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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself
a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [muffled] ♪
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♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet
some friends of mine ♪
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[bell ringing]
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Alright, children,
as I'm sure you all remember,
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today we're gonna continue
our biology lesson
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by dissecting an organism.
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[all]
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Now, what we are
going to dissect today
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is the West Indian manatee.
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Manatees are mammals
that live in the oceans
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and are often called
"the gentle clowns of the sea."
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Uh, Miss Choksondick,
aren't manatees endangered?
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They sure are, Wendy,
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and that's why we must learn
what's inside them.
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Now, we don't have quite enough
manatees to go around,
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so I think we're gonna have
to split up into groups of four.
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Hey,
ours is still alive!
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Oh, hold on.
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[grunts]
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Now, children,
our first incision
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will be along the abdomen.
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I can't do it, dude.
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Oh, don't be
such a baby.
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You do it, Kenny.
- Mm-mm.
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Come on, Kenny.
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I'll give you five bucks
to do it.
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[muffled]
Five bucks!
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Too bad Cartman's
missing this.
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He must be really sick.
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Say, Terrance,
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this body appears to have
been moved since the murder.
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Look at the forensic evidence
around the torso.
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I don't see anything.
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Look closer.
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Closer.
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[straining]
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I still don't see
anything, Phillip.
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Wait, wait.
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I know what's
gonna happen, Mom.
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You want to know
what's gonna happen?
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Keep looking, Terrance.
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The forensic evidence
is right around here.
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[straining]
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[farts]
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[laughing]
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[farts]
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[laughing]
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Whoa, that totally
surprised me!
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I can't believe how this show
manages to stay fresh.
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Huh, Mom?
- Yes, sweetie.
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Mom, can you go make me
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a toaster-pastry-
chocolate-mix-butter bar?
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Oh, honey, why don't you
go make it yourself?
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Mommy's expecting
some company.
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God, I have to do
everything around here.
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♪ You'll never find... ♪
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[humming]
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♪ No matter how you search ♪
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♪ Someone who loves you tender ♪
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♪ Like I do ♪
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[humming]
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♪ I'm not braggin'
on myself, baby ♪
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♪ But the- ♪
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What the hell's
going on?
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Uh, sweetie,
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your friends wanted
to have a talk with you.
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Eric, your friends
and your family
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are all concerned
about your weight, m'kay?
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What?
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We believe that you
might have a problem.
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You're God damn right
I have a problem.
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Terrance & Phillip is on,
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and I don't have anywhere
to sit!
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Now, what the hell
is this?
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It's called
intervention, Eric.
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Your friends and I
have all chipped in,
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and we're going to
send you up
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to a weight-management
retreat.
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Fat camp?
- Yes, fat camp.
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Alright, I don't know
who the hell
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put you all up to this,
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but I am sure as hell not going
to any gay-ass fat camp!
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Now, Eric,
all these people came here
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and paid to send you to camp
because they care about you.
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Yeah, except for me.
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I just wanted
to see the look on your face
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when they told you.
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Mom, tell them!
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Tell them I'm not fat;
I'm just big-boned!
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Tell them all the stories about
how everyone in your family
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was big as a child
but then grew into their bodies.
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Oh, sweetie,
those were all lies.
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You're just fat.
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And now we will be removing
the spleen.
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Notice how the manatee's
spleen is designed for--
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Ah, Miss Choksondick,
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can we have a quick word
with you?
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Alright.
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Continue with the removal
of the spleen, children.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, dude,
check this out.
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That's so gross.
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Hey, Kenny, how much
for you to eat this?
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[muffled]
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I'll give you 10 bucks
to eat it.
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I'll throw in five.
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And so, apparently,
there's been a little mix-up.
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The manatees
were meant to go
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to the Denver shelter
aquarium,
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and the frogs
were meant to come here.
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Oh, dear.
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I'll throw in a dollar!
- I've got three.
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Come on, dude.
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All you gotta do
is eat it really fast.
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41 bucks.
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[children groaning]
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Ew-hoo-hoo!
He did it!
