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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [Mumbling] ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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I don't want to go
to this stupid party!
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Come on, Stan, you're
gonna have a great time.
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No, you guys are
gonna have a great time.
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Whenever
there's a party,
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the adults get to
hang out and have fun
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while the kids spend the night
locked in the basement
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eating stale pretzels.
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Well, your mom and I don't
get out much,
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so you'll just have to
bear through it.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hello, welcome!
M'kay?
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This is already
a wild party!
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Yeah, well, sorry we had to
bring the kid along.
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We had nowhere
else to put him.
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Oh, that's okay, I've
got a special "kid's room"
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down in the basement!
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Aw!
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Be sure to help yourself
to the crab souffle and the--
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Juanita!
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Juanita!
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We need some more
finger sandwiches!
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I don't want to hang out
in the kids room.
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I won't know anybody!
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Well, it'll be good for you
to make new friends.
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You can't just hang out with
your buddy Kyle all the time.
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People will think
you guys are,
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you know... funny.
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I bet you'll
have a great time.
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Here we go,
it's right in here.
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[gasp]
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We'll be upstairs
if you need anything, Stan.
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Dad, you can't leave me here
these guys are total melvins.
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Have fun, Stanley!
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No, Mom, please, they're the
geekiest kids at our school!
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We'll come get you kids
when the meteor shower starts.
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[doorknob rattling]
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Cheerio, Stan!
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I do say, it's quite a nice
surprise seeing you here.
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Shut up, Pip.
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Hey Stan!
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Wow, I sure am
glad you're here
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cuz then we'll have
even more fun than
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we was havin' before.
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We were having an
awfully good time
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before you showed up
too, however.
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Butters... Is there
a way out of here?
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Nope, no way out.
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But there ain't nothing upstairs
but a ol' stupid party anyways.
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It's better down here
in the kid's room!
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This here is Dougie.
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He's not too old but he
sure is a hoot to hang with!
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He's in first grade,
I think!
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I like math.
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Oh my god.
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We were just playing
a game called
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"Wickershams 'n' Decklers"!
Do you want to play?
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No.
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I'm the head
Wicker-Knicker.
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And you are all
little Wickershams.
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We all sing the
"Merry Tune of Stratford"
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until I yell "churrah"!
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And then you all
fall down laughing
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and I join you as
I find it funny, too.
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Stan, would you be the
Wickershamble-Brumble Briar?
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Well, alright,
here we go...
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♪ Whippy-tippy too-too
tra la la la ♪
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♪ Whippy-tippy too-too
tra la la la ♪
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♪ Whippy-tippy too-too
tra la la la ♪
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Great party,
Mr. Mackey!
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Mr. Hat just grabbed
Principal Victoria's ass!
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No! Mr. Hat,
you get back here!
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Anyone for some
meteor mai-tai punch?
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It packs
quite a wallop!
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Oh, I'll pass.
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I don't drink
hard alcohol.
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Come on, loosen up!
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Meteor showers only come
once in a great while!
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One little drink isn't
going to hurt anything, honey.
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Come on,
live a little!
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Well, it is kind of
a special night.
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I guess I
could... experiment.
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Yeah, experiment!
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♪ Whippy-tippy too too
tra la la la ♪
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Wickersham, tally ho!
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Are you sure you don't
want to play Stanley!
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Yes.
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What are you
a sour puss?
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You really
oughta play, Stan.
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It's an awfully
fun game.
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I've never
been to England
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but I'll bet the people
there are real nice.
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Are people nice
in England, Pip?
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I bet they are, huh, they got
those thick noses and all.
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Hey, look at this!
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What is it?
Is it something neat?
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I wonder what
it could be?
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It's a box filled
with ladies clothes!
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Neat-o!
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Hey, you know what we could do
with these lady clothes?
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Why, we could play
"Charlie's Angels"!
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Oh, dude, you've
got to be kidding me.
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Oh, yes, let's!
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Can I be
Jaclyn Smith?
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Can I?
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No, I get to be
Jaclyn Smith.
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I thought of
"Charlie's Angels".
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I get to be Jaclyn Smith
cuz I thought of it.
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Oh, this sounds as fun as
"Wickershams 'n' Decklers".
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Come on angels,
let's get dressed!
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Which ladies garments
would you like, Stan?
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Dude, I'm not putting
on ladies' clothes.
