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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself
a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [muffled] ♪
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♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet
some friends of mine ♪
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Hey, you guys,
look what I have!
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What?
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Four tickets
to The Lion King on stage.
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Oh.
- Oh.
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Oh, come on, you guys,
it's supposed to be really cool.
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Yeah, no,
it sounds really cool.
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You guys, you guys,
oh, my God!
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Oh, my God,
you guys!
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What, dough boy?
- I was just--
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I was just watching the TV.
They had this commercial.
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So?
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So guess
what they're gonna say
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tonight on that show
Cop Drama.
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What?
- No, come on, guess.
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They're gonna say something
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that's never been said
on television.
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What?
- You'll never guess.
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What?
- Guess.
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God damn it, Cartman,
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What are they gonna say
on Cop Drama?
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You ready?
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Tonight on Cop Drama,
on TV, they're gonna say...
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"shit".
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[gasps] They're gonna say
"shit" on television?
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They can't say "shit"
on television.
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It was just on the news!
People are freakin' out, dude!
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Holy fucking shit.
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[muffled]
We gotta watch.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have people
over to my house to see it.
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But I've got these tickets
to see Lion King on stage.
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Maybe you didn't
hear me, Kyle.
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I said "shit,"
on television.
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It's just a marketing ploy
by the network,
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like that time they had
the first male-to-male kiss
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with Terrance and Phillip.
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Oh, come on, dude,
this is history.
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It's stupid.
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Jeez, you're a little
irritable, Kyle.
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What's the matter, you got
some sand in your vagina?
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No, I don't have sand
in my vagina.
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I just think
it's a little immature
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for us to be
standing around,
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talking about one dumb word
being on TV!
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Hey, uh, Sam,
did you hear the news?
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Yeah, they're gonna
say "shit" on television.
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We should all get together
and watch it at the bar.
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Yeah!
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Are you guys gonna
let your kids watch?
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Oh, sure.
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I mean, you know, Cop Drama's
a very artsy, dramatic show.
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and they're gonna
say "shit"!
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Hey, Butters, I got tickets
to go see Lion King tonight,
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and I decided to invite you
before anybody else.
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Oh, sorry, I can't.
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They're gonna say "shit"
on Cop Drama,
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and my mom and dad say
I have to watch it with them
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so I don't take it
the wrong way.
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How many ways
are there to take it?
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It's just a stupid word!
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Hey, everybody,
it's on in 30 minutes!
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[commotion]
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Listen, Mitchell, I put
my life on the line every day.
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How dare you accuse me?
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Oh, I bet this is it.
Here it comes.
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I'm doing my job, Frank.
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We have to know
where that evidence was shipped.
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Oh, was that it?
Was that it?
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"Shipped".
he said "shipped".
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I told you we don't have
a record of that, and besides,
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your job is to protect
the men who serve this force.
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God damn it, when are they
gonna say "shit"?
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Shh!
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Maybe...
Maybe protect them from you.
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Maybe you're forgetting
who you're talking to.
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And maybe you're forgetting
I used to be a cop, too!
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Yeah, you used to be
a lot of things!
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Oh, he doesn't know Mitchell
slept with his wife, does he?
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That's it.
I've had enough of this.
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Don't you turn
your back on me, you.
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I said enough!
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Is it?
Will it ever be enough?
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Cop Drama will return
after these messages.
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Jesus Christ,
another commercial?
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Are they ever
gonna say "shit"?
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I'm sure
they're just holding it
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to the very last scene.
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Both: Ugh!
- Where you going, Kyle?
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I'm going to the kitchen.
This is stupid!
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But you're gonna miss it.
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They're gonna say "shit"
and you're gonna miss it.
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I don't really
give a fuck.
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Oh.
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Just understand
that it's my job.
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I still think
you're a good cop.
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Well, Mitchell,
I guess you're going to do
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what you're gonna do.
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Let's just try and stay friends
no matter what.
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You're right.
Maybe I'll see you around.
