1 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,470 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,349 Both: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,101 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,477 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,354 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,772 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,899 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:24,942 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,694 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:30,448 ♪ [muffled] ♪ 12 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:31,741 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,455 [cat meows] No, kitty! 15 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,665 These are my spicy hot Louisiana- baked chicken tenders! 16 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,375 [cat meows] No, kitty! 17 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,377 Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon! 18 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,379 Then, I will fight the evil power that will reveal itself 19 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,381 once all the Chinpokomon are collected! Oh! 20 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,716 [cat meows] No, kitty! 21 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,134 You can't have these chicken tenders, 22 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,428 because they are mine, and I keep mine to myself! Oh! 23 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,472 Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode 24 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:55,681 of Chinpokomon! 25 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,767 Hurray! - Hey, kids! 26 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,769 Do you love Chinpokomon? - Yes! 27 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,729 Well, now you can buy your very own! 28 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,814 ♪ I've got to buy Chinpokomon ♪ 29 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,524 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪ 30 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,817 Now, you can collect them all! 31 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,235 Furrycat! Donkeytron! 32 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,071 Pengin! Shoe! Lambtron! 33 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:11,447 Collect them all, and you can become 34 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,365 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 35 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,701 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster? Holy shit! 36 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,244 All the Chinpokomon are in stores now! 37 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,706 Chinpokomon is super universe toy number one! 38 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,459 ♪ I've got to buy it, Chinpokomon ♪ 39 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,710 Mom! Mom! 40 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,253 Mom! Seriously! 41 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,713 This thing at the toy store, Mom! 42 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,882 Hnya! Must go! Toy store! - Eric! Calm down! 43 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,093 But seriously! Mom! Must go! Must buy! 44 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,552 What is it, Eric? 45 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,845 Mom, I've only just heard! 46 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,555 They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom! 47 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,099 You can collect them all! You can collect them all! 48 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,725 Mother, quick! We must get to the toy store! 49 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,145 I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric! 50 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,440 But, Mom, I have to get a Chinpokomon doll 51 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,943 before everybody else does, 'cause then I'll be cool. 52 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,487 Can't it wait till tomorrow, hon? 53 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,156 But, Mom, I have to get the first one 54 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,325 or else people won't think I'm cool! 55 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,702 All right. Let's go. - Sweet! 56 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,413 Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon! 57 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:05,126 [kids chattering] 58 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,585 Oh! God damn it! 59 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,962 Hey, fat ass! - Hey, dickhole! 60 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,213 I guess you saw the commercial, too! 61 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,799 Yep! I've got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe! 62 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,425 Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengin! 63 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,594 He's the coolest! 64 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,097 God damn it! There's no more Pengins! 65 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,849 Kenny! Pengin is my favorite! That's the last one! 66 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,475 Let me have it! - Mm-mm. 67 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,019 Mnya, Kenny! Let me have it! 68 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:27,481 Mnya! Mnya! Gimme Pengin! Mnya! 69 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,358 Honestly, I don't see what they find 70 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,068 so amusing about those things. 71 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,028 They're so strange. - Where are they from? 72 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,197 Well, it's some new big thing from Japan. 73 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,783 I tell ya, those Japanese really know how to market to kids. 74 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,201 I've got to collect all Chinpokomon! 75 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,786 I've got to collect them all so I can become 76 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,538 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster, oh! 77 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:47,251 Order Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feelings! 78 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,712 I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster! 79 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,589 [all] Must collect Chinpokomon! 80 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,093 Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my Chuchunesbi for your Pengin! 81 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,845 [muffled] Fuck you. - God damn it! 82 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,305 You're supposed to trade! Little asshole! Gimme Pengin! 83 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,265 Hey, dudes. What're those? - What're these? 84 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,641 They're Chinpokomon. - Huh? 85 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,269 You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon. 86 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,687 No, but look. 87 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,147 I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll. 88 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,900 Oh, please. Cyborg Bill is so yesterday. 89 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,193 Yeah, like ancient history. 90 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,360 Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore? 91 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,321 No, dude. 92 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,198 Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle. 93 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:18,782 Why the hell don't people tell me these things? 94 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,034 It's all Chinpokomon, now. 95 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,327 Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon, 96 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:22,661 you can complete the primary main objective. 97 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,413 What's the primary main objective? 98 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,457 You don't even know what the primary main objective is? 99 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,459 The primary main objective is to destroy the evil power. 