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And I'm not playing
"Charlie's Angels".
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You guys are melvins,
and I'm not one of you.
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So you go ahead
and be melvins
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and leave me alone.
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Well...
alrighty then.
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Here it is.
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I just had the hot tub
put in last week.
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Wow, neat!
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It looks
quite inviting!
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Yeah, you can get
a lot of action
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when you have
a hot tub.
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Oh, Mr. Mackey,
you nut!
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Hell, we
should get in!
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Yeah!
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Sure go ahead,
it's a party isn't it, m'kay!
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Oh I'm not
hot-tubbing.
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I have nothing to wear.
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[chortling]
That's okay!
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No hot tub for me.
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Well, screw you guys!
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I'm getting
in for a while too!
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Geronimo!
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Oh, look at
our boys, Sheila!
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It's just like they're
in college again!
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Okay angels, what's
our mission this week?
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I don't know what
our mission is.
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Do you know what our mission is,
little first grade kid?
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How should I know?
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Oh, dear...
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We're Charlie's Angels but
we don't have a mission.
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Hey, that's because
we need Bosley.
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Bosley always told the angels
what their mission was.
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Remember Bosley?
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We need somebody
to be Bosley.
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What?
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Well, we hate to
trouble you, Stan,
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but would you mind terribly
being Bosley for us?
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What do I
have to do?
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You just gotta tell us
what our mission is.
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That's all.
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That's all Bosley does.
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Just give a mission and us
angels will accomplish it.
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Alright, alright,
here's your mission...
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In ten minutes this room is
going to fill up with water
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and drown everybody.
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You have to find me
a way out of this room, fast.
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Oh, that's a
splendid mission!
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Well, what are we
waiting for?
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We gotta find a way
out of this room, by golly,
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or else we're all
gonna get drowned!
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Come on, angels!
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Which angel
am I, again?
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Oh boy, it's nice to have a
night off without the kids.
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Yeah, I know
what you mean.
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I love having a
family and all,
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I just miss being
able to party.
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Drinking and socializing,
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experimenting with all
kinds of different things.
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Well that's what
being young is all about.
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Once you have a
family and a career,
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your experimenting
days are over.
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But tonight
is the exception!
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That's why I'm gonna
smoke this cigar,
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only 'cause I've
never smoked before!
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Good idea!
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What haven't you tried that
you've always wanted to try?
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I don't know...
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Maybe I'll drink
a few more beers
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and see where
the party takes me!
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Yeah!
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Was that your leg?
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Huh?
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Oh, you mean this?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that was me.
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Bosley! Bosley!
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What, Pip?
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Oh, no no no...
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My name is
"Sabrina Duncan".
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Remember,
we're playing "Charlie's Angels".
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What the hell
do you want?!
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Well, we've
completed our mission.
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Jill found
a way upstairs.
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He did?!
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Airshaft.
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Dougie pushed that big box
out of the way
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and found this old
ventilation duct.
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I reckon' it's
got to lead somewhere
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and it's good 'cause
now we won't drown!
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So, Bosley,
what's our next mission?
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We're going upstairs!
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Upstairs?
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Why there ain't nothin'
upstairs but adults
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why would we wanna
go upstairs for?
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Because, you stupid melvins,
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they have rad food
and desserts upstairs!
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Hey, did you see Principal Victoria
in there?
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She looks hot!
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She sure does!
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I wouldn't mind
taking that home!
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Oh yeah, I'm sure your
wife would love that!
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I wish!
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That's the one thing I've always
thought of experimenting with.
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A threesome!
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With two girls
or two guys?
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Well, two girls, of course!
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I mean--
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with another guy, you know,
that'd be...
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You never had a
homosexual fantasy?
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...Not that I have.
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You haven't?
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No, I mean.
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Well, they say everybody
has at some point...
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don't they?
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Well, I never really
wanted to experiment
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with anything
too crazy.
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You know, maybe just...
I don't know...
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...masturbate in front
of another guy...
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Yeah, well...
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That's not
really gay, is it?
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No, no. I-I don't
think so...
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Well, it is a night
for experimenting.
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It sure is!
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Okay, I'll start.
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This must be
the place.
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They've got all kinds of
crazy things going on in there.
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Code Seven.
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We believe we have
found the compound.
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Request immediate backup.
