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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Dude, I wonder where Kyle is.

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Maybe he caught a disease
and died.

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That'd be so awesome.

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That's not funny.
You shouldn't joke about that.

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Mrph.
- Who's joking?

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[ Door opens, closes ]

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You guys! You guys!
I have awesome news!

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- You have AIDS?!
- No.

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This Saturday, for my birthday,

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my mom said she's taking me
to Casa Bonita in Denver,

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and I get to invite
three friends!

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Wow!
Casa Bonita!

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- Mrph rm!
- What's Casa Bonita?

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Dude, haven't you ever
been there?

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It's a big Mexican restaurant,

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but they have, like,
cliff jumpers

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and Black Bart's cave
and all kinds of stuff!

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It's like the Disneyland
of Mexican restaurants.

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This Saturday!
Awesome!

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♪ Casa Boni-ta, Casa Boni-ta ♪

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♪ Food and fun
in a festive atmosphere ♪

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- ♪ Casa Boni-ta ♪
- Who said I'm inviting you?

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You...Your mom said
you could take three friends.

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Yes. Three friends.
You're not my friend.

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Well, come on, Kyle.

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Who the hell else you gonna
take besides Stan and Kenny?

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I'm gonna take Butters.

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He invited me to his birthday
party, so I owe him one.

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Butters?! You're gonna take
that butthole? Why?

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Because Butters isn't
a total dick to me.

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I have never been a dick to you.

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Oh, please.

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All you ever do is call me names
and rip on me for being Jewish.

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Kyle, when have I ever ripped
on you for being a Jew?

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Oh, yeah?
Well, you're a stupid Jew.

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- You're a Jew.
- Shut your goddamn Jew mouth!

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- Good job, Jew.
- ♪ Jews ♪

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- Shut up, Jew.
- You're Jewish.

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- Dude, he's Jewish.
- Jew.

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- Jew.
- Jew.

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- Jew.
- Jew!

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- Jew!
- Jew.

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I told you Jewish people
don't have rhythm.

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Fuck off, Cartman!

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Okay.
Except maybe for that one time.

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You've always been a dick to me,
and I'm not inviting you.

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Kyle, you don't understand.

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Casa Bonita is my most favorite
place in the whole world.

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I'll just -- I'll just die
if you don't take me. Please!

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Sorry.
My mind's made up.

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Well, fuck you, Kyle!

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I don't want to go to your
faggy birthday party anyway!

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I'd rather hang out at home
than have to be around you

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and your Jew mom for a day!

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Kiss my balls, asshole!

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[ Door opens, slams ]

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[ Door opens, closes ]

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Dude, I totally
didn't mean that, Kyle.

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I-I really, really want to go
to Casa Bonita.

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I'm sorry we had that fight
just now.

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You know, I said some things,
you said some things,

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but I think it was good
and we've moved past it.

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I'm not inviting you
to Casa Bonita.

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Well, fuck you, Kyle!

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I hope you die!
I hope you fucking die!

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[ Door opens, slams ]

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[ Harp playing ]

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- [ Mariachi music plays ]
- Casa Bonita! Come on, you guys!

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Oh, awesome!

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Come on, you guys.
Black Bart's cave!

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Wow!
Cliff divers!

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More sopaipillas, please.

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[ Music continues ]

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I'm not inviting you, Cartman.
You can't go.

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No!

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No!

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No! Casa Bonita!
No!

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[ Screams ]

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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God damn it.
I have to get invited to go!

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I'm just gonna have to start
being nice to Kyle.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Hi, Kyle.

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That isn't it, Cartman.

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What isn't it?

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That's not being nice.

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That's just putting on
a nice sweater.

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I don't understand
the difference.

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I know you don't.

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[ Lock clicks ]

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[ Bell rings ]

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Jimmy!
Hey, Jimmy, wait up!

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Dude, I need your advice
on something.

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Well, sure, Eric.

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W-What seems to be
the p-problem?

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Well, everybody likes you,
Jimmy,

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and you seem to be really good
with people.