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Alright, children, now,
let's get back in our seats.
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Uh, we are now going to put
the manatees back together.
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And it has basketball courts
and tennis courts,
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and you can call mommy
anytime you want.
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Oh, sweetie-kins,
don't be mad.
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I'm sure you're
going to have a good time.
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And when you come back,
you'll be all healthy and thin.
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Howdy, there!
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I'm one of
the weight counselors here.
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This must be
Eric Cartman.
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Yes, I'm afraid
he's a little moody.
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Oh, we'll change that.
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Hello, camper.
My name is Rick.
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How are you doing?
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Well, I'm pissed off, Rick.
How are you?
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I'm doing great!
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Why don't you come on out,
and we'll get you oriented?
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I'll take care of him
from here, ma'am.
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Oh.
Well, good-bye, sweetie.
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Don't touch me.
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Eric, this is the beginning
of a whole new life for you!
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Have you got any candy?
- No.
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My mom says I ain't
to eat no candy here.
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I'm supposed
to lose weight.
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Alright!
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Everybody's here, and that means
we can get down to business.
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Over the next few weeks,
we're gonna learn
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that losing weight is fun!
Right, gang?
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Right.
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Wait a second.
Do you kids hear something?
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Why, I could've swore that--
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Rrrawr!
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Oh, no, kids!
It's glutinous fat!
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I'm gonna take over your body
and make you slow.
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Oh.
What are we going to do?
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Wait, I know.
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I can knock it out with...
exercise!
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And...proper diet!
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Oh, no!
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Exercise and proper diet
have killed me.
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I guess we took care
of that bad old fat,
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didn't we, kids?
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Yeah!
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Well, hold on a second,
because that glutinous fat
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was really our good friend
Susan,
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who's another
weight counselor!
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Heh, it was a lady
in a costume.
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Would somebody put this retard
out of his misery?
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What's the matter?
- Kenny's not feeling so good.
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That manatee spleen
made him sick.
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Uh-oh, I guess we shouldn't
have made him eat it.
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[vomiting]
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All: Ew!
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Well, at least you
got it out of your system.
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Oh, dude, you can still
kind of see the spleen!
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How much, Kenny?
- [muffled] What?
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I'll give you five bucks
to eat your puke.
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I'm in for five.
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Oh, you guys.
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I got three.
- Six.
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Uh, here,
you can scoop it up
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in my R. Kelly thermos.
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That's 19 bucks,
Kenny.
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[all groaning]
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Kick ass, dude!
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You know, dude, there might be
something to this.
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Yeah, people are willing
to pay big money
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to see Kenny
do this stuff.
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Doing great, kids.
Come on!
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[all panting and coughing]
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This...is...
bullcrap!
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Well, I sure enjoyed
my carrots and protein bar.
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How about you, gang?
- I'm starving.
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This is it.
I'm going to die here.
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I hope you all left room
for dessert.
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Soybean pudding
for everybody!
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Are you gonna eat
your soybean pudding?
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Take it!
I can't eat this crap!
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Me neither. I have to have
sugar, or I'm gonna die.
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Yeah, well,
when I was in prison,
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we used to sneak stuff in
by hiding it up our ass.
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I've got some fudge
hidden up my ass.
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You want some?
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Yeah, I'm not falling
for that one again.
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Alright, Clyde Frog,
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we just gotta clear
the counselor building,
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and we're free.
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[panting]
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We did it, Clyde Frog!
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Now the only question is,
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do we go home
to our traitor mom and friends,
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or do we start a new life
on the run?
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An ice-cream truck!
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Hey, wait!
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Boy, am I glad
to see you.
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Can I interest you
in some ice cream?
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You're damn right
you can!
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Two roller pops, please.
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Alrighty, do you want
this kind or this kind?
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Huh? Oh!
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They tricked us
again, huh?
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Oh, God damn it!
Let me out of here!
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Hang on, we'll be back at camp
in a matter of no time.
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They always get us.
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Sometimes it's
an ice-cream truck,
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sometimes it's
a taco stand,
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but they always
fool us.