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Goodbye.
Oh, and, Mitchell?
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You've got some shit on the side
of your mouth right there.
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Oh, yeah,
oh, thanks, thanks.
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All: Wow!
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Both: Whoa!
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Oh!
All: Whoa!
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[cheers and applause]
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They did it.
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I can't believe
they actually said it.
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Dude, you missed it, Kyle.
It was so awesome!
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Well, I hope it lived up
to all the hype.
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You must feel
so much better now.
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Kyle, we've gotta get
that sand out of your vagina.
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It's making you cranky.
Does it itch?
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Do you really think
anything's
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gonna be
any different now?
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Do you really think
that this will have
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the tiniest, smallest effect
on the world?
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It's still the same old
world out there. Look!
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[frogs croaking]
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What the hell?
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Whoa, dude,
it's raining frogs.
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Oh, whatever.
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Last night, the daring
and bold show Cop Drama
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broke new ground
by saying "shit" on television,
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making "shit" officially okay
to say around the country.
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A recent poll shows
that 24% of Americans
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think the show has pushed
the envelope too far,
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while a whopping 76%
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say they don't really
give a shit.
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In other news,
a strange virus
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which causes victims
to vomit up their intestines
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is making life shitty
for a small farming community.
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Rick Watts
has the story.
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Thanks, Tom.
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Shit is certainly going down
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here in the small town--
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[retching]
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Whoa, shit!
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[school bell ringing]
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All right, children,
in lieu of the common usage,
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I'm supposed to clarify
the school's position
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on the word "shit".
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Wow, we can say "shit"
in school now?
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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Just because they say it on TV,
it's all right?
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Yes, but only
in the figurative noun form
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or the adjective form.
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Huh?
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You can only use it
in the nonliteral sense.
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For instance:
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"That's a shitty picture of me,"
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is now fine.
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However, the literal
noun form of,
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"This is a picture of shit,"
is still naughty.
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I don't get it.
- Me neither.
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The adjective form
is now also acceptable.
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For example: "The weather
outside is shitty."
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However, the literal adjective
is not appropriate.
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For example:
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"My bad diarrhea made the inside
of the toilet bowl shitty,
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"and I had to clean it
with a rag
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which then also
became shitty."
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That's right out.
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S...S...
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Shit!
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Very good, Timmy.
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Uh, Ms. Choksondik,
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can we say it
in the expletive,
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like, "oh, shit",
or, "shit on a shingle"?
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Yes, that's now fine.
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Wow, this is gonna be great--
a whole new word.
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It's not new!
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I'm gonna look "shit" up in
the encyclopedia and prove it.
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Don't mind Kyle, everyone.
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He's just got a little sand
in his vagina.
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There's no sand
in my vagina!
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Boys, watch your language,
shit!
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And so, children,
instead of saying,
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"hand in your papers",
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I may now say,
"hand in your shit".
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Any questions?
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What about,
"I have to take a shit"?
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No!
No, Filmore!
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You can say,
"I have to poop and shit",
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or, "oh, shit,
I have to poop",
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but not,
"I have to shit".
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Are we all clear?
All: No!
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Look,
it's all about context.
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For example, recently,
I have come out
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and admitted
that I was a homosexual.
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I'm gay.
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That means that now I can say
the word "fag".
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On television, they usually
don't allow "fag".
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But because I'm gay,
it's all right.
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And with the new approval
of the word "shit",
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that means that finally,
I am free to say...
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♪ Hey, there,
Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
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♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag,
how do ya do ♪
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♪ Hey, there,
Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
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♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag,
how do you do ♪
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Oh, this is great.
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Well, that store
has such lovely shit.
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Yeah, too bad I don't have
shit for cash right now.
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Oh, looks like the weather
might turn shitty.
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Oh, I don't really
give a shit.
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I've done enough shit
outside today and shit.
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Shit, Peter,
you look like shit.
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Oh, shit, I feel like shit.
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I think I--
[retching]
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Holy shit!
