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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [Mumbling] ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪♪
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Dude what are we gonna do
for New Year's Eve?
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It has to be awesome!
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I know!
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It's probably gonna be
the biggest night of our lives!
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You guys, you guys!
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Guess what?!
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What, fat ass?
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I've become a man!
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I've started puberty,
you guys!
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Hmmph?
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No, you didn't!
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Yes, I really did!
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How do
you know?
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Well, because yesterday,
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I got my period.
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You got your what?
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My period, you guys!
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You see, there comes a time
in every child's life
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when they grow up, and nature
starts to takes it's course
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by having you bleed out of your
ass for a few days every month.
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You're making that up!
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Ms. Alton, what's it mean
to get a period?
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Well boys, I don't think
I can tell you--
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Please, it's important!
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Well, it's when puberty hits,
and you bleed,
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y'know, "down there".
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Holy shit,
dude!
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Cartman's right!
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Well guys, I'm afraid
I won't be able
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to hang out with you
on New Year's Eve,
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I have to hang out
with the older crowd
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because now...
I'm mature.
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♪ I got my period
and you guys didn't ♪
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♪ I got my period ♪
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♪ And you
guys didn't ♪
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Dude, Cartman can't
hit puberty before us!
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Well maybe we'll get
ours soon, too!
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I'm gonna go see if
I'm bleeding out my ass!
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Me too!
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In local news, a stomach virus
is going around
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that is causing bleeding of the
colon in some small children.
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Doctors are telling parents that the virus is
nothing to worry about
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and that the infections
can be dealt with
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with simple antibiotics.
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Well, it's just four days
until New Year's Eve 1999.
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The new millennium
is almost upon us,
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and all over the world,
people have started to celebrate
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by dancing, singing
and killing one another.
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But probably the biggest event
of the millennium
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is one happening
in South Park, Colorado
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where people have gathered
for a chance to see
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Jesus Christ.
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Craig Netzle
is standing by.
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Thanks, Tom, it is indeed four
days until the new millennium
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and hundreds, if not thousands,
of people
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have come from
all over the world
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seeking Jesus...
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here at his house
in South Park.
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Everyone is giddy with anticipation for Jesus
to come out
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because, as we all know,
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if Jesus comes
out of his house,
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and is not
scared by his shadow,
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it means the next
thousand years
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will be full of
peace and love.
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Oh, it looks like
Jesus might be coming out!
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Oh look, Tommy,
there he is!
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Can you see him?
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He's neat, Mommy.
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Everyone is
quiet here, Tom,
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looks like the little fella's
a bit nervous.
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But he has taken
another step out, Tom...
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this is great news for us!
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Ummm... what are
you people doing?
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Can I help you
with something?
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Well, it's the millennium, Jesus.
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Uh, huh?
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It's the millennium.
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Yeah!
- Right!
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So, what happens
at the millennium?
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I don't know.
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We thought
you did!
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Yeah, you're
supposed to know.
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Yeah, you're Jesus!
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Oh. Well...
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yea, believe in me
and ye shall find peace.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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we've heard that crap
for about 2,000 years now.
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We wanna hear
something new!
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It's the year 2000
for Christ's sake!
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[all]
Yeah!
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Well, what do you want?
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We want to see God!
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Yeah, with our own eyes.
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[all]
Yeah!
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We've followed blindly
for thousands of years
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and we think
the least God can do
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is show up for
New Year's Eve 1999!
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[all]
Yeah!
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Oh, uhhh, let me
think about that for a minute.
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Is that good?
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I dunno,
is that good?
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Dude, did you get
your period yet?
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No, there's no blood
coming out of my ass.
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Mine either, but
I double-checked
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and Cartman was right.
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Your period is
the start of puberty.
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Well, if Cartman is
the only one who gets it
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and he thinks he's too
grown up to hang out with us,
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then screw him anyways.
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Yeah!
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Woo-hoo!
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Yay-heyy!
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C'mon Cartman, we have to
make plans for new year's.
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Hold your horses, guys.
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This is very important
for mature people!
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Let's see...
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"Offers complete protection
during heavy flow...
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"Maximum stoppage of
vaginal chunks..."
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Ooh, this one's
got wings, you guys!
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Woo-hoo!
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[mumbling]
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You did!
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You got your
period, too, Kenny?
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[mumbling]
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Well, welcome to
the club, Kenny.
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You got your period,
so now you're a man!