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I can't help it.
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I'd give anything,
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any amount of money
for some candy.
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Hey, kids!
Looks like we had
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some attempted escapees
again tonight.
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Escape-a-roo!
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Now, campers,
I know that camp is tough,
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but you have to believe
that you can do it,
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and you have to know that
until you drop the weight,
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you can't leave!
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There is no escape.
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So let's just all
put on our "try hard" helmets
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and accept
that the only way out of camp
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is to lose the weight!
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Ah, damn it.
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[indistinct conversations]
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Thanks for coming,
everybody.
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What's all this about,
Mrs. Cartman?
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Is Eric having trouble
at his weight-management camp?
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We knew
he wouldn't make it.
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00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,301
Oh, no,
quite the contrary.
257
00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,762
Eric showed up
and surprised me last night.
258
00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,472
Ladies and gentlemen,
259
00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,600
I would like to present to you
the new Eric Cartman.
260
00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,894
Hey, dudes!
261
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,604
Whoa!
- I don't believe it.
262
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,980
Believe it.
263
00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,066
He lost 40 pounds
at his fat camp.
264
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,443
Eric,
that's fantastic, m'kay!
265
00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,862
Congratulations.
How do you feel?
266
00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,322
I feel awesome.
267
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,366
What the hell did they do
with all the fat?
268
00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,618
There must've been enough
to last an Eskimo family months.
269
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,161
You know, Kyle, there was
a time when your fat jokes
270
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,579
would have gotten to me,
271
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,331
but now I'm totally slim
and totally happy.
272
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,791
In fact, I'd say
I'm a little bit trimmer
273
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,543
than you, fat boy.
274
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,127
Just kidding, Kyle.
275
00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,797
I made some healthy
tofu pudding to celebrate.
276
00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,881
Who wants some?
277
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,716
Me, me, me, me!
278
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,552
Dude, I don't know
if I'm gonna like
279
00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,011
the new Eric Cartman.
280
00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,137
Did you like the old one?
- Good point.
281
00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,306
And now back
to Jesus and Pals
282
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,350
on South Park public access.
283
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,810
Back to our
courageous story
284
00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,478
of a little boy's triumph
over obesity.
285
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,397
Eric, yea, you found
286
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,524
that the spirit of the Lord
inside you gave you strength.
287
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,859
No, actually I found a diet
that totally works.
288
00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,695
A little boy
who overcame the odds.
289
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,196
Let's hear it
for Eric Cartman!
290
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,574
[applause]
291
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,117
Well, our second guest
tonight
292
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,743
is a young man
named Kenny McCormick,
293
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:37,744
who is going to eat
dog crap.
294
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,163
Kenny?
295
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:44,126
[dramatic music plays]
296
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,210
[splurt]
297
00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,005
[all groaning]
298
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:56,054
♪♪
299
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,224
[all groan]
300
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,267
Yes!
301
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,394
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
302
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,521
Damn it, all I got
was a little golf clap.
303
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,814
Thanks for coming
on the show, Kenny.
304
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,024
[muffled]
Sure.
305
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,191
Do it again!
Do it again!
306
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:09,318
Hey, kid,
I'll give you 20 bucks
307
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,902
to eat a really old
piece of bacon.
308
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:12,195
This is ridiculous!
309
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,780
So, Kenny,
310
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,074
how did you discover
that you had this...talent?
311
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,409
We thought of it, Jesus.
312
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,869
I mean, Kenny's the one
that does it all,
313
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,287
but we were the masterminds
of the whole thing.
314
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,872
I can't say I approve
of this, my children.
315
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,915
Huh? Why not?
316
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,876
Because Kenny
is only doing things
317
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,169
that anybody could do...
for money.
318
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,379
He's a prostitute.
319
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,465
I'll pay him 50 bucks
to eat someone else's vomit.
320
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,841
Yeah, go for it!
Yeah!
321
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,301
What's a prostitute?
- I don't know.
322
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,848
Hello, there, children.
323
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:40,849
All: Hey, Chef.
324
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,100
Chef, what's a prostitute?