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Did you see
that shit?
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What kind of shit is this?
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That is some
weird shit.
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Susan, your shit's ready!
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You know
where this shit goes?
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Shit if I know.
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Nice going,
shit for brains.
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♪ Old Macdonald
took a shit ♪
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♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
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Dumb shit!
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[thunder booming]
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♪ Hey, there,
Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
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♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag,
how do ya do ♪
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♪ Hey, there-♪
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Oh, shit, excuse me.
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Hey, watch it, fag!
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What did you call me?
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I called you a fag,
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because I'm gay,
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and that means I'm free
to use the word "fag"!
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So piss off,
you fag-shitter.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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♪ Hey, there,
Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
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♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag,
ba doop a doop doo ♪
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This sucks.
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Now that shit's out,
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it isn't fun
to say it anymore.
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yeah, they've taken
all the fun out of "shit".
252
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We're gonna have to start
saying other bad words,
253
00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,044
like "cock" and "fuck"
and "meecrob".
254
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,545
what's "meecrob"?
255
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,339
you know, that stuff you get
as an appetizer
256
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,507
at Thai food restaurants.
257
00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,759
Meecrob is way grosser
than shit, dude.
258
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,928
I'd scarf down a whole
wet bucket full of shit
259
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,387
before I ate another
plate of meecrob.
260
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,597
You guys, you guys!
261
00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,307
I looked up
the word "shit".
262
00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,642
I think it might
have something to do
263
00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,643
with people dying.
264
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,436
What?
265
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,646
Haven't you noticed
everyone getting sick?
266
00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,439
It all started when they
said "shit" on television.
267
00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,566
Oh, Kyle, you are
so full of meecrob.
268
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,026
I am not full
of meecro--what?
269
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,694
Look, the word "shit"
first showed up
270
00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,613
in English in the 1340's,
271
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,782
the same time as something
called "The Black Death."
272
00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,575
What's that?
273
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,910
Kyle, do you still have
sand in your vagina
274
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,036
about us not going
to Lion King with you?
275
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,538
I mean, shit, dude,
let it go.
276
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,705
Look, it might be
coincidence,
277
00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,790
but I think
we better ask someone.
278
00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,166
Come on!
279
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,003
[sniffing]
280
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,636
A 75 share--my God,
I never thought it was possible.
281
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,845
Sir, your "shit" idea
282
00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,514
has turned
the entire network around.
283
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,391
We're proud to work for you.
284
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,560
Sir, I'd just like
to take this opportunity--
285
00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,478
and I'm sure I speak
for all of us
286
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,565
when I say you are the most
creative genius in Hollywood.
287
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:28,110
And, well, I'd let you
have me if you wanted.
288
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,070
Thanks, Roger,
but I've only just started.
289
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,446
You see,
I've already figured out
290
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,115
our new marketing scheme
technique
291
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,158
for the next
run of shows.
292
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,743
Whoa!
He's unstoppable.
293
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,078
What's the new idea?
I can hardly wait.
294
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,705
I'm about to piss myself.
295
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:43,959
This Saturday, on HBC,
we're going to say...
296
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,546
"shit"...
Twice.
297
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,007
Twice!
- Brilliant.
298
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,550
Think of the repetition.
299
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,594
It's like saying it once,
but double.
300
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,886
Well, gentlemen,
let's get on it.
301
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:55,887
All: Ho!
302
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,015
[school bell ringing]
303
00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,600
♪ Baby,
you are so fine ♪
304
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,934
♪ And shit ♪
305
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,686
♪ The shit you do,
the shit you say ♪
306
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,147
♪ I'll jump on your shit
any day ♪
307
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,815
Oh, hello, there,
children.
308
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,525
All: Hey, Chef.
309
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,860
Chef, do you know
where "shit" comes from?
310
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,653
Uh, from your ass,
children.
311
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030
No, no, no--
the word "shit".
312
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,865
Ohh...