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So I was wondering
if you could tell me --

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How do you act nice to people?

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Well, the best thing is
not to <i>act</i> nice, Eric.

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The best thing is to be
genuinely nice.

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Okay. So how do you act
genuinely nice to people?

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Well, Eric, p-part of being nice

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is just making people smile
and laugh.

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The best way to do that
is by telling a f-fantastic joke

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or a humorous anecd--
anecdo-o-o...

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anecdote.

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Like what?

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Well, like try this one on
for size.

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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?

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Ingmar Bergman.

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Now you say,
"Ingmar Bergman who?"

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[ Grunts ]

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Take that, Jimmy!
And that!

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And don't you <i>ever</i> talk bad
about Kyle again!

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Kyle is my friend!

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And if you say you had sex
with his mom one more time,

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I'm gonna really let you
have it!

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You hear me?!

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Oh. Kyle.
Hey.

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You really think that beating up
a handicapped kid is being nice?

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Uh...h-hey, Kyle.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock, Kyle.

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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STAN:
Yeah, Casa Bonita this Saturday.

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Wow!
That's gonna be so fun!

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Yeah, it'll be awesome.
Just the four of us.

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Mrph!

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[ Bell rings ]

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Hey, Kyle.

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- Well?
- Well, what?

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How are you going to try
to get invited

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- to Casa Bonita this time?
- I'm not, Kyle.

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I know you already told Butters
he could go.

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Oh. Well, yeah.
I-I did.

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So fine, Kyle.

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But honestly,
I never meant to make you feel

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like you didn't matter
at all to me.

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I know we argue all the time
and I give you tons of crap,

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but we've also been through
a lot together.

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And maybe that alone
doesn't make us friends,

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but it makes us something.

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So whatever, you know?

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Just --
I hope things can be cool.

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I'm still not inviting you
to Casa Bonita.

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I know, Kyle.
I'll see you later.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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H-Hey, Cartman.

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You really don't care
that you can't go?

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I care, sure,
but I hope it doesn't mean

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you and me and Stan and Kenny
can't hang out anymore.

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That's exactly what I wanted
to hear from you all along.

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I-I still have to take Butters,

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but I hope things can be cool,
too.

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Good.

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And hey, if for some reason
Butters can't go to Casa Bonita,

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you can take his place.

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Sweet.
Whatever.

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Bingo.

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[ Insects chirping ]

172
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What's this all about, Eric?

173
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Butters, can you keep a secret?

174
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Well, sure, I can.

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For the past five days,
I've been looking out into space

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for a school project.

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This morning at 3:45 a.m.,

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I caught first sight
of something terrible.

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How terrible?

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A meteor.

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A meteor the size of Wyoming --
heading right for Earth.

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- What?!
- Now, look, I could be wrong.

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I pray that I'm wrong.

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But I just want you to take
a look and see what you think.

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[ Ominous music plays ]

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- Do you see anything?
- I just see stars.

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Keep looking.

188
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Sometimes it takes your eyes
a minute to adjust.

189
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Nope.
I don't see any --

190
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Whoa! Wait! Oh, my God!
I see it! I see it!

191
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It's a meteor!
Oh, my God!

192
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Oh, my God!

193
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Does it look like
it's getting closer?

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It is!
It is getting closer!

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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

196
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That meteor is the size
of Wyoming,

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and it's on a collision course
for Earth.

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When do you think
it'll get here?

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I-I don't know.

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I'd have to do
some calculations.

201
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10 to the power of 1 base 9
divided by pi plus 5 minus 3.

202
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- Oh, Jesus.
- What?

203
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According to my calculations,

204
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that meteor's gonna hit Earth
in less than four hours.

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- You mean we're gonna die?!
- No! No, Butters!

206
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We are going to live!

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Do you hear me?
We are going to live!

208
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We've just -- We've got to find
a bomb shelter.

209
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W-Where is there a bomb shelter?

210
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Stan's Uncle Jimbo.

211
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He has a bomb shelter
in his backyard.

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- Come on, Butters. Hurry!
- Aah!

