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Arrrrrghhhh!
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [Mumbling] ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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We're here live at the
Kozi 102.1 Halloween Haunt
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at the South Park
Docks!
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Come on down!
We've got a haunted house,
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and everyone is decorating for
tomorrow night, Halloween!
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When the band Korn--
that's right, Korn--
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is going to play live.
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And don't forget to wear
a costume tomorrow
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because there's
a big first prize!
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Well, here are some kids enjoying
the Halloween Haunt now.
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Say boys, what do you
think of Kozi FM's
Halloween Haunt so far?
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This one time,
like 8 months ago,
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I saw two guys kissing
in a park.
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And that was the gayest thing
I'd ever seen
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until I saw the Kozi FM
Halloween Haunt.
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Alright! Well enjoy
the spooky docks, kids!
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Hey, you guys, you know
what time of year it is?
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Of course, dumbass,
it's Halloween.
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That's right!
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And that means only two
more months 'til Christmas!
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♪ You better watch out
you better not cry ♪
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Christmas!
- ♪ Christmas time means
presents for meeee ♪
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Aw, nuts!
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Come on Ned, this ain't
a whore house,
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it's a hor-ror house!
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[all]
Aw!
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Hey, Spooky Laboratory,
you guys!
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Those things are
stupid, Cartman.
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They just stick your hand
in cold spaghetti
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and tell you it's
intestines and stuff.
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Well, I'm going to
Spooky Laboratory.
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♪ Jingle bells
jingle bells ♪
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Welcome to the
Spooky Laboratory.
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I'm your guide,
Dr. Spookalot.
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Allow me to show you
around the lab.
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Cool.
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Here I have a bowl
of human eyeballs.
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Ewww!
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And here you can
feel the brains.
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Oh, ho! Gross!
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And here you can feel the
warm innards of the body.
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Ewww, it feels like
cold spaghetti!
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You guys, it feels like
cold spaghetti!
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[mumbling]
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Give it up, Kenny, you're not
gonna win the costume contest.
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Your costumes
always suck.
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Boo!
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[all]
Aagghgh!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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We scared you,
chickens!
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We weren't scared!
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Well you should be, the pirate
ghosts are gonna come get'cha!
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The what?
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Didn't you know?
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There's an old legend
in South Park
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that says these docks are
haunted by pirate ghosts.
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Nu-uh.
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Yeah-huh,
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they roam these docks with their
swords and hooks hands,
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looking for victims
to cut up!
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That's just
an old legend.
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Rarrrr!
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Aaaghghg!
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Ha ha ha ha,
got you again!
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Just wait 'til tomorrow!
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We're gonna scare
you kids to death!
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Ha ha ha!
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You guys, my hand totally smells
like spaghetti now, smell it!
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I'm sick of those 5th graders
scaring us all the time.
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We should come up with
a way to scare them!
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Yeah, let's see
how they like it!
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Joining me now is Father Maxi
from the South Park Church.
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Father, what do you think
of all the preparations
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here at the docks?
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Halloween is an
abomination of God!
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A celebration
of the occult!
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Yeah, and how about Korn playing
the big concert tomorrow?
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Pretty exciting, huh?
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Korn is a devil worshipping
group that plays violent music!
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If we allow that demon band
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to play on this
most unholy of holidays,
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we may incur the full
wrath of evil!
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Alright! We'll see you
tomorrow for Halloween,
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in the meantime, here's
a Kozi hit by Barry Manilow.
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Come on, you guys,
think.
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How can we scare
the 5th graders?
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It has to be something
really scary.
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We could get a big, scary,
plastic spider
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and dangle it in front
of them on a string...
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...spooky spider,
that's pretty scary.
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That's not scary,
fat ass!
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Well come on! We can think
of something better
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than stupid
pirate ghosts!
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Argggh!
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[spooky psychedelic
music playing]
Are you sure we're
going the right way?
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I don't know, this map
doesn't make any sense.
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[laugh track laughter]
That's because you've got it
upside down, chowder head!
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Oops.
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When are we gonna get
to the gig? I'm starving!
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Don't think about it.
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We'll just keep playing
our game... ready?
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I spy with my little eye
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something that begins
with the letter "t".
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I know!
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A "t"ree!
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You got it!
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I spy with
my little eye
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something that begins
with the letter "r".
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The "r"oad?
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That's it!
