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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
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♪ Timmy, Timmy,
liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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This is gonna be so awesome!
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Do we have everything?
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Chips, pop, cookies, Kleenex,
toilet paper, flares.
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We won't have to leave
the TV room for anything.
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All right!
- Look. It's almost time!
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[Announcer ] Up next on HBC,
"The Russell Crowe Show".
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All right. Here we go.
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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♪ Born in New Zealand in '64 ♪
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♪ A hotheaded actor
named Russell Crowe ♪
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♪ He loves to act,
but he loves one thing more ♪
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♪ Fightin' 'round the world ♪
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♪ He fights his directors,
and he fights his fans ♪
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♪ It's a problem
no one understands ♪
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♪ If there's two things
he loves, it's fighting and ♪
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♪ Fightin' 'round the world ♪
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♪ Making movies, making music ♪
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♪ And fightin' 'round
the world ♪
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Russell Crowe!
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[Australian accent ]
Hello, everybody.
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I'm Russell Crowe,
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and this is
"Fightin' 'Round the World".
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We're gonna have
lots of fun today
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as we travel all around
and look for some good --
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Hey! What the hell do you think
you're doin'?!
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You walked right through
my shot, mate!
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Do you know who I am?!
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Oh, excuse me.
I was just --
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[ Russell Crowe ]
Goddamn smart-ass!
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You think you can --
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Shelly, we're watching that.
Go back!
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Shut up, turd!
I'm watching Buffy.
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No, Shelly.
We have to watch HBC!
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[ Grunts ]
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Get up!
Get up, you little pussy!
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"The Russell Crowe Show"?
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You turds don't even like
that show!
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It's not the show we care about.
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During one of the commercial
breaks of tonight's episode,
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they're gonna show the exclusive
never-before-seen trailer
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to the new
"Terrance & Phillip" movie!
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It's the biggest night
of the year!
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That's stupid!
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See your turdy trailer
some other time.
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The other kids are gonna watch
it and talk about it in school!
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No, turds.
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Shelly, did I ever tell you
how hot I think you are?
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Shut up, fat turd!
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I'm not a fat turd!
I'm a stocky turd!
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We're not watching this.
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Come on!
- Look, I apologize.
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But, Shelly,
it's "The Russell Crowe Show"!
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You said there's nothing you
love more than Russell Crowe.
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There is one thing I love
more than Russell Crowe,
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and that is seeing you unhappy,
so Buffy it is.
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Shelly, please let us watch!
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We'll do anything!
Anything!
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All right.
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I just started my period,
and I need tampons.
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If one of you turds go buy them
at the store for me,
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you can watch
your stupid turd show
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with your stupid turd
movie commercial in it!
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Okay.
Deal.
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And they better be here when I
come back downstairs, turds!
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Well, that was a lot of fun,
wasn't it, kids?
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But it looks like if we're
gonna get in more fights,
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we're gonna have to go look
for 'em!
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Dude, why'd you make that deal?
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If we're out buying tampons,
we'll miss the trailer anyway!
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Yeah!
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Well, only one of us
has to go to the store.
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The others can watch.
- You'd miss the new trailer?
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Dude, I'm not going.
- We'll have to play for it.
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How about if your name
is Butters, you have to go?
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Okay. So what's your name?
- Stan.
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Stan. Okay. What's your name?
- Kyle.
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Kyle. What's your name?
- Butters!
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Aw, I lose, huh?
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Oh, yeah, Butters, you lose.
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- Sorry. Tough break.
Just hurry, Butters.
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You can probably make it back
before the first commercial.
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Oh, Jesus!
I got to run like the wind!
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[ Russell Crowe ]
Seems like no one else here wants to fight.
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Dude, thank God
for stupid people.
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Amen.
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Let's ask our old friend
Tugger.
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Where should we go
fight people next, Tugger?
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[ Horn toots ]
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Great idea!
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Tugger thinks we should go
to the faraway country of China.
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China's one of the oldest
civilizations on Earth,
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and from what I understand,
they love a good fight!
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So let's go!
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[ Horn tooting ]
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Oh, my God!
It's Russell Crowe!
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[ Mockingly ]
"Oh, my God! It's Russell Crowe!
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"Oh, my --
muh-bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh"!
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Why don't you mind your
own business, you scrotum?!
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[ Grunts ]
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♪ Making movies, making songs ♪
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♪ And fightin'
'round the world ♪
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Dude, why is this guy
always beating everybody up?
