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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [Mumbling] ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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[Cartman doing menacing voice]
Ha ha ha ha...
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Now, I will kill the president
and kill Salma Hayek!
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[high voice]
Oh save me,
who will save me!?
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I will!
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James West.
Cowboy and Rap Star.
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Quick Artemus Cloud Frog,
we've got to save Salma Hayek!
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If we save her,
I'm going to
take off her pants
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and play
"slip 'n slide".
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Are you okay,
Salma Hayek?
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Yes, but I need to
get out of here.
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I need some
tacos and burritos
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Me gusto tacos mucho!
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You cannot stop me,
James West!
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Look out,
Artemus Cloud Frog
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it's giant metal spider!
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Bang! Bang, bang!
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Yo, yo, yo,
jiggy, jiggy
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with a
bang, bang!
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[squeek]
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We saved the day!
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The wild, wild, west
the wild, wild, wild west!
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Yo, wicky-wicky, scratch,
wicky-wicky, scratch--
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Eric?
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The babysitter's here,
come on downstairs!
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But Mommm, I'm playing
"wild, wild west"!
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I have to
leave soon, Eric.
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But Mommm, me and
Artemus Cloud Frog
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still have to do our
love scene with Salma Hayek!
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Come down as soon
as you're done!
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[rapping]
♪ Well I'm a bad-ass cowboy
living in the cowboy days ♪
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♪ Wicky-wicky scratch
yo-yo bang-bang ♪
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♪ Me and Artemus Cloud Frog
go save Salma Hayek from the
big metal spider ♪
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♪ Wicky-wicky wick
wicky-wicky wick ♪
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♪ Fresh cowboy
from the west side ♪♪
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Thank you so much for babysitting
little Eric, Shelly!
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Okay.
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All his other babysitters
won't come back.
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I charge $5 for
the first hour
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5 percent bumps
every hour after that
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up to six hours which
enters into "golden time."
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Oh, that sounds fine.
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I'm going to a
meteor shower party.
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The number where I'll be
is on the refrigerator.
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Eric's snooky time
is 9 o'clock sharp.
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If his little wugums
get cold,
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you can turn up
the heat over here.
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And if he
gets cranky,
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just play
"tummy rub-rubs"
with him.
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And make sure he wipes good
after he "makes bears".
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"Bears"?
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Oh, and don't
mind the cat,
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she's just being loud
because she's in heat!
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Reowww-owwww...
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No kitty, I don't
have anything!
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Reowwwwww....
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What the hell is
wrong with you?
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Stop it, kitty!
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Reowwww...
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Stop, kitty, that's
a bad Goddamn kitty!
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Okay muffin,
mommy's leaving now.
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You do what the
babysitter tells you, okay?
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Uh-huh.
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Be good.
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Right.
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Come give mommy
eskimo kisses!
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Aww, Ma!
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Eskimo kisses
for Mommy!
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[mumbling]
Jesus Christ!
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Bye, kids!
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[door closes]
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Well, go put that pizza
in the oven, bitch!
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I'm hungry!
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Ow!
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Alright, turd,
listen up!
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Now that your
mom is gone,
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I'm in charge.
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I don't know how you
treat your other babysitters,
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but when I'm babysitting,
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you're nothing
but a little turd.
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You're a stinky, dried-up
stupid turd!
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Got it?
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You can't hit me, didn't you
see those nanny videos on TV?
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My boyfriend
is coming over.
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So you go
to the kitchen
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and you us make that pizza
before I snap you in half
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like the little
turd stick you are!
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You're not allowed
to have people over!
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Move!
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This is bullcrap!
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Ugh, ugh...
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I can't reach
the freezer!
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Figure it out, turd!
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Goddamnit...
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Reoww, reowww,
reowww...
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Shut up, kitty!
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"Any problems contact
Eric's mommy at 303..."
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Ah-ha!
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I'm gonna call mom,
and tell her the babysitter's
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having her
boyfriend come over.
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Then we'll see
who's the turd!
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...And so I said,
"you're a little turd, and he--"
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damnit!
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Reowww...
Reoww...
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Reowww...
Reowww...
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... But if you've seen
one turd, you've seen them all--
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Eowww...
Eowwww...
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...Stupid turd--
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Hey, I need to
use the phone!
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Hold on a second, Gary.
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[rip]
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Arggghhh!
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Oww!
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I pulled his underwear
over his head.