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[ Breathing heavily ]

214
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Here we go!
The bomb shelter's down here!

215
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Oh, God!
Oh, Jesus!

216
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All right.
We should be safe in here.

217
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There's dried food and water
to last us for weeks.

218
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But what about everyone else?

219
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I have to tell my parents
so they can come here, too!

220
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No! Butters!
I can't let you risk it.

221
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- I'll go up and get the others.
- Are you sure?

222
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I'm not sure of anything
anymore.

223
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[ Insects chirping ]

224
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Now, Butters, listen.

225
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No matter what happens,

226
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no matter what you hear,
do not come out.

227
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If I don't make it back in time
with the others,

228
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then it will be up to you
to repopulate the earth.

229
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But I'm the only one down here.

230
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What am I supposed to
repopulate with?

231
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Well, you know,
with your wiener.

232
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Just stay down here
until you hear word from me.

233
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And pray, Butters.

234
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Pray for all mankind.

235
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[ Hinge squeaks, latch clicks ]

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- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Oh, God. Oh, God.

237
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Where is Butters?

238
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We were supposed to leave
40 minutes ago.

239
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Well, I think we better just go
without him, Kyle.

240
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It's getting late.

241
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Yeah. Screw him.
Let's go.

242
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- [ Doorbell rings ]
- Oh, finally.

243
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Happy birthday, Kyle.

244
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I just wanted to stop by
and give you your present.

245
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Oh.
Thanks, dude.

246
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Hope you have a good one.
See you later.

247
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Oh, wait.
Cartman.

248
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Yes?

249
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,603
Butters didn't show.

250
00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,188
You want to go to Casa Bonita
with us?

251
00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,690
Butters didn't show?
I can't believe it.

252
00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,692
Are you sure you told him
the right time and everything?

253
00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,653
I told him 5:30,
and we got to get going. You in?

254
00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,863
Well, I really would need to
go home first and get my --

255
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,449
N-No, I guess I have everything
I need. Okay. Sure.

256
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,617
All right.
Let's go.

257
00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,118
Okay, boys.
Get in the car.

258
00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,079
Casa Bonita, here we come.

259
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,206
- ♪ Casa Boni-ta, Casa Boni-ta ♪
- Oh, hello, Chris, Linda.

260
00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:03,043
Hello, everyone.
H-Have any of you seen our son?

261
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,088
Butters was supposed to go
with us to Casa Bonita tonight.

262
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,800
We know. But he...hasn't
been home since last night.

263
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,802
The police have been
looking everywhere, but --

264
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:12,844
[ Sobs ]

265
00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,179
Well, thank you.

266
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,974
Uh, please let us know
if you find out anything.

267
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:20,811
[ Sobs ]
Oh, Butters!

268
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,145
Oh, dude, weak.

269
00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,064
Yeah.
Man, that sucks about Butters.

270
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,357
Well, let's get going, shall we?

271
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,608
Nah.

272
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,152
I-I can't go to have a birthday
party while Butters is missing.

273
00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,362
Yeah.
It's kind of weird.

274
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,781
Yeah, yeah.
I-I think you're right.

275
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,617
But on the other hand, I think
Butters would want us to go.

276
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,952
You know Butters.

277
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,787
No. I can't.
We should help look for him.

278
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,290
- Yeah.
- That's very good of you, boys.

279
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,792
We can postpone Casa Bonita
until next Saturday.

280
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,793
Next Saturday?!

281
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,379
I'll never be able to keep
Butters down in the...

282
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,756
in the depths of my heart
for that long.

283
00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,425
I sure hope he turns up
before then.

284
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,844
We should check Stark's Pond.
Butters always hangs out there.

285
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,596
Yeah, and then we can try
the football field.

286
00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,556
I'll drive you boys.

287
00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,975
Oh, God damn it!

288
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,768
How am I gonna keep Butters
down in that bomb shelter

289
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,395
for a whole week?!

290
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,190
[ Dramatic music plays ]

291
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,525
All right, folks.