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♪ What a glorious day
to spend away ♪
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♪ Fightin' 'round the world ♪
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[ Whistling ]
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What's wrong with the colors
on your TV, Stan?
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They're all saturated.
- They look fine to me.
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[ Whistling ]
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Just don't mess with it,
Cartman.
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No, no.
The cable wire must be loose.
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J-Just leave it alone.
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Do you want to see the trailer
with messed-up colors?
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I don't.
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How's that?
[ Static ]
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That's worse!
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Okay.
How about that?
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[ Crackling, explosion ]
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Dude!
- God damn it, Cartman!
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You broke it!
- It was just --
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I just...
Butters, you asshole!
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Dude, the commercials
could start any time!
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I don't think we're
watching them on this TV.
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God damn it! Come on!
We can watch it at my house!
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Get all the stuff!
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Hey, fellas!
I got the tampons!
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I didn't miss it, did I?
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We're going to Kyle's house
to watch!
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Oh, geez!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
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Hurry!
We can't miss the commercials!
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[ Gasping ]
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[ TV ]
But the Palestinian government
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uh, is not going to see
any for future...
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
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And so here we are
in history-rich China!
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We made it! It hasn't gone
to commercials yet!
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[All ]
- Whew!
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Hey, ima turnl bat.
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Oh!
Oh, my God! Oh!
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Ba-ba-ba-ba!
- No, Ike.
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They're playing the trailer
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to the new "Terrance & Phillip"
movie during the show,
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and we have to watch it!
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This is Tiananmen Square.
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Lots of good fighting has gone
on here throughout the years,
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including a fantastic massacre
that took place back in '93.
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[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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These Chinamen can grow
to over five feet tall
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and in a fight are known to kick
with their legs.
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Let's see if we can get in
for a closer look.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Oi!
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I've gotten close enough now
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that they're starting to get
real frightened.
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You can see the fine hairs
on the back of their necks
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standing on end.
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Gotcha, mate!
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[ Shouting in Chinese ]
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Oh, you want to fight, huh?!
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Think you can take me,
you little buggers?!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Whistle blows ]
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God. When is this gonna get
to the commercials?
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Kyle, Ike says
you kicked him off the TV.
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They're going to show the new
"Terrance & Phillip" trailer!
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You know your brother watches
"MacNeil/Lehrer Report"
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every night at 10:00.
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It has a bunny wubbit
ona night.
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But, Dad, this is all
the never-before-seen footage!
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It doesn't matter.
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10:00 to 11:00 is Ike's time
to watch "MacNeil/Lehrer".
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God damn it! Come on, guys.
We got to go to Butters' house.
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- Aw!
- [ Groans ]
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W-Wait, fellas.
We can't go to my house.
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We can't go to my house either.
It's being fumigated!
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Aah! Wait!
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Chef just got a plasma-screen TV
with surround sound.
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Let's go to his house!
Come on!
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[ TV]...taken place there all
these years is sure to continue
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until the governments
of these regions
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can actually come about
some resolution...
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Isa birdie fly.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Grunts ]
You guys. I'm seriously.
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God damn it.
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If we miss the commercials,
I'll never forgive my brother!
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Oh.
Hello, there, children.
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[All ]
Hey, Chef!
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Uh, how's it going?
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[ Remote beeping ]
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Oh, you wanted to see
the new TV, huh?
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Pretty cool, ain't it?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- How do you change the channels?
I don't know.
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This TV has more features
than a space shuttle.
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I can't figure it out at all.
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...bloomin' Taj Mahal.
- You got it! You got it!
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Freakin' Indies
really put up a fight!
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We made it!
- Oh, thank God!
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Russell Crowe?
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Children, you shouldn't be
watching a show
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about a man who beats people up
because he's insecure.
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We don't give two craps
about Russell Crowe, Chef.
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We just want to see the trailer
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that's supposed to play
during the commercials.
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All right, everyone.
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We're gonna take
our first commercial break.
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But be sure not to go anywhere,
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because there's lots more people
to beat up!
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Here they come!
- The commercials!
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[ TV ] Now back to "Russell Crowe:
Fightin' 'Round the World"!
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[All ]
Aww!
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Aw!
They didn't play it!
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They didn't show the
"Terrance & Phillip" trailer.
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I knew they wouldn't play it
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during the first
commercial break.