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Okay, so just what is
going on here, people?
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Get down!
256
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,617
What?
257
00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,994
It's just like
we told you, officer.
258
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,120
There is a religious cult
in there
259
00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,663
that plans to
commit mass suicide
260
00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,581
when the
meteor shower starts.
261
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,707
Are you sure?
262
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,208
Of course,
we're sure!
263
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,960
We're the Bureau of Alcohol,
Tobacco and Firearms!
264
00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,545
It's our job to know
what these fanatics do!
265
00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,672
So what does the ATF do
when religious fanatics
266
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,215
are gonna commit
mass suicide?
267
00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,884
Oh don't worry, we
won't let that happen.
268
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,844
Even if it means
we have to kill
269
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,262
each and every
one of them.
270
00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,438
What's the situation?
271
00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,939
Apparently we've got at least five dozen
men and women in there
272
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,442
who intend to commit suicide
when the meteor shower starts.
273
00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,776
Any luck talking to
somebody in the house?
274
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,695
We've tried calling
but there's no answer.
275
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,988
I think we're gonna
have to move in, sir.
276
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:08,780
Alright, Johnson!
277
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,324
Sir!
278
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,783
I'm sending you in,
watch your ass.
279
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,035
Yes sir!
280
00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,581
[doorbell]
281
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,337
Oh, come on in
join the party, m'kay?
282
00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,714
Would you like a
meteor mai tai?
283
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,050
Hey, I love mai tais!
284
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,972
We did it!
Great job, angels!
285
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,557
So what's our mission
now, huh, Bosley?
286
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,100
What do you want us
to do now, I wonder?
287
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,519
Alright, angels...
288
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,270
Your next mission is to
get Bosley some cookies
289
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,730
and a TV set.
290
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,773
What kind of cookies
do you want, Bosley?
291
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,899
I don't care,
just hurry!
292
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,400
Hooray!
293
00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,489
So... well...
that was certainly...
294
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,698
Interesting.
295
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,075
Yeah...
296
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,326
You don't regret
doing it now, do you?
297
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,577
No, no...
298
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,079
What's there
to regret, right?
299
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,497
I mean...
300
00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,498
All we did was
watch each other...
301
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,707
masturbate.
302
00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:01,959
That's not gay
or anything.
303
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,918
We said so, right?
304
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,086
That's right.
305
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,254
It was just harmless
experimenting.
306
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,255
Well, let's just get
back into the party
307
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,506
and see what
everybody's doing.
308
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,799
Hey...
309
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,259
Nothing changes
between us, right?
310
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,302
I mean, we're
still friends?
311
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,472
Oh, yeah, yeah,
sure, sure.
312
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,141
Damnit,
where is Johnson?
313
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,351
No communication, sir.
314
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:19,977
It doesn't look
good for him.
315
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,478
Those bastards!
316
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,607
Great party, Mr. Mackey,
thank you so much.
317
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,693
Are you sure you
have to leave so early?
318
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,903
We both have to be up early
tomorrow, but thanks again!
319
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,114
M'kay, drive carefully, m'kay.
320
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,575
Hold it right there!
321
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,326
Whatever it is
you are intending to do.
322
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,037
Do not do it.
323
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,457
Your freaky religious cult
will not succeed in its plan!
324
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,001
What?
325
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,503
Do not move or
we will be forced to shoot--
326
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,506
Goddamnit who was that?!
327
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:51,967
Did you see them move?!
328
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,677
I did.
329
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:54,803
Yeah.
330
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,430
Yeah, they
moved alright.
331
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,973
Well, I'll
tell you what,
332
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,766
we may not have
Elway this year
333
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,102
but Brister won every game
he started in last year!
334
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,521
That's true, but Elway was
the heart of the team.
335
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,897
Who's the leader now?
336
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,232
I think the Jets are
gonna be the team to beat
337
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,275
this year
in the AFC.
338
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,693
Yeah.
339
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,902
Hey, if you watch
another guy masturbate
340
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:11,778
does that make you gay?
341
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,405
What?
342
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,240
Well, I just--
I have this buddy...
343
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,035
And he sat and watched
another guy play with himself...
344
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,369
Well...
345
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,246
Let's go
kick his ass!
346
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,039
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
347
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:22,956
Where is he?
348
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:23,957
Oh, he lives
in like...
349
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:24,666
...Florida.