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We can hang out together
on New Year's Eve.
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But first you need to buy
some maxi-pads
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to stuff in the
back of your pants
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so you don't get
blood on your underwear.
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Woo-hoo!
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Tom, it looked
for a second as if
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Jesus was going to
come out of his house,
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but then he went
back inside.
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But meanwhile, more and more
people are showing up
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to show their support
for Jesus.
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Well, the way
I see it,
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if he really is
who he says he is,
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well, then, he better
do something on New Year's Eve
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'cause it's
in the Bible!
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[sigh]
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Father, I need to
talk to you.
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Please Father, appear to me.
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What is it,
my child?
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Father, everyone is starting to
pay attention to me again
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because of
the new millennium.
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I'm kind of
making a comeback!
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Yea, like John Travolta
before you,
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you are experiencing
a second revival.
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It's the millennium, Father.
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People want to
see you.
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Nay, their eyes are not yet
prepared to see the likes of me.
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But, Dad, I think this may be
my one big shot at a comeback!
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Be ye be careful of pride, Jesus.
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Just make an appearance.
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You can come down,
say hi to a few people
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and can be back by 12:30!
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I'm sorry, my son, but if you
want to earn everyone's love
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you will have to do it yourself.
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Ike, can I
talk to you?
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Uh-uh, different.
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Ike, I don't know
what to do.
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All the guys are
getting their periods
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and I don't think I am.
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I can't be the
last one to get it,
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I just can't!
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Wa-wa,
cheery.
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Cartman got his,
then Kenny.
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What if tomorrow,
Stan says he got his
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and I'm left out?
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I might not even get to be
their friend any more.
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No, merky sahga...
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Murgy,
miggy mowse.
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Yeah!
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I could just say
I got my period.
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It's not like
they'll check!
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I can just say
I got my period
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'cause I really will
get it someday!
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It's not really lying,
it's jumping the gun a little.
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Coo-kle, ma-kle.
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Thanks a lot, Ike.
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So you guys aren't gonne spend
New Year's Eve with us?
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Look, Kenny and I
are mature now.
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We can't spend New Year's Eve
with a couple of kids!
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Did you get your
maxi-pads, Kenny?
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[mumbling]
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Tampon?
What's a tampon?
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[mumbling]
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Ooh, doesn't that hurt?
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Mmhpt-mhhpm.
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You guys, I got
my period, too!
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Wow, cool!
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You did?
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Yeah, I was just
hanging out in my room
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then I period-ed
all over the place.
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Alright!
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You have to be in
me and Kenny's club, then.
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My mom gave me this Women Who
Run With The Wolves book
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and I'm finding out all about
our Goddess powers.
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Awesome, we get powers?
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Yeah, c'mon, we can set up
everything in my clubhouse
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and get ready for
New Year's Eve!
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Hey, don't feel bad, Stan.
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Some of us just mature
a little later than others.
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"Are you there, God?
It's me, Stan.
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"if you wouldn't mind,
I don't want to be the only kid
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"who doesn't get his period
before the new year.
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"Could you speed up my
development a little?
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"Thanks God,
your friend, Stan."
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"Are you there God?
It's me, Jesus.
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"I feel like I've got a real
shot at a comeback, God.
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"For whatever reason, people are
starting to follow me again.
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"I'm 2,000 years old, but I feel
like I'm 28 again.
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"I think I'm going to win
everybody back
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"because I just made
a few phone calls
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"and I'm going to put on
the most amazing new year's
spectacle
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this world has ever seen!"
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[radio]
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Good morning
South Park, it's 8 A.M.
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And only two more days
until the new millennium!
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Dammit!
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Dammit!
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Dammit!
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Dammit!
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Stanley, honey,
what's the matter?
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I'm not bleeding
out of my ass!
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Well... that's
good, honey.
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No, it's not,
it's terrible!
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Are you there, God?
It's me, Stan.
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How come you
didn't help me?
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I know you're really
busy with things,
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but this is a matter
of life and death.
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If I don't get my period
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my friends won't let me hang out with them
on New Year's Eve.
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Please, please
give me my period soon.
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Here he comes!
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He's coming out!
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I've given it
much thought, my children,
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and you are right.
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After reviewing the Bible
it does indeed say
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00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,656
that something very big is going to happen
at the millennium.
257
00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,616
[cheering]
258
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,618
I have spoken to
my father in Heaven
259
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,204
and he agreed that the millennium is significant
to all of us.
