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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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M'kay, kids.
Can I have it quiet, please?
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M'kay.
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M'kay. Quiet now.
The assembly is about to start.
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M'kay.
- [ Indistinct conversations ]
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Uh, quiet, m-m'kay.
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[ Feedback blares ]
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[All screaming ]
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Okay.
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Uh, now, kids, we have a really
fun motivational group today
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who are gonna talk to you
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about the dangers of smoking,
m'kay.
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So please give a very big
South Park Cows welcome to...
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Butt Out!
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[ Slow introduction,
up-tempo music plays ]
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Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
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Get those hands up!
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Get those hands up!
- Come on!
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Clap!
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♪ Butt out, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Give that cigarette butt
a throw ♪
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♪ Butt out, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Smoking's got to go ♪
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[ Music ends ]
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Oh, no.
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Yeah!
- All right! Whoo!
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Hey, students!
How are we all feeling today?
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Whoo!
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Hey, did you guys know
that each year
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over 600,000 people a year
die from smoking...a year?
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600,000?
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Are you sure
you're not just blowing smoke?
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[ Laughter ]
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Blow smoke? Us?
No way!
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Because we don't
need to smoke --
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and neither do you, right, kids?
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Butt out!
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Break it down!
- [ Up-tempo hip-hop plays ]
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[ Beat-boxing ]
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[ Rapping ]
♪ Butt out, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ It's cool to say no ♪
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♪ Butt out, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Smoking's got to go ♪
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[ Beat-boxing ]
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♪ Smokin', no ♪
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♪ No smokin' ♪
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Freestyle!
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Vernon!
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♪ Tick-tock, tick-tock,
tick-tick tick ♪
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♪ Don't smoke,
don't ever smoke ♪
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Kyle!
- Kyle!
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♪ B to the U to the T to the T
to the... ♪
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Dude, this is unbearable.
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I'm going to kill myself.
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♪...R to the E to the T
to the T to the E ♪
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♪ Butt out, cigarette! ♪
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- Randy!
- Randy!
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♪ Smoke, you know,
has got to go ♪
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♪ You go -- you got to know
to say the no... ♪
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[ Groans ]
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[ Beat-boxing ]
Pam!
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[ Imitates creaking,
air hissing ]
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[ High-pitched ]
Do-o-o-n't smo-o-o-ke!
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Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
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You guys,
Kenny's eating his own hand.
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Hey, what's the big deal?
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I like smoking,
and it makes me cool.
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Oh, really?
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Do you think lung cancer
is cool, too?
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What about emphysema?
Is that cool?
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And what about abortion
and AIDS?
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Pfft. That's nones the cool.
- Word.
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Yeah, so butt out.
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♪ Butt out, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Give that cigarette butt
a throw... ♪
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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♪ Smoking's got to go ♪
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Remember, kids, if you smoke,
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you could grow up
to be a failure.
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Worse yet,
you could grow up to be dead!
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So don't believe what those evil
tobacco companies tell you.
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Yeah, because if you don't
smoke, you can grow up to be...
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[all]
Just like us!
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[ Coughing ]
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Here. Give me another one.
[ Coughs ]
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Oh, dude, this is really hard.
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[ Coughing ]
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Oh, shit.
Here comes Mr. Mackey!
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Throw 'em away!
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[ Coughing ]
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Dude, here he co--
[ Coughs ]
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Got to stop coughing.
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[ Stifling coughs ]
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Boys, what are you doing
back here?
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[ Gulps ]
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I asked you a question.
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What are you doing
back here, m'kay?
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Nubbi'.
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What?
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Nubbi' -- Nu--
Nubb--
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Aah! Sick!
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Gross, dude!
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[ Coughing ]
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Well, hey,
if I didn't know any better,
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I'd think you boys
had been smoking!
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[ Coughing ] No.
No, Mr. Mackey.
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We don't have any cigarettes.
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Well, you'd better not.
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Because let me tell you
something about smoking.
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Uh, smoking's bad, m'kay.
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And, uh, if you start smoking
at an early age, m'kay,
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I-it's gonna be bad.
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M'kay?
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Because, uh, smoking can lead to
all kinds of health problems,
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like cancer.
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M'kay, and let me tell you
something about cancer, m'kay.
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Uh, cancer's bad.
M'kay?
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And, uh -- What --
What the...
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Holy shit, m'kay!
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[Alarm ringing ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Aah!