100 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,336 Well, what's the evil power? - Oh, my God. 101 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,504 The identity of the evil power won't be revealed until 102 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,924 all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster. 103 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,217 What? - Duh! 104 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,177 God, get with the times, dude. - Duh! 105 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,429 Shit. 106 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,972 Yeah, I guess so. - Mom. Dad. 107 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,265 Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon? 108 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,227 What's a Chinpokomon? - I'm not sure. 109 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,812 Well, why do you need one? - I don't know. 110 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,314 Well then, the answer is no, Kyle. 111 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,983 You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll. 112 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,735 Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now. 113 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,862 Please, Mom. Everybody else has Chinpokomon. 114 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,614 Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something. 115 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,990 Yeah, Kyle. Don't. 116 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,492 You see, Son, fads come and go. 117 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,160 And this-- Chinpokomon 118 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,745 is obviously nothing more than a fad. 119 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,413 You don't have to be a part of it. 120 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,707 In fact, you can even make an even stronger statement 121 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,335 by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part 122 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 of this fad because I'm an individual." 123 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,673 Do you understand? - Yes. Yes, I do, dad. 124 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,591 Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world. 125 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,718 In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon, 126 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,178 or I can be the only kid without one, 127 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,930 which singles me out and causes the other kids 128 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,556 to make fun of me and kick my ass. 129 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,976 Hm. Good point. Here's $10. - Thanks. 130 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,811 Wait. Here's twenty. Get one for your brother, too. 131 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,104 [babbling] 132 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,065 There you go, son. 133 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,775 I honestly don't know what you see in these things. 134 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,026 Neither do I. 135 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,863 Guess I'll call it a night. 136 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:44,243 Chinpoko. Buy me. Buy me. 137 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,579 When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster? 138 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,665 [squeaks] Hurry up and buy me. 139 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,667 [squeaks] Down with America. 140 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,627 What? - I love you. 141 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,087 Let's be best friends 142 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,964 and destroy the capitalist American government. 143 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,966 What the hell is going on here? 144 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,931 Hey, you guys, check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll. 145 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,059 Oh, please, Chinpokomon dolls are so last week. 146 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,602 What? - Yeah, dude. Don't you know? 147 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,396 It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now. 148 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,856 Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controller? 149 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,482 Huh? No. - Oh. 150 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,694 You didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller? 151 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,697 [laughs] Jesus Christ. 152 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,866 Chinpokomon. What is primary objective? 153 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,326 [all] To destroy the evil power. 154 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:26,869 I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon 155 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,329 so I can destroy the evil power, oh! 156 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,705 [all] Oh! - Damn it. 157 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,956 I've got to buy them all. 158 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,458 So first, I'd better go to Hawaii 159 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,209 and visit Pearl Harbor. 160 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:37,463 Try to bomb the harbor. Ready? Go. 161 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,505 [grunting] 162 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,637 I must buy them all. I must buy them all. 163 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,222 All: We must buy them all. 164 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:50,601 Try to bomb the harbor. 165 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,643 [mumbling] 166 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,983 Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure. 167 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,485 Dude, this game rules. 168 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,036 Hello? 169 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,830 Hello? 170 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,166 Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation. 171 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,668 Please state name: 172 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,880 Red Harris. I own a toy store in America. 173 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,174 Please state purpose: 174 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,134 Uh, I want to know what the hell you people 175 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,136 are doing with these dolls talking about 176 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,306 bringing down American government and all. 177 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,272 I am President Hirohito, and this is Mr. Hosek. 178 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:38,941 Pleased to meet you. 179 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,486 We understand you have big concern about our fine product. 180 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,613 Well, yes, do you mind telling me 181 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,156 what the hell this is about? 182 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,616 The American government lies to you. 183 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,660 Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world. 184 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,786 More to come. 185 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,831 Well? - Uh... 186 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,416 That is so strange. 187 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,709 I do not know how this could happen. 188 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,295 But rest assured, I will make sure 189 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,922 it does not happen again. 190 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,424 Well, now, come on. 191 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,342 I don't think that that quite satisfies my-- 192 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,094 You are American? - Yes. 193 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,930 Oh, you must have very big penis. 194 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,682 Excuse me? 195 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,891 I was just asking you 196 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,351 what you're up to with these toys. 197 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,853 Nothing. 