1 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,106 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,194 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪ 9 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,612 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪ 10 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:32,533 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 11 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,497 You wanted to see me, Principal Victoria? 12 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,999 Yes, Mr. Garrison. Have a seat. 13 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:43,586 Mr. Garrison, some time ago, you asked to be promoted 14 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,005 from teaching kindergarten back to the third grade. 15 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,006 I'm aware of that. 16 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:49,592 I want to come clean with you and tell you that back then, 17 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,219 some of us were uncomfortable with your sexual preferences. 18 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,263 It was wrong of us, and I want to make it up to you. 19 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,348 Wow. That's really great to hear. 20 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,184 As you know, the position of fourth-grade teacher 21 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:00,936 has become available, and we'd like to offer you the job. 22 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,105 Oh, for real? You're not kidding? 23 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,775 We in administration see now that you are an individual 24 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,818 with your own preferences, and we respect that. 25 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,362 Oh, this is all just -- It's a dream come true! 26 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:13,074 Thank you, Principal Victoria. I'll do a great job. 27 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:14,617 I know you will. 28 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,868 You're sure this for real? 29 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,620 I mean, I'm not gonna just get fired again 30 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,788 for being gay tomorrow? 31 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,414 It's for real, Mr. Garrison. 32 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,457 Oh, great. 33 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,458 With all the new laws, 34 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,001 we could never fire you for being gay now. 35 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,878 You'd be able to sue us for millions of dollars. 36 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,463 Right. I... 37 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,840 W-What was that? 38 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,885 Well, I was just saying that the policies have really changed. 39 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,054 If we fired you for acting gay next time, 40 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:38,474 you'd be able to sue the school district for lots of money. 41 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,476 Oh, right. Right. Right. I... 42 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,145 How -- How much money exactly? 43 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,606 Oh, well, there was the case out in Minnesota 44 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,317 where the guy was awarded $25 million, I think. 45 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,028 Y-You don't say. 46 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,197 Well, thanks, uh, Principal Victoria. 47 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,158 Holy moly! 48 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,161 I've got to find a way to get fired for being gay! 49 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,330 [ Bell rings ] 50 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,792 M'kay, kids, I know the past few weeks have been really hard, 51 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,336 with the death of your teacher, Ms. Choksondik. 52 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,713 [ Laughter ] 53 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:12,633 But the principal has finally hired a teacher 54 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:13,634 to take her place. 55 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,886 So I want you all to give your best behavior 56 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:19,807 to your new fourth-grade teacher, Mr. Garrison. 57 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,016 [All ] Aw! 58 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:21,934 Not him! 59 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,435 Thank you, Mr. Mackey. 60 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,062 Uh, good luck, m'kay? 61 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,063 Okay, children. 62 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:30,067 Now, for those of you who are new, my name is Mr. Garrison. 63 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,027 Where's Mr. Hat, sir? 64 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,904 Well, I was informed that fourth graders 65 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,698 are a little too old for Mr. Hat. 66 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,283 Two-year-olds are too old for Mr. Hat. 67 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:40,411 But it's okay, because I've found a new teacher's assistant. 68 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,247 Say hello to Mr. Slave. [ Door opens, closes ] 69 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,499 Hi, kids. Hm. 70 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,546 So, that's Mr. Slave, the teacher's assistant. 71 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:54,300 Or, as I like to write for short, the teacher's ass. 72 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:55,885 Oh, Jesus Christ. 73 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,013 Okay, Mr. Slave. Go sit until I need you. 74 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:00,306 Oh! 75 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,767 Dude, I think that Mr. Slave guy might be a...Pakistani. 76 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,604 I'm not saying the rest of the school year is going to be easy. 77 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:08,772 In fact, it's going to be long and hard -- 78 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,192 really long and really hard. 79 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,527 Oh, Jesus Christ. 80 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,613 The first thing we're gonna be learning about 81 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,448 is Communist Russia. 82 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,742 No. Kenny. What are you doing, Kenny? 83 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,619 Now, Stalin was a big silly when it came to... 84 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,287 Kenny, no! Don't do it, Kenny! 85 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,081 Eric, did you just throw a paper airplane? 86 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:26,957 No! It was Kenny! 87 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,959 Very funny, Eric. Kenny's dead! 88 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,252 But Cartman drank Kenny's remains, 89 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,962 and Kenny's soul is trapped in Cartman's body. 90 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,339 [All ] Yeah! - That does it! 91 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:36,175 I will not put up with foolishness in my class! 