Jesus Christ!
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Whoops.
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Well, you boys have
certainly done it this time!
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[ Sing-song ]
We're sorry.
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Not as sorry
as you're going to be
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when your parents get here --
Ah. Here they come now.
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Oh, God.
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[ Knock on door ]
Come on in.
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Stanley, what did you do
this time?
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You'd better brace yourselves,
parents.
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The boys were caught...smoking.
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Smoking?!
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No.
It can't be.
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My son is not a filthy smoker.
[ Sobs ]
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Mom...Dad, it was just --
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I don't have a son!
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Eric! You've done a lot of
horrible things in your life.
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But smoking?
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You're grounded for three weeks.
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Three weeks?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Haven't you boys heard anything
about how harmful smoking is
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to you and those around you?
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Of course they haven't,
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because the tobacco companies
have gotten to them first.
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This is really their fault.
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Yeah!
This is really their fault.
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No matter how much money
the antismoking groups spend,
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the tobacco companies are there
to fill our children's heads
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with lies and propaganda
that make them want to smoke.
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Yeah, huh?
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It's like the tobacco companies
have control of my mind.
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[ Straining ]
No. Must fight it.
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Tobacco companies making me
want to smoke. [ Grunts ]
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Oh, my goodness.
I had no idea.
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Are you okay, sweetie?
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Well, those Goddamn
tobacco companies
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aren't gonna have control
over my kid!
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I say we bring them down!
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We need the help of the greatest
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antismoking celebrity
that ever lived -- Rob Reiner.
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Who's Rob Reiner?
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[ Breathing heavily ]
I don't understand it.
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I pushed a law for higher taxes
on cigarettes.
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I lobbied to get images
of cigarettes
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removed from movies and art.
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I forced smokers out of bars
and parks.
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But still I get letters
from parents
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saying their kids are doing it.
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Apparently,
people still don't understand
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how bad smoking is for them.
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Don't they know how dangerous
it is to their health?
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Don't they know the hazard
of secondhand smoke?
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According to the letter, sir,
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the town has a tobacco company
quite near them.
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Yeah.
That must be it.
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The tobacco companies,
with their millions of dollars
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and their slick desks
and fancy buildings --
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They're the ones
making children want to smoke.
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They're the ones hurting
our nation's health.
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I will not stand by
and see the children of America
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corrupted by those bastards!
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This is war!
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[ Band playing "The Stars
and Stripes Forever" ]
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You guys, maybe we should
come clean right now
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and tell everyone it wasn't
the tobacco companies
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that made us want to smoke.
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What?
- Why? It's perfect.
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If everyone's blaming
the tobacco companies,
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then nobody's blaming us.
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Yeah.
What's the problem?
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It's just that this seems like
another one of those times
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when things are gonna get
way out of hand.
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It's been happening a lot
lately.
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How about this time we just
put a stop to it right now?
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You don't want to be grounded
for three weeks, do you?
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Yeah. Don't worry, dude.
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Things aren't gonna
get out of hand.
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Here he comes!
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[ Straining ]
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Damn it.
[ Grunts ]
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Butter!
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Butter!
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What'd he say?
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Butter!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Hello, South Park!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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It is so nice to see
an entire town come together
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to fight for good health.
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And I'm gonna help you!
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These poor, innocent children
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have been seduced
into smoking tobacco.
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So I say we fight fire
with fire!
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We're gonna use these children
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to bring the tobacco company
down!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Oh, no.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
All right, kids.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna sneak you
into the tobacco company
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by saying you kids want a tour
for a school paper.
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Once you're inside, I'm gonna --
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I'm gonna take photos,
and then we'll publish them,
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saying that the tobacco company
invited you over
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to seduce you into smoking.
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Got it?
- Got it!
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But...isn't that kind of lying?
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[ Burps ] We're just leveling
out the playing field.
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The tobacco companies lie to you
about the dangers of smoking.
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If we're gonna take them down,
we've got to lie right back.
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[ Sniffing ]
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Oh my God!
[ Coughs ]
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[ Coughs loudly ]
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Excuse me!
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Yes?
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Would you mind putting
that death stick out?
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But, uh, this is a bar.
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Isn't smoking illegal
in bars here?
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Not in Colorado.
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Oh, my God!
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What kind of backward hick state
is this?
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Look, man, I work 14 hours a day
at the sawmill.
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I just got off work,
and I need to relax.