198 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,355 We are very simple people with very small penis. 199 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,983 Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small. 200 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,609 [giggles] So small. 201 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,029 We cannot achieve much with so small penis. 202 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:31,076 But you Americans, wow. Penis so big. So big penis. 203 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,537 Well, I-I guess it is a pretty good size. 204 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,123 Minata, kit-eh kit-eh. [women chattering] 205 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,584 This man has a very big penis. 206 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,670 [women chattering and applauding] 207 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,506 Oh, what an immense penis. 208 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,633 Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk. 209 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,427 I just wanted to bring that little malfunction 210 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,511 to your attention. 211 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,096 Bye-bye, now. - Good bye. 212 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:55,267 Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis. 213 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,060 [humming] 214 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,022 [speaking Japanese] 215 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,192 [speaking Japanese] 216 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:06,528 [speaking Japanese] 217 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:11,116 [speaking Japanese] [speaking Japanese] 218 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:17,956 I've got to buy Chinpokomon. I've got to buy them. 219 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,168 Must buy Chinpokomon. 220 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,223 Amerikano, kodomo mindaga Chinpokomon motte imaga, 221 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:38,352 "Phase two" kaesrokida...Ikimashoo. 222 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:42,105 The time has come. We will take Pearl Harbor. 223 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,693 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪ 224 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,362 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪ - What're you doing? 225 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,364 I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes. 226 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,615 Why? 227 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,033 Our son loves this show, Randy, 228 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,785 so I think it's important that we watch it 229 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,286 to see if it's teaching him good moral values. 230 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,121 Hey. You must be Roostor. 231 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,541 I haven't bought one of you yet, but I bet you can transform 232 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,668 into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven. 233 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,504 Roostor. 234 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:06,838 Hey, I'm gonna take your roostor 235 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,131 and put it in this bag, where it will flourish 236 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,341 or expire depending on fate. 237 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,676 Hey, is that a good idea? 238 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,344 Roostors aren't like Chuchunesbis. 239 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,720 They haven't the heart for such endeavors. 240 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,223 Oh! 241 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,141 Are those good moral values? 242 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,768 I don't know what the hell they're talking about. 243 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,732 Lambtron, you are losing the battle of your life. 244 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,401 But Lambtron's power level gives him 245 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,152 a good chance of new fight; will they succeed? 246 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,196 I am sad now, because Lambtron must be very lonely 247 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,198 because there are so few Lambtrons in the world. 248 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,700 Will he ever find a companion? 249 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:35,909 This doesn't make sense. 250 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,160 Are those stupid things supposed to be 251 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,204 animals or robots or what? 252 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,123 I don't know, but I suddenly kind of wanna own them all. 253 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,375 Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff. 254 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,168 Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent. 255 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,170 No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that can be 256 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,381 worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence. 257 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:50,966 Remember what Battle of the Network Stars 258 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,217 did to an entire generation. 259 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,177 My God. You're right. 260 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,305 ♪ Come on, brothers and sisters ♪ 261 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,931 ♪ We've all got to join together ♪ 262 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,558 ♪ Join together and give me money ♪ 263 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,268 ♪ So I can buy more Chinpokomon ♪ 264 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,228 ♪ We've got to stop this fighting ♪ 265 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 How's it going, fat ass? - Haven't made any money yet. 266 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,982 What? You've been out here all weekend. 267 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,775 How're we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon camp? 268 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,193 Hey, I'm the one who's been standing out here 269 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,321 with this gay guitar like a God damn hippie all weekend. 270 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,531 What have you two assholes done? - We can't do anything. 271 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,158 Kenny still hasn't come out of his seizure. 272 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,409 I've got it. 273 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,411 I've got my Chinpokomon game controller. 274 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,039 [laughter] 275 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:25,250 Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Get with the program, Kyle. 276 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,836 Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games anymore. 277 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962 Now it's all about the big weekend Chinpokomon camp. 278 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,505 Camp? 279 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,758 The makers of Chinpokomon are going town to town 280 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,217 and putting on a special camp to show all 281 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,261 the Chinpokomasters how to destroy the evil power. 282 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,430 You didn't know that? - No, I knew it. I knew it. 283 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,890 I was just testing you guys. 284 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,725 You just wait till I get to that Chinpokomon camp. 285 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,435 I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all. 286 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,811 So we'll see you there. Ai'ght? 287 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,188 Dude. Did you just say "ai'ght"? 