260
00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,748
And ye who believe in me
shall be rewarded!
261
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,208
[cheers]
262
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,001
So, what we're gonna do
tomorrow night--
263
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,878
New Year's Eve 1999--
264
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,131
We just got Rod Stewart to agree
to play a comeback concert
265
00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,217
at the Rio Hotel and Casino
in Las Vegas
266
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,886
and you're all going!
267
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,724
We knew you could
do it, Jesus!
268
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,185
[cheers and applause]
269
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,229
I better book my ass
a flight to Vegas!
270
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:27,442
♪ For he is savior,
for he is Lord ♪
271
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:32,322
♪ He gives me hope when
I have only been bored ♪
272
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:36,535
♪ And he lifts me up
with his gentle arms... ♪
273
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,871
Okay, is everyone
accounted for?
274
00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:40,747
Goddess Wind?
275
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:41,748
Here!
276
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:42,624
Goddess Moon?
277
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,459
Goddess Moon!
278
00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:45,752
I'm here!
279
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,462
And I'm here,
Goddess Earthly Delight.
280
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,172
So, this is the first meeting
of our club
281
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,632
for teens who have
gotten their periods.
282
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,676
We're supposed to talk
about our periods and boys.
283
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:53,885
Let's talk
about boys first.
284
00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,220
I think Craig
is pretty cool
285
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,888
but I don't think
Clyde is very cool.
286
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,223
I think Clyde
is kind of cool
287
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,683
but Craig is definitely
cooler than Clyde.
288
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:04,021
[mumbling]
289
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,314
Okay, that settles that.
290
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,815
Now let's talk about
our periods.
291
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,733
Kyle, you first.
292
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,860
Oh, uh... ummm...
293
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,987
What's the matter, Kyle?
294
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,030
Nothing!
295
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,741
Uh, my period
is really, uh...
296
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,745
Uh, period is
going swimmingly!
297
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:23,081
Okay, that makes sense,
mine is going swimmingly, too!
298
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:23,957
Mine, too!
299
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,250
Whew!
300
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,002
[knocking]
301
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,503
Oh, hello, Stan!
302
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,546
Hey, Chef.
303
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,505
How's it going?
304
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:31,590
Bad.
305
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,799
Why bad?
306
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,842
Can I come in?
307
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,260
Well, sure!
308
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,763
Now what's the matter,
little cracker?
309
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,806
Chef, I have this
friend, see...
310
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,558
And this person
is really bummed out
311
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,226
because everyone else
the same age has gotten
their period
312
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,853
and this person hasn't.
313
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,521
Oh, you're talking about
your older sister, Shelly.
314
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,023
No.
315
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:48,982
Your little
girlfriend, Wendy.
316
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,359
Look, it doesn't
matter who it is
317
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,276
the point is that everyone else
got their period
318
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,694
and this person hasn't.
319
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,279
Look, Stan, do you really
know what a period is?
320
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,198
Yeah, Cartman told us.
321
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,201
Stan, let me sing you a little
song about the menstrual cycle.
322
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,952
I think it might
clear things up for you.
323
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,621
Okay.
324
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,582
♪ Ooh baby, yeah baby,
ooh baby ♪
325
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,877
♪ Yeah baby,
yeah baby, now baby ♪
326
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,255
♪ Ooh yeah, yes yes baby ♪
327
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:15,634
♪ Yeah yeah yeah,
uh-huh baby ♪
328
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:19,554
♪ Aw--aw--aw
aw no, baby ♪
329
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,890
♪ Eww baby,
naw naw ♪
330
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,351
♪ No I'm cool,
it's okay ♪
331
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,020
♪ Watch out for the
bedspread, baby ♪
332
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,271
♪ Look out, now-- ♪
333
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,690
♪ Uh, I'll
tell you what ♪
334
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,274
♪ Uh, how about uhh... ♪
335
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,362
♪ Why don't I
call you next week ♪
336
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,032
And that's my song about
the menstrual cycle, Stan.
337
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,951
Did that clear
things up for you?
338
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,246
So, what you're saying is
this person shouldn't be bummed
339
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,289
because everybody has their
period at a different time?
340
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,917
Is that what I said?
341
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,544
But it's not fair!
342
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,670
It's not fair that
one day you're on top,
343
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,046
you're the coolest
kid in town,
344
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,756
and the next day you're
at the bottom again
345
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,632
because everyone has blood coming out
of their ass but you!
