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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Laughing ]
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- [ Pop ]
- Stop it, Cartman.
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[ Laughing ]
That's so funny.
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God damn it, Cartman!
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Stop throwing those
stupid poppy things at me!
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Come on and take a look, folks.
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We've got a lot of knives
for sale here.
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Oh, my God!
Look!
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"Martial arts weapons
from the Far East."
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Wow. Cool.
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Dude, we should each buy
a weapon,
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and then we'll be like ninjas.
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Yeah! We won't have to
take crap from anybody!
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Our parents won't let us
have weapons, dude.
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Who's gonna tell them,
dumb-ass?
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Yeah. Our parents are gonna be
at this stupid fair all day.
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They'll never know
what we bought.
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I'll get the tonfas.
Those are so sweet.
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CARTMAN:
I'm gonna get those killer sai.
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Look, Kenny, there's something
even you can afford --
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a ninja shuriken for $1.99.
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Mrph rm!
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Can I help you boys?
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Yeah. We want to get one of each
of these ninja weapons.
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Okay. You need to have your
parents here when you buy them.
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I can't sell to anyone under 18
without parents' permission.
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Parents?
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Parents?
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Oh, God!
[ Sobs ]
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W-What's the matter?
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[ Wailing ]
No!
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We're brothers, see,
and our parents died
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in a car accident last year.
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Why?!
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- Why?!
- [ Sobs ]
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Why did you have to
take them both?!
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Why?!
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Sobs ]
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Why do people have to
keep reminding us
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of what we don't have?!
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It's -- It's all right, boys.
Don't cry.
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I'll -- I'll just go pack
these up for you, okay?
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God damn. That's like
the 12th time that's worked.
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[ Grunting, shrieking ]
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Kyah! Kyah!
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Tai-yo!
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Gyah!
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Shut up, hippies!
I'll kill you!
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Yah!
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With my tonfa of Takanawa,
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I become the great and powerful
ninja Shadowhachi --
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born to fight evil
and people I don't like.
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Yeah, and my powerful nunchucks
make me into Bunraku --
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a deadly but compassionate ninja
who protects those in trouble.
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What's your ninja name, Kenny?
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Mrph rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Yes, and I am Bulrog --
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a tough, brute ninja
who has dedicated his life
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to eradicating the world
from hippies.
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All right, ninjas.
Let's go protect the world.
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Kick-ass.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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You guys,
you know what we should do?
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We should go show our weapons
to Craig and those guys.
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They'll be so jealous.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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No, dude. We can't go around
showing our weapons to people.
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Our parents might find out
we have them.
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Ugh. You see, guys, this is why
Jews can't be ninjas.
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They've got no spine.
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You don't know anything
about Jews, fat-ass!
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My mom took me to see Mel
Gibson's movie "The Passion,"
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and Mel Gibson says you are
snakes and you are liars.
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And if the Road Warrior says it,
it must be true.
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Don't worry, Kyle.
Craig's not gonna tell on us.
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Come, ninjas.
Let's go.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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All right.
This is it.
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Yes. The residence that belongs
to the one called Craig.
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I still say this is a bad idea.
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[ Wind whistling ]
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Ninja positions.
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Ha!
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Hello, Craig.
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Look what we got.
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Where'd you get those?
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We can't tell you where.
It's secret ninja stuff.
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Ooh, is that jealously
I see in your eyes, Craig?
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Mm, yes.
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Drown me in the sweet water
of your envy.
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Uh, th-they're not that cool.
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Yeah, they're not that cool.
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These are real, authentic
weapons from the Far East.
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But don't tell anybody
we have them.
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Ugh.
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- Whoa! Where'd you get those?
- Let me see!
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Uh, we'd love to hang out, guys,
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but we have important
secret work to do.
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Yes, the life of a ninja
is complex and full of peril.
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Come on, ninjas.
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- Ho!
- Mrph!
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Oh, man, did you see
the look on Craig's face?!
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That was awesome!
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Dude, we're like the coolest
kids in the whole state.
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Hey, fellas.
What's happening?
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We're playing ninjas, Butters.
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Wow-ee!
Hey, can I play ninjas with you?
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No, Butters.
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We are a very select
elite fighting team sent
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to protect the world from evil,
and you can't play with us.
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Yeah. You wouldn't make
a very good ninja.
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Come on, guys.
We have a lot of work to do.
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Yes, and no time to do it.
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No time.