288 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,148 Yeah. You know. Like Lauryn Hill. Ai'ght. 289 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,317 Oh my God. That's so yesterday. 290 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 Yeah, dude. Nobody says "ai'ght" anymore. 291 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,279 What? "Ai'ghts" not cool either? When did that happen? 292 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,948 Like, eight days ago. - God damn it. 293 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,787 Hey, kids, only one more day till the Chinpokomon camp. 294 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,705 Come early and enjoy all the Chinpokofun. 295 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,374 ♪ Chinpokomon camp ♪ 296 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,583 ♪ I have to buy a ticket ♪ 297 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,293 ♪ I have to buy one, a ticket ♪ 298 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,003 ♪ I've got to buy, buy, buy ♪ 299 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:14,049 This Saturday and Sunday, you can't wait to go. 300 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,385 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪ 301 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,845 We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention, 302 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,639 because honestly, we don't know how to feel. 303 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,182 Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp. 304 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,892 I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing 305 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,394 is just another harmless fad. 306 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,853 Yeah, we told Kyle he could go 307 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,438 if he did all his chores, and he did. 308 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,190 Now, I'm not sure this blatant commercialism 309 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,400 is good for our boys. 310 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,859 Well, you know how it is, Randy. 311 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,861 The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons, 312 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,487 the more they're gonna love them. 313 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,988 You're right, Sheila. 314 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:37,989 I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go 315 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,658 until they get sick of it. 316 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,535 Sure, apparently, they've been doing these camps 317 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,703 in every city around the country. 318 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,914 How bad can they be? 319 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,250 Get out of the way. Move it. - Can you see anything? 320 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,253 [cheers and applause] it's starting. It's starting. 321 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,130 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪ 322 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,048 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪ 323 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,219 Attention. Attention. 324 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,263 This is Chinpokomon camp. 325 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,473 All: Chinpokomon is what we strive to be in our hearts. 326 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,433 Our hearts. 327 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,560 Kenny? 328 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,437 What is the primary main objective? 329 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,896 [all] To destroy the evil power. 330 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,565 Power. 331 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,942 Yes. And what is the evil power? 332 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:19,364 The evil power is... the United States government. 333 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,950 Oh. 334 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,411 United States government is an evil power. 335 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,329 It has attacked Japanese military. 336 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,415 It has broken Japanese spirit. 337 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,501 And what do Chinpokomasters do to the evil power? 338 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,502 [all] Destroy it. 339 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,545 Destroy it? 340 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,921 That is correct. 341 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,090 Now, it is a great honor to present 342 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,011 your Chinpokoleader, Emperor Hirohito. 343 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,307 One government can not forever pass its laws on others. 344 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,518 The strength of Japan is in its history, 345 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,188 and it is based on that history 346 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,858 that we shall again rise to the dominant world power. 347 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,068 Is this cool or not? I can't tell. 348 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,654 It is again time for the rising sun 349 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,698 to ship tall in the sky. 350 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,451 One Japan. One society. 351 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,166 We will begin with language and exercise skills. 352 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,126 Hajimete. 353 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,421 Ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi. 354 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,216 [all] ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi. 355 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,384 [bell ringing] 356 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,428 [laughter] 357 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,473 Okay, children. I want it quiet. 358 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,892 Now, we're gonna try this again until we get it right. 359 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,811 What is six times three? 360 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,271 Juuhachi desu ka? - Juuhachi da nee. 361 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,981 No, God damn it. It's 18. 362 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,650 Juuhachi is 18, Garrison-san. 363 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,694 For the last time, my name is not Garrison-san, all right? 364 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,571 And this is not Hat-san. 365 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,989 And you all better start talking 366 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,574 in a matter that I can understand. 367 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,493 Wuu, Garrison-san sabuchii dana. 368 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,994 What did he say? 369 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,163 He said, "Garrison-san sabuchii dana." 370 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,248 Soo desu nee. 371 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,749 Damn it. This is not Japan. 372 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,585 Minata. Kite kite, churl.... [farts] 373 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,963 [laughter] Dare ga pu shita no. 374 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,130 [screams] 375 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,554 People, please. We can only speak one at a time. 376 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,430 Now, Mr. Garrison, you were saying. 377 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,849 I can't take it, mayor. 378 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,934 You have to put an end to this Chinpokocamp. 379 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,103 My son hasn't made any sense in days. 380 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,688 I tell you, mayor, these Japanese 381 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,857 are trying to change our American children somehow. 382 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,692 All right, people, Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Hosek 383 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,193 were nice enough to stop by to talk to you. 384 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,695 Gentlemen. 