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[all in pirate voice]
Aarrrggghhh!
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Okay, here's one:
I spy with my little eye
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something that begins
with the letter "p".
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The letter "p"?
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What the heck starts
with the letter "p"?
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P-pirate ghosts!
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[all]
Aaaghgh!
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[all]
Aaahh!
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[crash]
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Mom! You got the new
Duffy's catalogue,
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I'm gonna circle everything
I want for Christmas, okay?
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Mom? Okay?
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Okay...
let's see...
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I want this...
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and this...
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[doorbell rings]
And, let's see...
"comes with... "
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[door opening]
"Comes with..."
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Eric, your little
friends are here.
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Mom! Mom! You wanna see
what I want for Christmas?
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Eric, it's only
Halloween.
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That's only 72 shopping
days left for you!
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Come on, fat ass,
we have to go.
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Hey!
Don't call me fat!
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[laughing]
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Mom! Don't laugh!
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I'm sorry, hon.
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I can't go with
you guys right now.
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Yes you can, porky.
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[laughing]
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Mom! Seriously!
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Oh, that's not
funny, boys.
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Eric isn't fat,
he's big boned.
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He must have a huge bone in his ass, then.
- [laughing]
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Goddammit, Mom!
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God, I hate you guys.
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Okay, so we figured out how to scare the 5th
graders.
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How?
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What's the scariest thing
we could get?
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Spooky spider?
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No, a dead body.
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Yeah, fat ass,
a dead body.
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You mean we make something
that looks like a dead body?
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We could never make one
that looks real enough.
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To be really scary...
it would have to be real.
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Yeah, fat ass, it has to
be real to be scary.
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So where the hell are we
gonna get a dead body?
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We're gonna dig up
Kyle's dead grandma.
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Yeah, fat ass,
we're gonna dig up--
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"dig up Kyle's
dead grandma"?!
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Dude, she's perfect, she only
died like 3 months ago, right?
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Are you insane?!
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I think that's
a sweet idea.
- Mph!
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Dude, we're not digging up my
grandma, I'll get in trouble!
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All we have to do is sneak
into the graveyard, dig her up,
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scare the 5th graders,
and then put her back
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before anybody notices
she's gone.
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Naw, let's dig up
somebody else.
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Relax, dude,
what's the big deal?
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Think about it, if your grandma
knew that she could help you,
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even in death,
she would want to.
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This is gonna be fun!
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[howling and spooky music]
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[Cartman]
♪ Just hear those
sleighbells ring-a-ling ♪
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♪ Ring ting
ting-a-ling too ♪
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♪ Outside its lovely weather for
a sleighride together with you ♪
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♪ And you and you! ♪
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Cartman, will you stop
singing Christmas carols?
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We have to be quiet or else
we're gonna get busted!
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This must be it--
"Cleo Broflovski".
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That's my grandma.
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Well,
let's dig her up!
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Wait, I don't know
if this is cool.
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Of course it's cool.
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She's gonna be all
rotted and scary.
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I don't think my mom would
want me doing this.
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"Oh, I don't want to
dig up my dead grandma
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"'cause I'm such
a goodie-two-shoes!"
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[bang]
Ow!
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You guys, be quiet!
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Now do you wanna get back at
the 5th graders or not?
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I don't really care,
dude.
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Yes, you do!
Now dig!
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♪ Outside the snow
is falling ♪
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♪ And friends are
calling yoo-hoo ♪
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[wolf howling]
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Okay, it's almost open,
ready?
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One, two, three!
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Whoa, dude.
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Oh my God.
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[crackling]
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Hi, Grandma...
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[woman]
Hi Kyle.
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Aagh!
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Have you been
a good boy, Kyle?
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Have you been making
Grandma proud?
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Dammit, Cartman,
that's not funny!
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Yes, it is.
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Heh, I'm sweet.
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Alright, alright, let's just
get this over with
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so we can put her back.
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Okay,
grab the sled.
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♪ Silver bells,
silver bells ♪
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♪ It's Christmas time,
you guys... ♪
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Okay, let's just
hide her here,
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and tomorrow during
the Halloween party,
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we'll come back
in our costumes,
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and use her to scare
the 5th graders!
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How exactly are we gonna
use her to scare them?
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We could shove a stick up her
ass and use her like a puppet.
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Rar! Rar!
I'm scary grandma!