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I'm gonna
get her, kitty.
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Mark my words!
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Reoww...
Reowww...
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Shut the hell up, kitty!
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[TV]
And now, back to
the movie of the week:
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Aliens.
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They mostly come
at night... mostly.
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"They mostly come
at night... mostly."
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Oooph!
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Hey, I was watching
Aliens on TV!
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Well I'm watching
Friends, turd.
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[doorbell]
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That's my boyfriend.
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Go answer the door
while I make sure
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I don't have
food in my braces!
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Hey, is
Shelly around?
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Who the hell
are you?
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Oh, I'm the guy who's gonna
put a boot up your ass
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if you don't
tell me where Shelly is.
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Hey, Skylar.
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You know this guy?
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He's my
boyfriend!
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Ha! He's like
50 years old!
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He's 22!
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Dude, that's not cool!
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You're a turd.
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You're the
turd man of Alcatraz.
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Ha! Yeah!
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Dude, when
my mom finds out
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that my babysitter's
had their boyfriends over,
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she mostly gets
really mad. Mostly.
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[rip]
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Ackkk!
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Heyyy,
hey goddamnit!
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Turd wedgie!
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Come in the
kitchen, Skylar.
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There's refreshments.
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[TV]
And now back to
Wild Animal World.
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Here in the more arid
regions of Africa
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the gold coat lions are
in the throes of mating season.
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The male lion positions himself
behind the female,
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and prepares to
insert his lionhood.
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Notice his
large swollen balls.
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Reowwwww!
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Reowwwww!
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The female lion
relaxes her body
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and says hello
to "Mr. Winky".
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Reowww... Reowwww...
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The male lion is enticed
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by the female's supple breasts
and firm backside.
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Reowwwww!
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Quickly and suddenly,
the male is finished.
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Now he wants to be alone,
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so he kindly asks
the female to leave.
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He promises, he'll
call her tomorrow.
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But the female doesn't leave,
no, she's moving right in.
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Looks like the male lion
is screwed.
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Reowww...
Reowwww!
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Ummm....
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No Skylar, quit it!
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C'mon babe, how long
have we know each other?
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Eight days tomorrow.
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And I still
don't get any action!
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I don't know, Skylar.
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It's just kind of
strange to me
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that you're 22 and all.
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But I'm still
in high school!
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I told you, I'm a very
immature 22-year-old.
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Well, maybe
just one kiss.
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Mmmm...
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Hey, what are
you doing?
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Beat it, chubby!
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Go on, Astroturd.
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I'm gonna tell
my mom on you!
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Turd rock
from the sun!
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Hey! You ate
all the pizza!
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We left you
some crusts.
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That does it!
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I'm calling
my mom right now,
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and busting your ass!
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[punch]
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Guess again,
Richard the Turd.
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Gimme that
phone number!
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C'mon babe, let's
go to the living room.
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I am not gonna be
bossed around by a chick!
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Maybe I'll just use my
"wild, wild west" techniques
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and get proof that Shelly
had a boyfriend over.
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Reoww.
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Goddamnit, kitty,
you have to calm down!
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Here, I'll get you
some catnip.
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Reoww...
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Okay, okay. Hold on,
I found the catnip.
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Reoww-reow!
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Reowww!
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Reowww!
[crash]
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reowww!
[crash]
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[playing rock rhythm]
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♪ Rapt darkness
fills my icy soul ♪
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♪ Demons from hell
seek the chosen one ♪
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You're such an
amazing poet, Skylar.
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Isn't this
guitar awesome?
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It's the best
of its kind.
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And not a
scratch on it!
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Skylar, not here!
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I can't help it.
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I see your pretty lips
and I want to kiss them.
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[giggle]
Really?
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I cherish you.
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Almost as much as
I cherish my guitar.
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Wow!
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When I make it
to the big time,
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I'm gonna
take you shopping
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and buy you
lots of bad ass stuff.
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Oh Skylar,
I love you.
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Mmmmm!
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[camera clicks]
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What the--
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Ha ha, so right you are!
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Looks like you're
the turd now!
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Gimme that picture!
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Ehhhh!
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Eghh!
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Heee-ya!
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Eghh!
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Open this door,
turd-I-dove.
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I think not!
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I'm gonna show this picture to
my mom, when she gets home!
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Your mom doesn't get home
for three more hours.