350
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,751
Aw!
351
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,836
Hey Randy,
what are you doing?
352
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,087
Nothing.
353
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,256
Uh...I'm gonna
go get some chips.
354
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,341
Can I come with you?
355
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,800
Okay...
356
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:34,968
Come right on
in here, Bosley!
357
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,637
It was my idea.
358
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,722
I got to thinkin',
"where do people keep TV sets"
359
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,973
and then I remembered
that lots of grown-ups
360
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,516
have TVs in
their bedrooms,
361
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,060
so I walked into
Mr. Mackey's bedroom
362
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,227
and sure enough
here it was.
363
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,646
Rad!
364
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,314
Okay, Bosley, we got you
cookies and a TV set.
365
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,440
So what's our
next mission?
366
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,191
There are
no more missions.
367
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,734
I have everything I want.
368
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,111
We ain't got
no more missions?
369
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,154
What are we
supposed to do?
370
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,739
We're angels!
371
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,573
What do angels do
without missions?
372
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,991
Just play
something else!!
373
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,534
God!!!
374
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,620
Oh, dear. We've
angered Bosley.
375
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:05,123
Tom, I'm standing
in front of a house
376
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,043
where a religious cult is
planning to commit mass suicide
377
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,670
when the meteor shower starts.
378
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,712
Whoa, cool!
379
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,255
I wanna be
a reporter someday!
380
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,841
Just moments ago, a couple
emerged from the house--
381
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,928
according to the ATF,
the couple refused to cooperate,
382
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,472
then pulled out very big guns
and started shooting everyone.
383
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,891
The ATF had no choice but
to shoot the insane couple,
384
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,685
and now a standoff has ensued.
385
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,186
Oooh! Looks like
that cult
386
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,771
is about to be
blown to tiny bits!
387
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,856
The ATF commander tells
that he has reason to believe
388
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,733
there may be
children inside--
389
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,402
Wait a minute...
390
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:37,948
Oh my God!
391
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,533
Dude, that's this house!
392
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,992
They think our parents
are the religious cult!
393
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,744
Do you think someday
I could be a reporter?
394
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,788
We just received a photo
from the recon team,
395
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,581
of the action
inside the house,
396
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,667
showing evidence
that there are indeed
397
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,127
innocent children
trapped inside.
398
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,295
Those sick
cult-fanatic bastards!
399
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,880
Dude!
400
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,132
Hey, our parents aren't
religious fantastics.
401
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,425
Why, we gotta
tell them
402
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,342
they're making an
awful mistake, don't we.
403
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,635
Yes, come on angels!
404
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,220
Looks like we have
a new mission!!
405
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,889
[yelling and partying]
406
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,851
Randy, you're really
making me feel unimportant.
407
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,186
Talk... talk,
damn you.
408
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,479
Look, I'm just
having a hard time
409
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,564
with what we did
in the hot tub.
410
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,023
So now we can't
be friends?
411
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,150
I didn't say that.
412
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,651
I mean...
I don't know...
413
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,027
I-I just feel
so strange.
414
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,696
I know it's ridiculous
415
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,239
but I can't help feeling
like people here know.
416
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,490
You know?
417
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,616
Even though
nobody could know
418
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,160
'cause we said
we'd never tell anybody.
419
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,370
We said we'd
never tell anybody?
420
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,456
Well, of course
we wouldn't!
421
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,124
Oh... I didn't
realize that.
422
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,501
You didn't tell
anybody did you?!
423
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,920
Well... a few
people, yeah!
424
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,046
What?!
425
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,173
Why the hell
would you do that?!
426
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,799
You didn't say
not to tell anyone!
427
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,051
Well of course I thought
it would be implied!
428
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,720
When you masturbate
with another guy in a hot tub
429
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,555
you assume that nobody's
going to tell anybody!!
430
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,515
Listen to you,
you're yelling at me.
431
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,142
You've never
yelled at me before.
432
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,393
Aarggh!
433
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,020
Hey, you guys!
434
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,104
We've got
a big problem!
435
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,524
The ATF is outside
and they think
436
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,567
you're all a
religious cult!!
437
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,777
You gotta go
talk to them!!
438
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,403
Raise the roof!!
439
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,947
How come they're
acting that way, Stan?
440
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,366
How come they're laughing
and falling down and such?
441
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,660
Mom, go look outside!