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Alright,
that does it, Cartman!
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That's my grandma!
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You show some Goddamned
respect!
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[man moaning]
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What was that?
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Cartman!
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It wasn't me!
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[moaning and spooky music]
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Dude, not cool,
this is scary.
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[crash]
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[all]
Aaaghghgh!
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Hey, like,
it's just some kids.
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Oh, whew! I was really scared
there for a second.
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Hey, you're that
band, Korn!
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Yeah, I'm Jonathan,
and this is Munky,
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David, Fieldy, and Head.
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And over there's
our pal, Niblet.
251
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,351
Hey, where'd Niblet go?
252
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,562
Mm-mm, Niblet likes
potato chips!
253
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,105
[all]
Niblett!
254
00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,482
Hee-hee.
255
00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,066
What are you guys
doing out here?
256
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,401
We were just driving our van
when all of a sudden,
257
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,737
we were run off the road by
some super spooky pirate ghosts.
258
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,780
Aw, dude, that was just
the 5th graders!
259
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,741
Yeah, they're trying to scare
everybody cuz they're gaywads.
260
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,409
But don't worry, we're about
to go get them back.
261
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,119
Oh, swell, we're supposed to
play here tomorrow.
262
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,245
Do you know where
the stage is?
263
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,705
Yeah, dude,
its right over there.
264
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,165
[all]
O-Kay!
265
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,000
Oh hi, we're Korn.
266
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,919
We're supposed to play
the Halloween concert tomorrow.
267
00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,254
I know who you are and
what you stand for.
268
00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,840
I think your music and
Halloween is an abomination!
269
00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,759
Groovy, could you show us
where to set up?
270
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,886
Alright, let's just set her
over here behind these boxes.
271
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,638
Shouldn't we hide her
better than that?
272
00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,306
Kyle, will you stop
worrying? God!
273
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,724
Now, we'll all meet back here
tomorrow with our costumes,
274
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,267
and then when the Halloween
party gets going,
275
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,477
we'll bust out
his dead gram-gram.
276
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:39,770
Let's go!
277
00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:40,479
Wait till you guys
see my costume!
278
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,271
It's gonna be sweet!
279
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,357
[mumbling]
280
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,858
Oh come on, Kenny, you never
have a sweet costume.
281
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,276
You're not gonna win
the costume contest.
282
00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:50,572
[mumbling in protest]
283
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,575
[sniffing]
284
00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,705
Grrr...
285
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,670
[doorbell rings]
Hold on, kids!
286
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:05,921
Mrs. Brovlovski?
287
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,005
Yes?
288
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,674
We're from Mt. Peaceful
Cemetery.
289
00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,259
Could we have a word
with you?
290
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,135
Uh, sure, come in.
291
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,597
What is it?
292
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,890
Mrs. Broflovski,
293
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,351
somebody has defiled
your mother's grave.
294
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,811
Defiled? How?
295
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,146
Well, I'm afraid that...
somebody dug her up.
296
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,231
Dug her up?
297
00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,732
Why?
298
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,651
Well, the most likely
reason is that
299
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,278
somebody wanted to have
sex with her dead body.
300
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,320
Yup.
301
00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,780
What!
302
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,407
We don't want to upset you,
but it happens.
303
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,285
Somebody's probably making love
to her corpse as we speak.
304
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,162
Every vile position, every
disrespectful act imaginable.
305
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,872
Oh dear God!
306
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,833
Yes, by now he's probably
even removed her eyes
307
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,085
and made love to the
empty sockets, as well.
308
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712
Ohh!
309
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,754
Now, we don't want to upset you,
but you should know that
310
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,798
your mother's body
would be stiff and dry,
311
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,466
so he would have to have it
soaked in warm water
312
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,176
for several hours before
making love to it.
313
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,636
Ohhhh!
314
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,179
Yes, and now for the
difficult part--
315
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,723
brace yourself.
316
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,516
It is highly possible that
he has created new orifices
317
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,059
in her decomposing flesh,
318
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,185
leaving her to look
something like
319
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,187
an overloved hunk
of Swiss cheese.
320
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,606
She probably--
321
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,940
Okay, okay!
I get the point!
322
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,443
Just tell me what you're
gonna do about it!
323
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,987
Do?
324
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,655
Oh, we don't do anything,
we're just the watchmen.
