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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [Mumbling] ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Okay, is everyone
ready to go?
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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I've always wanted to see
"Cirque du Cheville".
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Me too, we were lucky
to get tickets.
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Come on boys,
we're gonna be late!
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Oh, don't they
look precious!
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Why do we have to
dress up?
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Isn't this just a circus with elephants and lions
and stupid clowns?
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No Stanley, Cirque du Cheville
is French-Canadian.
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They get acrobats and singers
from all over the world
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and do very
artistic things.
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Ahh...!
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Why the hell do you wanna
take these boys
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to see that "fufu"
French theater crap?!
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You're gonna turn them
into "poofters."
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Dad, Stanley needs
to see the arts.
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Well, he, doesn't need
to see a bunch of frogs
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prance around in
tights and makeup
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wrapping their peckers
around each other's faces!
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Come on everybody,
let's go.
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Close your eyes and
cover your ears, Billy!
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Remember, you're a man!
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Oh, this is so exciting.
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Oh, look at the
funny clown, Stanley.
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Where?
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Oh, no.
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[horn honking]
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[laughter]
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Ah, very funny,
thank you, goodbye.
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[honk]
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No thank you.
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Go away, please.
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He doesn't want your dumb-ass
umbrella, clown, beat it!
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[whap]
Ow!
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[honk]
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[laughter]
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You didn't know
that was gonna happen,
did you, Stanley?
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Oh God,
that was so funny.
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Oh man, somebody stop
my guts from bursting
out of my sides.
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[announcer with French accent]
Ladies and gentlemen,
please no smoking
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and no flash photography
during Cirque du Cheville.
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Cirque du Che-blehh.
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[ethereal music]
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[french singing
in falsetto]
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Ooh-ho, we've reached
fagtrack and Bob, Captain.
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Eric, shh!
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How long does
this thing last?
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Two hours.
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Awww!
Awww!
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[operatic singing]
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Ooh, these are the contorting
quintuplets from Romania.
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Woo hoo!
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What, what-another
gay guy in feathers?
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Wow!
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Damn, dude!
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[cheers & applause]
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Oh, yay!
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Oh, that was
wonderful.
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Yes, too bad that
was their last show
or I'd go see it again.
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Those contorting
Romanian chicks ruled.
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Yeah, especially that
second one from the left,
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she was fine.
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Cartman, what the hell
you're talking about?
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They're identical!
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Not that second
one from the left,
she had it going on!
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Don't forget to buy
your souvenirs, folks.
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[clamoring]
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Damn, dude, you see
how much money this place
is raking in?
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Yeah, I could prance around
in tights and sing opera too
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for that kind of cash.
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Hey, we should start our own
Cirque du Cheville.
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Yeah, this one's
moving out of town,
so we could take over.
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Let's go practice.
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Hurry up, girls.
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We must bundle up
against the cold.
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Did we do good
final show, Grandmama?
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Very good, my girls.
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I only wish it weren't
your last show.
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I love this country
so very much.
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Mrs. Vladchik,
it is time.
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It is time
to return to Romania.
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Just give me one second
to finish getting them ready.
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This way, girls, quickly.
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Why are we going out
the window, Grandmama?
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Your mother did not want you
to grow up in Romania.
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This is our only chance.
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[joking in Romanian]
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[laughing]
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Mrs. Vladchik?
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[Romanian]
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They're trying to defect!
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[Romanian]
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We need a boat.
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Where to, mack?
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Follow that boat.
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[ethereal music]
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[muffled singing]
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Ow!
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Heh-heh, heh-he...
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Ahhh!
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Dude, this isn't working.
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It's Kenny's singing.
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Huh?
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Yeah, Kenny,
you have to sing better.
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I'm singing
as good as I can!
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Well, it's not
good enough, Kenny.
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You have to get better,
try again!
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Aha, I knew it.
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They turned you
into poofters.
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There's nowhere to go,
Mrs. Vladchik, pull over!
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Okay, girls,
[Romanian]
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[screaming in Romanian]
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Did we do good,
Grandmama?
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Very good, Gracas.
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I'm tired, Grandpa.
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No, Billy, you're gonna
stay here and watch more
"Macgyver."
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We're gotta get
all the Frenchy-fu
fag nasties outta ya.
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[doorbell rings]
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Who the hell would be
ringing the doorbell
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this time of night?
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I don't know...
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Whoa!
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We are very sorry
to disturb you.
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My granddaughters
are cold and tired.