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They want everyone
to stick around
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and watch more
of this retarded show.
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♪ Making movies, making songs ♪
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♪ And fightin'
'round the world ♪
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Oi!
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Now Tugger's brought me
to one of the greatest places
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for fightin' in North America --
Brooklyn, New York.
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Lots of minorities here,
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and they don't take kindly
to whitey.
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Let's get a closer look.
Come on, Tugger!
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[ Horn toots ]
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Looks like we got
some black people
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and some Puerto Ricans.
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Notice the colorful rags
on their heads,
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meaning they could be
part of a gang
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00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,786
and therefore,
real used to fightin'.
246
00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,375
Look at that guy over there.
Ain't that that "Gladiator" guy?
247
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,209
Where?
248
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,086
Behind that plant,
next to that tugboat.
249
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,756
Oh, yeah.
I think it is.
250
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,050
[ Mockingly ] "Oh, my God!
It's the 'Gladiator' guy!
251
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,636
"Oh, my God! I've never seen
an actor before!"
252
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:16,473
Why don't you choke on some
pig vomit, you stupid sods?!
253
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,600
Why can't this guy control
his temper?
254
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,434
Well?!
255
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,728
You all just gonna stand there
or are you gonna fight?!
256
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,188
[ Grunts ]
257
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,482
Oi! Crikey!
You done it now!
258
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,984
This TV is great, Chef.
259
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,403
Yeah, and it's got all kinds
of cool features, too.
260
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:30,612
Check this out.
261
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,447
You can watch three channels
all at once.
262
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,449
I think if you hit
this button here --
263
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,450
No. No.
Wait.
264
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,202
You hit this button here.
265
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,246
No. That's not it.
Let's see.
266
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,373
"Menu"...
"Function"...
267
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,542
Put it back, Chef.
More commercials might come on.
268
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,669
Let's see. "Menu."
Aw, damn it.
269
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,088
Get it back to normal, Chef!
- I'm trying, children!
270
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,631
"Menu", "back", "function",
"enter"...
271
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,509
No. No. Back!
"H.E.M."!
272
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,510
[ Whirring ]
273
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,887
[ TV in Robotic Voice ] Human eradication
mode active.
274
00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,726
[ Whirring ]
275
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,359
Oh, God damn it!
- The TV left!
276
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,361
But the next commercials
will be on soon!
277
00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,572
Come on!
We got to go somewhere else!
278
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,491
[ Tires screech ]
279
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,534
- [ Screams ]
- Oh, my God!
280
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,203
[ Breathing heavily ]
281
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,580
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
282
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,041
The bar!
They've got a TV at the bar!
283
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,419
Aah! Aah!
284
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,837
I'm dying!
285
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,505
[ Indistinct conversations ]
286
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,924
[ Breathing heavily ]
287
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,384
[ Click, static ]
288
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:38,138
You fight like Norwegians,
you fairies!
289
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,431
[All ]
Phew!
290
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,099
We made it.
- This is killing me.
291
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,560
The human body was not meant
to move quickly like that.
292
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,312
These are the Florida Keys,
293
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,231
a remote island chain
just a few miles from --
294
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,150
Oi!
Wait a minute!
295
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,611
Wasn't I just in Brooklyn
fighting minorities?
296
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,987
What happened with that?!
297
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,197
[ Horn toots ]
298
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,157
It's that goddamn editor!
299
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,451
He cut the Brooklyn scene
short!
300
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,037
Tugger, I'm gonna get him!
301
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,082
Yeah, I'm just working.
302
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,875
I'll probably be done
around 7:00.
303
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,835
[ Dramatic music plays ]
304
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,962
Who the hell
do you think you are?!
305
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,047
I'm the editor.
306
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,674
I know you're
the bloomin' editor!
307
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,175
I mean who do you think you are
308
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,636
cuttin' one
of my fightin' scenes short?!
309
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,346
Dude, the director said
to cut it!
310
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,889
My fightin' is poetry!
311
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,393
You don't edit Russell Crowe's
poetry, you testicle!
312
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,313
[ Grunts ]
313
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,816
Well, that guy
is just plain nuts.
314
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,484
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Whoa!
315
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,069
You kids can't be in here!
316
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,862
We're not kids.
317
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,489
We're full-grown men
with dwarfism!
318
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,533
How dare you assume
that all midgets are children!
319
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,742
We demand an apology!
