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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headin' on up
to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ [muffled] ♪

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♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet
some friends of mine ♪

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[school bell rings]

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And so
just like in nature,

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I can add the mixture
into the volcano and--

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Oh, Pele, god of fire,
show us your--

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[volcano burps]

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Oh, it's all g-gooey.

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Okay, good job, Butters.
You get a check.

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Thank you,
Miss Choksondik.

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I got a check.
That's like a "C".

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Okay, whose project
should we look at next?

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How about...Eric?

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Eric Cartman.

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Stand by, please.

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Now, Eric!

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Oh, God damn it!
- Ha, ha!

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Shut, you!

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Yes, well...

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For my project, I made a pencil
taped to a pen.

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In this way we see the duality
of writing devices

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that occurs in nature.

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You just put that thing
together just now.

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I'm giving you
a check minus.

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Ah! God damn it,
I hate check minus!

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Sit down.

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I'll make you
eat your parents.

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What did you say?
- Nothing.

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Alright, Token,
you're next.

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Using my laptop,
I hooked into the internet

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and found a meteorology
website.

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I downloaded the data,

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and with my dad's
video projector,

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I can show you the graph I made
of predictable weather patterns

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over the next three months.

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Ohh...

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I also printed out the results
on my color printer.

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Here you are,
Miss Choksondik.

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Very, very good, Token.
You get a check plus.

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Alright!

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Oh, that is such
bullcrap!

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Oh, Eric,
for the love of God.

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No, no, see, this is
the fundamental flaw

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with the check, check plus,
check minus system.

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The only reason Token
was able to do all that

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is because
his family is rich.

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My family isn't rich.

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Oh, come on, token,
your new house is

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four times the size
of anyone else's in town.

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And who else gets crab cakes
and lobster tail

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in their lunch boxes?

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Your family is rich, dude.
- But I...

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Let's just see where token's
clothes come from, shall we?

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Ooh, Armani Exchange.

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Armani Exchange?

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All the rest of us have to
buy our clothes at J-mart.

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Have you ever even been
inside a J-mart, Token?

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I didn't think so.

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Yeah, dude,
your family's so rich,

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they have their own
pool table.

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Yeah, and their own
sprinkler system.

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You don't think
you're rich?

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Hello, Token, how was
school today?

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Mom, Dad, why do we have
a bigger house

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than everybody else
in South Park?

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Well, because we have
more money, son.

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I know, but why?

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Well, because we went
to graduate school

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and therefore have
more lucrative jobs

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than most people in town.

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For instance,
your mother is a chemist

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for a pharmaceutical company,

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whereas your friend
Eric Cartman's mother

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is a crack whore.

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One pays
more than the other.

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Why, sweetie?
What's the matter?

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All the kids
at school today

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made fun of me
because I'm rich.

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Oh.

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I don't want to be rich
anymore.

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I want to eat macaroni
and cheese for dinner

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and wear clothes from J-mart.
- J-mart?

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Son, you don't know
what you're saying.

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I just want to be like all
the other kids in South Park.

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Please, Mom and Dad,
please!

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You...Sure you want
to do this, son?

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I'm sure.

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Hmm...

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Where's the valet?

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He must be parking
someone else's car.

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Ah, here we go.

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Take good care
of it, please.

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Here's $20.

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Ho!

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They've activated some kind
of alien blinding device.

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That's not
a blinding device, Dad,

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It's fluorescent
lighting.

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Oh.

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Excuse me,
where would we find

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young men's
fashion apparel?

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Aisle 6,
next to the pretzels.

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Next to the...

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Come on!

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Hey, look, these pants are
only 5 bucks apiece.

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They must really suck.
What do you think?

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What--what brand
are they?

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it doesn't matter, Mom.

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They're poor people pants.

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Hey, uh, Sharon,

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Isn't that
the Williamses?

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Huh?
Oh, yeah, it is.

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What are they doing here?

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They can afford to shop
at Cherry Creek.

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You see that, Sheila?

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The Williamses
are shopping here.

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I don't get it.

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He must pull in
at least 200,000 a year.

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Son, can you just
hurry it up?

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I don't think
we quite fit in here.

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Ooh, looks like you landed
on Park Avenue, Stan.

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You owe me $10 million.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, hey, dude, did you
bring the movie?

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I sure did.

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Hey, you changed
your clothes, Token.

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Yeah well, y'know, I did
a little shopping at J-mart.