325
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,448
Yeah, I guess maybe
you might want to
326
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,782
call the police,
or something.
327
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,908
Agh!
328
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,370
Now, he probably would
make love to the dead body
329
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,705
in a cool, dry place,
330
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,915
so as to not allow
further decomposition...
331
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,335
[doorbell rings]
332
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,295
Package delivery
for Mrs. Cartman.
333
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,504
A package?
334
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,881
Oh, really...
335
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,175
Well, I think I can
sign for that.
336
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,927
Sign he'a,
and he'a...and he'a.
337
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,137
I got a Christmas
pres-ent!
338
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,347
I got a Christmas
pres-ent!
339
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,057
Maybe I can see
what it is,
340
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,309
I'll just open
one little corner...
341
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,478
Let's see...
342
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,896
Aw, screw it,
I'll rewrap it later.
343
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,481
Oh sweet!
344
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,108
Life-Sized Blow-Up
Antonio Banderas Love Doll!
345
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,070
With realistic
geni-tal-ia...
346
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,738
Oh, this kicks ass!
347
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,991
What a cool Christmas
present my mom got!
348
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,868
It's Halloween day,
so come on down to the docks
349
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,536
and bring your costumes!
350
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,121
Where's Kenny?
351
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,498
He said he had the best
Halloween costume ever.
352
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,499
[in a sing-song voice]
Nya nya nya nya nya nya!
353
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,750
Guess wha-hat I got!
354
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,543
Antonio Banderas
Blow-Up Doll!
355
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,087
You guys
didn't get one!
356
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,630
Where's your costume,
fat ass?
357
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,590
Screw Halloween, I already
got my Christmas present!
358
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,925
In a few days
I'll wrap it back up,
359
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,301
and then when I open it
on Christmas,
360
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,595
I'll act all surprised,
like, "oh, Mother!
361
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,431
"Antonio Banderas Life-Sized
Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"
362
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,934
[robotic sounds]
363
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,023
Hey, Kenny.
364
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,733
[mumbling]
365
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,235
Nice costume, Kenny.
366
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,528
You think you're gonna win
with that? Ha!
367
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,612
Alright, the 5th graders
are gonna be here soon.
368
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,697
Let's get Kyle's
grandma.
369
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:37,906
This is gonna be sweet!
370
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,450
Uhh, problem guys.
371
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,243
What's the problem?
372
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,369
No grandma.
373
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,537
No grandma?!
374
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,496
No grandma.
375
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,914
She's not here!
376
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:46,998
She has to be here.
377
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,417
Well,
she's not here!
378
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,085
That's just great!
379
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,920
Thanks a lot Stan, you're
gonna get me busted again!
380
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,880
Okay, people, I know we all
want to get down to the docks
381
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,298
for the Halloween Haunt,
382
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,050
but first, we just need to
inform you about
383
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,677
the people or persons
out there
384
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,220
digging up bodies to
have sex with them.
385
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,888
Gentlemen?
386
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,265
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
387
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,892
A person who steals bodies
to have sex with them
388
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,853
is called
a "necrophiliac".
389
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,438
So that you all know
what to expect,
390
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,189
my partner Alan has
drawn a sketch
391
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,526
of what having sex with
a dead body might look like.
392
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,361
[all]
Ewwwohh!
393
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,779
Yes, we know
it's horrible.
394
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,239
It's probably best
you not look at it.
395
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,409
Now, Alan will demonstrate what
having sex with a dead body
396
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,287
might sound like.
397
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,122
[squish squish]
398
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,207
[squish squish squish]
399
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,459
[all]
Ewwwohh!
400
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,585
[squish squish]
401
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,086
Excuse me,
how is this helping?
402
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,921
That's it, folks,
now we can all go to the docks
403
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,798
and enjoy
the Halloween Haunt!
404
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,550
No! Don't go to
the docks!
405
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,968
Arrggh!
406
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,094
[gasps and screams]
407
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,721
Arrggh,
I'm Captain Blye!
408
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,390
You landlubbers had better
stay away from the docks,
409
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,309
or else there'll be
hell to pay!
410
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,435
[screaming]
411
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,020
Fire the cannons!
412
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,023
[boom]
413
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,524
[all]
Ahh!
414
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,026
Har har har!
415
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,819
[all screaming]
416
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,237
Arggggh!
417
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,364
We won't warn ya again!