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Well, when I relax, I just go
to my vacation house in Hawaii.
257
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,354
I ain't got a vacation house
in Hawaii.
258
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,774
Y-Your vacation house in Mexico,
then -- whatever it is!
259
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:11,653
Look, you are putting my life
and these boys' lives in danger
260
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,988
by smoking that in here.
261
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,157
And I am not gonna tolerate it!
262
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,951
I will end smoking in bars
in Colorado.
263
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,829
There will be no more smoking!
[ Grunts ]
264
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,123
Isn't he awesome, you guys?
- What?
265
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,459
Dude, he just goes around
imposing his will on people.
266
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,877
He's my idol.
267
00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,880
[ Dramatic music plays ]
268
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,006
All right, boys.
269
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,382
Just do what I tell you,
270
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,927
and we'll be able to sue this
tobacco company for $2 billion.
271
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,221
As soon as we get
into the main facility,
272
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,099
I'll snap the photo of you kids,
and we can all run out.
273
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,268
Think you can handle it?
- Handle it?
274
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,021
For $2 billion, I'd handle
my grandpa's balls, sir.
275
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,356
All right.
Great.
276
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,358
Okay.
Now watch yourselves, kids.
277
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,902
These tobacco-company people
will do anything
278
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,487
to get you hooked on smoking.
279
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,323
They are liars,
and they are frauds.
280
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,450
[ Door opens, closes ]
Can I help you?
281
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,536
[ Breathing heavily ]
Yes. My name is Rita Poon.
282
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,247
I called about my boys
wanting a tour.
283
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,624
Ah, yes, Mrs. Poon.
284
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,750
My name's Kevin Harris,
285
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,835
and I'm the vice president
of Big Tobacco.
286
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,254
Well, hello, Mr. Harris.
287
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,673
Well, come on in.
288
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,675
How about a little history
first?
289
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,803
Native Americans were the first
to cultivate the tobacco plant.
290
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,054
They smoked it in pipes
291
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,223
for medicinal
and ceremonial purposes.
292
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,725
Not if I were around,
they wouldn't have.
293
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,601
Excuse me?
294
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,478
Oh, nothing!
Please continue.
295
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,230
The first successful
commercial crop of tobacco
296
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,565
was cultivated in Virginia
in 1612.
297
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:31,566
Within seven years,
298
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,694
it was one of the country's
largest exports.
299
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,821
So tobacco helped to build
America.
300
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:36,863
That's right.
301
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,281
Over the next few centuries,
302
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:39,950
the tobacco business
was so great
303
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,284
that many slaves were brought
from Africa
304
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,703
to help work the fields.
305
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,705
Which means
if it weren't for tobacco,
306
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,082
many of our black friends
wouldn't be here today.
307
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,168
And so for centuries,
tobacco production flourished.
308
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,504
Nobody was even aware
of any dangers back then,
309
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,757
until, in 1965,
when Congress passed an act
310
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,092
forcing all tobacco companies
311
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,469
to put the Surgeon General's
warning on their packages.
312
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,972
So now everyone knows
the dangers of smoking,
313
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,807
and some people
still choose to do it,
314
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,768
and we believe that's what
being an American is all about.
315
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,603
That sounds
perfectly reasonable.
316
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,480
And here's our factory at work.
317
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,733
[ Light music plays ]
318
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,944
♪ With a hide-e-lie-dee-lie-dee
and a hide-e-lie-dee-lay ♪
319
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,780
♪ We work and we make cigarettes
all hide-e-lie-dee day ♪
320
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,948
♪ So folks can get a break-ee ♪
321
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,408
♪ From their stressful
lie-dee lives ♪
322
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,951
♪ And relax-ee
with the cigarettes ♪
323
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,995
♪ We make all day and night ♪
324
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,748
♪ I like to have a cigarette
every now and then ♪
325
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,542
♪ It makes me feel calmer
when the day is at an end ♪
326
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,295
♪ And if it gives me cancer
when I'm 80, I don't care ♪
327
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,214
♪ Who the hell wants to be 90
anyway? ♪
328
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,716
♪ So with
a hide-e-lie-dee-lie-dee ♪
329
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,301
♪ And a hide-e-lie-dee-lay ♪
330
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,179
♪ We work and we make cigarettes
all hide-e-lie-dee day ♪
331
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,305
♪ So folks can get a break-ee ♪
332
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,681
♪ From their stressful
lie-dee lives ♪
333
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,308
♪ And relax-ee
with the cigarettes ♪
334
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,518
♪ We make all day and night ♪
335
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,645
Well, I guess that's the end
of our tour.