442
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,370
Mommy's little
poopy-kins!
443
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,331
Let me handle this, Stan.
444
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,750
Now listen up,
and listen good, everyone.
445
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,001
Why, I'm awful
disappointed in you
446
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,377
drinkin' and carryin' on
this way.
447
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,129
You should be
ashamed of yourselves.
448
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,048
If you don't get
outside right now,
449
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,509
and tell those army guys you're
not religious fantastics,
450
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,177
there's gonna be
heck to pay.
451
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,637
Heck, I tell you.
452
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,014
[laughing and partying]
453
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,810
C'mon, we're gonna have to
go tell 'em ourselves.
454
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,772
Lay down your weapons.
455
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,440
We don't have
any weapons.
456
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,109
Go back inside and tell everyone
that they are surrounded.
457
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,569
Tell them to
come out peacefully,
458
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,363
and we will not
shoot them!
459
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,573
Argghh!
- Get back inside!
460
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,493
I don't think
they're gonna come out.
461
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,869
Use the
"Gans technique".
462
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,412
What's the
"Gans technique"?
463
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,664
This what
we did in Waco.
464
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,290
Play really bad music
really loud
465
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,001
until it drives 'em nuts and
makes them want to come out.
466
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,461
[Cher-like dance music starts]
467
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,549
Nobody can stand
this much Cher!
468
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,092
This is her new album.
469
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,052
If this doesn't drive
them out, nothing will!
470
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,138
That's great music,
Mr. Mackey, what is that?
471
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,516
This is Cher,
this is her new album.
472
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,893
Well, hell,
turn it up!
473
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:12,978
Yeah, well you know
what I heard?
474
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:13,979
I heard that he's gay.
475
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:14,813
Oh, is he?
476
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,313
Who?
477
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,690
Huh?
478
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,566
Who did you hear is gay?!
479
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,608
Ricky Martin,
the singer.
480
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:19,609
Oh.
481
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,194
Hey, Randy
what's up?
482
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,446
What the hell is
that supposed to mean?!
- Huh?
483
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,699
Look, shouldn't you be hanging
out with your wife right now?
484
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242
I just felt like
talking to you.
485
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,702
There's nothing
to talk about.
486
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,911
You're having regrets,
aren't you?
487
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:30,745
No...
488
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330
I don't know.
489
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,165
Hey... talk to me.
490
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,834
No!
491
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,168
I thought we agreed what
happened in the hot tub
492
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,545
wouldn't change
our relationship.
493
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,754
Will you stop it?!
494
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,631
I don't...
I just...
495
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,091
Hey "Mister Withdrawn",
496
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,885
you might not need to
talk about it, but I sure do.
497
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,011
Arrgh!
498
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,096
Sharon, Sharon.
Can we go?
499
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,681
Go?
500
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,141
The meteor shower
hasn't even started yet!
501
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,018
I know.
502
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,144
But I want to make love to you,
right now.
503
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,020
I have to make love
to you right now.
504
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,521
Randy, relax.
505
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,940
We don't ever get to party,
now come on, loosen up!
506
00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,983
Experiment!
507
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,568
I already did.
508
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,861
Dad, Dad,
they shot at us!
509
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,112
Not now, Stan.
510
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:04,863
Mom!
511
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,990
Whoopie!
512
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,328
Hey, what are we
gonna do, huh?!
513
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,329
They shot at us!
514
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,122
They really shot at us!
515
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,707
They ain't gonna stop until
we're all dead I bet'cha!
516
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,583
Us and all
our families.
517
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,084
Get a hold
of yourself, man!
518
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,461
How come you slapped
my face, Stan, huh?
519
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254
What on earth would you go
and do that for anyways?
520
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,881
Come on, we have to find out
what's happening!
521
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,133
I am standing now
with Danny Ganz,
522
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,593
the commander of the ATF.
523
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,553
Commander,
what is the latest?
524
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,597
We have not had any cooperation
with the cult inside the house.
525
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,390
They are refusing
to come out,
526
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,892
and apparently, they still
plan to commit mass suicide
527
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,894
once the
meteor shower starts,
528
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,646
which should be
any moment now.
529
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,522
See how reporters get
to wear those cool jackets?
530
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,690
That's why I
wanna be a reporter!
531
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,359
So what are your
plans, commander?