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I think I'd make
a really good ninja.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Geez, those guys never
let me play with them.
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They just shun me all the time.
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I'm a lost soul --
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a dark, lonely shadow
of a person.
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- Hi, Butters.
- Hi, Mom.
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A castaway forced to live
his life out in solitude.
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It is because of times
like these
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I was forced to a life of evil.
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Society cast me out,
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and so I vowed
to make them all pay!
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And pay they did.
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Nobody knows that beneath
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this sweet, eight-year-old
little boy lies the most evil,
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most destructive supervillain
of all time!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Professor Chaos!
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Let's see how you like
dealing with me, ninjas!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Bah!
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Bah!
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[ Grunts ]
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Ooh, Butters.
Are you going out to play again?
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Yeah, Mom, I'm just going
outside for a little while.
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Well, could you be a sweetie
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and take that pie over there
to the Thompsons?
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I made it to thank them
for babysitting you last week.
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Oh.
Ok-- Okay, Mom.
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Gah! Aah!
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Buh! Ugh!
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Buh!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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STAN: Hmm. This doesn't seem
to be the right way.
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My ninja sense is telling me
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we might be heading
in the wrong direction.
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Okay.
Hang on, guys.
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I'll use my special power
to see into the future
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and find out
where we should head next.
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Hold on, you guys.
I actually have another power.
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I can see into the future, too,
but better than Kyle.
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Let me try.
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God damn it, Cartman,
you can't keep making up powers!
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Yeah, dude. That's like the
fifth power you've come up with.
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I am Bulrog, and I have
lots and lots of powers.
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No, asshole! From now on,
you only get to have one power.
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So what is it?
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I have the power
to have all the powers I want.
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That doesn't count, fat-ass!
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Yeah, that's it, Cartman.
You don't get any powers.
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[ Whines ]
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BUTTERS:
Hah! Ha ha ha ha!
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't the four ninjas.
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- Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.
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Craig, is that you?
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Fools!
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I am Professor Chaos,
bringer of destruction and doom!
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Your feeble ninja powers
are no match for me!
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Whoa.
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Looks like we have
a sworn enemy, you guys.
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Mrph!
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Very well, Professor Chaos.
We'll play along.
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Now feel the fiery sting
of my tonfa of Takanawa!
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Hyah!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Hey, kid, that knocks you down.
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Nunh-unh.
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Yeah-huh.
I got you.
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Nunh-unh, because my cloak
is made of a titanium alloy
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that shields me from heat!
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That's bullcrap!
Titanium alloy, my ass.
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KYLE: Well, let's see
how he likes the icy blast
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of my nunchucks of Kuramoto!
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Ha!
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Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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Uh, nice attempt, ninja.
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But now both of you shall feel
the power of my Web of Holding!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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- Ugh!
- Ugh!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Now you are both trapped
in spider webs.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Both grunting ]
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All right, dickhole.
Time for you to pay.
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[ Creaking ]
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Oh, no. I have no powers.
Kyle took them away from me.
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Kyle, give me back my powers so
I can fight this evil villain!
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Okay, okay.
You can have your powers back.
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All right.
And now I'll use my power to...
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turn Kyle into a chicken!
Bah!
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God damn it, Cartman!
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♪ Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha! ♪
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♪ Now you are a chicken ♪
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♪ Nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah,
nyah-nyah! ♪
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Enough!
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I grow weary
of your foolishness.
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Professor Chaos
cannot be stopped.
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Oh, yeah?
Kenny, use your ninja star!
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Mrph!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Aaaaaah!
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[ Wailing ]
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Oh, shit, dude.
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Butters!
Oh, my God.
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[ Wailing, sobbing ]
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Oh, dude,
it's stuck in his eye.
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What the hell did you do
that for, Kenny?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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It hurts!
It hurts!
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Oh, man!
We are in serious trouble!
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[ Screaming ]
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Shh! Shh! It's okay, Butters.
Calm down.
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I-It's not that bad.
Really.
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But I can't see nothin'.
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I got to go to the hospital!
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[ Wails ]
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Okay, okay. Calm down, Butters.
It'll be okay.
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[ Gasping ]
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Guys, meeting over here
for a second.
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All right, you guys.
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We need to stay calm
and just do the right thing.
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We have to kill Butters
and bury him in Kyle's backyard.
253
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,680
Dude, shut up.
254
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:15,764
- I agree with Cartman.
- What?!