325
00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,144
Dag nabbit, children!
326
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,771
How come every time
you come in here,
327
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,398
you gotta be asking me questions
I shouldn't be answering?
328
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,609
"Chef, what's a clitoris?
What's a lesbian, Chef?
329
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,402
How come they call it
a 'rim job,' Chef?"
330
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,571
For once, can't you just
come in here and say,
331
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,365
"Hi, Chef.
Nice day, isn't it?"
332
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,491
Hi, Chef.
Nice day, isn't it?
333
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,326
It sure is.
Thank you.
334
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,036
Chef, what's a prostitute?
335
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,788
Unh-unh. You children
are gonna get me in trouble
336
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,122
with the principal again.
337
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,666
Lunchtime!
I'm starved!
338
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:06,667
Oh, my God!
339
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,418
Eric?
- That's me.
340
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,296
Chef was just about to tell us
what a prostitute is.
341
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,757
Why do you need to know
what a prostitute is, anyway?
342
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,842
Because Jesus told us
that Kenny's a prostitute.
343
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,469
Is he?
- [muffled] Yeah, am I?
344
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,721
Well, no, of course,
Kenny is not a prostitute.
345
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,515
Why?
346
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,351
Well, because, children,
a prostitute is someone who...
347
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,311
You can pay
for certain services.
348
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,063
Like what?
- Like keeping you company.
349
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,981
Understand?
- No.
350
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,484
You see, children, sometimes
a man needs to be with a woman,
351
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,653
but sometimes,
when the lovin' is over,
352
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,989
the woman just want to talk
and talk and talk and talk.
353
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,534
♪ But a prostitute is someone
who would love you ♪
354
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:44,162
♪ No matter who you are
or what you look like ♪
355
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,998
Yes, it's true, children.
356
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,792
♪ That's not why
you pay a prostitute ♪
357
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,585
♪ No, you don't
pay for her to stay ♪
358
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,338
♪ You're paying her
to leave afterward ♪
359
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:57,008
♪ That's why I praise the Lord
for prostitutes ♪
360
00:11:57,134 --> 00:12:00,470
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. James Taylor!
361
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,597
♪ A prostitute is like
any other woman ♪
362
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,182
♪ They all trade
something for sex ♪
363
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,852
♪ And they do it well ♪
364
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,353
♪ That's why I say ♪
365
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,938
Both: ♪ Prostitutes,
prostitutes ♪
366
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,648
♪ They-♪
Ohh!
367
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,858
[music stops]
368
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,320
James Taylor, what the hell
you doing in here,
369
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,322
singing about prostitutes
to the children?
370
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,866
Get out of here!
371
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,578
These children tricked me!
372
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,331
[panting]
373
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,838
Oh, there you are.
374
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,506
Alright,
I got the goods --
375
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,508
some candy bars, a few donuts,
and some beef gravy.
376
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,469
Is anyone starting
to suspect anything?
377
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,387
Nobody. Your mom even thinks
I'm a skinny you.
378
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,264
Awesome.
Alright, throw it over.
379
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,724
Uh-uh, one thing.
I want a bigger cut.
380
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,058
What?
- I'm the one risking my ass,
381
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,560
running around
in that stupid town
382
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,644
pretending to be you
and collecting all the food
383
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,480
to bring up here.
384
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,773
All you have to do is sit back
and sell it to the fat kids!
385
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,149
Alright, alright,
keep your voice down!
386
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,317
I'll bump you
up to 10%.
387
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,027
20%.
- Suck my balls, 20%!
388
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,236
Fine.
Then I shall bid you good day.
389
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,946
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
390
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,490
Fine, 20%, but just remember
that your parents think
391
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,908
you're at the drug rehab center
next door.
392
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,576
You blow your cover,
and we're both screwed.
393
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,208
You guys!
You have to check this tape out!
394
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,418
Hey, we're trying to study.
Finals are tomorrow.
395
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,961
No, dude,
check this out!
396
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,088
It's this kid who does
all kinds of crazy stuff.
397
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,925
Check it out!