336
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,523
Oh. Here, boys.
Let me get your picture.
337
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,276
Got it!
Ha!
338
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,361
You bastards are going down now!
339
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,405
What?
- I'm not Rita Poon.
340
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,617
I'm Rob Reiner!
And you've just been Reinered!
341
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,952
Come on, boys!
Let's make our escape!
342
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,871
Don't you try and stop us!
343
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:08,997
Oh!
[ Grunts ]
344
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,792
[ Gasps, screams ]
345
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,585
[ Screaming ]
346
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,212
Oh, my God!
347
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,923
Oh, boy.
That was great, kids.
348
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,634
Those people at the tobacco
company all seem really nice.
349
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,553
Yeah. You see that?
They got into your head.
350
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,014
Now you kids can meet
some good, decent people --
351
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,017
the folks who work
to get smoking banned.
352
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,977
[ Growling ]
353
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,104
[ Hissing ]
354
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,443
This is how we get rid
of smokers.
355
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,072
We go state to state and do
things like use bogus studies
356
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:46,034
and make expensive commercials
to get the public on our side
357
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,079
and force cigarette smokers
to stop.
358
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,205
Wow.
It's like --
359
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,791
It's like smoking brings a lot
of people just a little of joy,
360
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,835
and you get to take that
away from them.
361
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,253
You are so awesome.
362
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,462
Here you go, Bob.
363
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,882
This is Mr. Valkri.
He does all our Photoshop work.
364
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,094
Now all we have to do
is photoshop cigarettes
365
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,554
into your hands -- and bingo!
366
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,390
When this hits the papers,
the tobacco company is screwed!
367
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,268
[ Both laughing ]
368
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,436
But, dude,
you're making stuff up.
369
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,689
You kids need to understand
something, okay?
370
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,732
Sometimes lying is okay,
371
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:21,653
like when you know what's good
for people more than they do.
372
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,364
Oh, my God. That is exactly
what I've always said.
373
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,824
I love this guy.
374
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,701
Mr. Reiner,
your bill to have smoking
375
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,578
outlawed in bars here
didn't pass.
376
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,579
What?!
377
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,580
God damn it!
378
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,665
What the hell is wrong
with people in this state?
379
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,542
Apparently, several people here
still believe
380
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,711
there's no proof
secondhand smoke can kill you.
381
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,629
[ Exhales sharply ]
They want proof?
382
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,715
All right.
We'll give them proof!
383
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,718
Boys, I need one of you
to act in a commercial for us.
384
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,386
We'll shoot it tomorrow.
385
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,888
Wow!
A commercial?
386
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,099
You boys decide which one of you
would be best for the part.
387
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,100
All right, people!
388
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,270
We got to get moving on the bill
to ban smoking in parks here!
389
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,438
Let's go!
390
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,106
God.
He's just the best!
391
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,983
Mr. Reiner,
can I get you a muffin?
392
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,359
Or -- Or a cold drink perhaps?
393
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,987
You guys, I think we should
bail out of this right now.
394
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:04,821
Huh?
395
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,156
I just know
where this is heading.
396
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,283
It's gonna end up with the whole
town taking this too far
397
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,285
and us having to talk about
what we learned
398
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,578
to change everyone's minds.
399
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331
I say we just stop it right now
and go play cards or something.
400
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,457
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
401
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,583
Yeah.
Maybe you're right.
402
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,336
So, gentlemen,
looks like only one of us
403
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,879
gets to be
in the commercial, huh?
404
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,088
Who will it be?
405
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,049
Gentlemen, the game is on.
406
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,468
Go ahead. We don't want to be
in their stupid commercial.
407
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,511
Huh?
Oh, I get it, Kyle.
408
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,138
That's your Serbian-Jew
double bluff --
409
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,182
make me think you don't care
about being in the commercial
410
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,475
so maybe I won't either.
411
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,935
Oops.
Didn't work, did it, Kyle?
412
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,187
No, we really want nothing more
to do with these people.
413
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,272
Sure you don't, Kyle.
Oh, and neither do I.
414
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,815
I know what
you're gonna say next.
415
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,859
"How about none of us
show up tomorrow to do it?"