255
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,432
You don't understand
what my mom will do to me
256
00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,142
if she finds out I was
playing with weapons!
257
00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,900
Just stay still, Butters.
258
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,402
Uh...
259
00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:30,988
Uh...
[ Screams ]
260
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,240
Stop, dude!
You're gonna scramble his brain!
261
00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,534
Go ahead and scramble it.
He won't remember it was us.
262
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:36,994
You guys can't fix my eyeball!
263
00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,913
You have to take me
to the hospital!
264
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:40,956
If we take him to the hospital,
265
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,207
they're gonna find out
what happened.
266
00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,458
God damn it!
267
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,044
God, please,
if you get me out of this,
268
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,463
I swear I'll never play
with weapons ever again.
269
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,549
Don't be so quick to throw off
your ninja responsibility, Kyle.
270
00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:51,758
Now, come on, guys.
271
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,010
Sure, it's easy to be a ninja
272
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,344
when everything's going
your way.
273
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,388
But it's time likes these,
when the chips are down,
274
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,056
that a ninja shows
his true character.
275
00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,349
I-I'm getting woozy.
276
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,351
Shut up, Butters.
Now, there's a way out of this.
277
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,687
We just have to use
our ninja reasoning.
278
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:09,067
We need a doctor,
but we can't go to the hospital.
279
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,986
Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
What about the veterinarian?
280
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,112
Dr. Shafley?
281
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,780
He's really old and going blind.
282
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,450
So if we make Butters up
to look like a dog...
283
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,326
Oh, no.
284
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,869
We might pass him off
as our pet.
285
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,329
But -- But, fellas, if I --
286
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,414
if I dress up like a dog
with a star in my eye,
287
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,915
I'm gonna get grounded!
288
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,125
- Shut up, Butters!
- Shut up, Butters!
289
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,669
That is the dumbest idea
you guys have ever come up with!
290
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,172
I'd expect this stupidity
out of Cartman, but you, Stan?
291
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,090
Butters needs medical attention
right now!
292
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,967
All right. Then you take him
to the hospital, Kyle.
293
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:34,968
You take him to the hospital
294
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,387
and let your mom find out
what happened.
295
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,514
[ Whimpering ]
296
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,686
Hand me the modeling glue.
We need more fur over here.
297
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,104
[ Coughs ]
298
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,940
That modeling glue
is making me dizzy.
299
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,651
Butters, we're trying to help
you, god damn it!
300
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,277
Now stop being such an asshole!
301
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,570
We need some more fur.
302
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,365
[ Shaver buzzes ]
303
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,242
I think that's good.
304
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,911
Okay.
Let's hear your bark, Butters.
305
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,955
[ Whimpering ]
Woof. W-Woof?
306
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,875
All right. Now we've just got to
sneak him into town.
307
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,169
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
308
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,214
Okay.
It's clear.
309
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,715
[ Whimpering ]
310
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,926
Now, remember, Butters -- When
you get to the vet's office,
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00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,762
you need to stay down on all
fours and -- Butters, listen!
312
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,306
At the vet's office, stay down
on all fours and bark a lot.
313
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,058
[ Whimpering ]
314
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,727
Woof. Woof.
Woof.
315
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,062
We've got to hurry.
It's getting late.
316
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,146
[ Metal clanks ]
317
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,649
- Oh, shit. Somebody's coming.
- Quick! Hide Butters!
318
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,775
In here!
319
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,028
But -- But, fellas, I got --
320
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,864
CRAIG:
Aha! There you are.
321
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,200
You guys thought
you were so cool, didn't you?
322
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,327
Well, look at what we got.
323
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,414
No way.
You got weapons, too?
324
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,540
Where'd you get those?
325
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,792
From the kn-kn--
From the kn-- From the --
326
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,460
From the knife guy
at the county fair.
327
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,379
At first he said we needed
our parents' permission,
328
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,172
but then we told him
our parents were dead.
329
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,758
Aw, man, now every douchebag
in town has a ninja weapon!
330
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:57,759
Lame!
331
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,470
So, how would you ninjas
like to do battle?
332
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,472
Uh, not now, Craig.
We -- We have to be going.
333
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,058
You can't pass through this area
until you defend your honor!
334
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,685
He said not now, Craig!
335
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,769
I am not Craig.
336
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,732
I am Ginza -- with the powerful
blade of the kintama.
337
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:12,607
Yah!
338
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,443
And I am Black Chaku --
339
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,403
with the power
of perfect spelling!