532
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,069
Right now our plan
is to burn the house down.
533
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,487
If we set it on fire,
534
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,905
they'll have no choice
but to come out.
535
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,865
Oh dear god, they're
gonna set us on fire!
536
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,493
Oh great Jesus,
son of Mary, wife of Joseph
what are we gonna do?!
537
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,287
Oh sweet Joseph husband to Mary
but not father of sweet Jesus!!
538
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,914
Shhh!
539
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791
Setting them on fire seems a
little dangerous, commander.
540
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,167
It is...
541
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,543
But we can't let them
kill themselves.
542
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,045
We have to let them know
this isn't a cult party!
543
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,880
But we can't, they'll
just shoot at us again!
544
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,299
They're gonna burn us up and
act like nothing happened.
545
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,803
Oh sweet Jesus,
Mary mother of Jesus
wife of Joseph, father to Mary...
546
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,888
Wait...
Mary wife of...
547
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,181
Hold on.
548
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,683
C'mon angels, we've
got a new mission.
549
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,018
And this time...
it's for real.
550
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,147
For hours now the ATF
has tried to communicate
551
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,608
with the religious fanatics
inside this house.
552
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,027
The meteor shower is expected
to begin at any moment,
553
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,988
and so time is
running out.
554
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,116
Oh look, Harold's
doing it again!
555
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,829
This is Jill Monroe
reporting live
556
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,747
from inside the
meteor shower party.
557
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,458
As you can see, this is a
perfectly normal party.
558
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,377
Nobody is killing themselves.
559
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,130
We tried to tell ATF people
but they shot at us...
560
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,297
Anything else?
561
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,424
Tell 'em not
to burn us down.
562
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,426
Oh yeah,
don't burn us, please.
563
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,011
Jill Monroe,
GFN news.
564
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,054
[Pip]
Now, what
do we do?
565
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,389
Now we find a way to get this
tape out to the re a I reporters.
566
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,598
Hey, I'm a
real reporter!
567
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,808
You're right,
you are, Dougie.
568
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,435
You did an awesome job.
569
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,938
Attention cult people,
do not commit mass suicide.
570
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,899
There are so many reasons
not to kill yourselves.
571
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,568
Flowers, for instance.
572
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,028
And back rubs.
573
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,739
Alright, I'm through
trying to reason with them!
574
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,574
Send in
the negotiator!
575
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,245
Uh, excuse me, but
what proof do you have
576
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,080
that those people inside
are religious fanatics?
577
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,582
We know what
we're doing!
578
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,125
We did this
all before in Waco!
579
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,377
Yes, but you totally
screwed up Waco.
580
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,087
You killed a bunch of
innocent people
581
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,547
and then tried to say
they killed themselves.
582
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,882
Look, you see this?
583
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:29,799
You see this?
584
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,884
Yes.
585
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:31,634
You see it,
you see it?
586
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,218
Go get it!
587
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,261
Go get it!
588
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,558
Alright, let's get ready to kick
some religious-fanatic-ass!
589
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:45,857
Having a good time?
590
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,150
Yeah, swell.
591
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,943
Could I just...
have a few minutes alone?
592
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,695
I'm not gonna let you
change on me, Randy.
593
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,697
Just because we shared
an intimate moment in the hot tub--
594
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,408
We did not share
an intimate moment, okay?
595
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,285
That makes it
sound gay.
596
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,245
Goodnight, everyone.
597
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,872
Look out!
598
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,708
Hold your fire!
599
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,418
Okay...
600
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,879
People at the door,
that was a warning.
601
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,923
Go back inside
and tell the others
602
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842
that they now have
one minute to surrender.
603
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846
Oh no, we're
out of time!
604
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,598
Are you sure you can
do this, Butters?
605
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,558
No, I'm not sure, I'm not sure
at all, what am I doing again?
606
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,268
We're just gonna slide you
down this rope,
607
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,603
and then you gotta
get our exclusive video
608
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,896
to that reporter
down there.
609
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,064
That sounds
awful dangerous.
610
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,440
Can you hit
a target, Pip?
611
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,984
I was Archery Class
Esquire in Stratfordshire!
612
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,237
Hit something
nice and solid, now.
613
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,076
I think
that's got it!
614
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,119
Nice job, Pip!
615
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,286
Did I do a
nice job, really?