346
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,509
And if I can't men-strate
then, by God,
347
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,344
I'm not gonna sit around and be the only
periodless
8-year-old boy!
348
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,054
I'm gonna do
something about it!
349
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,682
Whoa!
350
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,183
I musta' missed a whole middle part, there!
351
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,603
I can't tell you
how excited Rod Stewart is
352
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,063
about this
millennium concert.
353
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,523
He's gotten
a little older,
354
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,150
but you're gonna see
how much he can still rock.
355
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,609
Oh, I'm excited, too.
356
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,403
I think it will bring
my father's children
357
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,071
back to their faith
and back to mine eyes.
358
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,656
For I am
the lamb of God.
359
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,451
Yeah, and y'know,
Rod is a seasoned veteran
360
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,369
so I'm going to have to
ask for a bit more cash.
361
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,454
But we can talk
about that later.
362
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,122
Here comes Rod now.
363
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,584
Owww...
364
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,378
Hey Rod,
great to see you!
365
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,755
Owww...
366
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,923
Uh, the folks are sure
glad you're playing.
367
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,593
It's really given them
a lot of faith in me again.
368
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,762
I'm sure that together we can
make this millennium party
369
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,055
the best New Year's bash ever!
370
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:44,848
[muttering]
Poopans...
371
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,724
What?
372
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:46,725
Poo pants.
373
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,726
"Poo pants"?
374
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:48,643
Pooped pants.
375
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:49,811
Y-You pooped your pants?
376
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,896
Pooped my pants.
377
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,481
Oh...
378
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,357
Uh-- Nurse, Mr. Stewart has
apparently pooped his pants!
379
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,984
Again?!
380
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,736
Now Mr. Stewart,
381
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,864
what did we say about
trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?
382
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,287
Yes, puberty is a
very wonderful thing, Stan.
383
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,914
It's what links us
all together.
384
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,041
Makes us one.
385
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,334
What happens if there's someone
who never went through puberty?
386
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,668
Never went
through puberty?
387
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,170
Who never went
through puberty?
388
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,546
Nobody...
I mean, uh...
389
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,632
Uh, well... my dad!
390
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,550
Your father never
went through puberty?
391
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,552
No and uh... that's why
he sent me here.
392
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,970
Because he's too
embarrassed to come himself.
393
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,555
Well, I can't say
that I blame him.
394
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,973
So, do you know anything
that can help him?
395
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,892
Well I should think that the
most logical solution would be--
396
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,143
hormones!
397
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,479
Hormones?
398
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,649
Yes, here,
tell your father
399
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,484
to take just one of
these pills every week.
400
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,236
It could be just what he needs.
401
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,280
And be sure to tell him that
his secret is safe with me.
402
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,865
Thanks a lot, Doctor,
you're the best!
403
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,991
My pleasure.
404
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,577
I just love
helping people.
405
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,134
Now, for our
first club activity,
406
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,469
we're supposed to reach
into this little dish
407
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,512
and pull out a word.
408
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,013
We look at the word
409
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,266
and think about what
that word means to us.
410
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,644
Okay, today's word is
"spirituality".
411
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,187
What that means
to me is--
412
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,814
Hey, assholes!
413
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,275
Hey, look, it's
that little boy
414
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,860
who hasn't gotten
his period yet.
415
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,069
Don't you worry
about that!
416
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,070
I've started
taking hormones!
417
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,864
Hormones?
418
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:24,990
Yeah, they make you
have your puberty quicker.
419
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,867
And I'm just
here to tell you
420
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,660
that my puberty is gonna be
bigger than any of you guys!
421
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,912
Dude, I don't think 8-year-olds
are supposed to take hormones.
422
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,706
Yeah, you shouldn't
force your period, Stan.
423
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,708
You should let it come
like the morning dew.
424
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,334
[voice cracking]
So what are we
gonna do for new year's?
425
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,295
Well, we're going with our
families to Las Vegas.
426
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,047
I guess there'll be some younger
kids there...if you want to go.
427
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,634
Argh, I'm gonna go
take some more hormones.
428
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,137
Now, the word is
"spirituality".
429
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,681
I believe that the Goddess in me
is my sprituality because--
430
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,433
Ughnnn...
431
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,851
Quiet, Kenny.
432
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:53,602
The Goddess lives
in all of us--
433
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,395
Ugh-ugnn!
434
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,813
Goddammit Kenny,
shut the hell up!