340
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,780
Guys, we're --
we're really not playing, okay?
341
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,949
[ Dramatic music plays ]
342
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,621
W-What --
What's the matter, f-fellas?
343
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,708
Are you n-ninjas or p-p-pussies?
344
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,793
We're twice the ninjas
you fags are!
345
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,794
Then fight us.
346
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,672
Very well, Clyde.
Yah!
347
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,257
I swore to never fight again.
348
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,217
We don't have a choice, Kyle.
Just humor them.
349
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,177
Yah!
350
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,386
- Yah!
- Yah!
351
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,473
MAN:
♪ Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono ♪
352
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,434
♪ Kintama no kame aru ♪
353
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,312
♪ Sore no oto saru bo bo ♪
354
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,732
♪ Iye!
Ninja ga imas-u-u-u-u-u-u ♪
355
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,818
♪ Hey, hey,
let's go kenka suru ♪
356
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,696
♪ Taisetsu no mono
protect my balls ♪
357
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,449
♪ Boku ga warui
so let's fighting ♪
358
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,660
♪ Let's fighting love ♪
359
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,997
♪ Let's fighting love ♪
360
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,625
♪ Kono uta chotto baka ♪
361
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,711
♪ Wake ga wakaranai ♪
362
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,339
♪ Eigo ga mecha-kucha ♪
363
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,675
♪ Daijobu
we do it all the time ♪
364
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,469
♪ Hey, hey,
let's go kenka suru -- ♪
365
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,596
Wait, wait!
Wait, wait! Wa--
366
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,473
Hold on a second.
Where's Butters?
367
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,184
Oh, no.
Butters!
368
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,852
Butters!
369
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,188
Oh, nice going, you assholes!
You made us lose him!
370
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,439
- Lose who?
- Butters!
371
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,899
He got a ninja star stuck
in his eye.
372
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,151
And we were taking him to the
vet when you fucked it all up!
373
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,069
Butters?!
374
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,904
Stuck in his eye?
Was he bleeding?
375
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,280
Y-Yeah, a little.
Butters!
376
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,324
- Get back here right now!
- Oh, shit.
377
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,909
You guys are in trouble.
We're out of here!
378
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,702
No, dude!
You got to help us find him!
379
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,454
- To hell with that!
- We're in this together, Craig!
380
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,122
If Butters tells on us,
we're gonna tell on you.
381
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,457
That's ninja code.
382
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,668
[ Whimpering ]
383
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,753
Hello?
384
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,630
Anybody?
385
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,632
Woof. Woof?
386
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,551
Woof-woof.
[ Whimpers ]
387
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,511
Woof?
388
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,012
Woof?
389
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,308
- STAN: Butters?
- KYLE: Butters?
390
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,518
- Here, Butters!
- Mrph!
391
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,894
- Butters!
- Butters!
392
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,063
B-B-B-B-Butters?
393
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,398
- Butters!
- Hey, Butters!
394
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,524
Dude, look!
395
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,901
[ Dramatic music plays ]
396
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,575
Hello, there, children.
397
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,410
- ALL: Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?
398
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,495
- Bad.
- Why bad?
399
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,998
Uh, Chef, you haven't seen
Butters around, have you?
400
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,541
No, can't say that I have.
401
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,710
Hey, what are you children doing
with those weapons?
402
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,628
N-Nothing.
Just...playing.
403
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,630
Well, you children
should be careful with those.
404
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,591
You could put
somebody's eye out.
405
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,884
Yeah, we know.
406
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,594
Well, I got to get
to the fairgrounds.
407
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,470
They're about to start
the big auction.
408
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,471
So long, children.
409
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,223
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
410
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,434
[ Mumbling ]
411
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,900
Woof. Woof!
412
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,776
Woof-woof!
413
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,194
Oh, my God.
414
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,822
What the --
Doctor! Doctor!
415
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,866
Jesus Christ.
416
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,910
[ Groaning ]
417
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:13,747
What kind of sick bastard
would do this to a dog?
418
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:14,915
Poor little pup.
419
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,957
[ Moans ]
420
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,667
Woof-woof?
421
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,294
Can you help him, Doctor?
422
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,712
I'm afraid I wouldn't know how.
423
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,465
Unfortunately for this little
fella, I'm a people doctor.
424
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,133
Best we call the animal shelter.
425
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,885
Right away.
