broflofski. 486 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,930 Thank you, your Honor. 487 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,140 Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... 488 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,100 Everyone has committed a crime here, 489 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,477 and everyone must pay for that crime. 490 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,855 My client, Everyone, has been hurt by this crime 491 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,898 and must be compensated. 492 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,735 "Island of Misfit Mascots Commune." 493 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,986 This must be the place. 494 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,320 Hello there, boys. 495 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,031 Whoa, who are you? 496 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,867 I'm Willy the Don't Stare Directly Into the Sun Worm. 497 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,120 Now you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right? 498 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,663 [all] Yes. 499 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,624 That can burn your retinas and make you blind. 500 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,460 Thanks a lot, dude. 501 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,836 Oink, oink! 502 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,254 Be sure you run around with scissors, 503 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,049 says Oinky, the Run Around With Scissors Pig! 504 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,468 I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors. 505 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,928 That's why he's on the Island of Misfit Mascots. 506 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:34,929 Have you seen any panda bears? 507 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,723 Hmmm... 508 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,268 Hey kids, I'm Jimmy the Don't Hold on to a Large Magnet 509 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,729 While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby, Falcon. 510 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,813 What? 511 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,690 Here, watch! 512 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,947 Mprhhh, ahhhhhh! 513 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,283 See?! 514 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,076 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! 515 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,160 You bastard! 516 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,787 Hey, there he is! 517 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,331 ♪ Who lives in the east 'neath a willer tree? ♪ 518 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,042 ♪ Sexual Harassment Panda ♪ 519 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,585 Dude, are we glad to find you! 520 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,294 You have to come back to South Park, quick! 521 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,962 Why? 522 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,339 Because everyone is suing everyone else 523 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,215 and you're pretty much the cause of it all. 524 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,801 Seems all I do now is cause trouble. 525 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,969 Hello kids, I'm Hoppy 526 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,723 the Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger. 527 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,063 Well. I'll leave now. 528 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,315 Please, Sexual Harassment Panda, people listen to you. 529 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,775 You have to get them to stop suing each other. 530 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,735 But I'm just a panda. 531 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,070 No you're not, dude! 532 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,030 You're a guy in a panda costume! 533 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,660 Hey, I am a real worm, pal! 534 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,745 Okay. Sorry, sorry. 535 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:41,830 Y-You're a real worm. 536 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:42,872 T-That's cool, that's cool. 537 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,040 Okay, you are a panda. 538 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,333 But being Sexual Harassment Panda 539 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,626 isn't helping anyone right now. 540 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,044 You used to use your panda powers 541 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,170 to teach people about sexual harassment. 542 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,755 But now you need to teach a new message, 543 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,590 a new message that people will find useful again. 544 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,634 What message? 545 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,469 That people shouldn't sue each other all the time. 546 00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,306 You know, you little cubs might just be right. 547 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,349 Yeah. 548 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,600 Okay! 549 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,354 Your Honor, I'd like to make my closing arguments-- 550 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,480 Wait! 551 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,357 Hey, it's Sexual Harassment Panda. 552 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,153 No, he's a whole new panda now, and he's got something to say... 553 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,657 Hello everyone, I'm Peetie the Don't Sue People Panda. 554 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,908 "Don't Sue People Panda"? 555 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,244 Hey, we don't take kindly 556 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,205 to folks that don't sue people 'round here. 557 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,374 Now, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. 558 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,876 Listen to me. 559 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,211 When you sue somebody it hurts everyone. 560 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,754 You sue for money, 561 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,965 but where do you think that money comes from? 562 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:38,928 From the schools, from taxes, from the state... from you. 563 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,849 There's no such thing as free money. 564 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,394 When you sue somebody, you take money away from parks, 565 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,022 and schools and charities and put it in your own pockets. 566 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:53,193 And that makes me a saaaad panda. 567 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,574 I'm a sad panda, too. 568 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,409 I'm a really sad panda. 569 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,703 I didn't know we were doing all that damage. 570 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,538 This is all that damn lawyer's fault! 571 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,082 Yeah, let's sue the lawyer! 572 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,167 [all] Yeah! 573 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,835 No! Don't you see? 574 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,212 The panda is right! 575 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,714 Boy, what a great message he has. 576 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,966 When you sue people, you just end up causing 577 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,885 a lot of problems for society! 578 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,179 I've really learned something today. 579 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,473 All I could see was the millions of dollars coming to me, 580 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,850 and I didn't care about where the money came from. 581 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,145 Well, I'm no longer doing sexual harassment lawsuits in schools. 582 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,231 They're too vague and too easily corruptible. 583 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,815 Thank you, Sexual Harassment Panda! 584 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,234 Don't Sue People Panda. 585 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,735 Yeah, well, whatever. 586 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,695 So, let's not sue anyone again. 587 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,863 Okay, come on guys, 588 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,198 let's go get some ice cream! 589 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,616 [all] Hooray! 590 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,452 Pandas love ice cream! 591 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,954 Well, seeing as we have no lawyers. 592 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,247 I'm throwing the case out. 593 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,331 Case dismissed! 594 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,166 Hey! 595 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,086 We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed 'round here. 596 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,587 Goddamnit Skeeter, shut the hell up. 597 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,007 Hello, cubs! 598 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,884 I'm "Don't Sue People Panda" 599 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,303 with an important message for you! 600 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,639 Lawsuits damage our society. 601 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,683 I know it's tempting to make money, 602 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,520 but just remember, that money has to come from somewhere. 603 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,982 And usually it ends up hurting a lot of innocent people! 604 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,733 So until next time, 605 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,861 don't let frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits 606 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,488 ruin our schools! 607 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,532 Goodbye now!