398
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,635
He jumped into a portapotty
at a construction site
399
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,094
and stayed there
for four days!
400
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,179
All: Whoa!
401
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,141
[splat]
[Kenny groans]
402
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,851
Oh, gross!
- Sick!
403
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,061
That's awesome!
404
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,896
Hey, guys,
check this out!
405
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,611
Get ready for THE KRAZY KENNY SHOW!!!
406
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,279
and now here's your host,
407
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,740
the kid who will do anything
to himself for money...
408
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,452
Kra-a-a-a-zy Kenny!
409
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,745
[applause]
410
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:49,913
Kenny, through the past weeks,
411
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,665
we've seen you eat mice,
412
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,500
pretend to kill newborn babies
to shock their mothers,
413
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,168
and wash your hair
with battery acid.
414
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,753
The question
on all our minds is,
415
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,296
what are you
gonna do next?
416
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,297
[applause]
417
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,925
[muffled]
418
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,427
Oh, ho ho!
You heard him, folks.
419
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,764
Kenny is going to give
a sensual, full-body massage
420
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,016
to his own grandfather!
421
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,102
Oh, ho!
Whoo-hoo!
422
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,946
[lotion squishing]
423
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,032
[all groaning]
424
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,286
Wow, this is Kenny's
best show ever!
425
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,912
This is so juvenile.
426
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,330
Cartman, what the hell's
the matter with you?
427
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,165
Yeah, you've gotten lame since
you got skinny. What's up?
428
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,500
Nothing.
429
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,835
Can I have some licorice
to take home?
430
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,255
Alright, campers,
good work today.
431
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,798
Lights out,
and we'll see you tomorrow
432
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:42,924
for more exercise
and proper diet.
433
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,761
All "beddy-byes"
for the night, are they?
434
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,555
I don't know what
we're doing wrong, Susan.
435
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,015
These kids aren't
losing the weight.
436
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,850
We'll just have
to give them more time.
437
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,351
They'll do it.
- They'll do it!
438
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,853
They'll do it!
439
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,106
Alright,
they're gone.
440
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,027
The Cartman Store
is open!
441
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,032
Two donuts and a pack
of licorice, please.
442
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,492
Two donuts
and a pack of licorice.
443
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:10,952
Hello, tony.
The usual?
444
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,789
[sobbing]
445
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,207
Why are you crying, Chad?
446
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,209
'Cause I'm always
gonna be fat.
447
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,004
I don't wanna eat no sweets,
but I can't control myself
448
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,173
when they're right
in front of me like this.
449
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,591
[sobbing]
450
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,259
All my life,
I've been fat.
451
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,844
I've been to seven camps,
452
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,055
and I swore to my mama
that I'd lose the weight.
453
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,016
I want to,
but I can't help myself.
454
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,560
[sobbing]
455
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,062
Hey, Chad.
456
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,189
You know what you need?
You need a friend.
457
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,732
[sniffles]
I do?
458
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,733
Yes...
459
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,276
A chocolate friend.
460
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,445
[sobs]
461
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,739
Mr. Candy Bar
doesn't judge you, Chad.
462
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,200
Mr. Candy Bar likes you
just the way you are.
463
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,285
Look at how yummy
and sweet he is.
464
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,663
[sobbing]
465
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,208
There you go.
466
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,752
That'll just be $4.
467
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,462
[crying]
468
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,882
There you go.
469
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,425
This week on pay-per-view,
470
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,302
Krazy Kenny will crawl up
into a woman's uterus
471
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,012
and stay there for six hours.
472
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,847
Don't miss
this once-in-a-lifetime event.
473
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:13,890
Order now!
474
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,185
Alright, so we're back
475
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,436
talking to three
competing celebrities:
476
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,188
Tom Green, Johnny Knoxville
from MTV's Jackass,
477
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,940
and Krazy Kenny.
- Hey, Howard.
478
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,233
Krazy Kenny is here
to promote
479
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,901
his pay-per-view special
this week,
480
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,946
where he will crawl up
into a bus driver's uterus
481
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,239
and stay there
for six hours.