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That's plenty of time
for me to make
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a turd sandwich
out of you!
257
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,952
[knocking]
Give me that picture, turd!
258
00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:56,578
You're never gonna
get this picture!
259
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,205
Not until
my mom comes home
260
00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,831
and I can prove you had
a boyfriend over he'a!
261
00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,917
I'm gonna bust
this door down!
262
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,377
[banging on door]
263
00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:06,421
Reowww... reowww!
264
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,091
What should we do,
Artemus Cloud Frog?
265
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,926
"We've got to get
that picture to your mom
266
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,886
so that she will
come home and save us."
267
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,681
Oh, that's quick thinking,
Artemus Cloud Frog!
268
00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,558
Listen very carefully,
Mr. Kitty.
269
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,809
I'm putting this picture
of the babysitter
270
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,769
and her boyfriend
on your collar.
271
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,521
You have to take
this picture to Mommy, kitty.
272
00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,022
So that she can
come home and save me.
273
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,733
Now run, kitty,
take the picture to mommy
274
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,569
and lead her back here!
275
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,070
When you return, be sure to
bring mom through the back door.
276
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,905
Hurry kitty,
you're my only hope!
277
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,033
That's it, that's it,
Mr. Kitty!
278
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,286
Meow, meow...
279
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,664
Aww, goddamnit!
280
00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,208
[doorbell]
281
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,710
Who is that?
282
00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,461
Oh, I invited the guys
in the band over
283
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,921
so that we
can practice.
284
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,799
Skylar, your band
can't practice here!
285
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,759
Hey, do you want me
to make it or not?
286
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,304
Don't stand between
me and my dreams, babe!
287
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,764
S'up Mark,
s'up Jonesy?
288
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,558
Just keep
the volume down!
289
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,144
I have to go
deal with turd boy.
290
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,437
[knocking]
291
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,438
Hey, who was that?
292
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,897
Who came
to the door?
293
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,066
Eric! Your mom's
been in an accident!
294
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,736
You just want me
to open the door!
295
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,822
We need to run over to the
hospital and identify her body.
296
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,240
We'll be right back!
297
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,617
What?
Is she okay?
298
00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,535
Not really...
she's dead!
299
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,703
Huh!?
300
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,748
Ha ha, that was
a turd trick.
301
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,333
Your mom isn't
really dead!
302
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,752
Ah ha! I knew it
was a turd trick
303
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,295
and I opened the door
because Mr. Kitty
304
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,255
is on his way, right now
to my mom's party
305
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,465
with the picture!
306
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,717
Ha ha, I knew
you sent the cat
307
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,261
and that's why I
went outside and got him!
308
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,765
Ha ha, I saw you
get the picture
back from Mr. Kitty
309
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,475
and that's why I wrote
a letter to the press:
310
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,518
"To be opened in
case of my demise."
311
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,854
So if anything happened to me,
that letter will go out.
312
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,147
And you will
never find it!
313
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,524
You mean,
this one?
314
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,902
Okay.
Let's see here...
315
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,153
Ah-ha!
316
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,655
Uhmm...
317
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,906
Goddamnit!
318
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,532
[rip]
319
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:58,617
Arhhh!
320
00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,994
[thump thump]
Ow, ow!
321
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,497
Okay, check, check
check 1, 2, check!
322
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,915
Okay, ready?
323
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:05,999
Alright, let's
try the new song.
324
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,210
This is a song
I wrote for you, Shelly.
325
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,587
1, 2,
1-2-3-4!
326
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,091
♪ When I saw her
walking down the street ♪
327
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,176
♪ I thought she was
Shelly, Shelly ♪
328
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,803
Aw man,
you guys suck!
329
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,555
♪ Now that we're together
I'm absolutely sure ♪
330
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,516
♪ That she's
Shelly, Shelly ♪
331
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:25,352
You're the crappiest band
I've ever heard.
332
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,646
♪ Move into my mom's
house with me ♪
333
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,356
♪ Shelly, Shelly ♪
334
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:33,568
Reowww, reowwww...
335
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,945
Reowww!
336
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,239
Reowww...
337
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,949
Reowwww...
338
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,826
[in the distance]
Meowww!
339
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,871
Reowww!
340
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,046
Bridge!
341
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:57,134
♪ I pledge allegiance
to the flag ♪
342
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,761
♪ Of the united states... ♪
343
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,972
♪ Of Shelly, Shelly ♪
344
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,765
Oh my God, somebody
shoot me in the head!