418
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,866
Stay away from
our docks!
419
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,743
[screaming]
420
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,537
I warned you!
421
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,164
I told you this
would happen!
422
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,166
When you allow bands like Korn
to come to town
423
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,460
and play your heathenistic
Halloween concerts,
424
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,128
this is what you get!
425
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,882
[playing rock music]
426
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,259
Great rehearsal, gang,
that was really groovy!
427
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,220
Let's practice one more time
before the show starts!
428
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,638
Uh guys, I'm sorry,
429
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,348
but the Halloween Haunt's
been cancelled.
430
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,641
Cancelled?!
431
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:28,975
You best clear
outta here,
432
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,477
there's pirate ghosts
and they'll kill ya.
433
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,437
Well, gang, it looks like
we have to pack it up.
434
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,980
[all]
Awwww!
435
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,148
Goddammit, now what the hell
are we gonna do?
436
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,359
Oh hey, the kids
from last night.
437
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,487
Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas
Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll?
438
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:47,160
[robotic sounds]
439
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:47,786
Hey, Kenny.
440
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:48,787
[mumbling]
441
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,038
Say, what's the matter?
442
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,540
You kids look
kinda glum.
443
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,666
Somebody took
my dead grandma.
444
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,543
What?
445
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,794
We dug her up because we wanted
to scare these 5th graders,
446
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,045
but then something
took her body away.
447
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,506
Now she's doomed to walk
the Earth in limbo!
448
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,133
Aw, I hate to see
little clowns cry.
449
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,301
Well, that does it!
450
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,803
Something funny
is going on here.
451
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,054
Your missing grandma must
be connected somehow
452
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,848
to those creepy
pirate ghosts.
453
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,599
They're not pirate ghosts,
Jonathan,
454
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,476
they're ghost pirates.
- Huh?
455
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,353
"Pirate ghost" would suggest
that a pirate died
456
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,521
and became a ghost.
457
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,189
But "ghost pirate"
is a ghost
458
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,149
that later made a conscious
decision to be a pirate.
459
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,734
No, David, then they are
"pirate ghosts",
460
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,486
because they're
the ghosts of pirates.
461
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,280
You're wrong, because there
were no pirates in Colorado.
462
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,032
So, these must be ghosts that
decided to become pirates after the fact.
463
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,576
But that makes them
pirate ghosts!
464
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,994
No, it makes them
ghost pirates!
465
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:29,786
Pirate ghosts!
466
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,538
Guys! Guys! Guys!
467
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,498
Fighting isn't gonna
solve anything!
468
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,333
Don't you see, this is exactly
what those ghost pirates
469
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,626
want us to do!
470
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,586
Pirate ghosts!
471
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,587
Then,
you'll help us?
472
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,213
Sure we'll help you.
473
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,423
If there's one thing we like
more than playing music,
474
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,841
it's solving
a groovy mystery.
475
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,134
[all]
Alright!
476
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,679
Is everybody okay?
477
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,514
People stealing bodies
to have sex with them,
478
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,849
pirate ghosts destroying
the town...
479
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,934
when did everything
go so wrong?
480
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,353
I hate to say it, but I think
Priest Maxi was right.
481
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,355
This is what we get for
celebrating Halloween
482
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,274
and allowing that band Korn
to come play.
483
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,401
He's right! Nothing ever
went wrong in this town,
484
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,612
before that evil Korn band
showed up!
485
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,280
Well, I say
we go find them
486
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,240
and kick their devil-worshiping
butts out of town!
487
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,784
[all]
Yeah! Let's get 'em!
488
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,453
Lynch mob!
489
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,122
[all screaming angrily]
Down with Korn!
490
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,419
So this is where you last saw
your dead grandma?
491
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,962
Right, maybe there really
are pirate ghosts,
492
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,589
and they took her inside!
493
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,466
Alright, gang! We have to
split up and look for clues.
494
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,884
How should we
split up?
495
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,677
I know, let's have
everyone who enjoys
496
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,596
having obstacles in their life which they can
overcome go this way,
497
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,098
and everyone whose insecurities
sabotage their potential
498
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,309
to overcome those obstacles,
go that way.
499
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,727
[all]
O-kay!
500
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,940
[Kenny's costume
makes robotic sounds]
501
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,316
Wow, that was easy.
502
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,568
Here's their van!
Here's their van!