92 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,677 It's time for punishment. 93 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,847 Take it, Mr. Slave! - Oh! 94 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:42,932 Oh, it hurts! 95 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,934 I will not put up with tomfoolery 96 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,352 in my classroom, children! 97 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:49,313 Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball in your mouth. 98 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,106 Take that, slave! Take it! - [ Grunting ] 99 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,942 [ Muffled ] Oh, God! 100 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,735 This should get me fired for sure. 101 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,363 I really enjoyed the imagery 102 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:58,948 in the last chapter of this month's book. 103 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,450 Yes, and I really saw the entire book, thematically, 104 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,993 as a take on corporate America. 105 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,955 I think, in the fourth chapter, when, uh, Nancy Drew discovers 106 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,706 the bloody glove in the cheerleader's locker, 107 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,750 well, that was just a brilliantly written passage. 108 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,044 So full of metaphor! - Hey, guys, can we talk to you? 109 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,796 Oh, hi, boys. - How was school? 110 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,422 Uh, not cool. - That's great. 111 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,840 We're having our Book-of-The-Month Club meeting, 112 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,259 so why don't you boys go outside and play? 113 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:20,135 Was it me, or did you all think Nancy Drew solved 114 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,054 the riddle of Elephant Mountain a little too easily? 115 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,472 Oh, yes. Absolutely. - Oh, yeah. 116 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,057 No, no. He said not cool. 117 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,183 We got our new teacher today. 118 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,102 It's Mr. Garrison, our old third-grade teacher. 119 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:28,727 Uh-huh? 120 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,354 Well, he has this new teacher's assistant, 121 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,356 and -- and they're both... totally gay. 122 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,233 Kyle, you know better 123 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,360 than to discriminate against homosexuals! 124 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,862 Yeah, but these guys are really super gay. 125 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,155 I'm surprised at you, Stanley. 126 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,741 I really thought you knew how to accept people for who they were. 127 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,201 But, Dad -- - No "buts," Stanley. 128 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,370 We're not raising our kids to be discriminators. 129 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,204 That's right. 130 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,831 I think it's time you kids took a little trip 131 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,457 to the Museum of Tolerance. 132 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,255 Welcome to the Museum of Tolerance. 133 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,673 Here, we try to educate you 134 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,592 on the dynamics of racism and prejudice in America. 135 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:01,802 [ Yawns ] 136 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:02,970 Aah! 137 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,140 Now, did you know that words we use can show intolerance? 138 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:09,476 Let's begin our tour with a walk through our Tunnel of Prejudice 139 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:10,853 to show you what it can feel like 140 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,188 to be discriminated against. 141 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,317 Queer! 142 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,985 Beaner! 143 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,403 Chink! 144 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:20,904 Nigger! 145 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,114 Heeb! 146 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,574 Faggot! 147 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,117 Cracker! - Slope! 148 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,411 Oh man, this is awesome! - Jap! 149 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,955 Now you know how it feels. 150 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,624 I want to ride again! I want to ride again! 151 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,669 We are now entering the Hall of Stereotypes. 152 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,756 These wax figures represent how some intolerant people 153 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,341 have labeled minorities. 154 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,886 Here we see a black person eating chicken and watermelon -- 155 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,597 a stereotype that hurts the African-American community. 156 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,599 What other stereotypes do you see here? 157 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,602 Ah. Here's the Arab as a terrorist. 158 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,103 That's right, but of course we know 159 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,230 that not all Arabs are terrorists, don't we, kids? 160 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,441 Well, there's an Asian man with a calculator. 161 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,359 That's right. 162 00:05:58,484 --> 00:05:59,818 Not all stereotypes are negative. 163 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,863 But even a positive one, like "all Asians are good at math" 164 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,156 is harmful to society. 165 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,158 Look! A covetous Jew! 166 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,326 Very good, young man. 167 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,370 The idea that Jews are only interested in money 168 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:10,454 is very old indeed. 169 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,081 Ah. Here's a good one. 170 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,166 It's the stereotypical sleepy Mexican. 171 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,502 [ Spanish accent ] W-What? Oh, man. What time is it? 172 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,587 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a wax sculpture. 173 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,963 No, man. I'm the janitor. 