426
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,932
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
427
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,184
NARRATOR: In our last episode,
the four ninjas did battle
428
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,227
with Professor Chaos,
bringer of destruction and doom.
429
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,438
It was during that great battle
that ninja master Kenny
430
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,940
threw his star
into Professor Chaos' eye.
431
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,483
Now the ninjas
were in serious trouble
432
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,360
because their parents
might find out they had weapons
433
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,611
if Professor Chaos told on them.
434
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,029
While trying to get
Professor Chaos some aid
435
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,364
at the veterinarian's office,
436
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,324
the four ninjas ran into Craig
and his three friends.
437
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,034
They challenged the four ninjas
to fight,
438
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,661
and the legendary battle
of Tokutawa began.
439
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,121
It was during this battle
that Professor Chaos escaped,
440
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,581
so the four ninjas
were forced to join forces
441
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,541
with Craig and his friends
to find Professor Chaos,
442
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,377
or else they would all
be grounded.
443
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,628
[ Dramatic music plays ]
444
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,796
- Butters?
- Butters?
445
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:03,964
- Here, Butters.
- Mrph!
446
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,131
- Butters?
- Butters!
447
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,633
Butters, where the hell are you?
448
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,801
It's hopeless, dude.
449
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,344
Butters must have made it
to the hospital.
450
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,763
By now our parents probably know
we were playing with weapons!
451
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,306
We have to get rid
of the evidence!
452
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,224
What?
453
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,934
Dude, we have to get rid
of our weapons
454
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,978
so at least we can try
to deny everything.
455
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,188
Screw that, dude. I paid
20 bucks for these things.
456
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,982
Let's just return them
and get our money back.
457
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,191
We don't have time for that,
dude!
458
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,026
We just have to ditch them --
now!
459
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,862
Okay. Go ahead, Kyle.
Throw your nunchucks away.
460
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:28,989
If you can.
461
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:32,200
But you know damn well that
your Jewish blood won't let you.
462
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,411
You can't throw away something
you paid 15 bucks for.
463
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,495
Go ahead and try.
464
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,497
Screw you, fat-ass!
465
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,499
[ Dramatic music plays ]
466
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,001
Mel Gibson was right, Kyle.
467
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,836
Right now the Jew in you
is screaming, "No!
468
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,713
Those cost money.
Get your money back."
469
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,214
You know this to be true.
470
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,341
[ Grunting ]
471
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,677
Go ahead.
472
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,388
Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle.
Do it.
473
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,307
[ Grunting ]
474
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,726
Aah!
475
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,188
I-I can't do it.
476
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,815
I can't do it.
I...
477
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,025
It's all right, Kyle.
478
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,027
We'll go back to the fair
and return them.
479
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,779
[ Dogs barking, cats meowing ]
480
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,575
Come on.
481
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,036
Come on, little fella.
482
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,287
Attaboy.
483
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,165
[ Mumbling ]
484
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,584
Right over here.
Good dog. Come on.
485
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,419
There you go.
Right in there.
486
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,171
Good dog.
487
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,214
[ Mumbling ]
488
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,842
[ Dog sniffing ]
489
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,478
- Aah!
- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
490
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,065
Somebody threw a ninja star
in that poor puppy's eye?
491
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,942
It just makes me sick how
some people can treat animals.
492
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,695
Well, nothing we can do for it.
Let's put it to sleep, shall we?
493
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,238
Here you go, pup.
494
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,157
I've got a sweet dose
of murder for you.
495
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,327
What the -- Blast it!
He's escaped!
496
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,411
Oh, well.
497
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,622
Let's murder
one of these other dogs.
498
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,250
KYLE: All right!
The county fair's still open.
499
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,172
Can I help you boys?
500
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,007
We have come to return
the weapons we purchased.
501
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,343
Oh, sorry, kids.
I don't give refunds.
502
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,012
Listen, doucher, our parents
are gonna kill us -- and you --
503
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,847
if they find out
that we bought these.
504
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,682
I thought you told me
your parents were dead.
505
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,810
- You guys! You guys!
- What is it, Craig?
506
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,228
- It's Butters! We saw him!
- Where?!
507
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,896
Right on the other side
of the fairgrounds.
508
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,189
He's just wandering around
aimlessly.
509
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,691
- Then it's not too late!
- Come on, ninjas.
510
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,819
[ Dramatic music plays ]
511
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,987
All right, folks,
our next item up for auction
512
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,156
is this lovely
19th-century lamp.