320
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,245
You ain't midgets.
Your lips are too full.
321
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,497
Now, get out!
322
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,374
We have to watch the commercials
in this show!
323
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,252
Look, this is a bar.
We can't have children in here.
324
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,754
People come here for debauchery
and sin.
325
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,756
Butters will give hand jobs
in the corner for a dollar.
326
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,217
Sure!
I'm good at all kinds of jobs.
327
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,719
Get out!
328
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:00,846
- Aah!
- Aah!
329
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,514
Come on!
We got to get to a TV!
330
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,725
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
331
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,810
[ Whirring ]
332
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,063
[ Dramatic music plays ]
333
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,029
Yes.
Is this customer service?
334
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,157
I'm having a problem
with my new television.
335
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,324
It sprouted laser guns
336
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,243
and started walking around
shooting people.
337
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,412
Uh-huh.
Okay.
338
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,540
Oh! So I press "menu"
then "function"?
339
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,043
Jesus!
[ Screams ]
340
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,837
No, that didn't work.
341
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,758
Did I set the internal clock?
Uh, no.
342
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,677
Oh, really?
Well, how do I do that?
343
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,095
[ Woman screaming ]
344
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:45,223
[ Insects chirping ]
345
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,726
[ Boys shouting indistinctly ]
346
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,564
Oi!
347
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,857
We're not too late!
348
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,903
Come on, Tugger, old mate.
Why are you looking so down?
349
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,280
[ Horn toots sadly ]
350
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,199
Tugger's in a bit
of a sad state.
351
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,494
Seems his girlfriend and him
had a bit of a row last night.
352
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,580
[ Horn toots sadly ]
353
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,081
What is this?
354
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,958
Come on.
Cheer up, Tugger.
355
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,710
How can I make you feel better?
356
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,045
I know!
357
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,297
How would you like me to sing
one of the songs
358
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,965
off me new album?
359
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,176
[ Tooting negatively ]
360
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,260
What's that, Tugger?
361
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,263
You say you really love
the songs on my album?
362
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,098
[ Tooting loudly ]
363
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,934
All right, then, Tugger!
364
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,061
[ Playing mid-tempo music ]
365
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,396
♪ You know that you're my baby ♪
366
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,148
[ Tooting negatively ]
♪ You know I need you now ♪
367
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,609
[ Horn toots angrily ]
- ♪ Don't know where I'm goin' ♪
368
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,110
♪ I got to get there somehow ♪
369
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,196
♪ Yeah, I got to get there
somehow ♪
370
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,656
[ Horn toots angrily ]
371
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,700
♪ Got to get there somehow ♪
372
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,245
[ Horn toots sadly ]
373
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,247
♪ You can stay awake tonight ♪
374
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:54,209
♪ But I'm gonna sleep
in these fluffy clouds ♪
375
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,168
Shout!
376
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,295
♪ I think I feel
your heartbeat ♪
377
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,506
♪ Can you feel mine? ♪
378
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,801
♪ Lady looking lovely,
got to take your love inside ♪
379
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,010
♪ I got to take it -- ♪
380
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,012
[ Gunshot ]
381
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,138
Tugger!
382
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,141
[ Sea gulls crying ]
383
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,310
Tugger shot himself!
384
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,062
[Announcer ] Has Russell lost Tugger
for good?
385
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,064
Find out after these messages.
386
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,899
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
Here we go!
387
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,068
Commercial break number two!
388
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,320
[ Rock music plays ]
389
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,200
MAN: Now back to "Russell Crowe:
Fightin' 'Round the World"!
390
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,119
That's it?
That's all the commercials?
391
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,329
They didn't play the "Terrance
& Phillip" trailer again!
392
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,124
I knew it! They're waiting until
the very last commercial break!
393
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,166
We're gonna end up watching
394
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,751
this whole retarded
Russell Crowe show.
395
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,837
[ Sobbing ]
396
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,046
Tugger!
397
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,425
Why'd you do it, Tugger?
[ Sobs ]
398
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,927
Doctor!
Tell me how he is, Doctor!
399
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,762
Well, he's a very sick
little tugboat.
400
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:48,805
What is this?
401
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,932
We want to watch
"Puppies From Around the World".
402
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,684
Yeah.
We don't like this show.
403
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,685
Shh!
Okay?!
404
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,812
Old people need to be quiet
right now.
405
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,898
You got to save him, Doc!