174 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,091 I'm supposed to be cleaning, but I'm so tired. 175 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,884 Oh, I'm so sleepy. 176 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,886 This is our Discovery Wing. 177 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,638 Take your time at the computer displays, 178 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,223 because, you see, being tolerant, 179 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,475 you must also learn to respect people who are small, 180 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,643 people who are disabled, 181 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,229 even people who are overweight, like this young man here. 182 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:35,854 Hey! 183 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,273 You other boys have probably called this young man names 184 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,734 like "tubby" or "lard butt" or "fat tits." 185 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,736 Fat tits -- That's a good one. - Yeah. I have to remember that. 186 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,071 But you must learn to be tolerant 187 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,489 of his differences as well. 188 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:49,034 If he chooses to eat fatty foods, that's his life choice. 189 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,786 I'm not fat. 190 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,830 I have a different life choice. 191 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:53,831 And we won't belittle you 192 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,707 for eating lots of cookies and cakes and pies. 193 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,376 Dude, tolerance kicks ass! 194 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,419 [ Laughter ] 195 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,003 That's our Cartman. 196 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:01,505 Well, that's the end of our tour. 197 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,133 Now do you see why tolerance is so important, boys? 198 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:04,967 I guess. 199 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,802 We have to accept people for who they are 200 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,095 and what they like to do. 201 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,847 Hey! What the hell are you doing?! 202 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:10,806 Oh, I was just, uh -- 203 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,516 There is no smoking in the museum! 204 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,684 But I'm not in the museum. 205 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,394 Get out of here, you filthy smoker! 206 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:16,645 Yeah, dirty lungs! 207 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,897 Go ahead and kill yourself, stupid tar breath! 208 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,400 Dumbass! - Get out of here! 209 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,901 Well, have a great day, everybody. 210 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,028 Now you boys can go and give your teacher and assistant 211 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,905 the respect they deserve, right? 212 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:27,948 [ Boys ] Yeah. 213 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,408 [ Bell rings ] 214 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,035 Okay, children. Let's take our seats. 215 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:35,205 Apparently, none of you tried to get me fired yesterday, 216 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,208 so I guess we're just gonna have to go on and learn more today. 217 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,085 Now, who can tell me what happens to water 218 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,920 when we heat it up in the Bunsen burner? 219 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,964 It evaporates. - Good, Butters. 220 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,049 Now, if we take the glass tube of the Bunsen burner, 221 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,051 we can also see how other things react. 222 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,471 Evaporation is an exothermic reaction, 223 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,389 so now let's look at an endothermic one. 224 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,308 Mr. Slave, position 7, please. 225 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:57,519 Now, I'm gonna put the glass tube into Mr. Slave's tight ass. 226 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,937 The heat from Mr. Slave's ass 227 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,523 will act as our new conductor of energy. 228 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,192 [ Groans ] Okay. 229 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,861 Now, Butters, could you bring over Lemmiwinks for me, please? 230 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,488 Sure. 231 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,364 [ Squeaks ] 232 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,949 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 233 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,242 Newton was the first to discover 234 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,827 that for every action, there is a reaction. 235 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:14,828 Thank you, Butters. 236 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,330 What do you think is gonna happen 237 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,248 when I introduce the element of the gerbil 238 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,834 to the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass? 239 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:23,337 Well, let's see. 240 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:24,505 [ Squeaking ] 241 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,756 [ Groans ] 242 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,966 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 243 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,305 [ Groans ] Jesus -- Jesus Christ! 244 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,057 Lemmiwinks! No! 245 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:39,770 [ Bell rings ] 246 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,980 Hello, there, children! - [All ] Hey, Chef! 247 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,065 How is it going? - Bad. 248 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,233 Why bad? 249 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,984 Chef, we're intolerant. 250 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,571 Intolerant of who? - Gays, I guess. 251 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,698 Now, why do you want to go be intolerant 252 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,991 of gay people, children? 253 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,201 I thought you knew better. 254 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,328 We didn't think we were, but Mr. Garrison has this new assistant, 255 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,746 and we're really uncomfortable around them. 256 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,289 Children, a lot of times 257 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,583 the reason people get uncomfortable around gay people 258 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,418 is that they have some issues themselves. 