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Alright, well, let's just
watch <i>The Lion King.</i>

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Cartman's cheating
anyways.

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Here you go.

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What's that?

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It's a DVD
of <i>the Lion King.</i>

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DVD? We don't own
a DVD player.

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Yeah, dude, nobody does.
They're too expensive.

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Not too expensive for Token's
rich-ass family, apparently.

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[laughter]

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Don't you have
a VHS of it?

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I only have this.

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Oh, well, let me take this
disk up to the Enterprise

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and see if Captain Kirk
can decrypt it.

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What's a VHS?

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Oh, Jesus, dude.

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Come on, guys,

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We'll just have to find
other stuff to do.

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Heh, "what's a VHS?"

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[laughter]

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♪ Why can't I be like
all the other kids? ♪

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♪ They all have
three-bedroom homes ♪

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♪ Broken trucks
on their lawns ♪

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♪ And cut-up
hot dogs for lunch ♪

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♪ It's not my fault
my parents succeed so much ♪

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♪ There's no one in town
I can relate to ♪

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♪ I play with autographed
baseball bats ♪

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♪ While everyone else just plays
with sticks and pine cones ♪

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♪ Has a boy ever
felt so alone? ♪

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♪ Well who needs
them anyway? ♪

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♪ I won't pretend
I'm something I'm not ♪

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♪ If I can't be poor ♪

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♪ I've got to deal
with what I've got ♪

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♪ If I can't be like them ♪

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♪ What I need is more
rich kids around ♪

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♪ So I'm not
the only one ♪

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♪ And then I won't
be so down ♪

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♪ Please God
send more rich kids ♪

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♪ To my town ♪

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Ooh, look at this, honey.

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A beautiful unspoiled
town in the rockies.

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This is just what we've
been looking for.

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like Aspen was
30 years ago.

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Sounds nice.

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We could buy hundreds of acres
of land for next to nothing.

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And then I could finally
live like a cowboy.

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Oh, Will, the country would
be such a nicer place

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to raise our kids.

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Oh, kids!
- Yes, daddy.

186
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How would you like to move
to the Colorado Rockies?

187
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The mountains,
daddy?

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Can we have horses?

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Oh, can we,
can we, daddy?

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You bet!
- Hooray!

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Well, here it is,
our home to be.

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Oh, Will,
it's beautiful.

193
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Hi, welcome
to the neighborhood.

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Well, thank you,
young man.

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We're the Smiths.

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Ah, a local boy.

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You shall be
our new playmate.

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I'm Frederick.

199
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This is my sister Lisa
and my brother Daniel.

200
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I'm Token.

201
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Our daddy is
a very famous actor.

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What does your
daddy do?

203
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Ah, he's a lawyer,
I think.

204
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How quaint.

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Kids, why don't you go
play with little Token

206
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while your mother and I
check out the town?

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Very well.
Come, local boy.

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Show us how to play
your mountain games.

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Alright!

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Thanks, God.

211
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And this is the room
where my mom and dad

212
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keep their original
Van Gogh painting.

213
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Yes, yes, we have
one of those too.

214
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In fact, we have seven
of them, I believe.

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You do?
God, that's great!

216
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Why?

217
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I'm just so happy
you guys moved into town.

218
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You see, I used to be
the only rich kid.

219
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All the other families here are
kind of low-to-middle income.

220
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Why? What happened
to all their money?

221
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Well, they never really
had any money.

222
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Then why don't their
daddies just act in a movie?

223
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Well, I think that they--

224
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Sometimes children must be
very firm with their daddies.
- Indeed.

225
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like when Daddy doesn't
want to act in a movie

226
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because he thinks
the script is bad.

227
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So we must
plead with him:

228
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"please, Daddy, please.
It's $20 million, Daddy."

229
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"Please, Daddy,
please."

230
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"20 million is still
12 million after taxes, Daddy."

231
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"I want a llama, Daddy.
Please, Daddy!"

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"Daddy, please!"
- "Daddy!"

233
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And so Daddy
does the picture.

234
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That's... great.

235
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$20 million great.

236
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♪♪

237
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♪ I found a girl
who had an innie ♪

238
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♪ And I felt it
with my jimmy ♪

239
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♪ Playa haters
try to dis me ♪

240
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♪ 'Cause my rhymes
are just too... ♪

241
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Sorry, Snoop Dogg,

242
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but Will Smith is
on line 3 for you.

243
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Oh.