406
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,191
Tugger -- He's my best friend!
407
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,068
The only friend in the world
who --
408
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,154
H-He's going to live, but --
- Oi!
409
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,656
Don't you interrupt me,
you vagina!
410
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,700
I was giving
a heart-wrenching soliloquy
411
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,452
about me feelings for Tugger!
412
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,620
Sorry.
413
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,996
Oh, Tugger!
414
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,333
Tugger, the world wouldn't be
as bright without you, mate!
415
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,043
Give it to me straight, Doctor!
416
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,171
Will Tugger live?
Tell me the truth!
417
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,548
Now?
- Yes. Now is fine.
418
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,051
Oh. Uh, your tugboat's
going to be okay.
419
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,137
He just needs an oil change
and a new steam stack.
420
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,890
Oodalolly!
You hear that, everybody?
421
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,892
Tugger's gonna be okay!
422
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,853
You know what that makes me
feel like doin'?
423
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,229
Fightin'!
424
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,439
Aah!
425
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,566
- Oh!
[ Grunts ]
426
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,027
This show is too violent!
Put the puppies back on!
427
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,445
Yeah!
- Puppies!
428
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,530
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
429
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,407
We're watching this
until the next commercial,
430
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,951
and that's final, old people!
431
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,620
All right! That does it!
We know how to get our way!
432
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,748
Everyone, on the count of three,
release your bowels!
433
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,500
One, two...
434
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,920
[All farting ]
435
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,338
[All ]
Aww!!
436
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,256
Oh, God!
It's horrible!
437
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,217
That's disgusting, dude!
438
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,593
God, I hate old people!
439
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,136
We have to go to Butters'
or Cartman's house.
440
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,137
We have nowhere else to go!
441
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,264
I told you --
We can't go to my house!
442
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,849
And my house is being fumigated!
443
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,019
We'll watch in your house
even if it is being fumigated!
444
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,479
Oh -- Oh, boy!
We got to hurry, guys!
445
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,730
Hurry! Hurry!
446
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,315
Come on, you guys!
447
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,567
[ Breathing heavily, gasping ]
448
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,195
[ Insects chirping ]
449
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,322
[ Coughs ]
Turn it on! Turn it on!
450
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,742
Crikey! Ol' Tugger looks
healthy, happy, and...
451
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,869
[ Whistles ]
...fit as a whistle!
452
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,955
It's okay.
It's still the show.
453
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,499
But, you know,
Tugger's attempted suicide
454
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,711
has made me realize
that I should take up a cause.
455
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,879
Most great actors
take up causes,
456
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,756
and I'm the greatest
of them all!
457
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,427
So from now on, I'm gonna
spend all my spare time
458
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,512
fighting cancer.
459
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:53,346
Right!
460
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,725
Where is that pussy cancer,
anyway?!
461
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,892
[ Weakly ] Oh, dude,
462
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,477
I don't know how long
I can take it.
463
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,311
Me neither.
464
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,855
I'll be dead
before the commercials.
465
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,856
Wait a minute!
I forgot!
466
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,691
There's a black-and-white
television back at my house!
467
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:05,859
Will your sister let us
watch it?
468
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,527
She has to!
469
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,572
Hurry! The commercial's
gonna be on any minute!
470
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,657
[ Insects chirping ]
471
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,534
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, God! Oh, God!
472
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,952
Oh, Jesus, help me!
473
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,537
Oh!
Oh, I've lost a doughnut!
474
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,664
Aah! Aah! Aah!
475
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,834
Oh, my God!
Leave no doughnut behind!
476
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,544
[ Breathing heavily ]
477
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,504
Oh, Jesus! Wait!
- What?
478
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,131
I never gave Shelly her tampons!
479
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,508
She's been this whole time
without them.
480
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,887
[All ]
Aah!
481
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,514
[ Dramatic music plays ]
482
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:46,357
I told you I needed tampons,
turds!
483
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,525
[ Gasps ]
Look!
484
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,694
Crack addicts with a television!
485
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,613
[ Down-tempo music playing ]
486
00:17:56,242 --> 00:18:01,039
Well, we couldn't find cancer,
but we found a man with cancer.
487
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,958
Take that, cancer!
488
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,001
And that!
489
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,170
[ Horn tooting ]
490
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,340
The last commercial break
has to be coming any second!
491
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,342
Aah!