313
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,742
Detective Sandy Vagina here
thinks that "shit"
314
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,702
might have something to do
with everyone getting sick.
315
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,245
It said in my book
that the word "shit"
316
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,705
started
the exact same time
317
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,248
as something called
"The Black Death."
318
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,250
The Black Death?
Are you sure?
319
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,752
What's the Black Death, Chef?
320
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,795
Latoya Jackson, children.
321
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,297
All: Ohh!
322
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,840
But I think,
back in those days,
323
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,841
it meant something else--
324
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,844
The Plague.
325
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,514
It says here the word "shit" has
been around for over 600 years.
326
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,683
It comes from the Anglo-Saxon
word "scite."
327
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,518
right, but in the 1340's,
328
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,187
people in England
stopped calling it "scite"
329
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,980
and started
calling it "shit"--
330
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,774
the same year
as the black plague.
331
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,485
This is the oldest book
in the library--
332
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,488
a priceless original
of England's history.
333
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,990
Just about everything you could
want to know about the plague
334
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,784
is in this great tome.
335
00:10:58,909 --> 00:10:59,826
[blows]
336
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,828
Oh, shit.
337
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,165
Well, this other book
has some good information, too.
338
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,750
The Black Plague--
339
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,710
over half of Europe
was killed by it.
340
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,295
Look, they're puking out
their intestines
341
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,838
just like the people here.
342
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:12,881
Look at this, children.
343
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,174
It says the people in England
344
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,676
believed that the plague
was a curse,
345
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,219
"a dark magic infliction
346
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,930
brought on by a mass utterance
of a word of curse."
347
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,723
Word of curse?
348
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,101
A...curse word.
- Of course!
349
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,894
I've never even thought
350
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,688
about why we use the term
"curse word" before.
351
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,107
Because it brings a curse,
like the Black Death.
352
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,149
You guys, look here.
353
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026
In this Nancy Drew mystery,
354
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,028
Nancy goes to the beach and
gets sand trapped in her shoe.
355
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,698
This could explain
how Kyle got it in his vagina.
356
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:38,949
Cartman,
this is serious!
357
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,659
So am I, Kyle.
358
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,244
If that sand in your vagina
doesn't get released,
359
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,912
you could become
a walking time bomb.
360
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,831
Heh, heh, heh.
361
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,958
if you don't mind,
I'll have to close up now.
362
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,794
They're going to say "shit"
seven times on HBC and--
363
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,129
[retching]
364
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,922
Holy shit!
- Oh-ho, gross!
365
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,174
Dude, this plague
is spreading like wildfire.
366
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,968
[Kenny coughs and sneezes]
367
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,178
Uh-oh.
- [muffled] Uh-oh.
368
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,805
Kenny's got it,
heh, heh.
369
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,223
We gotta
do something, Chef.
370
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,850
If we don't stop
that network,
371
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,185
"shit" will become
an even more acceptable word.
372
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,730
Children, we've got to warn
those producers in Hollywood
373
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,190
that the plague and "shit"
could be linked.
374
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,696
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain speaking.
375
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,656
If you look out the right side
of the aircraft,
376
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,825
you can see
some interesting shit.
377
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,076
And over on the left side,
378
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,162
there's some
interesting shit, too.
379
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,873
We should be arriving in
Los Angeles in about two hours.
380
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,666
Until then, we invite you
to sit back, relax,
381
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,625
and enjoy
our shitty service.
382
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,210
[coughs and sneezes]
383
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,962
God damn it, Kenny, don't
get your plague germs on me!
384
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,797
Cartman,
stop being an asshole!
385
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,183
The ratings are in, sir.
386
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,185
We broke another record
last night
387
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,813
with the show that said "shit"
seven times.
388
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,690
Where is the roof
on this thing?
389
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,609
I mean, how can we
top ourselves now?
390
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,319
Gentlemen, I have it,
391
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,113
the end-all, greatest
marketing ploy of all time.