292
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,694
This is the little boy
we're looking for --

293
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,864
Leopold Stotch,
also known as Butters.

294
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,992
He's been missing for two days
and was last seen at the school.

295
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,453
Let's go find him.

296
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,875
"Dried food rations.

297
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,044
Add water
to beef-flavored square."

298
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,504
- [ Door opens ]
- Hello?

299
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,631
Hello?

300
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,258
Butters!

301
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,301
Aah!

302
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,218
Butters!

303
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,054
Oh, God.
It was -- it was horrible.

304
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,555
W-What happened?

305
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,183
The meteor struck the earth
sooner than I predicted.

306
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,851
[ Grunts ]
There was no time.

307
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,144
No time.

308
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,313
What about my parents?
Did you see them?

309
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,148
There was mass confusion,
p-panic.

310
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,150
People were crawling all over
each other in the streets.

311
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,985
It was awful.
Then it hit.

312
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,820
Millions were evaporated
instantly.

313
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,157
The rest of us...walking around
in a cloud of toxic radiation.

314
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,659
[ Coughs ]

315
00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,951
Oh, my God.
Let me see!

316
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,537
No, Butters! If you come up,
you'll get infected, too.

317
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,706
You best wait for
the radiation levels to go down.

318
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,917
Probably...next week sometime.

319
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,585
After Saturday.
[ Grunts ]

320
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,129
How many survivors are there?
You should all come down here!

321
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,924
We can't come down there or else
we'll contaminate you, Butters.

322
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,927
No. We just have to survive
the best we can.

323
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,012
Wow.

324
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,181
Eric, I can never thank you
enough

325
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,849
for everything you've done
for me.

326
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,518
Thank me by living, Butters.

327
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,187
Live and...rebuild.

328
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,272
[ Coughs ]
I've got to go.

329
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,275
Remember -- wait one week
for the toxic levels to go down.

330
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,276
After Saturday.

331
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,778
G-Goodbye.

332
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,988
[ Hinge squeaks, latch clicks ]

333
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,907
All right.
Just six days, Butters.

334
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,075
Sit tight.

335
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,911
Tom, it has now been three days

336
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,080
since the Stotch child
has gone missing.

337
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,125
Townspeople continue to search,
but hope is dwindling.

338
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,128
All right, folks. I want to
thank you for all your efforts.

339
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,337
Three days is a long time,

340
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,132
but we've got to keep going
if we're gonna find him.

341
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,134
[ Thinking ]
You're not going to find him.

342
00:11:57,259 --> 00:12:00,470
Not until after Saturday, when I
finally go to Casa Bonita.

343
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,931
[ Mariachi music plays ]

344
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,980
Many times in cases like these,
a child can trap themselves.

345
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,648
It's important
that we spread our search

346
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,609
to duct pipes, wells,
and bomb shelters.

347
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,611
[ Needle scratches ]

348
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,405
W-Whoa. What?

349
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,906
I say we need to move the search

350
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,825
to ducts, wells,
and bomb shelters.

351
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,910
Let's move out, people.
Every second counts.

352
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,829
[ Down-tempo music plays ]

353
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,539
Aah!

354
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,167
♪ But if you leave me now ♪

355
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,128
♪ You take away the biggest part
of me ♪

356
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,796
♪ Ooh, girl ♪

357
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,048
♪ Baby, please don't go ♪

358
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,884
♪ Ooh, girl -- ♪

359
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,094
- [ Door opens ]
- Eric?

360
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,137
Eric, is that you?

361
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,890
Oh, God! They're coming!
They're coming!

362
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,892
We've got to get out of here!
They're coming this way!

363
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,311
- Who's coming this way?
- The cannibals. Don't you know?!

364
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,271
The meteor destroyed
all society, Butters.

365
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,732
Now Earth is ruled by packs
of wild humans gone mad!

366
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,525
Those who survived
are now being hunted

367
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,860
by flesh-starved cannibals!

368
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,862
Oh, God!
I hate cannibals!

369
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,697
They're coming this way.
I can hear them.