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Is there any possibility
we could pay you for
a place to sleep?
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You're from
Cirque du Cheville.
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Yes, we...
missed our train.
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If we could shelter here,
it would only be for one night.
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Well...
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Well, of course you can,
come in out of the snow.
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Oh, thank you
so much!
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There's some spare
bedrooms upstairs, Mrs...
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Vladchik.
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That grandma's not
a bad piece of ass.
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Eww, Dad, not
in front of Stanley.
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Well, it's good for him.
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[humming]
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Hello and welcome to
"Singing Like Bocelli
For Dummies".
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Lesson one:
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[operatic singing]
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[mimics]
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Lesson two:
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[singing]
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[repeats]
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Good.
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And now we'll do
the entire piece
Conte Partiro.
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[mumbling]
Conte Partiro?
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[majestic music]
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[garbled singing]
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[singing continues]
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Got everything
you need there, do you?
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Yes, you've all been so kind
to my little granddaughters.
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They're quite agile
little things, aren't they?
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Yes, as I was
back in my day.
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I was a
contortionist too.
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You don't say?
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Yes.
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You... remember any of
that stuff, do ya?
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[singing continues]
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Oh... man.
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Ohhh...
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[huffing & puffing]
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And now lesson four,
the complete works
of Mozart.
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Let's begin.
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Gah!
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What should we do,
Randy?
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I like these
Romanians, fine,
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but I hope that
old woman isn't planning
on staying here much longer.
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Yeah, it's 11:00 and
she's still sleeping.
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Poor, dear,
must be tired.
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You're damn right
she's tired.
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Huh?
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Oh nothin', she's just gonna
have a little trouble
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walkin' today is all.
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Hurry up, you guys.
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What's going on?
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Dude, you're not
gonna believe this.
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What?
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Hello.
- Hello.
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Hi.
- Hello.
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No way, the bitches from
Cirque du Che-blah!
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Yeah, they're quintuplets
from Romania.
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What's a quintuplet?
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We are twins, except there are
five of us instead of two.
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But, there's only
four of you.
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No no, Natalia is just
playing mirror buddies
with Nadia.
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Hello!
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So, if you're identical,
does that mean you all
think alike?
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[all]
No, don't be ridiculous!
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Will you guys be
in our Cirque du Cheville?
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You have your own?
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Kenny has to get
better at singing first.
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Hey!
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But, as soon as he
starts singing better,
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we're all gonna
make bank!
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Okay.
- Sounds good.
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Count me in.
- Okay.
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Oh, and me.
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Alright!
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Alright, we've gotta
figure out what to do.
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I'm gonna go
wake her up.
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Hello, Mrs...
Mrs. Old Romanian Woman...
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Ma'am?
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[flies buzzing]
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A little tuckered, is she?
[snickers]
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No, Dad.
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A little cottony
in the crotch?
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No Dad, she's dead!
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What?
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Oh, dear Jesus!
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It looks like she
had a heart attack.
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No wonder she didn't
say goodnight.
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Eww!
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Okay, hold it,
hold it.
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Ow!
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I don't know how to tell
them, you tell them.
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Uh, girls,
we have some bad news.
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What?
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Umm... Everyone who has
a grandma, step forward.
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Uh, not so fast girls.
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[gasps]
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[crying]
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Randy!
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Grandmama is dead?
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What are we
going to do now?
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Hey guys, come here.
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This is
totally awesome.
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What?
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How can
you say that?
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Because now we can
convince them to stay here
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and now our circus
will kick ass.
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Oh yeah!
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Mom, Dad, can the
quints stay with us,
please, can they?
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Well, Stanley,
it's not really--
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They have nowhere
else to go, please!
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Well, for the time being,
I, I mean...
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Of course
they can stay.
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Hooray!
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Tom, I'm standing
at the home in South Park
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where five precious little girls
have been rescued from Romania.
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Their mother passed away
some months ago
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and then their grandmother died
trying to bring them here.
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But all is well now
and people are coming
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from all over the country
to view the little tykes.
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00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,034
If you'd like to come down
and see the quintuplets
260
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,952
admission is only
five dollars.
261
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,121
And for a few dollars more,
you can feed them fish sticks.
262
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,581
Mmm!
263
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,291
Tom, it looks like
these cute little girls
264
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,628
have made it out of that
armpit of a country
they call Romania.
265
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:14,216
[reporter continuing]
Yes, luckily for them,
these quintuplets no longer
266
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,177
have to live in Romania,
the asshole of the world.