416
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,778
And I'm supposed to agree
so that tomorrow
417
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,988
you can waltz in all by yourself
and do the commercial.
418
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,200
That's Serbian-Jew double bluff,
and it ain't gonna work on me.
419
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,493
Heh heh heh.
420
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,078
Only one of us can be
in the commercial, gentlemen.
421
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,289
The game...is on.
422
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,798
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
423
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,179
Sorry, Kyle, but I'm afraid
only one of us
424
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,556
will be showing up to do the
commercial tomorrow!
425
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,142
Thought you had me with your
Serbian-Jew double bluff.
426
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,019
Well, let's see you try
to open this door now.
427
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,772
[ Laughing ]
428
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,482
What are you doing?
429
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,611
Oh.
Hello, Kyle.
430
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,490
Oh -- Oh, man.
Wait. This isn't my house.
431
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,492
Cartman, you go ahead
and do the commercial tomorrow.
432
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,493
But I'm warning you --
433
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,578
Those antismoking people
are liars and they're bullies
434
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,455
who will stop at nothing
to get what they want,
435
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,165
and that means
they're dangerous.
436
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,548
[ Laughs ]
Nice try, Kyle!
437
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,383
Let's see you try to get
through this door now.
438
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,801
[ Laughs ]
439
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,723
Okay, Eric.
This is gonna be real simple.
440
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,433
All you got to do
is just read the words
441
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,018
on the Teleprompter here.
442
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,269
[ Laughs ]
Okay.
443
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,646
Let's see how the tobacco
companies deal with this.
444
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,482
All right. Roll camera.
Roll the Teleprompter.
445
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,192
And whenever you're ready, Eric.
446
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,569
[ Giggling ]
Okay. Okay.
447
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,029
[ Exhales deeply ]
448
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,238
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
449
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,824
You know, some people say
there's no proof
450
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,325
that secondhand smoke kills.
451
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,119
The tobacco companies say
there's no proof
452
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,871
that secondhand smoke kills.
453
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,665
I've just been diagnosed
with terminal lung cancer.
454
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,917
I guess...I'm the proof.
455
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,419
The next time
you want to believe
456
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,630
that secondhand smoke
doesn't kill, think about me.
457
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:32,218
Because by the time you see
this commercial, I'll be dead.
458
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:34,554
Dead?
459
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,681
And cut! Great! We got it.
- [ Bell rings ]
460
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,017
Wrap out, people.
That was fantastic.
461
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,269
Uh, what -- what does that mean,
"I'll be dead"?
462
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,397
Hey, uh, what --
what was that "dead" part?
463
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,899
That was very good, Eric.
464
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,777
Here.
Eat this cupcake.
465
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,488
Uh, no, thanks.
I'm not hungry.
466
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,572
But you are.
467
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,574
Just eat this one cupcake.
468
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,535
It has sprinkles.
469
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,038
I'm not eating the cupcake.
470
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,582
Eric, do you know
what a hero is?
471
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,251
A hero is somebody
who sacrifices himself
472
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,795
for the good of others.
473
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,379
You can be a hero, Eric.
474
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:12,342
All you have to do
is eat the cupcake.
475
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,220
Jesus Christ!
476
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,638
Aah!
- Hey!
477
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,807
[ Breathing heavily ]
478
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,142
[ Breathing heavily ]
479
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,566
What are you doing, Cartman?
480
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,985
They're going to kill me!
481
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,195
Who's going to kill you?
482
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,530
The antismoking people!
483
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,198
They had me say I died
from secondhand smoke,
484
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,492
and now they want to sacrifice
me to make it look real!
485
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,743
They'll stop at nothing!
486
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,078
Well, get away from us, then.
487
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,038
Yeah, dude.
Don't get us killed, too.
488
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,249
You guys have to help me!
- No, dude! Get away!
489
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,917
Please, you guys!
I don't know what to do!
490
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,502
Stop it, Cartman.
Go die on your own.
491
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,003
If I go, you guys go!
492
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,046
Dad!
493
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,047
What?
494
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,924
The antismoking people
are trying to kill Cartman,
495
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,217
and he won't stay away from us.
496
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,094
Don't be ridiculous, boys.
497
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,429
The antismoking people are kind,
caring, and intelligent.
498
00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,764
Your heads
have just been corrupted
499
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,308
by the lies
of the big tobacco companies.
500
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,227
Hey!
Maybe that's it, you guys.
501
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,937
Maybe the tobacco company
can help us.