370
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,199
They'll find you down here
for sure.

371
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,909
And when they do,
they'll eat you alive.

372
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:04,826
No!

373
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,286
We got to get you out of here!
Come on!

374
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,914
Oh, no! Wait! I forgot!
The toxic radiation!

375
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,749
Hey, wait.
We can use this box.

376
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,376
There we go. That should keep
you protected from the toxins.

377
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,878
But I can't see nothing.

378
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,506
Believe me, Butters, you don't
want to see what's up there.

379
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,091
Now, come on. I'll guide you
to a safer location.

380
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,343
[ Insects chirping ]

381
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,929
There you go. Two more steps
and you're at the top.

382
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,139
- Good.
- Are we out in the destruction?

383
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,057
Yes.

384
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,975
There's nothing but smoldering
bodies all around you,

385
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,561
burnt-out buildings,
and what used to be our town.

386
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,355
- Oh, man.
- All right. This way, Butters.

387
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,398
Just follow the sound
of my voice.

388
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,068
Right now we're walking by
what used to be people's houses,

389
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,986
now just smoldering,
burnt piles of rubble.

390
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,239
Oh.
Oh, it's terrible.

391
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,241
We're coming now to the crater
where the meteor hit --

392
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,284
a hole in the earth
over two miles in diameter.

393
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,661
Whoa.

394
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,247
Here we are
at the old gas station.

395
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:53,458
It survived a lot of the impact.
We might be safe here.

396
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,502
Bragh-agh-agh-agh-agh!
Oh, my God!

397
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,419
What?

398
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,630
It's a cannibal!
Stay back, cannibal!

399
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,465
Bragh-agh-agh-agh-bragh!

400
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,633
[ Screams ]

401
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,969
I've got to fight them off!
[ Grunts ]

402
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,137
Stay away from Butters!
He's humanity's last hope!

403
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,973
Bragh-agh-agh-agh-agh!
Bragh-agh-agh-agh-agh!

404
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,140
Aah!
He bit me!

405
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,810
- He bit off my hand!
- [ Screams ]

406
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,020
Oh, God! He's eating my hand
like a piece of chicken!

407
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,022
Can you hear the bones crack?
Agh-nagh-nagh!

408
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,774
- Agh-nagh-nagh-Nagh!
- [ Stick snapping ]

409
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,734
- Oh!
- Wait! Look here!

410
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,444
There's a dead body
with an ax in the back!

411
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,155
I'll pull out the ax and use it
to cut off the cannibal's head!

412
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,615
Bragh-agh!

413
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,450
Die!
[ Grunts ]

414
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,995
Ooh! What happened?
What happened?!

415
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,913
[ Breathing heavily ]
The cannibal...

416
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,331
The cannibal is dead, Butters.

417
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,417
But he bit me, which means
soon I will have a thirst

418
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,294
- for human flesh as well.
- Oh, no!

419
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,378
We have no choice, Butters.

420
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,380
We have to lock you away
where even I can't get to you.

421
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,214
W-Where?

422
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,175
Look.
There's an old refrigerator.

423
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,051
Get inside, Butters!

424
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,636
I'll break off the handle
so nobody can get to you.

425
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,470
Are you coming?

426
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,763
It's too late for me.

427
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,849
I can already feel my body
start to change.

428
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,185
[ Grunts ]
No! Must fight it!

429
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,605
Don't open this door
for anybody, Butters.

430
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,691
No matter what you hear,
stay inside for four days.

431
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,276
Here's some water and food
from the shelter.

432
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,487
Eric, you're the best friend
in the whole world.

433
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,323
I...I love you.

434
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,741
I love you, too, man.

435
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,785
I just -- [ Grunts ]
Oh! You look so delicious!

436
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,289
- Must eat your brains!
- [ Screams ]

437
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,958
[ Dog barking in distance ]

438
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,628
[ Chuckles ]

439
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,632
[ Beeping ]

440
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,098
- [Alarm rings ]
- Ha!

441
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,393
It's Wednesday!
It's Wednesday!