244
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William, how are you,
buddy?

245
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Great, Snoop Dogg,
and you?

246
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Couldn't be better.

247
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I'm just laying down some
vocals for my new album.

248
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Great, Snoo-Snoo.

249
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Listen, remember how we
always talked about

250
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wanting to buy property
up in the mountains

251
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so our kids could
ski and ride horses?

252
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Oh, yes, the kids bug me
about it all the time.

253
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Well, I found the place,
Snooty Roo.

254
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It's in the Rockies
but totally undiscovered,

255
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,613
laid-back and beautiful.

256
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,240
Oh, it sounds lovely!

257
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,033
You really should
come give it a look.

258
00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,993
Jada and I would love for some
friends to move here with us.

259
00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,745
I certainly will, William.

260
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,580
And perhaps I'll give ol'
Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.

261
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,165
They've been looking for
vacation properties, as well.

262
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,542
Great!
Well, listen,

263
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,543
let me let you
get back to your recording.

264
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,627
I'll see you soon, bye.

265
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,462
Bye.

266
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,757
Alright, let's take it
from the top, gang.

267
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884
♪ Shout "hell yeah"
from my vehicle ♪

268
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:11,802
♪ Livin' is a miracle ♪

269
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,933
Look, there's <i>more</i> of them
moving into our town.

270
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,811
Y'know, Oprah Winfrey is
building a house up on Cannon,

271
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:24,648
and some Snoop Doggy Doodoo
built a gigantic place on Main.

272
00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,650
Yep, there goes
the neighborhood.

273
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,902
That's the fifth family
of them that's moved here.

274
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,445
Seems like
all of a sudden,

275
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,948
South Park is being
overrun by <i>those</i> types.

276
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,032
Hey, what are you
saying?

277
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,325
What types?

278
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,119
You know, <i>those</i> types--

279
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,620
rich people.

280
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,414
Oh.

281
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,666
I don't take kindly
to rich folk!

282
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,709
Neither does Ned.

283
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,793
Nope.

284
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,044
I remember
back in the day,

285
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,505
rich folk weren't
allowed in South Park.

286
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,424
Now they're moving here
in droves!

287
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,176
They're gonna be sending
their kids to our schools

288
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,054
and mixing them with
our pure, non-rich kids.

289
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,723
Oh, yeah,
and it won't be long

290
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,975
before they drive all of us
poor, underachieving people

291
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,145
out of town with inflated
real estate costs.

292
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,397
Damn, I hate them
stupid richers.

293
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,275
Yeah, hey, rich guy!
Hey, richie rich!

294
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,152
Yeah, I'm talking
to you, richer.

295
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,862
What's in the huge box,
richer,

296
00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,196
your checkbook?

297
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,449
[laughter]

298
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,992
Yeah, how many
rich people does it take

299
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,285
to screw in a lightbulb?

300
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,578
None!

301
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,997
They can hire people
to do it for them!

302
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,707
Yeah, hey, hey--

303
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,127
You guys know why richers
have such big garages?

304
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962
'Cause they need a place
for all their Porsches

305
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,590
and boats
and aircraft carriers.

306
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,342
[laughter]

307
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,218
Yeah, that's right,
cash-chucker.

308
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,721
Go have fun with
your $2 million house.

309
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,056
[laughing alone]

310
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,353
I guess we showed them.

311
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,937
a little to the left.

312
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,356
That's great.

313
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,816
And let's put another
pool over there.

314
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,443
Uh-huh, good.

315
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,070
Token, these are Oprah's
newly adopted children,

316
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,112
Dominique and Zizi.

317
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,197
Hello!
- Hi.

318
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573
Cheerio.

319
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,158
Ah, and these are
Puff Daddy's kids:

320
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534
P. Diddy-Mini,
P. Poofy Bite-Size

321
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,286
and Puffa Diddy Diddy
Puff Fun-Size.

322
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,372
Wow, my plan to get rich
people here sure did work.

323
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,165
Hey, I got a great idea!

324
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,708
Let's all pack some lunches
and go sledding.

325
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959
Oh no, we're
going shopping.

326
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,419
All: shopping!
- Yes, come, Token.

327
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,962
We're all going
to head down to the mall

328
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:11,880
and buy
some of the stores.

329
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,507
Oh. Alright then.

330
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,685
Excuse me, can we get
a couple of beers over here?

331
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,478
[record scratches]

332
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,647
They've got nice, expensive
beers for you across the street

333
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,440
at the new Wolfgang Puck's.