435
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,690
Ughhhnn!
436
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,234
Whoa, dude!
437
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,155
Mr. and Ms. McCormick?
438
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,740
Yes?
439
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,782
I'm sorry, we couldn't
save your son.
440
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:08,867
Oh my God...
441
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,410
My little Kenny's gone!
442
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,287
I can't believe it!
443
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,663
We just didn't
get to him in time.
444
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,664
There's nothing
we could do.
445
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:15,790
What happened?
446
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,500
What killed him,
Doctor?
447
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,462
Well, we found a tampon
stuck up your child's ass.
448
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,589
Apparently, he'd had it
up there for several days.
449
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,674
It plugged him up
until he finally burst
450
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,093
from the inside out
like a ruptured septic tank.
451
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,553
Oh my God!
452
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,930
My worry is that he
could have been following
453
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,723
some kind of
crazy new fad.
454
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,100
Perhaps the children are all
shoving tampons up their ass
455
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,811
because they've seen the
Backstreet Boys doing it
on TV or something.
456
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,146
[sob]
457
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,898
We must get to
the bottom of this!
458
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,483
If you'll pardon the pun.
459
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,318
But, actually, right now, I've got to
catch plane to Las Vegas
460
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,819
to see the Rod Stewart
Millennium Show.
461
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,613
Rod Stewart's
gonna be in Vegas?
462
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:50,116
Tom, I'm here
live in Las Vegas
463
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,452
where tomorrow night
the New Year's Eve event
464
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,828
is going to happen.
465
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,497
Jesus Christ,
our Lord and savior,
466
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,000
is presenting Rod Stewart,
the undisputed king of pop
467
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,086
right here at
this hotel behind me.
468
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,630
It looks as though Jesus
really has come through.
469
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,840
Everyone is very excited
because rumor has it
470
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,885
that God himself is gonna
show up to the event.
471
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,512
What?
472
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,721
How about you, m'aam, do you
think God is gonna show up?
473
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,056
Of course he is.
474
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,724
This is Jesus
we're talking about!
475
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,017
He wouldn't
let us down.
476
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,813
Oh no!
Are you there, God?
477
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,232
Father, will you
please reconsider
478
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,859
and show up tomorrow?
479
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,404
Hello?
480
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,784
Stanley, wake up, honey...
it's time to leave for Las Vegas!
481
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,291
Whoa, dude!
482
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,960
I've got boobs!
483
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,010
[cheering]
484
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,262
Hey, Las Vegas is a pretty cool
place for us mature people.
485
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,973
Alright, people...
486
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,392
Are we ready to
rock the millennium?
487
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,311
[cheers]
488
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,564
Father in Heaven, please let
tonight's show go well.
489
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,024
Please make them like it.
490
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,275
Hey, here comes Stan.
491
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,776
[deep voice]
Have I missed anything?
492
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,570
Wow, Stan, you've really got
some nice titties, there.
493
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,904
Did you get your
period yet, Stan?
494
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,156
No, I didn't, but--
495
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,782
Don't worry, you'll get someday.
496
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,492
C'mon, Kyle, let's go see
what kind of tampons they have
497
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,703
here in Las Vegas.
498
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:17,746
Well, I'll tell you
one thing...
499
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,330
I sure as heck am excited!
500
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,166
We've got about 4 hours
to the new year,
501
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,210
so it think it's time
to start it up!
502
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,337
Ladies and Gentlemen,
here he is, as promised
503
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:30,133
Mr. Rod
"Do You Think I'm Sexy"
Stewart!
504
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,136
[music kicking]
505
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,603
♪ Owwww... ♪
506
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,983
♪ Owwww... ♪
507
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,032
♪ Owww, ohhh, owwww ♪
508
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,162
Whoa, man!
509
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,124
Oops, I pooped 'em.
510
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,752
This sucks balls!
511
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,003
Yeah!
- [all] Yeah!
512
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,547
Alright, enough of this,
bring out God!
513
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,340
Yeah!
514
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,716
Oh no!
515
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:12,592
[all]
We want God!
516
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:13,676
We want God!
517
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,178
We want God!
518
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,180
Please Father,
do something!
519
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,765
We want God!
520
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,810
Uh, folks, I'm afraid
God can't make it tonight.
521
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,062
We came all the way
to Las Vegas for this?
522
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,897
This is the worst
New Year's ever!
523
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,273
Thanks a lot, Jesus!