513
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,700
Oh, crap, dude.
All our parents are there.
514
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,119
Butters was right
on the other side.
515
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,662
- We have to get past them.
- All right.
516
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,373
Looks like I'll have to use my
power of invisibility to get by.
517
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,624
You have that power, too?
518
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,626
I told you -- Bulrog has
lots and lots of powers.
519
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:47,752
Behold.
520
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:54,634
This way, I can move about
the crowd of people undetected.
521
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,262
- Here. Hold this stuff for me.
- Good luck, Bulrog.
522
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,142
This lamp comes from the estate
of Edna and James Holinger,
523
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,352
who lived in upstate Wyoming.
524
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,856
It has a bronze finish and
actual gold leaf along the base.
525
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,275
This is a really rare
opportunity
526
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,985
to own a classic antique.
527
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,028
The lamp has been appraised
by our auction staff
528
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,822
at well over $2,000,
529
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,241
so we're gonna start the bidding
at $375.
530
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,952
Do I -- Do I hear $375?
531
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,956
[ Birds chirping ]
532
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,384
Kid, what the hell
do you think you're doing?
533
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,139
[ Babbling ]
534
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,476
Butters!
535
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,187
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
536
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,438
What happened to him?
537
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,607
Oh, my God!
538
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,691
Oh, Jesus.
539
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,735
Oh, dude,
we are gonna get it now.
540
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,154
[ Indistinct shouting ]
541
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,532
All right, people.
542
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,993
We are all extremely upset
over what's happened,
543
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,828
but let's try to speak
one at a time.
544
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,371
Well, like the rest of you,
545
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,624
I am shocked and appalled
at what happened.
546
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,584
I don't know
if the parents are to blame
547
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,419
or if it's the times
we're living in,
548
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,379
but something has to change!
549
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,381
[ Indistinct shouting ]
550
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,218
This is the worst thing that's
ever happened in this town --
551
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,427
the worst thing!
552
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,262
[ Indistinct shouting ]
553
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,180
Yeah!
554
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,016
I mean, there were children
watching that auction.
555
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,893
And when that little
eight-year-old boy
556
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:31,272
walked up and flashed his...
penis, it was an outrage!
557
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,774
[ Indistinct shouting ]
558
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,025
I was outraged!
559
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,526
What?
560
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,110
What?
561
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:40,031
Not only that, the auction
was televised on public access.
562
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,743
So my little daughter watching
at home saw the...penis.
563
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,620
How am I supposed to
explain that to her?
564
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,829
This is what happens
565
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,123
when the moral fabric
of society breaks down.
566
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,918
- Yeah!
- It's the fabric's fault!
567
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,087
You see the damage
you've caused, Eric Cartman?
568
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,255
What were you thinking?!
569
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,424
I told you --
It was a wardrobe malfunction.
570
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,301
- That's bull!
- No way!
571
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,429
Dude, they don't care we knocked
Butters' eye out with weapons?
572
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,515
Just run with it, dude.
573
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,142
Uh, yeah.
I agree!
574
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,978
Uh, my fragile little
eight-year-old mind
575
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,854
didn't know how to deal with
what I was seeing.
576
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,064
Cartman should be punished!
577
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,024
- Yeah! That's right!
- I agree!
578
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,484
Hey, fuck you, Kyle!
579
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,321
- Dude, I-I can't believe it.
- Yeah!
580
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,031
I guess parents don't give
a crap about violence
581
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,491
if there's sex things
to worry about.
582
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,827
So I guess this means
we get to keep our weapons.
583
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,412
Yeah.
Come on, ninjas.
584
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,081
We've got some more work to do.
585
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,083
- ALL: Hyah!
- ♪ Hey, hey, let's go ♪
586
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,668
♪ Kenka suru ♪
587
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,337
♪ Taisetsu no mono
protect my balls ♪
588
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,799
♪ Boku ga warui
so let's fighting ♪
589
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,593
♪ Let's fighting love ♪
590
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,555
♪ Let's fighting love ♪
591
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,182
♪ Kono uta chotto baka ♪
592
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,477
♪ Wake ga wakaranai ♪
593
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,397
♪ Eigo ga mecha-kucha ♪
594
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,567
♪ Daijobu
we do it all the time ♪
595
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,486
♪ Hey, hey,
let's go kenka suru ♪
596
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:04,115
♪ Taisetsu no mono
protect my balls ♪