259 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,213 You have to ask yourself, "What is it about their behavior 260 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,465 that for some reason makes me uncomfortable?" 261 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,092 Well, I guess it's mostly 262 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,803 the way Mr. Garrison stuck a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass. 263 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,222 Right. And, you see, children, that's why you need to -- 264 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,306 Whoa! What?! 265 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,349 Are we homophobes now? 266 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,809 We don't want to be gay bashers, Chef. 267 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,644 Children, there's a big difference 268 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,938 between gay people and Mr. Garrison. 269 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,690 Do you understand that? - No. 270 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,316 You children just take your lunches. 271 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,110 I'm gonna have a talk with the principal. 272 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,695 I'll take three lunches today, please. 273 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:30,946 You don't need three lunches, Eric. 274 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,407 You're fat enough as it is. - It is my life choice, Chef. 275 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,201 And if you don't tolerate it, I'll report you to the FCC. 276 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,122 That was a brilliant idea, 277 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,249 having me put a gerbil up your ass, Mr. Slave. 278 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,126 Now we'll get fired for sure! 279 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,254 Well, it wasn't the first small animal I've put up my ass. 280 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,298 Mr. Garrison to the principal's office. 281 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,173 That's it! 282 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,009 They're gonna fire me for being gay! 283 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,094 ♪ $25 million, here we come ♪ 284 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,013 Don't forget -- I get half. 285 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:56,930 Ooh! 286 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,348 [ Squeaks ] 287 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,601 Ooh. Jesus Christ. 288 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,769 [ Squeaking ] 289 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,524 [ Mysterious music plays ] 290 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,155 Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, 291 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,573 or you will surely die. 292 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,993 This way has been closed off by the great sphincter. 293 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,411 To escape, you must journey upward 294 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,913 through the dark reaches of the intestine and past the stomach. 295 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,499 Who am I? Just a friend. 296 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,918 Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. Your time is running out. 297 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,921 Make for the large intestine. All will be made clear then. 298 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,215 [ Music continues ] 299 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:40,849 ♪ A great adventure is waiting for you ahead ♪ 300 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,143 ♪ Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks ♪ 301 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,395 ♪ Or you will soon be dead ♪ 302 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,149 ♪ The journey before you may be long and filled with woe ♪ 303 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,026 ♪ But you must escape the gay man's ass ♪ 304 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,820 ♪ So your tale can be told ♪ 305 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,156 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 306 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,949 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 307 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,409 ♪ Da, da, da, da-da-da ♪ 308 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,578 ♪ Da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪ 309 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,538 You wanted to see me, Principal Victoria? 310 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,499 Oh, yes. Uh, Mr. Garrison, have a seat. 311 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,376 Oh, dear. Sounds like I'm getting fired. 312 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,503 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, da-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 313 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,463 Mr. Garrison, Chef has brought it to my attention 314 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,840 that some of the students are a bit...uncomfortable 315 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,717 about certain aspects of your teaching methods. 316 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,594 Oh, no! You're firing me? 317 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,888 Oh, well. I can't stop being who I am. 318 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,932 I can't help the way God made me. 319 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,850 Guess I just have to go. 320 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,268 No, no, no. We're not firing you. 321 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:26,770 You're not? 322 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,606 No. We're sending Chef to a tolerance seminar. 323 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,775 Sending Chef to a tolerance seminar?! 324 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,443 You got to be fucking crazy! 325 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,070 You've demonstrated a lack of tolerance 326 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,238 for Mr. Garrison's behavior. 327 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,824 In fact, I believe you used the words "sick queer" 328 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,450 to describe his conduct in class. 329 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,702 He is a sick queer! 330 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,536 Yeah! 331 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,287 I just wanted to give you an opportunity 332 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,082 to apologize to Mr. Garrison before I sent you away, Chef. 333 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,792 Kiss my black ass! 334 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,129 Parents, I had to call you in here 335 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,881 because your boys have refused to attend class 336 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,384 with their homosexual teachers, m'kay? 337 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,594 We're not staying another minute with those queermos. 