616
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,788
Alright, Butters,
now it's your turn.
617
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,833
I don't know about this,
I think I'll reconsider.
618
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,877
Yup, I think reconsidering is
the thing to do right now...
619
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:48,878
Whoaa!
620
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,758
Whooooa!
621
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,053
He made it down!
622
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,930
Alright, people, prepare to fire
on my command!
623
00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,806
Mr. Reporter, sir!
624
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,766
Huh?
625
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,144
We've got an eyewitness
exclusive video for you, sir.
626
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,314
Honey...
627
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,524
God, everybody's
looking at me.
628
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,525
Everybody knows!
629
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,693
Everybody doesn't know.
630
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,236
And why are you
so ashamed of me?
631
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,779
What's happened to you?!
632
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,406
You've become all needy
and talkative and--
633
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,907
I just want to know it
meant something to you.
634
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,784
It didn't mean
anything to me, Jerry!!
635
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,662
All we did was watch each other
masturbate in the hot tub!!
636
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,790
[gasp]
637
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,626
Aw, I was just in
the hot tub!!
638
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,713
Yeah, yeah! it's true.
639
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,298
I thought it would be exciting
and maybe it was,
640
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,592
but I can't deal with
your accusing stares!!
641
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,011
We watched each other
jack off in the hot tub!!
642
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,429
There, we did it!
643
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,471
I'm not proud of it,
but there it is!!
644
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,308
Well, it's not like
you're the only guy
645
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893
who's ever watched
another guy masturbate.
646
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,768
I've done it.
647
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,020
Me too.
648
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:47,854
Yeah, I've done
that a few times.
649
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:48,438
Yup...
650
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,105
Me too...
651
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649
Uh-huh, yep.
652
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,610
Aw hell, I've
done it, too...
653
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,986
With Cameron, here.
654
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,822
Juanita could you fix
some more dip, Juanita?
655
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,657
You mean it?
656
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,825
I'm not gay?
657
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,410
Well, maybe a little.
658
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,162
But we're all
a little gay.
659
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,830
Oh I feel
so much better!!
660
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,081
Wow!!
661
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291
So we're
friends again?
662
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,334
You bet we are, Jerry!
663
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,752
I feel great!!
664
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,754
I feel like I could
take on the world!!
665
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,631
Everything's
gonna be okay!!
666
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,134
Alright, everyone. Fire!
667
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,969
Hold on,
just a minute!
668
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,763
This is Derek Smalls reporting.
669
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,514
We have just received an
exclusive video
670
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,350
from inside the house,
671
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,311
proving that the people inside
are not cultists after all!
672
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,938
Uh-oh...
673
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,274
Uh, attention everyone
this has only been a test!
674
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,817
Good job,
men on this,
675
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,277
uh, simulation.
676
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,154
Simulation?
677
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,739
All is well,
do not shoot at--
678
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,580
Oh, I believe
we saved the day!
679
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,041
Oops.
680
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,084
Sir, this isn't
gonna look good.
681
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,210
You're right--
682
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,378
Quick, let's
get out of here!
683
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,715
Say, that was a fine
piece of journalism, boys.
684
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,259
Wow, you mean it?
685
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,302
Sure, why with your tape
I'll be able to make millions
686
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,221
and further my career
beyond my wildest dreams.
687
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,932
Oh, hooray, then!
688
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,101
Well, angels, I must say
I think we did a smashing job!
689
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,811
We sure did!
690
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,396
Why, we put the fear of God
in those ATF sons-of-guns,
691
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,855
I can tell you.
692
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,232
But you know, I learned
something today...
693
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,441
I used to call
you guys melvins.
694
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,943
But you're
just kids, like me.
695
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,444
We separate you in school,
because you talk different,
696
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,029
or you
study too hard...
697
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,572
But we've proven tonight
that we can all get along.
698
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,408
So you mean we can
stay friends, Stan?
699
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,659
Wouldn't that
be swell, huh?
700
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,160
Dude, am I glad
to see you.
701
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,662
You would not believe
the night I had.
702
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,871
You?!
703
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,581
You think you
had a bad night?
704
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,582
I had to hang out all night
with these friggin' melvins!
705
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,583
Oh, dude, weak.
706
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,210
Super weak.
707
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,795
Come on, I'll tell you all about
what happened to me.
708
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,425
["Cher" pumping on the box]