385 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,281 We at the Japan Toy Company are very concerned 386 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,032 about your concerns. 387 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,410 That is why we make Chinpokomon camp. 388 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,328 Well, how is it good? 389 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,163 We don't understand what the point of your product is. 390 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,416 There is nothing to worry about. 391 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,879 We are Japan Toy Company are in awe of your large penis. 392 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,171 What? 393 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,133 You see, Japanese penis is so small. 394 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,676 So small. 395 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,638 You Americans have such humongous, bulbous penis. 396 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,181 Well, I guess that's true. 397 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,018 Oh, such a nice big penis, American. 398 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,354 What can we possibly do with such small penis? 399 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,440 We cannot take over your city 400 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,610 filled with men of such mastadonic penis. 401 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,194 Well, he's got a point there. 402 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,863 Well, I guess that settles that. 403 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,489 We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen. 404 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,241 Oh, no. Thank you. 405 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,037 Another chance to be in same room with big American penis. 406 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,414 [laughs] My penis so small. 407 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,498 Nice guys. 408 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,127 [speaking Japanese] 409 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,509 So, what are we going to do about our children? 410 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,762 Uh, hello? - Okay, people. 411 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:32,015 I know this Chimpokomon fad is causing a lot of problems. 412 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,267 But I think we've already found a solution. 413 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,353 You have? - Children are fickle. 414 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,730 All we have to do is come up with a new fad. 415 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,565 We find the next toy and turn them all onto it 416 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,108 as soon as possible. 417 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,944 Of course. That's a great idea. 418 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:44,861 But, what toy? 419 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,615 All right, boys, we're going to show you 420 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,075 a couple of commercials, 421 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,535 and you tell us which toy interests you the most. 422 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,787 Now, watch carefully. 423 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,705 Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon? 424 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,915 [all] Yeah! 425 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,625 Well, then you're gonna go wild 426 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,794 for Wild Wacky Action Bike. 427 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,504 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪ 428 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,299 ♪ The bike that's hard to ride ♪ 429 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,426 Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer 430 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,178 and it glows in the dark. 431 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,472 ♪ Gonna try to ride it all day long ♪ 432 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:17,394 ♪ But I'm gonna fail 'cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪ 433 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,187 ♪ You can't ride it, you can't ride it ♪ 434 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,107 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪ 435 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,568 Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here. 436 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,030 Gay. - Yeah, dude. 437 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,782 That looks totally gay. - Oh... 438 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,994 Okay. Here's the next one. 439 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,246 Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon? 440 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,789 All: Yeah! 441 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,457 Then you're gonna love Alabama Man. 442 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,584 ♪ Alabama Man ♪ 443 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,294 ♪ He's quick, he's strong, he's active ♪ 444 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,088 You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, 445 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,715 where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco. 446 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,842 Wow. He can bowl. 447 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,719 ♪ He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more ♪ 448 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,554 ♪ Alabama Man ♪ 449 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,222 When wife asks him where he's been, 450 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,850 just use the action button, and Alabama Man busts her lip open. 451 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,978 Shut up, bitch. - Wow. 452 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,105 ♪ He beats up his wife and sleeps it off ♪ 453 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,523 ♪ Alabama Man ♪ 454 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,027 Both: I want to be just like Alabama Man. 455 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:07,944 Alabama Man comes with everything you see here. 456 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,154 Wife sold separately. 457 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,032 I thought I told you to shut up. 458 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,825 Not all people from Alabama are wife-beaters. 459 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,121 Gay. - Totally gay. 460 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,415 Liberace gay. 461 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,958 Oh, dear. 462 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168 Well, let's keep trying. How about this? 463 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,091 Owatta. [all] Beikoku. 464 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,634 Owatta. [all] Beikoku. 465 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,094 Nihon en ima hajimaru. 466 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,722 Stan? Stan, it's mommy. 467 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,265 [all] Beikoku. 468 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,225 Stanley, you need to come home right now. 469 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,435 Mommy misses you. 470 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,270 Owatta. [all] Beikoku. 471 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,230 Stanley, I'm talking to you. 472 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,940 [all] Beikoku. 473 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,483 [all] Aww! 474 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,110 Stan, please. Come home. 475 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:53,531 Kore wa watashi no uchi desu. - [all] So desu nee. 476 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,617 Do not worry. Everything is okay. 477 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,868 No, it's not okay. - Oh. 478 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,662 But you have such a large penis. 479 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,415 What? - Your penis. Wow. 480 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,835 What he mean is that all men in this town 481 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,088 have very large penis. 482 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,839 Can't you see what's happening? 