338 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,513 Well, I really thought you boys learned something 339 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,598 in the Museum of Tolerance, but apparently all you learned 340 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,559 was new words to call your poor teachers. 341 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,185 But they killed Lemmiwinks! 342 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,938 Shut your mouth, Butters! You'll speak when spoken to! 343 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,106 Yes, sir. 344 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,899 Mr. Mackey, we've done everything we can 345 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,192 to raise compassionate children. 346 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,652 We don't know where else to turn! 347 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,572 Well, there is an intensive seminar camp. 348 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,033 It's a bit severe, but it might be the only way, m'kay? 349 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,326 That sounds good to me. 350 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,162 Me too. - Then it's settled. 351 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,622 Boys, you're going to tolerance camp. 352 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,958 Tolerance camp? 353 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,627 [ Ominous music plays ] 354 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,800 [ German accent ] Welcome to tolerance camp. 355 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,554 You are here because you would not accept people's differences. 356 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,474 Because you refused to accept the life choices 357 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,641 of your fellow man. 358 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,894 Well, those days are now over. 359 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,772 Here, you will work, every hour of every day, 360 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,192 until you submit to being tolerant of everybody. 361 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:59,696 Here, intolerance... will not be tolerated. 362 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,285 God damn it! 363 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,411 How'd it go? 364 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,371 This is unbelievable, Mr. Slave! 365 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,749 It seems no matter what I do, I can't get fired! 366 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,251 The principal didn't fire you? - No! 367 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,753 The parents felt so bad 368 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,130 that their kids didn't want to attend my class anymore 369 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,633 that they want to give me the Courageous Teacher Award 370 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,593 this Friday at the Museum of Tolerance! 371 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,553 Oh, Jesus Christ. 372 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,056 I mean, I stuck a gerbil up your ass, 373 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,058 and they want to give me a goddamn medal! 374 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,100 Well, it sounds to me 375 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,853 like the principal is just hiding things from everybody. 376 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,439 What you need to do is let the parents see 377 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,358 what kind of demented faggot you are. 378 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,277 Oh, well -- Hey, that's right, Mr. Slave. 379 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,863 The parents have to see for themselves. 380 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,782 [ Snaps fingers ] The award ceremony! 381 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,326 We'll put on a show they'll never forget! 382 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,495 Ooh. Jesus Christ. 383 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,163 [ Harp plays, choir vocalizing ] 384 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,834 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 385 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:57,629 ♪ Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and vast ♪ 386 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,424 ♪ To find his way out of the gay man's ass ♪ 387 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:05,136 ♪ The road ahead is filled with danger and fright ♪ 388 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:09,224 ♪ But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might ♪ 389 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,225 Lemmiwinks! 390 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,644 You are coming to the entrance of the small intestine. 391 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,355 There you must seek out the Sparrow Prince. 392 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,401 ♪ The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead ♪ 393 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,946 ♪ Don't look back, Lemmiwinks, or you'll soon be dead ♪ 394 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,865 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 395 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,825 ♪ The time is growing late ♪ 396 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:31,496 ♪ Slow down now and seal your fate ♪ 397 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081 I am the Sparrow Prince. 398 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,876 Long has my spirit been trapped within this place. 399 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,587 Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. 400 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,673 One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. 401 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,592 Take with you this helmet and torch. 402 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,051 Let them be your guide. 403 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,097 ♪ Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way ♪ 404 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,809 ♪ There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay ♪ 405 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,352 ♪ Ahead of you lies adventure ♪ 406 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,313 ♪ And your strength still lies within ♪ 407 00:14:56,438 --> 00:15:00,984 ♪ Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win ♪ 408 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,116 [ Ominous music plays ] 409 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,162 Today we will be using the finger paints. 410 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,290 You will make a painting that shows people of different races 411 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,500 and sexual orientations getting along. 412 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,752 Finger-paint. 413 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,128 Finger-paint! 414 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,339 You will not make any distinction 415 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,424 between people of different color, 416 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,468 people with different sexual preferences. 417 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,470 You will accept everyone! 