442
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,730
Only three more days
to Casa Bonita.

443
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,565
I'm gonna go through
Black Bart's cave first.

444
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,484
No. I'm gonna watch
the cliff divers first.

445
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,944
Maybe if I tell 'em
it's my birthday,

446
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,528
they'll let me cliff-dive
into the pool.

447
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,364
Oh, that would be so badass.

448
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,578
[ Thumping ]

449
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,040
[ Coughs ]

450
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,416
[ Breathing heavily ]

451
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,002
Oh.
Finally I can breathe the --

452
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,212
Oh, my God.

453
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,546
[ Down-tempo music plays ]

454
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:07,050
Oh, my God.
The meteor took out everything!

455
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,094
It's all destroyed.

456
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,303
Nothing left.

457
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,639
Hello?

458
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,725
Are there any --
Are there any other survivors?

459
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,727
Hello?

460
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,230
Oh, that must have been
where the library was.

461
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,898
And that was probably
the school.

462
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:22,899
Hello?

463
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,067
[ Rustling ]

464
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,151
Oh, I forgot.

465
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,570
I got to watch out
for radioactive cannibals.

466
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,365
- [ Suspenseful music plays ]
- Is that a cannibal?

467
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,617
Sir? Ma'am?

468
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,788
Oh.

469
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,665
Aw!
It's a little dog.

470
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,250
Well, hello there, Mr. Dog.

471
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,836
Looks like you and me
are the only ones that survived.

472
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,796
We should stick together,
huh, Mr. Dog?

473
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,839
Well, come on.

474
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,674
We got to start cleaning up
this mess

475
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,384
and rebuilding civilization.

476
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,762
Boy, that meteor sure did make
everything stinky.

477
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,019
CARTMAN: ♪ We're on our way
to Casa Boni-ta ♪

478
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,895
♪ We're gonna be there
very soon ♪

479
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,522
You are gonna love Casa Bonita,
Stan.

480
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,233
There's this part where you can
dress up in old Western clothes

481
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,943
and get your photo taken
in a fake jail.

482
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,653
- Really?
- Yeah. It's pretty cool.

483
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,863
"Pretty cool"?

484
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,573
So should we go
to Black Bart's cave first

485
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,615
or watch the puppet show?

486
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,117
I think we should go through
Black Bart's cave right away

487
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,785
'cause we're gonna want to do it
seven or eight times.

488
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,912
Then we'll watch the cliff
divers before the puppet show.

489
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:18,955
Dude, it's Kyle's birthday.

490
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,290
We should do
whatever he wants to do.

491
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,042
What?
Fuck Kyle.

492
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,088
Ha ha. J-Just kidding!
Birthday joke.

493
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,007
Of course we do
whatever Kyle wants.

494
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,258
Happy birthday, Kyle.

495
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,469
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

496
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,470
♪ Happy... ♪

497
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,680
ALL:
♪ Birthday to you ♪

498
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,349
♪ Happy birthday, dear Kyle ♪

499
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,311
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

500
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,396
[ Birds chirping ]

501
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,109
BUTTERS: ♪ You take away
the biggest part of me ♪

502
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,486
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

503
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,530
♪ Oh, baby, please don't go ♪

504
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,491
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, girl ♪

505
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,410
♪ I just have to find
my senses ♪

506
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,162
- Hello?
- [ Screams ]

507
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,830
Who are you?
Are you infected?

508
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,082
With what?

509
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,416
You're not a cannibal, are you?

510
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,793
No.

511
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,795
Oh.
Oh, good.

512
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,129
You're a survivor, like me.

513
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,714
Look, Mr. Dog.
Another survivor.

514
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,799
And it's a lady, too.

515
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,052
That means we <i>can</i> repopulate
the earth. Yippee!

516
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,262
Kid, what are you doing here?

517
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,597
I'm rebuilding society.

518
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,724
Here.
Take a look.

519
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,060
This is the library.
And over here is the bank.

520
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,395
That over there I'm thinking
of making into a P.F. Chang's

521
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,480
or a Bennigan's.