267
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,011
Back to you, Tom.
268
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,471
This is not good.
269
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,556
It makes our country
look poor and stupid.
270
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,225
This could kill
our tourism.
271
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,103
You know what to do.
272
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:30,107
Alright, Kenny, let's start
with some warm-up exercises.
273
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,361
[mumbling scales]
274
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,572
Well, what do you think?
275
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,907
Can you help him
become a better singer?
276
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,534
Well, he's got potential.
277
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,327
Depends on how good
he wants to be.
278
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,912
Very, very good!
279
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,789
Well, if you want
to be a real singer
280
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,749
you need to go to
a conservatory in Europe,
281
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000
there's just
no other alternative.
282
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,001
Europe?
283
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,878
We can't
afford that.
284
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,422
Well, then I'm afraid
your son will always
be a hack.
285
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,881
Nnn...
286
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,092
Well, Kenny, if it
means that much to you,
287
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,970
maybe we can bus it to Europe
and you can sing on the way
to make money.
288
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,680
Yeah!
289
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,057
Randy, Randy, you better
have a look at this.
290
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,476
What?
291
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,103
[news anchor]
...Until the U.S. government
received this video
292
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,522
which was sent from Romania
just hours ago.
293
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,607
Hello, this is
Romanian father.
294
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,652
I am desperate to have
my girls returned to me
in Romania.
295
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,653
Uh-oh.
296
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,071
That's your dad?
297
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,573
Maybe.
298
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,199
We haven't seen papa
for more than five years.
299
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,409
How I miss them all--
300
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,035
little Nada--
301
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,078
Nadia!
302
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,455
Nadia,
my sweet Barsca.
303
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,206
Bartonia!
304
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,584
Bartonia-anyway, my heart
is aching for their return.
305
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,420
I know the American government
will do us right, thank you.
306
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:37,132
Oh no, dude, if he they get
sent back to Romania,
307
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,592
we'll never get our
Cirque du Cheville going!
308
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,677
Mom, Dad, you're not gonna
send them back, are you?
309
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,346
Well, I think
we... have to.
310
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,556
Don't we?
311
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,266
I don't know.
312
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,642
You don't wanna go back
to stinky Romania, do you?
313
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,894
It sucks there!
314
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,520
Yeah, America
is so much cooler.
315
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,397
In Romania they just oppress
you and try to bring you down.
316
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,858
We'll have to call the police
and see what they want us to do.
317
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,818
Damn, we might be
screwed.
318
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,987
No, we've just gotta
convince these chicks
that America kicks the ass
319
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113
out of every
other country.
320
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:00,947
Come on!
321
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,453
[singing]
322
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,920
You see in America,
we have log rides...
323
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,464
[still singing]
324
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,843
Bacon double cheeseburgers!
325
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,140
[more singing]
326
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,267
Sheep shearing contests.
327
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,936
Yeah, woo hoo!
328
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,192
And shopping malls!
329
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,819
Yay!
330
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,989
Woo hoo!
331
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,951
Mrs. Janet Reno,
332
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,495
you must understand the father
has right to his children.
333
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997
Yes, but the girls seem
to wanna stay here.
334
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,124
Why don't you all
stay here in America
335
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,501
and this whole thing
can go away?
336
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,460
Okay.
337
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,337
Our home is Romania.
338
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,463
We love it there!
339
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,507
Ah, yes,
we love it there.
340
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,884
If daughters will not
return on their own
341
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,845
you must force them
to return.
342
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,138
Gentlemen, this has to be
handled very delicately.
343
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,349
You don't understand
Americans' power to protest.
344
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,017
Protest?
345
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,352
Look, people have it
so good in America
346
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,062
that they get bored
very easily.
347
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,398
And when people get bored
they start protesting things.
348
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,149
Ohh!
349
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,568
But I want to assure you
and the Romanian people
350
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,361
that we're going to do
everything in our power
351
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,282
to make this all
as confusing as possible.
352
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,077
[chanting]
Let the quints stay!
353
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,370
Romania is gay!
354
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,788
Let the
quints stay!
355
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,415
Romania is gay!
356
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,001
Fur is murder,
fur is murder!
357
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,753
Oh, what are we
protesting here?
358
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,005
Romania sucks.
359
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,965
Oh, let's see...
360
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,466
Here we go.
361
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,344
Romania sucks,
Romania sucks...!
362
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,054
Oh my god...
363
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,764
I didn't know this was going
to become such a big deal.