392
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,741
[applause]
393
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:07,245
Tonight, on HBC, we will air
all our sitcoms live
394
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:11,291
and have everyone say "shit"
in place of their written lines.
395
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,044
And we'll call it
"Must Shit TV."
396
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,170
Bravo!
397
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,922
Night of a million shits!
398
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,882
Now, doing this live
will be difficult, so we must--
399
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,217
Hold on a minute,
Mr. Producer.
400
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010
Who are you?
401
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,345
My name is Chef,
and these are the children.
402
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,388
We've come to warn you
about "shit".
403
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,724
Oh, brother, another
Christian protest group.
404
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,184
Who wants
to take this one?
405
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,393
I'll get it.
406
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,270
Gentlemen, we appreciate
your concern.
407
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,897
[quickly] Here at HBC,
the general goal is providing
408
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,106
the highest, most
thought-provoking entertainment.
409
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,358
How great is it
that we live in a country
410
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,276
where an artist
can express himself freely.
411
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,653
That's not only the American
spirit; it's the HBC spirit,
412
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,362
which allows us to make
great family programming,
413
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,113
like Halo the Turtle,
414
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,865
and, of course, everyone's
favorite show, Cop Drama.
415
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,158
We can't thank you enough
for bringing your concerns
416
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,201
to our network, for it is you,
the loyal HBC viewer,
417
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,911
who makes this great network
418
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,873
and, indeed,
the great country that it is.
419
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,250
All right, now,
as I was saying--
420
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,293
Hey, hold on a minute!
- Are they still here?
421
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,712
Haven't you people noticed
all the strange things going on?
422
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,297
We think that
you might have caused it
423
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,925
by helping make "shit"
an everyday word.
424
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,093
Right, right.
425
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,970
It's true.
426
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,346
We think that word might be
plaguing our friend Kenny.
427
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,430
Do you have
any proof of this?
428
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,099
No.
429
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,017
Then get out of here
before we have you thrown out!
430
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,729
But we can keep the
Halo the Turtle dolls, right?
431
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,981
Damn cracker-ass
producers!
432
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,190
Now what are we
gonna do, Chef?
433
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,025
I don't know,
children.
434
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,695
I guess we got to get the word
out to people some other way.
435
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,822
Aaahh!
436
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,448
Oh, shit!
437
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:27,909
Aaahh!
438
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,661
Stand aside!
439
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,662
All right, now,
we have to get
440
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,705
all our biggest names
to say "shit."
441
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,831
And then we're gonna--
442
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,291
Halt your evil plans!
443
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,792
Huh?
444
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,377
I possess
the Rune Stone of Undoing.
445
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,672
Who is in charge here?
446
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,299
Oh, no!
447
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,176
You guys didn't hire me
a stripper for my birthday.
448
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,012
Oh, tell me
you guys didn't.
449
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,056
Show your true form, Geldan,
lest you be afraid.
450
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:54,644
Your short time
in this world is at an end.
451
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,938
Ach! The rune stone
has no effect.
452
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,148
You are not Geldan.
453
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,858
I never said I was.
454
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,234
You'll die anyway,
455
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,946
for you have spread
the word of curse.
456
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,114
Security.
457
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,324
[gunshots]
458
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,160
Aach!
459
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,953
Who are you?
460
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,371
Take this.
461
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,873
What are we supposed
to do with it?
462
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,042
Ehhhgggh.
463
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,627
Now what?
464
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,836
We've got to find
people who know
465
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,254
what the hell
this is all about.
466
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,964
Children, we're gonna
have to go to the land
467
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,884
of castles, knights,
and kings.
468
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,765
Lords and Ladies,
we bid you welcome
469
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,392
to the grandest casino
in the land--
470
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,271
Excalibur!
471
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,149
Take a free spin.
Double your odds.
472
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,734
Excuse me,
do you work here?
473
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,819
How can I help you,
noble sir?
474
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,113
We need some help identifying
an ancient English stone.
475
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,782
A what?
476
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,158
It might hold the key
to a curse.