334
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,693
That's all right. We just want
some nice, cheap beer tonight.

335
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:36,113
Maybe you didn't see
the sign out front.

336
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,699
This bar is for people
living below their means only.

337
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,908
All: Yeah!

338
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,118
This is a free country.

339
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327
I can have a drink
wherever I want.

340
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,995
Come on, Kobe,
let's just go.

341
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,415
This ain't over,
this ain't over by a long shot.

342
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,500
Oh, those richers
are getting snooty.

343
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,710
We've got to
show these richers

344
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,961
that they aren't
welcome here.

345
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,838
What do you mean?

346
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,257
How about tonight we sneak up
to one of their houses,

347
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,925
and right on their lawn,

348
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,886
we'll set fire to
a big lowercase "t".

349
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,096
Lower case "t"?

350
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,764
Yeah, for
"time to leave".

351
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,765
All: Yeah!

352
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,267
Jimbo, you take
some folk

353
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,227
and build a big wooden
lowercase "t".

354
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,396
I'll take the rest and get
some gas and torches ready.

355
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,355
All: alright!

356
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,579
"t"?

357
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,622
T-time to leave?

358
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,084
"t" is for time to leave,
cash-chucker!

359
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,669
I'm calling the police.

360
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,337
I think
we scared him.

361
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,590
Yeah, next house
we'll do a capital "T",

362
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,508
to show them we <i>really</i>
mean business!

363
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,509
All: yeah!

364
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,512
Now, Token,
polo is very simple.

365
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847
You simply must hit
the williets into somesilion

366
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,098
with your fragamenth.

367
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,558
Well, yeah, but can't
we just play

368
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,809
without wearing
these uncomfortable uniforms?

369
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,144
[laughter]

370
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,562
Can't we play
without the uniforms?

371
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,731
Yes, and let's eat caviar
without blinis as well.

372
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,107
[laughter]

373
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,108
Now come, Token,
and remember,

374
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651
it doesn't matter
who wins.

375
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,028
It matters who wins
three times in a row.

376
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,154
Tallyho!

377
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,113
All: Tallyho!

378
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,323
Hooray!

379
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,741
Frederick,
it's wonderful!

380
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,453
What in the hell
are they doing?

381
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,788
- Is that fun?
- I don't know.

382
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,247
We don't have horses,
so we can't play.

383
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,290
Well, let's just play
our game then.

384
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,750
Alright.
- Alright, I'll start.

385
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,959
I'll kick you
in the nuts, Kenny!

386
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,377
[laughter]

387
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,339
I'll kick you
in the nuts, Stan!

388
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,673
I'll kick you
in the nuts, Cartman.

389
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,883
Ow!

390
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,344
[laughter]

391
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,474
You see, you must
pay attention, Token.

392
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,809
I was able to jollyrow
your davishmere

393
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,060
with a forecastle.

394
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,812
This game is
too confusing.

395
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:32,979
How about we have
a snowball fight?

396
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,190
A snowball fight?

397
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,775
How barbaric.

398
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,110
Yes, Token, if you want
to play such savage games,

399
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,946
I suggest you go
live with lions.

400
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,949
[laughter]

401
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,450
I don't fit in
anywhere.

402
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,080
Oh boy, we're going
to the zoo.

403
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,331
We can eat
Jell-o pudding.

404
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,707
All right, this is
gonna be fun, kids.

405
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209
We're going to the zoo.

406
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,794
We can eat the Jell-o pudding
and chocolate cake.

407
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629
Hey, what are you doing?

408
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,381
If you're gonna ride
the bus in South Park,

409
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,007
you're gonna have to
sit in the front!

410
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,592
All: Yeah!

411
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,928
Yeah, that's where
the first-class seating is.

412
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,434
Yeah, how do you
like that, richer?

413
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,727
It's very nice,
actually.

414
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,770
Yeah, I'll bet it is.

415
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,813
Very, very comfy.

416
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565
Uh-huh, looks like it.

417
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,900
Hello, my name is Token.

418
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,152
I don't fit in with all the kids
at South Park Elementary,

419
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,196
so I invited a bunch of
rich kids to move to town.

420
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699
The problem is, I don't
fit in with them either.

421
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,492
That's why I've come
to live with you.

422
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,413
So if you'll have me and
raise me as one of your own,

423
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,499
I promise to be
the best lion I can be!