524
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,025
Let's get him!
525
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,988
Well, Tom, I'm here live
in Las Vegas
526
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,367
at what is quickly becoming
known as the gayest party ever.
527
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,203
Everyone is so outraged that
they are building a large cross
528
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,872
in which to, once again,
crucify our Lord and savior,
529
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,249
Jesus Christ.
530
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,043
Jesus, why does
God hate me?
531
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,379
Huh? He doesn't hate you, he hates me!
532
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,839
He's gonna let me
be crucified again.
533
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,048
He hates me more.
534
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,591
He doesn't
answer my prayers.
535
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,510
I prayed to him every day
and he never answered me.
536
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,679
But just because God
doesn't answer your prayers
537
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,264
doesn't mean he
doesn't care about you.
538
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,141
Well, then, why didn't
he give me what I wanted?
539
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,101
God can't just
answer every prayer
540
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,519
and suddenly give you
everything you want.
541
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,479
That takes all the
living out of life.
542
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,814
What do you mean?
543
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,607
If God answered
all our prayers,
544
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,651
there'd be nothing left
for us to do ourselves.
545
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,821
Life is about problems,
and overcoming those problems.
546
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,157
And growing and learning
from obstacles.
547
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,950
If God just fixed
everything for us,
548
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,370
then there'd be
no point in our existence.
549
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,956
That's why he wouldn't
show up to my new year's party.
550
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:25,999
I just wanted
my period.
551
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,333
I get it now, Father!
552
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,543
I had to learn
all this on my own.
553
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,587
I was overcome with
my new popularity
554
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,214
and I let pride get in the way
of good judgment.
555
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,844
Whoa, what is that?
556
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,722
It's Dad.
557
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,599
God is going to
show himself?
558
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,892
Look, I can see him!
559
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,604
Father, you came!
560
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:51,274
Now, look upon me,
my children, and know me.
561
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:56,029
Be ye not afraid,
blessed art thou, my children.
562
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,448
That's God?
563
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,992
Yea, 'tis my father
the creator.
564
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,703
He is the alpha, the omega,
the beginning and the end.
565
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,622
Well yeah,
but... that?!
566
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,917
What did you expect me
to look like, my son?
567
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,669
Well not like that!
568
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,464
Since it is the end
of the first 2,000 years
569
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:18,218
I will allow you, my children,
to ask me one question.
570
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,720
One question?
571
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:21,930
Only one?
572
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,264
What should
we ask him?
573
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,432
We have to
think carefully!
574
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,100
We can ask him
anything we want
575
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,560
like, "what's the
meaning of life?"
576
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,229
Oo, "why are we here?"
577
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,606
I have it,
I have the question!
578
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,900
Now you have to answer me
once and for all...
579
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,487
How come I haven't
gotten my period yet?
580
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,531
My child, you are a boy.
581
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,326
Boys do not get periods,
that's only for girls.
582
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,787
Your friends were bleeding
a little bit out of their asses
583
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,872
because of an
acute colon infection
584
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,333
and your friend Kyle
simply lied about it.
585
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,834
How'd he know that!?
586
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,003
You will hit puberty
when the time is right.
587
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,839
But you will never have a
period, because you are a man.
588
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,174
With titties.
589
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,592
Thus, spaketh the Lord.
590
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,678
And now, I return to Heaven.
591
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,224
Hey, wait!
592
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,684
That doesn't count as our
question, does it?
593
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,477
I'll answer another on
New Year's Eve
594
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,479
in the year 4000.
595
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,440
Did you hear that,
everybody?
596
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,608
I'm not even supposed
to have my period
597
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,735
that's why God wasn't
answering me before!
598
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,156
Boy, I'm sure glad
everything worked out okay!
599
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,702
I guess now, we can all
celebrate the new year, huh?
600
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,371
♪ Should auld acquaintance
be forgot ♪
601
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:31,332
♪ And never
brought to mind ♪
602
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,043
♪ Should auld acquaintance
be forgot ♪
603
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,255
♪ And auld lang syne ♪
604
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,174
♪ For auld lang syne
my dear ♪
605
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,884
♪ For auld lang syne ♪
606
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,261
Let's get him!
607
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:45,096
[all]
Yeah!
608
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,431
Ahhhhhh!!
609
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,474
[crashing]
610
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,560
[yelling]
611
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,062
[glass breaking]
612
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,692
[screaming and yelling]