- [ Dramatic music plays ]
492
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,135
Aah!
- Aah!
493
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,225
Yes, I pressed "menu"
three times.
494
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,811
No. It's giving me
the same error message!
495
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,105
Yes, I read
the instruction manual.
496
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,147
[ Woman screaming ]
497
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,357
Where do we go?!
498
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,650
Oh, Jesus.
Now where do we go?!
499
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,692
We've tried everywhere!
500
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,820
Butters, are you absolutely sure
we can't go to your house?
501
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,321
I'm sure.
There's no way!
502
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,739
Why not?
- Because!
503
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:38,284
My parents are out of town,
and I don't have a babysitter!
504
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,329
Oh, God damn it,
you'd better be kidding.
505
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,248
No! I really don't have
a babysitter.
506
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,083
That's why I'm staying
at Stan's.
507
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,418
This whole time, your TV is
in a house with nobody in it?!
508
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,338
Come on! Let's just go!
We'll kill Butters later!
509
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,841
[ Indistinct shouting ]
510
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,468
Turn it on!
Turn it on! Turn it on!
511
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,847
And so we'll be right back
after these commercials.
512
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,014
We made it!
513
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,226
The last commercial break
is starting!
514
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,812
[Announcer ]
Don't go anywhere.
515
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,482
Russell Crowe will be right back
after a few more commercials!
516
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,361
These commercials
are all so Goddamn stupid!
517
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,780
Jesus Christ! How long is this
commercial break gonna be?
518
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,824
What if they don't show the "Terrance & Phillip"
trailer at all?
519
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,242
What if we went through all this
for nothing?
520
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,703
They have to show it!
They promised they would!
521
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,704
You guys, calm down.
522
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:23,997
This is what TV shows
always do.
523
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,999
They make the last
commercial break the longest.
524
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,001
That's bullcrap!
TV shows are gay!
525
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,586
Wait a minute!
Look!
526
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,297
"The following preview is --"
This is it! This is it!
527
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,923
[Announcer ]
Coming this summer,
528
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:37,468
the greatest Canadian duo
of all time is back.
529
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,596
[ Dramatic music plays ]
530
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,575
[ Farts ]
531
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,994
[ Music continues ]
532
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,750
[ Glass falling,
Phillip laughing ]
533
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,255
Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
534
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,424
That looks awesome!
- They were wearing cowboy hats!
535
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,508
Did you see?!
Did you see?!
536
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,635
Clyde! Clyde!
Did you see it?!
537
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,261
Yeah! Oh, we think
it's gonna be good, too!
538
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,763
I'm so glad we didn't miss it!
539
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,182
You guys, Clyde said he taped it
and kids can come over to see!
540
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,225
Oh, dude, let's go!
541
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,684
It looks even better
than their first movie!
542
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:27,685
Yeah, it sure does!
543
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,937
I wonder if it's all a Western!
544
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,980
How far away is June?
[ Door closes ]
545
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,942
Well, we sure had a good time
today, didn't we, kids?
546
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,319
We fought some Chinamen,
a few Packers,
547
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,280
and a lot of Colombians,
to name just a few.
548
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,284
But I sure am glad we got
old Wally B. Back, aren't you?
549
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,787
I'm glad to be back, Russell!
550
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,790
Oh, my God.
It's Russell Crowe!
551
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,042
[ Mockingly ] "Oh, my God!
It's Russell Crowe!
552
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,919
Oh, my --
bluh-bluh-bluh"!
553
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,421
Why don't you go flush yourself
down a toilet, you c--
554
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,840
[ Horn toots ]
555
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,260
[ Gasps ]
Uh-oh. Tugger's whistle.
556
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,136
You know what that means.
557
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,430
♪ Tugger's whistle's blowin' ♪
558
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,599
♪ Means we must be goin' ♪
559
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:10,687
♪ No more Russell Crowein'
for you ♪
560
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,939
♪ But now,
don't you start to whine ♪
561
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,108
♪ I'll see you again next time ♪
562
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:19,279
♪ 'Cause there's plenty more
a-fightin' left to do ♪
563
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,781
♪ Making movies, making songs ♪
564
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,451
♪ And fightin'
'round the world ♪
565
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,245
See you next time, everybody!
566
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,538
[ Horn tooting ]
567
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,123
[ Dramatic music plays ]
568
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:34,627
So I'm supposed to press "menu,"
then "function," then "enter."