364
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,850
That'll teach us for taking an
old lady and her granddaughters
365
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:52,976
out of the cold.
366
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,228
Attention people
inside the house:
367
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,606
you must return the quintuplets
to their father.
368
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,858
You have until...
369
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,860
Oh yeah, that's good.
370
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,112
You have until
Easter Sunday to comply.
371
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,322
Boo.
372
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,948
[crowd]
boo!
373
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,116
What?
374
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,202
Get em!
375
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,245
Okay,
let's try it again.
376
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,455
Hup!
377
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,331
Alright!
378
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,582
Stan, we--
379
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,626
Stanley, we have
some bad news.
380
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,419
The courts have decided the
girls must go back to Romania.
381
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,338
No, they can't!
382
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,589
We've convinced them that
they want to stay in America.
383
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,174
Yeah, we showed them
amusement parks and malls.
384
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,383
How can you expect them
to go back now?
385
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,093
I'm sorry, boys,
386
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,887
but Janet Reno is having them
taken away on Easter Sunday.
387
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,347
We don't have a choice.
388
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,514
Sorry, girls.
389
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,224
Now what do we do?
390
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,397
Tom, it is now
Easter morning
391
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,316
and as the U.S. government
promised,
392
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,486
they are here to take the girls
back to their father in Romania.
393
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:50,283
Rumor has it that Janet Reno
herself will be extraditing
the quintuplets.
394
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,701
Alright, Miss Reno,
let's go over the plan.
395
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,370
Right!
396
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,038
We'll drop you in the northwest
corner of the backyard.
397
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,207
You hop into the back of the
house and find the quintuplets.
398
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,375
When you see them,
you say:
399
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,336
hello, girls,
I'm the Easter Bunny.
400
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,005
Good, and then hand them the
Easter eggs filled with tear gas.
401
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,590
Are you ready?
- Ready.
402
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,676
Go blue!
- Go blue!
403
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,013
[operatic singing]
404
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,730
Yes, we would like very much
to have you here at the
Romanian Music School.
405
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:21,815
Woo hoo!
406
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,441
How much is all this
gonna cost?
407
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,902
Don't worry, Miss McCormack,
Romania is very poor country.
408
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,862
Apartments are cheap,
food is cheap.
409
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,323
Everything is cheap
because we are so
goddamn poor.
410
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,410
Yes, your 200 American dollars
will last months here.
411
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,120
Wow, what a great country.
412
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,663
Everybody's poor like us.
413
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,914
Yeah!
414
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,128
Hello, girls,
I'm the Easter Bunny.
415
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,090
Happy Easter, kids.
416
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,592
Come see what
I brought for ya.
417
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,055
[T.V.]
Hey, Terence,
I think I have to fart.
418
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,515
Wait, before you do...
419
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,183
Oh, look,
an Easter egg!
420
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,018
Oh, sh--
421
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,352
[poof]
422
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,938
That's it,
let's move move move!
423
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,690
Give us the kid now!
424
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,275
Now!
425
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,901
Down on the floor,
down on the goddamn floor!
426
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,278
Find them!
427
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,489
This is a bust,
hand over the quints!
428
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,034
Hand over the children--
Happy Easter--
429
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,368
hand over the children!
430
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,911
What the hell's
goin' on?
431
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,371
Freeze, asshole.
432
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,998
Oh, go ahead and shoot me,
I dare ya!
433
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291
Don't push me, man.
434
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,333
Pull the trigger,
you little pussy.
435
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,127
Dahhh!
436
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,253
Gun, gun!
437
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,505
Down, down!
438
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,673
Riot, riot!
439
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,717
Pepper spray,
pepper spray!
440
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,471
[explosion]
441
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,350
[girls struggling]
442
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,231
Dammit, now I'm never gonna
have my own circus.
443
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,485
[Kenny performing]
444
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,577
Oh, your son is so
talented Miss McCormack.
445
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,370
The people of Romania
love him.
446
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,872
Good job, Kenny.
447
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,124
Miss McCormack, we would love
for you and your son
448
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,418
to stay here in Romania...
with us.
449
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,003
Will you consider it?
450
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,671
What do you think, Kenny?
451
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,632
You'd have to leave your
friends and family behind.
452
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,633
Sure!
453
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,967
Alright!
454
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,929
Oh, Randy, it's gone.
455
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,180
It's all gone.
456
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,306
Dude, what the
hell happened?
457
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,891
Government came
and got the quintuplets.