482
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,699
Wow.
483
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,450
Now, some people think
that all you guys do
484
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,327
is perform sick
and disgusting acts
485
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,371
for shock value and money,
which makes you whores.
486
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,373
But I'd like
to prove them wrong,
487
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,710
so what I'm gonna do
is offer each of you $50,000
488
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,294
to give me oral sex
right now.
489
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,379
I'm in.
- Me too.
490
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,588
- [muffled] And me.
Oh!
491
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:46,506
Fine, I'll do it
for 40, then.
492
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,674
30
- 20.
493
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,426
[muffled] 10 bucks.
494
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,343
Ooh, the kid says
he'll do it for 10 bucks.
495
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,594
Damn it, I'm out.
- Me too.
496
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,721
I guess he is
the biggest whore.
497
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,763
Alright let's
get going, then.
498
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,681
Can we cut the cameras?
499
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,226
And we're gonna reach
for the sky...
500
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,186
[all grunt]
and down to the ground.
501
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,813
[all grunt]
and up to the sky.
502
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,939
[all grunt]
503
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,900
and down to the ground.
504
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,153
Please, Mr. Sanders.
- No, I have had it!
505
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,612
What's happening?
506
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,114
Horace's parents
want to take him home.
507
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,907
Oh, but he's not
ready yet.
508
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,868
Look at what
you've done to my boy!
509
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,412
You told Horace that he was
responsible for his weight.
510
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,789
You made him believe that
with exercise and proper diet,
511
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,124
he could be thin,
512
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,293
when we told you
that it was his genetics.
513
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,836
They can lose the weight
if they try.
514
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,087
Look at these kids!
515
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,630
They're not getting
any thinner!
516
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,715
Your camp is a fraud.
517
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,258
You need to accept
the fact
518
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,635
that most fat people
are just genetically fat.
519
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,679
Please, sir, if you
give us one more week--
520
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,722
Your time is up!
521
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,307
Yeah, your time is up.
522
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,309
And I'm going to call
all the other parents
523
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,186
and tell them to come
claim their kids as well.
524
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,729
Your camp was
a waste of time!
525
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,397
But Dad, I--
- What?
526
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,485
Nothing.
527
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,527
We're in trouble, Rick.
528
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,075
Alright, Ms. Crabtree,
is it comfortable enough?
529
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,743
How long
have I gotta sit here?
530
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:57,911
Six hours.
531
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,245
Hell, I'll do six hours
532
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,039
for the 500 bucks
you're paying me.
533
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,749
Great.
- You guys, it's Kenny!
534
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,417
He's been arrested
for prostitution in New York.
535
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,627
For what?
536
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,878
For giving Howard Stern
a hummer.
537
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,588
What's a hummer?
- I don't know!
538
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,381
All I know is, Kenny's in jail
for at least three months!
539
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,674
Three months?
540
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,634
But the pay-per-view
is tomorrow!
541
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,010
I know!
542
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,598
We've worked so hard,
come so close.
543
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,974
Now we'll never see Kenny
544
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,476
crawl up into
Ms. Crabtree's uterus.
545
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,853
You know, maybe we've all
learned something here.
546
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,313
I mean, we set Kenny up
547
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,981
to further and further
himself each time,
548
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,525
having to always
outdo himself.
549
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,318
Now he's in jail
for being a whore,
550
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,029
and perhaps, just perhaps,
we are to blame.
551
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,116
Alright,
that does it!
552
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,326
This has been bothering
the hell out of me.
553
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,537
I knew it!
You're not Cartman at all!
554
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:41,454
Uh-oh.
555
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,376
[applause]
556
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,961
Well, we've seen him do
557
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,671
just about every disgusting
thing in the book,
558
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,631
and today,
live on pay-per-view,
559
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,217
Krazy Kenny is going to crawl
into a woman's uterus
560
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,969
for six hours!
561
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,846
[applause]
562
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,681
Well, Ms. Crabtree,
your cervix has been dilated,
563
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,141
your womb equipped
with oxygen.