424
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,251
[growls]

425
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,460
Ahh, yeah.

426
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,297
♪ Shovel that snow, baby ♪

427
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,299
♪ It's all nice
heavy and wet ♪

428
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,425
♪ Just... ♪

429
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,011
♪ We shall persevere ♪

430
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,889
♪ We shall
persevere ♪

431
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,390
You there,
come march with us.

432
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,808
For what?

433
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,767
All the poor people
in town

434
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:53,894
think they can persecute

435
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,937
and harass us
decent rich folk.

436
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,106
So we're uniting and marching
on the town square.

437
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858
The Million
Millionaire March!

438
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,484
All: Yeah!
- Come on, brother.

439
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,236
But...I'm not rich.

440
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571
What?

441
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156
I'm just a school
cafeteria chef.

442
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,408
I don't make much money.

443
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,784
We'll give you $100.

444
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,578
Ooh, fudge the snow now.

445
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331
♪ I shall persevere ♪

446
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167
All: ♪ We shall persevere ♪

447
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,713
Arrr!

448
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,214
Look at the little
black lion, Mommy.

449
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,216
He's cute, isn't he?

450
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,350
Roar!

451
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,063
What are you
doing here, boy?

452
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,816
You, you talk.
I understood you.

453
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360
I must be
becoming a lion.

454
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,070
You're not
becoming a lion.

455
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,281
The only way you can do that
is to see Aslan.

456
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,533
Who's Aslan?

457
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,786
Very well,
walk this way.

458
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:04,589
Is this the boy who's been
living in our realm?

459
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,590
Yes.

460
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,175
Are you Aslan?

461
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,510
I am.

462
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,011
Well, I'm Token.

463
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932
So you want to live
with the lions, do you?

464
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,185
Yes, umm, great Aslan.

465
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,895
I don't fit in
anywhere else.

466
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,773
And what makes you think
you'd fit in with us?

467
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,024
Well, I don't know.

468
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,567
Do you like jokes?

469
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,694
What?

470
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,572
Jokes--you know,
funny, ha-ha!

471
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575
Us lions love jokes.

472
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,786
I like jokes a lot.

473
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,539
Hmm, then there may be
hope in you yet,

474
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,000
Young apprentice lion.

475
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,044
Very well, we will
let you stay

476
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298
if you can pull this
thorn from my paw.

477
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,845
Go on, try it.
Pull my thorn.

478
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,931
Come on,
pull my thorn!

479
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:55,974
[farts]

480
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:56,975
[snickering]

481
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,644
[laughing]

482
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,273
So can I stay?

483
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,858
You may.

484
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,695
But being a lion may be
harder than you think.

485
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,406
A million millionaires
are gathering their ranks

486
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533
and will be marching on
the town square tonight

487
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243
in South Park
to petition the end

488
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787
of separate bars, bus seating,
and restaurants.

489
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,706
It looks like it will be
a great turnout,

490
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,332
as some of the
millionaires also paid

491
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,377
several thousand Mexicans
to march for them.

492
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,880
if they get that petition
passed, it's all over.

493
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,965
I guess we learned
our lesson.

494
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,217
You can't fight rich folk.
They're just too powerful.

495
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,428
Now, come on,
is that any way to talk?

496
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846
They won, Garrison,

497
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,347
they can't be
scared out of town.

498
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,267
No, we just haven't
scared them the right way.

499
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,685
Think about it.

500
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521
What scares rich people
more than anything?

501
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,564
Ghosts?

502
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,316
Bingo.

503
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,276
Rich people won't want
to live in South Park

504
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861
if they think
it's haunted.

505
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,945
All: Yeah!

506
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697
Everyone get some
sheets from home.

507
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,074
If we can't chase
the richers out,

508
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,283
We'll spook 'em out!

509
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,242
Yeah!
- Let's go!

510
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,625
[burps]

511
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,668
[laughter]

512
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,963
[burps]

513
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,882
[laughter]

514
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,009
[sighs]

515
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553
Aslan.

516
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,848
Yes, what is it,
young lion apprentice?

517
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,850
I think I'm gonna
go home now.

518
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,186
Home?

519
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564
But I thought your friends
made fun of you at home.

520
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,484
They do, but I guess
I learned something today.

521
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,070
You see, even though kids
at South Park make fun of me,

522
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,488
I still like
hanging around them

523
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,490
more than snobby rich kids
or lions.

524
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,283
Even though I may be
different from them,

525
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,077
I still like
my old friends best.