418 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,263 What are you finger-painting?! 419 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,389 Uh, a bear? 420 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,682 Ein bear?! 421 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,267 Ein bear has nothing to do 422 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,645 with accepting people of different races! 423 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,313 I-I didn't know what else to paint! 424 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,314 Start over! 425 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,232 You will finger-paint what we tell you. 426 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,567 Go! 427 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,444 Faster. 428 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,488 Faster. 429 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,781 [ Gun cocks ] ♪ Faster ♪ 430 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,074 Aah! 431 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,283 Faster! Are you done?! 432 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,576 What is it?! What have you done?! 433 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,912 People of all colors and creeds holding hands beneath a rainbow! 434 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,913 Good! 435 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,831 That wasn't so hard, was it? 436 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,917 Now do it again! 437 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,127 Faster! 438 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,712 ♪ Faster ♪ 439 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,799 There. 440 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,342 I've done it, Mr. Slave -- 441 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,386 the perfect plan to get us fired. 442 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,971 You finish your costume design yet? 443 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,014 Almost. I just have to get through with the -- 444 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,641 Oh. Jesus Christ. 445 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,642 What's the matter? 446 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,228 Just a bit of an upset stomach, I guess. 447 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,646 Well, here. Take a Pepto pill. 448 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,773 I can't have my teacher's ass under the weather. 449 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,109 Oh, Jesus Christ. 450 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,610 [ Gulps ] 451 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,487 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 452 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,656 [ Heart beating ] 453 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,536 [ Fizzing ] 454 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,038 [ Squeaking ] 455 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:42,544 ♪ Lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark ♪ 456 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:47,424 ♪ 'Neath the depths of the lungs and heart ♪ 457 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,676 You chose your path wisely, Lemmiwinks. 458 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,220 I am the Catatafish. 459 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,599 ♪ Catatafish of the stomach's cove ♪ 460 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,396 If you answer this riddle, the esophagus will let you pass. 461 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:06,776 ♪ Catatafish's riddle will soon be told ♪ 462 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,197 [ Birds chirping ] 463 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,409 Everything in order? 464 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,785 Yes, mein Fuhrer. 465 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,079 We are making the prisoners make macaroni pictures 466 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,248 that illustrate diversity in the workplace. 467 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,584 Excellent. 468 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,502 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 469 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,337 [ Grunts ] Kyle! 470 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,798 Kyle, you have to keep making your macaroni pictures. 471 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,383 Can't... 472 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,552 glue...any...more. 473 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,471 The guards are coming, Kyle. Glue. Glue, damn you! 474 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,098 Take this one away. He is done for. 475 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,099 Butters? 476 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,061 N-No more...arts and crafts. 477 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,229 Oh, Jesus. We have to get out of here. 478 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,485 Please don't tell them we're hiding here! 479 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,779 We can't work any more. We'll die. 480 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,863 What?! What?! 481 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,199 Oh. Uh, nothing. I was just getting back to work. 482 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,825 - What is in there? - Nothing! 483 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,118 Get back to work. 484 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,661 Yes, sir. 485 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,288 Phew. 486 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,415 [ Laughs ] 487 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,126 [ Farts, laughs ] 488 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,837 [ Girls ] Ew! Oh! Ew! 489 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,214 Hey, I was just kidding! 490 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,049 There's actually two girls hiding down there! 491 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,175 Hey! 492 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,846 Tonight we are here to honor an amazing fourth-grade teacher 493 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,723 with the Courageous Teacher Award. 494 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,602 Herbert Garrison came out about two years ago. 495 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,312 Since then, he has faced adversity. 496 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,773 He has even faced ridicule by some of the students. 497 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,150 Oh, Randy, I'm so ashamed of our son. 498 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,736 It is my honor to present the Courageous Teacher Award 499 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,279 to Herbert Garrison. 500 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,074 ♪ Dum-de-dum ♪ 501 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,242 ♪ De-dum-de-de-dum ♪ 502 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,369 ♪ De-dum-de-dum-de-de-dum ♪ 503 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,121 Get along, little slave. 504 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,122 Oh, my God. 505 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,207 That's what our boys were talking about? 506 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,502 [ Bell jingling ] Ding ding! Ding ding! 507 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,170 He is so courageous. 508 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,131 Say, Mr. Slave. 