483 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,050 They're just using that talk to distract you. 484 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,760 He doesn't really have a small penis. 485 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,387 Misenasai. 486 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,264 Oh. 487 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,266 Owatta. [all] Beikoku. 488 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,102 Owatta. [all] Beikoku. 489 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,521 My God. Is there nothing we can do? 490 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,190 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I know the answer. 491 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,651 I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon. 492 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,777 How? - Come on. 493 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,695 We don't have much time. 494 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,489 And now, for a special announcement 495 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,825 from the president of the United States. 496 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,286 My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns 497 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,288 many of us have over the growing number of 498 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,750 Japanese military bases forming in the United States. 499 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,294 The new Japanese Emperor, Hirohito, 500 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,755 has made our own children into fighter pilots, 501 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,008 who will soon fly to Hawaii and and attack Pearl Harbor. 502 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,636 I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, 503 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,889 and he assured me that I have a very large penis. 504 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,308 He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, 505 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,727 and absolutely dwarfed his penis, 506 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,523 which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size. 507 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,066 My penis, he said, 508 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,485 was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. 509 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,488 I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. 510 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,823 Thank you. 511 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,951 Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor. 512 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,078 When you arrive, you will drop many bombs. 513 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,540 [all] Hai, sachoo-san. 514 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,791 Nan da kore? 515 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,085 Chinpoko ga dai-suki yoo. - What? 516 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,671 We just came to support you. We love Chinpokomon, too. 517 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,339 It's super toy number one. 518 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,091 You like it? - You bet. 519 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,801 I think Chinpokoman is Chinpokarific. 520 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052 I've got shoe. 521 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,304 Come on, Eric, let's try to battle 522 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,472 your Roostor with my Donkeytron. 523 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,808 Uh, no. That's okay, Mom. 524 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,352 What are they doing? - It's a trick. 525 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,104 Hey, Stan. Look at my new bumper sticker. 526 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,315 Isn't that cool? - No. 527 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,150 [laughter] 528 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,653 Screw this, dude. - Where're you going, Stan? 529 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,405 I don't know, Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool anymore. 530 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,907 I'm gonna go kill some ants or something. 531 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,241 Wait for me, I want to get out of these stupid clothes. 532 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,243 [children agreeing] 533 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,372 [cheering] 534 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,249 Noooo! 535 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,627 Well, you were right, Sharon, the best way to make our kids 536 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,086 not like something, is to like it ourselves. 537 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,546 That's right. 538 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,048 Anything we like is instantly not cool. 539 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,633 We know how to take 'em out, Mr. Garrison. 540 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,509 Spread the word, get on the wire to every parent 541 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,886 around the country, and tell 'em 542 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,346 how to bring those sons of bitches down. 543 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,600 Hey, Mom, I'm sorry I went a little nutty 544 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,101 with that Chinpokomon stuff. 545 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,603 Can I have $5 to buy a football? - You bet, Stanley. 546 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,357 Owatta beikoku. 547 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,943 Kyle, it's over. 548 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,237 But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpokomaster. 549 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,780 Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool anymore. 550 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,949 What? - Yeah, dude. That's way over. 551 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,159 You're just jealous, because I'm Chinpokomaster. 552 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,203 No, Kyle, you see, we've learned something today. 553 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,663 This whole Chinpokomon thing happened 554 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248 because we all followed the group. 555 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,374 We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did. 556 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,792 And look at the damage it caused. 557 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,919 So now I should stop liking Chinpokomon, 558 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,713 because you all don't? - Yeah. 559 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,715 But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again. 560 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,051 So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor. 561 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,594 See ya. - Oh. Wait! 562 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,137 Actually, I was wrong. 563 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,265 You see, Kyle, I learned something just now. 564 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,599 It is good to go with the group. 565 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,559 A group mentality is healthy sometimes. 566 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,520 Aw, screw it. I'm too confused. 567 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,983 Oh, I'm sure glad this is all over. 568 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,735 Hey, get off of him! He's not dead yet! 569 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,535 No! Get off, you stupid rats. He's not dead yet. 570 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,703 Hey, you guys want to go to the toy store after school 571 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329 and get some Spaceman Greg cards? 572 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,956 Nah, I think I'm through with fads for a while. 573 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,708 Me too; I'm choosing my own toys from now on, 574 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,376 'cause... 575 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,419 What the... 576 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,337 [rats squeaking] 577 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,339 Oh, ho, ho, ho! Gross! 578 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,049 [laughter]