345
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,808
Hey! Shut up, tubby!
346
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,184
Don't call me fat!
347
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,728
Now, you guys are not
supposed to be in here,
348
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,605
you get out now and
respect my authority!
349
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,940
Ow!
350
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,238
Reowwww!
351
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,406
Meowww...
352
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,449
Reowww...
353
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,368
Meowww...
354
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,911
Reowww?
355
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,997
Meowwww...
356
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,165
Reowwww...
357
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,543
Meoww... Meoww...
358
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,086
Meowww... [grunting]
359
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,631
Yeah, dude,
that was hot!
360
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,883
This guitar
rocks, man!
361
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:38,925
It rocks!
362
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,135
What do
you think, Shelly?
363
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,386
Honestly?
364
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,305
I think you guys
need some work.
365
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,681
Oh, really?
366
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,100
I just think your
sound is kind of...
367
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,560
..."last week."
368
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,520
Well, I'd like to see you
do any better, bitch!
369
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,023
Well, I do have
a song I wrote.
370
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,941
Okay, why don't you
sing it for us?
371
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,527
No Skylar,
I'm embarrassed!
372
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,737
Hey, man,
don't be shy!
373
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,823
Well, okay... I'll try.
374
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,409
But I'm not
promising anything.
375
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,704
1-2-3-4!
376
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,004
♪ So much pain
in the world today ♪
377
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,465
♪ Too many turds
are heading my way ♪
378
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,468
♪ But we can flush
the turds together ♪
379
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,179
♪ Passing by
turds whenever ♪
380
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,014
♪ Don't you
know it's a-♪
381
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,683
♪ Life's so void
of happiness ♪
382
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,812
♪ Feel free to
mark my words ♪
383
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,356
♪ But me and you
will my love do ♪
384
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,233
♪ In a world that's
full of turds ♪
385
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,776
♪ Turds ♪
♪ Turds ♪
386
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,444
♪ Dime-a-dozen
Sphincter-lovin' ♪
387
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,779
♪ Turds ♪
♪ Turds ♪
388
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,072
Mom, the babysitter
has her boyfriend over!
389
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,782
Oh no, no, no
that's impossible, hon.
390
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,991
I told her
no visitors.
391
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,743
There's a whole
crappy band here,
392
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,494
can you hear them?
393
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,829
Can you hear them?
394
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,580
This party is
very loud, poopykins!
395
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,915
You'll have to speak up!
396
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:52,999
Damnit, her
boyfriend is here,
397
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,292
don't you believe me?
398
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,127
Not really, hon,
Mom has to go now.
399
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,546
I'll be home
in about an hour.
400
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,256
Oh, oh!
Mr. Mackey!
401
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,842
[Mackey]
Ha-huh, 'kay.
402
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,427
I'll never be able to prove
that son-of-a-bitch was here!
403
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,556
My Speak 'n Record bear.
404
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,015
Of course!
405
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,600
♪ In a world that's
full of turds ♪
406
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,269
♪ Turds ♪
407
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,187
Dude,
this is gay!
408
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,730
Shut up!
409
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,358
You shut up, your girlfriend
is not joining our band.
410
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,277
Yeah dude, what the hell's
wrong with you anyway?
411
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,361
She's like, 12!
412
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,696
You guys get out!
413
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,239
Don't question my love!
414
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,907
My love is as pure
as morning snow!
415
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,118
Get out, I said!
416
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,830
Reowwww!
417
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,917
[muffled screeching]
418
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,879
Meowww?
419
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,297
Reowww...
420
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,134
[muffled meowing]
421
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,596
Meoww...
422
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,471
Reowww!
423
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,599
Uh... zzzz...
424
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,144
Meowww!
425
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,604
Aw, man!
426
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,773
Testing, testing,
1-2...
427
00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,733
[rewinding]
428
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:00,901
Testing, testing,
1-2...
429
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,652
Sweet.
430
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,947
We're gonna go outside
to watch the meteor shower
431
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,908
I'm locking you in your room
'til we get back in, turd.
432
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,743
Okay, see you
in a while.
433
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,286
Will you tell me
what it looked like?
434
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,746
The meteor shower?
435
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,998
They mostly come
every few years... mostly.
436
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,291
What the hell
is wrong with you?
437
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,584
How come you're not
yelling and whining?