564
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,142
How do you feel?
565
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,768
I feel great!
566
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,478
I haven't had this much
attention paid to my cooch
567
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,147
since I was 16!
568
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,690
All: Hooray!
569
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,150
Well, let's bring out
the man of the hour.
570
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,901
You know him as--
571
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,862
Don't worry, dude,
you're gonna do great.
572
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,155
No way.
I'm not doing this.
573
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,739
Oh, you're doing it,
574
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,199
or else we're gonna bust
your whole scheme wide-open
575
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,617
and tell your mom
you haven't actually been
576
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,952
at your drug rehab
this whole time.
577
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,537
But this isn't fair!
- Deal, druggie.
578
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,497
[muffled]
579
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,708
And here he is,
Kenny McCormick!
580
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,549
[squishing]
581
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,842
We can watch him
on the monitors.
582
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,469
How you doing in there, Kenny?
583
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,306
That's my boy.
584
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,682
Good-bye, Chad.
585
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,559
We'll be wanting a refund,
naturally.
586
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,728
Naturally.
- Good-bye, Alice.
587
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,438
Good-bye.
Thank you.
588
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,273
Oh, don't thank us.
We failed you.
589
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,692
65, 66, 67...
590
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,236
Wait a second.
This isn't right.
591
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,946
Hmm?
Hmm?
592
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,907
It's time for me to be
responsible for my own actions.
593
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,743
Mom, Dad, we've been eating
candy this whole time.
594
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,953
Eric Cartman's been
sneaking in junk food.
595
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,039
Eh, shut up,
you heif, Chad.
596
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,415
No, he's right.
597
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,499
The counselors
been doing a good job.
598
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,709
We've just been
cheating.
599
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,127
Kids: Yeah.
600
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,545
I believe
I can lose the weight
601
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,963
with exercise
and proper diet.
602
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,632
I don't want
to make excuses no more.
603
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,967
Me neither!
- All: Yeah!
604
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,470
If you take us back,
we promise we won't cheat.
605
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,722
Well, it's alright with me.
Parents?
606
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,225
Well, what the heck?
607
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,643
Maybe when
you're all done,
608
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,603
you can teach me
a thing or two, huh, son?
609
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,730
You know,
you guys are right.
610
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,107
I'm sick of being
the fat kid too.
611
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,109
I've been making excuses
all my life,
612
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,820
but I know deep down
that if I took responsibility
613
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,114
and really tried hard,
if we all try together,
614
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,075
we really can lose
the weight!
615
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,035
Oh, no, not you.
You're not welcome here anymore.
616
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:44,994
All: Yeah!
617
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,288
What?
- Buh-bye.
618
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,915
[kids cheering]
619
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,042
Well, screw you, fat-asses!
620
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,963
[sobbing]
621
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,676
All: 4, 3, 2, 1!
622
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,136
He did it!
Come on out, Kenny.
623
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,723
You made it six hours, Kenny.
Come on out of there.
624
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,309
Ms. Crabtree, maybe you
could give him a little push.
625
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,394
[grunting]
626
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,230
[all groaning]
627
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,024
All: Ew!
628
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,401
He's dead.
629
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,152
The pressure
must have killed him.
630
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,863
I told you
I was a tight virgin flower!
631
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,116
Oh, my God!
They killed Kenny...sort of.
632
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,576
Yeah, they kind of killed
Kenny's...look-alike.
633
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,328
You bastards!
634
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,747
Well, he gave his life
for our amusement.
635
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,708
One little boy who dared
to be different:
636
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:36,462
let us never forget
Kenny McCormick.
637
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,631
Who is that?
638
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,800
♪ A prostitute is someone
who would love you ♪
639
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,470
♪ No matter who you are
or what you look like ♪
640
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,223
Yes, it's true, children.
641
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,350
♪ That's not why
you pay a prostitute ♪
642
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,060
♪ No, you don't
pay for her to stay ♪
643
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,980
♪ You're paying her
to leave afterward ♪
644
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:57,608
♪ That's why I praise the Lord
for prostitutes ♪