526
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,246
It sounds like
you've learned much,

527
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,248
young lion apprentice.

528
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,707
Very well.

529
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,835
But before you go,

530
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,797
perhaps you would like
a stick of gum?

531
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,756
No, thanks.

532
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,801
Go on; it's spearmint.

533
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511
No, because there's
a spring in there,

534
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471
and if I pull the gum out,
it's gonna hurt my finger.

535
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,266
Ohh, so you don't
want any gum then?

536
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,268
Are you sure?

537
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,729
Go on, try it!

538
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,772
Ow.

539
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,316
[laughter]

540
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,777
Oh, that is
good stuff!

541
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,867
Jesus, lions suck.

542
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,743
And so it is
with great determination

543
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,538
that us decent rich Americans
have gathered to say

544
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,748
we will be
separated no more.

545
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,167
All: Hooray!

546
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,085
This certainly has been
an enlightening evening.

547
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,920
And as mayor,
I accept your petition

548
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,006
and will abolish
all separation laws.

549
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,549
All: Yeah!

550
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,676
And I want to assure
the nation that is watching

551
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,721
that South Park is not a town
of prejudice or bigotry.

552
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,055
Woo...

553
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,807
Boo!

554
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,767
Boo!

555
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,312
All: Woo...

556
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,188
What the...

557
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,230
Oh God, no.

558
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,231
Boo!

559
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,608
Haa!

560
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,151
Karl, do you see
what I see?

561
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,360
Yes, Martin.

562
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,154
I do believe this town
is "hainted."

563
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,947
Boo!

564
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,074
Kids, go find
the limo and get in!

565
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,576
You didn't tell me
this town was hainted.

566
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,994
I didn't know!

567
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,955
I! Didn't! Know!

568
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,001
It's working.

569
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,336
They're scared
to death.

570
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879
Pack up
your things quickly.

571
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,880
We got to
get out of here.

572
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,174
Boo!

573
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,343
Oh, hey, there's Token.

574
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,802
Hey, guys.

575
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,054
Dude, we're gonna play
football; you wanna play?

576
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,389
You mean...
You <i>want</i> me around?

577
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,265
Sure, dude,
you're our friend.

578
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,683
Yeah, I know.

579
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,352
But you guys always
rip on me for being rich.

580
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937
Dude, just because we rip
on you for being rich

581
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:29,979
doesn't mean
we don't like you.

582
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,564
Yeah, we're guys, dude.

583
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,024
We find something about
all our friends to rip on.

584
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,359
We make fun of you
for being rich

585
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,568
Just like we make fun of
Butters for being wimpy.

586
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945
They sure do.

587
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,529
Yeah, like we rip on
Kyle for being a Jew.

588
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,739
Right.
- That's right, huh?

589
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282
And Stan for being
in love with Wendy.

590
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,408
Yeah, I get it
for that.

591
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,368
And Cartman
for being fat.

592
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,911
And Cartman
for being stupid.

593
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,246
And Cartman for having
a whore for a mom.

594
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,872
Hey.

595
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,706
And Cartman for being
a sadistic asshole.

596
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,666
Hey, you did me
already!

597
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376
You're right, guys.

598
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461
From now on, I'm fine with being
made fun of for being rich.

599
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,088
Oh, but we're not gonna rip on
you for being rich anymore.

600
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,756
You're not?

601
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,258
No, dude, because since
you got your feelings so hurt

602
00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,759
for being ripped on,
now we think you're a pussy.

603
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636
Yeah, so now you're
a pussy--pussaholic.

604
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,471
Come on, Token, we're
gonna play football, you puss.

605
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,597
Pussy!
- Yeah, what a puss.

606
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,683
Yeah, that guy's a pussy.

607
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,852
Wait, I like being ripped on
for being rich better!

608
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,854
That was it.

609
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,023
We just saw the last of 'em
speeding away in a van.

610
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858
All: Alright!

611
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,361
They were so scared, I'm sure
they'll never be back.

612
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,946
That's great!

613
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,240
Now we can sell all their homes
and become millionaires!

614
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,700
What?

615
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,910
But then you had us do
all that for nothing.

616
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,161
Don't you see?

617
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,705
If you get rich
selling these homes,

618
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,249
Then there will still be
rich people in South Park.

619
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,376
Yeah, you'd become
what you hate.

620
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,671
Well yeah, but at least I got
rid of all those damn ni--