458
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,559
No more Cirque
du Cheville for us.
459
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,186
Dammit, how come every time
we get a sweet idea
460
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,521
the government has to
screw it up?
461
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,772
Yeah, well not this time.
462
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,482
Huh?
463
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,399
We just gotta get that
angry mob back on our side.
464
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,235
Alright, everybody,
listen up!
465
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,570
Those bastards broke in here
and took those poor quintuplets
466
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,988
to the mayor's office
downtown.
467
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,448
But they haven't won yet.
468
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,825
I say we all go over
to the mayor's office
469
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,827
and demand to see
the quintuplets right now!
470
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,872
Hmm... Yeah...
471
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583
I don't know, I usually
like to stop protesting
by 5:30.
472
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,585
Yeah, do we get
overtime for this?
473
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,337
Uh sure,
you all get overtime.
474
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,630
Alright!
- Yeah!
475
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,216
Down with japan!
- Get 'em!
476
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,347
Alright, we just need to get
a few more pictures of the girls
reunited with their father
477
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,765
so that everyone
knows they're happy.
478
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,017
Come on girls, smile.
479
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,853
We want you
to look happy, smile.
480
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,396
Look at the silly frog.
481
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,731
Who's got the silly frog,
look at him, I've got--
482
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,068
look at him,
it's so silly, I'm so silly.
483
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,906
Ah, hello, this is Kenny's dad
back in America.
484
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,533
I miss my son
very much.
485
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,285
I would like to see him
returned to me
486
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,829
so that the U.S. government
will buy me a new car and--
487
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,164
ow!
488
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,416
I mean, because I miss
my son very much.
489
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,459
Man.
490
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,296
Hey, we wanna
see the quintuplets.
491
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714
You can't see them, boys.
492
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,174
They're happily reunited
with their father.
493
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,300
[whistles]
494
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,260
Come on, angry mob.
495
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,763
Ahhh!
496
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,057
Alright, it is time for us
to return to Romania.
497
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,642
What is that?
498
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,977
It's the protestors,
they're back.
499
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,312
Goddammit.
500
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,521
We'll take care
of them, come on!
501
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,397
Let's move, move!
502
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,648
C'mon, c'mon!
503
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,693
This is government
property.
504
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,654
You ruined my house!
505
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,033
What are you
doing, Nadia?
506
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,911
I'm calling the only person
in the world who can help us.
507
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,707
[yelling]
508
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,417
Take that.
509
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,419
Stop it, stop it,
stop it!
510
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,380
All of you are
acting like idiots.
511
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,340
Yeah!
512
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,008
None of you
care about us.
513
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,468
You only care about
yourselves.
514
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,761
Look at you, Father.
515
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,429
You walked out on us
five years ago
516
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,640
and now you act like
you miss us so much.
517
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,350
You are a liar
and a fake.
518
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,935
Yeah, you suck, dude.
519
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,312
And you Romanian leaders--
you don't care about us!
520
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,315
All you care about is making
America look stupid.
521
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,317
Yeah, you guys
are dicks.
522
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,569
And you protestors-- don't you
have anything better to do?
523
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,238
Get a life!
524
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,530
Yeah!
525
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,615
And you boys
are the worst of all.
526
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,033
- Huh?
- Huh?
527
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,701
You know nothing
about Romania
528
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,579
and yet you assume
America is so much better.
529
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,832
Maybe Romania isn't as nice
as America, but it is our home.
530
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,417
We are Romanian.
531
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,088
All you care about
is your own stupid circus.
532
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:57,715
Where you going, girls?
533
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,217
The only
place we can go.
534
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,010
We are going on Oprah
and then a book tour.
535
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,555
Yes, you can all kiss our
little white Romanian asses.
536
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,894
Oh well, doing our own circus
was a dumb idea anyways.
537
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,604
Yeah, screw them!
538
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,064
Kenny was never gonna
get his singing right anyway.
539
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,816
Whatever happened
to Kenny?
540
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:19,237
[chanting]
Let Kenny stay,
let Kenny stay...!
541
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,864
Alright people, the father
wants his son returned to him.
542
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,157
Hand him over to us.
543
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,450
[all]
Boo!
544
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,077
Shut up, Romanians.
545
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,370
Alright, let's go.
546
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,122
Move move move!
547
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,584
Hand over the boy, now!
548
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,752
Okay, okay.
549
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,213
I mean it, lady,
you've got about--
550
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,589
whoops.