438
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,920
Well, I just, I kind of like
having you around.
439
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,087
What?
No you don't!
440
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,380
No, I'm serious.
441
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,633
See, I never had
a brother or sister.
442
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,926
I think people that have
a brother or sister
443
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,344
don't realize
how lucky they are.
444
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,845
Sure, they fight a lot
445
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,263
but to know that there's
always somebody there,
446
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,640
somebody that's family.
447
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,851
I wonder if...
Well, maybe sometimes,
448
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,187
I could pretend like
you're my big sister.
449
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,689
And you could kind of,
watch over me, you know,
450
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,108
like, we could watch a
meteor shower together some time.
451
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,736
And I could pretend
I'm somebody's brother!
452
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,780
If only for a day.
453
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,325
Alright, get your
turd coat.
454
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,785
You can come see the
meteor shower with us.
455
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:52,994
You mean it?
456
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,204
But don't bug
me and Skylar, c'mon!
457
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,247
Hoo-ray!
458
00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:01,044
Yes, I'm gonna have you and your boyfriend's
voices on my Speak 'n Record bear
459
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,506
and then you'll mostly never
babysit me again...mostly.
460
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,636
Yes, yes, what a
beautiful night!
461
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,180
It is Saturday,
the 12th at 10:45
462
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,683
and my mother is away
at a party right now.
463
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,059
Shut up, turd!
464
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,186
That, of course, is the
voice of my babysitter
465
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,521
Shelly Marsh, age 12.
466
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,522
What are
you doing?
467
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,023
I'm just
thinking out loud.
468
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,942
Do you have anything
to say, Skylar,
469
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,568
Shelly's boyfriend,
who is sitting right here?
470
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,654
Go away, turd.
471
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,865
I'm sorry, did you
say something Skylar?
472
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:31,866
Ahhh!
473
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,452
Reowww...
474
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:38,415
Meoww...
Reowww...
Reowww...
475
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,629
[purring]
476
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:45,672
Meoww...
Reowww...
Reowww...
477
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,924
Yeah, c'mon
give it up!
478
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,050
No!
479
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:49,884
Give it up, babe!
480
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:50,468
No!!!
481
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,720
C'mon, baby!
482
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,263
No Skylar, I'm not
putting out for you!
483
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,264
Why the hell not?
484
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,473
'Cause I'm 12!
485
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,599
You're not gonna
put out for me?
486
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:57,809
No!!
487
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,310
Well, then,
screw you, bitch!
488
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,812
I've got plenty of other
girlfriends that will!
489
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,731
What? But I thought
you liked me!
490
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,858
If you're not putting out
then I'm movin' on.
491
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,443
There's plenty of chicks
like you out there.
492
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,195
Screw you, prude bitch.
493
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,615
Me and my bad ass guitar
are going home. Hasta!
494
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,659
Gotcha!
495
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,080
[sobbing softly]
496
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,583
Oh yeah, oh yeah! I'm the kid
with the wild west!
497
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,460
Shelly, guess who's busted!?
498
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,046
[sobbing louder]
499
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,214
Hey, I said,
guess who's busted!?
500
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,008
[sobbing continues]
501
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,180
You're not gonna trick me,
I got the goods on you!
502
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,973
I don't care!
503
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,518
He acted like
he really liked me,
504
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,521
nobody's ever
liked me before!
505
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,483
I can't believe
I trusted him!
506
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,026
I'm so stupid!
507
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,320
But, dude, he's 22!
508
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,738
What were you
doing with him, anyway?
509
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,406
Nobody my age
would go out with me
510
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,908
'cause I'm too ugly!
511
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,326
You're not ugly!
512
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,577
You don't think so?
513
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,204
Well, you're
pretty ugly, but
514
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,872
you don't have to
be dating 22 year olds.
515
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,749
I mean, what kind of
scumbag asshole
516
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,167
dates 12-year-old girls?
517
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,794
You're right,
he is a scumbag!
518
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,337
I wish I could
get him back.
519
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,797
I just don't know how.
520
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,965
Well, I could ask
Artemus Cloud Frog.
521
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,175
He would know.
522
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,301
Huh!?
523
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,719
If you want,
I could help you.
524
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,929
Really?
You would do that?
525
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,889
Just let me
get my cowboy hat.
526
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,066
Reowww...?
527
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,693
Reowww...