477
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,744
Uh, I can help get you
some credit
478
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,913
or a comp meal, perhaps.
479
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,164
Dude, we need help
from the British.
480
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,208
Look, kid,
this is just a casino.
481
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,709
I can't help you.
482
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,877
You know,
not every British person
483
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,713
knows about wizards
and dragons and curses.
484
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,132
We just need help
identifying this.
485
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,052
a rune stone of Gaelic!
Where did you get this?
486
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,261
You know what it is?
487
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,305
The Skire once spoke
of such a stone.
488
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,307
Come, we must see
the sorcerer.
489
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,979
Get ready
for Must Shit TV!
490
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,774
Starting now, four straight
hours of pure shit!
491
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,275
It's all live!
492
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,069
Hey...shit.
493
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,946
[laughter]
494
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,197
Hey, shit.
495
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,033
Yeah. Yeah, shit.
496
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,911
This is it,
my greatest work.
497
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,789
Cocktails,
cocktails.
498
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,791
These Americans
wish to see the Skire.
499
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,043
Let us make haste
to the Inner Sanctum.
500
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,128
How could
you foolish Americans
501
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,879
bring the wrath of scorn
502
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,215
by mass chanting
the word of wretchedness?
503
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,342
Uh, yeah,
we didn't mean to.
504
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,220
Didn't you realize "shit"
is a curse word?
505
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,972
Well, yeah,
but I don't think we knew
506
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,182
that "curse word" meant...
curse word.
507
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,185
Ha, leave it to Americans
to think that no means yes,
508
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,187
"pissed" means angry,
509
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,897
and "curse word"
means something
510
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,566
other than a word
that's cursed!
511
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,114
Let me see the stone.
- But I don't get it.
512
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,991
People use curse words
all the time.
513
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,118
Saying a word of curse
once in a while does nothing.
514
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,412
It's only when spoken
repeatedly and en masse
515
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,330
that the curse
takes place.
516
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,915
I've seen this before.
517
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,751
Stones that were used
by the Knights
518
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,169
of Standards
and Practices.
519
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,212
Knights of Standards
and Practices?
520
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,423
A legion of men sworn
to do whatever necessary
521
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,216
to keep the words at bay.
522
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,052
But they were
just a myth.
523
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,386
[TV]
"You know what?
524
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,471
You're dumb as shit."
525
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,889
"Oh, yeah?
526
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,766
Well, I don't really
give a shit."
527
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,517
You know, that word's
getting kind of old.
528
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,061
It's not really funny
anymore.
529
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,479
Yeah, they're gonna
have to come up
530
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,022
with a new swear word soon.
531
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,899
Well, they can't use "fag",
532
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,276
because you can't say "fag"
unless you're a homosexual.
533
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861
Really?
534
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,029
So we can't
say "[bleep]"?
535
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,530
No, see,
you got beeped.
536
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,200
You mean you have to be
a [bleep] to say "[bleep]"?
537
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,451
That's right.
538
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,119
Well, that's not fair.
539
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,413
I should be able
to say "fag"!
540
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,956
Hey, you didn't
get beeped.
541
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,124
Uh-oh.
542
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,501
Well, well, well,
guess we learned
543
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,961
something new about you, Jimbo,
you friggin' fag.
544
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,338
You wanna make out
or something?
545
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,298
[TV]
"Oh, man,
I am up shit creek."
546
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,801
"Serves you right,
shit for brains."
547
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,220
"Man, how could I be
such a dumb sh--"
548
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,056
Say not the word
of curse!
549
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,557
Ugh!
550
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,392
What the--
- Holy shit!
551
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,354
Oh, boy, this show is really
reaching for plot now.
552
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,855
The knights were formed
553
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,398
to keep curse words
to a minimum.
554
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,068
Should a curse word ever be
let out, they would return.
555
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,445
A rune stone for each
word of curse was made,
556
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,573
representing each of the eight
words that so offended God.
557
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,533
Look, there's the "f" word.