509 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,549 Yes, Mr. Garrison? 510 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:56,219 I had a dream last night that you were a real dick. 511 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,178 Really? 512 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,472 Why would you dream that I was being an asshole? 513 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,183 No, no. I was the asshole. 514 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,895 Oh, that is so courageous. 515 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,273 What an amazing human being. 516 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,443 Uh, I-I'm very happy to get this award. 517 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,654 But you know what makes me even happier? 518 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,656 Sucking balls. 519 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,908 Ah. - Mm-hmm. 520 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,411 It isn't working. Sing your song, Mr. Slave. 521 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,620 ♪ I've got a little -- ♪ 522 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,747 Ooh! Oh, Jesus Christ. 523 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,291 What's happening in there? 524 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,168 Hang on, Lemmiwinks! 525 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,295 You solved the Catatafish's riddle! 526 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,505 Now your trials are nearly through! 527 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,134 Oh, I should have never shoved all those poor animals 528 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,886 up my ass! 529 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,891 Uh... 530 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:43,892 Courageous. 531 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:44,976 So courageous! 532 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,020 God damn it! Don't you people get it?! 533 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,813 I'm trying to get fired here! 534 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,191 Oh, that's courageous. 535 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,859 Look, this kind of behavior 536 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,028 should not be acceptable from a teacher! 537 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,322 Yeah. Jesus Christ. 538 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,992 But the museum tells us to be tolerant. 539 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,869 Yes. The museum. 540 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,787 The museum tells us. 541 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,664 Tolerant, but not stupid! 542 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,875 Look, just because you have to tolerate something 543 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,960 doesn't mean you have to approve of it. 544 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,005 If you had to like it, it'd be called the Museum of Acceptance. 545 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,633 "Tolerate" means you're just putting up with it. 546 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,384 You tolerate a crying child 547 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,844 sitting next to you on the airplane 548 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,679 or you tolerate a bad cold. 549 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,097 It can still piss you off! 550 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,141 Jesus tap-dancing Christ! 551 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,392 He's right. 552 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,144 Our boys didn't hate homosexuals. 553 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,188 They just hated the way this asshole was acting. 554 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,398 We've got to get our boys back! 555 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,316 [ Sighs ] 556 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:37,570 So now can I please get fired and get my $25 million? 557 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,406 No. No. I think I have a better idea. 558 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,534 We're sorry, boys. 559 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,578 Why didn't you tell us your teachers were acting 560 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:46,663 so over the top? 561 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,499 Yes. You boys don't know how much we've suffered. 562 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,210 Come on. Let's go. 563 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,504 But this is insane! 564 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,630 I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison, 565 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,424 but it's obvious you aren't tolerant of your own behavior. 566 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,677 What do we have here? New recruits? 567 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,678 I assure you, 568 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,722 the next week will be nothing but pain and suffering! 569 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,225 Ooh. This could be kind of fun. 570 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,268 Oh! 571 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,394 [ Coughs ] [ Squeaks ] 572 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,187 ♪ Lemmiwinks has made it out ♪ 573 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,523 ♪ The tale is nearly through ♪ 574 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,483 Great job, Lemmiwinks. 575 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,610 Thanks to you, we are all free. 576 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,237 But your adventures are just beginning, 577 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,781 for you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks. 578 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,326 You are the Gerbil King. 579 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,705 [All ] All hail the Gerbil King! 580 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,623 ♪ Now that you're the Gerbil King ♪ 581 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,458 ♪ There's more adventures to go on ♪ 582 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,085 ♪ Fly away to faraway lands ♪ 583 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,753 ♪ And to the setting sun ♪ 584 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,882 ♪ There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight ♪ 585 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,553 ♪ For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King to be told another night ♪ 586 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,722 ♪ Lemmi-- Lemmi-- Lemmiwinks ♪ 587 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:46,973 ♪ Lem-- Lemmiwinks ♪ 588 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,308 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 589 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,934 ♪ Lemmi -- Lemmiwinks ♪ 590 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,269 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 591 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,979 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 592 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,772 ♪ Gerbil King ♪ 593 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,484 [ Groans ] Jesus -- Jesus Christ! 594 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,736 Oh!