528
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,320
Reowww...
529
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,156
Reowww...
Meowww...
Reowww...
Meowww...
530
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,992
[dance music starts]
531
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,625
[lame guitar strumming]
532
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,169
[knock on door]
533
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,674
What the hell
is this!?
534
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:57,178
[high voice in distance]
Help me, help me...
this is Salma Hayek!
535
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,638
is anybody there?
536
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,558
Salma Hayek?
Whoa, she's hot!
537
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,853
Okay, it's clear!
538
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,189
Over here,
please come quick!
539
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,316
We don't have
much time!
540
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,777
This won't
take me long!
541
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,780
[dance music pumping]
542
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,616
Reowww...
Meowww...
Meowww...
Meowww...
543
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:22,036
Reowww...
Meowww...
Reowww...
Meowww...
544
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,414
Reowww...
Meowww...
Reowww...
Meowww...
545
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,754
Reowww...?
546
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,464
Hurry up in there!
547
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,008
I'm almost done!
548
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,134
Hellooo?
549
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,094
Hello, Mrs. Hayek?
550
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,096
Over here,
please help me!
551
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,723
I am lost and I
have no clothes!
552
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,392
No clothes, right!
553
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,060
[crunching & sawing]
554
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,563
I'm over here,
please help me!
555
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,190
I will
reward you greatly.
556
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,608
I'm right here,
Ms. Hayek.
557
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,109
Oh, please help me!
558
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,485
What the--
559
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,487
Please help me,
I will give you tacos.
560
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,448
Dude, somebody
tricked me!
561
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,285
I'll make you pay for making me
come out here, Goddamnit!
562
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,414
Stupid asshole stuffed animals
trying to ruin my night!
563
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,707
[gasp]
564
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,419
My guitar!
565
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,213
[echoing]
Nooooooo!
566
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,715
That was so cool!
567
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,008
I wish we could'a
seen his face.
568
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,468
Thanks for
all your help, Eric.
569
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,054
Y'know, as far as
turds go, you're okay!
570
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,056
[music still cranking]
571
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,015
Oh, my God!
572
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,728
They're having
a cat orgy!
573
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,772
You are all
very bad kitties!
574
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,107
That is a bad, bad kitty!
575
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,567
Your mom's gonna
be home soon.
576
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:35,777
We're gonna get busted!
577
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,821
C'mon kitties,
outside, c'mon...
578
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,115
That's it, c'mon, c'mon!
579
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,575
Uh-oh...
580
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,787
You two ruined my career.
I'm gonna get you!
581
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,455
Ughn!
582
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,083
Ohhhh, ohhhhh!
583
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,377
Arghhhh!
What are you doing!?
584
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,712
Ohh, you ripped
my pants off...
585
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,757
Oh my God,
I'm not a cat!!!
586
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,133
C'mon, we've gotta
get the house clean
587
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,260
before your
mom gets home.
588
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,262
Y'know, Eric,
it's kinda cool
589
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,138
that two people who hated
each other can be friends.
590
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,307
Yeah, I think we
get along okay.
591
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,643
Hi kids, I'm home!
592
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,481
Mom, I can explain!
593
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,566
It was all Shelly's fault
she didn't watch the cat!
594
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,236
No, it was Eric's fault
he let these cats in here!
595
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,530
Oooh, what a
party that was!
596
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,198
♪ [humming merrily] ♪
597
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,035
Wow, she passed out!
598
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,912
Luckily for us,
my mom's a total lush!
599
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,372
Well let's
clean up the house.
600
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,790
Looks like everything
turned out okay!
601
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,084
That's how it goes
in the wild, wild west!
602
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,253
[rapping]
♪ Well I'm a bad-ass cowboy
living in the cowboy days ♪
603
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,880
♪ Wicky-wicky scratch
yo-yo bang-bang ♪
604
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:42,218
♪ Me and Artemus Cloud Frog
go save Salma Hayek
from the big metal spider ♪
605
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,470
♪ Wicky-wicky wick
wicky-wicky wick ♪
606
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,180
♪ Fresh cowboy
from the west side ♪♪
607
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,061
♪ Wicky-wicky scratch
yo-yo bang-bang ♪
608
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:56,065
♪ Me and Artemus Cloud Frog
go to save Salma party pants ♪
609
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,526
[stumbling]
♪ Go down to... where... ♪♪
610
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,153
[laughing]