522
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,274
And this is a memorial
to Eric Cartman,

523
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,194
the person who gave his life
so that I could rebuild society.

524
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,779
Well, ma'am,
I guess we should start

525
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,115
repopulating the earth, huh?

526
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,243
I'm ready whenever you are.

527
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,371
Kid, I don't know
what you think is going on,

528
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,498
but this place is a dump.

529
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,125
Hey!
That's not very nice.

530
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,669
This is my first society.
I'm doing my best.

531
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,338
No. I mean
you're at the garbage dump.

532
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,757
Town is right over there,
everybody is fine,

533
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,885
and I think they've been looking
for you for over a week.

534
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,434
Oh.

535
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,897
Ma'am, can I use your phone?

536
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,483
CARTMAN:
We're here! We're here!

537
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,985
Casa Bonita!

538
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,154
Oh, man!
This is gonna be so great!

539
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,281
Wait up, Eric.
We need to stay together.

540
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,241
- [ Cellphone rings ]
- Hold on, boys.

541
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,701
That's my cellphone.

542
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,619
Hello?

543
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,371
Yes.

544
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,873
Oh!
That's great!

545
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,916
Boys, they found Butters.
He's okay!

546
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,085
- Oh, awesome.
- I knew he'd turn up.

547
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,213
Yes, Eric Cartman is with us.
Why?

548
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,175
- Oh, <i>really?</i>
- What?

549
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,343
Yes, I will certainly
let him know.

550
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,845
Thank you.

551
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,513
Well, it appears that Eric here

552
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,265
is responsible
for Butters missing

553
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,392
because <i>he</i> wanted to go
to Casa Bonita.

554
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,143
What?

555
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,188
Eric, the South Park police
are already on their way here

556
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,814
to have a little talk with you.

557
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,274
But...Casa Bonita.

558
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,567
I should have known better.

559
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,569
You never cared
about my birthday at all.

560
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,029
But I -- But...

561
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,363
Stand back!

562
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,323
Cartman, stop it.

563
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,910
I am going to Casa Bonita.

564
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,786
- [ Sirens wailing ]
- It's too late, fat-ass.

565
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,872
They'll be here
in less than a minute.

566
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,248
- [ Grunts ]
- Aah!

567
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,626
Less than a minute.
Less than a minute!

568
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:10,835
Cartman!

569
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,171
[ Mariachi music playing ]

570
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,590
Oh, awesome!

571
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,716
Excuse me.
Excuse me.

572
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,886
Can I just eat some of your --
Thank you. Thank you.

573
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,347
Okay. Oh!
Got to get to Black Bart's cave!

574
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,015
[ Grunts ] Excuse me!
Excuse me!

575
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,266
Coming through.
Black Bart's cave.

576
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,644
Oh! Oh, scary!
Look! A skeleton!

577
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,145
Oh, man, I'm so scared.

578
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,813
[ Breathing heavily ]

579
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,775
Oh, that was awesome.
Oh! Cliff divers!

580
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,657
Come on!
Come on! Dive!

581
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,951
Dive, asshole!

582
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,496
Oh, awesome!
That was cool, huh?

583
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,373
[ Music continues ]

584
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,540
Ah!

585
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,667
[ Grunts ]

586
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,835
Come on.
Come on.

587
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,214
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

588
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,799
Sopaipillas!

589
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,717
Can I get some sopaipillas,
please?!

590
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,135
Sweet.

591
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,972
Oh! Ooh! Puppet show!
Puppet show!

592
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,014
Aah!

593
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,724
- Cartman!
- Aah!

594
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,393
[ Breathing heavily ]

595
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,186
All right, kid.
End of the line.

596
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,358
Yes!

597
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,318
Jesus Christ!

598
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,241
[ Coughing ]

599
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,620
Well, kid, you made
an entire town panic,

600
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,038
you lost all your friends,

601
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,916
and now you're going
to juvenile hall for a week.

602
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,085
[ Chuckles ]
Was it worth it?

603
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,796
Totally.