503
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,861
Let's flip it over!
504
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,321
Those bastards!
- Yeah!
505
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,989
Okay, people,
let's try to stay orderly!
506
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,532
The best way to do this
507
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,369
is all get on one side
and push it from the top.
508
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,037
[Mr. Garrison]
Devil worshipers!
509
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,538
[all]
Yeah!
510
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,165
C'mon, they gotta be
around here somewhere!
511
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,124
[Stan]
This place gives me
the creeps.
512
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,835
Say, this looks like
a clue...
513
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,545
"Pirate Lore
of South Park".
514
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,298
Hm, now why would pirate ghosts
need a book on pirates?
515
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,257
[crash]
516
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,634
W-what was that?
517
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,677
The noise came from
in here.
518
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,054
Stay close,
everybody.
519
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,222
[thud]
520
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,307
Oh no,
I lost my glasses!
521
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,101
What does his dead grandma
look like?
522
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,020
She was all like crunchy
and crispy and stuff.
523
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,314
Hey, I got an idea,
we should set a groovy trap!
524
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,607
Good idea!
525
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,359
How do we trap a bunch
of pirate ghosts?
526
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,112
We need something that might
catch their eye to use as bait.
527
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,489
I know! Your Antonio
Banderas love doll!
528
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,907
Oh no, this is my
Christmas present.
529
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,075
If anything
happens to it,
530
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,451
my mom will know
I opened it early.
531
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,412
Come on, kid, we all
have to do our part.
532
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,913
Even Antonio.
533
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,958
My glasses got to be around
here somewhere...
534
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,376
Is that you, Jonathan?
535
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,211
Boy, am I glad to see you!
I lost my glasses.
536
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,462
Arrrghghhh!
537
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,214
Hey, you got a cold,
Jonathan?
538
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,757
[laugh-track laughter]
arrrrrggghh!
539
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,217
Yeah, that's sounds like
a groovy song, man.
540
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,593
[laugh track laughter]
Remember that one.
541
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429
Fieldy,
what are you doing?!
542
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,972
Oh, I was talking
to you, Jonathan.
543
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,640
Hey, wait a minute.
544
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,892
If you're over there,
then how can you be over here?
545
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,103
Unless you're
actually a--
546
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,730
[Fieldy and Jonathan]
p-p-pirate ghost!
547
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,440
Aarrrrgghh!
548
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,108
Okay, here's how
the trap will work:
549
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,401
when the pirate ghosts
walk in,
550
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,653
they should go right for
Antonio Banderas.
551
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,113
When they hit
the super slippery floor,
552
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,948
they'll slide onto
this mining cart,
553
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,200
which should travel down this
path into the next room,
554
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,785
where the fishnet
will fall on them.
555
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,870
Wow, cool!
556
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,830
Hey,
somebody's coming!
557
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,832
Aaaaghgh!
558
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,000
[Stan]
We've got to hide!
559
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:22,876
Hey, there's
Antonio Banderas!
560
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,877
He'll help us!
561
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:24,878
Mr. Banderas--
562
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:25,879
Jonathan, no!
563
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:29,924
[all]
Aaahhhh!
564
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:30,884
Oh, no!
565
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,302
Aah!
566
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,511
Hold on, guys!
567
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,764
[crowd screaming]
568
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,931
Alright, Korn!
569
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,099
Time for you to
get out of town!
570
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,893
Arrghghh!
571
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,478
Aaaaaahhhh!
572
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,354
Korn is sending their
demon minions upon us!
573
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,981
[all]
Aaaaahhh!!
574
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,858
Alright, gang!
575
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,277
Looks like we're gonna have to
use our special Korn powers!
576
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,279
Korn powers vitalize!
577
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,489
Munky! David!
578
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,406
Fieldy! Head!
579
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,115
Jonathan!
580
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,493
Form of... corn!
581
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,748
[pop]
582
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,677
Alright!
Great job, gang!
583
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,054
That didn't help at all!
584
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,722
We know,
it's just cool to do.
585
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,932
Aarrrgghh!
586
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,725
Niblet!
587
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,312
[all]
Niblet!
588
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,897
What the hell
is that thing?
589
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,732
You did it, Niblet,
you trapped them!
590
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,527
Yeah, and now let's see who
these pirate ghosts really are!
591
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,571
Oh, I guess they really were
pirate ghosts.