558
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,617
and "asshole".
559
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,035
I knew it--
"meecrob"!
560
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,495
"Meecrob"
is a curse word!
561
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,205
God must hate it
as much as I do.
562
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,414
Look at this --
563
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,041
The writing here
claims this stone
564
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,919
can defeat the evil Geldan,
who will rise
565
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,295
when the word of curse
has been said
566
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,630
enough times
to give him power.
567
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,549
Then all the world
will be destroyed.
568
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,217
All the world
destroyed?
569
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,260
My house, too?
570
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,886
Oh, no!
- What?
571
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,347
Tonight is the night
of a million shits on HBC!
572
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,266
It's gonna be said
over and over.
573
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,392
Then we haven't
much time.
574
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,643
We must go.
575
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,603
Turn off those devices
of broadcast!
576
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,189
What is going on here?
Stop this shit.
577
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,067
We are the Royal Order
of Standards and Practices!
578
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,362
We command you to stop
saying the curse word.
579
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,197
Listen,
Mr. Shiny Pants,
580
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,907
I am the head
of this network,
581
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,451
and I will say "shit"
all I want.
582
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,329
Shit, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
583
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,498
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit --
584
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,709
Shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit --
585
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,295
Shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit!
586
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,381
[rumbling]
587
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,344
[thunder booming]
588
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,180
[people screaming]
589
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:47,520
[all scream]
590
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,355
Oh, shit.
591
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,776
And now
back to Must Shit TV,
592
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,778
here on HBC.
593
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,780
[people screaming]
594
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,449
He is too strong!
595
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,993
We cannot fight him
without the rune stone!
596
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,536
My--
my God, sir,
597
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,121
What have you unleashed
upon the world?
598
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,748
I didn't know.
599
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500
I didn't know!
600
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,546
I-I can't follow
this shitty story line at all.
601
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,673
Wait!
602
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,885
Oh, boy, that thing has really
got sand in its vagina.
603
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,221
The rune stone!
Face it towards Geldan.
604
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,809
[Cartman-like voice]
Ah, dude, lame.
605
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,519
Lame, bummer, dude.
606
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,104
What a stupid voice.
607
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,856
it's okay.
The curse has been lifted.
608
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,816
What?
- Huh?
609
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,110
Yeah, we all gotta make sure
it doesn't come back.
610
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,820
You see, we've learned
something today.
611
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,948
Swearing can be fun,
but doing it all the time
612
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,407
causes a lot of problems.
613
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,451
We're all saying
the "s" word too much.
614
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,827
Kyle.
615
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,537
Look, Gerald,
Kyle's on television.
616
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,997
Uh-huh.
617
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,083
The Knights of Standards
and Practices were created
618
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,793
to make sure that bad words
were kept to a minimum.
619
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,628
Curse words--
620
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,463
they're called that
because they are cursed.
621
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,965
We have to go back
to only using curse words
622
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,633
in rare, extreme
circumstances.
623
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,510
And besides, so much use
of a dirty word
624
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,387
takes away
from its impact.
625
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,846
We believe in free speech
and all that,
626
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,431
but leaving
a few words taboo
627
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,891
just adds to the fun
of English.
628
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,977
So please, everyone,
629
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,479
from now on, you've got to try
and watch your language.
630
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,897
[everyone]
Yeah.
631
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,691
[scattered applause]
632
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,900
Yeah.
633
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,193
It makes sense.
got that right.
634
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,987
Is this still
part of the show?
635
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,572
We're sorry, noble Knights
of Standards and Practices.
636
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,992
From now on,
we will obey your laws.
637
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,827
See that you do.
638
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,537
I'm very proud of you,
children.
639
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,746
Let's all go home and find
640
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,123
a nice white woman
to make love to.
641
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,791
Yeah, and Kenny didn't die.
642
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876
Yeah, I didn't--
[retches]
643
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,878
Holy sh--
poop.
644
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,672
Ha, I love you guys.