502
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,231
Help you,fat-ass. We weren't
in the commercial, remember?
503
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,941
Yeah. Go to the tobacco company
yourself.
504
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,901
That's fine! I thought
you guys were my friends!
505
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,444
But I guess I was wrong.
506
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,238
Yeah, dude.
You were totally wrong.
507
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,156
Mrph rm.
508
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,032
You guys, I am seriously
getting pissed off now!
509
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,742
Now, come on. We're going
to the tobacco company!
510
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,119
Oh, all right.
- No!
511
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,496
What we really should do
is go to our parents right now
512
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,832
and take responsibility
for smoking ourselves,
513
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,125
even if it means
getting grounded.
514
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:27,959
Why?
515
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,544
Because if we go
to the tobacco company,
516
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,004
I know exactly what'll happen.
517
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,089
They'll take us in,
and then Rob Reiner will show up
518
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,091
with all the townspeople
holding torches or something,
519
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,926
and there'll be a big showdown
until we talk about
520
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,803
what we learned
and change everyone's minds.
521
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,680
This is all following a formula!
522
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,684
So it's either deal with that
or be grounded for three weeks.
523
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,229
[ Crowd shouting ]
524
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,482
God damn it.
525
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,151
Give us the child!
526
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,360
We will not!
527
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,486
There!
You see that?
528
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,822
The tobacco company
won't give us the kid!
529
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,115
And do you know why?
530
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,118
Because they know that
if they give us that kid,
531
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,453
then we'll kill him --
532
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,163
and when our commercial
goes on the air,
533
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,165
it will lose them business!
534
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,416
[ Crowd shouting ]
535
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,712
W-Wait a minute.
What?
536
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,423
Yeah, when we kill the kid,
people are gonna think
537
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,966
it's because of
secondhand smoke.
538
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,093
And then these bastards
aren't gonna make money,
539
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,678
and they know it!
540
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,097
W-What the hell
is wrong with you?
541
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,432
That's not right.
542
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,310
Oh, God damn it.
Do I have to explain this again?
543
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,354
Smoking is bad, people!
544
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,982
So if we have to be a little
extreme to stop it, it's okay!
545
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,734
No, it isn't, you fat turd!
546
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,819
Because...I've learned
something today.
547
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,071
You just hate --
548
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,697
- See? I knew it.
- Yep.
549
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,242
You just hate smoking, so you
use all your money and power
550
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,826
to force others
to think like you.
551
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,828
And that's called fascism,
you tubby asshole.
552
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,873
God damn it!
There will be no more smoking!
553
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,959
It wasn't the tobacco company's
fault that we smoked.
554
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,210
It was our fault -- us.
555
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,003
We should all take
personal responsibility
556
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,673
instead of letting fat fascists
like him tell us what to do.
557
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,509
You're right, boys, m'kay.
558
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,511
Yeah!
Let smokers smoke!
559
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,554
Yeah!
- That's right!
560
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,683
Hey, Mr. Reiner,
why don't you "butt out"?
561
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,768
[ Laughter ]
562
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,646
I'm warning you -- Don't mess
with antismoking groups.
563
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,190
I don't idolize you anymore,
asshole!
564
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,276
[ Groaning ]
565
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,988
My goo!
My precious goo!
566
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,115
[ Groaning ]
567
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,035
So, Kyle,
it wasn't the tobacco company
568
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,287
that made you want to smoke?
569
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,204
No.
570
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,081
Well, then you are grounded,
mister!
571
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,291
You too, Eric.
572
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,251
Aw!
Aww!
573
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,169
Well, I guess
we learned our lesson.
574
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,714
No, we didn't, dude.
No, we didn't.
575
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:38,715
[ Light music plays ]
576
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,884
♪ With a hide-e-lie-dee-lie-dee
and a hide-e-lie-dee-lay ♪
577
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,721
♪ We work and we make cigarettes
all hide-e-lie-dee day ♪
578
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:45,888
♪ So folks can get a break-ee ♪
579
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,348
♪ From their stressful
lie-dee lives ♪
580
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,891
♪ And relax-ee
with the cigarettes ♪
581
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,935
♪ We make all day and night ♪
582
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:54,022
♪ I like to have a cigarette
every now and then ♪
583
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,607
♪ It makes me feel calmer
when the day is at an end ♪
584
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,527
♪ And if it gives me cancer
when I'm 80, I don't care ♪