592
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,366
Alright, Korn, you can stop
your demonic shenanigans
593
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,368
and come downtown
with me!
594
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,911
He he, look what
Niblet sees!
595
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,287
Ohh!
596
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,622
What the--
597
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,332
Father Maxi?
598
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,542
Well, what are you
waiting for, Barbrady?
599
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,668
Arrest that band!
600
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,627
Oh?
601
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,753
No, arrest him!
602
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,171
[all]
Huh?
603
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340
I think I've got this
groovy mystery solved!
604
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,553
Well, I must say, I still
don't get this at all.
605
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,721
It's simple, Priest Maxi didn't
want there to be a Halloween,
606
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,015
so he decided to scare everyone
away from the docks.
607
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,852
Yeah, and then he used this
flashlight and some cotton swabs
608
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,228
to create the ghosts.
609
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,357
Then all he needed was
some sound effects,
610
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,192
created by this cup and
a piece of cheese.
611
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,069
Aaarrgghh!
612
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,446
And all he had to do then
was create a ghost ship,
613
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,741
by using some candles,
a mirror, and two squirrels.
614
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,662
Father, why did you
go to all this trouble?
615
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,123
Because Halloween is an
abomination of God.
616
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,959
I would anything to stop this
wretched, unholy holiday!
617
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,460
Including killing people
and wreaking havoc
618
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,379
all over South Park?
619
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,006
Don't you see that by
trying to stop Halloween
620
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,632
you've scared the hell
out of everybody?
621
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,134
No.
622
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,428
Okay, buddy, you can
explain downtown!
623
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,096
Well, this is all
fine and good,
624
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,931
but it doesn't explain what
happened to my mother's body.
625
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,391
Yeah, where's Grandma?
626
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,769
[gagging]
627
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396
Blehhh!
628
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,814
[all]
Eeewwww!
629
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,026
[gagging]
630
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,694
Blehhh!
631
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,695
There she is!
632
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,071
[all]
Ooohhh!
633
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,448
Well, thanks a lot,
Korn.
634
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,783
Your Korn powers really
came through for us.
635
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,368
Yes, we were
wrong about you.
636
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,828
Will you please play
for our Halloween party?
637
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,871
Well, sure!
638
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:05,830
Why the heck not?
639
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,373
[all]
Alright!
640
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,209
Aaarrgghh!
641
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,627
Oh no, the pirate ghosts
are back!
642
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,671
[all]
Niblet!
643
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,548
Uh-oh...
644
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,970
Well, this sure has been
a wacky night.
645
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,056
But me and the gang learned
a lot, and we hope you did, too.
646
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,849
You all perceived us
to be mean, evil people,
647
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,517
but really we're just
normal guys.
648
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,144
And we all perceived
pirate ghosts to be real,
649
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,729
when actually they were
just cotton swabs.
650
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,606
So I guess the lesson is:
651
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,483
it's easy to perceive something
some way and then be wrong.
652
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,526
So we all need to learn to be
a little less perceptive.
653
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,528
[all]
Yeah...
654
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,905
The gang and I wrote
a song about it
655
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,907
and it goes a little
something like this.
656
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,533
And a-1 and a-2 and a--
657
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,077
Booo!!
658
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,996
[playing heavy rock music]
659
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,879
♪ Hey I'm feeling
tired ♪
660
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,798
♪ My time is
gone today... ♪
661
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,049
Booo!
662
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,259
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
663
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,760
[all]
Sweet!
664
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,429
♪ Do what
I must say... ♪
665
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,390
Antonio, noo!
666
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,350
You son-of-a-bitch chicken
from outer space!
667
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,685
Come back here!
668
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,436
♪ Falling away
from me ♪
669
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,855
[guitar solo]
670
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,775
And the winner of
the costume contest is...
671
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,152
Wendy, for her
Chewbacca costume!
672
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,154
Come on up, Wendy.
673
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,032
[robotic sigh]
674
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:26,619
[screaming]
♪ Beating me,
beating me down ♪
675
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,912
♪ Down ♪
676
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,164
♪ Into the ground ♪
677
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,500
♪ Screaming some sound ♪
678
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,920
♪ Beating me
beating me down ♪
679
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,297
♪ Down ♪
680
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,173
♪ Into the ground... ♪
681
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,884
[space ship whooshing]
682
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,637
[mumbling]